00:00in tears. Yeah, well, we've got more important things to sort out. Steve, will you let it
00:05go? Dan, damn the bookie, man. Don't tell me you've brought me a cheque for 450 quid,
00:12which, coincidentally, is the fee that my good friend Kevin here is charging to respray
00:16my cow. All right. Actually, I've just come in for a pie and a pint. Oh, shall I send
00:20you the bill? Why would I pay your garage bill? Because you scratched me car. Did you
00:24see me scratch your car? I don't need to see something to know it's true. Where you going?
00:28Somewhere else. Could have backed me up. Hiya. Pump out there, if I were you. Like
00:37who works in the bookies. Real nutter. Oh, looks heavy, that. Do you have anything else to do?
00:45Not right now. Read my lips. I did not scratch your car.
00:58not right now. Just, er... Oh, sorry.
01:27Hello? Who's that? You called me, don't you know? I tell you what, I'll give you a clue.
01:34You scratched my flipping car. You invited me independently and just didn't give me a chance
01:40chance to say no. Are you listening? Not really, no. I wondered how long it'd take.
01:46Find this funny, do you? About as funny as a scratch running the length of my car.
01:51What's going on now? He stole me phone. He wouldn't have...
01:54He did. You what? He pays for my respray. He gets his phone
01:58back. I'm holding it hostage. I need that phone for me work. Oh, good. Because I need a
02:02tidy car for my work. Well, you should have thought about that before you keyed it. I didn't
02:06touch your flaming car. Steve. Pay for the bill. Get your phone. Do you know what? You're
02:10asking for a thick lip now. Are you threatening me? Yeah, I'm threatening you because it's
02:14the only thing you seem to understand. All right. Come on. Out. This is my pub and your
02:20bard. You're a joke. Do you know that? A total joke. Out. Steve. No. This is a decent pub
02:28and we don't need some dodgy bucky who vandalises cars throwing his weight around. You're not
02:33welcome here. Out. You're making a big mistake. You made the mistake on my car. You see, round
02:40here we sort things out with talking. Not with mindless violence. If you didn't have a pub
02:44full of people in there, you'd have had a real taste of mindless violence. Come on, calm
02:48down. Oh, I can hear me so tough. You're old talk, bucky man. It's more you'll start to
02:53wait till I'm not looking and then scratch my arm. This is not over. No, that's right. Not
03:05you'll back down. They always do. It's all talk. We're closed. We need to talk. You'd better
03:19come in. There's no need for this. I agree. We were mates a few days ago. Exactly. So can
03:31we sort it out? Nothing would please me more. Starting with my mobile. I'd start with my
03:36money. I didn't scratch your car. Well, I think you did. Well, would you be making this much
03:40fuss if it were me? Yeah, I think you would. Claim it on the insurance. What, and save you
03:44450 quid? I don't think so. Do something to put your back up. Yeah, you scratched my car.
03:51I never touched your car. You said don't park in front of your shop. I asked you. Whatever.
03:55You still scratched my car. Which was parked in front of my shop. For a few minutes.
04:01Oh, is that your phone? I get it. Aw, it's your daddy. He's probably worried about you
04:10because it's past your bedtime. Just give me the phone. I tell you what, you want your
04:13phone, then pay up. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I meant to go for the phone.
04:18Put me in the eye! You want it? Go and fetch it. You're pathetic.
04:46Hey-ya! Have a snack on me. Night-night!
04:54Stay! Who's pathetic now, eh?
05:31Steve! Steve!
05:33Uh, you break this door. You pay for that, no? I hope you don't suffer from claustrophobia.
05:41Just open this door and I'll smash the old place up. Oh, dear. Sounds like you're a danger
05:46to yourself, mate. I think you need to sleep this one off.
05:52Steve!
05:55Steve!
06:03I tell you what, a night in there might make you see some sense.
06:09We normally have breakfast about eight. And if you're a good boy, I might give you some
06:14boiled egg and salt.
06:20Sleep tight, Bucky man.
06:24Oh!
06:26Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:29Oh!
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