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Stranger Things Tales from 85 S01E02
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00:21Watch your back!
00:26Hey, back up!
00:32Over here!
00:52Get up!
00:53Come on, Will!
01:09Over here!
01:10Come get me!
01:13You guys, get out of here!
01:14Go!
01:16Mike, no!
01:16Not part of the plan, Mike!
01:18Not part of the plan!
01:19What plan?
01:39El, wait!
01:40There's someone in there!
01:41Huh?
01:48Oh man!
01:50Dirtbag Charlie's in there!
01:58Pull him out!
02:13No!
02:15No!
02:16No!
02:16Come on!
02:16No!
02:18No!
02:20No!
02:32Are you okay?
02:34What just happened?
02:36This is bad, guys.
02:37Really bad.
02:40Where am I?
02:41What did you do to me, you freaks?
02:45You're welcome!
02:48Okay, I'll be the one to say it.
02:50Something turned Charlie into a new kind of upside-down creature.
02:53What the heck is an upside-down?
02:55And what the heck is she?
02:57Trust me, newbie.
02:58You do not want to get involved.
03:00Hello?
03:01A monster kid almost bites my face off
03:04and then Carrie here uses her powers on it.
03:07So I'd say I'm already pretty involved here, you know?
03:10We can't tell anyone about this.
03:12It's bigger than you could ever imagine.
03:14Dude, my whole world just changed, like, right in front of my eyes.
03:18I can't just pretend this didn't happen.
03:19Listen, we barely know you!
03:21You need to walk away before you put us, and especially her, in danger.
03:25Okay, you want to know me?
03:27Hi, everyone.
03:27I'm Nikki.
03:28I'm a Capricorn.
03:29I like milk thuds, and I know how to burp all the state capitals.
03:32I also know how to keep my mouth shut.
03:35Look, I know everyone has their secrets, but...
03:39Just promise to level with me, and I will promise not to tell.
03:43Deal?
03:44We really don't have a choice, Mike.
03:47Plus, she did just risk herself to help me.
03:53Trust.
03:54Fine, but it's almost curfew, so we'll fill you in tomorrow morning.
03:58Until then, say nothing to no one.
04:01Yeah.
04:02You break our trust, our friend breaks you.
04:05Got it?
04:07Keep eating your Wheaties, buddy.
04:10Yeah, I got it.
04:12207 Elm Street, tomorrow morning.
04:14Don't flake.
04:19Filler in on what, Mike?
04:21Even we don't know what's going on.
04:23You're right, but we're going to find out.
05:15You're right, but we're going to find out.
05:35Okay, guys, I think we can get the door open.
05:38Ram it on three.
05:39Ready?
05:40One, two, three!
05:44Get off me!
05:45Your butt is way too close to my face.
05:48Your face is too close to my butt!
05:55Man, this lab is way bigger than I thought it would be.
05:59I guess when you've got an army of scientists and a secret government gate to another dimension,
06:04you need elbow room.
06:12How far down do these stairs go?
06:14How far down do these stairs go?
06:19How far down do these stairs go?
06:31MRS.
06:32How far down do these stairs go?
06:36And this was halfway-
06:36How far down do these stairs go?
06:52Where did these stairs go?
06:58Adam's into here?
06:59The earth is where they day.
06:59Oh, my God.
07:02Oh, my God.
07:32Just a spider, you weirdo.
08:04Nothing.
08:06The gate is still closed.
08:09It makes no sense.
08:11Where did it come from?
08:18That gate was our only lead.
08:20So, now what?
08:22We'll find another lead.
08:24It's what we do.
08:25And I just might have an idea of how to get some answers.
08:35Behold, mortals.
08:36I present to you the answer to all our problems.
08:40The HIC.
08:45Pick.
08:47Hawkins Investigators Club.
08:49That's us.
08:50Since when?
08:51Since the Upside Down decided to come right side up.
08:54Think about it.
08:55The Ghostbusters don't go searching for cases.
08:57People bring cases to them.
08:59How?
09:00We can't just go out and put our numbers in the yellow pages.
09:03Huh.
09:03Already thought of that.
09:04Anonymous tip boxes.
09:06Placed around town so people can let us know if anything strange happens.
09:10I got up early on a Saturday for shoeboxes.
09:13The only thing people are going to put in those is dog crap.
09:17You have a better idea, genius?
09:18I don't know.
09:19How about hiring a private investigator like Magnum P.I.?
09:23Magnum isn't a real person.
09:25He's based on a real guy.
09:27Ugh.
09:28No one names her kid Magnum.
09:30Guys, come on.
09:31This is serious.
09:32We need answers and we have no one to ask.
09:35We can't go to Hopper because I'll take Elle away.
09:37And it seemed like Charlie didn't remember anything.
09:39Plus, he'd beat us up if we asked.
09:41Well, then what do we do?
09:43Hug.
09:46We do the H-I-C.
09:49I have to know.
09:51Our magic user is in.
09:53What about the rest of the party?
09:59Yeah, all right.
10:00Yes!
10:01You guys won't regret this.
10:03H-I-C!
10:21Oh!
10:22Yay!
10:23Children!
10:24That's wonderful!
10:25Honey, you didn't tell me you were cultivating social relationships.
10:28Okay, thank you for the observation, Ma.
10:31Later.
10:32Bye!
10:36Mrs. Baxter is your mom?
10:38Nah, she's my parole officer.
10:41Guys, come on.
10:42Yes, she's my mom.
10:44Dude, I gotta tell you, I could barely sleep last night waiting to find out how a freaking monster almost
10:49ate me alive.
10:50This is not a joke.
10:52Oh, I know.
10:53I guess I'm still just a bit freaked out is all.
10:55And honestly, pretty impressed at how you guys kicked that thing's butt.
11:00And you?
11:01Dude, you were amazing with the whole, like, levitate smashy-smassy thing.
11:06Very, very cool.
11:07Um, so, time to spill.
11:09Just because we're gonna tell you what's going on, it doesn't make you part of the team.
11:13Got it.
11:13But I have to say, I am pretty useful.
11:17I mean, I'm no Rambo or anything, but I am good at building stuff.
11:22I can help.
11:23You guys risked your lives for me.
11:25I don't take that lightly.
11:27If you have my back, I'll have yours.
11:30Then you've gotta swear to secrecy.
11:35I spit swear on my life.
11:39Gross.
11:46So, this demogoblin took Will to some kind of a, uh, a dark dimension?
11:51Demogorgon.
11:52Him, we call it the Upside Down.
11:54Only we didn't know he was in the Upside Down yet.
11:56So, we looked for him in the woods and wound up finding Eleven.
11:59She escaped from Hawkins' lab.
12:01I slept in a fort.
12:02I had to hide her in my basement so she wouldn't get found by the government,
12:06who covered up Will's disappearance.
12:07They lied and said they found Will's body.
12:09But his mom and Hopper saved Will from the Upside Down,
12:11and Elle killed the demogorgon.
12:12But then Will had to face down an even bigger creature called the Mind Flayer.
12:17Well, Elle closed the gate at Hawkins' lab and stopped it from entering our world.
12:22Dude, you guys went through all that gnarly stuff,
12:25and then you just went right back to middle school?
12:29Mission accomplished.
12:30All flyers and boxes are handed out.
12:33Hawkins Investigators Club?
12:35What's this club, Henderson?
12:37You get rejected by the Boy Scouts?
12:39Get lost, Rosario.
12:42Don't you have a pie to stick in your face?
12:43Funny.
12:44But I'll be the one laughing when I win the Winter Festival Pie Eating Contest.
12:48Again.
12:49Just like last year.
12:50And the year before that.
12:52Bye.
12:55Okay.
12:55What's her problem?
12:57She's the Luther to my Superman.
12:59The Claw to my Inspector Gadget.
13:01Yeah.
13:02The Donkey Kong to your Mario.
13:04Finally!
13:05Someone gets me.
13:09All right, kids.
13:10Watch the farm.
13:11And no more candy.
13:14See you, Grandpa.
13:15Bye.
13:25Come on, Danny.
13:27You hungry?
13:28Yeah.
13:28How about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
13:32Ah!
13:34Ah!
13:36Ah!
13:38Ella!
13:40Help!
13:40Help!
13:43Hold on!
13:46Let him go!
13:47Ah!
13:58What's up, naysayers?
13:59Tips are in, and my flame worked perfectly.
14:02Look at all these boxes.
14:04It's like a second Christmas.
14:05All right.
14:06Let's see what we've got.
14:15Okay.
14:16I realize how this looks,
14:17but all it takes is one good leap.
14:20Here's one.
14:21This guy says every room in his house is haunted,
14:23except for one.
14:25The living room.
14:39This one says they saw a sloth man in Ironwood Park.
14:44Yeah, that's fake.
14:45No, that could be real.
14:47Read about it in the Weekly Watcher.
14:50I'll take this off, man.
14:53Uh, here's one that says their grandpa's pumpkin patch is haunted.
14:57Ugh.
15:07Hey, what's up?
15:09Listen, these tips are kind of crappy,
15:11and I was looking pretty bummed.
15:13Maybe take her to the Winter Festival tonight.
15:16It could cheer her up.
15:17Now?
15:18In the middle of all this?
15:19Yes.
15:20While you're there,
15:21you and Will can keep an eye on Nikki
15:23and look out for anything suspicious.
15:25Me, Lucas, and Dustin can check out these... tips.
15:37If anyone finds anything creature-y,
15:41don't engage without calling in a red alert.
15:59Hawkins Investigator's Club.
16:01File 001.
16:03The case of the sloth man.
16:05Okay.
16:06What does the sloth man call sound like?
16:09Huh?
16:11Uh.
16:12Too Chewbacca.
16:14Ugh.
16:15Who's there?
16:20Oh, no, no, no, no!
16:22Yeah!
16:24Dirtbag?
16:25I mean, Charlie?
16:28Some of those boxes you put in town.
16:30I knew you'd fall for my fake note.
16:32Aw.
16:33So no sloth man?
16:34No, you dummy!
16:36Now start talking,
16:37because I'm freaking out.
16:38What did you and your nerdbag do to me?
16:40And where is Jeff?
16:42Jeff Nelson?
16:44What about him?
16:45He's missing, Mushmouth!
16:47I haven't seen him since we chased you into the woods!
16:50Snow Shark.
16:51Charlie, I swear, we didn't do anything.
16:54But if you want me to help,
16:56you gotta tell me what you remembered before the alley.
17:01My leg got caught in the vine.
17:04He couldn't get it off me.
17:06Everything went black,
17:08except for a blinking red light.
17:11After that,
17:12I can't remember anything.
17:15I feel like I'm going crazy.
17:18Look, you're not crazy.
17:19I think we can help.
17:21Nah.
17:22I'm gonna take this to the cops.
17:25I don't think that's such a good idea.
17:27Remember that stuff that went down with the Department of Energy?
17:30The news said a bunch of experimental chemicals got leaked into the woods.
17:34You messing with me?
17:35It's true.
17:36They said it could make people hallucinate and pass out.
17:39Jeff's probably being detained in a government facility somewhere.
17:42Unless you want to join him?
17:44I'd keep quiet about all this if I were you.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Good idea for once, Henderson.
17:51You better keep your mouth shut, too.
17:53Or you're done for.
18:02Okay, guys.
18:03Steak out and report anything weird.
18:05Me and Elle go east.
18:06Will and Nikki, you guys go west.
18:08Don't worry.
18:09I know what weird looks like.
18:13What are they eating?
18:15Oh, candy apples.
18:16It's like fruit with candy
18:19that can break your teeth.
18:22Oh, they give those away?
18:27Well, you have to win one,
18:28but they make it super hard.
18:30The games are totally rigged.
18:40We've got ourselves a winner!
18:55You're so weird.
18:56Come on.
18:57We're supposed to be looking for anything suspicious.
18:59Sorry.
19:00I'm not used to being a monster hunter.
19:03Besides,
19:04I'm probably the most suspicious thing here.
19:06Am I right?
19:07Well, you do kind of stand out.
19:09They am different, and I know it.
19:10If anyone can handle that,
19:12it's their problem, right?
19:16What a freak.
19:19I see how scared of you they are.
19:21Scared?
19:22Of what?
19:23Um, anyone not trying as hard as them
19:25to be just like everyone else?
19:27Dude, you fought monsters.
19:29You went to another dimension
19:31and lived to tell the tale.
19:33And you got yourself an awesome nickname.
19:35When you're that much of a rock star,
19:37who cares what losers think?
19:38Hmm.
19:40I guess I never thought of it like that.
19:41Hey, check it out.
19:43What?
19:45I love this game!
19:47Ah!
19:48It's not often you get encouraged
19:49to hit stuff and get a prize for it.
19:52Right, but...
19:53We should probably be heading over to the...
19:55Come on!
19:55You gotta warm up before battle, right?
19:58Okay.
20:01Who's next?
20:02Put it right here, my man.
20:04All right.
20:05There you go, kid.
20:07I'm not great at these games.
20:15Told ya.
20:16Okay, the key is gripping the hammer
20:18closer to the top.
20:19Makes for a stronger swing.
20:20This one's for you, zombie boy.
20:24That felt good!
20:26Woo!
20:27That was awesome!
20:30Can I just keep the mallet?
20:37Isn't this the farm that has the demodog tunnels
20:40leading to the lab?
20:41Hmm.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Maybe this random tip isn't so random after all.
20:55You left a message
20:56for the Hawkins Investigators Club?
20:59We thought you'd be older.
21:01You guys want to tell us what this is about?
21:03There's a monster in the crops!
21:06Okay.
21:07Well, you guys just stay inside the house
21:08while we go and check it out.
21:42Hmm.
21:43I thought pumpkins only grew in the fall.
21:50Are you serious right now?
21:52I'm sorry. I could not help myself.
21:57Oh, your scream, it gets me every time.
22:00It's adorable.
22:01Adorable? I nearly peed myself.
22:06I guess this thing is pretty ugly.
22:08And scary.
22:14M-Max!
22:16What?
22:45Come on!
22:55They're everywhere!
22:58One for the boys!
23:14Come on!
23:16Come on!
23:38Yeah, come on, get up!
23:41You messed up when you picked a fight with Mad Max!
23:55I guess this date wasn't so boring after all.
23:58Wait, this was a date?
24:07Good news is the monster is gone.
24:11Bad news is we kinda had to destroy your grandpa's crops.
24:16Oh, those were just the leftovers.
24:20What?
24:20He already drove a whole truck of the biggest ones to the festival.
24:24For the pie-eating contest!
24:27Come in! Anyone read me!
24:29Made it code red! Over!
24:31Dustin, it's Locus!
24:33The lead at Eugene's farm was real!
24:35Something transformed a whole crop into some kind of fine pumpkin plant creature.
24:39It nearly killed us!
24:41No way!
24:42Charlie said a vine-like creature attacked him.
24:44I think it's what turned him into a snow shark!
24:46It has to be connected!
24:47Dustin, there's a batch of those pumpkins headed to the pie-eating contest!
24:51Who knows what'll happen if anyone eats them?
24:54Meet me at the festival!
24:56Work speed!
24:58Code red! We have the code red!
25:00Dustin, it's Will! Over!
25:02Bashi, no lead!
25:04Pumpkins from the farm!
25:05The pies, they're tainted by something from the upside down!
25:08Spine Mike, he made it to the contest!
25:10We gotta stop it!
25:11Come on!
25:11Over!
25:12Our pie-eating contest is about to begin!
25:15Let's give a big round of applause to Eugene McCorkle,
25:18who donated this miracle winter pumpkin crop for our enjoyment!
25:27Move it! Out of the way!
25:31Where's Mike and Al?
25:34Oh, no!
25:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
25:41Move, move, move!
25:42Excuse me!
25:42Excuse me!
25:43Stop! Stop!
25:44Move!
25:45Stop!
25:48Dustin, what are you doing?
25:50Saving your lives!
25:52Listen to your walking once in a while, will ya?
25:56Sabotaging my win, Henderson?
25:57Rosario!
25:59You have to give me the pies!
26:04Oh, no!
26:05Oh, dang!
26:06I am so, so sorry!
26:08I'm gonna kill you!
26:14I was trying to save your life!
26:16You should be thanking me!
26:33Ah!
26:34Ah!
26:38Ah!
26:42See!
26:45Ah!
26:47Ah!
26:49What happened to Rosario?
27:31What happened to Rosario?
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