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00:02This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:35Hello!
00:37I am Greg Davies.
00:40Welcome once more to Taskmaster.
00:42We all know the score.
00:43Five trophy-hungry comedians.
00:45Rip open some medieval envelopes
00:47and then run around having a breakdown,
00:50which I mark out of five.
00:51I'm a dreamer, and one day
00:53those cowards at Channel 4
00:55will take my Squid Games crossover proposal seriously.
00:58But for now, regrettably,
01:00it's only their careers that are in danger.
01:03Their names?
01:05Fatih Al Ghori!
01:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:08Jason Mandzuka!
01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:11Matthew Bainter!
01:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:13Rosie Ramsey!
01:15And Stevie Martin!
01:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:20And next to me, a man who wrote under a pseudonym
01:23to his local paper saying that he thinks
01:25disabled access regulations in shops
01:28our political correctness gone mad.
01:30LAUGHTER
01:31In the Cheshire Gazette, he's Dr Stephen Morris,
01:34but we know him!
01:37AND APPLAUSE
01:44Hi, Greg.
01:45I've created something just for you.
01:47OK.
01:48I've been working with the National Highways.
01:50I know you love driving.
01:53LAUGHTER
01:53And he's good at it.
01:55I've come up with some new road signs.
01:57I used to help everyone, really.
01:58This is, um...
01:59You know, sometimes there's quite a lot of flies.
02:02LAUGHTER
02:02So you'll drive more carefully.
02:05LAUGHTER
02:05Oh, gosh.
02:06OK, there's one.
02:07I've got a lot of these.
02:08This is, um, quiet zone on the road.
02:10Just...
02:11How many of these are there?
02:13We're halfway.
02:15OK, this is a little section of the road.
02:17Where it's back to the flies, really.
02:18Don't open your windows, open your mouth,
02:19cos of the fly.
02:20Same fly.
02:21LAUGHTER
02:22This one's for outside our house.
02:23Just try it more carefully.
02:26LAUGHTER
02:28LAUGHTER
02:28A little smile.
02:29There's a little smile.
02:31LAUGHTER
02:31That's a good one, eh?
02:33Yes, it's a very clever technique
02:35of lowering the comedic bar solo,
02:38but just the slightest hint of a joke...
02:40Yeah.
02:41..gets something.
02:41I know what I'm doing.
02:43LAUGHTER
02:44Right, let's crack on with the prize task.
02:46Oh, boring.
02:47Not really, cos I love the prize task.
02:50And this time, the category is...
02:51The thing that least suits its name
02:54if you shout it loudly
02:55while we're all looking at it on the screen.
02:57Whoa!
02:58Oh, my...
02:59Oh, Greg, we're not running out of ideas.
03:01And yes, Greg...
03:02LAUGHTER
03:03..you will give five points to the thing
03:05you think least suits its name
03:07when shouted loudly
03:08while we're all looking at it on the screen.
03:10And that is horn over and out.
03:12Right.
03:12Jason.
03:13Yes.
03:14What thing have you brought in
03:15that doesn't suit its name when it's shouted?
03:17So, will we show it
03:18and have the audience shout it
03:20immediately upon its arrival on screen?
03:23If that's what you'd like.
03:24This is your moment.
03:24That's what we're going to do.
03:25So, this is an album that I brought you
03:27by a great, wonderful band.
03:29Can we throw it up now, Alex?
03:32LAUGHTER
03:34LAUGHTER
03:35Now, where I come from,
03:37Fanny is a tush, it's a bum, right?
03:39But here I've been told it's not.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:42And it's quite rude.
03:43What have you been told it is here?
03:45It's a front bum.
03:46LAUGHTER
03:47That's what I call mine.
03:49LAUGHTER
03:50Never heard anyone call it a front bum except my mum.
03:52Oh, I call it that because your mum calls it that.
03:55LAUGHTER
03:56LAUGHTER
04:01I'm just happy she's getting laid.
04:03LAUGHTER
04:04Great start.
04:05OK.
04:06Who's next?
04:07It's only Stevie.
04:08I suppose the same.
04:09We just put it up and everyone shouts it.
04:11Show it, show it.
04:13SHOW COCK!
04:15It's got cock in it.
04:17LAUGHTER
04:19Shall we discuss this,
04:20or should we just move on to whoever's got tits?
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24We call this a birdie.
04:25That's just as weird as shuttlecock.
04:28Agreed.
04:28Well, let's find out.
04:29Just shout birdie at it for me.
04:31Birdie!
04:32I think that's better than a shuttlecock.
04:33I think it is.
04:34This is strong.
04:35It does not look like a shuttlecock.
04:37Matthew.
04:38I'm going to shout this because people might mistake it.
04:41So what have you brought in, Matthew?
04:44Mummy!
04:46APPLAUSE
04:52You've been raiding the old tombs again, haven't you?
04:55LAUGHTER
04:56Like our forefathers before us?
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59So, grab it, bring it back to Britain.
05:00Why not?
05:02Elgin Mark II.
05:03Rosie.
05:04I have brought with me...
05:06A liar!
05:08LAUGHTER
05:13And I feel like that's not the first time you've shouted that at some point.
05:18I'm a bit thrown by these because normally they all bring such terrible ones in.
05:23It's quite good.
05:24It's quite strong, isn't it?
05:25Oh, Fatia.
05:27Is it OK if we do the thing where...?
05:29But you'd like the audience to shout your ones, have I?
05:31Please, yeah.
05:31OK, so Fatia's brought in this.
05:34Broom!
05:35I've brought in a broom because what is a broom?
05:38Like, that's a sweeper, isn't it?
05:40LAUGHTER
05:41The name doesn't do what it says.
05:43Like, a cooker cooks.
05:44What would you call a car?
05:45Are you saying a car should be called a broom because it goes broom?
05:48Broom, broom.
05:49LAUGHTER
05:50It's actually called an automobile, but we call it car because it's after Alan Carr.
05:58LAUGHTER
06:02She had faith in us all the way up.
06:05LAUGHTER
06:06A car should be called an automobile.
06:07It is called an automobile.
06:09Because it...?
06:10It's mobile, but it's automatically mobile.
06:13That's why it's called that.
06:14What do you call a chair?
06:16Listen, bruv!
06:18LAUGHTER
06:19I don't know if she's got a point or an absolute madness.
06:23I don't...
06:24I'm going to give Fanny one point because I don't mind it.
06:27OK, one point to chase.
06:28I mean, Matt's very clever because you could shout Mummy in such a way that it does suit it,
06:33but he shouted it in a sort of, I've wet my pants way.
06:36LAUGHTER
06:36Two points to Matthew.
06:37Broom, three points, and you can thank me for it.
06:40LAUGHTER
06:41Liar.
06:41What a beautiful instrument that is.
06:43So, four points to Liar.
06:44Five points to Shuttlecock.
06:45APPLAUSE
06:49I would very much like a task proper, please, young man.
06:53OK, well, what are your two favourite things, Greg?
06:56Mannequins and wetsuits.
06:58Oh, bingo!
06:59LAUGHTER
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07:14Jason.
07:16Alex.
07:16You've got lovely wrists.
07:19Do you mind giving me your wrist?
07:20Which one?
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07:24It just finishes the afternoon.
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07:29All right.
07:30Ready?
07:31Yes.
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07:51to give me the buzz for that yeah 20 seconds a very small electric shot okay it seems cruel but
07:58okay that'll buzz every 20 seconds to remind you to shush okay your time starts now tiptoe please
08:11oh pretty straightforward game i would say but before we start
08:19who would like to see matthew adopt his tiptoe position
08:35the toxic masculinity coming off you is disgusting
08:40right i'm going to start by showing you three people including matthew trying to put wetsuits
08:44on mannequins whilst shushing and those people are manzoukas el gory and of course painting
08:51where are the money please tiptoe please where are the mannequins
09:09have you found a wetsuit
09:13none in there
09:14i can see another one in there
09:18why is this locked alex do you know where the key to this is yeah can you tell me a
09:24normal place
09:30here we go with the nonsense here we go a lot of keeper
09:34is there a key in there in the lollipop
09:42oh under doormat thank you oh my god i'm not gonna get anything done this has got something to
09:50to do with it i'm can hate
09:55oh my god sorry it's dead
10:04where is the wetsuit
10:21i've located several mannequins i'm not certain i should be whispering
10:27i can't find you in the wetsuit you've got 10 minutes to go
10:43oh how much time do we have left five minutes 20
10:45i can't find you in the same thing we have left five minutes
11:07i can't find you in the same thing we have left five minutes
11:16maybe there's like baby mannequins somewhere yeah maybe come on you little
11:21one minute 40 left shut up how long do i have three seconds left okay
11:28that's a wetsuit
11:34please why would i be pleased i definitely took my finger off my lips so i like that was you
11:41took
11:41your finger off your lips that was part of the task wasn't it
11:59that was part of the task right i mean he was so upset he thought he'd been disqualified because
12:03he took it off at one point yeah i've thought about that more than once a day every day since
12:09i mean the devastation at the end of both of your scenes was quite similar and yet
12:16you increasingly are coming across as a serial killer you know you found the child mannequin and
12:22within seconds you said come on you little fuck yeah i don't have time to waste now the question is
12:29am i going to allow wetsuit you bloody better i will allow wetsuit thank you it was
12:35because it's a bit of lateral thinking and we've got to reward that her baby thank you oh
12:43this place is going to be called mosque master from
12:51right time for the first ad break of the episode and a chance for you to take
12:55a few moments away from the intensity of this competition i'm not going to tell you how to relax
13:01you do you alex
13:21mannequins wetsuits and shushing are the name of the game and the names of the people playing the game
13:25right now are stevie and rosie
13:30ah yes found a kid
13:36lovely
13:38under the doormat yeah you always keep them under the doormat
13:44right okay
13:47wet suit
13:49oh the suit's wet is it yeah i thought these things were like illegal not on people weirdly
13:58just on dogs come on i imagine this is what marion all demands like
14:06yeah
14:06yeah
14:10come on mate
14:18very good that's fine i need some more wetsuits can i have that one that you've got on
14:23if you don't mind i don't want to be awkward or weird
14:26right side oh
14:28oh a child
14:35that's another one have you got any underwear around that's fine yeah sorry no that's all right thank you
14:45all right i'm going in okay
14:55i'm going to be getting paid enough for this
15:08oh
15:08oh
15:09can you get me your other suits that you've got
15:10could do with putting one on later on
15:22yeah your time's up
15:24thank you stevie thank you bye bye bye
15:35bye
15:37stevie i thoroughly enjoyed you repeatedly punching a mannequin in the gooch
15:44apparently the mannequins that i found in the bushes were not part of the task
15:49that was like a mannequin graveyard yeah yeah we use mannequins over the years and this and the ones that
15:54had been too i guess punched over the years we just chuck under a tree and we weren't expecting
15:58somebody to go foraging for mannequin under the tree rosie talk me through the narrative of the
16:05way that you look after this old man oh i'm a bit attached to him actually yes you gave him
16:10names
16:10yeah yeah i named quite a lot of them yeah it was eric eric's brother and their son shearer yes
16:16so eric was the old man the older guy you're in a relationship with yeah and you put his trousers
16:20on
16:21so violently his arm fell off yeah he gets right on me fucking nerves
16:27um did they do well yes matt nearly sort of three quarters of one wetsuit onto one mannequin oh
16:34patty's got a total of one jason really went for it and got a total of two and a quarter
16:40wetsuits
16:41stevie you got three and a half rosie because she used the suits and made them wet four in total
16:46so
16:46she gets the full five points all right well it's interesting our winner of the first three
16:58episodes is in last place on three points whereas rosie and stevie are three times as many they've got
17:03nine points each and a join first yes yes yes okay right tell her the task please hmm there is
17:13no task
17:16no there is one really i was lying here we go
17:28hello rosie hello alex hello hello how are you i'm great would you like to yeah after you please okay
17:36okay
17:39convince the other team that the following things are the opposite of what they are the liquid in the cup
17:45is very hot or very cold the bag is really heavy or really light the paste in the tube is
17:52delicious
17:52or disgusting alex is or isn't behind the curtain two of you have or haven't met the same really famous
18:01person most deceptive team wins you have a maximum of 20 minutes your time starts now okay i get this
18:12and you're an actor so you'll be really good at this so we have to oh what about me oh
18:16yeah you'll be fine
18:17are they inclined to believe us i mean a we're phenomenal actors
18:22so if i go like this oh pretend it's hot that was very rubbish bruv
18:28the piece of the tube is delicious and disgusting okay it's so hard and then
18:32and it's empty who's the most famous person you've met well weirdly you were just talking about i know
18:39ed sheeran and you yeah just did a thing with him yeah you've both met ed sheeran have you not
18:43not yet bro have they let anyone on this show swear darn you're wrong
18:52good luck team thank you
18:57let's go okay so one team is going to try to convince the other team that things are not what
19:02they are we're going to see first of all the team of three trying to convince the team of two
19:06that the liquid in the cup is very hot or very cold the bag is really heavy or really light
19:11and the
19:11paste in the tube is delicious or disgusting
19:43well that was nice that
19:50this is so soothing lovely and hot
19:57okay interest did you go to ralda
19:59i don't get a bafta for this i swear
20:08um well there you go we've never done a live guessing though this is interesting this is
20:12interesting okay have a little i'm gonna go over there oh right oh this is nice stevie you could go
20:26but also let's do this yeah i'm so sorry to interrupt the children's midnight picnic
20:34is there any reason why they can't confer out loud no no no it would be much easier all around
20:38but you do whatever you want that is is cold are you whispering i was going to
20:47would be nice if we could hear this because it's a telly show yeah
20:54it's your fault for giving us this opportunity to do something we've never done before look at the ceiling
21:00what's gonna happen when we graduate
21:09so you think you've been matthews double bluffing and that it is in fact heavy matthews is the only
21:15one i think i'm not sure about i feel like it was disgusting for rosie i feel like it was
21:20cold for
21:21fatia i might have something up um sit down let's just make me really sit down stop making your own
21:29rules
21:29up we've got rules already okay um what are your answers cold disgusting heavy okay well let's see here's
21:39the truth
21:52what is it it's vegan mayonnaise delicious
22:07you're not going to see jason and stevie either lying or not lying so watch closely okay
22:14all right heavy heavy we want it as heavy as possible okay okay
22:29ho ho ho ho ho hey stevie i uh i made you some tea thank you so much you're so
22:35relevant to the task
22:36all right okay cheers bottoms up
22:51that's absolutely delicious oh really sure
22:58that's pretty good that's not bad at all
23:00yeah before the dressing staff i'd just like to point out that those two have the energy of an
23:06educational theater
23:09okay guys let's talk curious
23:14right team of three what do you think i think it's light and they thought the sound of the pebbles
23:18would make us think that they'd kept them in i think it was really hot i think it might be
23:22a
23:22talent that she's got where she's like i can drink really hot stuff and i think it was hot i
23:28think
23:28it was cold like ours because the steam disappeared immediately it still kept a little bit i think
23:33they just did a better job of not having
23:46like a fawn that had been scared you did the fingers well the little
23:55that's what got us not your acting and i think it was delicious but it hit the back of his
24:03throat and
24:03made him gag do you think i think it was disgusting our back use whatever you said i promise i
24:08won't kick off
24:10so we're going light hot delicious if you get this wrong
24:18this is what i was afraid of well let's see how many of the three you got right oh no
24:23here we go guys
24:24okay
24:28now we gotta empty it so i just want to make sure there will be a cut here right
24:33yeah yeah okay please tell us what was in the cup cold water what was in the tube
24:41marmite peanut butter and water and gravy pellets this dough oh
24:48bistro really nice it was fine
24:54two out of three not for half the other three
25:00well how's another part break come along quickly same drill
25:04you do what you want me and alex will do our thing
25:20hello welcome back to taskmaster part three
25:23good morning darling now we're going to see
25:26all of them lying or not lying about whether they've met the same famous person
25:30and whether i'm behind a shower curtain weird isn't it good luck here we go
25:38welcome alex horn is behind the curtain please show them
25:46disgusting clipboard
25:53so i met james bay and my husband chris is a comedian and he was doing the comedy
26:02where did you meet james bay i met james bay at old trafford
26:07charity football match
26:10yeah i haven't met him i'm not famous enough sorry we've met james
26:14james bay nice guy i've met some famous people
26:18oh i've met tom cruise oh i've met tom cruise no you haven't i tested for a mission impossible
26:24for like one of the computer guys he was leaving as i was coming in and he was like hello
26:27i used to be a journalist but he walked right past me but he did go how are you doing
26:31yes that's
26:32enough isn't it yes tom cruise tom cruise
26:36interesting i think maybe the team of three should do the guessing and i don't want to influence you
26:41but if you're behind the curtain for jason and stevie's attempt
26:45i will pull my trousers and pants down
26:49you make your own i thought he might be behind the dummy that they were punching
26:55that's what i will come to regret technically
27:00okay and the famous person i doubt yeah i doubt it i've seen all of missions impossibles he ain't in
27:06it
27:08that's a lie one or both of them so we're saying no to the famous person yes to me being
27:13behind
27:14the shower yes all right team of two what do you think now who is it that you guys are
27:19saying you've
27:19met i don't know it's the singer james bay possibly they've met him because he seems very
27:24not tom cruise is it no offense to james bay and his loyal family he's really he's really famous
27:30genuinely he's from hitching oh in that case in that case they're definitely not bluffing because
27:37that's huge let's say okay and then is alex behind the thing that they took the clipboard out
27:44i think they balanced the clipboard on a mannequin and then did that all right so let's find out
27:49if they were telling the truth hello team hello please raise your hands
27:54if you've met james bay
28:00have you met tom cruise no
28:19so do some summaries well not before you take your trousers and pants down
28:29i am a man of my word and i told you you would all get an opportunity to see me
28:35take my trousers and
28:35pants down but i didn't say when or where i'm gonna meet you all individually
28:42literally literally that's the time and place of my shoes we're all looking forward to that but that
28:47final round really changed things it turned out that the team of three ended up getting four out of
28:51the five right the team of two only got three out of the five right so the team of three
28:55get five
28:55points it's up to you how many the team of two get we should give them three points three to
28:58the team of two
28:59five five to the team of three
29:03very good what's next please we're going to have a glorious yet infuriating light bulb moment
29:21hello lovely smile you too oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
29:37tell alex why the light bulb turns on
29:45you may not touch or tamper with the light bulb fastest correct answer wins
29:51your time starts now i don't understand what that means
30:05i don't know how the light bulb turns on but rosie was certainly having a good time
30:11let's see some stuff yes it's not how it turns on it's why it turns on and first to go
30:15it's rosie
30:16ramsay and matty batty no oh
30:31how did this turn on speed of light
30:37is it when i talk no when i smile no
30:45when i look at it do you turn it on when it
30:50i don't
30:51oh there's another
30:59fastest wins remember
31:00all right oh my oh my word right read this out loud and in full if you fail to read
31:08this out loud
31:08and in full you will fail the current task
31:13oh
31:14dear rosie congratulations you have looked under the table and found this a letter just for you this is
31:19bullshit this is going to be bullshit you didn't have such curious instincts you wouldn't now be
31:24reading this personal note no this is bullshit i think you are funny i like your hair in almost every
31:31drawer and almost every shelf beneath almost every stone and inside always thought you're the sort of
31:36person who would look under the table the truth is our taskmaster is not just about you're a humble
31:42person
31:43like if you discover there's a little box inside your mouth it's about opening that box
31:50okay then i better go now well done again on finding this valuable paper okay carry on yours greg did
31:57that's
31:58nice that's not anything is it right yeah you've got to tell me why the light bulb turned
32:04what's this what's this plus two plus two plus two it's a facial expressions
32:15that's extraordinary
32:17i gotta cry can you cry on cue probably it's worth a try
32:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not crying
32:46Mentions my smile when I came in something to do with facial expressions two times
32:52Is it smiling and then being sad and then smell and then being sad?
33:01Two seconds after I smile I've stopped the clock when I smile and then I go sad two seconds later
33:07it goes on
33:09I'm gonna stop the clock
33:17This should be a jolly task, but there were moments of great sadness there, won't there?
33:22Rosie crying, Matthew appeared to have some sort of existential crisis
33:26It's nice to have a task that fractures your relationship with the concept of smiling
33:31Hmm
33:35Rosie thought it might be smiling very early on and then moved on very quickly, but you've got it in
33:38the end in 16 minutes 54
33:40Matthew 13 minutes 54 13
33:43Yeah, wow it felt like a lot
33:48Right soon someone will be taking home a liar and a fanny which reminds me of a date with my
33:55ex
33:57She was dishonest and her name was fun cheetah
34:13It's the final part of the show and there's a really annoying task in play
34:17They're the best ones and now it's Jason and Stevie's turn to work out. What's turning the light bulb on?
34:23All right, let's see. I'm going to try
34:30It's my tip to the right it's not
34:35Raisins in this little hole
34:37Can't imagine this is what I'm meant to do, but there is something oddly satisfying about it. No, you look
34:41happy. I appreciate it
34:45You're looking at me as a red herring
34:50Plus two plus two hmm. I'll do two raisins. Oh
34:55Boy that only tells me I'm on the right path
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37:25right?
37:26Yeah, that was the angriest I was. But what a celebration.
37:30Jason. Yes, Greg. I thought it was quite clever on the first attempt of popping raisins into the little hole.
37:36Yeah. I was less convinced of your intelligence by the third time you started.
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41:48I'm gonna be tactical here after me. I'm so sorry
41:54Oh my god if you
41:57And now what pick one and put it on absolutely just bring it back to its folk. It's the friends.
42:02Yeah
42:03I wonder what your secret sock color is. That's you don't know it could be a double bluff. That's front
42:08ham
42:10Jason's up now. He could eliminate orange from the game. I'm gonna be a fucking psycho if he did let's
42:15see
42:18Oh, oh my god, he's mixing his colors these Americans are so flash so green is back to normal man
42:25Perilous for orange, but he's still gonna put one back on. Oh my god, Matthew. That's front ham. Oh
42:31my god
42:35Don't reveal your orange you pig and don't reveal if you're orange yet
42:41Not even a clue Rosie
42:42Hmm
42:45Back to the half dozen yellows. So would you like the orange to reveal themselves? Do I need to?
42:58Rosie a master of deception let's front ham. Okay. It's a full board at the moment
43:06Yeah
43:07Yeah
43:07Oh lovely
43:10I know right? Yeah. Well I've got to put one up don't I?
43:14She takes the blue off and she puts the blue back on
43:18Psychological
43:18For a second I thought it was a masterful game of psychological warfare
43:28But she just forgot she took the blue off
43:32Fatia back to you I believe
43:34Oh one, there's an aggression here
43:36Two
43:36Oh Christ
43:41Red's back up to full strength Greg
43:43I've not seen that for a few years
43:47Lovely
43:48Oh my god
43:49That's great
43:52Oh
43:54Cautious
43:55So Matthew the door is open on blues if you want to eliminate blues that means you do go up
43:59in the leaderboard
44:02Quick remind me why wouldn't he go for blue at this stage?
44:06Matthew's his own man. We've seen this in previous tournaments
44:09Interesting
44:12And then one back on. Is it another blue back on?
44:15No
44:15Oh it is
44:18Wow
44:18Wow
44:19Works for Rosie
44:20Is it the end?
44:23Yes
44:23Wow
44:24Very good
44:26We lost it
44:28And there we go so we've lost Green but let's see who she puts up
44:32Even Stevens
44:33She's taken two people to a full complement
44:35Yeah
44:36We've lost someone
44:37Green?
44:38It's me
44:38Oh
44:39Jason Manfuckis gets two points
44:42Join the team mate
44:43Yeah
44:44Yeah
44:46Now I'm going to have to do this like come on
44:48Of course
44:48You do a double blue now I'm going to lose my god damn mind
44:52Oh I've gone
44:54So this is it too
44:55We might find out what colour she is
44:57Mmm
44:58Ooh
44:59Might be check mate
45:00Oh
45:04Oh she's set up the ultimate head to head
45:07Unbelievable
45:08We've lost blue finally
45:09They clung on for a while
45:10Good blue step forward
45:11Thank you
45:13Thank you
45:14Thank you
45:14Thank you
45:16Thank you
45:16And now we're winning
45:18Rosie this is your turn
45:19You can't eliminate your opposition yet
45:22Please step up to the line
45:23North-South divide
45:25LAUGHTER
45:28And a red
45:29Why would you do that?
45:30She might be red
45:32She might be red
45:32I don't know
45:33If she was red
45:34Yeah but they both know who the other one is
45:37Yeah
45:37LAUGHTER
45:40The numbers will go down
45:42It will dwindle
45:42It has to dwindle
45:47It's the only move
45:47It's the only move
45:48Oh god
45:49Sorry
45:50Sorry
45:51Tricky for you now
45:57She's lost three yellow
45:59It's a desperate bid though
46:00Because there's not a lot she can do
46:02LAUGHTER
46:07She's staying brave
46:08We've got a real situation
46:10Yeah
46:10At this stage it's really whether or not Fatty remembers what colour her sock is
46:14LAUGHTER
46:15Right let's have it Rob
46:18And we will last go
46:19OK
46:20She's won something
46:21CHEERING
46:23AND APPLAUSE
46:24And listen
46:25I'll have those two final scores
46:26Come down and join me
46:34One of the greatest Janus of Front Ham I've ever witnessed
46:37I know
46:37It has changed the scores
46:39Very tight at the top
46:40But with 21 points
46:41The winner of this episode
46:42Is Rosie Ramsey
46:43CHEERING
46:50Ramsey Ramsey has won
46:52Please go and ogle your oddly men number two
46:55CHEERING
47:13AND APPLAUSE
47:28END
47:30DAVID
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