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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:19never seen anything like this
02:22oh
02:39i did
02:41i did
02:43i did
02:43i did
02:48i did
02:48it
02:48i did
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night mom
03:07stop worrying he probably got buried under a mountain again or something
03:12well it wouldn't be the first time don't be late for school
03:20nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care as the global defense agency we have access to
03:27medical technology far beyond any normal hospital
03:35that's one of our threat response teams we're not in the mood for the tour donald sorry debbie
03:42my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with superheroes like your father to keep
03:48the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:59dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10viltrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there cecil stedman director the gda
04:28deborah i'm so sorry cecil you've got a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last
04:34night oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them
04:38back
04:39but no one was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet we also don't know
04:45why
04:45your dad was at guardians hq now working theory is whoever killed the guardians lured in there
04:50tried to wipe them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't a super villain
04:57alive who doesn't want omni-man and the guardians six feet under and we're keeping this all hush-hush
05:02for now but news will break i wanted you and mark to know first cold towels and ice water and
05:10have a
05:10caught brought in here for me deborah we've got the best i've patched nolan up for 20 years cecil
05:15i am not leaving
05:20yeah of course debbie
05:26sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems numerous contacts heavy
05:30weaponry multiple casual now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:52uh
05:55shit
06:10Get it together. Get it together. Get in there.
06:23Stop! Get away from those people!
06:37Oh, shit. Get it together.
06:48No!
06:54It's okay. It's okay. I'm here. Are you hurt?
06:59Godox, move!
07:09Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
07:39I don't know who you are, but it's time to go.
07:44Tortilla, your rank.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, civilians in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah. I got eyes, too, Robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You! Get her to a hospital! We can handle this!
08:36You're out of meat.
08:38What? Just go!
08:44Admirable intention, but I am not positive we can handle this.
08:48Ah!
08:54Ah!
09:00Ah, guys! I'm down to pocket change here!
09:10Ah!
09:11Help me! Faster than I can keep up!
09:14We gave people time to escape!
09:17That's what matters!
09:18I know!
09:19Me living is what matters!
09:21Then I have bad news.
09:29Sopra movie!
09:32Uh!
09:41Is it in danger
09:44What?
09:46Uh!
09:51Oh!
09:52Uh!
09:53Ohh!
09:55The rather, Prova,
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say I never
10:09want it to happen ever again.
10:17Indeed.
10:21Help!
10:22Anyone!
10:23I need help!
10:24Freeze!
10:26He needs a doctor!
10:28Come on!
10:29Give her to us!
10:30Clamp that vein and get a trip started.
10:32Prep operating room 6.
10:34He's clear.
10:45Mark!
10:47I tried my best.
10:50Tried to be like Dad.
10:55It's okay.
10:57It's okay.
11:12Hey!
11:14Hey!
11:15Watch it!
11:16Dick!
11:17Hey, Mark!
11:19Mark!
11:21Mark!
11:23Whoa!
11:25Are you okay?
11:26My dad, um, he got attacked.
11:29What?
11:31You're kidding!
11:33Oh, God, you're not kidding.
11:35Is he okay?
11:36What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital.
11:39They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's, it's messed up, but, you know, he's really hurt.
11:46Jesus, Mark.
11:47I'm so sorry.
11:48Did they catch you, did it?
11:50No, not yet.
11:51Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city, I'm here for you.
11:56Whatever you need.
11:57You want to talk?
11:58I'll listen.
11:59You and Debbie need a lasagna?
12:00I make a good one.
12:02Actually, I make a great one.
12:04Eve Wilkins.
12:05What?
12:06Uh, um, yeah, that's her.
12:09I need to talk to her.
12:10Ha!
12:11You and all the other straight boys in a ten-mile radius.
12:14Good luck with that.
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:19Eve?
12:21Hi, um...
12:22Oh, hey.
12:23Mark, right?
12:25Grayson.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Um, thanks for saving my butt back there.
12:31Y-yesterday, I mean...
12:34Yesterday?
12:34Oh.
12:36Oh.
12:37That was you!
12:39In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah, that was me.
12:43I'm, um...
12:45Invincible.
12:47God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe.
12:54I'm Adam Eve.
12:56But the rest of the team just calls me Eve.
12:58So does everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:03Invincible.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Do you want to talk about yesterday?
13:08You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:11I heard he just let Todd hit him, like 20 times.
13:15He didn't flinch or anything.
13:16Todd got so freaked out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh.
13:21Of course, Amber, you're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does.
13:31It's a psychology thing.
13:32If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm.
13:39I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us.
13:42Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:47Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force.
13:50Those guys are the worst.
13:51They got their asses kicked by the Lizard League last year.
13:55Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers.
14:02That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah, okay.
14:06Explains a lot.
14:07Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10I froze out there.
14:11People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you.
14:15And everyone freezes their first time.
14:17I used to throw up before every fight.
14:19Barf my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant.
14:25You'll get used to it.
14:27The fights, not the barfing.
14:30Uh, I...
14:32I just...
14:33It wasn't what I expected.
14:36I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41Oh, shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:46I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:49It...
14:50Now I'm kidding.
14:52You are new at this.
14:57Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know.
15:02I...
15:02I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:07Meet me out front after class, invincible.
15:18You kids did good, Robot.
15:20Thank you, Cecil.
15:21It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency, though your use of the term kids might be considered condescending.
15:27What a victory.
15:28No.
15:29Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:32338.
15:34338.
15:35And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:39The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves the Flaxons.
15:43I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded.
16:04For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from.
16:10They ran off the...
16:11Because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh.
16:14Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible?
16:22He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhero.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up.
16:29We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another.
16:38Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security systems forensics, frankly, is stumped.
16:46I told them to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all.
16:51I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director.
17:00Move it.
17:06Come on out.
17:08I know you're there.
17:09I know you're there.
17:11Wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell...
17:21Damien Darkblood.
17:22Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheros murdered.
17:31Strongest man on the planet almost dead.
17:35No suspects.
17:36No leads.
17:37How does he...
17:38I don't know.
17:39Demon magic or something.
17:40If you're asking if we need your help...
17:42Wasn't asking.
17:46Fine.
17:47Knock yourself out.
17:49Help us solve the case, oh great horned Holmes.
17:52Sir, are you sure?
17:54You got a problem with a demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald.
17:58The-theoretically.
18:03Hey, I heard you took a few on the chin for me again.
18:06Oh, hey, Amber.
18:09Uh, yeah, but don't worry.
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with Todd.
18:13I let him hit me until he gets bored and goes home.
18:17Hmm.
18:18Nice.
18:19He'll never see it coming.
18:21Unfortunately, neither will your face.
18:23Eh, people always told me I was too pretty anyway.
18:25I gotta run.
18:26Catch you later.
18:30Ready?
18:38Try to keep up.
18:55Eve?
18:55Eve?
18:56Eve?
19:00Oh, shit!
19:07Okay.
19:08Let's try this again.
19:16Follow me.
19:32Now I know.
19:41Cool.
19:45Beg.
19:49Oh, hey!
19:51It's the Iceman!
19:53Rex!
19:54Couldn't have won that fight without you.
19:55Oh!
19:56Except we did.
19:57They got old.
19:59And ran away.
20:00Still counts.
20:01Welcome, Invincible.
20:02My name is Robot.
20:04Apologies for Rexplode.
20:05He's...
20:06Unbelievably awesome.
20:07Incorrigible.
20:08And rude.
20:09And...
20:10Bored of this.
20:12Unduplicate.
20:13Invincible.
20:14Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:16Hey, Robot.
20:18Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate.
20:23As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own.
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return.
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos.
20:36It should give us a few minutes of early warning.
20:39Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies.
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed.
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course.
20:55Just text me, I guess.
20:57Oh, right.
20:58You need my number.
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but they were all pretty cool.
21:07Except Rexplode.
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is.
21:10I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one.
21:17Just a friend.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Thanks, Mom.
21:25Oh, Mark.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you.
21:32Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives.
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought.
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero.
21:42Your dad's good at a lot of things.
21:45Talking about his feelings isn't one of them.
21:47But we can talk.
21:58Is, uh, is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya.
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:04We've contacted them, yes, but this is a secure facility.
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital.
22:10But she'll be okay.
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell, but I hope so.
22:33Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38uh we're just friends will you stop saying that it's like you're trying to
22:44jinx any chance you have of dating Eve a day ago you said I had no chance that
22:49was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday everyone saw that it
22:55doesn't matter she already has a boyfriend so you can be more awesome
22:59than him and take his place that's how dating works why are you so intimidated
23:05by her other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic thanks for that
23:10William I gotta go go go where you know what I don't care it's probably somewhere
23:17you'll be alone forever is mark dating Eve Wilkins I wish I I mean no definitely not
23:26she's got a boyfriend he is super available you want his number I'll write it down
23:36uh where are you guys coming from um we go to the same high school Rex oh you do do
23:43you um yeah we do must be nice you know who never got to go to high school me we
23:50know it shows I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand guess who's
24:04back
24:10getting old robot why aren't they getting old they seem to have discovered a way to resist
24:16our time stream in three days three days for us decades for them who cares I bet their bones
24:23don't work so do ours ready for this yeah I think so
24:36yeah
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25:04Zoey, it's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:29No!
25:53Kill him!
25:56So come away!
25:59oh
26:18they seem to have spent their time wisely
26:29No! Don't! Don't!
26:32Don't! Don't!
26:34I sent you!
26:36I sent you!
26:37Watch my hand!
26:48Invincible!
26:51Eve...
26:56You okay?
26:59No!
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream.
27:18Destroy their wristbands.
27:20What?
27:21All of them?
27:23No!
27:25No!
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29:38No!
29:39They said she'd recover.
29:41It's part of the job.
29:44Come on, let's go home.
29:46I'm dying for some real food.
29:51Hey, I need my costume back.
29:52I don't care how torn up it is.
29:54It's classified.
29:55And I want it back.
29:57Go get it.
29:58Now!
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week.
30:11Leaving the local champions to pick up the slack.
30:20It's like you're not even trying.
30:23It's like you're not even trying.
30:24And now you're trying too hard.
30:26Slow down.
30:27Don't hit me where I am.
30:29Hit me where-
30:32Thanks for the tip.
30:34You know, you have to be able to take a hit-
30:36I'm calling!
30:41Nolan!
30:42Oh, great.
30:44We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast.
30:47He's back.
30:49Fifteen minutes till he's breathing our air.
30:51I wouldn't ask, Nolan.
30:53But with the guardians gone-
30:55I'll stop him.
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week.
30:59And you want to send him to space?
31:00No. No way. He doesn't work for you.
31:04Sweetie.
31:04There's no one else, Debbie.
31:05I'll go.
31:07Sweetie.
31:07I said no.
31:08You're still injured.
31:10I'll go.
31:11Okay.
31:12What?
31:12Why not? He's not that tough.
31:14Mark can take him.
31:15Oh, wonderful.
31:17That's your solution.
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:20Just knock some sense into the guy and throw him back where he came from.
31:23Easy.
31:25How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing.
31:29You don't.
31:31Twelve minutes.
31:40Okay.
31:42No.
31:46Okay.
31:56Hey.
31:58You're early.
31:59Ant, you shaved your mustache.
32:01Stay away from my planet.
32:11Not bad.
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something, your moon is that way.
32:22Why can't I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:35I'm sad for your people.
32:37No.
32:37Hold on.
32:40No.
32:54No.
32:55You're the same guy.
32:57No, I'm not the same guy.
32:57I fought here three to one.
32:58No.
32:58I'm not the same guy.
33:00Well, sucks to be you then.
33:01Ah, my eye!
33:03Really?
33:04You tried this already?
33:06Yeah.
33:13maybe you'll do after all what are you talking about
33:25are you using your time out
33:52all right I'm an evaluation officer for the coalition of planets
33:57I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of
34:01defending them against you know planet-conquering monsters things of that
34:05nature I literally have no idea what any of that means well I don't know what to
34:11tell you man your planet signed up for the program see request from Urath for
34:15evaluation Urath this is earth
34:21oh yes not Urath no is that with an E or a U
34:27E
34:29oh I'm in so much trouble well thanks for letting me know
34:33I'm Alan by the way invincible oh yeah a little optimistic isn't it
34:39yeah I know I just bought you and I think you're quite invincible
34:44okay well as long as I don't get fired I'll see you around invincible sorry about all that
34:53what the hell was that
35:00wow cool
35:03before I go I already told you everything I remember
35:08right right just go over it for me one more time
35:11I got a distress call from the guardians but when I arrived everything seemed fine
35:18then the lights went out and someone attacked me
35:21I fought with them until I passed out woke up in your hospital that's it
35:26that's it
35:29must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before
35:35yeah
35:39do you have any leads yet
35:40someone thinks they're too clever for us
35:43they all think that at first
36:01look Todd why don't we just
36:03shut it Grayson
36:05I'm sorry
36:06what
36:08sorry I kicked your ass
36:09I don't know what you're saying
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass okay
36:18oh
36:20thanks I guess
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number
36:25what
36:25do you want Amber's phone number nerd
36:28yes but why are you
36:30because she found some old photos of me okay
36:32photos she said she'd delete if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again
36:36there
36:36have a crappy life with her
36:38suck
36:42photos of what Todd
36:44don't push your luck Grayson
36:50Amber
36:51I mean
36:53hello
37:04but that's mine
37:11I have bad news
37:12oh
37:14robots got bad news everybody
37:16did you hear that
37:17hey robot
37:18what's the bad news
37:20there are too many of them
37:21their technology has advanced too far
37:23and they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream
37:26we should consider the city lost
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response
37:31what no no way
37:33we're not nuking anyone robot and we're not giving up
37:37what are we fight force
37:40I love you man
37:41but sometimes
37:42you've got a screw
37:44I don't use screws
37:46my fastenings are all magnetic interlocks
37:56let's move here
38:10let's move here
38:14let's move here
38:16let's move here
38:16go
38:19Invincible!
38:43Are you okay, Mark?
38:54No!
39:07My turn.
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44:09We'll see you next time.
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