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00:02look i wish i could help you but that money was seized as part of an investigation into the
00:08illegal poker game at your residence so you could just keep it it's called civil forfeiture and
00:14there's no way we can get it back i mean there's a slim chance but it's a lengthy process hey
00:20chief
00:20now where do you want this new espresso machine the break room's fine oh is that a piagi i tried
00:26to get one of those for the restaurant those things are like 10 grand oh uh we got a good
00:30deal
00:31sorry to interrupt chief but for the humvee do we want to go with the upgraded apple leather with
00:35the contrast stitching that doesn't come with the premium package it's separate sure why not
00:41well that all sounds pretty expensive ma'am you can't put a price on public safety we're never
00:48getting our money back are we no you are not but i can offer you cappuccino
00:56okay can i get light foam
01:03so yeah we are facing some financial difficulties and we just thought that it was important to come
01:09clean to you come clean is a bit strong the man still doesn't know that the root of your money
01:15woes
01:15is ghost related tax evasion the details are not important you knew we had to share it with you
01:21because you're not just our business partner i mean you're our friend are you even listening mark
01:27hmm oh yeah that all sounds great we just told you we're in serious financial trouble you're right
01:33i'm so sorry uh they just came out with a new update for this fruit smash game it's very addictive
01:37they added raspberries which seems like not a big deal but they give you triple smash points
01:41look i appreciate you guys being honest with me and i'm here for anything you need
01:45short of lending you any money oh smart man mark figure something out and thank you for letting us
01:51bend your ear mark mark sorry i'm just one cantaloupe away from a fruit salad that's actually a very big
01:58achievement i'll catch you guys later i'm gonna go check out that thing with the walk in at the
02:01restaurant thanks mark now what is the plan are you gonna have to sell the house and if so have
02:07you
02:07considered selling it to kyle oh that would be amazing love kyle nobody turns the magazine page
02:12better but obviously we miss you dearly of course we don't want to sell but we are running out of
02:17options sam and jay hi mayor tag we met last year at that fundraiser you hosted i only feel the
02:24need to
02:24remind you because you were baked out of your minds your words hello sir love a two-handed handshake
02:31makes you feel special not as special as a six-handed massage have i ever told you guys
02:36about jordan belford's bachelor party to what do we owe the pleasure mr mayor well i know you're in a
02:42bit of a financial pickle i've heard about your visit to city hall today and i think i might have
02:48a
02:48solution we're listening i would like to personally invest in your business the hotel the restaurant i want
02:55to be part of the solution you would why well obviously i have a special connection with
03:02woodstone because your prom day was chainsawed here go on and you guys aren't just constituents
03:07you're job creators i mean if you were forced to sell there's no guarantee this property wouldn't just
03:12become some rich person's third house i don't know if you could technically call them rich if they
03:16only have three houses but okay well it's definitely interesting well i'll tell you what let's have
03:21lunch we'll talk about it see if this is a good fit thank you mr mayor
03:30now jay's double-handed this is too many hands
03:34thank you all for gathering the day has finally arrived ghost representative election day and now
03:42let's hear closing statements from our candidates first up somehow representing the basement ghosts
03:48isaac higgetoot thank you sasapis my fellow ghost americans it has been a long and eventful campaign
03:57and i have heard your problems and i have formulated solutions remember a vote for isaac is a vote
04:05for a movie theater style popcorn machine in the main lobby oh yes and this is not a false promise
04:13i have actually secured samantha's agreement on this the aromatic scent of freshly popped corn
04:21will waft through these halls you have my word
04:28and now representing the upstairs ghosts flower montero i'm nervous i told her she should walk through
04:35gabe to get smart before her speech but she refused wanted to do it on her own thank you fellow
04:41ghosts
04:41i just have one question for all of you what is this for it's your closing statement for the
04:50election flower right the election we gotta run that son of a bitch nixon out of office man
04:57by attending music festivals taking acid and sucking nitrous out of balloons who's with me
05:07we want the movie theater popcorn thing popcorn thing popcorn thing our girl's in trouble
05:16pop i gotta say the b&b is charming as hell this restaurant is incredible and neither of you currently
05:24seems the least bit stoned the lowest of bars cleared you love to see it so long story short i
05:31don't know
05:31i'm feeling pretty good about this we certainly need the money but cards on the table we're a little
05:37worried about selling majority stake in woodstone right sam
05:42sam oh sorry i downloaded this stupid game i can't put it down i can help you get past that
05:47monster melon let's talk later now where were we look i completely get it woodstone isn't just a
05:53business it's your home which you are going to lose unless you close this deal i don't know what
05:57there even is to talk about but it's you guys i'm investing in i don't have time to be hands
06:02-on
06:02i like what you're doing i want you to keep doing it so you're saying you want to give us
06:06money to
06:07save the business so we can keep running it nothing's going to change she's one of the great
06:10summarizers of her era yes and you know if a few headlines pop up here and there about how mayor
06:16tad saved a local business in an election year well you know so be it so what do you say
06:25uh we're in woodstone is saved and it still doesn't mean you can't ask how to move in
06:30hey j bad news on the walk-in looks like you might need a new control board
06:35oh hello tad mark you two know each other
06:42am i crazy or did mark and tad have some sort of score to settle mark did some work on
06:46my kitchen
06:47great he's our business partner he's the best tad's interested in purchasing a part of our share
06:54of the business i was interested unfortunately if mark's involved i'm out
07:01what did mark do to this man's kitchen i ain't leaving i'm gonna find out
07:09i'm sorry are you saying you're not going to invest in the business because mark is involved
07:14that's right going into business with someone is all about trust and mark is not to be trusted
07:20you said you wanted bullnose countertops i would never everything about me says sharp edges
07:27guys this doesn't need to be a big deal misunderstandings happen yeah it wasn't a
07:31misunderstanding i couldn't have been clearer yeah i agree when we discussed this standing in
07:36your kitchen you clearly stated you wanted bullnose
07:41that is not what i said two alphas going at it i'm loving it yep she loves alphas look i
07:47like you
07:48guys i like your business i like the optics of me saving the day but it's either him or me
07:54let me know what you decide screw that guy trust me you're better off without him
08:03hey that deal fell apart faster than when i took the hobby lobby guys to scores for lap dances
08:08what are we supposed to do we're deep in debt we need this tad deal to go through babe you
08:13gotta
08:13solve the tad mark beef get those two to kiss and make up alberta says we need to get tad
08:17mark to
08:17resolve their issue how it's a he said he said no one who wasn't standing in that kitchen with them
08:23knows the truth about how it really went down then why don't we see if anyone else was in that
08:27kitchen you've got ghosts specifically one who couldn't leave the property okay jay what if we
08:33send pete over to tad's house to see if there were any ghosts who witnessed the conversation that mark
08:37and tad are arguing about maybe there's a ghost who heard something helpful interesting it's worth a
08:42shot and if it doesn't work out are debtors prisons still a thing they may be satisfied with just the
08:48husband that's some good news i cast my vote for isaac thank you another mark in the hickentuck column
08:57this is turning into a bit of a landslide don't be down flower there's still time to turn this ship
09:04around his boat analogy because viking you're the best floor i would like to vote in the ghost
09:11representative election though i prefer theocracy over democracy hi patience it's been a minute
09:17haven't seen you since the whole christmas canoodle with trevor a lapse we shall not speak of again
09:23he proved to be a man of low morals his thick thighs and sublime buttocks notwithstanding
09:28which leads me to the only question that matters for whom did trevor vote he voted for isaac
09:34oh then i shall cast my vote for flower oh right on no matter my lead is still comfortable not
09:42so fast
09:43the bunker ghosts cast their votes for flower oh hey guy what my former brethren did our four hours
09:51in the cult together mean nothing oh sorry isaac but flower freed us from bruce's evil clutches
09:58and by my count that is seven more votes for flower and we're tied folks
10:06no no isaac it's kind of a bummer for either of us to have to lose
10:10what if we just did the ghost representative thing together a power sharing arrangement never
10:16i have an idea
10:20so you guys all still just staying in bunker yeah it just seemed like the easiest thing
10:25plus the cots are super nice now that the coroner removed all our corpses
10:29yeah it's a total refresh
10:30oh well turns out a ghost at the mayor's house did witness the infamous bullnose counter discussion
10:39in question really pete says a ghost at tad's place did witness the conversation and the verdict is
10:47tad was telling the truth mark is lying seriously not lying mistaken apparently the original agreement
10:54had been to install the bullnose countertops mark had sold the mayor on the idea that they were a
10:59classic aesthetic that would stand the test of time same reason i installed an aquarium wall in my
11:04condo but importantly this conversation happened two years ago coinciding exactly with the last major
11:10update to the game fruit smash okay so it turns out the mayor was clear about wanting the straight edge
11:17countertops but mark wasn't listening because he was busy playing fruit smash hey so good news about the
11:23walk-in control board's actually still under warranty so it looks like you saved a few bucks
11:28hey mark the whole thing that happened with the mayor's kitchen when was that exactly
11:32hmm it's gotta be a couple years ago now a couple years ago wasn't that right around the
11:37time of a new fruit smash update why are you asking oh he's thinking maybe this will jog mark's
11:43memory that's smart well it's just um couldn't it be possible that the mayor
11:49was clear about the countertops and you weren't listening because you were smashing fruit
11:57i'll see what's going on here look if you want to side with the rich guys so you can get
12:01your
12:01precious money go for it no mark it's not like that i'm your friend and your partner if you should
12:08believe anybody it's me because i'm in the right here of course you are but what if you're not
12:15you know what forget you guys you want to get into bed with tad go for it but make sure
12:21he buys my
12:21share too because i don't want to be in business with people who don't even trust me mark wait
12:28how do you get past commander cantaloupe
12:33my best friend hates me and thinks i don't trust him well best friend he means best visible
12:39friend baby he's upset yes this is unfortunate on a personal level but at the end of the day with
12:46mark hating you and wanting to be bought out the path is cleared for a deal with tad hetty's saying
12:50that with mark walking it does kind of solve our problem with tad i don't want to solve our problem
12:55this way there wouldn't be a restaurant if it wasn't for mark i know it doesn't feel good again it
13:00was
13:00hetty this is a stressful situation yeah these kids could both benefit from a little six-handed
13:05massage action i know these chicks from the belford batch they're probably in their 60s now but
13:10if you close your eyes their hands are 25. you know what mark doesn't think that we trust him
13:15but i know a way that we can prove to him that we do come with me sam
13:22six-handed massage you are classless my aquarium wall would disagree
13:29okay well with all the votes recorded it's looking like this is an unprecedented tie
13:37unless there's anybody who hasn't voted yet in fact there is someone who hasn't voted yet
13:44bruce the time has arrived oh my god howdy everyone oh boy where'd he come from we summoned him from
13:54the
13:54dirt we played cream over a loud speaker until he came through the basement wall sorry flower really
14:00want to smell that movie theater butter uh okay so uh probably a formality but bruce who do you vote
14:09for
14:10who do i vote for hmm that is a very interesting question i spent the last month wandering around
14:20in a dark exile foisted upon me by this traitorous woman i now stand before not looking good for flower
14:27i had a lot of time to think in the dirt think about ways to plot revenge but then a
14:36funny thing
14:37happened between the bouts of pure panic there was a clarity that settled in and i realized
14:44i was grateful to flower i'm sorry what oh this is taking a turn for by exposing me as a
14:53fraud
14:54she freed me from my web of lies it is for that reason that i cast my deciding vote for
15:02sister flower
15:03come on then it's official flower is the winner we have a new ghost representative
15:12hey mark wait there's nothing left to talk about jake you have every reason to be mad at us we
15:17accused you of something that we couldn't prove but here's the thing we don't just think you were
15:21wrong we know you were wrong i'm sorry is this an apology the reason that we know what happened in
15:25that mayor's kitchen is a ghost told us what sam can see ghosts and we have a ghost on our
15:35property
15:35who could travel to other properties it's a very rare and cool ghost power anyway our ghost talked
15:40to a ghost at tad's house and that's how we know what happened this is insane this is us showing
15:45you
15:45how much we trust you by letting you in on our most closely guarded secret sam asked the ghost to
15:50do
15:50that thing where they proved their existence you're gonna love this uh sweetie there aren't any ghosts
15:54out here seriously they're always around except when you need them i'm gonna go don't call me mark
16:01hold on just come back in the house we'll find a ghost and then we'll straighten this all out please
16:07mark you are my best visible friend i promise you i wouldn't make this up
16:16prove it you know what i think they're in the barn follow me
16:21yep here are the ghosts they're gathered for the ghost election right the ghost election
16:26samantha i have suffered an ignominious defeat but i would like to request that you still go
16:32forward with installing the movie theater popcorn machine in the lobby because the people deserve it
16:40what are you talking about what movie theater popcorn machine i asked you earlier we had a whole
16:46conversation was i playing a game on my phone perhaps yeah i don't remember agreeing to any of that and
16:53it
16:53sounds insane and expensive so sorry oh a colonial ghost wants a popcorn machine welcome to my life
17:01guys listen up we told mark that sam can talk to ghosts and we need your help proving it so
17:05uh check
17:06his pockets see how many fingers he's got behind his back you know the classics we're happy to help
17:11won't thor do you like thing yes great the viking ghost is gonna make the lights blink
17:18yeah wait one second thor i hate to do this but i do have a fiduciary responsibility to my constituents
17:27we'll prove your abilities to mark but we need your word that you will procure that popcorn machine for
17:32the lobby damn flower did you walk through game no i'm just momentarily lucid so what's supposed to
17:39happen here uh flower are you escorting us oh yeah big time my god she's good at this okay fine
17:47you can
17:48have the popcorn machine
17:52thorfinn do your thing
17:59and that's just an amuse-bouche there's more
18:04on the one hand i can't believe it but on the other hand it explains so much i mean no
18:10offense
18:10sam but your behavior has been deeply weird for years a lot of that behavior has nothing to do with
18:15ghosts we probably should have told you a lot sooner we've told very few people oh my office said you
18:21wanted to speak no what is he doing here did i not make myself clear if he's in i'm out
18:27i asked sam
18:28and jay to get in touch with you there's something i want to say please just hear him out tad
18:32after
18:34replaying things in my mind a little bit i think uh maybe i got it wrong really i know i
18:41got it wrong
18:41so i'm sorry and as a gesture of my remorse i'm willing to redo the countertops free of charge
18:50actually the bull nose kind of grew on me seriously you were right man it's timeless
18:55it was just the principle of the thing your apology that's good enough for me so we have a deal
19:01we have
19:02a deal what's done is saved i know i screamed that earlier but this time i think it's gonna stick
19:15oh hey man madam representative isaac we're friends you can call me jennifer wait that doesn't sound
19:25right did you come here to glow flower is this the type of reception i have to look forward to
19:29over the
19:30next four years no i actually came to ask you for help it's just ghost ramp seems like such a
19:36big job
19:37and i don't really have a lot of experience with politics i mean i was orgy co-chair of my
19:43cult but
19:43that was mostly just picking the music what i'm saying is i think i might need a vice ghost rep
19:54really it's just i don't really have the time i could use help carrying the load you know public
19:59appearances glad handing all the boring stuff where people are really just kissing your butt i mean
20:07i suppose if it would help you i could pick some of that butt kiss receiving off of your plate
20:13i really appreciate this isaac you're welcome flower and if you must know i actually think you're not
20:21going to be terrible at this with my help of course not terrible at what at being ghost representative
20:28is it hard oh i was orgy co-chair of my cult but that was mostly just picking the music
20:34cool
20:38get ready for a new ghosts are they in here there's a viking a finance pro a scout leader and
20:43a hippie
20:44and a purple astronaut named ronald only you can see him flower right ghosts is all new cbs next
20:50thursday and streaming on paramount plus medlock's new you in oh you know it cbs next
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