- 9 hours ago
How to Break a Dilf - Full [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
Category
š„
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:18and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about.
00:00:29Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here,
00:00:56so you showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:20You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:22You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:41Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time,
00:01:45just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:48I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot DILF?
00:01:58Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:13OMG, that is so you two.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:20Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:23Yes, sir.
00:02:27Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:34Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:45That ain't gonna get me enough for.
00:02:51Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think-
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do what you told.
00:03:09Don't make a sound.
00:03:10Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:13You want them to hear you, Mom?
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:24Shh.
00:03:25I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:27I don't know.
00:03:43Lisa.
00:03:47What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting is important.
00:03:51Daydreaming again.
00:03:53Hey.
00:03:54Come here.
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57Project the demo for me.
00:03:59Sophie.
00:03:59Snap out of it.
00:04:01This is work.
00:04:01You need to focus.
00:04:05Oh my god.
00:04:07I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:11I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:13I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:18Wait.
00:04:19Your dad's best friend?
00:04:21Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie.
00:04:26That's literally disgusting.
00:04:29That's enough.
00:04:31Sophie stay here.
00:04:32Everybody else get out.
00:04:32Meeting's over.
00:04:33Boss.
00:04:34What she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:37We should put her in line.
00:04:39Get out.
00:04:40All of you.
00:04:41Let's go.
00:04:48Sophie.
00:04:48This is an important meeting.
00:04:50I told you to be focused.
00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me what I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend.
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:05:00He's not even going to ask.
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:06No, Sophie.
00:05:08Some things you can't take them back once you say them.
00:05:16No, Sophie.
00:05:22You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:23Don't say that.
00:05:24It's not like that.
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:27I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog and
00:05:31children that run around in the backyard.
00:05:34That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:41Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:42I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:45I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere.
00:05:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:55You can't just give us one chance just to try.
00:05:58No.
00:05:59You're my best friend's daughter.
00:06:00I'm not going to do George like that.
00:06:01If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:06:04He will shoot me.
00:06:06Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:10Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:13Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:16Wait.
00:06:17Does that mean you like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No.
00:06:24No.
00:06:24It's one of the small reasons.
00:06:25It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:28I'm old.
00:06:29I'm divorced.
00:06:31You're young.
00:06:32You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:38I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:41Well, I don't want you.
00:06:45I see.
00:06:48I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:54Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:06:57But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:01Damn it.
00:07:08Of course, you didn't follow me. Why would...
00:07:13You mean that right?
00:07:15It's running pretty hard.
00:07:16No, thanks.
00:07:22No!
00:07:23Stop!
00:07:28Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
00:07:30Okay? He's gonna know when I don't show up.
00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:34You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:35We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:42Do you want money? I have money.
00:07:44I don't need you.
00:07:45We don't want money?
00:07:47She's so fucking hot.
00:07:49I get to go first.
00:07:51What are you doing?
00:07:52Please, please let me go.
00:07:55Let me go!
00:07:57Sophie!
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:14Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:26You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:38Take another step or bring your fucking brains out.
00:08:44Get on the ground!
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground!
00:08:50Don't kill us!
00:08:51Please don't kill us!
00:08:53We'll never happen again.
00:08:54Please, buddy.
00:08:55I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:08:57911, what's your emergency?
00:08:59Tell I have an attempted rape.
00:09:01Two white males, mid-twenties.
00:09:03The corner at 46 and 30.
00:09:06Listen, bro, just...
00:09:08Ah!
00:09:10Now you guys are gonna sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:15I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:09:18You alright?
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:37Sophie.
00:09:39Stop staring at me.
00:09:41I wasn't staring.
00:09:42I just...
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:50It's nothing.
00:09:53I'm gonna get you some dry clothes.
00:09:55He still came looking for me.
00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:01Here, you can change into this.
00:10:14What the hell are you doing?
00:10:15You told me to get changed.
00:10:17In the bathroom?
00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:20So, what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself.
00:10:37Liar.
00:10:47Okay, let me get this wound holed up for you.
00:10:51I sound fine.
00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep.
00:10:54You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:10:56Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:11:02If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie.
00:11:07I'm tired.
00:11:09I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:16And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:27Why are you hurt?
00:11:33You have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter.
00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:44You're hurt, that means you want me.
00:11:46It means I'm a healthy man.
00:11:48You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:11:50But don't get it twisted.
00:11:52This isn't love.
00:11:54This isn't affection.
00:11:56It's biology.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05If you want to be a scaredy-cat and hide your feelings, I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:12It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:14I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:15You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:23Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:27Where is he?
00:12:34There he is.
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie.
00:12:48There he is.
00:12:49Be cool, Sophie.
00:12:51I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:12:57So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:13:00You're barely 21.
00:13:14Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:15To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:19Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:21Trust me. I've wished him plenty.
00:13:23Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:25That's my fifth step-mom.
00:13:27She's 30.
00:13:28Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:32Your father loves you. You know that.
00:13:35I know he does. He's my dad.
00:13:38But the real question is...
00:13:40Do you?
00:13:47Sophie, you're drunk.
00:13:51Oh, there you guys are.
00:13:55Hey, Dottie.
00:13:56Hey, Dottie.
00:13:58Welcome.
00:13:59Congratulations.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:06She's drunk.
00:14:08I'm gonna take her down the lake.
00:14:09Maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:14:11Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Only these bastards thinking it's his easy prey because he's tipsy.
00:14:17He's the only one I trust around here.
00:14:29You need a suit to every girl.
00:14:31You're not every girl.
00:14:32I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:35Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:42I'm tipsy, okay? Just let me rest.
00:14:59That sucks.
00:15:03Fine. I'll stop bothering you then.
00:15:12Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:15Sophie!
00:15:27Sophie?
00:15:28Sophie!
00:15:29Wake up!
00:15:30Hey!
00:15:30Thank you, can you want me to make a new one like.
00:15:31Bye.
00:15:31Hey!
00:15:31Hey!
00:15:32Hey!
00:15:32Hey!
00:15:33Hey!
00:15:33Hey!
00:15:42Hey!
00:15:46Hey!
00:15:58so that was my first kiss
00:16:03so that was my first kiss
00:16:06her first kiss?
00:16:08which means Sophie's still a virgin
00:16:11that wasn't a kiss, that was CPR
00:16:14what the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:16you scared the shit out of me, that's not funny
00:16:19if you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:25next time I'm going to let you drown
00:16:31I love you
00:16:37this is crazy
00:16:39mergers and acquisitions
00:16:41weapons, things like that
00:16:47nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:16:49you have to stop thinking about it
00:16:51alright alright
00:16:53it is late
00:16:54it is my wedding night
00:16:57and we
00:17:00are going back to our tent
00:17:03you all have fun
00:17:05and we will see you tomorrow
00:17:08come on baby
00:17:16ow
00:17:17I'm pretty tired too
00:17:18so
00:17:20tired of my tent
00:17:20I'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:47where you are
00:17:48where you are
00:18:14Mr. Delancey, we're in your office
00:18:16anyone can walk by
00:18:19so what?
00:18:20I'm the CEO
00:18:21let him wash
00:18:23you know ever since you joined this company
00:18:25it's taken my full will power
00:18:27and I can kiss you every day
00:18:28and you're with Sophie
00:18:30then kiss me boss man
00:18:38I'm gonna fight to rap against this window
00:18:41I know what kind of experience you had with these boys
00:18:44but
00:18:45are you about to have a little guy from around there?
00:18:48yes
00:18:49yes
00:18:50what?
00:18:51yes sir, please help me
00:19:03I heard you calling my name?
00:19:13are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:19:16what? no
00:19:17why are you in my tent?
00:19:20get out
00:19:20you're not gonna get out of this one Jesse
00:19:23you can't call my name
00:19:24let me see that
00:19:25and
00:19:26still pretend
00:19:26you don't have feelings for me
00:19:33what do you want me to say?
00:19:34you want to tell you
00:19:35yes, yes
00:19:36I find you attractive
00:19:37I'm very attracted to you
00:19:38but
00:19:38any man would be in their right mind
00:19:40you're beautiful
00:19:41you're
00:19:42kind
00:19:42you're sexy
00:19:43you checked every box
00:19:44alright, is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:46that doesn't mean that we can be together
00:19:49yes
00:19:49that's exactly what I wanted to hear
00:19:51do you know how happy I am right now?
00:19:53let's go
00:19:54let's go
00:20:17where's your bro?
00:20:18I didn't wear one
00:20:19I didn't wear one
00:20:24fuck you
00:20:33Jesse, I want you
00:20:35want me to what?
00:20:37I want you to make love to me
00:20:39what are you talking?
00:20:41I want you inside of me now
00:20:42I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse
00:20:45this is what I've been waiting for
00:20:51so that was my first case
00:20:54Sophie's still a virgin
00:20:56you're a virgin
00:20:58yeah
00:20:58so it's not a big deal
00:20:59fuck me
00:21:00what the hell am I doing?
00:21:03stop
00:21:06we have to stop
00:21:06we have to stop
00:21:07we can't do this
00:21:07what? why?
00:21:09I can't be the one that takes your virginity
00:21:11you have to deal with somebody that you love
00:21:13someone your own age
00:21:14not
00:21:14a man like me
00:21:16you are the man I love
00:21:17why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:18I've been waiting for you
00:21:21I'm sorry we can't do this
00:21:22this
00:21:23this should have never happened
00:21:34he's such a jerk
00:21:35I was practically naked in front of him
00:21:37and he chickened out because I'm a virgin
00:21:39what if he just can't?
00:21:41you know like
00:21:42erectile dysfunction?
00:21:44no! I felt it!
00:21:45it was hard as a rock
00:21:45oh
00:21:46then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:49well
00:21:49as your best friend
00:21:51I will help you bang him
00:21:52how?
00:21:53he said it's because you're a virgin
00:21:55right?
00:21:56what if
00:21:57we make him think that you're
00:21:59not
00:22:04the fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:06exploit the three sins
00:22:07that they always fall for
00:22:09step one
00:22:11last
00:22:12sex is their basic instinct
00:22:14and no guy
00:22:16can resist a smart seduction
00:22:18especially
00:22:18from a beauty like you
00:22:24but I've tried
00:22:25like
00:22:25so many times
00:22:26the lake
00:22:27the tent
00:22:27seduction doesn't seem to work
00:22:29so then step two
00:22:30greed
00:22:32if he's not craving you now
00:22:33we will make sure that he does
00:22:35we'll play that game
00:22:36push
00:22:37pull
00:22:37repeat
00:22:38okay wait wait wait
00:22:42then step three
00:22:43envy
00:22:45let's bring in some competition
00:22:47might like
00:22:47someone
00:22:48who looks
00:22:50nothing
00:22:50like him
00:22:51will make him
00:22:52feel like
00:22:53threatened
00:22:54and jealous
00:22:54and like I said
00:22:55all we have to do
00:22:56is make him
00:22:57think
00:22:58that you're not a virgin anymore
00:23:02you're a big
00:23:03lifesaver Kelly
00:23:04I owe you huge
00:23:05if this works
00:23:06oh trust me
00:23:06it will work
00:23:12but how do I do stuff too
00:23:14I mean how do I make him feel like
00:23:16he can't have me
00:23:17but still care about me
00:23:19gotta quit your bad habits
00:23:20alright no no no texting
00:23:22stop calling
00:23:22two weeks
00:23:23total silence
00:23:25two weeks
00:23:25you'll completely forget about me
00:23:27trust me
00:23:28in two weeks
00:23:29we will go somewhere
00:23:31where he'll hate
00:23:32running into you
00:23:34then
00:23:35he won't be able to help himself
00:23:39somewhere he'll hate
00:23:40running into me
00:23:52come on go do what I told you
00:23:55he's literally looking over here
00:23:57right now
00:23:58Mark totally has the hots for you
00:24:00are you sure
00:24:01I don't even know that guy
00:24:02listen
00:24:03we went to college together
00:24:04so I can tell you
00:24:05that he is like
00:24:06super reliable
00:24:08and he's hot
00:24:09and he's rich
00:24:10I mean he will definitely
00:24:12make Jesse jealous
00:24:13and he has been eyeing you all night
00:24:16do you even want your hot daddy or not
00:24:42she used to text me all the time
00:24:43she used to text me all the time
00:24:44she used to text me in two weeks
00:24:50what?
00:24:51he took him out
00:24:51he took him over there
00:24:51somewhere in the clouds
00:24:54it's my shining Lone
00:24:56but I
00:24:57I
00:24:57I
00:24:57I
00:24:59I
00:25:01I
00:25:01I
00:25:03I
00:25:05I
00:25:06I
00:25:06I
00:25:10I
00:25:14I
00:25:15I
00:25:15I
00:25:15I
00:25:16I
00:25:16I
00:25:17I
00:25:18I
00:25:19I
00:25:19I
00:25:19I
00:25:21I
00:25:26I
00:25:29I
00:25:29I
00:25:39I
00:25:39I
00:25:39I
00:25:39I
00:25:40I
00:25:51I
00:25:51I
00:25:51I
00:25:51I
00:25:58I
00:25:58I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:02I
00:26:07I
00:26:10I
00:26:11I
00:26:11I
00:26:11I
00:26:12I
00:26:17I
00:26:20I
00:26:21I
00:26:26I
00:26:28I
00:26:29I
00:26:30I
00:26:30I
00:26:34Why'd you come?
00:26:37Were you worried about me?
00:26:40Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:26:45Jealous?
00:26:46You sent me that text message alluring me here, don't play smart.
00:26:48You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:53I
00:26:59It's your choice.
00:27:00Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:05The truth is is that
00:27:08Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:09He's like a total control freak and he is super strict.
00:27:14She's fucking 21. She can do whatever she wants.
00:27:16Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:19Please.
00:27:21And really, I think you guys should make such a cute couple.
00:27:24I really do think you should blur chat.
00:27:36Fine. Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:40Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:43Do what exactly?
00:27:44Lose my virginity to Mark.
00:27:46That kid's a walking STD. He's not right for you.
00:27:49Sophie.
00:27:51I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:53I think we should totally catch up and burn it.
00:27:58Hey, uncle.
00:28:01Sophie's 21.
00:28:04I think you can chillax, fright, or having fun.
00:28:07I'm sure she gets all safe.
00:28:10Come with me.
00:28:13Jesse.
00:28:14Last chance. Do I go?
00:28:18You can do whatever you are.
00:28:20Or someone come here tonight.
00:28:23Great.
00:28:28I'll see you later then.
00:28:47Hey, don't knock the door.
00:28:49Okay, okay.
00:28:50Just phone some privacy.
00:28:51You want a drink?
00:28:52No. I'm fine.
00:28:59A guy and a girl.
00:29:02Alone.
00:29:03In a room.
00:29:06I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:08I respect her decision.
00:29:10Jesus.
00:29:11Will you just man up?
00:29:12You're here, right?
00:29:13You obviously care about her.
00:29:15I mean, are you really gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?
00:29:21It's more complicated than you think.
00:29:25Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:27Um, I'm not ready.
00:29:29We barely know each other.
00:29:30Come on.
00:29:31It's just a little kiss.
00:29:32I won't do anything else.
00:29:33I'm sorry.
00:29:33I don't think I can do this.
00:29:35Why'd you go into my room?
00:29:36Are you just letting me out for fun?
00:29:38You're right.
00:29:39I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:40I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:42You can't even change your mind about things.
00:29:44None of this, okay?
00:29:45No! Get off of me!
00:29:54She said no, motherfucker!
00:29:59Come on. You're coming home with me.
00:30:00Now.
00:30:02Oh.
00:30:09Oh, fuck. Why does he look so mad?
00:30:12Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:14Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:16Well, you look mad.
00:30:18And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age.
00:30:22So I did, and now you're upset?
00:30:25I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:27What were you going to do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:30Was your friend going to help you?
00:30:32What are you going to do?
00:30:33Are you going to sleep with some random guy despite me?
00:30:35What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:37Okay, fine.
00:30:38I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:39But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:41Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:30:43I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass
00:30:49woman.
00:30:50But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:30:55You have feelings for me too, you're just too scared to admit it.
00:31:01Okay, fine.
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:02I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:29I'm sorry.
00:31:30Okay, fine.
00:31:30Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:34You're like, fine.
00:31:34You're like, it's fine.
00:31:35George, what's up?
00:31:37Sophie's semester starts soon, and she has to transfer to another apartment,
00:31:40but, uh, we're gonna be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:31:45The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:31:49Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:31:52Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:55Just until the, uh, until the lease starts?
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01What did you say?
00:32:06We gotta pack your stuff up.
00:32:07Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:09Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:23Can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:32:28Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts, then you gotta go.
00:32:31Back to being a cold hard ass.
00:32:33So, are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:37Because you did kiss me.
00:32:38Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:43That was my fault. I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:45I don't want you to feel bad. I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:52That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:54Because I'm gonna kiss you too.
00:33:08Your father trusts me.
00:33:10I can't betray his trust.
00:33:12My dad probably doesn't even care. You're just assuming that he does.
00:33:15I know him. I know men.
00:33:17If he found out about us, whatever this is, he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:24So what? You're just gonna give up on us then?
00:33:37Just give me time.
00:33:39Meaning?
00:33:40After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:33:43So you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:33:48Yes.
00:33:51Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:33:53And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:33:57Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy.
00:34:00So I'm not gonna run away from this, but I want to do it on my terms.
00:34:05Okay, what are your terms?
00:34:09Rule number one.
00:34:13No sex.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:15No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:34:19Rule number two.
00:34:21No flirting.
00:34:23No tempting me.
00:34:24It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:26I can't promise anything.
00:34:28Rule number three.
00:34:29You're here for a week.
00:34:30When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:34:34This is nothing like what I expected.
00:34:36I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:39That's so far away.
00:34:44My house.
00:34:46My rules.
00:34:50Come on, I'll show you your room.
00:34:55Right.
00:34:55I'm over.
00:34:57Okay, let's go.
00:35:03I didn't know that.
00:35:03So, this is you.
00:35:05I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:35:16Seems like there's things I don't know about you
00:35:18I've told you I'm not some good girl
00:35:20But if you want a good girl
00:35:21I can play the part
00:35:30Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:33Jessie
00:35:34I, uh
00:35:35Rule number two
00:35:37You're flirting
00:35:44I'm gonna confiscate this
00:36:01He's taking a shower
00:36:06Same roof tonight
00:36:07Same bed soon
00:36:31Nope, this is killing me
00:36:33I'm getting that vibrator back
00:36:39Jessie
00:36:40Jessie
00:36:49Where did he hide?
00:37:02What the?
00:37:07Milfs?
00:37:08That's what goes on to them?
00:37:11So he likes older women?
00:37:13I can't fight a battle blindfolded
00:37:16I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over
00:37:22No secret it is
00:37:40Holy shit, so rough
00:37:43Baby why you call me dead, I feel alone
00:37:49Looks like you found out the secret
00:37:55What are you doing in front of me?
00:37:58I just came to get my things
00:38:04You don't follow directions too well
00:38:11How should I punish you?
00:38:13Fine
00:38:24How?
00:38:29She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now
00:38:35Why'd you sneak into my life?
00:38:37Just watch porn?
00:38:39I just wanted to know what you like
00:38:43Did you figure it out?
00:38:45You like cop, moms?
00:38:47Hm
00:38:48No
00:38:50Keep guessing
00:38:51I feel something hard against my like
00:38:55Got you for that right
00:38:56I feel something hard against my like
00:39:03Got you for that right
00:39:05But Jessie
00:39:08The rule is no flirting
00:39:16That girl will be the death of me
00:39:29What is he doing?
00:39:32What is he doing?
00:39:46Yo me
00:39:55You hungry?
00:39:57You hungry?
00:39:57There's practice inside
00:39:58You have one more cell, I'll join you
00:40:01That's cheating
00:40:03I'll join you.
00:40:06Let me help.
00:40:20God damn it, I almost had him.
00:40:21God damn it.
00:40:31At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:44No.
00:40:50Running away?
00:40:51You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:55I'll handle the rest.
00:41:07You gonna eat?
00:41:08Nope.
00:41:09I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:41:14We'll work out.
00:41:31Kid, I'm trying to wash.
00:41:33Is that my shirt?
00:41:38So am I distracting you?
00:41:46You're breaking rules.
00:41:48No flirting.
00:41:50But I skipped that.
00:41:52And so?
00:41:54You're hungry.
00:42:07No underwear?
00:42:08Uh-uh.
00:42:11I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:13So what now?
00:42:14You didn't punish me at last time?
00:42:15Is that what you are?
00:42:16You don't wanna be cluttered?
00:42:18No.
00:42:23Punish me harder, please.
00:42:32You really do deserve to be punished.
00:42:35Yeah, so punish me now.
00:42:36You're coming up the stairs.
00:42:38So high.
00:42:40So high.
00:42:40Off a midnight glare.
00:42:42One touch.
00:42:43Gonna have to shut.
00:42:48I've needed this for so long.
00:42:54I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:43:05I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:20This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:43:25You stay here.
00:43:27Think about what you've done.
00:43:35You stay here.
00:43:36Jessie.
00:43:39I'm back.
00:43:44Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:49I'm Jessie's wife.
00:43:59Ask wife, Karen.
00:44:00We're divorced.
00:44:01Hmm?
00:44:02Why are you here?
00:44:03I came for what's mine.
00:44:04There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:44:10I'm not leaving without it.
00:44:22I miss you
00:44:23You know the club really hasn't been the same since you
00:44:25Oh my god, his ex-wife is here
00:44:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:31No, I know
00:44:34Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:39Don't bother, kiddo
00:44:40I know this place better than you
00:44:43And I know Jesse better than you
00:44:45He'll bore of you soon enough
00:44:48Get what you came for and get out
00:44:50And leave her out of this
00:44:52Jesse
00:44:54Still angry?
00:44:57I came for the engagement ring
00:45:00An engagement ring, of course
00:45:02They were married after all
00:45:05I decided to keep it after all
00:45:12It's in my dressing room
00:45:20This was my dressing room
00:45:23Stay out of it
00:45:24I can handle my own shit
00:45:28Sorry
00:45:29Sorry
00:45:29This is my room now
00:45:32Oh, sweetie
00:45:34So, uh, you two still don't share a bed?
00:45:37So what?
00:45:38I'm his girlfriend now
00:45:40Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:45:44And right here
00:45:49Sorry, no rings in there
00:45:50Just my dekabaz that God gave me for free
00:45:54Looks like he might have given me yours, too
00:45:58You
00:45:59Little
00:46:01Bitch
00:46:04That's enough
00:46:05That's your last warning
00:46:06You need to leave
00:46:07I'm gonna call the cops
00:46:08Jesse
00:46:10I know you still love me
00:46:12Trust me
00:46:14That was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:46:16Now I just regret meeting you
00:46:17You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse
00:46:21You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry
00:46:34So, you were married to that?
00:46:36It's a choice I regret deeply
00:46:38Right, but you proposed, after all
00:46:40If you weren't into Karen, you can't provoke her
00:46:43She's dangerous
00:46:44So, why did you marry her?
00:46:47I'm gonna get you in a room with the Ritz-Carlton
00:46:49I'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:46:52What?
00:46:53You're kicking me out for her
00:46:54It's not safe for you here
00:46:56Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here
00:46:59Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie
00:47:01I don't love her
00:47:10I love you
00:47:16Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:47:24Okay, don't be mad
00:47:26How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now?
00:47:33Good, maybe you'll finally leave
00:47:39Nope
00:47:41I fought so hard to get in this house
00:47:42I'm not just gonna leave
00:47:45Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:47:55Get your mother out of the gutter
00:47:57So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:59And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:48:02She lied to me
00:48:04About everything
00:48:06And she cheated on me
00:48:08When I finally saw who she truly was
00:48:10I was appalled by the fact that I married her
00:48:14Oh, shit
00:48:15Sorry
00:48:17Sometimes you don't know who a person is
00:48:18Even when you're married to them
00:48:23I'm gonna take a nap
00:48:34I'm staying
00:48:35But
00:48:36I'll behave
00:48:37Okay
00:48:38I'll follow all the rules
00:48:40No more seduction attempts
00:48:42Please don't make me leave
00:48:45Fine
00:48:47You leave on the first day of school
00:48:48Yes
00:48:49I knew you'd cave
00:48:52Oh
00:48:53I'll get it
00:48:56Karen won't make a move yet
00:48:57I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts
00:49:01Jesse
00:49:01A neighborhood party?
00:49:04Okay
00:49:06Dear Mr. Delancey
00:49:08I'm throwing a get-together
00:49:09And would be delighted if you would join us
00:49:11It would be a great time with neighbors
00:49:13Please feel free to bring your partner
00:49:15The theme is Bridgerton
00:49:17So come dressed to impress
00:49:19Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:21And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:24Bring your partner
00:49:25It'll be fun
00:49:26Hard pass
00:49:28You do want to show me off
00:49:32A few days left
00:49:33Might as well let her have this
00:49:35Fine
00:49:37Yes
00:49:37Jesse, you're the best
00:49:54Ta-da!
00:49:54It's cute, right?
00:49:57Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:59Hey, you're the one that phoned it in
00:50:00But at least I won't have a dress to run
00:50:06I almost forgot my apple crumble
00:50:09Let's go
00:50:13Hello?
00:50:14Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line
00:50:16He requested an emergency meeting
00:50:18Alright, I'm on the way
00:50:20Work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah
00:50:23Go ahead, I'll meet at the parties
00:50:25Go, I'll try my neighbors
00:50:34Hello
00:50:35I'm here for the
00:50:39There you are
00:50:41The party
00:50:45Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party
00:50:49And she's dressed so uniquely
00:50:53Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:51:00Oh, poor maid
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for
00:51:04Oh, and then don't rush off
00:51:06You know everybody here
00:51:09Stay
00:51:10And play
00:51:13Is this for me?
00:51:15No
00:51:19It looks delicious
00:51:26I spilled it
00:51:28It's not like anyone was gonna eat that garbage anyway
00:51:33She is the intern who fantasized about
00:51:35Banking Jessie at the meeting
00:51:37Ooh
00:51:39The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top
00:51:42Now, now, be nice
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss
00:51:47Shouldn't you call her
00:51:48Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:50Oh, Karen
00:51:51The only Mrs. Delancey here is you
00:51:55Not some trashy maid
00:51:57Who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:51:59Hmm
00:52:13Get away from me
00:52:17You set this up
00:52:18You're nothing but a street whore
00:52:23Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:52:28Okay, everybody
00:52:29Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth
00:52:32Get her
00:52:39Let go of me
00:52:41Someone help
00:52:42Someone help
00:52:42I didn't do anything
00:52:43Oh, save it
00:52:45Whore
00:52:45There's someone who cares
00:52:47Push her in
00:53:00You shouldn't
00:53:01You're not clean yet
00:53:03Hold her down
00:53:14Jess, we'll kill you for this
00:53:16Will the bus come after us
00:53:18No
00:53:18She's Karen
00:53:19And she is a nothing
00:53:21Who do you think will win
00:53:23Go on
00:53:24Whatever happens, I'll take the play
00:53:31Jessie
00:53:31Jessie
00:53:33Oh my god
00:53:35Sophie
00:53:37The fuck are you doing?
00:53:42What the fuck are you doing?
00:53:45Jesse, you tried to kill me
00:53:46Oh, I should never let you go
00:53:51You okay?
00:53:52All right, I'll be good.
00:53:55You have a problem.
00:53:56You come to me.
00:53:57You don't drag her into this.
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby.
00:54:00We were just playing around.
00:54:02We're just playing.
00:54:02Let's play.
00:54:03Let's talk about that.
00:54:07Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood.
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
00:54:13She's nothing.
00:54:14Yes, when your relationship was falling apart,
00:54:16Karen begged you over and over,
00:54:18and you still broke up with her.
00:54:20Exactly.
00:54:21And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk.
00:54:25Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:26Mistress?
00:54:27There was no mistress.
00:54:29She was the one that was cheating.
00:54:32No.
00:54:33You wouldn't.
00:54:35Yeah.
00:54:35You wouldn't.
00:54:36If I stopped loving you a long time ago,
00:54:39after all the lying and the cheating and the drug use,
00:54:42no.
00:54:44You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face,
00:54:46and no one will ever love you.
00:54:49OMG.
00:54:50She, she was the cheater?
00:54:52What a bitch.
00:54:53We all thought Jesse was the liar.
00:54:56Jesse, you know who my father is?
00:54:59And you know what happens when you cross?
00:55:01Yeah, I do.
00:55:02But if he wants to work, I'll give him one.
00:55:04Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you, no.
00:55:07I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
00:55:23Any one of you that touched her,
00:55:24I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.
00:55:26I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:28Mr. Delancey, wait, please.
00:55:30I can't lose this job.
00:55:32Wait.
00:55:41It's not my fault.
00:55:42I shouldn't drag you into this.
00:55:44Jesse.
00:55:46Love you?
00:55:48Jesse, I love you.
00:55:50Don't leave.
00:55:53I love you too.
00:55:54But you're not safe from me.
00:55:56You have to go.
00:56:04George, we have to talk.
00:56:07It's about your daughter.
00:56:18My dear.
00:56:19Hey!
00:56:20I trusted you.
00:56:21I trusted you as my only daughter.
00:56:23Dad, why are you here?
00:56:26So we are.
00:56:29Get away.
00:56:31He scared me to death.
00:56:33It was an accident.
00:56:34Jesse wasn't even there.
00:56:36Do not defend him.
00:56:37You are coming home with me.
00:56:39I'm not leaving.
00:56:42I start school soon.
00:56:44It's closer to here.
00:56:45I will drive you.
00:56:47I'm not going back.
00:56:49I...
00:56:50Sophie.
00:56:51Go with your father.
00:56:54You want me to leave?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:03You're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:57:07Do not talk to her like that.
00:57:09You mean, Mom?
00:57:12He'd be better off at home.
00:57:14Then I have to work.
00:57:16Come on.
00:57:17Come on.
00:57:18We are leaving.
00:57:20Dad, I...
00:57:21Just wait in the car.
00:57:21I have to pack my stuff very quick and say goodbye to Michael Jesse.
00:57:34See what really doing this?
00:57:36Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:57:38So that's it?
00:57:39But what about our deal?
00:57:40You said that after I dodged you...
00:57:41I'm just stalling to get you off my back.
00:57:46You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:57:56Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:57:59I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:58:02I tried so hard to make things work.
00:58:05But every time I make progress, you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:58:11I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us
00:58:15anymore.
00:58:17I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:58:22Goodbye, Jesse.
00:58:27I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:58:37Jesse, I love you.
00:58:38Don't leave.
00:58:41I love you.
00:58:42I love you too, Sophie.
00:58:44I love you.
00:58:56I love you.
00:59:15Hey, Dad.
00:59:16I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:59:20Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:24I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:25I just need a change of scenery, and if I can help some people along the way, even just one
00:59:29person, I'll be happy.
00:59:32Okay, sweetheart.
00:59:33I support you.
00:59:34Thanks, Dad.
00:59:47George, what are you doing?
00:59:48Hey, she came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:59:51Something's off with her.
00:59:53Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:55Maybe I should just come clean.
00:59:57Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked her out of the house.
00:59:59Don't worry about that.
01:00:00It hurts.
01:00:00She got into an argument.
01:00:02She'll come around.
01:00:03I don't think that's it.
01:00:06Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:00:08I mean, always laying, always working, getting remarried.
01:00:13Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:00:18I just know there's something else.
01:00:21Either somebody broke up with her, or somebody cheated on her, because she's moving to China.
01:00:26She's what?
01:00:28Calm down.
01:00:29The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:00:30She's only going there for a year.
01:00:32She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen, and...
01:00:35You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:38George, what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:41We don't know anybody over there.
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:45Jesse, she's going to be fine.
01:00:47She's joining a group out there.
01:00:48And I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:00:52You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:54Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:00:59George's thinking, he said, why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:02You're my best friend.
01:01:03Practically wise to grow up.
01:01:05Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:06I guess I just need to be patient.
01:01:08Better tell me when she's ready.
01:01:11Anyway.
01:01:12All right, well, I'll get out of your hair.
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy.
01:01:15Coming to the coffin this weekend?
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:19When's her flight?
01:01:20She already left.
01:01:21It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:01:24Excuse me.
01:01:28Sorry.
01:01:34I was willing to die on this hill for us.
01:01:36But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:01:39I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:01:43You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:01:51Breaking news.
01:01:53Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:02:00Emergency services are on site.
01:02:02287 passengers are on board.
01:02:05No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:02:08That's Sophie's flight.
01:02:18This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport.
01:02:21Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:02:24I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:02:27LAX is shut down.
01:02:28My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:02:29I had to see if she's okay.
01:02:30Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:02:34Now, you can wait here with everyone else.
01:02:35And we'll have some information for you soon.
01:02:42I didn't push your wish, right?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:44I didn't say.
01:02:47I wish you turned just one last time around
01:02:53To see the stars above me
01:02:57Falling down
01:03:00Don't know why you're just gonna stay here apart
01:03:04You say goodbye
01:03:06Jessie?
01:03:07Jessie?
01:03:07I need more than I keep saying
01:03:08I need you for real
01:03:10Don't ever have a shake
01:03:13I need more than I keep saying
01:03:15I need you to be a
01:03:16I gotta be a drink
01:03:18So let's...
01:03:22Help me, help me
01:03:25Raise your arms, remind you
01:03:29To stop your mind
01:03:30Cause I just feel stuck in this time
01:03:34I thought I lost you
01:03:41I thought you were on that flight
01:03:42That wasn't my flight
01:03:44My flight's to Hong Kong
01:03:45But it got cancelled
01:03:47Thank God
01:03:49I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:03:52I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:54It's exhausting
01:03:55It was good to see you
01:03:59You're worth fighting for
01:04:00What?
01:04:06That night you left
01:04:06You told me
01:04:07You hoped that one day
01:04:08I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:04:10But I have
01:04:12It's you
01:04:13Alright?
01:04:14Just give me one more chance
01:04:15And I will prove to you
01:04:16That I'm done running
01:04:17I'm done running away from our feelings
01:04:19I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:04:20And die on this mountain for both of us
01:04:22And if the sky falls
01:04:23I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:04:26Just give me one more chance
01:04:28But what about my dad?
01:04:29You said he'll kill you
01:04:31I'll get him not to
01:04:34And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:36I'm only young once
01:04:38You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:04:40Anytime
01:04:41Whatever you want
01:04:43Whenever you want
01:04:45You know what he's waiting for?
01:04:46Take me home
01:04:59Oh my god
01:05:00I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:05:03To the man I love
01:05:10Can I join you?
01:05:17Oh that jacket I'm feeling for
01:05:19It's only good now
01:05:21It's just one more life
01:05:22You tell me
01:05:25Pulling me in
01:05:26Pushing me away
01:05:28Out of the game
01:05:29We all agree
01:05:30Tell me to go
01:05:31Does that feel good?
01:05:32Yes
01:05:34I'll make you feel even better
01:05:36Pulling my shape
01:05:37Pushing my waist
01:05:39We got the love
01:05:40Love the hate
01:05:41When I wanna go
01:05:43You make me stay
01:05:44I want it bad
01:05:46Yeah I want it bad
01:05:50Hurry up
01:05:52I'm not gonna hurry
01:05:53It's your first time
01:05:55I'm gonna get you as wet as possible
01:05:57So it doesn't hurt
01:06:22Finally I have you out of myself, Sophie
01:06:35You know I can't believe this is real
01:06:38You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:06:41I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:45Yeah I feel the same way too
01:06:47I'm gonna
01:06:49Middle aged man, divorced man like me
01:06:51You got a girl I do
01:06:52I'm undeserving
01:06:53You're not old
01:06:54Okay?
01:06:55Forties are a man's best year
01:06:56Oh yeah
01:06:58Well I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:06:59Because I'm gonna die
01:07:01Way before you do
01:07:02I don't know who's gonna take care of you
01:07:04That's why you need to quit smoking
01:07:06And then I'll start smoking
01:07:07And then we can die at the same age
01:07:10Eat your breakfast
01:07:11As soon as you're done
01:07:11I gotta drop you off at home
01:07:13Why? I can't stay?
01:07:14I have something to do
01:07:15It's pretty important
01:07:16So
01:07:18I called your dad
01:07:19I can't plead
01:07:22You what?
01:07:23Jesse
01:07:24You did not
01:07:25I'm a man, Sophie
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do
01:07:28I have to take responsibility
01:07:29For what I did last night
01:07:30Especially because you're George's daughter
01:07:31I don't want you to be here when he gets here
01:07:33Because coming at noon
01:07:35It might get violent
01:07:36Jesse
01:07:37I can't go
01:07:37Are you crazy?
01:07:38You said it yourself
01:07:39He will shoot you dead
01:07:40Like graveyard dead
01:07:42He's not gonna shoot me
01:07:43He might punch me in the face
01:07:45But he's not gonna shoot me
01:07:50You motherfucker
01:07:51I know your ass is in it
01:07:52Get your ass out
01:07:53Well, looks like it's too late for me to go
01:07:56We're in this together
01:08:01I had a bad deal, you motherfucker
01:08:03I am gonna fucking kill you
01:08:05Sophie
01:08:06Sophie, get out of the way
01:08:08Sophie
01:08:09Go to your bedroom
01:08:10We'll talk to your dad
01:08:10That is my line
01:08:12You can't tell her that
01:08:14Sophie
01:08:15Go to your room
01:08:16Daddy, you can't kill him
01:08:18No, I'm gonna kill him, alright
01:08:19It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:21I chased Jesse first
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid
01:08:23And you
01:08:24You ought to know better
01:08:25You were twice her age
01:08:27How could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:08:32How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different
01:08:34He is not right for you
01:08:36You were 21 years old
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you
01:08:39Why would you want to pee with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:42I love him
01:08:47I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:08:53But I just can't
01:08:56My heart skips a beat
01:08:58Every time I see him
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it
01:09:02Or what it is
01:09:03But I know he's the one
01:09:05Okay?
01:09:05He's always been the one
01:09:07So if you're gonna shoot him
01:09:08You have to shoot me too
01:09:16You're gonna marry my daughter
01:09:18What?
01:09:19I
01:09:19Yes
01:09:20Yes, we
01:09:21I would love to
01:09:22With your permission
01:09:23Of course
01:09:24If you break her heart
01:09:25I'm gonna kill you
01:09:27If you cheat on her
01:09:29I'm gonna chop your dick off
01:09:30And slice you into fucking pieces
01:09:35That won't be necessary
01:09:36I think the world of your daughter
01:09:38All I want for her is to make sure
01:09:39That she feels loved and happy
01:09:42Alright
01:09:46Well that's the deal then
01:09:48Don't break it
01:09:53Oh my god
01:09:55Jesse
01:09:55Dad
01:09:56As my daughter
01:09:58You have my blessing
01:10:00As for you
01:10:01He's a man he understands
01:10:04That's alright
01:10:05And I probably deserve that
01:10:07Send me a bill for the wedding
01:10:09Till then
01:10:10Don't talk to me
01:10:18Selfie
01:10:19I love you
01:10:21I love you more
01:10:26Finally
01:10:27After a decade of waiting
01:10:29I landed the man of my dreams
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:33I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:36As for my dad
01:10:37I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:39Jeez dad
01:10:40You're like almost 50
01:10:41Well ladies
01:10:43Moral of the story is
01:10:44You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:10:48But the kind that stays with you
01:10:50Quietly
01:10:51Even through the years
01:10:52Because when it's real
01:10:54It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:56Love like that doesn't disappear
01:10:58It just waits
01:10:59For the right time
01:11:03You're not getting away from me
01:11:05Justy
01:11:05Then I can lose you to some dumb blonde
01:11:08You little bitch
01:11:11Just you wait
01:11:12This is the beginning of the end
Comments