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00:29This video is made possible by the end of the video.
00:30Oh, my God.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:38Backpack.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Keys.
01:41Okie-tokie.
01:42Do I have everything?
01:43Mike, we're outside.
01:45Over.
01:50Mike.
01:51Yes, coming.
01:52Over and out.
01:58Hey, hey, hey.
01:59What about breakfast?
02:00No, thanks.
02:00No time.
02:01Bye.
02:01Hey, watch it.
02:03Nancy, straight home from school today.
02:05Okay.
02:05Mike, aren't you forgetting something?
02:08Um, love you?
02:10Oh, right.
02:11Thanks, Mom.
02:17Here he comes.
02:19Finally.
02:20Let's go.
02:21We're going to be late.
02:22Mike, relax.
02:23We're not going to be late.
02:24Yeah.
02:24We haven't been late once in the last five weeks.
02:27I know.
02:27But if we are, just come on.
02:35Come on.
02:36I'm almost there.
02:37I'm almost there.
02:38I'm...
02:38Move it, you bug blaster.
02:40Dustin.
02:41Dustin.
02:42Come in.
02:42Over.
02:43Come on, Dustin.
02:45We know you're there.
02:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:47No, no, no, no, no.
02:48Not now.
02:49Not now.
02:50Dustin.
02:53Oh, God.
02:55Uh, you know you have terrible timing.
02:58We're heading directly to Wilt.
03:00Meet us on Cornwallis.
03:01Over.
03:01Wait for me.
03:02I'm at the mark.
03:03Dustin.
03:03Fine.
03:04Meet you there.
03:05Over and out.
03:09Hey, Stan.
03:09Gotta run.
03:12Wait, wait, wait.
03:13You're a dollar short again.
03:14Sorry.
03:15I'll get you next time.
03:16You know I'm good for it.
03:17That's what you said about the cheese balls and the pudding pops and whatever other abominations
03:23you children put in your doughnuts.
03:25Yeah, the place of you is coming to war, yeah, with the kids in America.
03:30Oh, found it.
03:32With the kids in America.
03:35Everybody lives for the music.
03:37Oh, hey.
03:37Slow down, bud.
03:38Sorry.
03:39Here's that mix you asked for.
03:40Finished last night.
03:42Maybe now you'll listen to more than just The Clash.
03:45Thanks.
03:46I gotta go.
03:47The guys are waiting.
03:48Mom said call if you're gonna be-
03:49Late!
03:53Jeez.
03:54Hey, are you okay?
03:55Yes, yes, yes.
03:56I let it get late.
03:58You know, you don't actually go to school, right?
04:04So, I know you know, but I-
04:07I need you to remember the ground rules, okay?
04:10No attracting attention.
04:12Be careful who you talk to.
04:13And we keep the cabin secret.
04:17The last thing we need are strangers sticking their noses in around here.
04:20I know the rules.
04:22Yeah, I know, but we can't have anyone finding out about your-
04:25POWERS!
04:27You see?
04:28That's what I'm talking about.
04:29I did it inside.
04:30No one can see.
04:33Look, kid.
04:34I'm just worried is all.
04:36We're a family now.
04:37I know.
04:38Bottom line is, I'd like to keep it that way.
04:43Me too.
04:50Mike!
04:54Hey.
04:55Hey.
04:56Hey!
04:57Coat!
04:57I need a coat!
04:59Anything happens to her.
05:01Anything.
05:03These woods hide a lot of mistakes.
05:08I got you something.
05:10Why?
05:11Because cops like donuts?
05:14Joke's on you, pal.
05:15Everyone likes donuts.
05:16Ready!
05:17Be careful out there!
05:25Aw, shit.
05:26You're it.
05:32Couldn't have waited five seconds.
05:39Run!
05:43Whoa!
05:45Slow down there, Henderson.
05:47Where are you going in such a hurry?
05:48School.
05:49I'm gonna be late.
05:50Hey!
05:51We just want to see what you have for us in that book bag of yours.
05:54Books, brainiac.
05:55Want to guess what's in my pencil case?
05:58Hey!
05:59Get back here!
06:03We're gonna get you, Henderson!
06:06Come here, Dorm!
06:07Get that scumet!
06:09We're gonna get you!
06:11Yeah!
06:12Let's get that!
06:16Give it up, yeet!
06:25What the...
06:27What the...
06:42Ah!
06:55I got snow in my ground!
07:05So long, suckers!
07:15Charlie! Where'd you go, man? I lost the nerd!
07:19Charlie? Charlie?
07:29What the...
07:37No, no, no, no!
07:56Let's go!
08:05You guys, spring break is gonna be awesome this year!
08:09We'll finally get to show El some of our other hangout spots!
08:12Like the arcade!
08:13Yeah, and the pizza place! They've got deep dish now!
08:16Deep dish? Will I like deep dish?
08:19El, you're gonna love it! It's like pizza on pizza!
08:23And the grease gets all over your fingers and then you get to lick it off and it's so good!
08:28El, you're gonna love it!
08:30I think it's cute!
08:31Cute? I've been having to wake up 30 minutes ahead of my alarm just to do this!
08:35All he talks about is...
08:37El this! El that!
08:39Ugh!
08:40Okay, we get it!
08:41You should be taking notes, Bronyo!
08:44What?
08:44What did I say?
08:46If we play our cards right, maybe Hopper will let you come with us to the Starcourt Mall when it
08:50opens Memorial Day weekend!
08:51That would be the ultimate hangout spot!
08:54I heard it's gonna have a gaming store!
08:56Big whoop!
08:57What this town really needs is a Sam Goody!
09:00You can keep your music!
09:02I'll take a hot dog on a stick, ground round!
09:05You forgot Orange Julius, you jerks!
09:08What the hell happened to you?
09:10Dirtbag Charlie and Noogie Jeff happened!
09:12That's what!
09:12Thanks for waiting for me, guys!
09:14Well, your mouth still works!
09:15Any internal bleeding?
09:16Nope!
09:17And I just gave Murkwood by the skin of my teeth!
09:19Ugh!
09:20Ugh!
09:21Looks like you brought some yellow snuff with you too!
09:23Har Har!
09:24Real funny!
09:26No, you're me!
09:29Get out of my room!
09:32Stupid kids!
09:36What?
09:43Later, El!
09:44See ya!
09:45Bye!
09:47I wish I could go with you!
09:49One day you will!
09:50You'll pick me up after school?
09:52315?
09:53315!
09:53315!
09:54Yes!
09:55Alright!
09:55See ya!
09:58Woah!
09:59Woah!
10:00Woah!
10:02We got the beat!
10:03We got the beat!
10:04We got the beat!
10:07We got the beat!
10:07I can't wait to start D&D next week!
10:09Me too!
10:10And I figured out what module I want to use!
10:12Actually, I had an idea!
10:14What?
10:15Ugh!
10:20I'm so sorry!
10:21It was an accident!
10:22You little jerk!
10:23Oh!
10:25You gonna let him get away with that?
10:28Ugh!
10:30What's it gonna be, zombie boy?
10:32Fat lip or black eye?
10:34Hey, get off him!
10:36He said he was sorry!
10:37Back off!
10:37I'm busy here!
10:40Ugh!
10:41Hi!
10:42You're in front of my locker!
10:44Oops!
10:46Now, you're in front of my locker!
10:48Hey, what's your problem?
10:49Are you some kind of freak?
10:51Freak?
10:51Wow!
10:52That is so sweet of you to notice!
10:54You may also have noticed that you've worn out your welcome.
10:57Sport.
11:00Whatever.
11:01Don't let the locker hit you on your way out!
11:03I...
11:03I'll catch you geeks later!
11:05Come on!
11:05Why didn't you do anything about it?
11:07It's just a shirt.
11:08Will, you okay?
11:09Yeah.
11:10I'm fine.
11:12Huh.
11:13Mitzvets.
11:13Nice.
11:14Um...
11:15Thanks.
11:16Yeah, thanks for the help.
11:17There's a lot of meatheads in this school.
11:20Don't sweat it.
11:21Same jerk, different Letterman jacket.
11:23My theory is they clone them in every school.
11:25I'm Mike.
11:26This is Will.
11:27What's up?
11:28And...
11:29Wait.
11:29What do you call you?
11:30Zombie Boy.
11:31Wow.
11:32That is a new one.
11:34I'd stick with that if I were you.
11:35Later.
11:40You guys okay?
11:42Yeah.
11:42Thanks to that new kid.
11:44Huh.
11:44Who's her hairdresser?
11:45Mr. T?
11:46She's punk.
11:47I like it.
11:48Maybe you should try it, Lucas.
11:50Oh, shut up.
11:55Okay, people.
11:56Settled.
11:57Welcome back.
11:58New semester.
11:58New news to share with you all.
12:00I will be going on a sabbatical for the semester.
12:04He's gonna become a priest?
12:06What?
12:07No.
12:07It means he's going on, like, a work vacation.
12:10Oh.
12:10Why didn't he just say so?
12:14Ah.
12:15Yeah.
12:15But I'm happy to report Hawkins Middle's newest teacher, Mrs. Baxter, will be your scientific
12:20sage while I'm away.
12:23Aw.
12:23Aw, man.
12:24What's gonna happen to A.V. Club?
12:25A.V. Club doesn't take a vacation, Mr. Clark.
12:28Sorry, boys.
12:29A.V. Club must endure without me for a few months.
12:32I've already briefed Mrs. Baxter and I have complete confidence in her ability to mold your
12:38malleable minds.
12:39I leave them in your hands.
12:41Thank you, Mr. Clark.
12:45Alrighty then.
12:46Now, are you guys ready to learn about evolution?
12:52Evolution is the process by which an organism adapts into an enhanced version of itself.
12:58Now, this process occurs over a vast stretch of time, but sometimes it can leap forward.
13:05Well, how about you talk amongst yourselves while I find the roster?
13:10You could say I'm a little out of my element.
13:13Aw.
13:14Nope.
13:15Okay.
13:18Okay, the big snowstorm is coming next week.
13:21We'll be on lockdown for a couple of days.
13:23That's when we'll start the campaign.
13:24But first, we're gonna need extra cash since Eleven and Max are gonna play.
13:28Huh?
13:31Slow your roll, Lucas.
13:32I'm only gracing you with my presence just this once.
13:35Mike's right.
13:36We need money for more maps, extra dice, and a new graph pad, and...
13:39Not to mention, snacks and drinks, guys.
13:42Come on.
13:43Alright.
13:43So what are we looking at here?
13:48This is just sad.
13:50We're still gonna be short.
13:52Where are we supposed to get more cash?
13:54I still have some of my arcades dashed at home.
13:56I got ten bucks from Mana for Christmas.
13:58My piggy bank is low, but I haven't checked my couch cushions yet.
14:04Hey, guys.
14:04I've got an idea.
14:06But we're gonna need out.
14:20Are you sure this is gonna work?
14:22Are you kidding me?
14:24This is one of my best ideas yet.
14:25Rich People Avenue, where driveways are paved with white gold.
14:29With your help, Al, we could probably clear about a house a minute.
14:34I still don't know if it's such a good idea.
14:36You sure you're okay with this, Al?
14:38Friends help friends.
14:43Time to work my magic.
14:48Hello, young lady. Is your mother home?
14:50Well, aren't you just adorable?
14:52I see that your driveway needs some snow removal.
14:56Oh, well, I could use someone to clear it while I watch my stories.
15:01For the low price of only $5, this adorable face will plow your entire driveway.
15:07And throw in the porch for free.
15:09Well, I usually wait for Mr. Plow, but I just can't resist those dimples.
15:15Wonderful.
15:16You go in and watch your stories, and my dimples and I will take care of everything.
15:21Okay?
15:22Buh-bye.
15:25All clear!
15:38Anything happens to work. Anything.
15:41These woods hide a lot of mistakes.
15:47Wait! Wait, wait, wait. I don't think we should do this.
15:50It'll be fine. We're keeping a lookout. No one will see.
15:53No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand.
15:56Hopper will kill me. Literally kill me if something happens to Elle.
16:00Mike, it will be okay.
16:03You've just got some freedom.
16:04If something goes wrong, no spring break hangouts, no more having fun, no more anything.
16:11Party pooper.
16:15You're dead, Henderson.
16:18Snowball fight!
16:23Whoa!
16:24He's dead.
16:26Coming at you!
16:27Get him, Elle!
16:35Ah!
16:35Ah!
16:37Ah!
16:38Ah!
16:38Ah!
16:40Ah!
16:41Ah!
16:42Ah!
16:46Ah!
16:47Oh, man. It's Old Man Flows.
16:50Oh!
16:50He's going to ruin everything!
16:52Oh!
16:53Sorry.
16:56What do you think you're doing?
16:58Now I got work I gotta do around here, so you kids better get!
17:02Man, we were here first.
17:04First? This ain't no game!
17:06But we have a right to be here, too.
17:08Rights. You snot-nosed rats ain't got no rights.
17:12Now you listen, and you listen good.
17:14This here is your last warning before I take this shovel.
17:18I sho-
17:21Mister!
17:22Help me!
17:33Oh, my!
17:39What the hell moved this?
17:44FURN!
17:45Help me!
17:52What was that?
17:54Is it gone?
17:56Not gone!
18:04I'm slipping!
18:06Hold on!
18:10Be right back!
18:11Wait, what?
18:12Where are you?
18:34Whoa!
18:37It's back!
19:06Oh
19:14Dustin
19:16Dustin, are you okay?
19:18No, what the heck was that thing?
19:20It moved like some kind of shark
19:22Snow sharks don't exist
19:24Guys, you know exactly what that was
19:26No, it can't be
19:27It'll close the gates of the Upside Down, right?
19:33We need to call Hopper
19:37We don't have time to go to Hopper
19:39We have to get that thing before it eats someone else
19:42Mike's right
19:43If we don't stop it, the government could come back
19:45Maybe blame Elle and take her away
19:47It's settled
19:48We catch it ourselves
19:50Not settled
19:51No one is asking Elle what she thinks we should do
19:55Elle?
20:00Catch it
20:02Stop it
20:03Just us
20:05No going back
20:24I hope this works, Mike
20:26Don't worry
20:28This plan's gonna work
20:29Then we'll get back to doing all the fun things we talked about
20:31Okay
20:32Promise?
20:33Promise
20:36Okay guys, confirm location
20:38Ellen Mike
20:39Arcade rooftop
20:40Lookout duty
20:40Over
20:43Lucas and Max
20:44Westside bushes
20:45Capture duty
20:46Over
20:48Will
20:49Eastside arcade corner
20:50Attack duty
20:51Over
20:52Dustin
20:53Parking lot
20:54Baked
20:55Pretty cheesed about it
20:57Over
20:58Over
20:58Dustin
20:59Will you please stay in the kill zone?
21:02You keep moving around
21:03I'm nervous, okay?
21:04And can we please come up with a better name than Killzone?
21:09Dustin, just stay where you are
21:11Lucas, stop calling it Killzone
21:13Mike, I feel so stupid
21:15I look like a meat-covered wind chime
21:17How do we even know this thing likes Slim Jims?
21:19We can't take a chance
21:21We need to sweeten the pot to get it out in the open
21:23Besides, the Slim Jims were Lucas' idea
21:25Over
21:26Hey, you wanna catch this thing or not?
21:28And who doesn't like Slim Jims?
21:30Plus, it's better than Will's idea of covering you in fish
21:33But sharks like fish
21:37I don't think we're hidden enough
21:39These bushes are kinda measly
21:41You sure that net isn't gonna be too heavy for you?
21:44Dude, my arms are literally stronger than yours
22:17Oh, no, the new kid
22:19Guys, Code Red, it's the creature
22:21It's not taking our bait
22:22It's out to get the new kid, go!
22:40Get out of the snow!
22:42Run!
22:43Run!
22:44Get out of the snow!
22:46That won't be coming out of any place
22:47I can see what it's on the head
22:48I can see
22:55Get out of the snow!
22:57Get out of the snow!
22:59Get out of the snow!
23:01Oh!
23:02No!
23:02What the heck?
23:03Run!
23:04Get out of the snow!
23:05Ah!
23:06Ah!
23:09Ah!
23:11What is going on?!
23:15Ah!
23:16Ah!
23:17Oh!
23:17Ah!
23:43Watch out!
23:44Watch your back!
23:48Hey!
23:49Back off!
23:54Over here!
24:12Get up!
24:13Come on, Will!
24:14Get up!
24:15Get up!
24:29Over here!
24:30Come get me!
24:32You guys, get out of here!
24:34Go!
24:34No!
24:35Mike, no!
24:36Not part of the plan, Mike!
24:37Not part of the plan!
24:38What plan?!
24:40Stop!
24:41Stop!
24:42Help!
24:58Wait!
24:59There's someone in there!
25:06Oh, man, dirtbag Charlie's in there.
25:16Oh, no!
25:47Are you okay?
25:50What just happened?
25:51This is bad, guys.
25:53Really bad.
25:56Where am I?
25:57What did you do to me, you freaks?
26:00You're welcome!
26:03Okay, I'll be the one to say it.
26:05Something turned Charlie into a new kind of upside-down creature.
26:08What the heck is an upside-down?
26:10And what the heck is she?
26:12Trust me, newbie, you do not want to get involved.
26:14Hello?
26:15A monster kid almost bites my face off and then Carrie here uses her powers on it.
26:21So I'd say I'm already pretty involved here, you know?
26:24We can't tell anyone about this.
26:26It's bigger than you could ever imagine.
26:28Dude, my whole world just changed, like, right in front of my eyes.
26:31I can't just pretend this didn't happen.
26:33We barely know you.
26:34You need to walk away before you put us, and especially her, in danger.
26:39Okay, you want to know me?
26:40Hi, everyone.
26:41I'm Nikki.
26:41I'm a Capricorn.
26:42I like milk thuds, and I know how to burp all the state capitals.
26:45I also know how to keep my mouth shut.
26:48Look, I know everyone has their secrets, but...
26:51Just promise to level with me, and I will promise not to tell.
26:55Deal?
26:57We really don't have a choice, Mike.
26:59Plus, she did just risk herself to help me.
27:04Trust.
27:06Fine, but it's almost curfew, so we'll fill you in tomorrow morning.
27:09Until then, say nothing to no one.
27:13Yeah.
27:13You break our trust, our friend breaks you.
27:16Got it?
27:19Keep eating your Wheaties, buddy.
27:21Yeah, I got it.
27:22207 Elm Street, tomorrow morning.
27:25Don't flake.
27:30Fill her in on what, Mike?
27:31Even we don't know what's going on.
27:33You're right, but we're going to find out.
28:09Okay, guys.
28:10I think we can get the door open.
28:11Ram it on three.
28:12Ready?
28:14One, two, three!
28:17Get off me!
28:19Your butt is way too close to my face!
28:21Your face is too close to my butt!
28:28Man, this lab is way bigger than I thought it would be.
28:32I guess when you've got an army of scientists and a secret government gate to another dimension,
28:36you need elbow room.
28:44How far down do these stairs go?
28:46Let's go.
29:04I guess when you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of
29:06scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've
29:06got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an
29:06army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of
29:07scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've
29:07got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an
29:08army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of
29:09scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've got an army of scientists, you've
29:15got an army of scientists, you've
29:27I don't know.
30:00It's just a spider, you weirdo.
30:30Nothing.
30:32The gate is still closed.
30:35It makes no sense!
30:38Where did it come from?
30:44That gate was our only lead.
30:46So, now what?
30:47We'll find another lead.
30:49It's what we do.
30:50And I just might have an idea of how to get some answers.
31:00Behold, mortals!
31:01I present to you the answer to all our problems.
31:05The HIC.
31:10Pick.
31:11Hawkins Investigators Club.
31:13That's us!
31:14Since when?
31:15Since the Upside Down decided to come right side up.
31:18Think about it.
31:19The Ghostbusters don't go searching for cases.
31:21People bring cases to them.
31:23How?
31:24We can't just go out and put our numbers in the yellow pages.
31:26Huh.
31:27Already thought of that.
31:28Anonymous Sitboxes.
31:29Placed around town so people can let us know if anything strange happens.
31:33I got up early on a Saturday for shoeboxes.
31:36The only thing people are going to put in those is dog crap.
31:40You have a better idea, genius?
31:41I don't know.
31:42How about hiring a private investigator like Magnum PI?
31:45Magnum isn't a real person.
31:47He's based on a real guy.
31:49Ugh.
31:50No one names her kid Magnum.
31:52Guys, come on.
31:54This is serious.
31:55We need answers and we have no one to ask.
31:57We can't go to Hopper cause I'll take Ella away.
31:59And it seemed like Charlie didn't remember anything.
32:01Plus, he'd beat us up if we asked.
32:03Well, then what do we do?
32:05Ugh.
32:07We do the H-I-C.
32:11I have to know.
32:12Our magic user is in.
32:15What about the rest of the party?
32:20Yeah, alright.
32:21Yes!
32:22You guys won't regret this!
32:24H-I-C!
32:41Oh!
32:42Yay!
32:43Children!
32:44That's wonderful!
32:45Honey, you didn't tell me you were cultivating social relationships.
32:48Okay.
32:49Thank you for the observation, Ma.
32:51Later.
32:51Bye!
32:55Mrs. Baxter is your mom?
32:57Nah, she's my parole officer.
33:00Guys, come on.
33:01Yes, she's my mom.
33:03Dude, I gotta tell ya, I could barely sleep last night waiting to find out how a frickin'
33:08monster almost ate me alive.
33:09This is not a joke.
33:10Oh, I know.
33:11I guess I'm still just a bit freaked out as well.
33:14And honestly, pretty impressed at how you guys kicked that thing's butt.
33:18And you?
33:19Dude, you are amazing!
33:21With the whole, like, levitate, smashy, smashy thing.
33:24Very, very cool.
33:25Um, so, time to spill.
33:26Just because we're gonna tell you what's going on, it doesn't make you part of the team.
33:30Got it, but I have to say, I am pretty useful.
33:34I mean, I'm no Rambo or anything, but I am good at building stuff.
33:39I can help.
33:40You guys risked your lives for me.
33:42I don't take that lightly.
33:44If you have my back, I'll have yours.
33:47Then you gotta swear to secrecy.
33:52I spit swear all my life.
33:55Gross.
34:01So this Demogoblin took Will to some kind of a dark dimension?
34:07Demogorgon.
34:08And we called the Upside Down.
34:09Only we didn't know he was in the Upside Down yet.
34:12So we looked for him in the woods and wound up finding Eleven.
34:14She escaped from Hawkins' lab.
34:16I slept in a fort.
34:17I had to hide her in my basement so she wouldn't get found by the government.
34:21Who covered up Will's disappearance.
34:22They lied and said they found Will's body.
34:24But his mom and Hopper saved Will from the Upside Down and Elle killed the Demogorgon.
34:27But then Will had to face down an even bigger creature called the Mind Flare.
34:31Well, Elle closed the gate at Hawkins' lab and stopped her from entering our world.
34:36Dude, you guys went through all that gnarly stuff and then you just went right back to middle school?
34:43Mission accomplished. All flyers and boxes are handed out.
34:47Hawkins Investigators Club? What's this club, Henderson? You get rejected by the Boy Scouts?
34:52Get lost, Rosario. Don't you have a pie to stick in your face?
34:57Funny. But I'll be the one laughing when I win the Winter Festival pie-eating contest.
35:01Again. Just like last year. And the year before that. Bye!
35:07Okay, what's her problem?
35:09She's the Luthor to my Superman. The Claw to my Inspector Gadget.
35:14Yeah, the Donkey Kong to your Mario.
35:16Finally! Someone gets me!
35:21Alright kids, watch the farm! And no more candy!
35:26See ya, Grandpa! Bye!
35:36Come on, Danny. You hungry?
35:39Yeah! How about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
35:45Danny!
35:49Ella! Help! Help!
35:54Hold on!
35:56Let him go!
36:08What's up, naysayers? Tips are in, and my plan worked perfectly!
36:12Look at all these boxes. It's like a second Christmas.
36:15Alright, let's see what we've got.
36:24Okay. I realize how this looks, but all it takes is one good lead.
36:29Here's one. This guy says every room in his house is haunted, except for one.
36:33The living room.
36:45Ugh.
36:47This one says they saw a Slothman in Ironwood Park.
36:52That's fake.
36:53No! That could be real. Read about it in the Weekly Watcher.
36:58I'll take the Slothman.
37:00Uh, here's one that says their grandpa's pumpkin patch is haunted.
37:04Ugh.
37:14Hey, what's up?
37:15Listen, these tips are kind of crappy. And I was looking pretty bummed. Maybe take her to the Winter Festival
37:21tonight. I could cheer her up.
37:23Now?
37:24Now? In the middle of all this?
37:25Yes. While you're there, you and Will can keep an eye on Nikki, and look out for anything suspicious.
37:31Me, Lucas, and Dustin can check out these... tips.
37:42If anyone finds anything creature-y, don't engage without calling in a red alert.
38:02Hawkins Investigators Club, file 001, the case of the Slothman. Okay, what does the Slothman call sound like?
38:14Uuughhh!
38:16To Chewbacca.
38:18Who's there?
38:23Oh no, no, no!
38:25Gah!
38:25Ah! Dirtbag? I mean, Charlie?
38:30So those boxes you put in town, I knew you'd fall for my fake note.
38:34Aw, so no Slothman?
38:37No, you dummy. Now start talking, because I'm freaking out.
38:40What did you and your nerdbag do to me? And where is Jeff?
38:44Jeff Nelson? What about him?
38:47He's missing, Mushmouth. I haven't seen him since we chased you into the woods.
38:52Snowshark.
38:53Charlie, I swear, we didn't do anything.
38:55But if you want me to help, you've got to tell me what you remembered before the alley.
39:03I've got caught in the vine. I couldn't get it off me.
39:07Everything went black, except for blinking red lights.
39:12After that, I can't remember anything. I feel like I'm going crazy.
39:18Look, you're not crazy. I think we can help.
39:21Nah, I'm going to take this to the cops.
39:25I don't think that's such a good idea. Remember that stuff that went down with the Department of Energy?
39:29The news said a bunch of experimental chemicals got leaked into the woods.
39:33You messing with me?
39:34It's true. They said it could make people hallucinate and pass out.
39:38Jeff's probably being detained at a government facility somewhere.
39:41Unless you want to join him?
39:43I'd keep quiet about all this if I were you.
39:47Yeah.
39:48Good idea for once, Henderson.
39:50You better keep your mouth shut too.
39:52Or you're done for.
40:00Okay guys, stake out and report anything weird.
40:03Me and Elle go east, Will and Nikki, you guys go west.
40:06Don't worry, I know what weird looks like.
40:10What are they eating?
40:12Oh, candy apples.
40:14It's like fruit with candy that can break your teeth.
40:20They give those away?
40:24Well, you have to win one.
40:25But they make it super hard.
40:27The games are totally rigged.
40:36We've got ourselves a winner!
40:50You're so weird.
40:51Come on, we're supposed to be looking for anything suspicious.
40:55Sorry, I'm not used to being a monster hunter.
40:59Besides, I'm probably the most suspicious thing here, am I right?
41:02Well, you do kind of stand out.
41:04Hey, I'm different and I know it.
41:05If anyone can't handle that, it's their problem, right?
41:09I just got a zombie boy.
41:11What a freak!
41:14See how scared of you they are?
41:15Scared?
41:16Of what?
41:17Um, anyone not trying as hard as them to be just like everyone else.
41:21Dude, you fought monsters.
41:23You went to another dimension and lived to tell the tale.
41:27And you got yourself an awesome nickname.
41:29When you're that much of a rock star, who cares what losers think?
41:32Hmm, I guess I never thought of it like that.
41:34Hey, check it out.
41:37What?
41:39I love this game!
41:40Oh, it's not often you get encouraged to hit stuff and get a prize for it.
41:44Right, but we should probably be heading over to the...
41:47Come on!
41:48You gotta warm up before battle, right?
41:50Hmm, okay.
41:53Who's next?
41:55Put it right here, my man.
41:56All right.
41:57There you go, kid.
41:59I'm not great at these games.
42:07Told ya.
42:08Okay, the key is gripping the hammer closer to the top.
42:11Makes for a stronger swing.
42:12This one's for you, zombie boy.
42:16Yeah, that felt good!
42:17Woo!
42:18That was awesome!
42:21Can I just keep the mallet?
42:28Isn't this the farm that had the demodog tunnels leading to the lab?
42:31Hmm, yeah.
42:32Maybe this random tip isn't so random after all.
42:44You left a message for the Hawkins Investigators Club?
42:49We thought you'd be older.
42:51You guys want to tell us what this is about?
42:53There's a monster in the cross!
42:55Okay.
42:56Well, you guys just stay inside the house while we go and check it out.
43:26You guys just stay inside the house while we go.
43:30Hmm.
43:31Bob pumpkins only grew in the fall.
43:37Are you serious right now?
43:40I'm sorry.
43:41I could not help myself.
43:44Oh, your scream, it gets me every time.
43:47It's adorable.
43:48Adorable?
43:49I nearly peed myself.
43:52I guess this thing is pretty ugly.
43:55And scary.
44:00Max!
44:02What?
44:07What?
44:27Come on!
44:39They're everywhere!
44:42One for the board!
44:57Come on!
45:20Ha ha, yeah! Come on! Get some!
45:23You messed up when you picked a fight with Mad Max!
45:26Ah!
45:26Whoa!
45:27Yeah!
45:28Yeah!
45:36I guess this date wasn't so boring after all!
45:38Wait, this was a date?
45:48Good news is the monster is gone.
45:52Bad news is we kind of had to destroy your grandpa's crops.
45:56Oh, those were just the leftovers.
46:00What?
46:00He already drove a whole truck of the biggest ones to the festival.
46:04For the pie-eating contest!
46:07Come in!
46:08Give me one reason!
46:09We made it code red!
46:10Over!
46:11Dustin, it's Locus!
46:12The lead at Eugene's farm was real!
46:15Something transformed a whole crop into some kind of vine pumpkin plant creature!
46:18It nearly killed us!
46:20No way!
46:21No way!
46:21Surely said a vine-like creature attacked him!
46:23I think it's what turned him into a snow shark!
46:25It has to be connected!
46:26Dustin, there's a batch of those pumpkins headed to the pie-eating contest!
46:30Who knows what'll happen if anyone eats them!
46:33See me at the festival!
46:34Work speed!
46:36Code red!
46:37We have a code red!
46:39Dustin, it's Will!
46:40Over!
46:40Finally!
46:42Pumpkins from the farm!
46:43The pies!
46:44They're tainted by something from the upside down!
46:46Fine, Mike!
46:47Give me this to the contest!
46:48We gotta stop it!
46:48Come on!
46:49Over!
46:49Our pie-eating contest is about to begin!
46:52Let's give a big round of applause to Eugene McCorkle, who donated this miracle winter pumpkin crop for our enjoyment!
47:04Move it!
47:05Out of the way!
47:07Where's my getting out?
47:10Oh no!
47:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
47:17Move, move, move!
47:18Excuse me!
47:19Stop!
47:20Stop!
47:20Move!
47:21Stop!
47:24Dustin, what are you doing?
47:26Saving your lives!
47:27Listen, you're walking once in a while, will ya?
47:31Sabotaging my win, Henderson?
47:33Rosario!
47:34You have to give me the pies!
47:39Oh no!
47:40Oh dang!
47:41I'm so, so sorry!
47:43I'm gonna kill you!
47:49I was trying to save your life!
47:51You should be thanking me!
47:53I'm so sorry!
47:54I'm so sorry!
47:58I'm so sorry!
48:01I'm so sorry!
48:04I'm so sorry!
48:05I'm so sorry!
48:06I'm so sorry!
48:07I'm so sorry!
48:13I'm so sorry!
48:18Oh
48:20Dude, it's us. What happened to Rosario?
48:44Oh
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