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Hot π₯ Carving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:01Seriously, that bodyguard dude let us in like 20 minutes ago. Where is this guy?
00:05Hannah!
00:06Excuse you, Miles Means is not a guy. He's pop star royalty.
00:10And my future husband, thank you very much.
00:12He's rude is what he is.
00:15I'm sick of this. Stay here.
00:24Oh, good. You must be the stripper we ordered.
00:27About time, sweetheart.
00:28Not the...
00:36Oh my god!
00:38Lexus, Jesus!
00:40Miles Means!
00:41You are literally, like, my favorite person on this whole entire planet.
00:44And I have listened to the star in your heart like 15,000 times and...
00:47Wow, you're even cuter in person. I can't believe you're...
00:50This is actually...
00:51Hey, hey. Deep breaths, yeah?
00:53You two must be the contest winners. Nice to meet you.
00:57Hi.
00:59Tell you what. The star in your heart was actually my producer's idea.
01:02And, uh, maybe we go see him now, huh?
01:05Yeah.
01:05Okay.
01:08You knew we were the contest winners.
01:10So that whole stripper thing was, what, just to mess with me?
01:14It was a joke. Cheer up.
01:16Now you get to tell everyone you sat in Miles Means' lap.
01:19Right.
01:20This may come as a shock to your massive ego, but I don't actually care enough about you to talk
01:24about you.
01:24I'm here for my sister, and you're going to show her a wonderful time with a nice, normal human being.
01:31Or what?
01:34Bad press goes a long way.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:51That's Lance Carter.
01:52Producer, prodigy, feisty.
01:56You're Judd Jones.
01:57Grandpa Jed.
01:58Head of security.
02:00Grandpa?
02:01You know I'm like five years older than these guys, right?
02:04Anyways, ground rules.
02:06So, as contest winners, you will be spending the day with Miles, getting an inside look at the songwriting process.
02:12Lucky us.
02:13What?
02:14You don't want to get up close and personal?
02:16I thought we were building so much couch.
02:18Uh, what were you saying?
02:19There will be no recordings, no pictures, and no touching.
02:24New protocol.
02:25I have a stalker.
02:26One of the crazy ones.
02:28Lucky me.
02:29Alright.
02:29So, everything understood?
02:31Yes?
02:32Great.
02:33I'll leave you to it.
02:35So that last rule, is that a pet of the boys as well, or?
02:38You know what they say?
02:39Rules are meant to be broken.
02:42What's that?
02:43Oh.
02:44Is that broken enough for you?
02:47Funny.
02:48This house doesn't really give pop star mansion.
02:51I was expecting Miles Mayne's writing retreat would take place on a yacht or something.
02:55Not in a house in the middle of nowhere.
02:58Well, it's my grandad's place.
03:00I grew up coming here.
03:01I wanted to get back to my roots for the second album.
03:04Oh.
03:05Could we hear some?
03:06Please?
03:09Funny, uh, we-
03:11Miles, have actually been going through a little bit of a writer's block recently.
03:15How about you play something from the first album?
03:16Oh.
03:17I already told you I'm not playing that crap.
03:18No more poppy commercial bullshit.
03:20And I've already told you for the past ten years of working with you, commercial does not equal bad.
03:25The label wants-
03:26Screw the label.
03:27I'm an artist.
03:28I'm not a product.
03:30Oh.
03:31I'm sure my sister, who was a huge fan on the first album, would really love to hear something from
03:36it.
03:38Remember what we just talked about?
03:40Uh, maybe a lesson instead?
03:43Look, I died at the harmony stack in the chorus of Honey Love Forever.
03:47Maybe you could show us how you did that.
03:49It was me, actually.
03:52Seriously?
03:53Well, you're literally a genius.
03:55I mean, the hyper-production of the backing vocals is...
03:58Chef's kiss.
03:59Nice to have someone who actually appreciates what I do.
04:02Alexis?
04:03Come on.
04:04I want to show you something.
04:06Really?
04:07Let's go.
04:08Okay.
04:09Look at that.
04:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:12Don't you want a free lesson after you came all this way?
04:14The ingratitude.
04:16You're right.
04:17My mistake.
04:18I am so grateful to be in the presence of the genius writer who wrote the song,
04:22My Heart Beats Deep for You, Girl.
04:24See?
04:25I knew you were a fan.
04:27Come here.
04:27Let me give you a lesson.
04:31Come here.
04:38I'm not a fan.
04:39You're just an egotistical psychopath who sings empty love songs to indoctrinate young women.
04:46You don't think I know your type?
04:48I go to Juilliard.
04:50Juilliard, huh?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Must be an expert.
04:55What do you do, maestro?
04:57I am a dancer.
04:59Ballet.
05:00I am actually auditioning to be Prima in my company on Friday.
05:03Hmm.
05:04Yeah?
05:05Well, I can show you my art.
05:09If you show me yours.
05:15Hi, Pat.
05:16Yeah.
05:21You can show me anything you want.
05:33Pass.
05:36Uh...
05:37Why don't we just try to get through this godforsaken day and then I can go back to never having
05:41to see your face ever again.
05:44Whatever you say, sweetheart.
05:56Yes!
05:57Woo!
05:58Take that.
05:59Lex?
05:59Beer pong?
06:00Seriously?
06:00You're not even 21?
06:02I will be.
06:03In two months.
06:04You better be pinch drinking for her.
06:05Want to play?
06:06Not with you, no.
06:09Boys will be boys.
06:10Judd always pretends like he's our babysitter.
06:13So does the gig come with bath time and bedtime stores as well?
06:18Uh, no.
06:18Why are you offering though?
06:22So you flirting with my producer now?
06:24No, I just...
06:25Because if you want my attention, all you have to do is ask.
06:27What I want has nothing to do with you, so why don't you just mind your own business and let
06:30the adults talk?
06:31I don't look like an adult to you?
06:35When are you gonna stop trying to mess with me?
06:39You know, it's really not that cute.
06:42I think I made you laugh.
06:45I think you like it.
06:46I don't.
06:47Liar.
06:52Are you okay?
06:54Yeah.
06:56What was that?
06:58Is everyone okay?
07:00Yeah.
07:02Alright, well I got some bad news.
07:04We got a storm rolling in.
07:06What about our flights?
07:08No one's going anywhere.
07:09Not tonight.
07:11Guess we're stuck together?
07:13Winner.
07:13Oh my god, are we like in danger?
07:15Is this a killer storm kind of thing?
07:18I have to leave.
07:19I have a really important audition on Friday that I cannot miss.
07:21Save it for the pilots, sweetheart.
07:23I'm sure a rescue plane's gonna come by and save the ballerina.
07:27I really gotta leave or else I'll go to jail for attempted murder.
07:30Hannah!
07:32Look, I don't have any details, alright?
07:34But as soon as I find out something, you'll be the first to know.
07:37In the meantime, seeing as there are no hotels within a 50-mile radius, you two get comfortable.
07:50So now that we've got some time to kill, does anyone want to see this guitar synth hybrid I've been
07:55working on?
07:55Love.
07:58Okay.
07:58Okay.
07:58Okay.
08:00Oh wait.
08:02If you get scared of the storm, my door's open.
08:07No.
08:08How many times do I have to turn you down?
08:11I think I'd rather sleep outside.
08:24Do it.
08:26This is like a dream come true.
08:28More like a nightmare.
08:30Okay.
08:31Listen up, sister.
08:32Over the course of the next however many days we're stuck here, Miles and I are gonna fall madly in
08:37love. Got it?
08:39Sure, I can, you know, barely talk to him without feeling like I'm gonna puke butterflies, but it'll just make
08:46for good stories to tell the grandkids.
08:48Your job is to play nice with your future brother-in-law.
08:52I don't want to have to choose sides, but if it comes down to it, I might have to.
08:57What about Lance?
08:59He seems nice and you guys both know the same techno mumbo jumbo.
09:03Yeah, I mean, he's like a producing wizard, but...
09:06I mean, it's Miles Mayes.
09:09Lex, I just...
09:11I don't want you to get hurt.
09:13Guys like Miles, they're all take and no give.
09:16I know.
09:17But Han, Miles isn't your loser wannabe ex-boyfriend.
09:22For one thing, he's not wannabe.
09:24Please, let me just try. For me, please, please.
09:29Fine.
09:31Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you.
09:36Alexis Mayes.
09:38Got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
10:00Can I help you?
10:02I...
10:05Couldn't sleep.
10:06Storm.
10:07I thought I'd make some hot cocoa or something, but only it was bird food.
10:12Well, it takes a lot of work to look this good.
10:20What?
10:26What?
10:27What do we say when we want to share?
10:29Give it.
10:31No.
10:44You gonna make enough for two?
10:46What do we say when we want someone to share?
10:53Please.
11:02I know you're doing it wrong.
11:06You gotta heat it on the stove.
11:08Yeah, but sure.
11:09Let me show you how it's done.
11:15What, you're not used to girls who don't swoon over you?
11:19Get used to it.
11:22Maybe I will.
11:24Maybe I will.
11:45Nice and slow.
11:48Stop flirting with me.
11:51You first.
11:52You're such a child.
11:54Teen idol?
11:56Arrested development?
11:57I mean, what can you do?
12:05Sure you don't want to bung with me?
12:07What did I literally just say?
12:10You're so pretty, yet so dumb.
12:13You think I'm pretty?
12:16I'm going to bed now.
12:18I bet you had a poster of me on your wall, didn't you?
12:22Goodnight, Miles.
12:30Yes.
12:42Morning, sunshine. What's up?
12:46Pretty impressive, huh?
12:47Uh-huh.
12:48Really? You call that choreo?
12:51You think you can do better, ballerina?
12:53Oh, I know I can do better.
12:55See it.
12:57Let me show you how it's done.
13:01But I'm gonna die.
13:03I think about you.
13:05It was only one night.
13:07Only that time.
13:08And it's not my style to be caught up in the middle like this.
13:11Cause now I dream about you.
13:14I was probably too drunk.
13:16It's blurry, but I've got the image of you.
13:19Only circles in my mind right now.
13:21And it could fade away.
13:24But it probably won't.
13:26And I should let it be.
13:28But I'm gonna die.
13:30Dive into you.
13:33Maybe I'll drown.
13:35What can I do?
13:38And it would be alright to let me down.
13:42But rather we drive and let these feelings slide.
13:45Cause I'm gonna die.
13:47Dive into you.
13:57Dude.
14:01Yes.
14:02Yes, that is exactly what you need.
14:06I'm a singer, not a dancer.
14:08No one cares about my choreo.
14:10No, you wanted to be the front man.
14:11So suck it up and front man.
14:13That is amazing.
14:14Can you teach him some moves?
14:15What's in it for me?
14:18Backstage passes to your stop in the next door.
14:20She'll do it.
14:25Meanwhile, I'd love to hear those new samples you were talking about yesterday.
14:30Pretty please.
14:32Yeah, yeah.
14:36How do you want me, coach?
14:38Okay.
14:39It doesn't even make sense.
14:40Start with you right here.
14:41I would try to fight it.
14:43I would try to fight it.
14:44Every time that we had touched and run caught on fire.
14:47We could blame it on the wine.
14:48But we know that we were both still alive.
14:49I could not just take a sink.
14:51Just a little bit.
14:52Then a little bit of the movement.
14:54Then a little bit of the movement.
14:56Loose it.
14:56Loose it.
14:58Ten.
15:01Hips.
15:03Not bad.
15:04Okay.
15:05That's good.
15:06Hips.
15:07Back.
15:11Usually I already do it with your body.
15:14Not too much.
15:15Oops.
15:16And one.
15:22Okay.
15:24Ready?
15:35Yeah, it's perfect.
15:44Did they teach you that in ballet school?
15:46Not exactly.
15:53I actually started in hip-hop, but my parents said it was a waste of talent, so I went classical.
16:00Trying to be a prima or a prime or whatever?
16:04It's prima.
16:05I mean, yeah, sure.
16:08It's a lot of work.
16:10It's death to your joints, and all the other girls are a bunch of flimsy bitches, but I want to
16:15dance, so...
16:17What else am I going to do?
16:18Strip?
16:20Yeah.
16:21Shut up.
16:22Okay.
16:23Round two.
16:27Judd got an update from the Coast Guard.
16:29Can we leave?
16:32No.
16:34Storms are hitting the coast.
16:35No flights are leaving.
16:44I don't understand.
16:45Again, it's literally sunshine and blue skies outside.
16:47It's fine.
16:48I didn't realize you were a meteorologist.
16:5072 hours of lockdown would kill me now.
16:53Hey, on the bright side, we get three whole days of uninterrupted album inspo with a couple of our Vegas
16:58fans.
17:01Hey, Lex, tell them about your song.
17:03Really?
17:04Yeah.
17:06Okay, um, I think Harry Styles' lyricism meets Sabrina Carpenter Hooks, so, like, fun and catchy, but also emotional and
17:15kind of vocal.
17:17Miles, you gotta hear it.
17:18I think it's got real commercial potential.
17:20I'm sure it's a hit, but I'm not your guy.
17:24I already told you I don't want to do commercial.
17:27Dude, just because millions of people hear something doesn't mean it's not art.
17:30Okay?
17:31When did you become such a snob?
17:32Since when did you become the label's little bitch, huh?
17:35I said no.
17:35I don't know.
18:05I don't know.
18:34It's not bad.
18:36It's not bad.
18:38Oh.
18:41You're too kind.
18:42It just needs words, right?
18:44I'm serious.
18:46That song is a million times better than The Star in Your Heart.
18:48And I should know.
18:49Lexus practically tattooed that on my eardrum.
18:53You want to tell the label that?
18:54Aw, the poor little rich boy has it so hard.
18:58I mean, just sacrifices artistic freedom for fame and fortune.
19:01You think I have it good, huh?
19:02I had a Xanax prescription when I was 14.
19:05Lance and Judd, they're the only people I trust.
19:08I had to work four jobs just to get through college.
19:11I ate ramen for an entire year just to afford new pointe shoes.
19:14Oh, yeah?
19:15My stalker sends me vials of her blood.
19:20Seriously?
19:22Seriously?
19:26Okay, you win.
19:28You mean lose.
19:32I'm sorry.
19:33That's really not funny.
19:34I think girls sending me their bodily fluids is hilarious.
19:40So I guess we're both not doing what we really want to be doing, huh?
19:46Maybe we should do what we want to do.
19:56You first.
20:00Play it again.
20:11Thank you for coming.
20:12Oh, yeah.
20:13Thanks for having me.
20:14Still corrupting my sister, I see.
20:17Okay.
20:17Like, you never drank underage before.
20:20I didn't, actually.
20:22Hey, come on.
20:23It's just a game.
20:24Such a goody two-shoes.
20:25I'm not.
20:27Prove it.
20:28You're going to relax or what?
20:32Oh!
20:33Go, go, go, go, go, go!
20:35There she is like, ooh!
20:36Yeah, man, go ahead!
20:38All right, I'll play.
20:39Let's go.
20:40Let's go.
20:41Okay, so I'm pretty sure everyone has a pile of...
20:45Woo!
20:47I'm feeling way too low to start this night.
20:50One, two, three.
20:52Can't stop the first three.
20:53Okay.
20:54Okay.
20:55Okay.
20:58You.
21:00This time I get you mad.
21:06Boop, go, go, go, go, go, go.
21:08Go, go, go.
21:08We got started.
21:11I know.
21:12Come on.
21:13Go, go.
21:16Go, go, go.
21:18Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep.
21:24What's next item?
22:09okay enough drinking now what hmm how about
22:20spin the bottle i'm down bro what are we like 14 no when we were 14 we were on tour
22:29come on
22:30we've never done this let's do it
22:48oh okay your turn
22:57this is dumb we don't have to
22:59uh rules are rules really because i recall someone saying that rules were meant to be broken
23:07who me never
23:18see
23:24all right
23:29boo boring
23:51hey but the power went on again
23:56okay um well there's a flashlight in the kitchen uh probably some candles upstairs so
24:03uh we'll get them
24:10of course now the emergency lights come on
24:19so it's pretty easy meeting green huh i mean none of these things are a total drag but
24:24it actually seems like you and hannah right now
24:29what no no i'm just messing with her
24:36yeah is that why you look like you wanted to rip my head off when i kissed her
24:40no man i just i mean yeah she's hot but she's annoying and she's always making fun of me
24:47yeah it sounds like she treats you like a real person and not like god maybe that's a good thing
24:50dude
24:54fine so uh you don't mind if i make a move or anything
25:02yeah nothing's out miles have known you since you were 12 years old i've literally never ever seen
25:06you look at anyone the way you look at her
25:10yeah well i've never met anyone like her before is that what you want to hear
25:16it doesn't matter even if i did like her she hates my guts she just thinks i'm some dumb
25:24playboy asshole sellout guy miles man's doubting himself
25:32i never thought i'd see today this girl something special man
25:41i'd say go for it
25:46do us all a favor and let someone deflate that fat ego over yours
26:23how did you kiss miles i didn't i mean not really you don't like him do you what
26:31no it was just for the game i didn't want to make things weird right
26:36lex please don't be there i'm not mad i'm just surprised i don't know like you guys have been
26:44fighting all week and i never thought i'd say this but he's actually been such a dick to you and
26:48it's
26:48not even don't worry i will not include that in your maid of honor speech i promise
26:56right okay this is dumb we don't even need candles i'm just gonna grab my phone give me a sec
27:19the voice of the game
27:21and i'm just gonna grab my phone and i'm just gonna grab my phone and i'll just grab my phone
27:22and i'll just
27:22get out of your mouth
27:27get off me
27:27We are bound together by blood.
27:31I gave him mine, and now I'm here for his.
27:35Our first.
27:37I saw you kiss him.
27:40And I won't let you get in the way of our love.
27:43Help someone, please help me!
27:45You're fucking crazy!
27:47Only when I'm off my meds, bitch.
27:51Hey, hey! Get off of me!
27:53Get off of me!
27:54Get around here!
27:55Let go of me! Myles! Myles!
27:58It's me! It's me, baby!
28:00You're so mean!
28:01Are you okay? Oh my god.
28:04Hey, hey, hey. Hey, deep breaths.
28:06Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
28:08Breathe in. Breathe in.
28:09Breathe out.
28:14Hannah?
28:18Hannah!
28:20Oh my god.
28:21That was so scary. Are you okay?
28:24Who was that crazy bitch?
28:26I'm sorry, I promise. I'm okay.
28:28Gee, I don't know what I would have done if it's okay.
28:31I'm right here, I promise.
28:46I'm right here, I promise.
29:13I couldn't sleep.
29:16Me neither.
29:19I, uh, had used some hot cocoa.
29:22I couldn't sleep.
29:23Not that it makes up for the fact that I almost got you killed.
29:29But I just felt...
29:31I feel...
29:33horrible that I dragged you into this...
29:36mess of my life.
29:38And...
29:39you obviously are well within your rights to ruin my reputation.
29:43since...
29:44I have completely failed at being a nice, normal human being.
30:11If one,
30:12you can't hit the part of my career,
30:14Remember what you come from here,
30:14It'sδΈ, it's...
30:15It's not there.
30:17We are hiding here for it.
30:39I can't, I can't do this.
30:43My sister, she, she's going to kill me.
30:46She loves you.
30:47Look, your sister's sweet, but you're the only Taylor sister I'm interested in.
30:54But, you're miles away.
30:56You can literally have any girl you want.
30:59I'm being serious, Hannah.
31:03I've never felt like this before.
31:05I just don't want, I don't want you to stop.
31:08Okay?
31:09Me neither.
31:12I want you.
31:14Are you sure?
31:16Because if this is about me almost getting you killed and that's some sort of the only
31:20lit once thing.
31:21Yes.
31:21I can't see you anymore, man.
31:22I'm sorry.
31:24No.
31:26No.
31:27No.
31:29No.
31:30No, no.
31:30No.
31:30No.
31:33No.
31:49No, no, no.
31:51No.
32:03so this is what being run out on feels like
32:08i've only been on the other side
32:11i'm sorry last night was a mistake
32:13because your sister
32:15look i've been thinking
32:18what if alexis just gets over me
32:21i know it's hard to imagine
32:25but lance seems to like her a lot
32:28and they just get to know each other a little longer
32:30it's not about that
32:32just give me until the storm passes
32:34and i swear to you i'll play cupid
32:38and she'll forget my name
32:41good luck
32:43even if that were to happen
32:45it's more than that
32:47i have an audition i have to get back to
32:49you're going on tour
32:51this isn't real life miles
32:54we're living in a fantasy
32:59yeah
33:00well
33:01all i know is
33:07i can't let you go
33:17i should go before she wakes up
33:35round two
33:42great news boss
33:43storm's cleared
33:45we're ready to go
33:45stock has been evacuated
33:47placed into custody
33:48and i've got a plane for the taylor sisters
33:49you know
33:51what if they didn't leave
33:53what do you mean
33:54i think
33:56let's keep this between us two
33:58i think a few more days would be good
34:00i'm feeling inspired again finally
34:03and i could use alexis's insight
34:07and hannah's dancing
34:08or you know
34:09her coaching
34:10listen
34:12i don't know
34:12after the incident last night
34:14it's a security risk
34:15no the alarm system was only down because of the power but
34:17great that's great
34:18yeah it'll just be two or three days
34:20i'm sure she won't mind
34:23wanna bet
34:27i'm just gonna
34:29yeah
34:31came back
34:33what is wrong with you
34:35i can explain
34:36what are you were just gonna make me miss
34:38my entire audition
34:39and ruin everything
34:41hannah you don't even want to be a ballerina
34:42you said so yourself
34:43so what you can't abduct me
34:44just because you think
34:45you know what's best
34:46i wasn't abducting you
34:46i just needed more time
34:47for lance and alexis
34:48like i said
34:49you are so selfish
34:51all you care about is what you want
34:55how could i have been so stupid
34:57why did i let this happen
34:58what are you just toying with me
34:59i wasn't toying with you
35:00i was falling in love with you
35:09what the hell
35:11lex i
35:13wait
35:14no
35:15you stay here
35:16you've done enough
35:22alexis
35:22i'm so sorry
35:23i never wanted you to find out like this
35:25yeah i'm guessing you didn't want me to find out at all
35:29how did it start
35:32last night
35:33after the stalker
35:34he was comforting me
35:37and he made me feel safe
35:38and then
35:39later i
35:40couldn't sleep
35:41and
35:44you had sex with him
35:46alexis
35:47it just happened
35:48i never meant to hurt you
35:49how could you
35:52he's an asshole
35:54what
35:56i thought you loved him
35:58i mean
35:58i did
35:59i did
36:01he's actually not an asshole
36:06really
36:07he's like competitive and selfish and full of himself
36:12but
36:13he's also creative
36:16and talented and funny and surprisingly sweet
36:21oh my god
36:22you love him
36:23no
36:24i mean i don't know
36:28isn't it too early for something like that
36:31it doesn't matter
36:33he lied to me
36:35so it's over
36:36and
36:36we're leaving today
36:37i don't know han
36:39i've
36:39i've never seen anyone break through your shell like this before
37:00okay i know we're compromising but that's way too emo
37:06did you strike out with him
37:09i wish
37:09i wish
37:21well give it to me what'd you do
37:25bro it's literally my job as your best friend and producer to clean up your shit so what did you
37:29do
37:31i was going to abduct her
37:35what
37:36i mean not really
37:38obviously i just
37:41i may have tried to omit some information on when she was allowed to leave
37:46okay that's bad man
37:48oh no
37:48that's bad
37:49i know
37:50she's got every right to be pissed at me
37:53just the idea of her leaving me behind
37:57her going back to her real life and thinking of me as this like dumb fantasy
38:03i wanted more
38:05i want to be more
38:08i still do
38:11let's stop being miserable about him let's do something
38:14what do you mean
38:16we got some ideas
38:26our car will be here in 10
38:30hey lex
38:32could i steal you for a second i'm trying to figure out this bridge and i need your genius on
38:36sorry but car
38:37of course
38:39i'll be two seconds i swear
38:42if you are not back by the time the car gets here i'm leaving without you
38:59so
39:01you tell the press that i'm an egotistical chauvinist asshole yet
39:05i don't want to see you right now miles
39:08you know what
39:08i don't think i ever want to see you again
39:15okay
39:17don't look at me
39:20just listen
39:42you're standing in the doorway like caught in your hair coco warm in both your hands like the whole world
39:51let you there you cross the room in silence weightless on the floor every step a held breath
39:59every step a held breath
40:01i've never felt for you turn without an audience you land without a sound like gravity is a promise that's
40:11gentler when you're around
40:17i don't want to see you again
40:18if the curtains fell forever
40:22if the music stopped on cue
40:27i'd still be standing breathless
40:57i'm sorry i lied
40:59i messed up i know i did
41:01it was selfish like you said and okay maybe i'm an egotistical psychopath
41:08but i can't imagine losing you
41:13i need you hannah i need you to push me and to put me back into place
41:19to call me out and to stand up to me and uh occasionally steal my hot cocoa
41:29i never wanted to do this stupid competition in the first place
41:32i begged the label to cancel but then it turns out
41:39meeting you i i'm the real big winner
41:47and you're free to go but you need to know that i want you to stay
41:59hi
42:03wait before you say anything i have one more thing for you
42:08job offer
42:11i want you as a lead dancer in my upcoming tour
42:15and uh as a choreographer if you're interested
42:19you don't have to do that you don't have to feel bad for making me miss my audition
42:25you're right i didn't really want it anyways
42:34well i don't feel guilty about that
42:38because thinking of you dance to that boring classical stuff with a bunch of flimsy bitches
42:45that's the real waste of talent
42:50i'm asking you because you're an incredible artist hannah
42:53and i want you on my team
42:58and i can keep it professional i mean i don't want to but if you want to
43:08so what do you say
43:12i say yes
43:15tell the jobber to me
43:18to vote
43:21it worked your stupid love song indoctrinated me
43:42do you love birds?
43:45she said yes
43:47you know i really wanted you to be my husband but
43:50i think brother-in-law is much better
43:54okay we gotta toast welcome the new members of the team
43:56no way
43:57man come on i can have one dream
43:59you can't have one either because dance rehearsal starts today mr pop star
44:03what
44:04how do you want me coach
44:06how do you want me coach
44:09you
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