00:00Oh, to be young again, eh?
00:04All he does is bang on about how successful he is,
00:07but he sleeps in his car.
00:08I don't know. Maybe Jenny's right. Maybe he's just tight.
00:13Apparently he splashed out on a spa day for...
00:15Oh, hello. I thought you were at the spa day.
00:17Yes, I was, but not anymore.
00:19A girl and I had a bit of a set, too.
00:21I thought you were getting a separate room.
00:23I'm sorry, it was really bugged out. Are you sure you're OK?
00:26No, I'm not. I'm really annoyed.
00:28Could I have a G&T, my love, please?
00:31Do you know, I think somebody might be telling me porcupines again,
00:35like Nick and David.
00:37What?
00:38Well, I've just been home before coming here,
00:40and there was somebody from Ellis Cook, a state agent,
00:44saying he was doing a valuation.
00:46Well, I haven't booked a valuation.
00:48I'm so angry that because of what David and Nick did to you,
00:52you don't trust your own family anymore.
00:55It does seem a bit suspicious.
00:57Oh, well, of course.
00:59You know, of course.
01:01I'm not blaming you, Mom.
01:03I understand entirely why you would leap to the wrong conclusion.
01:08So you did book a valuation, right?
01:10Yeah, months ago.
01:12And then cancelled it.
01:14Months ago.
01:15But why?
01:16Because you were going to put me in charge of the assets.
01:19I mean, it's the largest asset,
01:22so it made sense that we'd have it valued.
01:25And then I cancelled the appointment as soon as your circumstances changed.
01:31You know what?
01:34I remember the girl on the phone was pretty sketchy.
01:39You know, she probably postponed it instead of cancelled it.
01:44Sorry, but it was all an admin error.
01:46Maybe.
01:47A bit of a strange one.
01:49I mean, you have to be very sketchy to mistake,
01:51cancel for move appointment on a few months.
01:54Oh, these online calendars are a nightmare.
02:01So you had a nice time?
02:02Well, apart from me, Mom, having a go at me about the bathroom.
02:05Oh, she was in there for hours.
02:06Yeah, she does.
02:07But we're very grateful, aren't we, Mom?
02:11You're all right, girl.
02:12I'm still breathing.
02:14Oh, and a state agent came around to value her house while we were out.
02:18I told her it must have been an administrative error.
02:21Yeah, what else could it have been?
02:22Well, it could have been someone pretending to be Stephen,
02:27you know, weighing up the inheritance or even just stealing it.
02:30Ah, I'm sure.
02:31Hang on, you don't think this is me, do you?
02:33Yeah, that does sound quite proactive for him.
02:35Yeah, exactly.
02:36And you have got form.
02:37Oh, look, how many times, Grant?
02:38I mean, that was like 90% Nick, 95% even.
02:41Are you surprised?
02:42I don't trust you.
02:44I mean, you're a liar.
02:46Well, you want to talk about liars.
02:48Leo, don't.
02:50What's that?
02:51Yeah, have you got something to say?
02:53Look, it's none of my business.
02:54No, it's not.
02:56But if you want to talk about liars, that's that one.
02:59About why he's lying to you over where he slept last night.
03:01Sleep in the car, my love.
03:03Well, cos...
03:05It's embarrassing, OK?
03:07I got a bit drunk and I couldn't find a taxi.
03:10And then I dozed off and, uh...
03:12When I woke up, it just didn't seem like it was worth, you know, finding a hotel.
03:16And he got that drunk after you left us yesterday.
03:20Well, I didn't get legless, but I had a few cervezas in that, uh, that new tapas place.
03:26Hang on.
03:26You didn't seem that drunk when I saw you.
03:27You were brushing your teeth.
03:29Uh, sorry.
03:30I still don't get why you were involved in all of it.
03:33He's not.
03:34Because I know he's lying.
03:35Oh, you know what?
03:37Just ignore him.
03:37He hates me because Jenny got drunk and kissed me.
03:40What?
03:42Oh, I thought he was being narky with me because you told him.
03:47What, like, kissed-kissed?
03:49Like, snogged?
03:50I was drunk and I was on the rebound.
03:52We'd split up.
03:53Oh, we were on a break.
03:57Shut up, Shona.
03:59With him?
04:00I'm so sorry.
04:01I-I-I could be fed up of me and leave, so when I thought that that had happened, I
04:06-
04:06What were you thinking?
04:08I wasn't.
04:09Not with your brain, anyway.
04:11No.
04:12Look, it wasn't like I tried it on.
04:14She was probably just on the rebound.
04:15I was in the right place at- well, the wrong place at the wrong time.
04:18No, no.
04:19All this does is prove how much of a liar you are.
04:21Oh, listen, don't put this on me.
04:23Leo, please.
04:25Believe me, you are not worth it.
04:27And as soon as you lot realise that-
04:29Listen, I think you've said enough.
04:30Get off me!
04:35Punch on you there, Paul.
04:37Somebody call the police.
04:38Gail.
04:39No, I don't think we need to get the police involved.
04:42You didn't mean it, did you, Leo?
04:44All right, maybe you did, but it's my fault.
04:47Gail!
04:47Oh.
04:49Stop stirring.
04:50I don't want the fun at one, do I?
04:52I don't, David.
04:52I deserved it.
04:54Too right there.
04:55Leo!
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