00:06The
00:07God only knows what I dream about you
00:15God only knows what I dream about you
00:19God only knows what I dream about you
00:30Who is it?
00:34He's not going to believe that. It's March.
00:41They're raising money for Red Nose Day!
00:43Oh, not again. Give him a quid and tell him to bugger off.
01:11Oh, that's a nice idea.
01:21Yes, thank you. We're very happy.
01:33How are you?
01:34How are you?
01:37How are you?
02:01Do you like the beard?
02:19And tomorrow is Red Nose Day and we hope everyone will be giving a little cash to this great cause.
02:24Maybe even our Prime Minister himself, back in number 10 after five years away.
02:29And here's a little song to loosen, you'll lose change.
02:59I can only mean one thing, I know when the hotline blend, I can only mean one thing.
03:08Ever since I left the city, you got a reputation for yourself now.
03:16Everybody knows it now, you left off.
03:19Girl, you got me down, you got me stressed out.
03:22Ever since I left the city.
03:29Oh, that really hurts.
03:32It's very, very undignified.
03:33I started wearing less and going out more.
03:37Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor.
03:40Hanging with some girls I'd never seen before.
03:43Oh, Lord.
03:45How many times have I told you not to dance down the stairs?
03:48Oh, yes, well, once or twice, once or twice, yes.
03:50Was it hotline bling again?
03:51Yes, I'm afraid it was.
03:52When I hear that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing.
03:55I assume that cup of tea is for me.
03:57No.
03:58You've changed.
03:59I haven't.
04:00I'll make you one.
04:01Come on.
04:02Come on.
04:02I liked it best when you worked for me.
04:05You worked for me, really.
04:07Tell the truth.
04:07I worked for the nation.
04:11So, Billy Mack, welcome back to the airwaves.
04:14Billy, you have released a charity single,
04:17and it's a cover version of the ZZ Top classic,
04:20Gimme All Your Lovin'.
04:21Yes, except we've changed the word lovin' to money.
04:29No, but seriously, Red Nose Day,
04:31a wonderful charity supporting children,
04:34you must like kids.
04:35No, the truth is I like the kids who buy my records.
04:38I can't stand the other ones.
04:40Even you must have noticed how short and selfish they are.
04:44Billy, why a charity record?
04:46Well, come on, Maggie.
04:48It must be pretty obvious.
04:49I've got an autobiography coming out,
04:51and I need a bit of publicity.
04:53Ah, yes, the book.
04:54It's called Magnificent.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Are you proud of it?
04:58Oh, I've no idea.
04:59I haven't read it.
05:00Have you?
05:01Yes.
05:01Poor bugger.
05:02What's that like?
05:03That's pretty good, actually.
05:04Oh, joy.
05:05That's a relief.
05:06Now, Billy, I see you haven't got your manager with you here today.
05:11Tell me, has he finally left you after you being so rude about him?
05:15Not really, Mike.
05:17He was a big man with a big heart.
05:23Big heart attack.
05:26A big coffin.
05:31It's a big hole in my life.
05:36Thank you for that, Billy.
05:38Poor.
05:39Well, for giving an honest answer to a question that never happens here at Radio Watford.
05:46Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth.
05:48Uh, okay, well, I probably asked you this last time you were here, but, uh, best shag you ever had.
05:54Oh, that's a tough one.
05:56I mean, look.
05:59It's definitely one of the Kardashians.
06:02But which one, Mike?
06:04Which one?
06:05Uh-huh.
06:09Uh, excuse me?
06:11Yes, young sir.
06:13Are you looking for anything in particular?
06:15How much is a red nose?
06:17One pound.
06:18Okay, I'll take one.
06:20Lovely.
06:21Would you like it?
06:22Give it wrap.
06:24All right.
06:26Excellent.
06:27Let me see.
06:31Could we be quite quick?
06:34Yes, certainly, sir.
06:35It'll be ready in the jiffiest of jiffies.
06:39Yes.
07:08Oh, I don't need a bag.
07:09Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.
07:11This is so much more than just a bag.
07:18Do you remember the first time I drove you?
07:20Of course.
07:22Yes.
07:22I remember looking at you and thinking, what a handsome man.
07:27That kind of face never gets old.
07:30Yes.
07:31How right you are.
07:33I wished you could speak Portuguese so I could tell you how I felt.
07:38Agora falo.
07:39Ah.
07:40Portanto podes.
07:41Okay.
07:44Se tivesse sorte, a tua vida serás cento por cento feliz.
07:49Tantas complicações e desilusões.
07:51Acho que nunca consegues atingir os cem por cento, mas se contrares o amor, sim.
07:57Acho que aà consegues sentir a sensação de que és o cem por cento feliz.
08:01Isso é tão maravilhoso, não é?
08:04Mesmo se os teus cabelos deverem ficar fininhos.
08:10Well, I got most of that.
08:12There was something about central heating, wasn't there?
08:15And, uh, roast potatoes.
08:17Am I right?
08:19Yes, Tom.
08:20By the way, very attractive turtleneck today.
08:23Oh, yes.
08:24Now they're right back in fashion.
08:26Oh, love it.
08:27Okay.
08:28Here, here, pull in.
08:31In, in.
08:32Come on.
08:32Come on, hop in.
08:33I passed the exam.
08:36Oh, excellent.
08:38How was your day?
08:39Strap in.
08:40All right.
08:41Off we go.
08:42I got paid for the team.
08:44I said my hat's stupid.
08:46My hat isn't stupid, is it?
08:47It's a little bit stupid.
08:48Oh, and from now on, let's just speak Portuguese.
08:51Portuguese has a home, because my father is still with difficulties.
08:53I'm very tired.
08:54I'm always happy when we come to home.
08:56I'm always happy when we come to the house.
08:58I have.
08:58Yes, I'm going to go.
09:00No.
09:00Jamie.
09:01You're not allowed to take?
09:03No, no, I'm sorry.
09:04I'm still pregnant again.
09:08That's great.
09:10That is great.
09:14Can we have rice with it this time, though?
09:15I'm getting a little tired of stir fry.
09:17That was it.
09:18That was it.
09:21Do-do.
09:22Touch it with your bottle of water.
09:37Why not?
09:38And, of course, the yoghurt-coated raisins.
09:43Come on.
09:53Almost there.
09:54Almost.
09:55Almost.
10:13Dad?
10:16Sam.
10:19Jeez, what the hell are you doing here?
10:21You're supposed to be in New York.
10:23Why not?
10:23I thought I'd give you a surprise visit.
10:25Surprises you have to pay for my flight.
10:27That's okay.
10:27My God, you've grown.
10:29No, no, I'm just wearing high-heeled trainers.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Oh, yeah.
10:32So you are.
10:33Come on.
10:34Sit down.
10:34Sit down.
10:36How are things?
10:37Good.
10:37No, good.
10:38Yeah.
10:38No lesson, mister.
10:40I'm worried.
10:41You haven't been in touch.
10:43Oh, I know.
10:43I'm sorry.
10:44I just had a lot on my mind.
10:46What is it?
10:46Work, tough?
10:48Money?
10:49I can help you with money.
10:50You know, I'm loaded.
10:51No.
10:52No, it's, um...
10:56Well, it's more of a love thing, actually.
10:58Oh, here we go again.
11:00What age are you now?
11:01Fourteen, fifteen?
11:03Twenty-six.
11:04Exactly.
11:05You should have had this sorted out ages ago.
11:09As far as I remember,
11:11the only person you've ever genuinely been in love with
11:14was that...
11:15that kid-by girl, a singer, at school.
11:18You were twelve, no?
11:19Mm-hmm.
11:21That's what's been on my mind.
11:33It's a woman.
11:34We met up in New York.
11:37And, uh...
11:38Well, that's why we're here.
11:40Sir.
11:41Sir.
11:44I was wondering if I could ask for your son's hand in marriage.
11:53Please?
11:55Really?
11:56All you want for Christmas is this string bean?
12:00Yeah.
12:03I'll think about it.
12:05Dad?
12:08Come here to me.
12:10I'm a little girl with you.
12:16So, is that a yes?
12:19I...
12:19Thank you for the word.
12:34Morning.
12:34Good morning.
12:36Uh, yes.
12:38Robert.
12:39Uh, Prime Minister.
12:41What happened to your arm?
12:42I fell down the stairs while dancing to Hotline Bling.
12:46I believe it happened to Palmerston as well.
12:49Uh, any serious questions?
12:51Bernard?
12:52Uh, yes, Prime Minister.
12:52When you came to power the first time, you were very optimistic.
12:56You said that the power of good finally win, that love actually was all around.
13:03Fourteen years later, do you still feel his upbeat?
13:07Well, um, interesting.
13:10Obviously, times for many people have got harder, and people are nervous and fearful.
13:18And it's not just in politics that things are tough.
13:20Usain Bolt has run his last Olympics.
13:23The Harry Potter films are finished.
13:24Piers Morgan's still alive.
13:27But, let's look at the other side of the coin.
13:29Metallica's new album is an absolute cracker.
13:32And on a deeper level, I'm optimistic.
13:37Wherever you see tragedy, you see bravery, too.
13:42Wherever you see ordinary people in need, you see extraordinary ordinary people come to their aid.
13:49Today's Red Nose Day and people are giving their hard-earned cash to people who they'll never meet, but whose
13:55pain and fear they feel and want to fight.
14:01So, it's not just romantic love which is all around.
14:06Most people, still, every day, everywhere, have enough love in their heart to help human beings in trouble.
14:17Good's gonna win.
14:19I'm actually sure of it.
14:24Yes, next question.
14:26Kia.
14:26Prime Minister, what do you think is the best Christmas film ever made?
14:31Well, don't be stupid.
14:33Everyone knows itself.
14:36Yeah, Tom.
14:37Bye.
14:45Bye.
14:48Bye.
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