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Yes, Chef
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00:00:16Chef Fabian Laurent. I haven't seen him since I was a teenager.
00:00:22What the fuck were you doing loitering me at my restaurant?
00:00:26I'm April Goodspeed, Chef. Your sister sent me here for an interview today.
00:00:32What? You're April?
00:00:35Yes, Chef.
00:00:41Give me your hand.
00:00:47Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:00:51Don't move.
00:00:58You look different.
00:01:01Yeah, so do you.
00:01:06Why are you looking at me like that?
00:01:10Ow! God, what the hell?
00:01:18You think that hurts? How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:01:23I can handle the pain, Chef.
00:01:25Yeah, I saw.
00:01:27Anyway, you're wasting your time. You would never last here.
00:01:31No. No, I know how to cook, Chef. Here, look at my resume.
00:01:45So you work at a few places with stars. So what, Kit?
00:01:49Just... just give me a chance.
00:01:51Okay, that's all I'm asking. I'll do anything.
00:01:54I don't know what my sister told you, but this place will break you.
00:01:57And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:01:59Just one chance, Chef. That's all I'm asking.
00:02:06Get your shit and go, Kit.
00:02:07Stop calling me that! I'm not a fucking kid anymore!
00:02:11You know your sister told me that you'd turn into a fucking asshole, but I didn't want to believe it.
00:02:188 a.m. tomorrow. You got one chance, Kit.
00:02:32Hi, are my results in?
00:02:34Yes, Miss Godspeed. I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options.
00:02:48As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple. Everyone gets three strikes. On your third, you're
00:02:54out on your fucking ass.
00:02:55Heard!
00:02:55Yes, Chef!
00:02:56Yes, Chef!
00:02:57Heard!
00:02:58Yes, Chef!
00:02:59I expect total perfection. No excuses. This is the only thing I care about. If you fuck up my world,
00:03:05you are gone.
00:03:06Heard!
00:03:06Yes, Chef!
00:03:07At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef. I only hire the best. I
00:03:11will choose the best.
00:03:15Heard!
00:03:16Take a shot, get to work. Let's fucking go!
00:03:25The cancer's come back.
00:03:29The good news is we caught it early this time, and there's still hope for you, of course.
00:03:33What can I do?
00:03:36There's a new pill.
00:03:40It's experimental.
00:03:42Very expensive.
00:03:44But it's your only option at the moment.
00:03:50How expensive.
00:03:52Hey!
00:03:56Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:03:58Yes, Chef.
00:03:59Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister.
00:04:04No one gets special treatment here.
00:04:06No one.
00:04:07You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way.
00:04:10Heard?
00:04:12Yes, Chef.
00:04:14Chef.
00:04:17Fucking what do you want?
00:04:19Who's this?
00:04:22Our new stash.
00:04:27Hmm.
00:04:29A little pretty for a cook now.
00:04:33I bet you don't last your two days.
00:04:43I bet you don't last your two days.
00:04:45Oh my God!
00:04:47You're going to get very familiar with these kids.
00:04:55Who's the new bitch?
00:04:57I have no idea.
00:04:59But she's gotta go.
00:05:06The sauce is ready.
00:05:31Maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:05:33Clean up your fucking mess.
00:05:42Death strike one.
00:05:44Come with me.
00:05:53I can't wear that in my kitchen. Take it off.
00:05:55I can't wear that in my kitchen. Take it off.
00:06:06Holy shit.
00:06:08Yes, please.
00:06:15Why are you looking at me like that?
00:06:20I'm...
00:06:20I just didn't realize...
00:06:24Never mind.
00:06:26Canard Cocoa Rose.
00:06:28My first award-winning dish.
00:06:29I thought of it at my mother's funeral.
00:06:31It was her favorite flower.
00:06:32We are all pirates.
00:06:34Where I'm fucking from.
00:06:35What I do and what I've done.
00:06:37How I live.
00:06:39Everything that you fucking see around you is who I am.
00:06:45Do not fuck with my world.
00:06:49Fuck with my world.
00:07:11It wasn't fucking dorky. We don't need a shelf.
00:07:13No idea.
00:07:40Come down.
00:07:41We're behind.
00:07:56Chef, I deserve a chance.
00:07:58But you're the potato girl now.
00:08:00I am better than peeling fucking potatoes, and you know that.
00:08:11Is that right?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13That's right.
00:08:15We'll see.
00:08:16You have five minutes to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:08:25We'll fucking get going.
00:08:37I need your station, chef.
00:08:42Behind.
00:09:1710 seconds.
00:09:199, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:09:32Oh!
00:09:42What the fuck is this?
00:09:43Are those potato chips?
00:09:57How is it?
00:10:03This is not an omelet.
00:10:06It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes.
00:10:08You know it's good, you just don't want to admit it.
00:10:11I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
00:10:14God, you really are just an asshole, aren't you?
00:10:18The only reason you are fucking here is because you know my sister.
00:10:22You are a shit crook.
00:10:29Oh my god.
00:10:30Chef, I-
00:10:31Stripes you, get the fuck out of my game.
00:10:32I am so sorry, Chef.
00:10:33I- I-
00:10:34Get it out.
00:10:36I'm so sorry, Chef.
00:10:36I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
00:10:36I-
00:10:37I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
00:10:39I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
00:10:41I- I- I- I- I- I-
00:11:13what are you doing here you said you were leaving is that how you talk to
00:11:17your fiance this is my apartment I'm not going nowhere you are a cheating lying
00:11:27druggy piece of shit you said I could stay the rest of the
00:11:31month well you can with me babe
00:11:50where the fuck are you going I am NOT staying here with you
00:12:01you cut the stupid chef shit April
00:12:04hey hey hey you shouldn't be working anyway you're not well
00:12:13come on baby when are we gonna get married huh
00:12:19it's the only way to get your inheritance
00:12:24money is for my future children I couldn't get it even if I wanted to
00:12:34we can fake the pregnancy it'll be easy
00:12:40hey hey don't be stupid you're sick remember who the fuck is gonna want you I will know
00:13:00never marry you
00:13:04I don't know.
00:13:50Just fire her, Fabian.
00:13:52Before it's too late.
00:13:57I'm up.
00:13:58I'm up.
00:13:59Do you have any idea how many health code violations you just broke?
00:14:02I'm sorry, Chef.
00:14:04I just...
00:14:06I don't have a place to stay right now.
00:14:09Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your pers...
00:14:22What the fuck is this?
00:14:26It's...
00:14:27It's nothing, Chef.
00:14:29My...
00:14:30My ex, he...
00:14:34It's nothing.
00:14:36He hit her?
00:14:37That bastard hit her.
00:14:41Where does he live?
00:14:42No.
00:14:43No, Chef.
00:14:44I don't need your help.
00:14:45Don't worry.
00:14:46I'll find out.
00:14:46No, stop.
00:14:47I can handle myself.
00:14:49I don't sell.
00:14:49I don't need your...
00:14:51Help.
00:14:52April?
00:14:53April, what's going on?
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:55Hey.
00:14:56Oh, come on.
00:15:07What happened to her?
00:15:08She's quite sick, Mr. Larrotte.
00:15:10It's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her.
00:15:13We prescribed her medication, but she said she couldn't afford it.
00:15:17She has cancer.
00:15:19Why wouldn't she tell me?
00:15:21You'll excuse me.
00:15:22I'll be right back.
00:15:41It's not as bad as it looks.
00:15:43You fainted in my kitchen.
00:15:45I think it's pretty bad.
00:15:54Lay back down.
00:15:59Why didn't you tell me?
00:16:04Because it's none of your business.
00:16:07I don't need anyone's help.
00:16:09Well, too fucking bad.
00:16:11I paid your bills.
00:16:13You're going to take that medication, and you're going to get better.
00:16:16I told you I don't need your money.
00:16:19I'm not some charity case.
00:16:20I'm not fucking giving it to you.
00:16:22I'm lending it.
00:16:24You are going to pay me back every fucking cent in blood and sweat.
00:16:30What?
00:16:32Tonight's your first night, kid.
00:16:34Buckle up.
00:16:39You really think you can survive in my kitchen?
00:16:42Just wait and see, Shep.
00:16:48Jean-Luc, you have two pork chops, five filet all day, two medium, two medium rare, one black and blue.
00:16:53Pittsburgh, I want to smell that fucking char.
00:16:56Heard!
00:16:56Yes, Shep.
00:16:57Pens!
00:17:01Ronnie, I got five to moose moose all day.
00:17:03Heard!
00:17:04Heard!
00:17:05Yes, Shep.
00:17:06April, you have three scallops, two octopus, four mushroom, and a halibut.
00:17:11I don't think you're going to fucking make it, kid.
00:17:12Stop fucking calling me kid.
00:17:15I've been aiming to meet.
00:17:22Hey, get it off the fire.
00:17:26Get the fuck off my line.
00:17:27Out of my kitchen.
00:17:28Now, go.
00:17:31She's going to cry.
00:17:33Oh, I think she's going to fucking cry.
00:17:37Stick to banking, whore.
00:17:52Is this in the right place for someone in your condition?
00:17:54I told you not to ever talk about them again.
00:17:59You said no special treatment, remember?
00:18:08Why do you want to work here?
00:18:12Because you're the best chef in the world.
00:18:17You're just an asshole.
00:18:20Watch it, kid.
00:18:23You call me kid.
00:18:27But I see the way that you look at me.
00:18:33I don't look at you anyway.
00:18:37Sure you do.
00:18:40You look at me
00:18:43like I could be your last meal.
00:18:50You can never handle me, kid.
00:18:53So get it out of your head.
00:18:55I know you want me.
00:18:57So just do it.
00:19:09What is this?
00:19:10You can't learn to cook if you're living in your car now, can you?
00:19:15What?
00:19:16No.
00:19:18No, I'm not living with you.
00:19:20My place is close.
00:19:21You'll stay with me.
00:19:22You're not going back to your fucking ex.
00:19:25Chef.
00:19:28Am I interrupting something?
00:19:32There's a VIP who wants to meet with you.
00:19:35Tell him to wait.
00:19:38Tell him I'm with my new protege.
00:19:45Protege?
00:19:46Me?
00:19:52Fine.
00:19:55Fine.
00:19:56I'll stay with you.
00:19:58But
00:19:59only until I find my own place.
00:20:02Then I'm leaving.
00:20:04Got it?
00:20:13I think I'll survive, kid.
00:20:30God, I hope he's not home.
00:20:49I'll stay with you.
00:20:53I'll stay with you.
00:21:08Good morning, I'm just checking out your sink.
00:21:15It's a good one, sink-wise.
00:21:20What are you doing?
00:21:25If you're going to be living here, you're going to obey my rules.
00:21:35One, you will come right back here after work.
00:21:39What?
00:21:42Two, you will do exactly as I say.
00:21:47You can't.
00:21:48And three, you will stay far away from that dumb fucking boyfriend.
00:21:56He's trouble.
00:21:58You don't own me.
00:21:59When you're not working, you will be practicing.
00:22:02This kitchen has everything you need.
00:22:04No excuses.
00:22:06Practice until you are perfect.
00:22:10And what if I don't want to be perfect?
00:22:14What if I don't want to live by your rules?
00:22:18You can go back to living in your fucking core.
00:22:26You're going to move on.
00:22:28You're going to be late.
00:22:32Stop acting like you don't want me.
00:22:40You have no idea what you're doing.
00:22:53I'm a fire, kid.
00:23:10Get to work.
00:23:30How is she still here?
00:23:33I have no idea.
00:23:35It's been five goddamn years.
00:23:37I've paid my dues.
00:23:39It's my time to move the sous chef, not this bitch.
00:23:43I think it's time to get rid of her.
00:23:47That's what I was thinking.
00:23:51I think I have an idea.
00:23:54You should.
00:23:59Ignoring me is better than throwing me into a pot of sauce, I guess.
00:24:06Oh, shit.
00:24:08Here it comes.
00:24:10Hey, new meat.
00:24:12You on trash duty today?
00:24:15Think you can handle it?
00:24:18Think you can handle it?
00:24:20That wasn't so bad.
00:24:42Hey.
00:24:52Fuck my life.
00:25:00How'd you like that, huh?
00:25:07Yeah, right on target, huh?
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:23Oh, my God.
00:25:25Oh, my God.
00:25:27Oh, my God.
00:25:27Oh, baby.
00:25:29Hey, just save yourself all the time and quit already.
00:25:31You'll never have what it takes to work here.
00:25:34Oh, my God.
00:25:35I ordered wild cup.
00:25:37Maybe call your mama, huh?
00:25:39Oh, my God.
00:25:41April.
00:25:42You better cry.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:45April.
00:25:49Shut the fuck up, you guys.
00:25:51Are you still on my fucking clock?
00:25:53Get inside and get to work.
00:25:55One fuck up tonight and you're on dishpint duty for the rest of the fucking year.
00:25:59It's you too, Jean-Luc.
00:26:00Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:01What, Ronnie?
00:26:02What?
00:26:05Fucking serious.
00:26:12You don't know the fucking difference, then why do I fucking order from you?
00:26:16God, fuck!
00:26:31I'll just shower quick before Jeff gets home and I'll leave.
00:27:03April, it's me.
00:27:04Call me back now.
00:27:06Where the hell are you?
00:27:14I knew you'd be back.
00:27:23Where do you have a gun, Jeff?
00:27:28I need that money, April.
00:27:32Like, real bad.
00:27:35I told you I can't get it without a child.
00:27:39Well, maybe we should make one.
00:27:43Right now.
00:27:46Come here.
00:27:54Are you okay?
00:27:56Are you okay?
00:27:59What are you going to do with that, Gramps?
00:28:09April, are you seriously fucking this old guy?
00:28:13Get the fuck out.
00:28:26Watch your back, Gramps.
00:28:30Gramps.
00:28:30Be seeing you, kid.
00:28:41What the fuck were you thinking?
00:28:43I just wanted to shower.
00:28:46I told you to stay away from him.
00:28:48He could have killed you.
00:28:49Or worse.
00:28:50Why are you here?
00:28:52Don't you get it?
00:28:53I'm trying to protect you.
00:28:58Just a kid.
00:28:59That's just an excuse.
00:29:02Because you're scared.
00:29:04You don't know me.
00:29:07And you have no idea what I would do to you.
00:29:10And you don't know me.
00:29:14I'm not a kid anymore.
00:29:18Prove it.
00:29:36So, when is that it?
00:29:38You want to fuck me?
00:29:40Yes, Jess.
00:29:41I want you to do whatever you want to me.
00:30:04From now on, you do exactly as I say.
00:30:09As far as you're concerned, you belong to me.
00:30:17Got it.
00:30:19Yes, Chef.
00:30:24Good.
00:30:26Get your shit.
00:30:29You're never coming back to this fucking place.
00:30:47So, he just showed up and started beating the crap out of Jeff.
00:30:51He just showed up at your place?
00:30:52Yeah.
00:30:53He's crazy.
00:30:54He doesn't care.
00:30:56He thinks that he's protecting me or something.
00:30:59I mean, he's a great chef, but he's also...
00:31:05He's also a what?
00:31:08Just be careful.
00:31:09I've heard some things about his past.
00:31:15I don't know.
00:31:16I just...
00:31:18I want him to respect me as a cook.
00:31:21Not to see me as a child, you know?
00:31:24April, he's been hard on everyone.
00:31:27I...
00:31:27You should see my first week here.
00:31:31I need to find a way to show him that I'm grown up now.
00:31:35What you gonna do?
00:31:39I don't know how much longer I have on this planet.
00:31:44Might as well follow my heart.
00:32:07You're early.
00:32:08I want you to teach me.
00:32:12No.
00:32:22You haven't made pasta?
00:32:25Yes, chef.
00:32:28Well, now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way.
00:32:45Love you.
00:32:53Am I doing good, chef?
00:32:55Yeah.
00:33:04what are you doing what do you want to learn or do you want to play why can't
00:33:11we make time for both
00:33:28we got a delivery here
00:33:36hey day
00:33:39Jeff what are you doing here
00:33:42you know what I'm doing here
00:33:43I told you I don't have the money
00:33:46I'm going to need you to get it
00:33:49can't wait any longer
00:33:54what are you going to do with that huh
00:33:58Jeff you need to leave now
00:34:00what
00:34:06I'm going to need you to be a little cunt
00:34:08I'm going to fucking run and I'm wearing my fucking hands by fucking Friday
00:34:12I will come back here and I will not be this fucking nice
00:34:16got it
00:34:20I must just smell
00:34:26we're going to make it baby
00:34:28you just got to trust me
00:34:43next time it goes in your fucking head
00:35:01what the fuck
00:35:03I was trying to protect you
00:35:04I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:35:06I'm an adult
00:35:07you are a fucking child
00:35:13why can't you see I'm just trying to help you
00:35:16I want to go of me
00:35:21what
00:35:23wait
00:35:27he still thinks I'm a child
00:35:37eat your heart out chef
00:36:03what is it
00:36:06would you
00:36:08you maybe want to watch a movie with me
00:36:11can't
00:36:12meaning someone
00:36:15he has a date
00:36:16oh
00:36:18with whom
00:36:20how
00:36:20is that any of your business
00:36:28ow
00:36:35I wish you could stay here with me
00:36:42what movie
00:36:56what are you doing
00:36:59I'm just getting comfortable
00:37:03do you get the hint now
00:37:07April
00:37:09what
00:37:12I thought we were watching a movie
00:37:15we are
00:37:21do you think I don't know what you're doing
00:37:23what do you mean
00:37:27what do you mean
00:37:31what do you think is going to happen
00:37:33what do you think is going to happen
00:37:35I think if you were a real man
00:37:40you'd fuck me right here, right now.
00:37:53Is that what you want?
00:37:55Yes, Chef.
00:37:58You really think I fit the 20-0?
00:38:00I'm telling you, I want it.
00:38:22Yeah.
00:38:34Where are you? I'm here.
00:38:38I can't make it tonight.
00:38:40You're with her, aren't you?
00:38:43Fuck, I don't have time for this.
00:38:45Just say it.
00:38:48I'm with her.
00:38:51You said we were gonna talk tonight.
00:38:59Listen, we're business partners, Lola. That's all we're ever gonna be.
00:39:03From now on, they'll call me at home.
00:39:20You just made the worst decision of your life, Chef.
00:39:25Wait until you see what I'm gonna do to you and that little bitch of yours.
00:39:52What are you doing?
00:39:54I had a bad dream.
00:39:57Can I stay with you?
00:40:01Fine.
00:40:05But...
00:40:07Just for tonight.
00:40:20I'm gonna do it.
00:40:21I'm gonna do it.
00:40:23I'm just gonna do it.
00:40:25I'm just gonna do it...
00:40:27I'm just gonna love you.
00:40:32I'm gonna do it.
00:40:42What are you doing?
00:40:45Did we have sex?
00:40:52No.
00:40:55You would know if we had sex.
00:40:57Well, he isn't wrong.
00:41:03I
00:41:06wasn't done.
00:41:14Enough, kid.
00:41:17It's like this every morning.
00:41:19You're not special.
00:41:22Fine.
00:41:24Whatever.
00:41:30Where are you going?
00:41:32To make you breakfast.
00:41:47Wine Maison is right.
00:41:47Wine Maison.
00:41:47Wine Maison,
00:41:48Wine Maison.
00:42:14Can I help you?
00:42:17Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:42:26Why aren't you wearing pants?
00:42:30You don't like it?
00:42:35What do you want right now?
00:42:42I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:42:47No.
00:43:00No.
00:43:03That was a mistake.
00:43:08It can't happen again.
00:43:10No.
00:43:21Tell me about it.
00:43:22Oh my God.
00:43:22Mm-hmm.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:24So, I went to his room and I was all like, I had a nightmare.
00:43:33And he let me crawl into bed with him.
00:43:38And, um...
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:41You almost fucked Fabien Laurent.
00:43:48He's old enough to be your father.
00:43:50Well...
00:43:51Well, what?
00:43:52Are you crazy?
00:43:54I touched his penis.
00:44:01Go on.
00:44:03It's...
00:44:04Huge.
00:44:09How huge?
00:44:11Like, huge!
00:44:13My girl!
00:44:14I would be in trouble!
00:44:16Big!
00:44:17God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:44:20Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:44:26I don't know.
00:44:29Maybe...
00:44:30Does he know?
00:44:44All right.
00:44:45Three.
00:44:47Hey, Jeff.
00:44:49Not now.
00:44:52John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:44:55What?
00:44:56You know.
00:44:58Just the most food followed critic in the world.
00:45:01And you just tell me about this fucking now.
00:45:03I just found out myself.
00:45:08Do you think you can handle it, Chef?
00:45:11Fuck off, of course I can handle it.
00:45:13He's an asshole.
00:45:15Well, feed the asshole and he will fucking leave.
00:45:19Who the fuck puts this back?
00:45:21Drink it, you fucking pussy!
00:45:22His review could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:45:27I'm fucking aware of that, Lola.
00:45:29Cut the bullshit.
00:45:35Seven.
00:45:38Hey.
00:45:39Hey.
00:45:42What happened to us?
00:45:45Hmm?
00:45:50There is no us.
00:45:58Hmm.
00:46:06Don't fuck.
00:46:09Never do that again.
00:46:16Oh, don't fight it, Jeff.
00:46:19You're gonna be mine again.
00:46:22Promise you that.
00:46:25Hmm.
00:46:27Tonight, we must be perfect.
00:46:29No mistakes.
00:46:30This critic is ruthless, he is an attention-hungry little cocksucker, and we must fucking please him.
00:46:36Rachel, call all your pretty friends, surround Goldman with him, get him drinking, bills on me.
00:46:40Yes, chef.
00:46:42April.
00:46:44You're on saute tonight.
00:46:47Chef, but that's my station.
00:46:50Not tonight.
00:46:53Chef, but-
00:46:53Shut the fuck up, Ronnie.
00:46:59Stations, let's go!
00:47:00Yes, chef!
00:47:05I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but this chef job is mine.
00:47:10Stay the fuck out of my way, Numi.
00:47:31Thank you, chef.
00:47:32Thank you, chef.
00:47:38Good evening, Mr. Goldman.
00:47:40Thank you for coming back to us.
00:47:42Hello, Lola.
00:47:44Let me look after your coat.
00:47:47Of course.
00:47:49I see you've purchased some better wines.
00:47:52Absolutely, sir.
00:47:54May I offer you the best seat in the house for you, as per usual?
00:48:02May I interest you in some still or sparkling water?
00:48:06Look, I've got two hours to get to the theatre.
00:48:08Can we get on with it, please?
00:48:09Absolutely, sir.
00:48:10The chef has something very special waiting for you tonight.
00:48:14He's working? He's not drunk for a change?
00:48:16No, sir. He is here and ready to make you very happy.
00:48:22You're still here?
00:48:24Not anymore, sir.
00:48:29He's here.
00:48:31Okay, he's here.
00:48:33The motherfucker's here.
00:48:34Let's fucking go!
00:48:36Jean-Luc, where's my fucking Naj?
00:48:38One sec.
00:48:40Behind.
00:48:42Behind.
00:48:43Ronnie, how's that fucking soup?
00:48:46Yes, chef.
00:48:55Fence!
00:48:56Endive salad, sir.
00:48:58Half an hour for a salad.
00:49:01Hope you enjoy it, sir.
00:49:02No dressing.
00:49:03No seasoning.
00:49:07The land is always the best.
00:49:12You happy with this?
00:49:13If you're happy, sir, I'm happy.
00:49:15I wouldn't be.
00:49:18Chef, where's my tuna tartare?
00:49:20Got it, chef.
00:49:33You gonna watch me eat?
00:49:35Absolutely not, sir.
00:49:52Our best in the house, sir.
00:49:54Not the cheap slop.
00:49:55The chef drinks out.
00:49:57Opus, sir.
00:49:59Trying to get me drunk like you again, Lola.
00:50:01Oh, you know me, sir.
00:50:02No, no. You...
00:50:04Please more.
00:50:06Oh, absolutely.
00:50:12Enjoy, sir.
00:50:22April, can you give me a hand? I'm in the weeds.
00:50:25Uh...
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:26Yeah, of course.
00:50:42April, how's my risotto?
00:50:44Coming, chef.
00:50:47What's he say?
00:50:50Hey, risotto, let's go!
00:50:52Wayne, come in, chef.
00:51:01Did you taste it?
00:51:03Of course, chef.
00:51:11Great job, Kim.
00:51:12Hands.
00:51:17Back to your station.
00:51:18Yes, chef.
00:51:21And last but not least,
00:51:24mushroom risotto
00:51:26with white truffles.
00:51:28Two years,
00:51:29the same three dishes.
00:51:31Chef, I must be a bit bored.
00:51:51No.
00:51:53No.
00:51:56It...
00:51:59No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:06No.
00:52:08No.
00:52:09Sir?
00:52:15You fucking asshole, what's wrong with it?
00:52:22You try it.
00:52:49I'm in Europe.
00:52:50Well, yeah.
00:52:53Enough to keep it.
00:52:53Kill a fucking elephant.
00:52:55What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there?
00:52:57Chef.
00:53:05Mr. Boldmidge.
00:53:08John, please give us another chance.
00:53:11Any night you'd like, maybe?
00:53:15This used to be the best restaurant in the world.
00:53:18I think we all know those days are long gone.
00:53:22Yes, chef?
00:53:27No.
00:53:37No.
00:53:40No.
00:53:46No.
00:53:48No.
00:54:01Get rid of her, Fabian.
00:54:04She's a distraction, and you're only going to break her heart.
00:54:12Strike three, kid.
00:54:14You're fired.
00:54:15Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:54:42Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:54:43Everyone fucking out.
00:54:44Now.
00:54:50No, not you.
00:54:57Was it you?
00:54:59What are you talking about?
00:55:05What the hell, Chef? There's still guests out there.
00:55:09Well, how about you?
00:55:11Did you fuck with my risotto?
00:55:14Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:16What are you talking about?
00:55:18Did you fuck with it?
00:55:23Answer me.
00:55:28Chef, fucking crazy!
00:55:35Someone fucked with my food.
00:55:37I wanna know who.
00:56:04That is not mine. I swear. I swear.
00:56:07How do I know that?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14I don't know.
00:56:26Hey.
00:56:28Hey, sis.
00:56:30How's that dumb fucking boyfriend?
00:56:32Shut up.
00:56:34I came to see how's April doing.
00:56:36She's incredible, right?
00:56:40Well, I fired her tonight, so.
00:56:43Wait, what?
00:56:45She fucked up.
00:56:46No special treatment in my kitchen.
00:56:48She fucking knows that.
00:56:49You fucking know that.
00:56:51Fabian, you can't fire her.
00:56:53Okay, Mom.
00:56:54Why not?
00:56:55Apart from being an excellent chef,
00:56:57she needs this right now.
00:56:59And you, of all people, know it.
00:57:02She's right.
00:57:05You know you can't let her go.
00:57:22What are you doing?
00:57:24What does it look like?
00:57:30Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:57:44Oh, my God.
00:57:48What's up?
00:57:49I mean, it just were waiting.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:51Oh.
00:58:02Oh, oh.
00:58:27Wait, wait, why did you stop?
00:58:29No, no, no, no.
00:58:31I'm in a new mania.
00:58:34You ain't helped me make it.
00:58:39What the fuck?
00:59:04Mmm, that is so good.
00:59:08I know.
00:59:12Okay.
00:59:20What is this?
00:59:23Not everything has to be perfect.
00:59:27Taste it.
00:59:53I'll be back before service.
00:59:55Okay.
01:00:14That's yummy.
01:00:16What are you doing here?
01:00:18I'm just trying to work.
01:00:19Oh, aren't you an entitled little bitch?
01:00:21Just let me work.
01:00:23You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:00:27I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:00:29He was mine first.
01:00:31Yeah?
01:00:32Well, he's not anymore.
01:00:34So?
01:00:35You know he killed someone for me once?
01:00:38Yeah.
01:00:40He loves me that much.
01:00:43And we're going to get married.
01:00:45And you're going to go back to wherever the fucking, red fucking hole town you're from.
01:00:53You know that might be true.
01:00:57But, um...
01:00:59He did go down on me last night.
01:01:01So?
01:01:06You...
01:01:06You...
01:01:07Ah!
01:01:08No!
01:01:09Stop!
01:01:10Oh!
01:01:11Fuck!
01:01:13Fuck!
01:01:14Fuck!
01:01:16Don't look at me!
01:01:19You little rat!
01:01:19What is wrong with you?
01:01:20No!
01:01:21Stop!
01:01:22Get in there!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24No!
01:01:24Let me out!
01:01:26Help!
01:01:26Help me!
01:01:27No!
01:01:29Help!
01:01:30Let me out!
01:01:31Help!
01:01:57April?
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:14Have you seen April?
01:02:15Oh, she's probably just cooling down after last night.
01:02:18Shit.
01:02:21Hm?
01:02:27Woooo!
01:02:31No!
01:02:31I don't know.
01:02:33Bye.
01:02:38Bye.
01:02:40Bye.
01:02:42Bye.
01:02:44Bye.
01:02:48Bye.
01:02:51Bye.
01:02:55Bye.
01:03:20Hi.
01:03:21Am I naked?
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:31Are you naked?
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:39Okay.
01:03:43Um, why?
01:03:47You were freezing to death.
01:03:50It was the only way to warm you up.
01:03:55Right.
01:04:01Where are you going?
01:04:04Don't worry about...
01:04:21What the fuck, Loba?
01:04:22What?
01:04:23You could have killed her.
01:04:23Oh, calm down.
01:04:25It was a joke.
01:04:27I was gonna let her out.
01:04:28This is your last warning.
01:04:29Stay the fuck away from her.
01:04:31I would be less stressed about your new piece of ass and more about the review tonight.
01:04:37Yeah.
01:04:38I convinced Goldman to come back tonight.
01:04:41So, you better don't fuck this up.
01:04:44This is my restaurant too.
01:04:47Oh, and not to stress you out, Chef.
01:04:50But we're fully booked for tonight.
01:05:00Don't fucking touch it.
01:05:03April.
01:05:05You're my sous chef tonight.
01:05:06Let's see what you got, kid.
01:05:28Thank you for coming back, John.
01:05:30This is that last chance you begged me for.
01:05:38Mr. Gold.
01:05:40Mr. Gold.
01:05:41Let's get on with it.
01:05:46House finest coming right up.
01:05:51Marcel, I need that escargot.
01:05:5230 seconds to go.
01:05:53It better be fucking perfect.
01:05:54Yes, Chef.
01:05:59Hands!
01:05:59Take it.
01:06:00Go fast.
01:06:20I don't think that's in the fucking recipe.
01:06:22Chef, it's not what it looks like.
01:06:24You know what?
01:06:25Fuck you, Chef.
01:06:27We've been busting her asses here for years, and you decided to promote her because she has a fat ass
01:06:32and a pair of perky tits?
01:06:33What the fuck, Ronnie?
01:06:34You two?
01:06:39I think it's time to go, guys.
01:06:47Taurus!
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Good luck, Chef.
01:06:50Sean Lupa.
01:06:57What the fuck, you guys?
01:06:59We're in the middle of service!
01:07:06Jeff.
01:07:07We just had a tent talk, and the grandma has a shelf holiday.
01:07:14What's wrong?
01:07:19Where the fuck is your staff, Chef?
01:07:23Chef, what are we gonna do?
01:07:29Oh.
01:07:32Okay.
01:07:33All right.
01:07:35Um...
01:07:36Yeah, we...
01:07:36We...
01:07:36We can do this, Chef.
01:07:38We can...
01:07:39Do this.
01:07:46Rachel!
01:07:48You're the GM tonight.
01:07:50Hmm?
01:07:51Lose the server pad.
01:07:53Go!
01:07:54Go!
01:07:54Go!
01:07:54Go!
01:07:57Wake up!
01:08:01Chef?
01:08:04You're on the line.
01:08:05I got this.
01:08:07Don't look at me, bitch.
01:08:08Shh.
01:08:10Okay.
01:08:11Okay.
01:08:13Fuck.
01:08:15Here we go.
01:08:16Walking in, 12 fillets all day.
01:08:18Oxtail.
01:08:18Five quail.
01:08:19Five duck.
01:08:20Two risotto.
01:08:21Nine fucking spinach.
01:08:23April.
01:08:24Three flatbreads all day.
01:08:25Five end-type salad.
01:08:27Nine escargot.
01:08:28What's up?
01:08:29Let's go!
01:08:31Hello, fresh meat.
01:08:33Where have they been hiding you all these years?
01:08:36How's it going, Mr. Goldman?
01:08:38Better that you're here now.
01:08:42We're happy to have you back.
01:08:44You can leave the boat.
01:08:46As you wish.
01:08:54Okay.
01:09:00We're really gonna fucking make it.
01:09:03I can't believe it.
01:09:05Okay.
01:09:06Let's dig in.
01:09:07Almost there.
01:09:08Bird chef.
01:09:11Hands!
01:09:11I need hands!
01:09:54Wait.
01:09:56Where the fuck are the tarts?
01:09:58They should be in that fridge.
01:10:06I need a good package.
01:10:11This one works.
01:10:12Oh.
01:10:35Oh, my God.
01:10:44You can make another.
01:10:46They take five arses.
01:11:19Jeff, look.
01:11:33It's perfect.
01:11:37Go.
01:11:45I'll take it myself.
01:11:56And the one who talks.
01:12:21And the one who talks.
01:12:36and no gas no smoke no mirrors
01:12:43that was the best goddamn meal i've ever had i'm gonna tell everyone that fabian laurent
01:12:50is still the best fucking chef in the world
01:12:58congratulations chef good job thank you
01:13:16i hope she makes you happy
01:13:20chef
01:13:21oh
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01:15:20okay hear me out hey hear me out
01:15:26hey April
01:15:37doctor what happened with her everything looks good actually perfect in fact
01:15:42the medications working I think you're gonna be just fine but then why did she
01:15:49faint classic case of exhaustion my opinion did you have any strenuous
01:15:55activity they work out anything like that
01:16:02okay I think my work's done here gross
01:16:18I have to tell you something
01:16:23seven years ago I
01:16:29I killed a man
01:16:32it was an accident but it happened
01:16:35it was trying to hurt someone close to me
01:16:38and I just reacted I spent two years upstate for manslaughter
01:16:43for Lola
01:16:47she wishes
01:16:51it's for my sister
01:16:54her ex came after her
01:16:56I had to make a choice
01:17:00I know
01:17:02it's a lot for anyone to handle
01:17:06I understand she's
01:17:08chef
01:17:10yeah
01:17:13that is the most romantic thing I have ever heard
01:17:31you're hard guy
01:17:33to find him
01:17:38I was gonna call you
01:17:45you were
01:17:53you're
01:17:53I just need
01:17:54a few more days
01:17:56I'll get you
01:18:01I'll get you
01:18:08I'll get you
01:18:09you
01:18:09you
01:18:09please please
01:18:10I'll get it
01:18:11you
01:18:12you
01:18:12you
01:18:12one day
01:18:1424 hours
01:18:16get me
01:18:17my money
01:18:18you understand
01:18:19yes
01:18:20very good
01:18:22yes
01:18:24yes
01:18:24yes
01:18:24yes
01:18:24yes
01:18:24yes
01:18:25yes
01:18:28yes
01:18:29yes
01:18:32yes
01:18:41I'm proud of you, Chef.
01:18:43Thank you, Chef.
01:18:52All right, give me a spare.
01:18:53I'll be back.
01:18:54Got it.
01:19:05April?
01:19:08Help!
01:19:20Let's go.
01:19:24Shut up.
01:19:37Let go of me!
01:19:40What do you think?
01:19:40Fucking no!
01:19:44Now, I'm going to give you one last chance.
01:19:48Just marry me.
01:19:50Come on.
01:19:52If you take the money and run, you say yes?
01:19:57I hope your drug dealer fucking kills you!
01:20:09I gave you a chance.
01:20:12I gave you a chance.
01:20:13Remember death.
01:20:16No!
01:20:17No!
01:20:18No!
01:20:18No!
01:20:18No!
01:20:24No!
01:20:25No!
01:20:29No!
01:20:31No!
01:20:43No!
01:20:44No!
01:20:44No!
01:20:47No!
01:20:58No!
01:20:59Beautiful.
01:21:16April.
01:21:32I have to go away for a while.
01:21:36What?
01:21:38No.
01:21:39No, you saved me.
01:21:43The cops won't see it that way.
01:21:45No.
01:21:46No, I'll tell them it was self-defense.
01:21:49I'll tell them that Jeff was...
01:22:03I love you.
01:22:16I love you too.
01:22:20I love you too.
01:22:31Hmm.
01:22:34Friday night.
01:22:36200 on the books.
01:22:38We've got Mark Wahlberg seated at table number 12.
01:22:41So let's make sure we comp his bill, okay?
01:22:44All right, everyone.
01:22:45Let's gear up.
01:22:47Tonight's gonna fuck us.
01:22:48So let's go.
01:22:49Let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:22:51Yes, Chef!
01:22:57New girl.
01:23:06You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid.
01:23:19Amazing night, Chef.
01:23:22You really are a fucking rock star.
01:23:32Hey, I heard your cancer is in remission.
01:23:43Congratulations, Chef.
01:24:10Busy night, Chef.
01:24:15Heard you're looking for a sous chef.
01:24:19I can show you my reason.
01:24:39It's like old times.
01:24:40Yeah, it is.
01:24:42You're the talk of the town, too.
01:24:43Yeah.
01:25:04Hey, are you lost?
01:25:10You're pretty.
01:25:11What do you want?
01:25:14Nothing.
01:25:15Just to get to know you.
01:25:17Wanna see what I got?
01:25:20No.
01:25:21Help me!
01:25:23Calm down.
01:25:28Let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes.
01:25:30Don't touch me!
01:25:32Leave me alone!
01:25:32Oh, paper spray!
01:25:34No!
01:25:35Stop!
01:25:36Stop!
01:25:37Stop!
01:25:39Stop!
01:25:40Don't touch me!
01:25:41Stop!
01:25:42Stop!
01:25:44Stop!
01:25:51Hey.
01:25:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:25:54This is my channel!
01:25:55Don't touch me!
01:25:56Stop!
01:25:56Stop!
01:25:56Stop!
01:25:58Stop!
01:25:59Stop!
01:26:01Stop!
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