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00:02Hey, Gregory, you want to watch a movie together on the plane?

00:04Oh, sorry. I prefer the raw dog flights.

00:06Just stare straight ahead, no distractions.

00:09God, you're cool.

00:10Hello, ladies.

00:11This is great and all, but I don't understand why we couldn't drive ourselves to the airport.

00:15Because, see, this way we don't have to pay for parking.

00:17Although, usually, I just borrowed Captain Rob's fire decals,

00:21and I parked that thing right by the gate.

00:23Well, I'm not complaining, because the school district is sending this mommy to Miami.

00:28Have no fear, I'm here.

00:30As soon as Janine changes, we can go.

00:32I call shotgun!

00:35What are you doing here?

00:36Yeah, Mr. J., this conference is for teachers.

00:38You're forgetting I subbed a few classes.

00:40These kids wouldn't know squat about hip replacements if it wasn't for me.

00:43Well, he did substitute teach, though.

00:46Okay, but the district didn't buy you a plane ticket.

00:48A plane what?

00:49See you later, Mr. Johnson.

00:52Guess I won't be taking my talents to South Beach after all.

00:55I'll take care of my old man.

01:09Wow.

01:11Not bad.

01:12This is beautiful.

01:13Speaking of beautiful.

01:14Hey, y'all, what's up?

01:16What's O'Shawn doing here?

01:17Yeah, what, does the hotel have an IT problem, Ava?

01:21I flew him out on the district's dime, duh.

01:23What am I supposed to do in a presidential suite by myself?

01:25Hopefully the next time I see y'all is on a plane ride home.

01:28Wow.

01:28Jacob Hill. Is that you?

01:31A fan or a hater? I can never tell.

01:33You're the liaison for District 51. I'm 54.

01:36But people are saying you are a rising star.

01:39Okay, who is saying that? I want their names so I can hug them.

01:42They'll all be at the Liaison's Liaison Liator.

01:47Wow, we are at the corny convention.

01:51Liaison Liator. I got you.

01:54Hey, Shumenty and Howard.

01:56Hey, Joy.

01:56Thank you so much again.

01:57Happy Texas to you.

01:58Love the fanny pack.

01:59You guys hear about all these crazy rumors?

02:02I try to avoid rumors because I'm addicted to them spilled to beans.

02:06Superintendent got fired from embezzling money.

02:08School of the Future is becoming AI only.

02:11They're shutting down 15 schools.

02:13And after Representative Sloss got slapped, she's using it as an excuse to get a facelift.

02:17Wait, sorry. 15 schools?

02:18That can't be true.

02:20It was a pretty hard slap, though.

02:21Guys, wait up!

02:23Pexa is full of rumors that always turn out to be unfounded.

02:27Yeah, our jobs will continue to be safe, miserable, and terribly paid.

02:31So just cheer up, kids.

02:34All right, I'm going to go find the other reps.

02:35I'm sure they want some face time with their rising star.

02:38All right.

02:39You could say I'm the Chase Infinity of the Wii's.

02:41We're going to go get our badges.

02:44Ooh!

02:44Putting on this badge feels like putting on an Olympic medal.

02:47Nice.

02:48Mom feels like a badge.

02:49Come on.

02:50Hey!

02:51Didn't think I see you two here.

02:52Yeah, of course we are.

02:53Well, we wouldn't miss it.

02:54This is so exciting.

02:55You guys should come to this panel with me.

02:57I thought the panels didn't start until tomorrow.

02:59Nope.

02:59Attendance was so high this year that they had to start early.

03:02Oh, okay.

03:06Comedy and sensuality?

03:08Is this a pexa weekend?

03:09Pexa weekend?

03:11Whoa.

03:12What are the odds?

03:13Nah, I'm here for the Mostly Fans convention.

03:15Oh, Mostly Fans is here.

03:19Fun.

03:19Oh, I thought that some of the teachers had a hornier vibe than usual.

03:24And if you're wondering whether I'm a fan or a creator...

03:27I'm not wondering.

03:28Of course, I dip my toes into both.

03:30Oh.

03:30If you catch my drift.

03:31I don't want to catch anything here.

03:32So, you ready?

03:34Uh...

03:36Oh, isn't that your ex-wife over there?

03:38Which one?

03:41Wait a minute.

03:42How do you know my ex-wife...

03:45It's rare for the school to be deserted even on the weekends.

03:48Teachers like to come in and work.

03:50Because they're strange people.

03:52So I'm deep cleaning the place while everyone's in Florida having fun without me.

03:56But the joke's on there.

03:59I don't even like Miami.

04:01I love it.

04:03Shoot, I forgot my book in the room.

04:05I'll be right back.

04:06Uh, what are your eyes gonna do with a book while I'm sitting right here?

04:12Well, hello.

04:13Are you on Mostly Fans?

04:16Um, sorry.

04:18Out of your league.

04:19B-Y-E-B-B-L?

04:24You know what?

04:25Maybe it'll be safer if I go get your book.

04:28Until I return.

04:30Thanks, baby.

04:33Hey, sis.

04:34Thanks for saving me a seat.

04:36Oh, my goodness.

04:38I thought we weren't gonna see you all weekend.

04:40Had to find out if the rumors were true.

04:42And O'Shawn was getting too much unwanted attention, so I left him in the room with the door locked.

04:46Uh-oh.

04:47Uh-oh.

04:48Uh-oh.

04:48Flying low for some high fives.

04:51Not seeing any yet, no.

04:53Oh, I got one.

04:54I'll take it.

04:54Uh-oh.

04:55Here we go.

04:56Damn.

04:57It's dangerous.

05:00Hello, Pexa Weekend!

05:05As the saying goes, bienvenido a Florida.

05:08Oh, we have so many wonderful things in store.

05:10We have booked an authentic Cuban band from Tampa for the famous Pexa party.

05:17There's a caricaturist by the bathroom.

05:19Numerous lectures.

05:20I'm excited to say that we finally have one of our most tenured teachers leading one tomorrow morning.

05:26Let's give it up for Barbara Howard!

05:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

05:31We've been hearing wild rumors, and we need to know what's going on.

05:35Okay, this is not a Q&A, but sure, I'll address this one real quick.

05:40It's true, Superintendent Reynolds has been let go.

05:44But, but, our new acting superintendent will be here on Sunday.

05:47We are on top of it.

05:48You may sit down.

05:50Okay, so what about AI schools?

05:53These rumors are ridiculous.

05:54I assure you, AI schools are not happening.

05:58We looked into it.

05:59It's too expensive.

06:00Okay, what about the rumor that 15 schools are closing?

06:02You cannot believe everything you hear.

06:0515 schools are not closing.

06:07I told you.

06:08It's 20 schools.

06:10What?

06:11I know, I know, I know, I know!

06:13But I assure you, it is well thought out.

06:16This has been based on concrete criteria involving the safety of school buildings, performance, and neighborhood vulnerability.

06:22It only is partly a money issue, as we have run out of it.

06:27Only partly because of the embezzling and flying you all to Miami.

06:30Okay, which schools are closing?

06:32Guys, did you hear me say there are caricatures?

06:37Which schools?

06:37I will read the list, since you all are so concerned.

06:44The 20 schools closing are Addington Elementary, Bates Academy, Cast High.

06:52Wait, he's going in alphabetical order.

06:54That means I happen to say, all these people are losing their jobs.

06:57Once again, you're welcome.

06:59I hope you all remember my services when I'm up for re-election.

07:01Boulter Academy, Vernon Elementary, and finally, Abbott Elementary.

07:09What about the list being alphabetical?

07:12Oh, yeah.

07:13It did seem that way, huh?

07:15Funny coincidence.

07:16I can re-read them in that order if it makes you feel better.

07:19I'm going to kill him.

07:21No, no.

07:21No, Abbott, I've been shot.

07:23Come on.

07:24Bates Academy.

07:25I cannot believe they're going to shut down Abbott.

07:28I mean, what am I supposed to do, not teach at Abbott?

07:31I think that's what we're all going to have to not do.

07:33I might have to go on unemployment, and I'm probably going to have to raise a rent.

07:37I have worked too long and too hard to start all over again somewhere else.

07:42This might be it for me.

07:43Thank God being principal is my lowest paying job.

07:46Well, I am not going to take this sitting down.

07:49Or, maybe sitting down is exactly what I need to do.

07:52Jacob, don't do a sit-in.

07:54The pants are white.

07:55Oh.

07:57And we're just supposed to take this?

07:59No, not me.

08:00Nope.

08:01No.

08:01I am going to do something.

08:03I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm going to go out there, and I'm going to figure

08:06it out, and don't you try to stop me.

08:08I know not to.

08:08There's a 24-hour naked and afraid marathon on.

08:10For whatever reason, watching them try to start a fire in the nude causes me to do my

08:13best thinking.

08:14And you'll be prepared in case we need to live off the land.

08:16Exactly.

08:18You stay here.

08:19I'll walk the hotel, and when we meet back, maybe we'll have a solution.

08:24I love you.

08:25I love you, too.

08:26I love you, too.

08:30I can't believe I got my spark back just to lose it, and my job, too.

08:35Ah, welcome, everyone.

08:38We are Barbara Howard and Melissa Schementi from Abbott Elementary, and this is the joy

08:45of teaching.

08:46It should be called the rage of teaching.

08:48No, Melissa, I don't think that...

08:49You know that this woman has given her whole life to this job.

08:54For what?

08:55For what?

08:56Once we're taking the nuts, that's why.

08:58What are we going to do?

09:00Well, there's nothing you can do.

09:02Except you take all you can while you can, because screw the man.

09:06Screw the man!

09:07Yeah, yeah.

09:07Here's what you're going to do.

09:08You're going to take that for damn money.

09:10You're going to blow it all on the mini bar.

09:12Those overpriced chocolates, lick them, put them back.

09:15And those tiny tequilas, bring those to me, because school is out.

09:20Yeah!

09:26Dang.

09:28Got my money on a water bottle.

09:30Uh-oh.

09:32I sprayed away the parking lines.

09:34Damn.

09:35Hell no!

09:37We won't go!

09:37Hell no!

09:38Okay, this is our moment.

09:39District's coming.

09:40Okay, he will not pass through our sit-in without meeting our demands.

09:43Hi, teachers.

09:44Bye, teachers.

09:48I think he's buckling.

09:52Hey, Janine.

09:53Techs are going well?

09:55Oh.

09:56Morton.

09:56Oh, no.

09:57You haven't heard yet.

09:58Okay.

09:59The district announced that they're shutting Abbott down.

10:02But that school's home to me.

10:03I know.

10:03For all of us.

10:04No.

10:05It's literally home.

10:06I live there.

10:07Oh.

10:08Hey, Morton.

10:08You ready for the next panel?

10:10Janine, this is Sally.

10:11She's huge on Mostly Fans.

10:13Oh.

10:13I sit on cakes.

10:15Not as weird as it sounds.

10:16I'm fully clothed.

10:18Most of the time.

10:19Yeah.

10:19Anyway, you thinking of joining Mostly Fans?

10:22Uh, well, I do need to supplement my income.

10:26Or obtain an income.

10:28Well, then come to the panel with us.

10:30Lots of teachers have to find other ways to make money.

10:33I guess it couldn't hurt to listen.

10:36There are so many different kinds of cakes that you could sit on.

10:38Oh.

10:38I mean, sheet cakes, cupcakes, mini cupcakes, bundt cake.

10:45Oh.

10:47He's not a celebrity, you know.

10:49Don't do anything weird with that.

10:51Oh, it's so annoying.

10:53It's just like high school all over again.

10:55We need to, like, ugly you up.

10:56What'd you think?

10:57Shave my beard?

10:58And release that jawline?

10:59Get out of here.

11:00There are so many different ways to attract fans.

11:02You can give fitness advice, cooking tips, share your music.

11:07As for me, I used to think my farts were worthless.

11:09But they're not.

11:10Now I put them in jars and sell them.

11:12And that's how I bought a multi-million dollar home.

11:15And you can, too.

11:16So I want you to ask yourself, what's your fart in a jar?

11:35Wow, I'm good.

11:37Maybe too good.

11:38Now I don't know if I can be seen with you.

11:40I feel free.

11:45I've been on a hunger strike since right after breakfast.

11:48Melissa, do you mind if I just smell your pigs in a blanket?

11:50Listen, Ghani, I'm telling you, keep your nose out my food.

11:54Well, it looks like the fire from your impassioned speech has been officially extinguished.

12:03Hey, what's the matter with you?

12:04I thought you were going to get wild.

12:06Reality is setting in.

12:08We're sad.

12:13You know what?

12:15No, not on my watch.

12:17Mm-mm.

12:18Uh, pardoname, this is an emergentia.

12:25Okay, listen up, everybody.

12:27I know you're upset, and I know it isn't fair.

12:31But if this is going to be our last hurrah, let's turn this place out.

12:42And it's an open bar.

12:45No, it's not.

12:47Oh, yes, it is.

12:49An open bar.

12:52All right, screw it.

12:53My mom's a teacher.

12:54Yay!

12:57Now is the time for civil disobedience.

13:03Let's burn the place down!

13:06Yay!

13:13You went to what with who?

13:15I know.

13:16I was desperate.

13:18Oh, my God.

13:19Look, you know what I learned?

13:21The gig economy is hard work.

13:24I can't hack it.

13:25I don't want to put anything in jars.

13:27I'm glad I don't know what that means.

13:29Gregory, I just want to be a teacher.

13:32But what if the universe doesn't want me to be one?

13:35The universe wants you to be happy.

13:38More importantly, that's what I want.

13:43I promise you, when we get back, we'll figure all of that stuff out, okay?

13:46But now, let's just have fun.

13:50All right, I'm going to go help Jacob.

13:52I warned him not to starve and dance.

13:54He's going to pass out.

14:02I'm glad you're here.

14:03No, I'm glad you're here, because you know what?

14:06We've got to spend more time together.

14:07I love you.

14:09I love you.

14:10I love you.

14:11I actually...

14:12Wait, wait, I got an idea.

14:14Let's call mine until you're pregnant.

14:18Wish you many scissors are back.

14:20Wish you many scissors are back.

14:22Care of the dogs.

14:24Who wants to walk my plank with Sheeva Bride?

14:29Woo!

14:29Permission to come aboard.

14:31Permission denied.

14:36How you holding up, man?

14:38This Abid News is crazy.

14:41I'm trying to stay positive for Jadine, but honestly, I'm freaking out.

14:45Mm-hmm.

14:46My life is finally coming together.

14:50Teaching was going well.

14:51Honestly, no offense.

14:53I was hoping to one day end up with your girlfriend's job.

14:56No, you don't want that smoke, but I could see you as a principal.

15:01Everything's just so up in the air now.

15:04What are our lives going to look like now?

15:06I mean, we just got through this huge fight and was stronger for it.

15:11It made me realize I wanted to take things to the next level, but now...

15:16There's 11.

15:17You mean, you mean like...

15:27Nice.

15:27All right, Miami, I'm about to jump off this stage.

15:33Who's gonna catch me?

15:44We need to, like, hydrate lots of electrolytes.

15:49I just want to thank you all for not allowing me to jump into that crowd last night.

15:53Barb, you did jump into the crowd last night.

15:55All right, look alive, everyone.

15:57Meeting with the new superintendent.

15:58This might be our last chance.

16:00Hey, you know what?

16:03Let's not go.

16:05What?

16:05I had so much fun last night, and if that's gonna be my final memory as a teacher at Abbott,

16:12then I want to hold on to it.

16:15Yeah, me too.

16:15Yeah, I'm gonna fire me twice.

16:17They already fired you twice.

16:19Well, third time ain't gonna be the charm.

16:21All right, well, I just can't let this go yet.

16:26You got this, Jacob?

16:27We're with you.

16:28Round of shots for when he comes back defeated.

16:31Barbara.

16:32Yeah.

16:32Hair of the dog.

16:34Ava, it's just like Ava.

16:36For the most part, these teachers will stalk you all the weekend.

16:39Excuse me.

16:40Oh, here we go.

16:41Hi, I'm Jacob Hill, one of the liaison reps.

16:43Are you the new superintendent?

16:45Acting superintendent.

16:46Derek Collins, nice to meet you.

16:47We have to get going.

16:48I'm sorry, but I just have to speak up for my school that you are closing, Abbott Elementary.

16:53We have gone through so much this year.

16:55A teacher fell through the ceiling.

16:57We were in a mall for a month after our furnace broke.

16:59Which cost a fortune to fix.

17:01I'm so sorry to hear that, but unfortunately, my hands are tied.

17:03Have a good day, Jacob.

17:04Yeah, but what's that about money for a furnace?

17:07It was so expensive.

17:09Hey, y'all want to see a dead body?

17:11I mean, who doesn't?

17:13Anyway, now that I have your attention, I got a little proposition for you.

17:17Hey, how'd you do?

17:20Well, R.I.P. Abbott Elementary.

17:22Oh, well.

17:25We had some good times at Abbott.

17:27Yeah.

17:27Yeah, we did.

17:28Remember when I set the school on fire?

17:29Yep.

17:30And I met the love of my life at Abbott Elementary.

17:33Aw, Captain Robb.

17:34No, sweet cheeks.

17:35But also Captain Robb.

17:36And I met the love of mine.

17:38Yeah.

17:39In a bathroom.

17:40Covered in pee.

17:41Standing next to a reverse seat toilet.

17:43We should come up with a new story of how we met.

17:45Yeah.

17:45Oh, I'm gonna miss our kids.

17:46Yeah.

17:47Oh, you snakes.

17:49How much you're bribing?

17:50What are you talking about, Looney Tunes?

17:52They just made an announcement on stage.

17:54Abbott got spared.

17:55What?

17:58Oh, no.

17:59Oh, no.

17:59Okay, come on.

18:00Okay, come on.

18:01Where?

18:02Man, this is not worth five bucks.

18:05Seriously.

18:06Hope you take travelers, chicks.

18:10Oh, yes.

18:11Hi.

18:12Um, excuse me.

18:13What happened?

18:14You said there was no way Abbott would be safe.

18:15I did, but I received some new information that changed things.

18:18Was it our test scores?

18:19At a rate of improvement.

18:21Ha.

18:21Uh, no.

18:22No.

18:23Actually, it was your furnace.

18:24What?

18:24Yeah, it doesn't make sense for us to close a school that we've already put that much money into.

18:28The only fiscally responsible thing to do is to keep it open, so you're open.

18:32Oh, my God, I can delete my mostly fans.

18:35You're what?

18:35Now, there's some housekeeping to do.

18:37In order to make this work, we're gonna have to let some people go.

18:39We're gonna need those funds to hire an assistant principal to share the load of a bigger school.

18:44I know just the person.

18:46Oh.

18:48My friend Lena needs a job.

18:49Okay, we kind of like to keep it in-house, if possible.

18:53Yeah, well, our first-grade teacher, Gregory Eddy, was briefly interim principal.

18:56And did an excellent job.

18:57Yes.

18:58Well, that'll work.

18:58I still think y'all sleeping on Lena, but...

19:01Gregory, I guess you're my assistant principal.

19:04Ha!

19:05So I came to Miami.

19:06I lost my job.

19:07My future.

19:08My girlfriend became a cam girl.

19:10Then I got a promotion.

19:11And a raise.

19:12And Janine's a teacher again.

19:13And I also got to watch that episode of Naked and Afraid, where that guy loses 37 pounds and gets

19:17a flesh-eating bacteria.

19:18So, I'd say it's been a perfect trip.

19:24My disguise must be wearing off.

19:27No.

19:27I'm starting to think maybe they can, since you have a good heart or whatever.

19:32Oh, my God.

19:33Stop fishing.

19:35So much for burning it all down.

19:38That was just an expression.

19:39Well, I set my room on fire.

19:42You do you, girl.

19:43Yeah.

19:43Good for you.

19:48You know, this whole thing's got me thinking I should get more involved with the district.

19:52Maybe I could, like, make things better.

19:55Yeah, I think you'd be really good at it.

19:56You're the kind of guy we need down there.

20:00Okay, the community has made me a sappy son of a bitch, all right?

20:03So what?

20:06Congrats, assistant principal.

20:08Ah.

20:09Hey, you and Ava are going to make a great team.

20:11You think so?

20:12Just don't interrupt her nap time.

20:13You'll be good.

20:14Oh, yeah.

20:16Assuming your big life plans are still on,

20:20I help set up Wi-Fi on Jewelers Road could get you a discount if you're interested.

20:33Yeah.

20:34Yeah, I think I might take you up on that.

20:42What the hell?

20:44Is it me or are these parking spots getting smaller?

20:47Guys, who painted this?

20:48A blind man?

20:48Careful.

20:49What?

20:50Jacob!

20:51Oh!

20:52Don't hit my car.

20:54Oh.

20:55Okay.

20:59Now what?

21:01One day I drive.

21:05All right.

21:06All right.

21:08Oh.

21:10Morning.

21:12Good morning.

21:14Let's go.

21:17But one day I forget my bag.

21:24Delicious.

21:25Cheers.

21:26Cheers.

21:27Cheers.

21:29Cheers.

21:30Cheers.

21:31Cheers.

21:32Cheers.

21:33Cheers.

21:33You

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