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Coronation Street 23rd April 2026
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00:11¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30I can't tell a four from a six, but that's the comprehensive system for you.
00:34Oh, and Debbie was saying that it was Carl that caused all that damage.
00:39I feel terrible.
00:40Well, it's not your fault.
00:42Well, you know, I am Carl adjacent, family-wise.
00:45Oh, they're lovely. Thank you.
00:48Oh, right.
00:50Listen, Debbie's offered us a free lunch at the hotel, you know, to make up for the wedding being off.
00:53What do you reckon?
00:55Well, no.
00:56Got a duvet day plan now.
00:57Well, looking forward to that more than I was at the wedding, actually.
01:00Oh, all right. Thanks.
01:02Yeah, well, getting dressed up and, you know, folk gawping at you.
01:05Don't like to be the central pretension, do I?
01:08It's free champagne.
01:09All day.
01:10Really?
01:11How can a girl say no to that?
01:14Well, exactly.
01:15Right, no arguments.
01:16Come on, you'll need to get changed if we're going for a romantic lunch.
01:19Can't go on with trackie?
01:22Get dressed.
01:24It's like we're married already.
01:26Thanks, Sal.
01:28Is there anything I can do?
01:31Er, actually, Sally, there is.
01:34Morning, Fizzbomb.
01:35Oh, I'm that gutted about the wedding.
01:38I bought a new bra and everything.
01:40Lord knows I could do with a good rave up.
01:42Er, couldn't we all, huh?
01:43Listen, seeing as we're off anyway, how do you fancy me, you, Rovers, splattered?
01:48Yeah, you're on.
01:50You all right, Sal?
01:51Oh, ask if she wants to come day drinking and all.
01:53You all right?
01:55Really?
01:59Change of plan.
02:01No.
02:02Mm-hmm.
02:07Saladin.
02:09Not a shame.
02:10Er, no.
02:12Surprise.
02:14We know you don't like surprises, all right?
02:17Well...
02:17Well, the registrar was booked and the licence sorted,
02:21so if you don't mind getting wed somewhere that looks like the baller from the Poseidon adventure.
02:28It's only one of my favourite films.
02:30Really?
02:31Thank God for that.
02:33I can't get married in this, can I?
02:37And you shall go to the ball.
02:41Right.
02:42Were you all in on this?
02:44Royston, you've got a rule against lying.
02:47On this happy occasion, I chose to flout it.
02:51Well, it doesn't matter how we do it, only that we do, right?
02:55Are we finally getting hitched, are we?
02:59To quote you, my darling, we flaming well are.
03:04Ka-ching!
03:07So Megan admitted it?
03:09She said how good he was in bed.
03:10Oh, it made me feel sick.
03:12Which is why I've not said anything to Ben, because I...
03:15God knows what I'd do.
03:16Maybe it was to wind you up, cos you went at her yesterday.
03:19Who says something like that as a wind-up?
03:21Oh, no, she absolutely meant it.
03:23We've got all the evidence we need.
03:25Apart from any actual evidence.
03:28Hey, Taya, can I just have a quick word?
03:30Yeah, yeah.
03:31Sorry, one sec.
03:33Actually, I've got an idea how to deal with her once and for all.
03:38I can't believe Carl's caused all this.
03:40No.
03:41Well, we've done what we can.
03:43And Carla and Lisa seem happy enough.
03:45Mind you, the way them two are looking at each other,
03:47they'd probably get married on a rubbish tip.
03:50Oi, out!
03:52No, no, it's all right, Ryan.
03:54I asked him to come.
03:56Ralph, will you just pass me that envelope, love?
03:59Thank you.
04:00Wait, what, are you giving him more money?
04:01He's just wrecked the place.
04:03Believe you me, this will be the last.
04:07Right.
04:08Take that and go.
04:11I don't care where,
04:12but just make sure you don't come back.
04:16What, like, forever?
04:19Forever's a long time.
04:21Which, of course, I don't have.
04:23But what time I do have left,
04:26I don't want to be poisoned by you.
04:30So, yeah.
04:31Yeah, I suppose this is it.
04:32The last goodbye.
04:35Unless, of course, you want to give me that back.
04:42No, I'm good.
04:45Can't wait to leave this miserable cesspit behind anyway.
04:48It's only one person that's caused misery round here, mate.
04:50Ryan, will you do me a favour and go and check on the girls, please?
04:54Yeah, go on.
04:55Do as you're told.
04:57Please, Ryan.
04:59Thanks.
04:59Right.
05:00Mother.
05:01Nice doing business with you.
05:03I'd love to say it was a pleasure.
05:05Just scuttle off like the rat you are
05:07and leave us in peace.
05:09Peace?
05:11Peace?
05:12You left your husband a gibbering wreck.
05:14You got two kids on the other side of the world
05:17and one cold in the ground.
05:19So you enjoy your peace.
05:21Have a think about what you've just said there.
05:23And that's why you've got to go.
05:26You're ruining too many lives.
05:30And when I've reconciled myself
05:32with never seeing you again
05:35I wish you no harm.
05:41So go.
05:43And go well.
05:46Deb.
05:48Right.
05:50I think I've said my peace now.
05:53That's that.
05:54Abbott, can you come and help me in the kitchen, please?
06:11Oh, she's dead nice, isn't she, Olivia?
06:13Yeah.
06:15Lovely table manners, you know,
06:16when I put them turkey dinosaurs down.
06:18Honestly, put Lily and David to shame.
06:20They were like some Outer Lord at flying.
06:23What's that?
06:25Oh, it's just a book we did in school.
06:27No, there's somebody in the garden.
06:31Don't go out there.
06:33If it's Geoffrey Dahmer, I'll tell him to be on his way.
06:35Hiya, we wouldn't go, miss.
06:37What are you playing at?
06:38I'm helping.
06:39Helping who?
06:40Do what?
06:41It's a secret.
06:42Not if it's in my garden, it's not.
06:44Have you seen these clowns?
06:46What is wrong with you?
06:48Nothing.
06:52I can't do it, David.
06:55You nervous?
06:59I'm excited.
07:03Right.
07:04Let's get the soppy bit out of the way first.
07:10I'm so happy for you.
07:13And I'm so proud of you and Carla
07:15for the way that you've handled yourself through...
07:18No, no, no, no, no.
07:20Not today, Bits.
07:21That's from Chit's band.
07:24Understood.
07:26Today's about the future.
07:29For all three of us.
07:31Okay.
07:33Come here.
07:36Oh.
07:41What are you doing here?
07:42I'm waiting on the job.
07:44Thought I'd have a bit of a nosy.
07:45All right.
07:48Well, Sal's not going to be best pleased
07:49that you're here and she ain't.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Mm-hmm.
07:58Oh.
08:00Oh, my goodness.
08:01Wow.
08:02Now back at you.
08:04Beautiful.
08:05So, who's going to stand at the end
08:07and who's going to walk up here?
08:10We'll do it together.
08:12Like always.
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:14Oh.
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:15I'm on my turn.
08:20Oh, boy.
08:22This was, uh,
08:24Hayley's favourite.
08:25I can't expect you.
08:26Well, that's just as well
08:28because I'm not giving it to you.
08:29Oh.
08:30So, something borrowed.
08:32It's also something old
08:33and something blue.
08:34So, you just need your something new now.
08:37Oh, I've got that right beside me, haven't I?
08:40Thank you.
08:40I've got that right beside you.
08:41This is it.
08:42This is it.
08:43I can't.
08:43You ready?
08:49Let's do this.
08:50Oh, I've got that.
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13:29¡Qué tal!
13:32¡Ap, las re Via! ¡Ap, las re nodo!
13:35¡Ay! ¡Surprice!
13:38¡Oh, la verdad!
13:40¡Wow!
13:41¡But I only suggested it to Sal.
13:43¡We didn't expect all this!
13:44¡Well, your devoted staff thought you deserved
13:47a decent celebration for your big day!
13:49¡Oh, Sal!
13:50¡How did you get here before us?
13:52¡Oh, well, I told Tim to take you on the scenic route!
13:54¡You sneaky little...
13:55¡I taught you well!
13:56¡Oh, guys!
13:59¡Oh, por himself!
14:05¿Por qué te lo hiciste?
14:09¡I had to!
14:10Es la única protección que tenía para que no me se acudiera.
14:16Pero...
14:17...entonces, bueno, he caught me.
14:20Estoy tratando de escapar, y...
14:22...y me quedé bundledo en la van de la van.
14:26Luckily, her dad didn't realise I still had the hard drive
14:28But he does now
14:29He must have eventually realised it was still missing, yeah
14:32And figured it out
14:33But it was me
14:36You need to give this back
14:38Okay? If Olivia tracked you here
14:39They could be on their way already
14:41I can't, it's my only insurance policy
14:44And Olivia, she won't say anything
14:46Trust me, she got the message loud and clear
14:48Jodie, they could still know where you are
14:50Okay?
14:54You need to get gone
14:56Pronto
14:59You're kicking me out
15:00Damn right I am
15:01For your sake, as much as my family's
15:06I tried online dating
15:07Oh yeah, how's it going?
15:09I've forgotten my password
15:10What about real life?
15:12I'm out of practice
15:13Well, why don't you go and chat to people here?
15:15Like, not to chat them up, just to chat
15:17Yeah, baby steps
15:20Have you seen Shona?
15:22No
15:23Sorry
15:23Sorry
15:26How many is he out?
15:28I have no idea
15:29But that's not my problem, thankfully
15:32Well, to blow me down
15:34I would never in a million years have thought
15:36That the highlight of Carla's wedding
15:37Would be Scotch X
15:38I can hear my uncle now
15:40If you serve sausage rolls at a black wedding
15:42There'll be a riot
15:43I apologise for the makeshift nature of the buffet
15:46It was all prepared at last minute
15:49With the help of friends and names
15:51Oh yeah, Tim brought these badges from Speed Dial
15:54I did the Russian salad
15:55Why is it Russian?
15:56Because they had to make it quick
15:58I mean, I went to the bistro
16:00They got me some wine
16:02But nobody asked me to contribute food
16:03Oh, sure, maybe that's because they've tasted you cooking
16:06Oh, that's outrageous
16:09Right, honestly, no, this
16:10This is perfect, this
16:12Carla all over, isn't it?
16:14I believe it is, yes
16:15Yeah
16:20Hi
16:23No
16:27Okay
16:28Why is he talking to me?
16:30I don't know
16:30Hey, where's Summer?
16:33Oh, erm, she's gone to see Todd
16:35You know he's leaving tomorrow
16:36Oh, it's a shame she's missing out on the party
16:37Yeah, some party and all
16:39Just a bunch of crumblies getting blabbered in a nigger fracture
16:42Oi, that's my crumblies you're talking about
16:45Fair point
16:45Anyway, a mate's just texted asking me about going to town later
16:49What do you think?
16:50I'll go to my mum on her wedding day
16:52Why not?
16:53Right, okay, I'll think about it
16:54Here we go
16:56This your first lesbian wedding, then?
16:59Joking, are you?
17:00I'm in the police
17:03Beautiful day
17:04Really enjoyed myself
17:05What, you're not going already, are you?
17:07Yeah, what, you generation, what you made of?
17:10Well, you know, Lauren might have suggested going to town later
17:13Oh, you do whatever you want to, you baby girl
17:16You know you've got to live your life and enjoy yourself
17:18I think somebody's had a drink
17:23Oh, Sal
17:24Will you remind me to reimburse you for all this champagne, please?
17:28Because I can't have my staff, you know, splashing out like drunken sailors
17:31Well, actually, Nick donated it
17:33He said it was your wedding present
17:35Oh, well, that's very generous of Nick, isn't it?
17:38Why, thank you
17:39Very
17:39Probably got it at cost price, Mum
17:42Yeah, we could all do with exes that nice, couldn't we?
17:44Yeah, couldn't we?
17:46Oh, Nina, top us up in here, will you?
17:48Yeah, wait, your turn
17:51David, what even are you doing here?
17:54Well, we're celebrating your love, aren't we?
17:57Actually, to be fair, we help Kirk's out
17:59Oh, that's very sweet of you, David
18:03Thank you
18:04Don't forget your garden, 855
18:07Yeah
18:07Yeah
18:15Ladies and gentlemen
18:18I'm sure you're all as happy and as moved as I am by this union
18:25I never had children
18:27But in Carla, I feel that I've enjoyed all the benefits of fatherhood
18:34Without any of the joel of access
18:37It's a relationship that I'm truly honoured to have
18:43And now, Lisa, it's time to turn that responsibility over to someone else again
18:52So, would you please welcome the happy couple onto the factory floor for their first dance
19:01Lisa and Carla
19:09Wife
19:09Thank you, wife
19:29You need to go get the cake
19:30They've texted, they're outside
19:32I need to get the cake
19:33You get the cake, I'm DJing
19:36You're on break, you're on break
19:38Don't touch anything
19:39I'm not a little blue
19:40I'm dancing
19:42And I'm dancing
19:44And I'm dancing
19:48I do
19:51Oh i can't even dance
19:59I'm dancing
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21:02You know what's got to be said hands down, this is definitely be the duvet day.
21:08I praise indeed.
21:12What was that?
21:13Just foxes.
21:15Right, last dance, you.
21:16Come on.
21:18Come on.
21:20Anything for you, wife.
21:25I love you.
21:27I love you.
21:44It's a race against time as a MI6 agent discovers a UK politician's potential connection to the
21:49Kremlin.
21:50Brand new spy drama Secret Service starts Monday here at nine.
21:53Next, it's I'm a Celebrity, South Africa.
21:56America.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Yeah.
21:59Yeah.
22:01Yeah.
22:03Yeah.
22:04Yeah.
22:11Gracias por ver el video.
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