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00:04There it is.
00:05Our first dollar.
00:07Just $500,000 more and we'll be out of debt.
00:11Hey.
00:12Good morning, sunshine.
00:14I can't remember the last time I slept this late.
00:17Yeah, look at that bedhead.
00:18Not funny.
00:19Disagree.
00:20So what are you going to do with yourself?
00:23Things I never had time for.
00:24Clean out the attic, get the garage organized,
00:27put in that planting bed you've always wanted.
00:29Oh, that sounds fun.
00:31Disagree.
00:33Just letting our suppliers know McAllister tires under new management.
00:36So we should probably sit down and talk about the exciting changes happening here.
00:40Looking forward to it.
00:42What are you doing?
00:43Letting everyone know we're in charge now.
00:45Why?
00:46Because we're in charge now. Keep up.
00:48You're going to freak them out.
00:49Besides, it's not going to be that different.
00:51Yeah, it is. I got a lot of big ideas.
00:53Five years from now, we're going to have stores all across Texas.
00:55Okay. Now you're freaking me out.
00:58It's simple.
00:59You just use each store as collateral for a loan that opens up the next store in the next town.
01:03So you want to take out more and more debt?
01:05Ruben, you've got to understand. Debt is nothing to be afraid of.
01:08Debt is wealth.
01:09Oh, okay. I get it now.
01:11I'm in business with a lunatic.
01:19Beautiful.
01:22Garage organized, attic cleaved, planting bed planted.
01:28What have I done with my life?
01:31Ruben, I got it all worked out. Phase one. Crush the competition.
01:35How?
01:35Don't get hung up on the details. Phase two. Advertise. Radio, TV, billboards.
01:40This face is going to be everywhere.
01:42How about this face?
01:43I said radio.
01:45Phase three. We change our name and go nationwide.
01:48I know I'm going to regret this. What's the name?
01:52Dr. Tire.
01:54So we're doctors now.
01:55Well, I'm the doctor. You're more like a head nurse.
01:59Yeah.
02:01How are we out of brake pads?
02:03Did you order more?
02:04No.
02:04That's how.
02:06Well, if we just automated the inventory system like I've been telling you, we wouldn't have this problem.
02:09I told you, a new computer's too expensive.
02:12Maybe now, but we'll save money in the long run.
02:14Yeah, but in the short run, I'll be living in a tent.
02:17You've got to trust me on this.
02:19If we want to succeed, we've got to take risks.
02:21Believe me, I want to trust you.
02:22But there's this little voice in my head that keeps saying,
02:24Don't trust him!
02:35Have your pets spayed or neutered. We know, Bob.
02:40Hey.
02:41Where you been?
02:42Shh, she's asleep. We're at the park.
02:45You want to do something?
02:46Just got back from doing something.
02:48Something with me.
02:49Are you bored already?
02:50No.
02:51I don't know, maybe.
02:53Well, why don't you go walk around the mall like an old person?
02:56I cannot wait until your daughter is mean to you.
03:00You could go visit Georgie at the store.
03:02Oh, he don't want me there.
03:03Of course he does.
03:04You're just trying to get rid of me.
03:05You old people are so wise.
03:09You're not listening to me.
03:10If you know that, why are you still talking?
03:13How are we supposed to run a business if we can't make simple decisions?
03:16Did you even look at the profit loss report I wrote up?
03:18Yeah, I looked at it.
03:19But you don't run a business on numbers.
03:21Yes, you do.
03:23No, you run it on heart.
03:25You run it on instinct.
03:26Do I got to remind you of the two of us?
03:28I'm the one going to business school?
03:30Just because you go to school don't make you smarter than me.
03:31Yes, it do.
03:33And I've also worked your way longer than you.
03:35Yeah, you had a dead-end job until I came along.
03:37I made you what you are today.
03:39Broke? Angry? Working on an ulcer?
03:42Oh, please. Who don't have an ulcer? Have a tongue.
03:45Oh, you're in luck. Red's up next.
03:49Look, we're both adults. I'm sure we can find some way to agree.
03:52We never agree.
03:53Maybe that's something we should have thought about before we bought a business together.
03:56Well, if it helps, the doctor agrees.
04:03You need a hand?
04:04No. I shopped. I cooked. Why shouldn't I serve as well?
04:09You tell them, Mom.
04:10You didn't help either.
04:12I'm happy to help.
04:13Oh, thank you, sweetheart. But I've got this.
04:18Hey.
04:18Hey. You're home late.
04:20Don't miss that.
04:21I do.
04:22So, how's it going at the shop?
04:24Great. Busy.
04:26Good. That's good.
04:28Yeah, that's good.
04:30How's retirement?
04:32Good.
04:34Good?
04:35That's five goods if anyone's coming.
04:37You know, I was thinking tomorrow I'd try and get the Mustang running.
04:40Sorry. I can't help.
04:41That's okay. I'm sure it'll be just as much fun by myself.
04:44I bet Mandy or Connor...
04:45Not it!
04:48Oh, man.
04:52I got things to do. I can't spend the whole day working on the car with my dad.
04:56Oh, it ain't that bad. It's mostly listening to him talk about old-ass actresses and how hot they used
05:00to be.
05:02Great. So, you get to go have fun at work, and I have to hear how Angie Dickinson filled out
05:04a police uniform.
05:08If it makes you feel any better, I ain't having any fun at work.
05:11Well, what's going on?
05:13Ruben and I disagree about everything, and there's only two of us, so it's impossible for us to make a
05:16decision.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:20Can I tell you something?
05:21Of course.
05:22I'm kind of worried buying your dad's shop was a bad idea.
05:25Come on. You know you're excited to own your own business.
05:29Yeah, but I thought that meant getting to do things my way.
05:32You two will figure it out.
05:34I ain't so sure.
05:35Hey, there's only two of us, and somehow we manage.
05:38Yeah, but I can't act all sexy to get my way with Ruben.
05:43You think that works with me?
05:47Baby, I know it works with you.
05:51Damn it.
05:59Alright. Cece's asleep? Let's do this thing.
06:01Eh, forget about it.
06:03No, it'll be fun. A little father-daughter time.
06:05I ain't in the mood.
06:06Oh, come on. Gina Lola Bridgeta. Hubba hubba, right?
06:11I make a huge mistake.
06:13Selling the store?
06:13Yeah.
06:15Well, it's a big change. It'd be weird if it wasn't hard.
06:18Yeah, I guess.
06:22Sounds like Georgie's doing okay.
06:24I think the business is. The partnership, not so much.
06:26Oh, that's no surprise. Those two never really got along.
06:30Well, maybe instead of watching game shows and getting drunk in the garage, you could offer him some guidance.
06:36That's a little unkind, but not untrue.
06:39Yeah, I'll think about it.
06:40Great.
06:43So, how can I help with the car?
06:44No, no, hurry.
06:49You ever seen Barbarella?
06:54Bronco done?
06:55Almost.
06:56Great, we need to talk.
06:57Oh.
06:58I know automating the inventory is an expense, but there's only two of us now.
07:01We gotta work smarter, not harder.
07:02Dude, your mom put up her house.
07:04My abuela put up her savings.
07:06We need to be cautious.
07:07I get that, but if we stay in the past, we're a dinosaur.
07:10And we know what happened to them.
07:11I do.
07:12I finished high school.
07:14Hello?
07:15Back here.
07:16I know what happened to them.
07:17I saw Jurassic Park.
07:19Hey, fellas.
07:20Hey, Jim.
07:20You know that's not a documentary, right?
07:23What's going on?
07:24Oh, nothing.
07:24Everything's great.
07:25Dude, just tell them the truth.
07:28This ain't none of his business.
07:29It's confidential.
07:29Who's he gonna tell?
07:30He doesn't know anybody.
07:33Hi.
07:34I wanna buy a new computer and update the inventory system.
07:37Sounds expensive.
07:38Listen to this, man.
07:39Then again, you gotta modernize if you're gonna stay competitive.
07:42I heard that part.
07:44I worked here ten years and never once heard you talk about modernizing.
07:47It's because I'm cheap.
07:49So why are you saying it now?
07:50Because now it's not my money.
07:56Who wants the last slice?
07:59Go ahead.
08:00What?
08:01So you can be the good guy?
08:02You go ahead.
08:03You'd like that, wouldn't you?
08:04Sorry I asked.
08:06You know, maybe there's more than one way to go on this whole computer thing.
08:09Maybe there's a compromise.
08:10Like, you could lease one for a little while.
08:12See if it's worth it before you write a big check.
08:15What'd you think?
08:16I can live with that.
08:18You should talk to your accountant.
08:19There might be tax advantages to leasing.
08:21I hadn't thought of that.
08:22Do we have an accountant?
08:23That's the part I hadn't thought of.
08:25All right.
08:26Well, I bought you pizza.
08:28Solved all your problems.
08:29I think I've earned a nap.
08:32Thanks, Jim.
08:33Thank you, Mr. McCouse.
08:34No problem.
08:35You know, I wish I had a me when I was you.
08:38Actually, I did have a me.
08:40But it was me.
08:44I guess we need to get an accountant.
08:46With what money?
08:47You know what your problem is.
08:48You think like a poor guy.
08:50I am a poor guy.
08:51And so are you.
08:53Poverty is just a state of mind.
08:55No, it's eating butter sandwiches and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma.
08:58How about this?
08:59We hired an accountant.
09:00He finds us all kinds of tax loopholes and we pay him with the money we saved.
09:03Do you actually believe the word's coming out of your mouth?
09:05It don't matter if I believe.
09:07The question is, do you?
09:09No.
09:11Then I ain't done talking.
09:15Georgie working late again?
09:17Yeah.
09:18You know, I took your advice and stopped by the store.
09:20Oh, were you able to help him and Ruben work things out?
09:22I think so.
09:23You know, a lot of people, especially when they're starting out, think that there's only one way to do things.
09:28But I showed them that there is a middle way.
09:32Seems obvious.
09:33Well, it wasn't to them.
09:34Good for you, honey.
09:36Oh, it's no big deal.
09:38You know, I'm at that point in my life where it feels good to give back.
09:41Leave the world better than I found it.
09:45He needs this, right?
09:46We're going to let him have it.
09:54You should have seen him.
09:55The two of them were at each other's throats.
09:57Sounds terrible.
09:58It is.
09:58Good thing I was there.
10:01You're like the wise elder.
10:03I wouldn't say elder, but the wise thing tracks.
10:07Nice to see you happy.
10:09Well, them needing me made me feel like...
10:12You have value?
10:14Yeah.
10:16That's how I feel about Connor needing me.
10:18It's not the same thing.
10:20Why not?
10:21Well, mine is just normal human nature.
10:23Yours is a little creepy.
10:27Good night.
10:30Good night.
10:39You want to fool around?
10:41Really?
10:42I'm not too creepy?
10:45Daddy like creepy.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:55So...
10:56Fine.
11:05Hey.
11:06Sorry.
11:06Didn't mean to wake you.
11:07What time is it?
11:09A little after 11.
11:10You must be exhausted.
11:12I'm pissed.
11:13I had three toes, then had to go back to the office to catch up on paperwork because my partner's
11:16afraid of the future.
11:17I thought my dad helped smooth things out.
11:19He just bought us pizza and then ate it all.
11:22I'll just give Ruben some time.
11:23I'm sure I'll...
11:24You guys will figure it out.
11:26It ain't just computers.
11:28We disagree on everything.
11:30Well, why don't you just flip a coin?
11:32You're kidding, right?
11:34That's what the Wright brothers did to decide who was going to fly the plane first.
11:37That's dumb.
11:38They flip a coin at every football game, including the Super Bowl.
11:42Well, why didn't you say that first?
11:49I got the Mustang running.
11:51Congratulations.
11:52Want to go for a ride?
11:53I got Cece.
11:54Where are you?
11:55I'm not putting my baby in that thing.
11:56It's a classic.
11:57It's a death trap.
11:58It's a classic death trap.
12:01Fine.
12:02Where's your mom?
12:02She's at the store.
12:03Take Connor.
12:04Not it!
12:07Flip a coin?
12:08Are you serious?
12:09Mandy suggested it, and she went to college.
12:11I go to college.
12:12You go to night school.
12:13She went during the day.
12:15Nobody makes business decisions flipping a coin.
12:18All right.
12:19Rock, paper, scissors.
12:20This is ridiculous.
12:21We've tried everything else.
12:22We need a tiebreaker.
12:24Fine.
12:24But it shouldn't be a kid's game.
12:26It should involve strategy and skill.
12:29Tic-tac-toe?
12:30Well, you come up with something.
12:33How about some hoops?
12:34No way.
12:35You play basketball all the time.
12:36Okay.
12:38A foot race.
12:40What are you thinking?
12:41Post office in back.
12:42I'm wearing boots.
12:44I'll give you five seconds.
12:48One, two, three, four, five.
12:51Get out of my dreams.
12:54Get into my car.
12:56Get into my car.
12:58Get out of my dreams.
13:00Get back to me, baby.
13:02Get into my car.
13:04Get out of my mind.
13:08Get into my life.
13:12I said, hey, can you get into my car?
13:19Oh, baby.
13:24Baby driver
13:25Let me tell you the real
13:28To the right
13:31Tell child I'm going
13:33Let's make it feel
13:35Make it real
13:37I'm the love woman
13:38Coming up with you
13:40I'm your man
13:41Get out
13:44I like you on my face
13:45I like you on my car
13:47Hey
13:48Oh my god, are you okay?
13:51No
13:53What happened?
13:54I took the Mustang out for a drive
13:56And my hat flew off
13:57And I was afraid to get a sunburn
13:59But I couldn't get the top up
14:00And then the car crapped out
14:01And I had to walk home
14:03And I did get a sunburn
14:06Why didn't you call Georgie for a tow?
14:08I tried, no one answered
14:09Why didn't you call me?
14:10Ran out of quarters
14:12Come on, let's get you in a cold shower
14:15Okay
14:19Being retired is hard
14:20For all of us
14:27You should have seen me
14:28I was like a wind
14:31So you didn't think to just take the boots off?
14:33Well, no time
14:34The future of our family was at stake
14:37So now what?
14:38You buy a computer?
14:39Yeah
14:39And maybe a pair of tennis shoes for next time
14:42Next time?
14:43This is how you're going to settle arguments?
14:45Yeah, why?
14:46Well, who was watching the store
14:48While y'all were out running around like two dummies?
14:50You're missing the point
14:51I won
14:55Me?
14:56What did I do?
14:58Oh, sure
15:00Okay, Cece
15:00You either need to be extricuted or whip up a fever
15:08Hello
15:08You know how fast you were going?
15:10Well, that depends
15:11Do you know how fast I was going?
15:14I do
15:14That's unfortunate
15:16I'm sorry
15:17I was just
15:18Hang on, aren't you the weather lady from Channel 7?
15:20Well, as a matter of fact
15:22I am
15:27You will never believe what just happened
15:29I got pulled over for speeding
15:30Oh, I've seen you drive, I believe it
15:32Not the point
15:33He was going to give me a ticket
15:34And then he recognized me from TV and let me off
15:37How fast were you going?
15:38Not important
15:39I can get away with stuff
15:41Was Cece with you?
15:42Yes
15:42And she was perfectly safe the entire time
15:44Where is she now?
15:46I'll be right back
15:49So he just let me off with a warning
15:50How about that?
15:51I was so excited
15:52It was hard not to speed home
15:53But you did
15:54I did
15:55You know, the dry cleaner has pictures of celebrities up on the wall
15:57Maybe we should give them your headshot
16:00Well, I wouldn't call myself a celebrity
16:02I mean, the cop did
16:03But I wouldn't
16:05You know, I've always wondered
16:06Do those people walk in there with their picture
16:08Or do they get asked for one and bring it with them next time?
16:10These are the things you wonder about
16:13Well, I'm naturally curious
16:15It'd be pretty cool to see my daughter's picture on the wall next to Caroline Minkus
16:18Who?
16:19Miss Medford, 1978
16:21She hula-hooped
16:24If he gets us a discount
16:25I'll say bring him a picture
16:26What do you ever get, Drag Land?
16:28How about the suit I wore to my dad's funeral?
16:33That got dark fast
16:44What you doing?
16:45Answering fan mail
16:46Oh, cool
16:47I once sent a letter to Tony Danza
16:49He never wrote back
16:50What'd you ask him?
16:52Who really was the boss?
16:54I guess we'll never know
16:56Well, I think it's important to let the viewers know that I appreciate them
16:59Well, I hope you save some appreciation for your biggest fan
17:01Well, you might have some competition because this one drew a picture of me
17:08Well, that's a little racy, ain't it?
17:10You're not jealous of a drawing, are you?
17:12Well, of course not
17:13Because I got the real thing and you're just as hot in that baggy shirt and boxes
17:17Okay, I gotta finish this
17:19That's fine, I'll just say my prayers
17:22Lord, thank you so much for my amazing, beautiful wife
17:26Subtle
17:27Excuse me, I'm talking to the Lord
17:31Please let me show her how much I love her in a husbandly way
17:36Oh, what's happening?
17:37Your prayers are being answered, shut up
17:43Where you going?
17:44I was asked to play at the high school baseball game
17:46Really?
17:48You know what to play?
17:49Old-timey organ music
17:50And I learned, take me out to the ball game and
17:52Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
17:54That's called charge
17:56Okay
17:57You getting paid?
17:58I didn't think to ask
18:00Yeah, why wouldn't you?
18:05Hey, I'm gonna go run some errands
18:06You wanna come with me?
18:07Oh, where are you going?
18:08Post office, grocery store, maybe the dry cleaners
18:12You just want me to come so you can show me off?
18:14Yes, go change
18:19Here you go
18:19Thank you
18:22I don't know if you've met my daughter
18:25Mandy
18:25Hello
18:27You might recognize her
18:29I don't think so
18:31Well, my daughter here
18:33Mom, stop
18:34She's just being modest
18:35She is the weekend weather girl
18:40I have her headshot right here
18:42If you maybe want to put it up on your wall
18:44Um, she doesn't want it
18:46Of course she does
18:46She's just starstruck
18:49If you have a pen, she'll sign it
18:50Okay
18:51We're leaving
18:52Thank you
18:57Channel 7, 6 o'clock
18:59She's very good
19:00Mom!
19:09Oh, nice
19:10That way you can still see her every day when she leaves you
19:12Hey, don't be jealous
19:13If you ever date a girl and she's on TV
19:15You can put her picture up too
19:16For your information
19:17I did date a girl who was on Maury once
19:19I was not the father
19:23Hey, here for your truck
19:24Yep
19:24Is it ready?
19:25Yes, sir
19:25I'll grab your keys
19:26All right
19:26All right, let's settle you up
19:28Cash or cord?
19:29Oh, cord
19:31Hey, ain't that the new weather girl?
19:33Sure is
19:34She's a looker, ain't she?
19:36She's an attractive woman
19:38Who's also good at her job
19:40So, she come in here?
19:43Sometimes
19:44Is she really that hot in person?
19:46Hey, that's my wife
19:47Sorry
19:48Oh, yeah
19:51Here, your keys
19:52Thanks
19:52Hey, you really married to the weather girl?
19:55No
19:56Is that what he's been telling you?
19:58I knew she was too hot for you
20:00Hey, pal
20:01We made a baby on the first try
20:05Nice save
20:10Maybe we should get a bigger TV
20:13Bigger?
20:14This one's 27 inches
20:16I know, but now they got one twice as big
20:20That's $1,500 and weighs almost 400 pounds
20:23Yeah, well, that's only like
20:25What is that?
20:25Like three, four bucks a pound
20:28You want a bigger TV?
20:29Sit closer to that one
20:32Hello
20:33Hey, how'd it go?
20:34Not good
20:35Oh, no, sweetie
20:36What happened?
20:37Well, in the first inning
20:39I played take me out to the ball game
20:41No, you don't play that until the seventh inning
20:43I have been made aware
20:45Well, anyone could have made that mistake
20:50I also played charge when the other team was at bat
20:52Oh, God
20:55Well, did anyone say charge?
20:57They said boo
21:00Maybe they were booing the other team
21:03Someone threw a hot dog at me
21:06So you had lunch?
21:10Hey
21:11Hi
21:11I was thinking we could go out for Mexican
21:13Have a romantic evening
21:14Okay, well, nothing says romance
21:16Like beans and cheese
21:18Is that a yes?
21:19Sure, let me go hop in the shower
21:20I'll put on my fancy shirt
21:22What are you calling a fancy shirt?
21:24Well, one that ain't got my name on it
21:30That was a long shower
21:32I had to shave my legs
21:38How's it coming?
21:40Five more minutes
21:40I think you're beautiful without makeup
21:42This isn't for you
21:48Home stretch
21:50Mandy, it's just dinner
21:51Yeah, but what if I get recognized?
21:53Well, you can't get recognized if the restaurant's closed
21:57All right
21:57All done
21:59Great
21:59I just have to pick out the right shoe
22:01How do you know what's the right shoe?
22:03You try them all on
22:10You do look beautiful
22:11So worth the wait?
22:13Absolutely
22:14Should we start with margaritas?
22:16It does add excitement
22:17Wondering if my husband's gonna get carded
22:20And I didn't bring my fake
22:21So we're really rolling the dice
22:23Here you go
22:25What's this?
22:26From the gentleman at the bar
22:27He's a fan
22:29I think I curled my hair
22:32Thank you
22:33Don't wave at him
22:34Why, it's nice
22:35No, it ain't
22:36I'm sitting right here
22:38What do you want me to do?
22:39Send it back?
22:40Yes, you're married
22:41You don't take drinks from strange men
22:42It's a free drink
22:43It's not a big deal
22:44I can pay for my wife's drinks
22:46You're being ridiculous
22:48Excuse me
22:49Two margaritas, please
22:50Sure thing
22:51Just need to see some ID
22:57We get so few nights out alone
22:59And you ruined it
22:59I didn't ruin it
23:01That guy ruined it
23:01How?
23:03He was trying to sleep with you
23:04He was not
23:05Andy, as a guy who's constantly
23:07Trying to sleep with you
23:08I know what it looks like
23:10Okay, so what if he was?
23:11I'm married to you
23:13I'm going home with you
23:14You're the one I'm not going to have sex with tonight
23:17I'm just saying
23:18You wouldn't like it
23:19If other girls were flirting with me
23:20In front of you
23:20Other girls do flirt with you
23:22In front of me
23:22What? When?
23:24Uh, the redhead at the park
23:25With Cece
23:25The cashier in the tube top
23:27Who kept calling you cutie
23:28The hot dog on a stick girl
23:29Who stared at you
23:30As she applied mustard
23:33Oh, that's just good customer service
23:37So, when it happens to you
23:38It's fine
23:39But when it happens to me
23:39It's not
23:40Agreed
23:42I wasn't presenting that as an option
23:43Look, I know how guys think
23:45And I don't want them thinking it about you
23:46Especially when I'm sitting right there
23:49So, you're mad at me because guys suck
23:51No, I'm mad because you know they suck
23:53And you encourage them
23:56I was just sitting there minding my business
23:57Oh, please
23:58You were looking good and you know it
24:09Where's Manny Spitzer?
24:11Took her down
24:11Ooh, do tell
24:14Mind your business
24:14I'd love to
24:15But I'm nosy
24:18Fine
24:18I took her out for dinner last night
24:20And some clown buys her a drink
24:21And I'm sitting right there
24:22Damn, what'd you do?
24:24We got in a fight
24:24Ooh, you kick his ass?
24:27No
24:28You kick your ass?
24:30Me and Mandy got in a fight
24:32She kick your ass?
24:35Forget it
24:36I get how you feel
24:37Really?
24:38Yeah
24:39I want to leave that guy out
24:40I wanted to, but then what?
24:42Do I punch every guy who hits on her?
24:44I don't see you have any choice
24:48I need to find somebody smarter to talk to
24:55Can you teach me about baseball?
24:58You're going back?
24:59I'm not a quitter
25:00What about football, soccer, karate?
25:02Still not over that, huh?
25:05Have a seat
25:09So
25:10There's two teams
25:11And the game lasts nine innings
25:12Each inning
25:13Both teams get to bat
25:14Until they get three outs
25:15Why three outs?
25:17I don't know
25:18Why nine innings?
25:19I don't know
25:21Why is it called an inning?
25:23Doesn't matter
25:24Because you don't know
25:24Because you don't know
25:27The important thing is that when the opposing team is at bat
25:31Try not to pump them up with music
25:32But baseball's so boring, I think that's why they brought me in
25:37Just play when your team is up
25:38Fine
25:39You can have fun with this
25:40Like if the opposing team's pitcher gets pulled from the game
25:42You can play a little hit the road jack
25:44Because the pitcher's leaving?
25:46Yes
25:46Kind of mean, isn't it?
25:49Well, he's the enemy
25:50But as the official organist
25:52Shouldn't I be impartial?
25:53No
25:53You're a member of the team
25:54I didn't get a uniform
25:55Only the players get uniforms
25:57The coach has a uniform
25:59Only the players and the coach
26:00The bat boy had a uniform
26:03Son, you are killing me
26:09Took these out of the dryer for you
26:11Oh, thanks
26:12Nice
26:13Yeah, I was thinking about wearing it for work
26:15Is it the suit Georgie wore to his dad's funeral?
26:19I am just trying to look professional
26:21Yes, people are always saying
26:23Let's tune in and see how sensibly dressed the weather girl is
26:27I don't know if I'm comfortable with people watching just because I'm hot
26:29They aren't
26:31You're very good at this
26:33But you are also a babe
26:35Which you get from me
26:38I'm just starting to get a little more attention
26:40Well, isn't that the point?
26:42Yeah, but it's making Georgie uncomfortable
26:43Oh, please
26:44Men always like having a pretty wife
26:46Till they're worried someone's gonna steal her away
26:48Oh, did dad ever get jealous?
26:50Oh, you betcha
26:51You know, I actually think it's good for a marriage
26:54You do?
26:55Keeps them on their toes
26:56Keeps the fire alive
26:58Sounds like a psycho power move
27:01Thank you
27:03I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with using all the assets God gave you
27:07So, God wants me to show a little skin?
27:10He's a man, of course he does
27:16Here you go
27:17Thanks for buying
27:20You're having a rough time
27:21What was your wife being so pretty and successful?
27:24It has been hard
27:26Hey, sweetheart
27:27Can I get a loan start?
27:29You gotta, hon
27:31How about I buy you one?
27:33I hate drinking alone
27:34Thanks, but I'm working
27:36What time you get off?
27:37Buddy, she ain't interested
27:39Who asked you?
27:40What are you doing?
27:41She's working
27:42She don't need them hitting on her
27:43You ought to mind your business
27:45Well, excuse me
27:46But this lady's someone's daughter
27:48Maybe even someone's mother
27:49I look like a mom to you
27:50I'm trying to make a point here
27:52And you did
27:53Now have a pretzel
27:55Just because she's wearing a tiny skirt
27:56And showing off her belly
27:57Don't mean she needs some creepy loser bothering her
28:04Go ahead, say it
28:05No need
28:08You know you want to
28:09I do
28:11But I'm exercising restraint
28:15Georgie, I told you
28:16No, not gonna
28:22Honey, Connor's game is on
28:27He sounds good
28:29Told him to have fun with it
28:31Big prize for the National Anthem
28:42Oh God
28:45What is he doing?
28:47Having fun with it
28:56What you doing?
28:58Fan mail
28:58Oh, can I help?
29:00Sure
29:02So exciting
29:05All the way from Jasper
29:13What's this stuff?
29:15Huh, looks like hair?
29:18Kind of curly
29:23Alright, let's go clean you all
29:26Sorry someone's a grouchy mess
29:27Oh, that's okay
29:28It's like their father's still here
29:31So, Hustle
29:32Can we please talk about anything else?
29:34Any boys on the horizon?
29:39Maybe you should ask her
29:40What's that mean?
29:42Nothing
29:42Oh, Mom
29:43You know every time you lie
29:44An angel dies
29:46Tell me
29:48My mother is trying to set me up
29:50With a widower from her bowling league
29:53Way to bury the lead
29:55I am not doing it
29:56Why?
29:57It'd be so good for you
29:58To get out of the house
29:59On a Friday night
29:59Maybe between 6 and 10
30:02Might be fun
30:03What might be fun?
30:05Connie is trying to set up
30:06Your mom with a guy
30:07What?
30:08Dad just died
30:10Over a year ago?
30:11Well, it's too soon
30:12She's not ready
30:12Please don't tell me
30:13When I'm ready
30:13I'm ready for you to be ready
30:16Can we please talk about anything else?
30:18See?
30:18You're making her uncomfortable
30:19She can say when she's uncomfortable
30:20I'm uncomfortable
30:22She deserves to have a life
30:23Agreed
30:24Well, so go have a life
30:25Read a book
30:26Get a cat
30:26Get a monkey
30:27Open a petting zoo
30:28Maybe she would like some male companionship?
30:31She's got Jesus
30:31Her dance court's full
30:33I can't believe you
30:34What?
30:35I'm okay if she dates
30:36You know
30:36After enough time
30:37Well, what's enough time?
30:39I think the rule of thumb
30:40Is half the length of the marriage
30:42The rule of thumb?
30:43Hey, pick whatever finger you want
30:44It's the rule
30:46So, if you died
30:47I'd have to wait, what, one year?
30:49Oh, way longer
30:50You'll be devastated
30:51You sound like you'd wait that long
30:53Longer
30:54You've ruined me for all other women
30:57Oh, shut up
30:58I'm serious
30:59You older gals are great teachers
31:01Okay, now you really need to shut up
31:09I just think she deserves to be happy
31:11She's plenty happy
31:13What's going on?
31:14If Mr. McAllister died
31:15Would you start dating someone?
31:17I don't know
31:17Maybe if he looked like Tom Selleck
31:19She's got a tape
31:22You think he looked like Tom Selleck?
31:25Both have a mustache
31:27Fine, my mom could date Tom Selleck
31:31Like his mother could get Tom Selleck
31:36Go into Sarah's
31:37Oh, well, I thought maybe we'd do something together
31:39Why?
31:41Because I enjoy spending time with you
31:43Why?
31:45It wouldn't kill you to hang out with your mother
31:47We don't know that
31:49Never mind
31:51If you're lonely, why not call me Ma's guy?
31:53I don't want to call me Ma's guy
31:56So what?
31:56You're just gonna grow old and die alone?
31:59I'm sure California will send Sheldon back at some point
32:04I just want you to know that if you do decide to date again
32:06I really am okay with it
32:09Thank you
32:11Just to be safe, should we have the talk?
32:14Get out of here
32:15When a boy and a girl care about each other
32:17There's a special hug
32:19Go!
32:21And that boy and girl better be married
32:23I was thinking about us dying
32:29Oh, talk dirty to me, Daddy
32:32I'm serious
32:34What if both of us suddenly dropped dead?
32:36We made all that money still in the store
32:37We don't even have a will
32:40Probably time to make one
32:42What are you thinking?
32:44It's not complicated
32:45Just give it to the kids, 50-50
32:47Oh, come on, be smart
32:49What?
32:50You think Connor's capable of handling that kind of money?
32:52Same kid that bought an antique foghorn
32:55So we give it to Amanda and make her responsible for Connor
32:58So Amanda buys a thousand pairs of shoes and Connor gets nothing?
33:01Maybe we just revisit this in a year or two
33:05Yeah, that sounds right
33:08You're gonna hate this, but the most responsible of all of them is Georgie
33:11You're right, I hate it
33:29Sorry
33:29You must be Mary
33:31You must be Joseph
33:34All we need is a manger, huh?
33:37Oh
33:37Well, there you go
33:38Your mom said you had no sense of humor
33:44Oh
33:45Oh, hi
33:46Come on in
33:47Just about to buy some more Cece's old clothes
33:48Oh, thank you
33:50I know I've said it before
33:51I'm good with babies right now
33:53Well, I said that
33:54And I had twins
33:56Twins
33:58Ooh, nice flowers
33:59Uh, yes, um, thank you
34:03What's the card?
34:04Oh, uh, no, nothing
34:05Nothing
34:06Oh my God, you went on that date
34:08Do not take the Lord's name in vain
34:09Holy moly, you went on that date
34:12It was not a date, it was a cup of coffee
34:15Oh, and he sent you flowers?
34:16He's a gentleman
34:17So, when's the second date?
34:19None of your beeswax
34:20Come on, I think it's great, I'm happy for you
34:23You cannot tell Georgie
34:25I will take it to the grave
34:27Or the wedding, if things go well
34:29There is no wedding
34:30He is just a nice man who's a
34:33Nice man
34:35How nice we talking
34:37Are we done here?
34:38Hey, maybe you'll need those baby clothes
34:42It's okay, we're done
34:52Wow
34:53Wow
34:56It's a big chunk of change, huh?
34:58I would buy a giant Wurlitzer organ
34:59And open my own silent movie theater
35:04What about you, Georgie?
35:05What'd you do with that kind of money?
35:07No brainer
35:08Put half away for CC's college tuition
35:10And the other half in stocks and bonds
35:13Boring
35:16Hey
35:16Hey, where were you?
35:18Dropped some of CC's old clothes off at the church
35:19Oh, did you see my mom?
35:20Yep
35:21How's she doing?
35:22Good
35:23Really good
35:24Really good?
35:26Well, normal good
35:27Good enough
35:27What's going on here?
35:29Oh, we were just talking about
35:30What a person might do
35:31With a giant windfall of cash
35:33Oh, three words
35:34Rudeo drive, baby
35:37Shut up
35:41Hey, Colin
35:42My mom
35:43What?
35:44Who's tricking in?
35:45I told you she's good
35:47Hey, missy
35:48What do you want
35:49What do you want?
35:49Is mom there?
35:50Uh, no
35:51Where is she?
35:52Hang on
35:53Quiet!
35:55Are you having a party?
35:56Just a couple friends
35:57So where's mom?
35:59She's on a date
35:59What?
36:00Oh, she said she wasn't ready
36:01No, you said she wasn't ready
36:03I gotta go
36:04Something's on fire
36:06Missy!
36:06Missy!
36:08You are not gonna believe this
36:09My mom's out on a date
36:11No
36:18What kind of person
36:19Takes out a dead man's wife?
36:21You should try being happy for her
36:23This could be really good
36:24Oh, really good?
36:25Is this why she was really good
36:26When you saw her at the church?
36:28Look, she was adamant
36:29About not telling you
36:30And you know how she gets
36:30When she's adamant
36:31It's scary stuff
36:33What do we even know
36:34About this guy?
36:35Just that he's nice
36:35And he sent her flowers
36:37What?
36:38So this ain't even
36:38Their first date?
36:39Maybe
36:40I don't know
36:41You know, it's really
36:42None of my beeswax
36:44Why do I even bother
36:45Talking to you?
36:45I agree
36:53Oh, hi
36:54Don't hi, Mae
36:56Excuse me?
36:57I thought we agreed
36:58You weren't ready
36:58Mandy told you?
37:00Missy told me
37:01But Mandy told me
37:02You told her not to tell me
37:04Get out of my chair
37:07Not that it is
37:07Any of your business
37:08But
37:10I enjoy
37:11Spending time with him
37:12What about dad?
37:14Your dad would want me
37:15To be happy
37:15Oh, no, he wouldn't
37:18Georgie, I love you dearly
37:19But I'm about to lose my temper
37:20Oh, pretty cranky
37:22You stay out late
37:23On the count of three
37:24Missy had a party
37:25While you were out gallivanting
37:26I know
37:28One
37:28What are you gonna do?
37:29Spank me
37:30Two
37:31I'm a grown man
37:32Three
37:33This ain't over
37:38Just the man I want to see
37:40Oh, hello
37:41Question
37:42Is there anything in the Bible
37:43That says how long a wife
37:44Should wait to move on
37:45After her husband dies?
37:46Oh my goodness, Georgie
37:47Is your health okay?
37:49This ain't about me
37:50I mean, I am constipated
37:52Here and there
37:52But nothing fatal
37:53Okay
37:54And actually
37:55The Bible does speak to this
37:56Here we go
37:58First Corinthians
38:01739
38:01A wife is bound to her husband
38:03For as long as he lives
38:05Love it
38:05But if her husband dies
38:07She is free to be married
38:08To whom she wishes
38:09What else you got?
38:12Well, let's see
38:13Ooh
38:14Let's try this one
38:15First Timothy 5, 14
38:17So I would have younger widows marry
38:19Bear children
38:21Children?
38:21Next
38:23I get the sense
38:24You're looking for
38:24Some alternate guidance
38:25No fooling you
38:26Keep going
38:27Okay
38:28Well, uh
38:29How's this?
38:30To the widows
38:31And the unmarried
38:32I say that it is good
38:33For them to stay unmarried
38:35As I do
38:36But if they cannot
38:37Control themselves
38:38They should marry
38:39For it is better to marry
38:40Than to burn with passion
38:41You're killing me
38:44What about other religions?
38:46Well
38:46In the Jewish tradition
38:47Excessive mourning of a spouse
38:49Is considered critical of God
38:51Thanks for nothing
38:52My door is always open
38:54Yeah
38:55Shouldn't be
38:55But it is
39:01Lord, I don't know what to do
39:02Maybe it is too soon
39:04Certainly is for Georgie
39:06He's real upset
39:08And I don't want to make things harder for him
39:12Why should I feel guilty for having a little fun?
39:14I can't stay in this house and be sad all the time
39:17I don't think George would want that
39:21If you see him up there
39:23At least tell him
39:24I think about him every day
39:27And I'll miss him forever
39:29Amen
39:31Oh, um
39:33Let him know the Cowboys are looking real good this year
39:41Here you go, Jorge
39:42Thanks for supporting the only Latino on Tire shop in Medford
39:46Who's McAllister?
39:47It's pronounced McAllister
39:49Goes back to your ancient Aztecs
39:51Cool
39:52Hey, Missy
39:53Where's Georgie?
39:54Out on a toast
39:55Shouldn't you be in school?
39:56Yep, when's he gonna be back?
39:58I don't know
39:58You want to give him a message?
40:00Yeah
40:00Tell him he needs to stay out of our mom's love life
40:02And if he's got a problem with that
40:03Then he's got a problem with me
40:05I would love to tell him that
40:11How's it going?
40:12Good, your sister dropped by
40:14Really? What'd she want?
40:15Your mother's love life is none of your business
40:17And if you've got a problem with that
40:18You've got a problem with me
40:18And to be clear
40:19Me is Missy
40:22I got it
40:22I'm not done
40:24What kind of son makes his mother feel bad
40:26For trying to find a little happiness in the world?
40:27A bad son, that's what kind
40:32How's it going to the garage?
40:34All right
40:35Cool
40:37Renew the bus contract with the school board?
40:39Yep
40:41I try it, I'm out
40:43Just tell them, Georgie
40:44Can we please leave it alone?
40:46Tell them
40:47My mom's decided to replace my dad
40:50That's not what's happening
40:51That's what it feels like
40:53She went to dinner with a nice man, that's it
40:55You and me went to dinner once too
40:57Boom, pregnant
40:58You're being ridiculous
40:59It's only been a year
41:00A year and a half
41:02Can I say something?
41:03Really, you want to walk into this minefield?
41:06Your mother will never forget or stop loving your father
41:10And I think it's very brave of her to try and live a full life
41:15That went better than I thought
41:18It just hurts
41:19I get it
41:20Do you?
41:20Your dad's sitting right here
41:23Well, not for long
41:23Look how much butter's on that potato
41:26Don't give me more reasons to take you out of the wheel
41:29Excuse me
41:33If Mandy's out of the wheel, does that mean I get everything?
41:38It's a yes or no question
41:49You want to talk about it?
41:51Not really
41:52Georgie
41:53What's to talk about?
41:54I'm wrong, I should just move on
41:57No, I mean, there's no wrong here
41:58You feel what you feel
42:00But that also means your mom gets to feel what she feels
42:03Oh
42:06I'm telling you right now
42:07I would never call this man dad
42:10Okay, you need to slow down
42:11I mean it
42:12I ain't walking her down the aisle
42:13Oh my God
42:14Let's show them to it
42:15You're acting crazy, okay
42:17She just went on a date
42:17I know my mother
42:18She doesn't date
42:19She commits
42:21Hey, well, what about this guy?
42:22I mean, how do we know if he's ready for that?
42:23She's beautiful and she can cook
42:24He ain't going nowhere
42:26I mean, what do you even know about this guy?
42:28Does he even have a job?
42:29I don't know
42:30Kids?
42:32No idea
42:33Well, how long since his wife died?
42:35Okay, okay, I get where you're going
42:37Do you?
42:38Yeah
42:38I need to hire a private detective
42:39And find out everything I can about this creek
42:44Oh, that's good
42:47I'm surprised your mom never got you out there
42:49Oh, she never asked
42:50I'm sorry you brought it up
42:54You have some crumbs in your mustache
42:57Thanks, I've been thinking of shaving it
42:58Oh, don't
42:59You look like Tom Sellett
43:06I was thinking about our will
43:09I have a new plan I'd like to propose
43:12I'm listening
43:13We blow it all on ourselves before we die
43:16And leave nothing for the kid?
43:19Not a penny
43:21What would we spend it on?
43:23I don't know
43:25I've always wanted a monster truck
43:28Monster truck?
43:29It's a regular truck, but monstrous
43:31What about you?
43:32What would you like?
43:33One of those cruises that go around the world
43:35Ah, the monster truck of the sea
43:39What else?
43:40I'd like to meet the Pope
43:42You can buy that?
43:44It's the Catholic Church
43:45Of course you can buy it
43:48Your turn
43:50Well, you know
43:51I've always dreamed of winning the Kentucky Derby
43:53Oh
43:55Aren't you a little big to be a jockey?
43:57I'm not going to ride the horse
43:58I'm going to own it
43:59All right
44:00Well, if we're going to the Derby
44:02I'm going to have to get me one of those big fancy hats
44:04Oh, give me one too
44:06I burn easy
44:11Are we being selfish
44:12Not leaving anything for the kids?
44:16Feels good, don't it?
44:18It does
44:21I'll be right back
44:22Where are you going?
44:24Tell them they're on their own
44:26I want to come
44:29Meal came
44:30Anything good?
44:31More bills
44:33Put them with the rest
44:40The Reuben
44:41Half these bills are crushing me
44:43They sure are
44:44Georgie, you see this doctor, Bill's just came
44:47I'm going with the rest
44:49No!
44:55Hey
44:56What are you doing up so late?
44:57Just had some ideas for the store
45:00Tire Tuesdays
45:01It's like Taco Tuesdays, but with tires
45:05And Wheel Wednesdays?
45:06It's like Tire Tuesdays
45:07Like it
45:09All right, I'm going back to bed
45:12Oh, Lubey Tuesday
45:14No, like Ruby Tuesday
45:15But for Lube Jobs
45:19Hey
45:19Morning
45:20Can I get some of that to go?
45:21Sure
45:22Hey, when you were running the store
45:24Did you ever dream about it?
45:25Oh, yeah
45:27All the time
45:28Really?
45:29Yeah, yeah
45:29I used to have this one
45:30Where I'm working late at night
45:31And Ann Margaret comes in
45:32Dressed all sexy
45:34Who's that?
45:35Don't talk, just listen
45:37Anyway, she needs a new tire
45:38But doesn't have a way to pay for it
45:40Oh, Mr. McAllister
45:42So, we work out in exchange
45:44Which is okay
45:45Because Audrey's dead in the dream
45:47Thanks for sharing
45:50Who's in, Margaret?
45:51That's just sad
45:53Morning
45:54Morning to you, hot stuff
45:56Ugh, too early
46:03This is your big idea?
46:05One of them
46:07How much did it cost?
46:09It'll pay for itself, trust me
46:14If you're gonna insult me
46:16Insult me in English
46:16My partner's an idiot
46:19Thank you
46:21Hey, Georgie
46:22Oh, Pastor Jeff?
46:24That's quite a thing
46:27Yeah, we're hoping to drive in some business
46:29Reminds me of Darlene Shackelford
46:31I don't know her
46:32Sweet old lady
46:33Sang in the choir
46:34Had epilepsy
46:37Anything I can help you with?
46:39Well, I have a bit of bad news
46:41And I didn't want to do it over the phone
46:43What's going on?
46:44Fred Fagenbacher offered us a great deal
46:46On the church buses
46:47So
46:48We're gonna have to go with him
46:49Um, what kind of great deal?
46:51I'll match it
46:52Free
46:57And on that ominous note
46:59You have a blessed day
47:04Fred Fagenbacher, please
47:06Georgia Cooper
47:08Sure, I'll hold
47:12I've got Georgia Cooper
47:13On line one
47:15Thank you, sweetheart
47:16Not too long
47:20I'll hold you two forever
47:23I just hope you call
47:45A little busy here, Georgie
47:46What's up?
47:47You know damn well what's up
47:49Oh, you mean First Baptist
47:51Yeah
47:51It does feel good to do good, don't it?
47:54You're just trying to drive me out of business
47:56Which also feels good
47:58Who can play at this game, Fred?
48:00Hey, don't your mom work at that church?
48:03Yeah, why?
48:04What do you mean, why?
48:05She's an attractive woman
48:08And who can play at that game?
48:09Where does your mom work?
48:11I'll see you around, Georgie
48:14Man, I hate that guy
48:16What was that about his mom?
48:17I might have to take her out for coffee
48:19What?
48:20It doesn't matter
48:21We'll be fine
48:21Just gotta tighten our belts a little
48:23What's a little?
48:24We just don't take a salary for a month
48:26Or six
48:28Six?
48:29I got rent
48:30I got car payments
48:31You live for free with your in-laws
48:33I pay an emotional price to live there
48:36How am I supposed to survive?
48:38You're always welcome to come over for dinner
48:39This will solve anything
48:46What if we were to punch back at Faginbucker?
48:48Oh
48:50He stole some of our business
48:51We stole some of his
48:53I'm listening
48:55What's he got?
48:56Like three tow trucks?
48:57Yeah, I think so
48:58What if he had none?
49:00So you're saying
49:01I ain't saying nothing
49:03I'm in
49:05I'm in for dinner, too
49:10This is a pleasant surprise
49:12Thanks for having me, Mrs. McAllister
49:13Oh, please, after all these years
49:15Call me Audrey
49:17Thank you, Audrey
49:18Should I start calling you Audrey?
49:20No
49:21Connor
49:22Connor, I hope I didn't take your seat
49:23Oh, that's okay
49:24That's where he eats
49:25If you prefer the counter, I'll take the chair
49:27You are the guest
49:28I'm good
49:29You sure?
49:30I got a lovely view of our neighbor's bird feeder
49:32Quite the show
49:34Maybe later
49:35So I have things at the shop
49:38Great
49:38Just great
49:39We got that new computer
49:41And a dancing balloon guy
49:44I don't know what that is
49:45Well, it's a balloon guy that goes like this
49:49That does not help me
49:51Well, we're also talking about
49:53Opening up another shop
49:54In Nacogdoches
49:55Wow
49:56Incredible
49:57When were you going to tell me?
49:59Well, there's nothing to tell
50:00We're just chewing the fat
50:01Chewing the fat?
50:02It's a thing
50:03People say it
50:04I'm just delighted to hear
50:06That things are looking up
50:07Thank you, Audrey
50:08And let's not wait so long
50:09Before you come back for another meal
50:11Great
50:12One time's breakfast
50:14Oh, sure, I'm joking
50:21What are you doing?
50:23I got a toe
50:24I didn't hear your pager
50:26Well, I mean
50:26You were snoring pretty loud, so
50:30Is something going on?
50:32No
50:32I'm just trying to make a living
50:35I know you're lying about Nacogdoches
50:37What?
50:38Why would you say that?
50:39You have a tell, Georgie
50:41I do not
50:42You get extra country
50:44When you're hiding something
50:44Oh, that's a whole heap of hogwash
50:48There's nothing to worry about
50:49Go back to sleep
50:51Love you
50:52Love you, too
50:54You lying country bump cat
51:04Any cameras?
51:06I don't see any
51:07Okay
51:08Just like we planned
51:13What are you doing?
51:14Giving you a boost
51:15I don't need a boost
51:16Excuse me for trying to be helpful
51:19Would you like a boost?
51:20I ain't too proud for a boost
51:28Careful
51:29Dude, there's razor wire under my nuts
51:31I'm being careful
51:41Okay, your turn
51:42Okay, your turn
51:44Kind of wish you took the boost now, don't you?
51:47I got this
51:52Can I ask you a question?
51:54Sure
51:54I'm not doing anything
51:57Do you think I ever sound extra country?
52:00Seriously?
52:01You sound like if a banjo could talk
52:10I hope this works
52:12It will
52:12My ex-girlfriend did it to my truck
52:15She sounds crazy
52:16I have a type
52:22Serves him right for talking trash about my mom
52:24What'd he say?
52:26He called her attractive
52:30Her name was Charmaine
52:33Had bright red hair
52:35Like Annie?
52:37Who?
52:38Little Orphan Annie
52:39Hard Knock Life
52:40Sandy the Dog
52:42I have no idea what you're talking about
52:44I usually don't like musicals
52:46But that one is magical
52:56Uh-oh
52:57God, God
52:58I'm climbing, I'm climbing
53:13Nice dog
53:19Hey
53:22Come back, Slate
53:25Did you take a shower?
53:27Uh, yeah
53:27Why?
53:29What do you mean, why?
53:31Why don't I want to be clean
53:32Before I get in the bed
53:32With the woman I love?
53:37Alright, what's going on?
53:39Nothing
53:39I just got some grease on me
53:41From the toe
53:41And I didn't want to run the sheets
53:43I've seen you wipe your nose
53:44On the sheets
53:46I can't wipe it on my sleeve
53:47I can't wipe it on the sheets
53:48I cannot win with you
53:50Just tell me the truth
53:51I done told you
53:52Ain't nothing going on
53:55You done told me?
53:58I had some urgent
53:59Toad truck business
54:00To attend to
54:01Mm-hmm
54:02And I'm speaking like a Yankee
54:04So you know it's true
54:06Fine, whatever
54:08Don't be mad
54:09I'm not
54:12Are you lying?
54:13You bet your britches I ain't
54:20Hello?
54:21Back here
54:27Hi
54:28Georgie's out on its own
54:30Actually, I'm here to see you
54:31Me?
54:35Yeah, you
54:38Is Georgie in some kind of trouble?
54:40Trouble?
54:41Gosh, I hope not
54:44He left around midnight
54:45He said he had a toe
54:47Uh-huh
54:49Did he have a toe?
54:51Uh-huh
54:54Hey!
54:55Come on, Ruben
54:56I know something's going on
54:56You gotta tell me
54:57I got nothing to tell
54:59Where were you last night?
55:00Home
55:01The whole time?
55:02The whole time
55:03Then why did Georgie say
55:04You were with him?
55:05Nice try
55:06What?
55:07You can't trick a guy
55:08Who's seen every episode
55:09Of Murder, She Wrote
55:11It's my abuela's favorite
55:14All right
55:14Guess we're done here
55:16Oh
55:17One more thing
55:18We also watch Columbo
55:24Georgie, are you there?
55:2610-4, copy
55:28You can just say yes
55:30Yes
55:31Hey, I got a pen of enter
55:32On 287
55:33You free for a toe
55:35I got one on the hitch
55:36Did you holler at Faginbucker?
55:38Yeah, apparently
55:39They're out of commission
55:41You don't say
55:43Be there as soon as I can
55:49Thank you for your business
55:57Welcome
55:57I'm serious
55:58It means a lot to us
55:59Okay
56:00No one prepares you
56:00For the pressure
56:01Of running your own shop
56:03What it takes
56:03To keep your head above water
56:04I gotta go
56:05Sure
56:06Appreciate ya
56:08Hey, thank you for your business
56:09Okay, jeez
56:11Want to help me get this
56:12And pile off the truck?
56:13I got another toe
56:13Your wife was here
56:14Asking a lot of questions
56:15About what?
56:16About last night
56:17What'd you tell her?
56:18Nothing
56:18Said you're on a toe
56:19Thank you
56:22Weird
56:23What?
56:24I showered
56:24But I swear
56:25I can still smell the bleach
56:26Let me see
56:27I smell banana
56:28I did have a banana
56:29There you go
56:31Oh, snow bleach?
56:32No
56:32How about me?
56:34I just smell rubber
56:35And what is that, Old Spice?
56:37Sugar
56:38Nice
56:39I should try some
56:40We can't smell the same
56:41People will talk
56:47Georgie?
56:48Yeah?
56:51Are you taking another shower?
56:53My mom always said
56:55Cleanliness is next to godliness
57:00Georgie, you're really starting to worry me
57:02Why?
57:04You're sneaking out at night
57:05You're taking a bunch of showers
57:07So?
57:10So, that's what people do
57:11When they're having an affair
57:13What?
57:15I have an affair?
57:16Well, then what the hell's going on?
57:18Nothing
57:20I'm not stupid
57:23It's just work stuff
57:24I promise
57:25That you won't tell me about?
57:27I can't
57:30Okay
57:31Mandy, come on
57:35Watching your man take a shower
57:38Nice
57:55Hey
57:56What you doing?
57:57Oh, just enjoying a little me time
57:59Oh
58:00All right, I'll leave you to it
58:01Oh, no, hop in
58:07Music?
58:08Please, no
58:10Okay
58:12How many of those you had?
58:14Why so many showers?
58:15Why so many beers?
58:16Does everyone in your family keep count?
58:19I'm gonna go out and live here, son
58:21Something bothering you?
58:23Absolutely not
58:24Something going on at work?
58:29Yes
58:30Yeah
58:31You wanna talk about it?
58:33No
58:34Just didn't realize
58:35Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty
58:36To get things done
58:38Well, I've been there
58:40What?
58:41You have?
58:41Mm-hmm
58:43Well, he's gotta do what he's gotta do
58:45To take care of his family
58:47You saying you got dirty hands?
58:50That was a long time ago
58:51I was just getting started
58:53Is Mrs. McAllister now?
58:55Nope
58:59Was it worth it?
59:02Yeah
59:04Phew
59:04Good to hear
59:07But I will tell you
59:08There was a time
59:09When I had a full head of hair
59:13Dang
59:17Was Bandy?
59:18No
59:19I don't wanna worry her
59:20Good man
59:23I don't feel like a good man
59:27That's cause you're a good man
59:35When do you stop feeling guilty?
59:37Well, for me, it's after a six-pack
59:40I'm bigger than you, so drink accordingly
59:41I don't know
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