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00:05:19How are you doing?
00:05:37You got to fire it again, didn't you?
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:39Didn't you?
00:05:41Who told you that?
00:05:43Hubie Marshall called me at work.
00:05:45He called you at work?
00:05:46Oh, that's it. That's it. Okay.
00:05:48I'm gonna have it. I'll speak. What did he say?
00:05:51He said he fired you.
00:05:55And you believe them?
00:05:56Damn straight, I do.
00:05:58All due respect, Dad, you're Mr. Gullible. Sometimes.
00:06:03The truth of the matter is, Dad, I resigned.
00:06:06And I'll tell you something else, Dad.
00:06:07Shut up, Jimmy.
00:06:08When I took the job, I had no idea it was gonna be a higher-fire situation.
00:06:14Luther Bettenhauser's boy's doing much better.
00:06:16What's wrong with him?
00:06:17He fell off his grandfather's silo.
00:06:18He's got brain damage.
00:06:20He does not.
00:06:21He does, too.
00:06:22Hoover Faces, his tongue's gonna hang out the side of his mouth for the rest of his life.
00:06:26And when he dies and they bury him, at the funeral they're gonna put a mask on him.
00:06:30Do I have to listen to this while I'm eating?
00:06:34Let's talk about something else.
00:06:41Josie McClellan moved to New York.
00:06:43She did not.
00:06:44I just saw her today.
00:06:46Well, I don't know how you could.
00:06:48I heard at the bank that she got tired of taking care of her father and she told him to
00:06:52jump in a lake.
00:06:53And then she left for New York to get her an MBA in high fashion design at the University of
00:06:57New York City.
00:06:58I just saw her down at the gas station.
00:07:01In Living Color.
00:07:02We had a cup of java together.
00:07:05Well, I'm gonna take Lou Selby's word over yours any day.
00:07:09Lou Selby.
00:07:10Lou Selby's a drunk.
00:07:13You know, for a guy who's just lost his umpteenth job, you sure are handy with the tongue sword.
00:07:17You got canned again?
00:07:19Well, he didn't get canned.
00:07:22You got fired.
00:07:25There's gotta be some kind of record.
00:07:31Not only are you an obnoxious slug, but you're a freeloading obnoxious slug.
00:07:36Well, you should talk.
00:07:38What are you, in your mid-forties and still living at home?
00:07:41I'm 24 and I pay rent.
00:07:45So do I.
00:07:46You did pay rent.
00:07:48Dad?
00:07:49You mean you're cutting my rent?
00:07:52Hell no!
00:07:53Not paying rent because you don't have a job and you don't have any money.
00:07:57You're out of school and you live in this house, you pay rent.
00:08:05I wanna stay home.
00:08:09I wanna stay home right here.
00:08:13I wanna stay home today.
00:08:18I wanna stay home.
00:08:20I wanna stay.
00:08:21No, Jim.
00:08:21Jim!
00:08:23Wake up!
00:08:24Hey!
00:08:25Jim!
00:08:27It's only six o'clock.
00:08:35You know, getting this job, restoring your faith and pride in me is a number one priority right now, Dad.
00:08:43Priority ought to be making something of yourself.
00:08:45That's right up there.
00:08:47When I was your age, I couldn't wait to get out of my folks' house.
00:08:53I love living at home.
00:09:06I don't think this is such a great place for me to work, Dad.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Say I don't get this job, hypothetically.
00:09:17Are you gonna be upset?
00:09:18You don't get this job, you're on a bus to St. Louis.
00:09:22St. Louis?
00:09:23Well, Jeff's offered to put you to work in his garden shop.
00:09:26I don't know anything about gardening.
00:09:28You will learn!
00:09:31I'm getting a distinct feeling that you want me out of your life.
00:09:34I don't want you out of my life.
00:09:36I want you out of my house.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:40Stop!
00:09:41Okay, okay, okay.
00:09:42Shh.
00:09:58Are you sure I can't offer you a coffee and a bear claw?
00:10:02No, thanks.
00:10:03They're very good. They're fresh.
00:10:06No, I'm fine.
00:10:06You don't want one and I don't need one.
00:10:09Right.
00:10:10I love the darn things, though, I tell you.
00:10:12You know, I got a sweet tooth.
00:10:14I could eat those things by the dozen.
00:10:15By the looks of what I have.
00:10:18I tell you, I'm so excited that you're considering joining the Target team.
00:10:24We all are.
00:10:26I appreciate that.
00:10:28Good.
00:10:29Then let's cut right to the chase, shall we?
00:10:32We're prepared to offer you $42,500 a year with a full benefit package.
00:10:38That's dental, medical, profit-sharing pension, expense account, car allowance, vacation, of course, and any and all relocating expenses.
00:10:51This is our first, best, and last offer.
00:10:55What do you think?
00:10:57Well, a CD, with all due respect.
00:11:01I came in here with the number 45 in my mind and I...
00:11:07well, I don't care.
00:11:30You've got me.
00:11:3245 it is
00:11:35Welcome aboard
00:11:36Thank you
00:11:38I'd like to buy you lunch
00:11:39No, no, no, no, no
00:11:40Your money's no good here
00:11:41Lunch is mine, all right?
00:11:43I'm not gonna argue with you
00:11:44You better not
00:11:44I'm bigger than you are
00:11:47Hang on a second
00:11:48I told her to hold my calls
00:11:49Get it
00:11:49Yeah, Peg
00:11:50Uh-huh
00:11:53No, it's okay
00:11:55No, he's right here with me now
00:11:57Hi, Peg
00:11:58Yeah, we just closed the deal
00:12:00Uh-huh
00:12:01Oh, he's a slam dunk, too
00:12:03Yeah, I got him for 45
00:12:06No, he's right here
00:12:14What do you mean he missed the plane?
00:12:19Then who the hell am I talking to?
00:12:24Oh, Lord
00:12:27I'll, uh
00:12:29I'll get back to you
00:12:31Hey, I know a great little Italian place
00:12:33That has the best pasta primatones
00:12:36In the world
00:12:37Excuse me a minute for you, please
00:12:38Lovely wife you have
00:12:39Dodge, James
00:12:42Mm-hmm
00:12:45James, I'm afraid we have
00:12:47A little misunderstanding here
00:12:48You see, I thought you came in
00:12:50For the, uh
00:12:52Operations manager's job
00:12:54I have you down here
00:12:55As, uh
00:12:56Night clean-up boy
00:13:00Well
00:13:01I'm a little overpaid
00:13:02For night clean-up boy
00:13:03When you say, CD
00:13:06The truth is, James
00:13:08I can offer you, uh
00:13:09$4.44 per hour
00:13:14Uh
00:13:15Four, four
00:13:16Four, four
00:13:17Four dollars and forty-four cents
00:13:19What about the benefits?
00:13:21Two fifteen-minute breaks
00:13:22And a half hour for lunch
00:13:25And the title is, uh
00:13:26Night
00:13:27Clean-up boy
00:13:29Yes
00:13:33I'll take it
00:13:35Oh, and, uh
00:13:36Lose the curl
00:13:39Welcome to the target team
00:13:40Thank you
00:13:42So the parrot says
00:13:43Of course I can talk
00:13:45Can you fly?
00:13:50I don't want any damn
00:13:51Japanese automobile plant
00:13:53In this town
00:13:57It means jobs
00:14:00I don't need jobs
00:14:02Your governor's trying
00:14:03To use my town
00:14:04As a political chip
00:14:05Gentlemen, I resent that
00:14:07Well, there could be
00:14:08Some specific benefits
00:14:09For you personally
00:14:15Josie
00:14:19Yeah
00:14:20Come here
00:14:21I want you to meet
00:14:22These gentlemen
00:14:23From the governor's office
00:14:26Come on in here, honey
00:14:44Honey
00:14:45Honey, I want you to meet
00:14:46Bill, uh
00:14:46Bob
00:14:48Bob
00:14:49Bob
00:14:49Bob
00:14:49Bob
00:14:49Bob
00:14:49Bob
00:14:49Bob
00:14:52Bob
00:15:09Dave
00:15:14My pleasure, Dave
00:15:16Right
00:15:19Dave Hockner.
00:15:22I don't want to interrupt your meeting.
00:15:25Very nice to meet both of you.
00:15:27Bye.
00:15:29Bye.
00:15:36Josie?
00:15:39Josie!
00:15:48You pull another stunt like you did today,
00:15:51I'll beat the living daylights out of you.
00:16:16All right.
00:16:16Out of the camp, William.
00:16:23Oh, really? Out of the camp!
00:16:45Right on time.
00:16:50Everything's going as planned.
00:16:53You ordered a limousine?
00:16:56Of course.
00:16:59My first day at work,
00:17:00I was going to look if my dad drives me.
00:17:03I'll treat myself for getting the job.
00:17:05It's only 50 bucks.
00:17:10Right on time, Henry.
00:17:11Yes, sir.
00:17:13Henry, this time.
00:17:14Very well.
00:17:19Now!
00:17:28Hey, Jim!
00:17:29Where are you going?
00:17:31Hello, boys.
00:17:34Going to Paris on an F-14.
00:17:36Got a little peace meeting with the vice president of Bulgaria.
00:17:39Business, you know?
00:17:41Then I'm going to Venice
00:17:42for a big spaghetti dinner with the princess of Austria.
00:17:45Beautiful lady.
00:17:46Really big bones.
00:17:47Remember to brush your teeth, Melvin!
00:17:50You too, Sidney!
00:17:53Adios!
00:17:55Jim is so cool.
00:18:01Now, listen to the beat.
00:18:02A beat of the song, song.
00:18:03I'm buzzing in my head,
00:18:05head like a bomb dong.
00:18:06Listen to the beat.
00:18:07Beat of the song.
00:18:08I'm buzzing in my head,
00:18:09head like a bomb dong.
00:18:11Turn such a thing to do the book
00:18:12like one big flop.
00:18:13I don't know what the soul,
00:18:14one high big clock.
00:18:15I see my song,
00:18:16and I'm a racket.
00:18:17I burn it up with a putt-ass fever.
00:18:20Beat, beat, beat of the song.
00:18:21I'm buzzing in my head, head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:24Listen to the beat.
00:18:25Beat, beat of the song.
00:18:26I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:40Beat, beat of the song, song.
00:18:42I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:44Listen to the beat.
00:18:45A beat of the song, song.
00:18:46I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:49We're standing alive.
00:18:50I'm with a kick on fire.
00:18:51To the kick on fire.
00:18:52I'm a cabinet boogie.
00:18:53It's a matter with me.
00:18:54It's a matter with me.
00:18:55I'm playing like a shake.
00:18:56I know they're talking to me.
00:18:58To the beat, beat, beat of the song, song.
00:18:59I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:19:01Listen to the beat, beat, beat of the song, song.
00:19:04I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:19:06To the kick on fire.
00:19:07To the boogie like one big flop.
00:19:09Don't know what the soul, one high big clock.
00:19:11I see my song, and I'm a racket.
00:19:13I burn it up with a putt-ass fever.
00:19:15To the beat, beat of the song, song.
00:19:17I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:19:19I'm buzzing in my head.
00:19:21Oh, boy.
00:19:25Bobby.
00:19:28You've got a loose towel here.
00:19:29First thing in the morning, I want you to take some epoxy cement and take care of this.
00:19:32I don't need a lawsuit, okay?
00:19:34I've got enough to worry about.
00:19:39Who is he?
00:19:39Attention, shoppers.
00:19:41The store will be closing in five minutes.
00:19:43Please bring all your purchases to the front.
00:19:47I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:19:48Listen to the beat, beat of the song.
00:19:50I'm buzzing in my head, my head like a bomb dong.
00:19:53To the kick on fire.
00:19:53To the boogie like one big flop.
00:19:55Don't know what the soul, one high big clock.
00:19:57I see my song, and I'm a racket.
00:20:00I burn it up with a putt-ass fever.
00:20:06Listen to the beat.
00:20:25Are you a slacker?
00:20:28Uh, no, Presbyterian.
00:20:31What did you say?
00:20:32What did you say?
00:20:33Now, I'm asking you a simple question.
00:20:35Are you lazy?
00:20:37No, sir.
00:20:38Because the last guy that wore that uniform was a lazy slacker, and I fired his no good butt.
00:20:43Uh, about the uniform.
00:20:46Will I be getting my own?
00:20:48You work out, which I doubt.
00:20:50You can have yourself a new name patch.
00:20:57Uh, would I be able to have it laundered?
00:20:59It smells a little bit like Darnell.
00:21:01Well, I don't think you know who you're messing with, boy.
00:21:04All right, after you clean the ladies and the men's crappers, and I'm talking about you better be able to
00:21:08eat off those bowls.
00:21:09Oh, sure.
00:21:09You clean my coffee maker, then you wax my desk.
00:21:13Uh, now, clean what?
00:21:14You clean my coffee maker and wax my desk.
00:21:17Oh, yes, I got it.
00:21:18You, uh, sweep the aisles, starting with health and beauty, and you work your way over to juniors and misses.
00:21:23Ups and downs, leaving you debris in the cross aisles.
00:21:25I'm sorry, so I start with health and beauty and...
00:21:27What did I just say?
00:21:28I just said you start with health and beauty, okay?
00:21:30Then you do your cross aisles.
00:21:32That'll bring your dustbin into play.
00:21:33You take the debris, you load it into the dustbin.
00:21:36You take the dustbin out to the loading dock area, and you empty it into the receptacle.
00:21:40Huh?
00:21:41You got that?
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Easy as pie, huh?
00:21:43You know, I was in blood for a brief period of Del Taco.
00:21:45I really don't care about your Del Taco experiences, boy.
00:21:48All right, now, we got this little problem in this store with grazers.
00:21:51You know what a grazer is, boy?
00:21:52Uh, is that some sort of farm truck?
00:21:55A grazer is a customer or an employee that eats off the shelves, okay?
00:21:58Sort of similar to a cow grazing in a field of grass.
00:22:01Only this isn't a field of grass, okay?
00:22:03And you're not a cow.
00:22:04There's no eating.
00:22:05You're not being paid to eat, so don't.
00:22:06You got any questions?
00:22:08Not right offhand, no.
00:22:09You think you can handle it?
00:22:10Oh, give it the old college try.
00:22:12Don't touch me!
00:22:15Well, despite our age difference, I think I'm really gonna enjoy working with you.
00:22:19Let's get something straight, boy.
00:22:20You ain't working with me.
00:22:21You're working for me.
00:22:23Well, still, I think it's gonna be fun being around you.
00:22:26Yeah, well, I'm gonna be anywhere near you.
00:22:27I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties out of Colleen Jackson.
00:22:30You're not gonna be here?
00:22:31Hell no.
00:22:34I'm gonna be here by myself?
00:22:38Yeah, that's right.
00:22:39And you better stay out of the ladies' undergoods.
00:22:43Wait a minute.
00:22:44Nobody told me that I would be here alone.
00:22:46What are you doing?
00:22:48Saving money.
00:22:49Wait a minute.
00:22:50You're turning off the lights?
00:22:51In 25 seconds, you got light in every third aisle.
00:22:53When the sun comes up, you turn off all the lights.
00:22:56You understand?
00:22:57No.
00:22:57No, I don't understand.
00:22:58Just hold on a second.
00:23:00I'm locking you in.
00:23:02When I come back at 7, open up.
00:23:04I'll let you out.
00:23:07You're locking me in?
00:23:09What, you take me for a fool?
00:23:11Nobody gets a set of keys on their first night.
00:23:14Nobody!
00:23:15Now get to work!
00:23:17What if there's a fire?
00:23:18And the fire department will come.
00:23:20I could perish!
00:23:22Boo.
00:23:23You can't do this.
00:23:24I locked in, alone, in the dark.
00:23:27I'm probably not a part of my employment agreement.
00:23:47I'm in.
00:23:51I'll let you out.
00:24:16No one, no one says it.
00:24:18You got to wash with the crocodile in the river
00:24:23You got to swim with the sharks in the sea
00:24:27You got to live with the crooked politician
00:24:31Trust those things that you can never see
00:24:34Ah, yeah, yeah, this is fun
00:24:37Ah, yeah, yeah
00:24:38Ah, yeah, yeah, this is fun
00:24:41Ah, yeah, yeah, fun
00:24:51It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:24:55Every day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:03It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:25:08One day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:16One day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:19It's a blue, blue sky
00:25:23It's your last day
00:25:24Goodbye
00:25:27It's your last day
00:25:28Goodbye
00:25:29Goodbye
00:25:30Goodbye
00:25:30Goodbye
00:25:31Goodbye
00:25:32Goodbye
00:25:32Goodbye
00:25:33Goodbye
00:25:33Goodbye
00:25:46Goodbye
00:25:479.17
00:25:50Time for a break
00:26:18I love you.
00:26:22Anybody out there?
00:26:24When I accepted the post of President Gran Puba of Target, realizing that I have brought meaningfulness and peace and
00:26:36happiness into the lives of thousands of people.
00:26:40Jim Dodge on Monroe.
00:26:42Top moneymaker on the tour.
00:26:45His father's here today, Bud Dodge.
00:26:47And Sister Penny, sad, sad story, was just admitted to University Hospital while trying to pop a zit.
00:26:54Her head mysteriously exploded.
00:27:20Dad!
00:27:21Hi!
00:27:22Jim, do you know what time it is?
00:27:24You know, I started to think about Christmas.
00:27:27Like gifts.
00:27:28Because, you know, I'm in a store, a big store, and I'm starting to get a lot of gift ideas.
00:27:32Hi.
00:27:33Mom!
00:27:33Hi!
00:27:34How's it going?
00:27:36Well, I finished all my janitor stuff.
00:27:38I finished most of it.
00:27:40I gotta save some stuff for later.
00:27:41But it's easy.
00:27:42Um, honey, it's a little late.
00:27:46Yeah, it is kind of late.
00:27:48Well, sleep tight.
00:27:50See you in the morning.
00:27:52Love you, too.
00:27:59Mr. James Dodge.
00:28:01Watch.
00:28:01Let's go.
00:28:57I can't be happy as a night clean-up boy.
00:29:04Sweetheart, he wants us to call him a janitor.
00:29:10Maybe I should have spent less time harping and more time helping.
00:29:15Harping and helping what?
00:29:19Harping on him to leave and helping him become a good, mature, productive person he could be.
00:29:48Yeah.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:38World beats now.
00:30:40It's lost sweet love.
00:30:42No, not just a song.
00:30:44But forever.
00:30:56Are you all right?
00:31:00Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
00:31:02And you?
00:31:04What are you doing here?
00:31:07I work here.
00:31:10Have a good one, Oscar Dunn.
00:31:12Okay, Carl.
00:31:13Keep in touch. Let me know if you hear anything.
00:31:16What do you think?
00:31:19Well, since she didn't leave on the bus...
00:31:21Apparently she isn't here. Let's go look for her someplace else.
00:31:24She wouldn't be dumb enough to thumb, would she?
00:31:28Does she have any friends that she might have run off with?
00:31:32Boyfriend.
00:31:33Would you just get in the car so we can go look for the girl, please?
00:31:38I'm tired.
00:31:38I had to get out of the bed. I haven't had any coffee.
00:31:41I don't feel good.
00:31:42My daughter, I don't know where the hell she is.
00:31:43You're standing by the car there sounding like some goddamn preacher or something.
00:31:47But come on, get in the car.
00:31:50Prick.
00:31:56Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself?
00:31:58Oh, no.
00:32:00Are you kidding?
00:32:01No, I'm fine.
00:32:03Can I ask what you were doing?
00:32:05Uh...
00:32:06Oh, I was roller skating.
00:32:08I know. But why?
00:32:10Well, why not?
00:32:11I got bored.
00:32:13One thing led to another, and I'm roller skating in my shorts.
00:32:18Better question would be, what are you doing here?
00:32:22Shopping.
00:32:23Uh, well, we've been closed for five hours.
00:32:26Yeah, I fell asleep.
00:32:28While shopping?
00:32:29No, in the ladies' dressing room.
00:32:31That makes no sense.
00:32:33You're a high-profile young ingenue.
00:32:35I was debating.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Whether or not to get arrested for shoplifting.
00:32:40Doesn't your father own like $10 million worth of real estate in this town?
00:32:43Well, it's not my fault.
00:32:45No, no, I didn't imply such.
00:32:47It just seems funny that someone of your, uh...
00:32:50Wealth?
00:32:51If you will, would be shoplifting.
00:32:53I didn't do it.
00:32:54I chickened out.
00:32:57Would consider shoplifting.
00:32:59It's a long, dull, self-indulgent, highly unromantic story about an overbearing father, deceased mother and brother, and a completely
00:33:09confused girl.
00:33:10Looks a little like me.
00:33:15It's supposed to make you…
00:33:23I'm busy friends today.
00:33:28Jabbar.
00:33:28When shooting Walker-
00:33:29And when shooting.
00:33:29Lot of strangers.
00:33:30I don't tend to change any chronic tolerant.
00:33:31Care's something when I'm woman taking care of my husband?
00:33:32Emily
00:33:33How to write you?
00:33:33Look, beauty in the room!
00:33:49I sure am glad you dropped by.
00:33:51I mean, I was getting pretty tired of being with myself.
00:33:58I guess, uh, I guess I'm what you call a people person.
00:34:05What are you cooking?
00:34:06Uh, hobo chicken.
00:34:07It's a glazed chicken in wine sauce with vegetables and skin on potatoes.
00:34:13Silverware, silverware.
00:34:18It's only 210 calories.
00:34:20And I don't know if you're watching your figure, but I sure am.
00:34:25If you could just grab a serving spoon over there, I think we'll be set.
00:34:35Keep your distance from these things.
00:34:36I think it's safe to keep five feet.
00:34:43I think they're about done.
00:34:48Well, Donningham's right this way.
00:34:53Mmm.
00:34:55Mmm.
00:34:56Well, I think my father poured the cement for your pool.
00:35:02He's a cement contractor.
00:35:05Good man.
00:35:07Bud Dodge?
00:35:08My mother works at the Hanukkahs over Christmas, part-time.
00:35:11My sister is a teller at the bank.
00:35:13My brother's in grade school.
00:35:14He's not employed at the moment.
00:35:16I used to work at the animal shelter, but I was terminated.
00:35:20And, uh, now I'm working here.
00:35:25Do you always talk this much?
00:35:29Hey, I guess I do.
00:35:31I like, I like talking to people.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:35I was thinking maybe you should go into sales.
00:35:38I've actually tried that.
00:35:46Some, uh, fresh brown pepper?
00:35:52Some people don't like a lot of pepper.
00:35:55Say one.
00:35:55That's fine.
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:57Um, I happen to really like it a lot.
00:35:59I think it enhances the natural flavor of the chicken.
00:36:06I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
00:36:10I've had dreams about you.
00:36:12You've had dreams about me?
00:36:16Well, not recently.
00:36:17I've had dreams about you in the past.
00:36:20I've had dreams about entire cheerleading squads.
00:36:22Don't get me wrong.
00:36:24I mean, it's kid stuff, you know?
00:36:25How about you?
00:36:27Do I dream?
00:36:27Hmm.
00:36:30It's about all I do.
00:36:34I do.
00:36:46You're raising a kid's hard work.
00:36:48You got any kids?
00:36:50No, sir.
00:36:51No, sir.
00:36:51And from listening to you talk and from observing this,
00:36:55I'm kind of grateful that old Emily turned up infertile.
00:37:15Shouldn't you be cleaning up the store?
00:37:18I got plenty of time.
00:37:20Big store.
00:37:22Huge.
00:37:24Always smoke cigars?
00:37:28I enjoy a good one after a fine meal.
00:37:30It settles the stomach.
00:37:33You're the town liar, right?
00:37:40What?
00:37:41I'm sorry.
00:37:42That really came out wrong.
00:37:45Something like that could come up, right?
00:37:47I guess I meant that that's what people call you,
00:37:48but I'd mean to imply that it's actually true.
00:37:50Are people actually calling me that?
00:37:51I thought you knew.
00:37:52No, what?
00:37:53That I was a town liar?
00:37:54You didn't?
00:37:55No, I'm not.
00:37:56I think you might have the wrong information.
00:37:58I didn't mean to offend you.
00:38:00Do you think that was a compliment?
00:38:02No.
00:38:03No, and I apologize.
00:38:04You know, I can't repeat things like that.
00:38:07Don't think about it.
00:38:08It's all right.
00:38:09As I said, I think you've gotten the wrong information.
00:38:12But if people are calling me that,
00:38:13it's only because they're small, cheap, petty, and jealous.
00:38:16Small towns are notorious for that kind of thing.
00:38:19Oh, yeah.
00:38:19I'm sure there's a word for me.
00:38:21Sure.
00:38:21What do they call me?
00:38:23Just tease.
00:38:24Tease?
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28I can see that.
00:38:31Actually, I never teased.
00:38:34This is...
00:38:35It's becoming amusing.
00:38:36Who exactly calls me a liar?
00:38:39Everybody.
00:38:40Everybody.
00:38:41No, not everybody.
00:38:41I'm sure there's some old people in town.
00:38:44Right.
00:38:45Right.
00:38:51What do you think?
00:38:53What do I think?
00:38:56Do you think I'm a liar?
00:38:58Oh, I don't know you well enough.
00:39:02You know me for almost 17 years.
00:39:04We went to the same schools from kindergarten on up.
00:39:06I knew of you, but I didn't know you personally.
00:39:10That's always bothered me.
00:39:12I mean, that old in, out, us, them thing.
00:39:16It's the way it's always been.
00:39:17I know.
00:39:18It's always bothered me, I'll tell you.
00:39:19I'm sure.
00:39:20But it's water over the dam now.
00:39:22Yeah, but it's your dam and my water.
00:39:24I got crapped on a lot of years.
00:39:26I just meant that it's in the past.
00:39:29Well, the present is a result of the past.
00:39:31I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years.
00:39:37Actually, what I'm reminded of is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass by some
00:39:41big football player with arms like telephone poles.
00:39:44Okay, and where are those guys now?
00:39:47I know they're not working nights at Target, I'll tell you that.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:53You know, I look at my yearbook, and I see four fabulous years that are going to be the highlight
00:40:03of my life.
00:40:04Here's what it's like.
00:40:06First, you feel a hand going down the back of your pants, and tighten around the elastic waistband, and then
00:40:12you...
00:40:12Highlight.
00:40:12You know, sometimes I'd actually see stars.
00:40:14Not gonna get any better.
00:40:16And if I was particularly unlucky, my shorts would, like, rip completely free, and I would get this really drastic
00:40:22fabric...
00:40:23Can you hear me?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:31I don't really care about a graphic description of a childhood prank.
00:40:35Hey, that prank was a motif in my life.
00:40:41You know, I'm locked in this store here because I didn't have the guts to steal a skirt so that
00:40:49I could get arrested and embarrass my father in this stupid, desperate, childish, pathetic attempt to leave home.
00:40:57When you have your underwear yanked up your ass, I have my entire life yanked up my ass.
00:41:03Well, you were speaking figuratively. I was speaking literally.
00:41:06And you're happy. You know, you're happy.
00:41:10I'm not happy.
00:41:12I'm working nights.
00:41:14Everybody thinks I'm a liar.
00:41:16My whole family's laughing at me.
00:41:18Reverend Harwell gave me the finger last week.
00:41:20Okay, you're not happy, but at least you have some control over your life.
00:41:23So do you.
00:41:23My father controls my life.
00:41:26You're over 18. You're going to tell him to drop dead and get on a plane.
00:41:29So can you?
00:41:30I don't want to.
00:41:33I like living at home.
00:41:35No, you don't.
00:41:37What am I, a garden snail?
00:41:40An involuntary muscle in a janitor suit?
00:41:42I know what I want to do.
00:41:45What could you possibly like about living at home at your age?
00:41:49The meals are great.
00:41:51I mean, there's the, uh, there's cable.
00:41:55The accommodations are, I mean, excellent.
00:41:57Five star.
00:41:58What do you care if I'm living at home or not?
00:42:01Hey, I didn't come here to irritate you.
00:42:04Well, you're beginning to.
00:42:09Great.
00:42:10It's really great.
00:42:11I gotta stop saying those kinds of things, really.
00:42:15Those freaking kids.
00:42:16I knew I couldn't trust them.
00:42:17Town liar.
00:42:19That's nice, right?
00:42:20Nice, right?
00:42:21I bet it was Gregory, that little weasel.
00:42:22Top secret.
00:42:23Top secret, I tell them.
00:42:24And they still shoot off their mouths.
00:42:26If I had really been a French spy,
00:42:28those little tots would have gotten me killed.
00:42:31Piano wire wrapped around my neck.
00:42:33My testicles shoved down my throat.
00:42:34A piece of dynamite stuck up my ass.
00:42:42She's so beautiful.
00:42:45And I'm the town liar.
00:43:07I'm the town liar.
00:43:22He's so beautiful.
00:43:33I'm the town liar.
00:43:37Take away your troubles
00:43:39Take away your troubles
00:43:41Nothing on my mind
00:43:44Except my new love
00:43:49Nothing on my mind
00:43:52Except my new love
00:43:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:44:32Jim, there's no reason to lie right now
00:44:36There's no one to impress
00:44:38Anyway, I'm not impressed by a man telling me he likes living at home
00:44:42Excuse me
00:44:44I'm not lying
00:44:45And I'm not trying to impress you
00:44:47So if you'll excuse me, I have work to do
00:44:49I have to clean dead flies out of the lighting fixtures
00:44:52Okay, okay, my error
00:44:54I apologize
00:44:54It's just that I can't imagine a man
00:44:59Giving up his independence, his right to mate
00:45:03To have a family
00:45:05To have children, to build a life for himself
00:45:08For good cooking
00:45:10Hold on
00:45:10I have not given up my right to mate
00:45:14I have the right to mate
00:45:16Anytime I feel like mating
00:45:20You go out with someone
00:45:21You bring her home
00:45:23You introduce her to
00:45:25Mom, Dad, Sis, Billy, Woofie's dog
00:45:30Cocktails in the rumpus room
00:45:32And then do it on the bunk bed
00:45:37Let's analyze that remark
00:45:40I don't have a dog
00:45:41My brother's not named Billy
00:45:43And I don't even have a rumpus room
00:45:46So I don't even
00:45:46You know what I mean
00:45:54Yeah, I know what you mean
00:45:57Spit on me, make me feel lousy
00:46:05Jim
00:46:08You said something that wasn't true
00:46:11No
00:46:13No, I said that I can have sex when I want to
00:46:18And I do
00:46:19I do
00:46:20However, I was looking forward to a nice quiet evening of janitor
00:46:26I don't think you see what I'm getting at
00:46:29I see what you're getting at
00:46:30I'm a lying monk with an edifice complex and an appetite for home cooking
00:46:34Don't forget, you're the indecisive shopper
00:46:36Yes, exactly
00:46:38I would do anything to be in your shoes
00:46:41These are Darnell's shoes
00:46:43You know what, you have freedom and you're not using it
00:46:47It makes me sad
00:46:49Well, you have the collective wealth of the entire town
00:46:52And you're trying to get yourself arrested
00:46:53Now, that makes me sad
00:46:54It makes me sad, too
00:46:57That's pretty stupid
00:46:58It's very stupid
00:47:00Are you serious?
00:47:03I mean, you haven't been drinking this in the bottle talking?
00:47:07No
00:47:09Well, then why don't you just talk to the guy?
00:47:14For the same reason that you can't leave home
00:47:17I can't tell my father to go to hell
00:47:21Why not?
00:47:26Because I don't want to be alone
00:47:56Mr. McClellan?
00:47:59Do you ever have any family problems, you and your daughter?
00:48:03What the hell do you think this is?
00:48:07You got a point
00:48:14Would you go with me somewhere?
00:48:19Where?
00:48:20Florida
00:48:21Wyoming, Spain
00:48:23Doesn't really matter, just away somewhere
00:48:27I'd love to
00:48:28I just can't afford to be capricious and carefree like yourself
00:48:34I-I-I gotta set my sights on something
00:48:37And really go for it
00:48:39My janitor?
00:48:41It's a beginning
00:48:42I-I'm looking at-
00:48:44It's an end
00:48:48Maybe if he had, like, a destination in mind
00:48:50You know, that-that would make all the difference in the world
00:48:53Why?
00:48:55Well, I-I'm-I'm just not built to aimlessly roam the world
00:49:00I-I'm-I'm-I'm too conservative for that
00:49:04Well
00:49:05I was thinking about Los Angeles
00:49:07Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm
00:49:11What for?
00:49:12Live, work
00:49:15At what?
00:49:16Whatever
00:49:18And what about your father?
00:49:21When I don't die
00:49:23He'll realize that I can make it on my own
00:49:27If I do, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that I can't
00:49:31If I run and he brings me back
00:49:32Or if I go back on my own
00:49:34Either way, he's just gonna beat the shit out of me
00:49:36So it doesn't really make a difference
00:49:37What? Literally?
00:49:43Yeah
00:49:45Sad
00:49:47Yeah, it's sad
00:49:49Until he throws you across the room, it's sad
00:49:52I'm just afraid to live with him
00:49:53I'm afraid to live with him
00:49:55You know, you didn't come to work to hear this stuff
00:49:57I'm really sorry
00:49:58What's okay?
00:49:59Yeah, clean this up
00:50:00All right
00:50:09I'm-I'm-I'm just surprised, you know
00:50:12I thought everything was okay, you know
00:50:13I figured you got a nice car, you got a nice house
00:50:16You got some money, everything's okay, you know
00:50:18It should be
00:50:20But it's not
00:50:21It's twisted and it's distorted
00:50:24And it can't be changed
00:50:25And it cannot be saved
00:50:34I'll go with you
00:50:40Really?
00:50:43Yeah
00:50:46We have to get a car
00:50:49Let-let's get through the night first
00:50:51I have money
00:50:52How much?
00:50:54$52,000
00:50:57On you?
00:51:01In my purse
00:51:16$52,000
00:51:17Wow
00:51:19I've never seen so much money in my life
00:51:22That's more than my house costs
00:51:25Jim
00:51:27Now that I'm spending the night
00:51:29How can I pay you back for being so cold to you in high school?
00:51:36Do you need an answer right away?
00:51:38No
00:51:41Sometime before the sun comes up
00:51:46Well, uh
00:51:49You're probably not going to remember this
00:51:50But, uh
00:51:53There was a-a homecoming dance our sophomore year
00:51:55Mm-hmm
00:51:56Uh, do you remember Mrs. Noble?
00:51:59Large, hairy gym teacher
00:52:02Suspiciously cumbersome groin bulge
00:52:04I had her for two years
00:52:06Well, she made everybody switch partners
00:52:07Because all the fat girls were dancing together
00:52:08And-and all the doinks, myself included
00:52:10Were standing against the wall blowing spit bubbles
00:52:12Right
00:52:14Well, for, uh
00:52:16Three quarters of one verse of a slow song
00:52:21Uh, we-we danced together
00:52:24You reeked of stridex
00:52:26Oh, no, that-that was Larry Fry
00:52:30I'm sorry
00:52:32I-I don't remember
00:52:35You-you got your hair caught in my braces?
00:52:38I don't remember
00:52:39Well, it's not-it's not important
00:52:43I had-well, I-I just always
00:52:48Dreamed of finishing that dance
00:52:53Okay
00:52:57Oh, no, don't-don't-don't feel like you have to answer right away
00:53:00I mean
00:53:00It's just this small portion of my life that's incomplete
00:53:04I thought you were gonna say something different
00:53:13Well
00:53:16First things first
00:53:33When things go wrong
00:53:38As they sometimes will
00:53:41When the road you're trotting seems all uphill
00:53:49When the funds are low
00:53:55And they're dead so high
00:53:58And you wanna smile
00:54:00But you're happy side
00:54:06When care
00:54:09Is pressing you down a bit
00:54:13Rest if you might
00:54:20But don't you quit
00:54:25Oh, no
00:54:29Don't you quit
00:54:32Oh, no
00:54:51But you never can tell
00:54:55How close you are
00:54:58It may be near
00:55:01When it seems so far
00:55:21You're ticklish there
00:55:46Oh, no
00:55:54Oh, no
00:56:23Oh, no
00:56:26I thought it was the custodian
00:56:28Jim, what are you doing in there?
00:56:30I-I work here now
00:56:35Well, you wanna let me in?
00:56:39I'd love to let you in
00:56:41I don't have the keys
00:56:43I'm locked in there till 7 a.m.
00:56:45What's going on?
00:56:47Have you seen Josie McClellan?
00:56:50Of course
00:56:53Uh, dark hair, green eyes
00:56:56Beautiful
00:56:56Oh, yeah, of course
00:56:58You seen her recently?
00:57:00Oh, uh, matter of fact, I just saw her yesterday, yeah
00:57:05We had a cup of java together
00:57:07She come into the store
00:57:09She come into the store
00:57:10Oh, I don't know
00:57:10I-I only work nights
00:57:11Why?
00:57:13Well
00:57:15She's missing
00:57:17Now, I was looking around this side of town for her
00:57:19And I come past
00:57:20And I seen that the outside sign's on
00:57:24The outside sign's never on
00:57:26Oh, yeah, yeah
00:57:28Did you try the library?
00:57:30Cause, you know, maybe she fell asleep reading
00:57:34No
00:57:34She's probably just screwing somebody the old man don't approve of
00:57:44Would you know that if the custodian comes by to check up on people?
00:57:50Oh, no, I wouldn't think he'd do that, Jimmy
00:57:54I feel pretty good now
00:58:05I'm sorry, sir
00:58:06I had to practice a little therapy
00:58:10The boy's in his own world
00:58:18I can't believe you left me
00:58:21Don't know that you've obsessed me
00:58:22You just want to forget me
00:58:24Why don't you come and get me?
00:58:26And boy, I really miss you
00:58:28And all I wanna do is kiss you
00:58:30I'm used up all my tissues
00:58:31Cause it's more serious, I miss you
00:58:33I don't even know who's decent
00:58:35You were playing, you were playing, you were teasing
00:58:37Didn't tell me you were leaving
00:58:39The good looks start thinking
00:58:41Where are you, baby?
00:58:43We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy
00:58:47Somebody tell me where are you, baby?
00:58:48Somebody tell me where he's going, where are you, baby?
00:58:50We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy
00:58:55You've been through the window
00:58:57This is too much for me to handle
00:58:59This is too much for me to handle
00:59:00Already caused scandal
00:59:01A disturbance like a fan
00:59:02So I've lost track of all time
00:59:04Cause you're always on my mind
00:59:06And you're just that super guy
00:59:08That will make me cry
00:59:09A lie, a lie, a lie, a lie, a lie has disappeared
00:59:11This feeling is really clear
00:59:13Your princess and your dear
00:59:15Can you feel when you're here?
00:59:18Where are you, baby?
00:59:20We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy
00:59:23Somebody tell me where he's going, where are you, baby?
00:59:27We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy
00:59:55We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy
01:00:17I don't know.
01:00:45Why don't we get underneath the bench?
01:00:50Do you want to get on top?
01:01:00You check the office. I'll scope the dressing room.
01:01:02Great.
01:01:12You're on top.
01:01:16Did you want to be on top?
01:01:18Oh, no. No, no. I'm just fine right where I am.
01:01:22Sure.
01:01:22I'm just fine.
01:02:02I think he went to the back.
01:02:15You think?
01:02:21Nice.
01:02:24Excellent.
01:02:25Hey.
01:02:27You got a tattoo?
01:02:31No, sir.
01:02:32Hey, not you, asshole.
01:02:34I'm a missing person.
01:02:36The whole town is looking for me.
01:02:38What, are you hiding now?
01:02:40Yes.
01:02:41And I would appreciate it if you would let us sit out.
01:02:44What about the tattoo?
01:02:46I don't have one.
01:02:48You owe me a buck.
01:02:50I actually clipped a two-nine bird that went off to yesterday at Burger King.
01:02:53Yeah, well, I was going to get the rubber.
01:02:55Excuse me.
01:02:57Are you planning to shoot us in the back of the head?
01:03:00We haven't decided yet, have we?
01:03:04Who are you?
01:03:07Uh, you don't want to know.
01:03:08They wouldn't have asked you if you didn't want to know, butthead.
01:03:11He's a little crazy.
01:03:12He's my brother.
01:03:13He's not quite right.
01:03:14That's not true.
01:03:15She doesn't even know me.
01:03:17Somebody better start talking straight.
01:03:19This is the truth.
01:03:20Okay.
01:03:24You want to know?
01:03:27Mm-hmm.
01:03:28Okay, good.
01:03:29Uh, but, uh...
01:03:32Come on over here.
01:03:35What?
01:03:36Come on over.
01:03:37Come on over here.
01:03:39Over here.
01:03:57Come on over here.
01:04:02This way, down here.
01:04:03Down here.
01:04:07Okay.
01:04:09You dumb sons of bitches.
01:04:12Do you realize that you have just walked straight into a $60 million drug transaction?
01:04:22So, you're running this multi-zillion dollar drug transaction by yourself, little target boy?
01:04:29No.
01:04:31No, no, I, uh, I'm not doing it by myself.
01:04:34I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
01:04:37As a matter of fact, in about ten minutes, this place is going to be alive with the meanest, ugliest,
01:04:46most impatient animals you guys have ever seen.
01:04:48So, I'll tell you what, I'll give you five minutes to take whatever you want in the whole store, anything
01:04:53you want, and just go, I won't tell, just go, just take your guns and go, scoot.
01:04:58Okay, then, who's the girl?
01:05:02I'm his host, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:05:06Is that true?
01:05:09Yes.
01:05:10Yes, it's true.
01:05:12And, um, if the deal doesn't go down, she becomes pig-teed.
01:05:21Bullshit.
01:05:22Oh, really?
01:05:26We'll blow her away.
01:05:28Come on, that's bullshit.
01:05:31Okay.
01:05:34Then give me your guns, and I'll do it for you.
01:05:39It's bullshit, right?
01:05:42We'll see.
01:05:46Roll over.
01:05:47Yeah, yeah, come on, you heard it.
01:05:48What?
01:05:49Roll over.
01:05:50That's right, you too, honey.
01:05:51You heard me, roll over.
01:05:52Come on, do it.
01:05:53Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:54Roll, roll.
01:05:55That's it.
01:05:56Very good.
01:05:57Mmm.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:02Give me the guns.
01:06:05No way, man.
01:06:06Uh-uh.
01:06:06Fine.
01:06:07Fine.
01:06:08You do it.
01:06:09I don't need her anymore anyway.
01:06:12I only need her to get through customs.
01:06:14I don't like this.
01:06:15It sucks.
01:06:16It's not worth it.
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:17Come on, we don't have much time.
01:06:18Do it.
01:06:19All right.
01:06:23It's nothing personal.
01:06:25Jim!
01:06:26It's too late.
01:06:26They're here.
01:06:27It's too late.
01:06:28Come on, they're here.
01:06:29It's too late.
01:06:29It's too late.
01:06:30They're here.
01:06:30All right, man.
01:06:31Hold your fire.
01:06:32Hold your fire.
01:06:33Hold your fire.
01:06:34Ed and housewares.
01:06:34Hold your fire.
01:06:35Tomlin's sporting goods.
01:06:36Hold your fire.
01:06:37Ned, hold your fire.
01:06:38There are infrared scopes trained down your head.
01:06:40We didn't want this.
01:06:41We didn't want this.
01:06:42The girl you want, not us.
01:06:44Just for that.
01:06:44Okay, Ned, we got a WD-40 card.
01:06:46That's why the full-scale PMS card.
01:06:47Okay, everybody, just relax.
01:06:49Now, now.
01:06:50Okay, everybody.
01:06:51Everybody, just relax.
01:06:52Okay, the whole place is gonna pour.
01:06:54Everybody, just relax.
01:06:55Now, put down your guns.
01:06:56Put the guns down.
01:06:57Ned, they're putting down the guns.
01:06:58They're putting...
01:06:58Are you putting them down?
01:06:59They're putting them down.
01:06:59Now, get down.
01:07:01Because lives are at stake here.
01:07:02Get down.
01:07:02Let go.
01:07:03Let go.
01:07:04Now, get back.
01:07:05Get back.
01:07:06Get back.
01:07:07Get back.
01:07:07Spread them.
01:07:08Spread the legs.
01:07:09Okay.
01:07:09Let down the dogs.
01:07:10You spread it.
01:07:11Okay, go.
01:07:11Put the dogs down.
01:07:12Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Both of them.
01:07:14Put the dogs down.
01:07:17That was great.
01:07:19I got a big surprise for you guys.
01:07:21We have a bit of a surprise for you, too.
01:07:25Them guns aren't loaded.
01:07:37I got an idea.
01:07:39How about a truce?
01:07:41I'm full of shit.
01:07:43You're full of shit.
01:07:44I think everybody at one time in their life is full of shit.
01:07:47I'll throw in a couple of corn dogs, and we'll all get to know each other.
01:07:50We'll get to know what goes on inside your heads.
01:07:53Okay, you had the big one, and you had the...
01:07:55No.
01:07:56Sorry.
01:07:57I could have sworn you had the big one.
01:08:03I lied.
01:08:09These are the men that killed that guy in Salt Park.
01:08:13I'm fairly sure that we're going to die.
01:08:15I just want to tell you how disappointed I am that we're not going to get to go to California
01:08:18together.
01:08:19We're not dead yet.
01:08:21We're pretty darn close.
01:08:23You know, if I can get them to take me with them, maybe I can get away and then come
01:08:28back for you.
01:08:29I mean, don't forget, we do need a car, and they obviously have one.
01:08:35Just go along with whatever I do, okay?
01:08:37Okay.
01:08:50So what's the word on you two?
01:08:53Are you married?
01:08:55Obviously, you're hack crooks if you can't pull off a discount store job.
01:09:01What were you planning to steal?
01:09:03A little hairspray?
01:09:09Sorry.
01:09:14Lady, you got a job?
01:09:17No.
01:09:19Well, then don't knock ours.
01:09:21Crime isn't a job, it's a sickness.
01:09:28Whoops.
01:09:31Anyone have some change?
01:09:44You look like a lady in need of a quarter.
01:09:47I think I might need more than just a quarter.
01:09:52You know?
01:09:53Yeah.
01:09:54You and I can make a lot of money.
01:09:56Hey, honey, me and Nestor, we're partners.
01:09:59Okay, we don't need a third.
01:10:01You don't know what you need, so why don't you just shut up?
01:10:07Hop on.
01:10:27Now, let's go now.
01:10:31You know what you are?
01:10:33Yeah.
01:10:33You are one good-looking ball of trouble.
01:10:38Good.
01:10:40Good.
01:10:57Go!
01:11:18what do you think for the car
01:11:21no no no the whole thing we'll just lay it down in the back we got multi-site capabilities
01:11:26think of the sound
01:11:55let me just tell you
01:11:56i'm not helping you load your car
01:11:58i think it's in boy
01:11:59and you're not going to take the stolen merchandise out of the store
01:12:03no no i'm not going to let you
01:12:05yeah i'm not going to let you get stolen all of it
01:12:08give me that give me that no
01:12:09it's mine give it to me
01:12:16it's mine
01:12:16wait a minute
01:12:22you're not going with them
01:12:24yeah
01:12:26you'll be an accessory
01:12:29so
01:12:31so
01:12:32you don't know anything about them
01:12:34you certainly don't know anything about him
01:12:35these are hardened criminals here
01:12:38that's enough
01:12:43don't waste your time
01:12:44you could get a hernia
01:12:45you know if my foot could talk
01:12:47it would say may i please go up this geek's ass
01:12:50forget him
01:12:51come on
01:12:51forget him
01:12:52all right forget him
01:12:53he's no use to us
01:12:54after all the guy's built like an oyster
01:12:56listen little mister
01:13:00if you're telling us
01:13:01i'll kill you
01:13:08fine
01:13:15jim
01:13:26don't be an ass
01:13:29okay jimbo
01:13:34come
01:13:35shall we
01:13:37go
01:13:41go
01:13:51go
01:14:07Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:08Come on.
01:14:23Come on, come on, come on.
01:15:05Come on.
01:15:23Come on, come on.
01:15:53That wasn't a store robbery.
01:15:55That was an assassination.
01:15:58That wasn't a clerk.
01:15:59That was a wise guy.
01:16:00How do I know?
01:16:03I spent a little time with the FBI's organized crime unit.
01:16:06I guess you could say that I'm intimately knowledgeable of the seedy and rancorous workings of the mob in the
01:16:10Midwest section of this country.
01:16:13Let me just say, I know a gangland slang when I see one, and that's exactly what this baby is.
01:16:19I look into myself personally, but, uh, I'll get a date tonight.
01:16:31Attention, target shoppers.
01:16:43Come on, come on.
01:16:47Come on.
01:17:00Come on.
01:17:02Come on.
01:17:06Come on.
01:17:20Damn.
01:17:39Damn.
01:18:09Damn.
01:18:13Damn.
01:18:17He is so cool.
01:18:39Damn.
01:18:41Damn.
01:19:09I got an easy job that I try to keep
01:19:13Got a bunch of girls and I got them cheap
01:19:16Got a million things that I want to do
01:19:20But I waste my time hanging out with you
01:19:23It's not because I'm really easy to please
01:19:27It's not the way you bring me down on my knees
01:19:30It's just a feeling but it keeps coming back
01:19:33It's a tiny little heart attack
01:19:40Got a big guitar looking dynamite
01:19:44Got a thunder burn that I drive all night
01:19:47Got a shoeshine ball and working overtime
01:19:50Got to grow up soon but never mind
01:19:54Got a big fat guy taking all the blame
01:19:57For the chairs I break when you call my name
01:20:01It's not because I'm really easy to please
01:20:04It's not the way you bring me down on my knees
01:20:08It's just a feeling but it keeps coming back
01:20:11It's a tiny little heart attack
01:20:14Just a tiny little heart attack
01:20:18Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
01:20:26Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
01:20:44It's a little thing you bring me down on my knees
01:20:47You say, I look wondering where you bring me down on my knees
01:20:47Even stands on my knees
01:20:48Got a snake skin suit that I really like
01:20:52Looking like the devil on a Friday night
01:20:55Got a shark outside in a swimming pool
01:20:59But there won't be trouble if you're staying cool
01:21:02Got my mind made up that I'm leaving you
01:21:05But it won't be easy, no, it won't be untrue
01:21:39Got a snake skin suit that I really like
01:21:43Looking like the devil on a Friday night
01:21:46Got a shark outside in a swimming pool
01:21:50But there won't be trouble if you're staying cool
01:21:53Got my mind made up that I'm leaving you
01:21:56But it won't be easy, no, it won't be untrue
01:22:00I'll never make it through a Saturday night
01:22:04I'll never make another move in the light
01:22:07Cause if I see you and you're looking like that
01:22:10I'll get a tiny little heart attack
01:22:14It's not because I'm really easy to please
01:22:18It's not the way you bring me down on my knees
01:22:21It's just a feeling but it keeps coming back
01:22:24It's a tiny little heart attack
01:22:26Give me a tiny little heart attack
01:22:30Give me a tiny little heart attack
01:22:33I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:37Give me a tiny little heart attack
01:22:40I want a tiny little heart attack
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