00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. Get a spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:14Let's go.
01:18Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:26Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Tessa, did you see that?
01:41Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Yeah!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:24No, I, uh...
02:26Damn! This is so awkward!
02:39No, I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him, and he loves them right back.
02:59Well, he's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:02Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh, look.
03:12The creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:17As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone.
03:32Babe.
03:33Better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you?
03:43You're the undateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's fine.
03:49They're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:51What did you say?
04:07Tessa.
04:07Just because you're a vatic whatever, it doesn't mean anything.
04:12Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:33What are you going to do?
04:39I'm going to change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm going to get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm going to rewrite them.
04:52But what are you going to do?
04:58First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No, not Connor.
05:15But bread's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:23Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step.
05:29Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:40Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:43Yes, it's perfect.
05:45It's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:51Go.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God.
05:55Listen to me.
05:56Ha ha ha!
06:20Is that him?
06:23We're on a plane!
06:24What are you saying? What are you saying?
06:27Mysterious.
06:28What's next?
06:31You'll find out.
06:34If you.
06:36If.
06:37You.
06:39What do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text.
06:45Maybe if you say please.
07:07Me in the boys locker room after school.
07:09Oh my gosh.
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus.
07:17Once I land this date with Brad, I'm rewriting Kelly's rules.
07:23She's done.
07:26Oh my gosh.
07:27Oh my gosh.
07:28Oh my gosh.
07:29Oh my gosh.
07:33Check this out.
07:35The girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings, she asked for her number.
07:39She gave her some random digits.
07:42Oh.
07:43Dope.
07:45Yo, for real though.
07:46I'm kind of curious.
07:47How cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:50Look bro, it's this one.
07:52Oh my god.
07:54Ugh.
07:54The glasses.
07:55The grandmasters.
07:57Oh shit.
07:57Oh fuck god.
07:58My eyes.
07:59Oh.
08:00Get that shit away from me.
08:06You really do have bad eyesight.
08:11The hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight.
08:15That's why in the game there's a perfect pass.
08:17But you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you.
08:20No, no, no.
08:20That was an accident.
08:22Okay?
08:23What the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25Okay, on the field, you only see the end zone.
08:27Not the risk.
08:29And now you're mocking someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard.
08:33You're really gonna start some shit over some nerd color?
08:36Have you lost your mind?
08:38It's not about her.
08:39It's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back.
08:42It's pathetic.
08:49I'm so fucking angry I almost, almost peed myself.
08:56Cheer up, Tessa.
08:58Let's not ruin tonight.
08:59We need to make a good impression.
09:15Linda.
09:16Darlene.
09:17Oh, muah.
09:19Tessa.
09:20Hi.
09:20Welcome home.
09:22I still wouldn't be down at any minute.
09:36You.
09:42Oh.
09:43You know each other already.
09:46Well, excellent.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Yeah, practically everyone knows Connor Vaughn.
09:53He's like, famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Right back at you, Tessa.
10:00You've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:08I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:11Fantastic.
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:15Now you're not just only friends, classmates, but your family.
10:22Isn't that fun?
10:25What?
10:27She's my stepsister?
10:30Tessa, Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Connor with his grades.
10:37What?
10:39And, uh, make sure you keep him off the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:45Okay.
10:46Dad.
10:46No one needs to know all that.
10:48That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:51Think of it as, uh, supervision.
10:59We're not seriously agreeing to that.
11:01Are we?
11:07Yes.
11:09Mr. Vaughn, I will take great care of my new...
11:15...stepbrother.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:31There's no way people know about my date with Brad already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:43Uh-huh.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47Oh, silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:50And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:56Wait.
11:57What?
11:59What?
12:00What?
12:00Stop!
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop!
12:02Let go!
12:03Here's your royal necklace.
12:05Your Majesty.
12:07Oh, my God!
12:09Oh, my God!
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the coolest you will ever get.
12:15Thanks.
12:15And giant whitelust.
12:16Okay.
12:17That's not true, okay?
12:18You know what?
12:19I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:32God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for off the rack?
12:44Dream day.
12:45Ball bounce.
12:46Crush heart.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:51Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You...
13:07You...
13:09Are you stalking me?
13:10What?
13:11No.
13:12No.
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No.
13:26No, no, no, no, no.
13:27I sent that to Brad.
13:29Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your Vicar?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up.
13:58Aren't you?
14:06No.
14:08No.
14:09Oh, my God.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:18Oh, no, no, no.
14:21This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn.
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:35I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:36You did this, you jerk.
14:39Oh, my god.
14:39Go, Nirvana, I hate you!
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:02Shhhhhh
15:05Leave you alone
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture
15:17asshole
15:19What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leave someone's photos
15:31Okay, thanks
15:32You still didn't answer my question
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50The Narcissic Pretty Boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do. Good. Now we can talk
15:58Let's make a deal. I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad
16:04What's in it for me? When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal
16:14No, it's not a deal
16:20Operation Underd is a go. I already studied all the techniques so I'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that head tilt breathing techniques
16:33okay first things first
17:02better i can't go to school like this though if you want to attract someone as shallow as brad
17:08you gotta dress like it
17:18look at your eyes not bad
17:28uh look at the next step why don't we go to go to
17:36i've never felt a guy like this
17:43what are you doing your heart rates liver professor you can't even handle touching someone
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone i i was just oh
17:58i work you like you won't last a second with brad
18:05show you a lesson i can teach you oh my god is he going to kiss me
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