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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
02:45it means that it's my childhood for you they qualified to make these psychological hypotheses hypotheses
02:50it's not hypothesis
02:53your mother told me
02:55what
02:57Nancy told me she was protecting you from your hypercritical, controlling father.
03:03She is misinterpreting my dad's tough love as critical.
03:07Was it Nancy who called it tough love?
03:09Yeah, it was. I believe her.
03:13Delusion.
03:31I mean, he has gone fucking mad.
03:37It's just, he's been at it all night.
03:41It's moving, searching, taping.
03:44Look at that trap. It's ridiculous.
03:49Shrinks my laptop as bait.
03:51Get out of here.
03:56Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, sure. Maybe it's not his best work, but he's obviously worried about you.
04:02Uh, no. He is worried because he can't control me.
04:07Maybe control is his love language.
04:09Maybe that sucks, Richard. I mean, if he catches me, who knows what he'll lock me up in next.
04:15I can see from your point of view how that could suck.
04:17But look, we could easily outsmart that rudimentary trap and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email.
04:24We're not obtaining anything that defeats the purpose.
04:29No, yeah, I know that. Wait, remind me.
04:31We are proving my independence.
04:33We.
04:34Me. I. I. Okay.
04:35I don't need a laptop. I have my phone.
04:38Got it.
04:39So, let's just.
04:41Do you want a little help with that?
04:42I got it.
04:44Ugh.
04:47Oh, whoever Terry is, he or she really wants to get a hold of you.
04:51Ah, yeah. She's my first call.
04:54Your story.
04:55They published it.
04:57No!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:01Oh, God.
05:03They love you.
05:06Who's they?
05:07Uh, everyone.
05:09What? Everyone?
05:10Like, everyone.
05:12Everyone, look, look, it's just, everyone.
05:16I mean, you know what my mom says, saying I told you so is tacky, but I told you so!
05:22Breathtaking?
05:24Worth waiting for?
05:28Everyone loves me.
05:36You better be sitting in a dark room with the curtains drawn.
05:39I'm viral.
05:40I'm cat person.
05:43Viral?
05:43Me.
05:44I'm viral.
05:44Like a bad flu.
05:45Look, Lindy.
05:46I thought I'd been forgotten.
05:48Discarded.
05:49A has-been.
05:50But it turns out, they were waiting for me.
05:53Patiently.
05:54And they still love me.
05:56Reality check.
05:57You didn't fucking write it.
05:59It's not about the story, but it's about my fans.
06:02And that they love me.
06:03That they still love me.
06:04You're basking in make-believe glory.
06:06This is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:10You...
06:11You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb.
06:14I tried.
06:16Okay, I-I-I flew Jackie out to New York.
06:18Was out negotiated by Hayseeds.
06:20Had sex with a cowboy in an elevator.
06:23Never got his name.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25And?
06:26It was wonderful.
06:28It was wonderful.
06:29You need to find him.
06:30Oh, I have to find him.
06:32Hey, uh, Fifty Shades of Pay on the line.
06:34E.L., the assistant.
06:35E.L.
06:36Lindy's nuts.
06:37It's a chef's kiss.
06:38I can hear him.
06:40Lindy, listen to me.
06:42We have a chance to fix this.
06:44We still have plausible deniability.
06:46So just do nothing.
06:48I mean fucking nothing.
06:49Say nothing.
06:50Do you hear me?
06:51Yes.
06:51Do and say nothing.
06:57The, um, Today Show wants an interview.
07:01The Today Show.
07:02The Today Show.
07:04Wants me.
07:05The Today Show wants me.
07:10Wait.
07:13Wait.
07:14No, no.
07:14Look.
07:15On Zoom, you'll be regular size.
07:21Oh, I...
07:23I can't...
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I...
07:26Okay.
07:27I...
07:27This is not...
07:28I can't really...
07:29I mean, I absolutely cannot...
07:31I...
07:32No.
07:32There's no way.
07:33I'm absolutely not doing The Today Show.
07:35I can't do The Today Show.
07:37Listen, I know, I know, I know you're scared.
07:38I know it's been a minute since you've been the toast of the literary town.
07:41Yes, but...
07:42But this is Jenna.
07:44Jenna?
07:45Pulitzer Prize winner.
07:47Lindy.
07:48Little John.
07:49Okay.
07:50The world, we've waited long enough.
07:52This is your time.
07:55It's my time.
07:56Are you kidding?
07:57This is your time.
07:59It's my time.
08:01I...
08:02Just saying.
08:06Here's the thing, though.
08:08Oh.
08:09Too much talking in the head.
08:12Book it!
08:13We're gonna book it!
08:14Book it!
08:15Ah!
08:17I could have had The Today Show!
08:19Today Show!
08:22Okay.
08:22Okay.
08:23Okay.
08:24Excited, excited.
08:25Wait.
08:25Bad news.
08:26The phone is out of battery.
08:27That...
08:29Um...
08:29Why didn't you get the charger?
08:34Oh!
08:41Uh...
08:42Just a thought.
08:42Don't kill the messenger.
08:43How about...
08:44We just...
08:45When you say laptop, we're not getting a laptop.
08:47La-la-la-la-la-la...
08:48La-la-la-la-la...
08:49We are gonna go get the charger, because the charger equals independence!
09:00He should have used a more sensitive trigger
09:02You need to let it go, Richie
09:04We're not going for the laptop
09:05Les!
09:07We gotta hide
09:08The couch
09:11Oh, wait for me, wait for me
09:14Les
09:21Les
09:23Les
09:24It's okay
09:25It's okay, dear
09:26It's me
09:27It's mum
09:29Oh
09:30Are you having a nervous breakdown?
09:35It's okay, I could call Lindy
09:41You're in the wrong zone
09:43You gotta be in the less zone
09:45This do not walk outside the less zone
09:47Les
09:47Yes, keep your voice down
09:49Let me check your shoes
09:50Oh, God
09:51Oh, good
09:51Oh, good
09:52She's not there
09:54Les, Les
09:55Yeah
09:55I am very worried about you
09:58No, mum, I'm fine
09:59I'm fine
09:59I'm okay
09:59I'm good
10:00I'm good
10:00We, uh, I'm just
10:01I've been remodeling the house
10:03For Lindy
10:04As a surprise
10:05Oh, yeah
10:06Yeah, yeah
10:07And I'm worried about you
10:08Being up here
10:09It's dangerous
10:10So we should go
10:10We should go downstairs
10:11Come on, come on
10:12Yeah
10:12I think you are unwell
10:15No, it's fine
10:15It's the fumes
10:16It's the fumes from the floor
10:18That's the whole thing
10:19What?
10:20Okay, so we're on the move
10:23And then we're gonna go
10:25Downstairs
10:25In the less zone
10:27No, you've got to stay
10:28You must
10:28Mom, you've got to stay
10:29In the less zone
10:29Oh, in the less zone
10:30Yeah, okay
10:31See?
10:32We're good
10:32See?
10:33The less zone
10:34That's it
10:34Down we go
10:35We're going down
10:35Okay, we gotta move
10:38Richard!
10:39Huh, yeah
10:40You know, I, uh
10:44I miss my mom
10:48Yeah, Les
10:50Les has a really good mom
10:52You know?
10:53Nancy, uh
10:54She shielded him
10:55From reality too much
10:56And also from his dad
10:58Though, who was
10:59Wow
10:59But Nancy, no
11:01She's a
11:01Yeah, she's a mom-mom
11:04Kinda always
11:05Wished I had
11:06Imagined
11:08What would I be like
11:09If I
11:10Did have
11:15I think I need a minute
11:17Yeah
11:18Yeah, we can
11:20We can take a minute
11:27Okay, Mom
11:28So, you know
11:29We agreed last night
11:31With a change of plans
11:32And Magoo's with Lindy
11:33And I'm
11:33Working
11:34And Lulu's
11:35Here at home
11:36But she's in and out
11:37And she's doing her thing
11:38That, you know
11:39You should
11:39You should probably
11:40Just
11:40You should go home
11:41Okay?
11:42Okay?
11:43Les
11:44Yeah
11:45I don't believe you
11:46Which part?
11:47Every part, dear
11:49I'm acting
11:49Perfectly normal!
11:51The last minute
11:52Remodeling
11:53The fumes
11:55That I did not smell
11:56The Les zone
11:58Lindy's disappearance
11:59Lindy's disappearance?
12:00That's a little date line
12:01The husband was the last one
12:02To see her
12:03She's at
12:04The gray house, Mom
12:05Okay?
12:07Other than that
12:07I do not see my behavior
12:08As bizarre
12:09I am working
12:10Really hard
12:11I am very stressed out
12:13And
12:14I'm not sleeping
12:15Very well
12:15But I'm fine, Mom
12:17I'm fine
12:18Okay?
12:19You're fine?
12:20Sure, dear
12:21When you're ready to talk
12:22I'm right here
12:24We talked
12:25And I'm good
12:26But it is too dangerous
12:27For you here
12:28Okay?
12:29I promise
12:30I will stay downstairs
12:31Away from these fumes
12:34But I am not leaving
12:35Until I know you're okay
12:37One last thing
12:38Yes
12:39When was the last time
12:40You showered, dear?
12:46Okay
12:48Let's get that charger
12:49Now you just have to
12:50Scale the vertical surface
12:52Using the floss
12:53Like a rock climber
12:54Would a rope
12:55And just
12:56All the way up
12:57I can't do one pull-up, Richie
12:59But you have the power
13:01Of the square cube law
13:02Behind you
13:04See?
13:05Why even pause?
13:06Just explain
13:07Simple math
13:08As our size decreased
13:10Our proportional strength
13:12That increased
13:13It's like, um
13:14Ants
13:15I fucking hate ants
13:17Yes, but ant math
13:18Is never wrong
13:19Okay, well you're tiny too
13:20So you do it
13:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:22But
13:24This is your independence
13:26Math is freedom
13:27Freedom is independence
13:28Go
13:33Right
13:36It's gonna
13:37Yeah, it's not gonna
13:39What are you doing?
13:41I'm conjuring my
13:42Inner freedom math
13:44This is exciting
13:46This is exciting
13:46Should we hide?
13:48No, no, no
13:48I'm walking through the foyer
13:50In the less zone
13:51I'm leaving for the lab
13:53But I'd still love to hear from you
13:54Wait, wait
13:57Now I've opened the front door
13:59Martin
13:59You never answer your phone
14:01Martin
14:02We're in the clear
14:03He's never letting Martin in here
14:04Yeah, but mom
14:05Mom, mom, mom
14:05Mom is in the basement
14:06And she's a rule follower
14:07She'll stay there
14:08It's Lulu
14:10We don't have eyes on Lulu
14:11So
14:13Tick tock
14:13You gotta help me
14:14Oh yeah, I'm gonna help you
14:38Tick tock
14:39Tick tock
14:39Tick tock
14:40Tick tock
14:40Tick tock
14:41Tick tock
14:41Tick tock
14:42Tick tock
14:42Tick tock
14:42Tick tock
14:42Tick tock
14:43Tick tock
14:43Tick tock
14:43Tick tock
14:44Tick tock
14:44Tick tock
14:45Tick tock
14:45Tick tock
14:45Tick tock
14:46Tick tock
14:46Tick tock
14:46Tick tock
15:01intense
15:07I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar
15:10too intense
15:12you're too intense
15:14you
15:15me
15:17why
15:20roommate
15:21well
15:23sure
15:23stop
15:24what
15:25you suck
15:26and you probably suck more
15:28okay so I was a dick
15:30sorry
15:30you didn't insult me
15:31oh you don't go to Forest Park
15:33no I do
15:34I just don't give a fuck about what you think
15:38who's Wendy Preston
15:43Wendy what
15:44yeah she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night
15:47she sounds like a good time
15:49you both had whiskey sours
15:51she paid for your tab
15:53but then left her credit card
15:56huh
15:56okay why don't you just fucking say it
15:59credit card fraud
16:05so what is this
16:06is this a shirtless citizens arrest
16:11no badge
16:12nowhere to pin it
16:14I'm only asking
16:16only you asking
16:17only me
16:18good
16:19it's a stupid question
16:21it's a stupid question anyway
16:31okay I'm gonna go
16:35happy reading
16:36you ran out
16:42saying someone could be dead
16:43yeah
16:43Lindy
16:44Lindy's having a hard time
16:45she's sick
16:46no she's unwell
16:48oh
16:48look I am happy
16:51to stay with Lindy
16:52no she's at the grey house
16:53but you rushed home
16:55she left this morning
16:56because she's
16:57emotionally unwell
16:58oh right
16:59yeah
16:59should she be alone
17:01no Gary and Meg are nearby
17:03it's a lot Martin
17:04it's a lot to keep in my head
17:05yeah yeah
17:05quad for Les
17:06herbal tea for Martin
17:08Bob?
17:11oh fuck
17:13another quad for Les
17:17is that Mel's
17:18Bob?
17:36get out
17:44keep going
17:53almost there
17:58yes
17:59you did it
18:00oh I love math
18:05I know right
18:06it's like
18:07it's never wrong
18:08and the charger
18:10on it
18:13okay
18:31big smile
18:32ready ready
18:33and
18:35okay
18:36all right
18:36ready
18:37ready ready
18:38ready
18:39three
18:39two
18:40one
18:41Merry Christmas
18:43a doll house
18:44it's just like
18:45our house
18:46yeah
18:46Daddy's been working
18:47on this for months
18:48well it was Mommy's idea
18:49well
18:50I knew you liked
18:51the one Steffi had
18:53this is way better
18:54than Steffi
18:55and look
18:55the lights work
18:56see
18:57whoa
18:57wait wait
18:59who do we have here
18:59me
19:00and you
19:01oh where's Daddy
19:02he's at work
19:03yeah arguing
19:04with the mean people
19:05from Monsanto
19:06and the Organic Produce Alliance
19:08Mommy's at home
19:09oh yes
19:11but Mommy
19:11is in her office
19:13working
19:14no
19:15but
19:16Mommy's watching TV
19:18no
19:19Mommy is
19:20at her desk
19:21writing
19:23no
19:25she's watching TV
19:34I am the architect
19:36of my own prison
19:41not anymore
19:50okay
19:51you got the sound
20:01Lindy
20:02you alright
20:03yeah
20:26I'm fine
20:33I'm fine
20:38Grandma
20:38oh you are a sight dear
20:43I'm hungover grandma
20:45and I'm not the legal drinking age
20:47do you hate me
20:48never dear
20:50I appreciate your honesty
20:51don't lose that quality
20:53yeah I think I was a little
20:54too honest last night
20:55well
20:56booze will do that
20:59I'm so glad you're here
21:01I don't even know
21:02or care why
21:02crossed wires
21:04with your dad
21:05have you told him
21:07fuck science yet
21:09Grandma
21:09hear words
21:11or
21:12that you
21:12flunked out of college
21:15sounds worse
21:16when you say it
21:16is that not
21:17accurate
21:19no
21:20it's just
21:23fuck
21:24what do you got there
21:26oh
21:27mom's book
21:29apparently
21:29I'm just like her
21:31well I take that
21:32as a compliment
21:34I don't think
21:34that's how she meant it
21:35I think you'll be surprised
21:50morning Bob
21:53oh I didn't see you
21:54but I saw you
21:57meals
21:58lattes
21:59plural
22:00I can explain
22:02yes you can
22:03and you will
22:04I know you can't
22:05help yourself
22:05Bob
22:07technically speaking
22:08I did not break
22:09the conditions
22:09stipulated in my NDA
22:11I answer questions
22:12solely related
22:13to my brother-in-law
22:14and his experiences
22:15at MedBot
22:16then why
22:16are you so nervous
22:18Bob
22:18my brother-in-law
22:20alleges that once
22:21Hilton's company
22:21became the primary
22:22investor
22:23they illegally
22:24acquired his tech
22:25illegally acquired
22:28you know
22:29to put my attorney
22:30I must qualify
22:30allegedly
22:31Hilton's legal chicanery
22:33is airtight
22:33and I mean
22:34airtight
22:35how did Hilton
22:36illegally acquire
22:37your brother-in-law's
22:38tech
22:38Bob
22:39well
22:40they closed ranks
22:41I had my brother-in-law
22:42removed
22:43allegedly
22:46gentlemen
22:47we didn't see you
22:48we need to talk
22:49me
22:50not you
22:51less you
22:51it's important
23:02okay
23:03the today show
23:04I need to make
23:06a new
23:06first impression
23:07tomorrow morning
23:11what
23:13okay
23:14for your information
23:15I gave Jackie Baldwin
23:17extensive notes
23:19no one would even
23:20care about the story
23:21if it didn't have
23:22my name on it
23:23Les took everything
23:24from me
23:24look at me
23:25I'm
23:25I could be six inches
23:27tall forever
23:28so I need this
23:29I need this one thing
23:31I tried
23:32okay
23:33writing is hard
23:34and the pressure
23:35on a second book
23:37after winning the
23:39it's paralyzing
23:40I'm on my own
23:45I need you to tell me
23:47it's okay
23:49please
23:52tell me
23:54I'm independent
23:57tell me
23:57it's my turn
24:00tell me
24:01it's mine
24:03me
24:05me
24:05the Bordeaux
24:07thank you
24:09how's the second book
24:10coming
24:12it's not
24:13but it will
24:14do you remember
24:15how much Gary and I
24:16struggled when we were
24:17first starting
24:17artisanal vitamin business
24:19it was
24:19oh like nine and a half
24:21months before we made
24:22a single sale
24:22nine and a half
24:24months before we made
24:25a single sale
24:26yeah but look at this now
24:27barely able to keep up
24:28with domain
24:29yeah
24:29and it is absolutely
24:30going to be the same
24:31for you
24:32same for you
24:33no it's not
24:36it's not the same
24:37at all
24:38it's absolutely
24:39not the same at all
24:43how is little Lulu
24:45oh how was her Christmas
24:46oh we knocked it out of the park
24:49best parents ever
24:50show them
24:50show them the
24:51pictures
24:51oh yeah
24:52you should see this dollhouse
24:54oh well there she is
24:55huh
24:56that's amazing
24:57what a sweetie
24:59what a sweetie
24:59so Les what have you been
25:01working on these days
25:02I mean
25:02R.I.P. GMO tomato
25:04oh yeah
25:05R.I.P. GMO tomato
25:07but it did bring you success
25:08though
25:08you know it did
25:09bring you some success
25:11well I do have a little
25:13germ of an idea
25:14which I'm pretty excited about
25:17you do
25:18yeah it's early days
25:20but um
25:20I think I can say
25:21confidently
25:22that it does have the potential
25:23to change the world
25:25it has the potential
25:26to change the world
25:27I like the sound of that
25:28I like the sound of that too
25:30but honey
25:30it's my turn
25:32remember
25:34well
25:35actually
25:36it's still my turn
25:37sweetheart
25:39I do remember
25:40sorry we don't
25:42what is the
25:43what is the turn say
25:44oh well we take turns
25:45supporting each other
25:46so he supported me
25:47through my first book
25:48and I supported him
25:49through the first tomato
25:50and now it's my turn again
25:52he needs to support me
25:53for the second book
25:54see
25:54turns
25:55no because
25:56your turn
25:57won you the Pulitzer
25:58and my turn
25:59is yet to win me
26:00the Nobel
26:01the Nobel
26:02I mean
26:03I mean
26:04I'm just joking
26:06honey
26:07not at all
26:08I'm not at all
26:09but the Nobel
26:10I mean that could
26:11be never
26:13that's how
26:13turns work
26:14right
26:14that's
26:15your turn
26:17ended
26:17with the tomato
26:19that put you
26:20on the science map
26:20but then went splat
26:21followed by your
26:22imminent termination
26:23from Monsanto
26:24followed by
26:24our housekeeper
26:25finding him
26:26naked
26:27crying on the bed
26:28oh
26:30depression
26:31it's a bitch
26:32mmm
26:33yeah
26:35oh
26:35you know what
26:36should we take a visit
26:37to the arch
26:38oh
26:39the arch
26:42how dare you
26:43tell Gary and Meg
26:44about my naked
26:46crying
26:46huh
26:46that was me
26:47at my most vulnerable
26:48that was a secret
26:49between us
26:49how dare you
26:50tell them
26:51your germ of an idea
26:52before me
26:53especially when this
26:54got me trapped
26:54in St. Louis
26:55and it's your turn
26:57until you win
26:58the Nobel
26:58that's new
26:59not everyone
27:00Lindy
27:00lucks into their prize
27:02on the first try
27:03luck
27:03you know what I mean
27:04think I do
27:09point is
27:09how can I trust you
27:11if you're gonna
27:11expose me like that
27:13don't trust me then
27:14just don't tell me
27:15anything
27:15ever again
27:16I won't
27:16good
27:17me too
27:17great
27:18secrets from now on
27:19secrets
27:19we need a secret
27:20love a secret
27:23but it
27:24is
27:25my turn
27:31my
27:32fucking turn
27:34it's my
27:35fucking turn
27:38my
27:38fucking
27:39turn
27:44my
27:45fucking
27:45turn
27:49I can't take
27:51any more bad
27:51cat news
28:02so is this
28:03behavior normal
28:03I don't know
28:04how to feel
28:04you should feel
28:05good
28:05really
28:07Mr. Magoo
28:08has diabetes
28:09I stabilized
28:10his blood sugar
28:11and he's going
28:11to be fine
28:12so the seizures
28:13have nothing to do
28:14with ministrarization
28:14completely unrelated
28:15so she's going
28:16to live
28:17I mean he
28:17he he's going
28:18to live
28:18there is more
28:19good news
28:20look
28:26that is a sample
28:27of Mr. Magoo's
28:28muscle tissue
28:29the rapid expansion
28:30process might cause
28:31fragmentation
28:32in the atomic bonds
28:33leaving them
28:34too fragile
28:35to hold
28:38so we need to
28:41we need to
28:43slow the reaction
28:44to allow the nuclei
28:45time
28:46to form stronger
28:47bonds
28:48stronger bonds
28:49are fundamental
28:49in the expansion
28:50of any fragile
28:52connection
28:52or alliance
28:54oh I agree
29:03we need a neutron
29:04moderator
29:12V
29:13equals V naught
29:19how's the exponential
29:20of
29:20negative R
29:22divided by
29:24lambda
29:25let's see if
29:26keep going
29:27H hat
29:28H hat
29:29equals
29:29negative
29:30H
29:30bar
29:31squared
29:31over
29:32over
29:33over
29:34over
29:34two times
29:36the mass
29:36of the nucleus
29:37times the
29:38little patient
29:39operator
29:41and
29:41plus
29:42V
29:42multiplied by
29:44R
29:44yes
29:45oh god
29:46god
29:46this is what
29:46I've been
29:47missing
29:51we should
29:52check them out
30:02mom is a good writer
30:05like good
30:07well she won an award dear
30:10I know but I didn't know
30:11no
30:12like look
30:13the book
30:14is really funny
30:16but
30:16it's also deeply sad
30:19grandma it's making me
30:22there's just
30:23so much
30:25I'm connecting
30:26about mom
30:28grandma Diane
30:29me
30:31it's like
30:33I might need to rethink
30:35my thoughts
30:35you're coming of age
30:37reading about
30:38your mom
30:39coming of age
30:41that's deep grandma
30:57grandma turn on channel 5
31:02we are talking to
31:03Pulitzer Prize winning
31:04author Lindy Littlejohn
31:05about her sensational
31:06new short story
31:07untitled on purpose
31:09what
31:10Lindy looks terrific
31:12Lindy could you
31:13possibly have expected
31:14the reaction to be
31:15anything like this
31:16oh
31:17Jenna
31:17I
31:18nothing about this
31:19experience
31:20is what I expected
31:21the story
31:22mom wrote something
31:24I always knew she would
31:26did you know you were
31:27writing something so
31:28provocative
31:29you know everything I
31:30write provokes someone
31:32right Jenna
31:34very true
31:35yeah
31:35you famously fictionalized
31:37your difficult relationship
31:38with your mother
31:39and my rainbow starts
31:41with black
31:41one of my all-time
31:43favorite books
31:44oh thank you
31:45I've got to ask you
31:46did you base this story
31:47on your real life too
31:48so the book is true
31:50you know Jenna
31:50I just think everyone
31:51does their best writing
31:52when they're not worried
31:53what other people think
31:54that's the office
31:56upstairs
31:57I thought she was at the
31:59gray house
32:00so did I
32:01Lindy Littlejohn
32:02thank you so much
32:03for being here
32:04oh thank you Jenna
32:05it's been wonderful
32:06talking to you
32:07please turn the story
32:08into a book
32:09I'll think about it
32:10okay bye bye
32:19I killed it
32:23you have to write the book
32:25oh my god I feel like I have another chance
32:27I could write something
32:28I could write something great
32:30you already have
32:31yes Les supported me
32:32but I wrote
32:33I am a writer
32:35right
32:36I'm here
32:37I can support you
32:38I feel like me again
32:39Richie this is
32:41ah
32:42like where have I been
32:44you know
32:44like I've been here
32:45the whole time
32:46and it's like I forgot
32:47I forgot
32:49I was right
32:50here
32:53I'm a writer
32:56wait are you crying
32:58no
32:59you're a little
33:00me too
33:16mom
33:18mom
33:59why Jackie
34:01Baldwin
34:03what the fuck
34:26were you here all night
34:29oh shit
34:30Lindy
34:31wait what time is it
34:32oh okay
34:33so you knew
34:34so everything's okay now
34:36yeah
34:37yeah
34:38I admit
34:39there's a little something between us
34:40but nothing happened
34:41we had a breakthrough
34:41oh
34:42well she looked great
34:43on the today show
34:44Vivian
34:45Lindy
34:46Lindy
34:48Vivian
34:48who's on what
34:50Lindy was on
34:51the today show
34:52this morning
34:53how
34:54how did she
34:56what did she look like
34:57what
34:58what
34:58what
34:59what
34:59what
34:59what
34:59The End
35:36Lindy, Lindy, where are you?
35:38Right here, Les.
35:41And I can take care of myself.
35:45Yeah, clearly, you're on the fucking Today Show.
35:48I'm worried, sick, I'm working all night.
35:50Poof, you're writing again?
35:51You're a viral sensation?
35:52Who knew, not me.
35:53Poof, I'm six inches tall.
35:55Who knew?
35:56Not me.
35:57Keeping secrets was your idea.
36:00I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:02I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:04You're delusional.
36:05You're delusional.
36:08I can't lose you, Lindy.
36:10No more traps, Les.
36:12Lindy?
36:13Is that you?
36:17Mom!
36:18Dad?
36:21What's going on?
36:23Oh my God, Grandma.
36:25Is she dead?
36:26No, she just fainted.
36:27Quickly, run to the pharmacy, get some bromides.
36:30What the fuck are bromides?
36:31Google it!
36:33She's having one of her spells.
36:34Grandma has spells?
36:35Yes!
36:36She's old!
36:37Hurry up!
36:38Hurry, hurry, hurry!
36:43Mom!
36:44Okay, Mom.
36:46Okay, Mom.
36:47Oh!
36:48Here we go.
36:49Mom?
36:51Mom, it's okay.
36:52Hey.
36:52Hey, Mom.
36:54Hey.
36:55Mom.
36:58Hey.
36:59Hey, it's okay.
37:01You just fainted.
37:03Yeah.
37:04I saw her.
37:06Saw who, Mom?
37:08Lindy.
37:10She...
37:10She was so small.
37:12Yeah, Lindy's not here.
37:13Remember, Mom?
37:14I saw her.
37:16Like...
37:17Like a little doll.
37:18She was...
37:19She was like a real life little Lindy doll.
37:22I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom.
37:23No, no, no.
37:24I know what I saw and I...
37:26Yeah?
37:26I saw her on...
37:28On TV, too.
37:29No.
37:30Lulu?
37:31No, no.
37:31Lulu's not here either, Mom.
37:33Lulu's not here.
37:34I think you're a little confused.
37:35No, Mom.
37:35I'm not confused.
37:36Yeah.
37:36You're lying to me.
37:38I am your mother.
37:40Tell me the truth.
37:41Okay.
37:43Um...
37:43Ah, come on.
37:44Come on.
37:44Come on.
37:45Sit down.
37:46Come on.
37:46What?
37:46Just sit, sit.
37:48So, um...
37:49Okay, so, um...
37:50Okay, so this is...
37:52This is hard.
37:53What?
37:54This is hard.
37:55But the truth...
37:56Yeah?
37:58The truth is...
38:01Um...
38:01That I put a painkiller in your tea.
38:04And hallucinations are a side effect.
38:06So there is no tiny Lindy.
38:08You was?
38:09Yeah.
38:09Why?
38:10When?
38:11Well...
38:12Because of your back.
38:13Because I know it's been bothering you and I wanted you to relax and...
38:16Yeah.
38:17You drugged me?
38:19What kind of son drugs his own mother?
38:23Concerned son, Mom?
38:25No.
38:25No, no, no.
38:26You're not sorry.
38:27You are manipulating and controlling and a liar.
38:31And you are without a doubt your father's son, which breaks my fucking heart.
38:36What?
38:37Oh!
38:37Whoa!
38:38What?
38:39I failed.
38:40I'm guilty.
38:41I tried.
38:42I tried to protect you from this.
38:44From...
38:45From what?
38:46From becoming your father.
38:48My...
38:49Well, I'd say you overdid it.
38:52Huh.
38:52Because I was invisible.
38:54Huh?
38:54And I still am.
38:56Yeah, that's what fucking drives me and that's fine.
38:58But dad is a kind and fair...
39:01An asshole.
39:03Who keeps me on a tight leash.
39:06But...
39:06I have made my peace with that.
39:09And my marriage is not your marriage.
39:12Whatever you have done to Lindy.
39:14And I mean whatever you have done to her.
39:17She is not me.
39:19She needs to be off the leash.
39:20She needs to be free out of anyone's control.
39:24I don't know what you are hiding, but you are not remodeling.
39:28And if you are lying to me, I'd bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself.
39:33Mom.
39:34Mom, I love you.
39:36No, no.
39:37You love you.
39:39What is it your Dr. Carmichael says?
39:41Dig deep.
39:42If I were you, I'd start digging deeper than you've ever done before.
39:46Find the truth.
39:48Keep on lying.
39:49Keep on burying.
39:50And you will lose her.
39:51If you haven't already.
39:55She was going to leave me.
39:56It was an accident.
39:57No, there are no accidents.
40:00Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book?
40:04Tell her.
40:06Tell her.
40:07Tell her what you did.
40:08Tell Lindy everything.
40:11Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear.
40:33And that's the complete and honest truth of it.
40:37And I love you, Lindy.
40:40And I need you, Lindy.
40:42And I miss you.
40:57And.
41:06where's grandma
41:14she left
41:17this isn't about grandma is it
41:22mom left you
41:29she left us didn't she
41:41i'm trying to hear you and see you
41:43and be honest with you if you're ever going to forgive me
41:47and the truth is the truth is that
41:51i was scared you were going to leave me and i didn't want to lose you
41:55and so um
41:59i miniaturized you
42:02on purpose i did it
42:07and that's the complete and honest truth
42:09i miniaturized you
42:11on purpose i did it
42:15miniaturized you
42:16on purpose i did it
42:19miniaturized you
42:25miniaturized you
42:26on purpose i did it
42:28miniaturized you
42:29on purpose i did it
42:35miniaturized you
42:36on purpose
42:52on purpose
42:52i did it
42:52i did it
43:06Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
43:38I did it.
44:11I did it.
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