00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. Get a spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Let's go.
01:01Woo!
01:03Yes!
01:05Woo!
01:12Woo!
01:13Woo!
01:14Woo!
01:14Woo!
01:16Let's go!
01:19Woo!
01:20Let's go!
01:20Let's go!
01:22Let's go!
01:23Let's go, man!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:24No, I lo...
02:26Damn! This is so awkward!
02:37No, I...
02:40I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're a vatic whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and
04:47tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:57first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least not
05:10Connor no not Connor but Brad's sweet to everyone that's it
05:22Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your plan first step sexy photo right got
05:32it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much
05:43yes it's perfect it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay ready
05:49yes
05:50go
05:54oh my god oh my god
06:18is that him
06:23oh my god I'm like oh what are you saying what are you saying
06:28mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the
06:42highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09what's going on Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus once I land
07:18this
07:18date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39she gave her some random digits
07:43okay
07:43oh
07:44yeah for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd get
07:50look bro it's this one
07:52oh my god oh the glasses the grandmasters oh shit oh fuck god my eyes oh oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:05I really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell'd you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's a
08:16perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you that was an accident okay
08:23hey what the hell does that have to do with this anyway okay on the field you only see the
08:27end
08:27zone not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know cuz she doesn't fit your
08:31shallow fucking beauty standard you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you lost your
08:37mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:50so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh muah Tessa hi welcome home I'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:35you
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows Connor Von
09:53he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made quite the impression at school
10:03did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field
10:07I think I actually have a thing for him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other
10:14part
10:15now you're not just only friends classmates
10:20but your family isn't that fun
10:26what she's my stepsister
10:31Tessa Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:37what
10:39and uh
10:40make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury
10:44landed him in the ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that
10:47that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:51think of it as a
10:53secret
10:58we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:01are we
11:03hmmm
11:07yes
11:09mr. Vaughn
11:10I will take great care of my new
11:15step-brother
11:28oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:43but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47oh silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:49and you're officially
11:51the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:55wait
11:56what
11:59what
11:59what stop
12:00what are you guys doing
12:02stop let go
12:04here's your royal necklace
12:06your majesty
12:06oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:10long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15enjoy it while it lasts
12:16okay that's not true okay
12:18you know what i actually have a date
12:20with brad dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth
12:36since when did brad go for off the rack
12:38since when did brad go for off the rack
12:43dream day
12:44fall fast
12:46crush heart
12:51brad's in way better shape than i thought
13:01you
13:05you
13:07you
13:08are you stalking me
13:10what
13:11no
13:12no
13:12what are you talking about
13:18pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me
13:20yeah you sent me the sexy seductive photo
13:22yeah you sent me the sexy seductive photo
13:23what game are you trying to play
13:26no
13:26no no no no no i i i sent that to brad
13:29wait why the hell is that on your phone
13:31here
13:38oh
13:44where's brad
13:46i don't see him anywhere
13:48did you get scared by this dance of your v card
13:52I see.
13:54You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:08Oh my gosh.
14:10Oh my god.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh my god.
14:16Oh my god.
14:17Oh my god.
14:19No, no, no, this can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn.
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:38Connor, Vaughn, I hate you.
14:45Looking for this?
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:02Shhhhhh.
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50Narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:04What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay, first things first.
17:02Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:27Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to... go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39He's solid.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor.
17:48If you can't even handle touching someone, how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my God.
18:09Is he gonna....
18:11kiss me?
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