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00:00:05Previously on The Madison
00:00:08Don't you ever fucking touch me
00:00:17Kate says we got a daughter same age as yours
00:00:20We'd love to get them together
00:00:21That would be great
00:00:22Your options are stay here with me
00:00:25Or you figure out your life on your own
00:00:27I want out of this fucking guard
00:00:32That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
00:00:36I'm not
00:00:38Are you my friend?
00:00:39Of course
00:00:40Get on a plane
00:00:41I need you
00:00:42I will be the first thing in the morning
00:00:45What's your name?
00:00:47Abby
00:00:48You're alright Abby
00:00:54Oh my god
00:00:55She may be the oldest but she's still my baby
00:00:58Picking her up when she falls
00:01:01Is my job
00:01:07I'll be the best day
00:01:07I'm not sure if she's still my mother
00:01:07I am not sure if she's still in the morning
00:02:21Yeah, what?
00:02:24Caddys are hatching.
00:02:26What, now?
00:02:27Right now.
00:02:28Let's go.
00:02:29Oh, sure.
00:02:29Yeah.
00:02:29Night owl gets the worm.
00:02:36I need coffee.
00:02:37We're not waiting for coffee.
00:02:39Oh, what the hell?
00:02:42Of course.
00:02:42Thanks.
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:46Yeah, I'll do it.
00:02:49I'll meet you outside.
00:02:50Okay.
00:03:10Woo!
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:43I gotta say, I like how you always point me to a good hole, Paul.
00:03:48And somehow always find yourself on a better one.
00:03:50Strange how that happens, isn't it?
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:52I'm gonna find my own hole.
00:03:54You do that, big brother.
00:04:03Fish in the middle.
00:04:06It's night.
00:04:07The trout aren't afraid of the eagles now.
00:04:09They're in the middle.
00:04:13They're in the middle.
00:04:26The trout are so cute.
00:04:26They're bien.
00:04:26Fish in the middle.
00:04:33See you later.
00:04:43Here we go.
00:05:01Pop!
00:05:21Hey!
00:05:22Get out of my hall!
00:05:56Get out of my hall!
00:06:32Get out of my hall!
00:06:35Get out of my hall!
00:06:39Get out of my hall!
00:06:44Get out of my hall!
00:06:48Do you know what today is?
00:06:50I knew what it was when you woke me up, but I got no clue now.
00:06:55Was it today? Was it tomorrow?
00:07:00It's Melissa's birthday.
00:07:07You know, sometimes I worry.
00:07:11About what?
00:07:13About the day you wake up.
00:07:16And this seems normal. Ordinary.
00:07:19You find yourself, I don't know, maybe lacking in purpose.
00:07:27Been here 20 years and it hasn't felt ordinary yet.
00:07:31Doesn't feel ordinary today.
00:07:34I'm not sure why that would worry you.
00:07:37The worry is what you do next.
00:07:41So you think me finding some woman to wipe my ass throughout the twilight years is somehow a deterrent to
00:07:47suicide?
00:07:47Not when you say it like that.
00:07:49You're the one person that's never asked me.
00:07:53Don't change that today.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:59Can I ask you why?
00:08:04Because when I said, till death do us part,
00:08:11I meant my death.
00:08:16You of all people should understand that.
00:08:22Yeah, brother, that I understand.
00:08:28I understood exactly.
00:08:31Because I feel the same.
00:08:47This is getting harder.
00:08:49Here we go.
00:09:25Here we go.
00:09:49I don't think you can boil the bad out of the Hudson.
00:09:53Oh, look at that.
00:09:55It's just bubbling up right there.
00:09:57How do you know when it's done?
00:09:59I go by the color.
00:10:00When it looks like espresso, I pull it.
00:10:03And I thought I knew all there was to know about making coffee.
00:10:06Oh, apparently the methods are endless.
00:10:35Oh, yes.
00:10:38He started it when they bought the place.
00:10:4020 years ago?
00:10:42Longer.
00:10:45For the first time in my life, I own land.
00:10:53Not a building or apartment.
00:10:55Land.
00:10:57Unlike the other two, which feel more akin to a gopher occupying a different whole.
00:11:03I'm a steward now, solely responsible for how much this land changes or how much it stays the same.
00:11:13Best I can hope is be a benign nuisance to this place.
00:11:18Man's goal in society is to be remembered.
00:11:21In nature, it is to be forgotten.
00:11:24Unnoticed.
00:11:26Leave as little proof.
00:11:27I was here as I possibly can.
00:11:30Man, that will be my gift to this place.
00:11:36Who wrote that?
00:11:38Preston.
00:11:43There's a man in here I barely knew, Lily.
00:11:50And he begged me to know him.
00:11:57I remember one Thanksgiving.
00:12:00I was back from college.
00:12:02I was laid up on the sofa with a hangover.
00:12:07And my father walked in and he asked me if I wanted to go for a walk.
00:12:13I said, no.
00:12:16And I never thought of it again until 30 years later.
00:12:21And all of his children are racing to Boston, trying to beat death to his bed and say goodbye.
00:12:27And I asked him if he remembered inviting me to go on that walk.
00:12:31And he nodded and he smiled.
00:12:34And I asked him, do you remember what you wanted to talk about?
00:12:37And he shook his head and he said, I didn't want to talk.
00:12:42I just want to listen.
00:12:46This is not cheering me up.
00:12:47My point is, he told you everything that he wanted you to know while he was here.
00:12:53If he had wanted you to know what was in that book while he was alive,
00:12:58he would have told you.
00:13:00He's telling you now.
00:13:03Because now is when he wants you to know it.
00:13:11How does this thing work?
00:13:15Oh, it's deceptively simple.
00:13:18You just pour.
00:13:22Dare I ask for creamer?
00:13:24No, you can ask.
00:13:33All right, I am here to work.
00:13:34I have been given a list of to-dos from Preston's attorneys.
00:13:40I'm only going to ask this of you once, and then we won't have to talk about it again.
00:13:45The death certificate is in my purse.
00:13:50So, the apartment and the house in the Hamptons are in a trust,
00:13:55along with all of his investments, his bank accounts, everything.
00:13:58You are executor and beneficiary until your death,
00:14:02at which time the law firm will assume the role of executor,
00:14:06and the trust is divided equally between Abigail, Bridget, Macy, and Paige.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11The will does list burial instructions.
00:14:17He wanted to be buried here.
00:14:23There's a spot marked on a map.
00:14:29I know the spot.
00:14:32I know the spot.
00:14:48If I sell it,
00:14:52the new owners can exhumed the bodies,
00:14:56move them, cremate them, whatever they choose.
00:15:00Well, what if you...
00:15:03You exempt this part from sale.
00:15:06Then what?
00:15:07I fly back here once a year?
00:15:11Sit here for an hour?
00:15:13How many funerals have we been to?
00:15:16Parents, grandparents, friends?
00:15:18Have you ever been back to visit once?
00:15:20Okay, so keep it.
00:15:22But keeping it doesn't require you to live here.
00:15:26Preston didn't live here.
00:15:27Well, Preston didn't live here because I refuse to entertain the notion.
00:15:32Because the notion isn't rational.
00:15:35You think I'm using my logical mind to make this decision?
00:15:38The only thing on my mind
00:15:42is how do I get through the day without him?
00:15:48I was only three years older than Bridget when I met him.
00:15:57I can't...
00:16:01explain the pain, Lily.
00:16:04It's so fucking piercing
00:16:13that I'm not able to remember to breathe.
00:16:17It's a good thing that breathing is an automatic response
00:16:22because if I could choose not to remember...
00:16:26maybe in six weeks I'll feel foolish
00:16:30and I'll miss you
00:16:31and I'll miss New York
00:16:33and I'll miss the noise
00:16:34but for now I can sit on that porch
00:16:38I can stand by the river
00:16:39and I can feel him.
00:16:43His soul is here.
00:16:46I know it sounds ridiculous
00:16:47but it's here
00:16:49and I feel it.
00:16:55My best friend's job
00:16:56isn't to tell you what to do.
00:16:57My job is to help you do it.
00:17:00Okay.
00:17:01Okay.
00:17:05So why don't we start?
00:17:07I don't know.
00:17:10Whiskey.
00:17:11Okay.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:23Any hint of mystery
00:17:25in our marriage is gone.
00:17:27Gone.
00:17:27I disagree.
00:17:28I think you're still quite the mystery to...
00:17:31That's not what you...
00:17:32Okay.
00:17:33I understand.
00:17:33I get it.
00:17:34I'm gonna take a shower.
00:17:35Try to wash the shame away.
00:17:37There's no shame, honey.
00:17:40Remember?
00:17:40Everybody poops.
00:17:43Children's book.
00:17:44It normalizes, you know,
00:17:46basic human behavior.
00:17:47Body functions.
00:17:48What?
00:17:49It's pretty great.
00:18:03Do you want a coffee?
00:18:04I want a hotel suite
00:18:05with his and her bathrooms
00:18:06and a fucking bidet.
00:18:09And a facial.
00:18:10My skin is turning into leather.
00:18:19Whoa.
00:18:35That's an Indian.
00:18:36Native American.
00:18:38Do you think she's lost?
00:18:40She just got me shoes.
00:18:42What are you looking at?
00:18:44There is a literal Indian
00:18:45on a...
00:18:46Native American.
00:18:47Native American
00:18:47on a horse
00:18:48outside the window.
00:18:48What?
00:18:53Go!
00:18:54What the fuck?
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:57Didn't mean to scare you.
00:18:59Me?
00:19:00No.
00:19:00I scared you.
00:19:01I'm so sorry.
00:19:02You just spook the horse.
00:19:03But that ain't hard to do.
00:19:06There a girl here about my age?
00:19:08Uh, there...
00:19:08Well, there's a...
00:19:10Why?
00:19:11Do you need her for something?
00:19:13Hello?
00:19:13Hello?
00:19:14Hello?
00:19:14Hey, Kayla.
00:19:15I came to meet your daughter.
00:19:17All right.
00:19:17Well, let me get her.
00:19:19Hey, girls.
00:19:26Want to be friends?
00:19:28Me?
00:19:29Can you ride?
00:19:30That's not my daughter.
00:19:31That's my sister.
00:19:33I'm 26.
00:19:34You sure?
00:19:35Pretty sure.
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I pet him?
00:19:45You bet.
00:19:48Hello.
00:19:50What's his name?
00:19:51Shorty.
00:19:53He's not very short.
00:19:54He was when we named him.
00:19:56You got a horse?
00:19:57Yeah.
00:19:58Saddle him up.
00:20:00He's still at the Olympics.
00:20:03Where's that?
00:20:05France.
00:20:06You can ride one of mine.
00:20:11Whoa.
00:20:12Wow.
00:20:14Whoa.
00:20:15Uh.
00:20:16Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:17Bridget!
00:20:18Oh, my God.
00:20:19That Indian girl just rode off with your child.
00:20:21Be careful!
00:20:23Abby, do something.
00:20:24What are you...
00:20:25She's the neighbor.
00:20:26They'll be fine.
00:20:27Unless she falls off and dies.
00:20:28What do you want me to do, Paige?
00:20:39I'm ready to go home.
00:20:41You and me both.
00:20:43Uh, okay.
00:20:45Should we say Newton?
00:20:47Okay.
00:20:48We'll be there.
00:20:54Hi, this is Abby from...
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58Yeah, the neighbor.
00:21:00Um, I think my daughter's headed there.
00:21:02At least I hope she is.
00:21:03She's with Kayla.
00:21:05Okay, yep.
00:21:05I'll keep an eye out for them.
00:21:06There's just...
00:21:07There's something we need to take care of in town.
00:21:09It...
00:21:09Do you think you could watch her till we get back?
00:21:11I can't promise I won't put her to work.
00:21:13Well, I can't promise there's much work in there, but you're welcome to try.
00:21:16She's fine here all day, whether she's working or not.
00:21:19I think I see him coming over the hill now.
00:21:27Hey, Russell?
00:21:29I need you to do me a favor.
00:21:31I need you to do me a favor.
00:21:50What's that?
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:56Well, according to the guide, gets a coyote?
00:22:03No.
00:22:06Might be a wolf.
00:22:07There's wolves here?
00:22:08According to this book, there's every species that threatens our place atop the food chain.
00:22:14What's the food chain?
00:22:16Well, I'm not sure that I'm qualified to answer that, but think about it like this.
00:22:23A fly gets caught in a spider's web.
00:22:26The spider eats it.
00:22:27Then the frog eats the spider, and then the snake eats the frog, and then the hawk eats the snake.
00:22:34That's the food chain.
00:22:35What eats the hawk?
00:22:37Well, I think, uh, you know, the hawk is, is, is, I mean, just up there, you know, near the,
00:22:44uh, near the top.
00:22:45But there's things bigger than hawks.
00:22:48Hawks are like the, uh, you know, the air force of the animal kingdom.
00:22:52Land animals would have a tough time getting them.
00:22:54I mean, of course, I guess a mountain lion could climb a tree to get them.
00:22:59You know what?
00:22:59I don't know.
00:22:59Well, I'm sure there are variances to the food chain that I, uh, that I am unaware of.
00:23:10What's that?
00:23:11Oh, turn to the scat section.
00:23:15What's scat?
00:23:17It's a mountain word for poop, apparently.
00:23:19That's poop?
00:23:21That is elk poop, to be exact.
00:23:24So, the elk was on this trail, and so was the wolf.
00:23:30You think the wolf was hunting the elk?
00:23:36Uh, maybe.
00:23:37And then, the elk saw the wolf, and it scared the shit out of him.
00:23:45Uh, well, I object to your phrasing, but, uh, the evidence does support that theory.
00:23:53You think there were wolves in New York before it was a city?
00:23:56I meant there was.
00:23:58I don't know.
00:23:59Wolves and bears and everything that's here.
00:24:03Hmm.
00:24:14I can't remember his face.
00:24:18It's only been a few days, and I already forgot what he looked like.
00:24:26Well, I can, uh, show you a picture.
00:24:30There.
00:24:31Here.
00:24:42From now on, pictures is the only way I'll see him.
00:24:48Here.
00:25:07Here.
00:25:30So, most planes this size do not have a flight data recorder, but because he flew for the
00:25:36forest service, one was installed. This information helps us understand better what happened. I'm happy
00:25:44to explain what took place if you don't wish to listen. But it is your right to listen,
00:25:50so the choice is yours. Have you listened? Yes, ma'am, I have. And is there something to learn
00:26:00from it? How is this helpful? For your daughters, I don't think it is. In fact, I would. That's
00:26:13not my place to say. Say it. If I were you, I wouldn't listen. If I were you, I would.
00:26:29I'm staying. Me too. Play it.
00:26:42Jesus! Big sky approach. This is Cessna 185 Bravo Zulu. I need a swap.
00:26:48Copy that. Two bravos. Speed and altitude. 130 knots at 8200.
00:26:53Maintain south-west heading. Climb to 11,000. Copy that. 11,000. Thank you, tower.
00:26:58We'll get up over this. Jesus! Fuck! Just hold on!
00:27:02Wait! Stay! Stay!
00:27:07Oh, my God!
00:27:25You were his last thought. I figured you'd want to know that.
00:27:33Is there anything else? Do I need to sign something? No, ma'am.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:43You were my last thought. How about that?
00:27:53What's that?
00:27:54What?
00:27:54I'm a kid.
00:27:56I'm tired.
00:27:56I'm tired.
00:28:43Come on, guys.
00:29:12God damn it, Preston!
00:29:17This was not an accident.
00:29:20This was a choice.
00:29:21You chose this.
00:29:23You chose it, and look what it's doing to us.
00:29:27I said the same thing.
00:29:32When my wife died,
00:29:35I walked out and stared at the sky,
00:29:39and I cursed her for being reckless with her life,
00:29:43which was my life.
00:29:44That's the promise we made.
00:29:48I gave her mine,
00:29:50and she gave me hers.
00:29:55I want to hate him for it.
00:29:59Yeah, I said that, too.
00:30:06It's been four years,
00:30:08and in that time,
00:30:09I ain't learned a single thing
00:30:10that's going to help you get through this.
00:30:14The kids is a reason,
00:30:15but you already know that.
00:30:19You're mad at him now.
00:30:21Later, I guess you'll be mad at me
00:30:23for letting you hear it.
00:30:29But I watched my wife die.
00:30:35And I ain't got a clue
00:30:36what her last thought was.
00:30:42Time's coming when you'd have wondered.
00:30:47Now you don't have to.
00:31:20You're her friend?
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:24She could sure use one.
00:31:43Stacy.
00:31:47You know the five stages of grief?
00:31:51I'm aware of them.
00:31:52Well,
00:31:56today I just sped right through denial.
00:32:00I gotta tell you.
00:32:13These pants are Chanel,
00:32:16so you know.
00:32:23I never doubt my love for you.
00:32:26I don't.
00:32:30Well, all these doctors,
00:32:31when I make a math problem
00:32:33out of how we feel,
00:32:37there's five stages for this,
00:32:39seven for that.
00:32:42It doesn't work that way.
00:32:44It doesn't work that way.
00:32:48You're the last thought in this mind.
00:32:51It's just a year to be fair to rest.
00:32:53I just...
00:32:56I just...
00:32:58I just...
00:32:59This will never know a lot like that.
00:33:05I don't...
00:33:06I don't...
00:33:20A little warning would have been nice.
00:33:23Told you not to listen.
00:33:25You could have gone into more detail.
00:33:30I'm sorry.
00:33:32It's not your fault. I'm just...
00:33:36A good part of my job is giving bad news to good people.
00:33:42And I hate it.
00:33:48When you called, I thought you were calling for me.
00:33:54I was. You're who I called.
00:33:56To talk to me.
00:34:00You seemed so much brighter 30 seconds ago.
00:34:02You do recall that we kissed.
00:34:05I remember that.
00:34:06So I presumed that you were calling because you liked it.
00:34:11And maybe you wanted to do it some more.
00:34:20Yeah, I might want to stick a date somewhere in there before the next one.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:26If you want to be old-fashioned, then yeah.
00:34:28Okay. A date. Date it is.
00:34:32So, what does one do on a date out here?
00:34:38It depends on the time of year, I guess.
00:34:40See, right now, you float the river, have a picnic, run some horses into the mountains.
00:34:47No indoor dates.
00:34:50Pretty average saloon in town.
00:34:53But I've arrested most everyone in there, so...
00:34:57Room can get a little tense.
00:34:58What about wintertime?
00:35:00You go skiing. Snowmobiles is fun.
00:35:03These all seem to have an element of speed.
00:35:06What's the date in New York?
00:35:08You go to a movie and see a play.
00:35:11So, you sit in silence and watch other people talk?
00:35:14Okay, well, at least they aren't timed events like the fucking Olympics.
00:35:17This ain't a which-has-bitter-dates contest. I'm just curious.
00:35:21Go to a museum.
00:35:23Then a cafe.
00:35:25Maybe a pub after.
00:35:27We ain't got none of those.
00:35:28Right.
00:35:32Let's float the river.
00:35:35I think you'll like that.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:39I can be here by four.
00:35:41Deal.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:45I'll see you at four.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:49No, for God's sake.
00:35:54Uh, Macy, look.
00:35:56Look, I think it's on you.
00:35:57I don't see it.
00:35:58Duh.
00:35:59Right over the trees.
00:36:02Mom, guess what?
00:36:03What?
00:36:04We found a spot where the wolf scared the scat out of an elk.
00:36:07The what?
00:36:08Scat.
00:36:09It's what they call poop in Montana.
00:36:11It's a term used in tracking.
00:36:13Tracking.
00:36:14We'll discuss it on the boat.
00:36:16Macy, come on.
00:36:17Let's go wash the scat off of us.
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:22Okay.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:33Is there somewhere to change in that cabin?
00:36:36Uh, there's a bathroom.
00:36:39And by that, I mean a room with a bath.
00:36:41It should work.
00:36:44I feel like I'm 13.
00:36:49Do you think today is the best day for us to...
00:36:52I would love to feel good for a few hours.
00:36:54I have all night to feel bad.
00:36:58I...
00:36:58There is just...
00:37:00There's something about this uniform.
00:37:02It's $28 at Western Police Supply.
00:37:05Oh, money well spent.
00:37:08See you at four.
00:37:15Honey?
00:37:24Honey?
00:37:28Hey.
00:37:31Hey.
00:37:32Hey.
00:37:36I'm sorry.
00:37:37I got you.
00:37:39I heard it.
00:37:42I heard it die.
00:37:48I got you.
00:37:50It's okay.
00:37:51It's okay.
00:38:26Don't mind me, I'm just warning the death of our bank.
00:38:29Paige, I didn't mean it.
00:38:30You didn't mean it, then why did you say it?
00:38:36Get changed.
00:38:38We're going on a field trip.
00:38:40A field trip?
00:38:42I think we all need a break.
00:38:44Come on.
00:38:57You fall in?
00:38:59I sat in.
00:39:03Van invited me to float to the river.
00:39:07I'm going to bring Paige and Russell.
00:39:09My date has turned into group therapy.
00:39:11Do you want to come?
00:39:13Are you taking Macy?
00:39:14Mom, I can't leave her here alone.
00:39:16Leave her here with me.
00:39:18I have another daughter running wild somewhere.
00:39:21I'll find her.
00:39:24You can stay if you want.
00:39:26This was his favorite place on earth.
00:39:28I can think of nothing that would please him more than you seeing it.
00:39:36Send Macy down.
00:39:43Abby, you didn't ask my opinion, but if I were you, I would set my hooks pretty deep in that
00:39:51one.
00:39:51They're not making any more men like him.
00:39:53This is less than no chance, Mom.
00:39:57But he is a beautiful diversion.
00:40:00Mm-hmm.
00:40:08September is my favorite time here.
00:40:10There's a bite to the air in the morning.
00:40:13Leaves begin to turn, and we are done with the tedium of matching flies to a hatch.
00:40:19It's hopper season.
00:40:21No more scouring the ground for bugs or studying the leaves of a willow.
00:40:25Just tie on a number 12 hopper and give him hell.
00:40:29Oh, wow.
00:40:56Well, honey, I stand corrected.
00:40:58Your OCD did have a purpose.
00:41:09Now, did you tell me how to tie this on?
00:41:21Of course you did.
00:41:27Good to do it.
00:41:35Good to do it.
00:41:42Good to do it.
00:41:45Good to do it.
00:42:01Ma'am?
00:42:09Ma'am?
00:42:11Ma'am?
00:42:12Ma'am?
00:42:20Can I help you?
00:42:21Yes.
00:42:22I am a friend of the Clyburn family.
00:42:24Preston Clyburn and his brother.
00:42:26Call.
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28Funeral home call.
00:42:29So Mrs. Clyburn wanted them buried on the property.
00:42:32I've done some research and it seems that if we dedicate a portion of the property...
00:42:37This is the application.
00:42:38What you need to do is notate on the plat map the exact location of the cemetery.
00:42:44Have her sign in return.
00:42:45And how long does this process take?
00:42:47About 90 days.
00:42:49Oh, we don't...
00:42:52We don't have 90 days.
00:42:53I don't think that this family has another week in them.
00:42:56You have to wait 90 days to allow residents to contest the location.
00:43:00Nobody will, but that's the law.
00:43:03Well, what is the family supposed to do with the bodies?
00:43:06This is a conditional permit.
00:43:08It allows the funeral home to release the bodies and allow for their immediate burial on the site.
00:43:15This would have taken six months and three attorneys in New York.
00:43:19You ain't in New York.
00:43:21So I'll just take this to the funeral home?
00:43:23Emailed it over this morning.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:25Please extend our condolences.
00:43:27Paul was a real nice man.
00:43:30He will be missed.
00:43:37I'm not sure that you need this.
00:43:38I got it at the church auction.
00:43:40I thought it was for bingo.
00:43:43But it's good to know the screen works.
00:43:46Didn't know it came with a sound, though.
00:43:55It's pretty neat.
00:43:57Have a nice day.
00:44:08I'll never let you know what you're doing.
00:44:13I'm down in New York.
00:44:18I'll never let you know how you're going with the kids at work.
00:44:19Well, like I said.
00:44:20many more people live in the house.
00:44:22I'll never let you know.
00:44:23We'll never let you know who it is.
00:44:24That's my life.
00:44:27I don't know what it is.
00:44:28I'm hungry so many people.
00:44:28I'm hungry.
00:44:28What are you doing?
00:44:29Do you want to go fishing?
00:44:31I don't know how.
00:44:32Neither do I.
00:44:33Men do it drunk, so,
00:44:35how hard can it be?
00:44:40what's that for no clue
00:44:54i assume you've had some form of like swift water rescue training a fair share if you fall out of
00:45:00this boat all you need to do is stand up river ain't three feet deep here i gotta say i
00:45:04was not
00:45:04expecting this i've been floating new yorkers down this river since as a teenager i know what you'll
00:45:09like dig down to the bottom and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe here's the perfect
00:45:15man if you got to get cheese he is keep hunting there's brie and honey
00:45:21russell do you want a beer uh no i'll get a glass
00:45:26yeah beer's fine beer uh beer would be great you've got that craft brew look about yeah i hope it's
00:45:34all right yeah you bet i uh love it when they taste like campfire
00:45:42honey what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his uh steroids would do it or exercise
00:45:49one
00:45:50could argue i exercise i got him a peloton for christmas and he's been using it what's a peloton
00:45:57it's a stationary bike with a monitor that allows you to interact with other riders through the
00:46:02internet while you're riding it's like a like a spin class yeah except you don't have to leave your
00:46:06house because i mean once you get home you don't ever really want to leave right i mean i suppose
00:46:12i
00:46:13could on my way home stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes but you gotta bring a
00:46:17gym bag and
00:46:18you sweat and you gotta shower and i really don't believe in showers as like a communal experience can't
00:46:24you just go for a bike ride in new york no that's too dangerous like way way too no you
00:46:33you can't it
00:46:34actually is i mean if he doesn't get run over he'd probably get robbed thieves will just pull you off
00:46:38at a red light ride off with your bike i'm serious i'm not doubting you i got a friend was
00:46:43riding his
00:46:44bike in the forest and i got jumped by a mountain lion a mountain lion what did he do they
00:46:50had a pretty
00:46:50good fight about it uh my buddy stabbed him with a knife till he run off died under a tree
00:46:55your friend
00:46:56died a mountain lion died yeah friend's fine his friend killed a lion with his bare hands well with
00:47:04a knife all right choke a lion to death with your bare hands maybe i'm impressed with one
00:47:13wow look at that guess that's why they call it big sky country
00:47:20how come it's so much bigger here it's even bigger than the beach
00:47:25you ever notice how the sky at the beach is only like over the ocean
00:47:36page your blonde is showing no think about it you only ever see half the sky at the beach that's
00:47:40because you're facing the ocean if you just turn around you'd see the other half yeah duh but what
00:47:47i'm saying is is that it tricks your mind no tricks your mind page the rest of my minds haven't
00:47:50figured out oh excuse me get a hot boyfriend and know everything i'm abby wikipedia that's why i don't
00:47:56take my sisters on the river
00:48:01you said there was prosciutto
00:48:08so there's eggs nymphs emergers and then the adults but then the nymphs they might live for two
00:48:16years before they rise and fly up and breed and that's it
00:48:23fall back to the river deposit their eggs
00:48:28and their life is over
00:48:32well that is tragic
00:48:37it ain't tragic
00:48:39that's their purpose and the fact that we're watching them is proof they succeeded
00:48:47god i am so out of practice at this
00:48:51oh yeah you and me both
00:48:56well i guess the question is
00:49:01should we be trying
00:49:05i doubt you're moving here and i ain't never moving to new york
00:49:11look i am a 37 year old divorced mother of two
00:49:16i don't have a luxury of expecting good heart great smile and geography
00:49:29when i met dallas my ex i was pregnant first and then love came later if it if it came
00:49:39at all
00:49:42but he was sweet and supportive and before you knew it we had a family
00:49:49it's my juvenile attempt to
00:49:53recreate what my parents had created
00:49:57i look at people out here and i'm married at 20. they're still in love with a life that they
00:50:04built and
00:50:04kids running everywhere where i'm from having a child of 20 is a catastrophe
00:50:15i tried to hide behind the marriage and pretend like it was the plan all along
00:50:19don't get me wrong i love my girls
00:50:24bridget is the most wonderful mistake i have ever made and i am glad i made it
00:50:33but when you say till death do us part you mean it
00:50:37when we say it our minds just on the reception
00:50:43does that make sense
00:50:48not really
00:50:52look maybe floating in a river is as far as this goes
00:50:56but in the off chance that this is the start of something
00:51:00i don't want you to think that i don't even i don't know how to say this i
00:51:09i don't want you to think that there is some great love i'm comparing you to because i have no
00:51:14great love to judge you again we don't need to be comparing nothing i don't think that's fair to anybody
00:51:27my wife wasn't as pretty as you
00:51:30i don't
00:51:32i don't think i've ever met anyone as pretty as you
00:51:39she was skinny big gap between her front teeth
00:51:47and if she stood across the river from us right now
00:51:53i would run to her
00:51:57run
00:52:01and i doubt my feet would touch water
00:52:05my boys have been begging me to date for a year
00:52:10she was a love of my life since eighth grade
00:52:16what are the odds i get to
00:52:24i do have a frame of reference and please don't take this the wrong way when i tell you
00:52:30you got a lot to live up to
00:52:36as much as i like sitting here it hurts more than you'll ever know
00:52:42so i feel wondering how i feel about you
00:52:48i feel enough to sit here and take it
00:52:53that's a lot to live up to
00:52:56yes ma'am
00:53:01i'll make you a deal
00:53:04what's that
00:53:06the part of your heart that she has
00:53:09she can keep
00:53:15i wish it was that easy
00:53:19i mean wasn't this boat ride wasn't it just like
00:53:23a reason to forget wasn't that the point
00:53:26that was the original goal yes
00:53:32well let's get to it
00:53:55fish right there
00:54:03oh that's not how you do it
00:54:06i'm aware
00:54:08the book says swing the rod between ten and two
00:54:12what's ten and two
00:54:14uh it refers to a time when watches had hands
00:54:18watches had hands
00:54:20okay ten and two
00:54:28i think this is right
00:54:33okay what does it say now
00:54:35point your hands where you want the fly to hit the water
00:54:45oh you caught one
00:54:47what do i do what do i do
00:54:48uh you're supposed to pull the line with your hands
00:54:51why
00:54:51i don't know that's what it says
00:54:53i have a better idea
00:55:03get it get it get it
00:55:05oh that might be a bit excessive
00:55:07i got it
00:55:10we got it
00:55:20it's so clear
00:55:26what
00:55:29what why are you staring at me like a stalker
00:55:32i'm staring at you like your husband
00:55:33yeah if i was married to a stalker
00:55:38what
00:55:39you're beautiful
00:55:42yeah you think
00:55:44i do think
00:55:46what's your favorite part my swollen ass or this fucking shiner
00:55:50it's a tough choice
00:55:53you still think i'm pretty
00:55:55no pretty isn't a strong enough word
00:56:01then get off your ass and come fucking woo me
00:56:05all right
00:56:07jesus take that head
00:56:15sweep me off my feet
00:56:17all right like this
00:56:20i've busted peletine
00:56:23like that
00:56:26you're heavier than you look
00:56:27what the fuck did you just say no i mean like
00:56:29muscle density bmi it's a compliment
00:56:32in what caveman universe is that a compliment put me there
00:56:35okay fine
00:56:36russell okay you want to see a caveman
00:56:38i swear to god honey
00:56:40i will give you the bedroom of the year
00:56:43oh wow
00:56:47honey please this is a terrible way for a marriage to end
00:56:49don't do this
00:56:50i feel like i have so much power right now
00:56:53i'm begging you
00:56:55keep begging
00:57:02okay fine
00:57:04you win
00:57:06take me back to the shore and have your way with me
00:57:09really got to lay off the cannolis baby
00:57:11okay after we fuck you are in real trouble
00:57:15not
00:57:15so the trick is to keep his head looking outside as you come into the barrel
00:57:18then release him and he'll spring right around it
00:57:20pull his head away just a little i'll show you
00:57:46i think so
00:57:48got it i think so
00:57:50here we go
00:57:53whoa
00:58:14pretty good for never doing it
00:58:19that was amazing
00:58:23bridget your mama called
00:58:25she wants you home okay
00:58:28i don't know the way i know the way i'll pony your horse back for you
00:58:39looking good girl thank you
00:58:42i'll grab the cake
00:58:51what are these again uh fritters of sorts with zucchini from the garden
00:58:57there's zucchini in the garden there is a bit of everything in the garden
00:59:00how many fists did you catch seven what no kidding
00:59:04i find that very hard to believe mom oh you caught me page i bought it from the fishmonger in
00:59:09three
00:59:09forks you caught them with a pole yeah that's how it's done this is all very suspect i need
00:59:15evidence oh evidence um kind of like that leaf embedded in your hair how did that happen
00:59:24i did you try walking a riverbank in louboutin
00:59:28i bet i know exactly what you fell on oh look who's talking while you were swallowing deputy do
00:59:34right
00:59:34i'm sorry
00:59:53i wonder if you know how happy this would make him
01:00:02it would fill his heart
01:00:36let's talk about tomorrow
01:00:41what's tomorrow
01:00:45tomorrow we bury them
01:01:17what's tomorrow
01:01:17what's tomorrow
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