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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway,
00:03:44and every roomer in this school,
00:03:46you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:12I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome,
00:04:40and so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:58Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Aw, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:06What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Hell no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47If the liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:49Yeah.
00:08:02I'm so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:42Come on!
00:09:42Oh.
00:09:59Look at you...
00:10:01He has got a business on your aunts.
00:10:02You're right.
00:10:03It's...
00:10:04You're right.
00:10:04Bye-bye.
00:10:04Bye-bye.
00:10:05Bye-bye.
00:10:07Bye-bye.
00:10:08Bye-bye.
00:10:09Bye-bye.
00:10:12When's your buddy?
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not even my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still, no response.
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:56Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:11What are you doing?
00:12:27Oh, shit.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:55Please.
00:12:56Oh, you did it.
00:13:02Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:31bathroom
00:13:48my school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52oh my god
00:13:58No, no, no, no!
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cor? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:32it off your phone i'm exposed what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:38why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:42it was got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess
00:14:47with me you hear me
00:14:53cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings i just need to be
00:14:58alone
00:15:04cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did i get butterflies when he looked
00:15:11at me
00:15:11today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom
00:15:24do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice
00:15:34well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54top day huh oh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:00noted is that all the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying
00:16:04to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:09oh i'm really proud of you
00:16:11and then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super
00:16:16contradictory it's so confusing sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22no i'm not into this guy i like you only you
00:16:31i really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33you did are you gonna reciprocate i was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38that sounds amazing when with
00:16:41about after school at the balcony i'll bring followers
00:16:44deal
00:16:54i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05stop thinking about cole
00:17:15call me father i heard about you harassing jen at school today
00:17:19defending that nobody hayley girl
00:17:22he was not a nobody dad
00:17:23are those for her
00:17:29what the fuck
00:17:33what the fuck
00:17:34i know what hayley is cole her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39that whole family is trash
00:17:41stay away from her
00:17:42and what if i say no
00:17:44stay away from hayley cole
00:17:46or i'll fire her mother
00:17:48what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:51i'm almost 18
00:17:53soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:54i hate to make hayley wait but
00:17:56she can't know who i am before i make sure her family is safe
00:18:01you're sick
00:18:04it's called watching out for your future
00:18:11oh hi
00:18:13i'm hayley
00:18:14yes
00:18:16so nice to meet you
00:18:18god
00:18:19i'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21but the moment she knows
00:18:22i lose her forever
00:18:26thank you for the flowers
00:18:28you're so nice
00:18:33guacamole wizard
00:18:35fail
00:18:39guacamole wizard
00:18:40ew
00:18:42you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45pathetic
00:18:45maybe he's married
00:18:47or maybe he's fat
00:18:49and maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:52i don't want any more trouble
00:18:56why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:18:58oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:12eat it
00:19:23you're a maid's daughter
00:19:27so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30guacamole wizard
00:19:30where are you
00:19:32oh and by the way
00:19:33nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35because after all
00:19:36he's rich
00:19:37like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50cole again
00:19:51why is he always here when i need help
00:19:54pick it up
00:19:55cole we were kidding
00:19:57it's ketchup
00:19:58pick
00:19:59that bloody thing up
00:20:04take her you're gonna record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:15don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17because i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22and do what i say
00:20:25i will leave hayley alone
00:20:30i will leave hayley alone
00:20:35got it
00:20:36let's go
00:20:38what are you looking at
00:20:43got it
00:20:43let's go
00:20:52uh thank you
00:20:54wow
00:20:56never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happen to see you
00:21:06were you waiting on someone
00:21:08yeah
00:21:09my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:14he kind of stood me up so
00:21:16maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30i'm not that annoying
00:21:32maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:35are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:37because it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her
00:21:52he
00:21:53he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand that though
00:22:02i understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09does he
00:22:11how you touch him like this
00:22:22if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no my
00:22:28my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:35oh in the game
00:22:36huh
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:45why does he have to smell so good
00:22:45why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you that slow down the game too
00:22:52i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:13he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me than
00:23:18whatever this is between us
00:23:20i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:39there's nothing
00:23:40cole who are you
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:50champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:17you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:25no no you cannot
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:28you need to see me in style
00:24:30fine if you say so
00:24:32so
00:24:33are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01oh
00:25:02you
00:25:02oh
00:25:03me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it?
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33what is he trying to do?
00:25:35it's none of your business
00:25:36but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53so
00:25:54are you going to prom?
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim?
00:26:02are you jealous of me?
00:26:04me?
00:26:05jealous?
00:26:06no
00:26:06why would i be jealous?
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really?
00:26:21miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25i'm not
00:26:26sorry
00:26:26am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31maybe trust me too
00:26:33mm-mm
00:26:33we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't you regret it?
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:22i don't like that
00:27:29so i don't like that
00:27:29and i i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me?
00:27:37i think you know how much i want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you.
00:27:50Oh shit!
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah, we're good. We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:30:47Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:18You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude,
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God!
00:32:40What?
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait.
00:32:56I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:41And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:45So.
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the dance list.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'm gonna say we're here.
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:37Oh.
00:34:43Here.
00:34:43I'll get it.
00:34:44Oh.
00:34:44There we go.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your film?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Hell yeah.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:51Melv!
00:35:52Colt is talking to Haley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Um, what do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Haley, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:49Hey, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:00Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Come on.
00:37:13Oh, my God.
00:37:19Stop, guys.
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:21Stop.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:30I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:37:39Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Haley Rock.
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:46Don't be late.
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:11The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:24I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27You know, father, the asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone.
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God.
00:39:05God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:25Sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Scourman, it's burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:11Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:16Oh, shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:46Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron...
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah, hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it!
00:44:44Stop!
00:44:45Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now is the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:03Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal.
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:24What?
00:46:25I'm not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57I can't really cry.
00:47:58I can't really cry.
00:47:59I can't really cry.
00:48:00I can't really cry.
00:48:00I have something in the...
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages
00:49:01on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess.
00:49:16Pervy princess.
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Paul?
00:49:50Oh.
00:49:55Oh, my God.
00:49:58Uh.
00:50:00Oh, yeah, uh.
00:50:03Oh, yeah.
00:50:03Oh, yeah.
00:50:03Oh, yeah.
00:50:03Oh, yeah, uh.
00:50:06Oh, yeah, uh.
00:50:06Oh, and here she is.
00:50:06Oh, yeah, uh.
00:50:08Oh, yeah, uh.
00:50:09What's going on?
00:50:10Oh, no.
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:23okay cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are
00:50:30it's okay you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:34so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:57you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:03i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:06now what about guacamole was it
00:51:09what are you
00:51:18who is that
00:51:18i don't know just the devil
00:51:23get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:29can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:32haley i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36i'm a servant so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well
00:51:43i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:50haley and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay
00:51:57away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire
00:52:03dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:09come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you
00:52:19think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want any
00:52:26part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:46haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi haley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:10and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:19oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:28one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool i know emma
00:53:34wanna go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:37let's get these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:07prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:20him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:25budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle
00:54:46claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:57the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:24open the door
00:55:26open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:28he's here
00:55:36it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:41ago
00:55:43hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08thanks
00:56:08hey we are
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you
00:56:16you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i mean i
00:56:52i always hoped it was you
00:56:58you were always there for me
00:57:05i wouldn't
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16i know
00:57:17yeah
00:57:20take my clothes off
00:57:22i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:23i'm gonna be
00:57:26I'm so beyond you
00:57:28Just beyond me
00:57:31So beyond you
00:57:38Just beyond me
00:57:45Okay, so
00:57:46What do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:51I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58All right, all right, that's fair
00:57:59I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Agnes?
00:58:11Oh, God, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to
00:58:14Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'll just
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute now
00:58:22Stop it
00:58:27Um, same
00:58:29Isn't promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:35But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48And I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole?
00:59:35Are you here?
00:59:36Cole?
00:59:38Are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:40You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you, Cole
00:59:43You are a big pro
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god, Haley
01:00:27You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40We're in
01:00:42Deal
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48To cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my god
01:01:04Thank you guys so much
01:01:06Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean, like
01:01:09Who else would win, right?
01:01:11Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17Oh my god
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:21It was fun
01:01:23This way, she got it
01:01:24Yeah, this is fun
01:01:28Hey, uh
01:01:29Most time that's up
01:01:31No
01:01:31But
01:01:32Who cares
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:42I am the queen, okay
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Pervy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:49Pervy princess
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:56Pervy princess
01:01:56Wait
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:13I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But quite frankly
01:02:42You are the worst
01:02:44And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:51So, uh, yes I can
01:03:02There was no winter sick
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:12Hailey, catch
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man
01:03:55That's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet
01:03:58You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey
01:04:02And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joyprime
01:04:22I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done without you being by my son
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34Well, so
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Oh, hey
01:04:42Oh my god, I gotta change that
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