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Everyone accuses Trixie of being a gold-digging prostitute because of her hobo clothes. Little do they realize that she's the ONLY ONE who can cure the hottest and richest man in the nation, war hero Lysander Armstrong. And his heart too.
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00:00:01Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wronged.
00:01:49Rejuvenate.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:31He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:54You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:11And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No.
00:09:23Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:09I can't.
00:10:19Oh, okay.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv.
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo, cryo, what, what?
00:11:18What?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:35Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:47studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo, cryo, what, what?
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:51It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There is a man's life at stake here.
00:15:08And you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:16Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21You want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:16:02But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course!
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:20What?
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:46Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:13General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:26If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37Huh?
00:17:39Hmm...
00:17:41oooh
00:17:42oooh
00:17:44oooh
00:17:46oooh
00:17:52oooh
00:17:55oooh
00:18:57You're a ransom. I'm a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that. We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little light?
00:19:09On the streets.
00:19:10Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets? Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her. You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:19That is it, General. You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right. That's it. I'm shutting down this clown show right now. James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you. We can't be interrupted. Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:07You see that, General? This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman. This is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is. This is the dark witch. I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son. James, get the SWAT team. Yes, sir.
00:20:34You'll regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me. I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37Right.
00:21:38We rights the world.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:56By bathing with me.
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58You're a fucking spy?
00:22:00Talk.
00:22:01I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:31But it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41Excuse me for you.
00:22:44You just talked to me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those theme cells.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:35No. I believe Miss Trixie is a good person. She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer. Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right. This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No! No! Absolutely not. There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure? Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir. This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:31It's called Borderline Revival. She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:43That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this. He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:58That it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor. Only I know the right techniques to take her
00:25:04down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands. You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This is it. The finishing touch. I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:54Poison gas? My son is in there. You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General. Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son, and then he can marry one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there? It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap. Oh my god. Get back, sucka.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted. Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her. She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:00You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it!
00:28:13No more stalling, General!
00:28:15If you won't punish her,
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:26He's a cure!
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:19There is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer!
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over 100 years old,
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words,
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:05Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:09Oh, I really appreciate it,
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:18Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back,
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42My syndrome is not supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:47than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh my God.
00:32:04Oh my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you,
00:32:47your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things,
00:32:50out of my house.
00:32:52Now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:22to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:54waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:33:58Marissa.
00:34:01Marissa.
00:34:02Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04she would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the
00:34:05rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling
00:34:10your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:30corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think
00:34:38she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course
00:34:40she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me
00:34:43for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her
00:34:58the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:00In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your
00:35:04dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:06you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think
00:35:14she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup
00:35:15must have hit her
00:35:16hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire
00:35:25family for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you
00:35:29insult her?
00:35:31It's okay,
00:35:32Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're
00:35:37doing out there
00:35:38on the streets,
00:35:38huh?
00:35:39What is he talking
00:35:40about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly
00:35:49useless your granddaughter
00:35:50is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the
00:35:54street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught with a piss-poor
00:35:58nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street crit
00:36:02I got off-keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking
00:36:04for is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:22Of course,
00:36:23those without substance
00:36:25underneath would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an upgrade
00:36:31is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:39and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:58by me of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:02why should I do good
00:37:04by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my
00:37:06John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show even so much
00:37:32as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several
00:37:54world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost
00:38:20Mom and Dad
00:38:21because we didn't have
00:38:22the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said
00:38:51Trixie's crashing
00:38:52my wedding.
00:38:53She was bullying
00:38:54us too, Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:04So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17staked the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22when the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home, brother.
00:39:40Welcome home, General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with her
00:39:50regiment in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:54Well, she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his entire family
00:39:56while he's been deployed
00:39:57overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited for him
00:39:59for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her.
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring it down
00:40:04on them at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power
00:40:12that saved my life.
00:40:13So she needs our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow her
00:40:18to protect her, sir!
00:40:20And let's roll.
00:40:36Welcome, everyone,
00:40:38to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very special day
00:40:40for me and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour,
00:40:43my company will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company
00:40:48to go public.
00:40:52Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe,
00:40:57Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please,
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire
00:41:04U.S. Health Department,
00:41:05but this is a par-tay
00:41:06after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. president
00:41:15will also be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa
00:41:21is the best wife
00:41:22a man could ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't start
00:41:35until I say it does.
00:41:58You two really are
00:41:59a match made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:05from any of our elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Um, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:17You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being his poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I
00:42:27who bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me,
00:42:32then go look at yourself
00:42:33in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:36Even the first woman president
00:42:38will be here any second
00:42:39now to congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so shameless
00:42:53and desperate
00:42:54that she'd still show up
00:42:55to my wedding
00:42:56to suck up to me.
00:42:57This is what poor,
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us,
00:43:03the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you the contract.
00:43:18You giving me the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:29to give me
00:43:30a billion dollar contract?
00:43:31We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:34And I saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore now
00:43:43just because I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:49for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were
00:43:52too embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:56I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:59Bravo!
00:44:01Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick!
00:44:03Somebody put that
00:44:04on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's embarrassing
00:44:05me in front of everyone.
00:44:07Drink her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and sound
00:44:20like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I always
00:44:25couldn't stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame girls
00:44:32feel better about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here
00:44:41to request to be chosen
00:44:43because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:45:05The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:14This isn't that contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even have the guts
00:45:27to go all the way.
00:45:28Look at her following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, uh, I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little treat
00:45:43while you're at it?
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just because
00:46:11she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:12she can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:22You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're Cinderella
00:46:25so you can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince Charming
00:46:29will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her.
00:46:39This is where your dreams
00:46:41will die, bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his mistress
00:46:48at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:51he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:58You think a few toy guns
00:47:00scare me, Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of people
00:47:03for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of command,
00:47:06Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the nation
00:47:15from a terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed,
00:47:19ugly leech.
00:47:20So how could you possibly
00:47:21have this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's gonna believe you.
00:47:27Have you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general?
00:47:30Then Sasa
00:47:30is the fucking
00:47:31Virgin Mary.
00:47:32And she's nice.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:39Oh!
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55Now, I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion-dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first
00:48:05female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch!
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor!
00:48:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born
00:48:22on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop
00:48:30a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:36can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:39which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you
00:48:41a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you
00:49:12my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother!
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:28alive?
00:49:29I thought I
00:49:31had to do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:36of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:37to save you.
00:49:39Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:49here, or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59before could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General License
00:50:05scooped you
00:50:06off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring
00:50:12my party,
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm going to
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like
00:50:21it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm!
00:50:34This wine is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying
00:50:42a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:49It's...
00:50:51It's...
00:50:53It's...
00:51:00Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry
00:51:06that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie,
00:51:18remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going
00:51:21to hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really,
00:51:23it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're
00:51:26a good man,
00:51:27not because I want
00:51:28you to owe me
00:51:28any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys,
00:51:39a lovely dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would
00:51:46die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred
00:51:56foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her
00:52:06in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:09You know,
00:52:10look man,
00:52:11I know Trixie
00:52:12is like a,
00:52:13I don't know,
00:52:14like a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste
00:52:16your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks
00:52:28about a woman
00:52:28that way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:41with fire
00:52:42to deal
00:52:42with the likes
00:52:43of them.
00:52:44You're very
00:52:45gracious,
00:52:45Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting
00:52:49off with it
00:52:50because she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:51do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me,
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll,
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know
00:53:04who this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you
00:53:06were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:07doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all
00:53:18part of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell
00:53:22your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should
00:53:42try to play
00:53:43some of some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in
00:53:46the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know
00:54:02that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind
00:54:07of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one
00:54:27for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Mm-hmm.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know
00:54:44that you just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune,
00:55:03which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be pennies.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander,
00:55:13I really don't care
00:55:15for any of it.
00:55:15Oh, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:42Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no
00:56:05to this doggo?
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:10I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:30Ha ha!
00:56:31Stop.
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple
00:56:34here is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind
00:56:44would marry that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless
00:56:48or not,
00:56:49but I'm making this woman
00:56:50my wife,
00:56:51which means that she will
00:56:52be treated as,
00:56:53and cherished as,
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on earth.
00:56:56Understand.
00:57:00You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful man
00:57:04on earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if,
00:57:17like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:21like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically controlled
00:57:24the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the Princess of England
00:57:29than someone from
00:57:29the lowest rank
00:57:30of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy
00:57:36your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch of
00:57:41piss poor people do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with
00:57:45your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes.
00:57:47She could blame
00:57:48her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:53She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself,
00:58:04but
00:58:06I'll let you do
00:58:07all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:20for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend to be
00:58:28on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going
00:58:45bankrupt!
00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:55Are you sure
00:58:56that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the Armstrong
00:59:18family owns
00:59:18the entire global
00:59:19stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:27You're really
00:59:28Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:29the richest
00:59:30and most powerful
00:59:31man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married,
00:59:35the famed war hero,
00:59:37the man every girl
00:59:37wants and every man
00:59:38wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad
00:59:43will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
00:59:51Sasa.
00:59:52Sasa.
00:59:53Sasa.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over Trixie,
01:00:02because you've been
01:00:03in the military
01:00:03for so long,
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:09a good time.
01:00:12Do you want to
01:00:13rub your hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you.
01:00:20I would never
01:00:21be interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:23and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just
01:00:32trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't
01:00:38want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:42a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Rush for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you
01:00:55wouldn't have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixine.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:03your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out
01:01:07other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back?
01:01:09You're an insult
01:01:10to all good women
01:01:11out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait, everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're impostors.
01:01:30I just got off the phone
01:01:32with the president
01:01:32and she said
01:01:32your contract
01:01:33is not getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned
01:01:36by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric
01:01:42and highly elusive sage
01:01:43in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor
01:01:49anyone can have
01:01:50in the field of health
01:01:51and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto
01:01:53is the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:55the left leave the wrong,
01:01:57the rest.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never
01:02:02let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on her way now.
01:02:08So, you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly handsome
01:02:11motherfucker over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president
01:02:16and the goddess healer
01:02:17approves of my product,
01:02:19who cares about
01:02:20this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs,
01:02:22break his arms,
01:02:23no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:29FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent claims
01:02:33and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get
01:02:42the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie's a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:50Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:55between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer,
01:03:01I can attest
01:03:02that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06and would never
01:03:07break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her
01:03:12everything she had
01:03:13just to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid
01:03:15for my recent
01:03:16heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiancee
01:03:19really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal
01:03:29pretending to be
01:03:30General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:39would have been bombed
01:03:40to ash.
01:03:41And that's why
01:03:42it's twice the crime
01:03:43for stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:46only fell into a coma
01:03:47because of the fight
01:03:48with the terrorists.
01:03:49And we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that
01:03:55this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:56is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble.
01:03:58I promise I'll get it
01:03:59resolved and we can
01:04:00focus on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me,
01:04:05fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiancee.
01:04:09You don't get to
01:04:09decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:36If you can.
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:36Legend is written
01:05:39all over you,
01:05:40Lysander.
01:05:41Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancee.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancee.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better
01:05:53than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew
01:05:55you'd find someone
01:05:56better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always
01:06:00paid so much better
01:06:01than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining
01:06:03star in the sky
01:06:04and Marissa's like
01:06:05a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out
01:06:10with insults from my side,
01:06:11right, fam?
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections,
01:06:23no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me
01:06:25even if you have
01:06:26one guy on your side
01:06:27who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable
01:06:29to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using
01:06:31defenseless lives
01:06:32as your shield
01:06:33because you know
01:06:34we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt
01:07:08a single soul
01:07:09in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care
01:07:17what the fuck it was!
01:07:18I'm not letting her
01:07:19make a fool of me
01:07:20at my own wedding!
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:31Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you
01:07:35from messing with
01:07:36the Wighams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie
01:07:38and her family
01:07:38and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself
01:07:41to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin,
01:07:43you and your brother
01:07:44are both good men.
01:07:45I will not
01:07:46let your injury
01:07:47be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still
01:07:53for me.
01:07:56Rite
01:07:57rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just
01:08:10reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting
01:08:12the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she
01:08:14the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See,
01:08:23I knew that
01:08:24you were no
01:08:24ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am
01:08:27just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me
01:08:29on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average
01:08:34homeless girl
01:08:35in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably
01:08:36holding out a supermagnet
01:08:38that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39Well, I do not
01:08:39care for glory.
01:08:40I do believe
01:08:42in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch,
01:08:44not only have you
01:08:45betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've
01:08:47hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you
01:08:49both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you
01:08:51to judge me
01:08:52for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm gonna show you
01:09:00how the elite
01:09:00can travel
01:09:01in your little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross
01:09:05the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you
01:09:07try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line
01:09:20between life
01:09:22and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that
01:09:23extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit
01:09:27it looks pretty good,
01:09:28but I'll die
01:09:29before I believe
01:09:29that's magic.
01:09:31You're not
01:09:32the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman
01:09:34has many tricks
01:09:35up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid
01:09:37of her.
01:09:37She's nothing
01:09:38but a circus
01:09:39prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you
01:09:41cross the line
01:09:41and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left
01:09:47leaves the wrong
01:09:48breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this
01:10:03the line between
01:10:04life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were
01:10:06just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's
01:10:13happening.
01:10:25What did you do
01:10:28to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just
01:10:32didn't want to heed
01:10:32my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you
01:10:35take him to the U.R.
01:10:36if you don't want
01:10:37your wedding to
01:10:37become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:40Major.
01:10:42Are you not going
01:10:42to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he
01:10:44able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must
01:10:46be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure
01:10:51of heart
01:10:51can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody
01:10:53take my brother
01:10:54to the hospital,
01:10:54please?
01:11:02You're so sore
01:11:03I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and
01:11:04hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us
01:11:07first.
01:11:08At first,
01:11:09I was really hurt
01:11:10by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come
01:11:12to realize
01:11:12your true colors
01:11:14are that of
01:11:14a snake
01:11:15and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa,
01:11:17thanks for taking
01:11:17this low life
01:11:18from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself
01:11:21for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone
01:11:24would want to marry you
01:11:25when you've got
01:11:25nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear
01:11:30odd and crazy
01:11:31clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead,
01:11:39Trixie gets
01:11:40a handsome
01:11:40and protective
01:11:42husband.
01:11:43You can daydream
01:11:44all you want
01:11:44now, Trixie,
01:11:45but when the
01:11:45presidential contract
01:11:47arrives,
01:11:47it'll hit you
01:11:48like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing
01:11:50but an ugly phony
01:11:51and I'm the queen
01:11:52of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you
01:11:55how it is I
01:11:56who has everything
01:11:56you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing
01:11:58on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president
01:12:04to get here
01:12:05immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President,
01:12:12I require
01:12:13your assistance.
01:12:14Yes,
01:12:15we'll be there
01:12:15immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just
01:12:25pretend to call
01:12:26the first woman
01:12:27president of the
01:12:27United States?
01:12:28God, I knew
01:12:29you were cheap,
01:12:29but I didn't know
01:12:30you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad
01:12:32I dumped you
01:12:33for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic,
01:12:35Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind
01:12:37everyone how I have
01:12:38the presidential
01:12:38contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is
01:12:40correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone
01:12:42with the president
01:12:42earlier.
01:12:43Only the most
01:12:44important people
01:12:44have Madam
01:12:45President's
01:12:46direct line.
01:12:47You hear that,
01:12:48everyone?
01:12:48There is no way
01:12:50low-life Trixie
01:12:51could have called
01:12:52the president
01:12:53by herself.
01:12:54She's just
01:12:55a desperate phony
01:12:56who doesn't get
01:12:57enough mail attention,
01:12:58so she's come here
01:12:58to play up her
01:12:59importance.
01:13:00No, my
01:13:01granddaughter would
01:13:02never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time
01:13:04just to heal
01:13:05someone's wound,
01:13:06only the goddess
01:13:07healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really
01:13:09the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy
01:13:20actor pretends to be
01:13:21the war hero
01:13:21General Lysander
01:13:22Armstrong, and now
01:13:23you, Trixie, are
01:13:24pretending to be the
01:13:25goddess healer who
01:13:26gave me my
01:13:26presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the
01:13:29working class think
01:13:30all the time?
01:13:31I never realized how
01:13:33delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of
01:13:36what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our
01:13:38riches and privilege
01:13:39in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know
01:13:41what circus school
01:13:42you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to
01:13:44make me jealous,
01:13:44Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just
01:13:47fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess
01:13:51healing power is
01:13:52legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:57but the goddess healing
01:13:58is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal
01:14:01her identity
01:14:02just to punish her ex,
01:14:03won't her followers
01:14:04be furious
01:14:05and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a
01:14:15goddess or not,
01:14:16you did that.
01:14:17No matter what
01:14:18happens, you are
01:14:19a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against
01:14:22you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president
01:14:32arrives!
01:14:48Who dare cause
01:14:49ruckus in here?
01:14:53You're General
01:14:55Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait, what?
01:14:58He's actually
01:15:00General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no, we've been
01:15:02through this already
01:15:03once, okay?
01:15:04Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor
01:15:07Trixie hired
01:15:08pulled this weird
01:15:09stunt to try
01:15:10to bankrupt me,
01:15:11but you already
01:15:12confirmed with
01:15:13Madame President
01:15:13that I got the
01:15:14contract coming
01:15:15still, right?
01:15:16Yes, we all
01:15:17thought he was
01:15:17a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is
01:15:21you're the war hero,
01:15:22General Lysander
01:15:23Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you
01:15:25crash Miss Wickham's
01:15:26wedding?
01:15:27The moment you
01:15:28wake up, you fall
01:15:29under this vixen spell
01:15:30and now you're
01:15:32attacking one of
01:15:32the most important
01:15:33allies to the
01:15:34president?
01:15:35He is the
01:15:37general, but he's
01:15:38in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the vice
01:15:41president knows me
01:15:42as an important
01:15:44ally to the
01:15:44nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if
01:15:46Trixie picked up
01:15:46some washed up
01:15:47war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP
01:15:49and the president
01:15:50on our side.
01:15:52You'll always
01:15:53be nothing,
01:15:54Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:56Now punish them,
01:15:57vice president
01:15:58Langley.
01:15:59This is treason.
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong,
01:16:01you are stripped
01:16:02from your military
01:16:03honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The goddess
01:16:10healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that,
01:16:14Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is
01:16:16a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly
01:16:18saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma
01:16:20for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for
01:16:22Miss Trixie,
01:16:23he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another
01:16:25word and I will
01:16:25bring down your
01:16:26entire family,
01:16:28not just your
01:16:29brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President,
01:16:34I've already given
01:16:34my life once
01:16:35for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem
01:16:37doing that again
01:16:38if it means
01:16:38protecting my
01:16:39fiance's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest
01:16:42about one other
01:16:42thing, Mr. Vice
01:16:43President.
01:16:43I never gave a
01:16:44fuck about
01:16:46any damn
01:16:47titles.
01:16:49I truly saved
01:16:50a good man.
01:16:56I will not
01:16:57let you bring
01:16:57ruin to my
01:16:58fiance.
01:16:59And what
01:17:00can you do
01:17:00about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice
01:17:02President,
01:17:02I have a swell
01:17:03idea.
01:17:04My biomedical
01:17:04company invented
01:17:05the latest line
01:17:06of poison darts
01:17:07for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it
01:17:09out on them.
01:17:12Hold on,
01:17:13Mr. Vice
01:17:13President,
01:17:13there's no way
01:17:14that you're
01:17:14taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent
01:17:16civilian lives
01:17:17in danger?
01:17:18Despicable.
01:17:18What's more
01:17:19despicable is
01:17:20that you and
01:17:20your filthy
01:17:21companions are
01:17:22disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham,
01:17:25you can use
01:17:26full force
01:17:27on them.
01:17:28Did you hear
01:17:29that, boys?
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait,
01:17:44that's the
01:17:44president.
01:17:48conclusion.
01:17:49The president.
01:17:50Oh, my God.
01:17:51Oh, my God.
01:17:53Oh, my God.
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:01Oh, my God.
01:18:02Oh, my God.
01:18:02Oh, my God.
01:18:03Oh, my God.
01:18:05Oh, my gosh.
01:18:07I'm so sorry,
01:18:08Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally
01:18:11aiming for Trixie,
01:18:12the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new
01:18:17biomedical weapon,
01:18:18Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent
01:18:21civilian lives
01:18:22you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized
01:18:24buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever
01:18:26I want.
01:18:26I have the
01:18:26presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power
01:18:29comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind
01:18:31of dastardly creation
01:18:33you've made
01:18:33with the contract
01:18:34I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:35Reverse the poison
01:18:36and take it out of the
01:18:37president before it's
01:18:38too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:40There's no need.
01:18:42I'll save everyone.
01:18:46I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have
01:19:03that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be
01:19:04cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her
01:19:14and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet
01:19:16if I were you
01:19:16because you're the one
01:19:17that would be going to prison
01:19:18once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The president literally
01:19:23came here
01:19:23to give me
01:19:23my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you,
01:19:39first gentleman.
01:19:56My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon
01:20:13will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need
01:20:16for a vaccine
01:20:17if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much
01:20:21of a goody two-shoes
01:20:22to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you
01:20:27than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something
01:20:29I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself
01:20:32because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The president is here
01:20:39and I just invented
01:20:40the best biomedical products
01:20:42in the world.
01:20:43And you'll pardon me
01:20:44for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President,
01:20:48you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me
01:20:55my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her
01:21:03until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me,
01:21:11Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be
01:21:12giving me the
01:21:13billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish,
01:21:15idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman
01:21:19so vile,
01:21:21so ugly on the inside
01:21:22it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to
01:21:26punish these imposters
01:21:27for posing as
01:21:28the goddess of healing.
01:21:30And do you know
01:21:32the goddess healer
01:21:33saved me and my son
01:21:35during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen
01:21:38the goddess healer
01:21:39herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47her.
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:10Uh, we, uh...
01:22:15You really are the
01:22:16goddess of healing,
01:22:17aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you
01:22:18think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you
01:22:21keep it a secret
01:22:22for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk
01:22:26the earth as a
01:22:27normal person,
01:22:28help those in need,
01:22:30and make sure
01:22:31the man I chose
01:22:31loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means
01:22:34the billion dollar
01:22:36contract,
01:22:37it was you
01:22:38who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took her
01:22:40way just like that.
01:22:42That was her
01:22:43golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once
01:22:45my fiancé
01:22:45and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything
01:22:48you've done,
01:22:49we're officially
01:22:49getting ties with
01:22:50you both.
01:22:51No, please,
01:22:52I swear to you,
01:22:53I didn't know
01:22:53you were an
01:22:53exorcist.
01:22:57It doesn't matter
01:22:58who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart
01:23:00of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing
01:23:01person,
01:23:02and you ruin that
01:23:03the moment that
01:23:04you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my
01:23:06wife,
01:23:07because she is the
01:23:08most beautiful and
01:23:09amazing woman on
01:23:10this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30all her gold,
01:23:31all her clothes,
01:23:33all that could have
01:23:34been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:36This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:40You were the one that
01:23:41came on to me,
01:23:42you himbo.
01:23:44Please,
01:23:44Trixie,
01:23:45give me another chance.
01:23:48I want to be rich again.
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you
01:23:52walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance
01:23:54to apologize,
01:23:55but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed
01:23:59and how much you'd hurt
01:24:00others just to benefit
01:24:01yourself.
01:24:01You two should be
01:24:02locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal
01:24:06weapons of mass
01:24:07destruction,
01:24:08arrest Marissa
01:24:09and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault,
01:24:12Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you
01:24:16for your money.
01:24:17I didn't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured,
01:24:23goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using
01:24:26these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is
01:24:28spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd
01:24:32uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands,
01:24:37I will work tirelessly
01:24:39to change the world
01:24:40one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well,
01:24:43let's not let this
01:24:44wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait,
01:24:49what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:51Yes!
01:24:53Well...
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other
01:24:59to be your
01:25:00lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:04You may kiss the bride.
01:25:08You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:10You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
01:25:12You may kiss the bride.
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