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00:17You
00:19I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:30Take a day or two
00:33I
00:34Feel very small
00:35You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:38But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
00:40Is everything all right at home?
00:42I have to make things bigger again
00:44Contract this for 30 days
00:45That's insane!
00:49Shut it down
00:50I run this lab
00:51I cannot spiral
00:53I gotta get out of here
01:23What?
01:24Did you fall asleep?
01:25No
01:27Are you face down on the desk?
01:31I'm thinking
01:32Uh huh, it's been over an hour
01:34No, has it?
01:35I haven't heard any typing
01:39Typing fuck over and over doesn't count
01:51You told me to lock you in
01:53I know
01:54So do you want out?
01:55Yeah, of course I want out
01:56But I have to write
01:58Keep me locked in until dinner
01:59Okay
02:03Do you want me to let you out?
02:04No!
02:04That was a test
02:05Right!
02:06I can't
02:08Okay, here
02:09Here
02:10Inspiration
02:19That's the spirit
02:20Love you
02:21Fuck you too
02:33I can't wait
02:34If you were to go to the bathroom
02:38I can't wait
02:39I don't know
02:39I can't wait
02:39To go to the bathroom
02:40I can't wait
02:41I'll wait
02:41I can't wait
02:41It's done
02:52If you were to go to the bathroom
03:01Does it suck?
03:02No, no, it's great.
03:05And Diane, the mother?
03:07It's gold, trust me.
03:30There's a phone.
03:33Hello, Les, hello?
03:34Yeah, it's me.
03:35Look outside.
03:37Oh, well, the door's still locked.
03:39I know.
03:40After I found you dangling from the garden hose, I think that we both agree it's safer inside, right?
03:45Am I?
03:46Yes, I did a thorough inspection.
03:48No bugs of any kind.
03:49What about Roomba?
03:50Shut down.
03:51Magoo?
03:51Uh, boarded.
03:54Are you going to work?
03:56Yeah, I have to.
03:57Please don't.
03:58I'll hide in your pocket.
04:00I won't make a sound.
04:00The lab is a very dangerous place.
04:02There's a lot of uncontrolled variables.
04:04What am I supposed to do?
04:05Sit around and wait?
04:06I'll go crazy.
04:07Well, you could explore the dollhouse.
04:10It's just our house with bad drapes and broken chairs.
04:14I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer.
04:17There's more.
04:18There is.
04:18Yeah, what about the 162-bottle, dual-zone, fully-stocked wine fridge?
04:23And I bet you just walked right by the total body massage chair that a former investor gifted Martin that
04:29I miniaturized.
04:30Martin didn't want it?
04:31No, no.
04:31He's allergic to touch.
04:34But the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research, and I got carried away.
04:39I don't know.
04:40Les, my heart is racing.
04:42You know, am I okay?
04:44Does it have to do with my size?
04:46Do I need to be worried?
04:47No.
04:48Just a little panic attack, maybe.
04:50But it'll pass.
04:51Just breathe.
04:53There you go.
04:55Okay.
04:56But, Les, are you really so close?
05:00Yes.
05:01But really, though?
05:03Really.
05:04Trust me.
05:17Bye.
05:35I'm in a dollhouse.
05:37I'm safe.
05:39I'm just...
05:40I'm just anxious.
05:42Need a cappuccino.
05:45Yeah.
05:48I have food.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:55I am safe.
06:00I can relax.
06:06Kinda.
06:16Hey.
06:17Have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
06:20Jesus!
06:21Jolly Christ!
06:23Are you nuts?
06:25Vivian has got this place on lockdown,
06:27and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q public?
06:30It was just a question.
06:31Okay, great.
06:32Well, here's a question.
06:34We have 28 days before we lose our shirt.
06:39Yeah.
06:39So can you stick to corn?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Head in the other direction.
06:43Make corn big.
06:44It's just a passing thought.
06:46Great.
06:46Well, we will pass.
06:47Okay.
06:49I mean, less, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity.
06:52You know, look, but there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials,
06:57maybe thousands, and realistically...
07:00Of course!
07:01Animal trials!
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:04Well, you'd be scared there for a minute.
07:06Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say,
07:08using, I don't know, a cat or some other animal as a test case.
07:12At first, that would be insane.
07:14Yeah, negligent, even.
07:16You're my rock.
07:17Who would I be without you?
07:19High school physics teacher.
07:20Ha-ha!
07:30You're in my office.
07:32It was unlocked.
07:33Well, it shouldn't be.
07:34I unlocked it.
07:35Why?
07:35I wanted to make sure you got this.
07:38New protocols and procedures in print, so there's no misunderstanding.
07:41You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
07:44And this.
07:46So I can keep track of your every movement.
07:50No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
07:54I don't have secrets.
07:56Everyone has secrets.
08:02Is that a cat?
08:03No.
08:04My chair, it squeaks.
08:11Hold on.
08:12It'll squeak.
08:13I do not have time for this.
08:16Neither do you.
08:25Hey.
08:27You ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
08:30Help me and help Lindy.
08:33Yeah.
08:45Wait.
08:47I donated all of this to Goodwill.
08:51Didn't I, Space Cullen?
08:56Let's shrunk everything.
09:03This was my night.
09:08But what if it doesn't fit?
09:12But what if it does?
09:23Yes.
09:24I hope you can.
09:30Yes.
09:30And who's down, please?
09:33Thank you, everyone.
09:34You're here to drink.
09:35Beautiful, okay.
09:36Hey, can we get one of Justin's with mine?
09:38Yes.
09:41Here, hold mine, too, eh?
09:49Well, it goes with your pocket square, and your next big idea, tomato red.
09:53Move down!
09:56He's not a coat rack, you know.
09:59Fuck him for moving you to the ass crack of the country.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03These are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat,
10:10to remain unseen, unexamined, comfortably small.
10:17But this incredible prize is a beacon of courage,
10:24reminding me that when you take that risk, and when you make that leap,
10:30and when you refuse to be small,
10:35that is when great things happen.
10:39I need to thank my agent, and my publisher,
10:44and most importantly,
10:46my book editor, Terry.
10:49Girl, we did it!
10:51Thank you so, so much.
10:53From the bottom of my heart, I could not have done it without you.
10:55And with that, I am speechless.
10:59Love you.
11:15Les.
11:16Les.
11:16Les Littlejohn, you did it.
11:17No, seriously, he chained me to my computer,
11:20and locked me in my office,
11:21so that I would finally finish this book.
11:24There is no book without you.
11:27So, love you.
11:56Terry.
11:57Oh, God.
11:59Oh!
12:03Fuck.
12:07This is...
12:09This is...
12:15917...
12:21975...
12:23Who remembers anyone's number anymore?
12:33Is that still a thing?
12:34Maybe a star 6ix9ine.
12:35Okay.
12:41Lindy?
12:42Lindy?
12:43Is this an emergency?
12:44My life is an emergency.
12:45What happened?
12:46What happened?
12:46Okay, listen.
12:47I didn't want to tell you, okay?
12:48But I did something bad.
12:49Well, I didn't do it.
12:50I mean, it wasn't my fault.
12:51But I just need...
12:52I need Terry's number.
12:53Terry?
12:53It's a long story, and I'm not going to say anything about, you know, I just...
12:57But I need to speak to her.
12:58Okay.
12:59Well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
13:02Please don't.
13:03But just know that I'm taking care of everything, and it will only be a couple more days.
13:07And then call Terry, okay?
13:09No, less.
13:10But until that time, just, you know, enjoy the house and eat and drink and try on another dress.
13:16And I'll be home before you know it.
13:20Lindy?
13:21Are you still there?
13:21Yeah, I'm still there.
13:22Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
13:30Okay, you know what?
13:31You're right.
13:31I will.
13:32All right.
13:33Bye, Les.
13:38We need to retrace our subs.
13:49Yes?
13:50Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
13:56Who are you again?
13:57Janet.
13:59In Richard's department.
14:00Yes, Richard.
14:01Where is Richard?
14:02He's having a polyp removed.
14:04He'll be back shortly.
14:05So what do you need, Janice?
14:06Janet.
14:06Uh, um, sorry, uh, uh, uh, Carl, Carl, the, um, chemical freezers, the new protocol.
14:12Oh, the fucking protocols!
14:16It's, um...
14:17What is that?
14:19Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
14:21What for?
14:22For, um, motivation.
14:24What?
14:24For the 30-day deadline, as per the contract.
14:27Yes, I got it!
14:30Carl.
14:32I'll talk to Vivian about upping your security clearance, okay?
14:39What?
14:40What?
14:41Something wrong with the reader.
14:43Um, it says employee.
14:45What does yours say?
14:49Employee?
14:50My badge is the same as Janice's?
14:59Dozens.
15:04Hundreds.
15:07Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
15:10Eight times twenty is one.
15:13Couple of days, my ass-face go in.
15:17Trust me.
15:22Is it wrong I don't want to go?
15:25No, it's not wrong, but...
15:29New York.
15:30St. Louis.
15:31New York.
15:32I think you're gonna love it.
15:34I mean, the house is huge.
15:36We're gonna have so much space, and your office is bigger than this apartment.
15:40And we have a pool.
15:42I love pools.
15:44And I love you.
15:48And I love you.
15:50Why else would I leave New York?
15:53For St. Louis.
15:56Lindy, I get it.
15:57I do get it.
15:58You just got to the top.
16:00We're leaving New York.
16:02But I'll be missed, right?
16:05And then I'll be back.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:11How long, again, do you think?
16:13Two years.
16:14Maybe three.
16:15Tops.
16:18Two, three.
16:19That's perfect.
16:21My next book will be written.
16:22Terry will be thrilled.
16:24It's gonna be great.
16:25Trust me.
16:28I do.
16:34I don't.
16:37I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
16:40I'm his fucking lab rat.
16:42I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize.
16:48Someone's here.
16:53Hello?
16:54Lindy?
16:55It's me, Richard.
16:57Richard!
16:58Richard!
17:08The office.
17:13Come back!
17:16Lindy!
17:19I'm gonna go around the back!
17:42I'm gonna go around the back!
17:45Lindy, wherefore art thou?
17:48Lindy?
17:50Oh, wait.
17:50Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:57Oh!
17:59Hey!
17:59Huh?
18:00Huh?
18:00Who are you?
18:01No.
18:02What the fuck are you doing?
18:03Huh?
18:04No.
18:04What the fuck are you doing?
18:05No, no, no.
18:05Sorry, sorry.
18:06Sorry, sorry.
18:06Oh, wait.
18:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:09You must be Lulu.
18:11Why do you know my name?
18:12Because I work with your dad at the lab.
18:15My name's Richard.
18:16Okay, Richard from the lab.
18:18Are you stalking us?
18:19Stalking?
18:19No, no, no, no, no.
18:21No, no, no, not stalking.
18:22I was in the neighborhood, and I just thought I'd come by and wish the family Merry Christmas
18:28and, you know?
18:29And peep into the windows?
18:31My dad's not even home, which you should know, working in his lab and all.
18:40I am an employee and a physicist.
18:44And a creep.
18:46Okay.
18:46Okay.
18:47I am seeing this from your vantage point, and I understand the intimations therein.
18:53So I will not bend your ear any longer.
18:57Okay, so maybe you can just take these to brighten up the home and, you know, wish your
19:03mother Merry Christmas for me.
19:05Is she home writing?
19:06My mom doesn't write.
19:07She doesn't write.
19:08Okay.
19:09That's not...
19:10You can go now, Richard, from the lab.
19:11I am gonna go.
19:12I'm just gonna go.
19:14Yeah.
19:14Sorry for your troubles, and Merry Crimbo.
19:18Okay.
19:21Whatever.
19:46One semester down.
19:47Seven to go.
19:48Unless you graduate early, like me.
19:51Love, Dad.
20:02In the name of science, these protocols must end.
20:07No.
20:08No?
20:10No.
20:12I cannot do my work with these protocols in place.
20:16How can you not see that?
20:18I see a frustrated employee.
20:27I'm also just a scientist standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really
20:39believes the protocols are more important than changing the world.
20:43Do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough, on the precipice of something
20:50monumental, when the only thing that matters is the work?
20:53You don't eat.
20:54You don't sleep.
20:55You don't see your family.
20:56What family?
20:57It's just the work.
20:58It's the science.
21:00It's the math.
21:01It's the vision.
21:03Come on.
21:04You feel it, too.
21:06You know I'm gonna crack this wide open and change the world.
21:09So join me as partners, not corporate versus labor, but scientist to scientist.
21:17Let's make history together.
21:22Partners.
21:23Partners.
21:28Is that a cat?
21:30What?
21:30No.
21:30I hear everything.
21:32I see everything.
21:33I can even smell everything, Dr. Littlejohn.
21:38Show me.
21:39Show you, Biden.
21:40In the name of science, show me.
21:45It was the last unauthorized experiment, I swear.
21:48I didn't even know what I was thinking.
22:01I do.
22:02You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, Dr. Littlejohn.
22:06Am I?
22:07I don't usually underestimate men.
22:09Oh.
22:10Well, yes, I am.
22:11I am going to have to confiscate her.
22:13Is that necessary?
22:14She's now company property.
22:15She's a he, Mr. Magoo.
22:17You named him.
22:27How wonderful.
22:33I would consider lifting a few of the protocols should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals
22:40find their way back to the lab ASAP.
22:41Uh-huh.
22:42One water truck, one remote control, two anvil cases.
22:45Yeah, I did hear something about that.
22:46Let me see what I can do.
22:48He's so warm.
22:50He is warm.
22:56Of course.
22:58The temperature.
23:00Um, so you'll take good care of him?
23:03All the best.
23:04I mean, yes.
23:06And you'll keep track on his vitals?
23:08Yes.
23:08And this will be our little secret animal trial?
23:11Yeah?
23:12And you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results?
23:15Yes?
23:16I love this cat.
23:17Fine.
23:18Yes.
23:18Go.
23:19Go.
23:26We'll be best friends.
23:28Forever.
23:46Hey, Lizzie.
23:48It's me.
23:49Um, just picking up a few things, then I'm heading back to the lab.
23:52You okay?
23:53Uh, yeah, good.
23:55Yeah, I found the wine.
23:57Gonna take a nap.
24:02Well, hello to you too, Doris.
24:07I can get to the lab.
24:09See what he's hiding.
24:11Yeah, it's a long way down, but...
24:15Fuck it, right?
24:17I agree.
24:18Let's do it.
24:23Let's do it.
24:33Let's do it.
24:55Dad.
24:58Lulu, you're home.
24:59Yeah, you told me to come home?
25:03For the vows?
25:05At the Greyhouse?
25:06Oh, yes, of course.
25:07The vows.
25:07Yeah.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Where's Mom?
25:10Oh, Lulu, so good to see you.
25:12It's so good to see you.
25:13So how was the last semester and your finals?
25:17Uh, good.
25:18Good.
25:18Um, fantastic.
25:20Good.
25:21Yeah, it runs in the genes.
25:22You love science.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Um, hey, some weird guy from your lab came here.
25:29What?
25:29Who?
25:30Richard.
25:30Why?
25:31I don't even think he knew.
25:32Oh.
25:33Well, he's harmless.
25:34He's an odd duck, but he's a good scientist.
25:37Dad?
25:38Yeah?
25:38You're being really weird.
25:40I am?
25:41We've been hugging for, like, five minutes.
25:43Sorry.
25:44I'm just, I'm happy to see you.
25:45And work's been crazy.
25:47And speaking of crazy, where's Mom?
25:49Oh, she's...
25:53We're gonna get a bit of water from the kitchen.
25:55We're in the kitchen.
25:56A deeper kitchen.
25:57Um, so I think Mom, uh, has had, um...
26:03An emotional breakdown?
26:04No, no, no, no.
26:05Shh, shh, shh, shh.
26:06She's not.
26:07Oh, is she upstairs?
26:08Yeah, yeah.
26:09No, no, she's not.
26:11She's...
26:11Yeah, she's...
26:12Your mom has gone to the, to the, to the gray house.
26:16Yeah.
26:17Okay.
26:17Yeah.
26:18So Hurricane Lindy is tracking northeast.
26:20What category is she?
26:21Don't say that.
26:22I don't know what you're talking about.
26:24She's gotta be, like, at least a five.
26:25Am I right?
26:26Oh, these phrases you're using, that's not a nice thing to say at all.
26:33What's with the dollhouse?
26:35Huh?
26:35What's that tube for?
26:36Well, I'm cleaning it, because I wanted to decorate it for the holidays, like, festive.
26:40You're still shrinking things for the dollhouse?
26:42Oh, fuck.
26:43Let me see.
26:43Oh, no.
26:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:46Dad.
26:47Yeah.
26:47What?
26:47No, nothing.
26:48Are you okay?
26:48Yeah, I'm okay.
26:49I'm fine.
26:50But you, I think, I think you should rest.
26:52I think you gotta rest.
26:53You gotta rest, honey, because you've been traveling from college, and there's a lot, and I'm, you know what?
26:58I'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs with so much, so much good stuff that you won't even feel the need
27:02to come upstairs.
27:03And better still, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give you my card, and so you can just get whatever you want.
27:09I knew it.
27:12I'm the villain.
27:15Yeah.
27:18Fuck that.
27:20Stick to the plan.
27:22That's my ride.
27:28Shit.
27:29Yeah, it's good.
27:31Right.
27:33Get me Deborah.
27:35At the New Yorker?
27:35No, no.
27:36No, what I said, get her.
27:38Okay, so, two words.
27:40George Saunders.
27:41Two more.
27:42Get her.
27:50I've got Deborah.
27:56Deborah, hi.
27:58The happiest of holidays to you and yours.
28:01Absolutely not.
28:02Oh, hear me out.
28:04This isn't about me.
28:05I, um, I didn't submit Lindy's story visibly my, uh, misstep regarding Mr. Saunders.
28:11And allow me to sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the New Yorker's reputation
28:18in the process.
28:19Uh, my humble request comes at the behest of the author, who has a few minor tweaks and
28:26would love to hold off publishing until a later date.
28:28I heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprints.
28:32If there's anyone that you think I should meet, say the word.
28:36Oh, quite the opposite.
28:38Vis-a-vis your humble request, fuck right off.
28:43Hey, so that was brutal.
28:46Get me David Remnick.
28:47Oh, God.
28:48Going over Deborah's head.
28:50Can't wait.
28:52Okay.
28:55I got David.
28:58David Remnick, my old pal.
29:01Happiest of holidays to you and yours.
29:04Yeah, it's Deborah.
29:05Nice try.
29:07Fuck off.
29:09So don't.
29:18Wendy.
29:22Wendy.
29:24Wendy?
29:25Wendy?
29:34Wendy?
29:36Wendy?
29:36Wendy?
29:36Wendy?
29:37Wendy?
29:37Wendy?
29:38Wendy?
29:39Wendy?
29:40Wendy?
29:42Wendy?
29:44Wendy?
30:23What the fuck?
30:28I'm so weird.
30:48Please.
30:50Richard, here are my...
30:51Were you at my house earlier?
30:53Um, no.
30:55I was in the neighborhood.
30:57Stop, stop.
30:58I don't care.
30:59Don't do it again.
31:00No.
31:00Reset.
31:02Richard, here are my thoughts.
31:04The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic,
31:06and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate
31:09into the solution to control the temperature
31:12through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
31:17Thoughts complete.
31:18Bob's implement his thoughts.
31:20NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive
31:23and NO3 negative ions.
31:27Complete.
31:28Carl, implement his thoughts.
31:42Complete.
31:53Let's make history.
32:19It's big.
32:25Five seconds.
32:31Ten seconds.
32:37I knew it.
32:39He can do it.
32:42Fifteen seconds.
32:46Twenty seconds.
32:48Twenty seconds.
32:54Oh!
33:04No.
33:06I'm human popcorn.
33:10Oh, I am.
33:12A significant success. Subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds. An increase of 28.7 seconds.
33:23Huge progress in the name of science, Richard!
33:27Oh, Bob the Explainer.
33:32That sounded like it came from in there.
33:36Spooky.
33:44Lindy!
33:45You fucking liar!
33:50Um, maybe we should give him some privacy.
33:56I'm done with 30 seconds and explode!
33:59No, you don't know what you saw!
34:00I'm so close! My tiny fucking ass!
34:03No, I would never let you explode.
34:05Fuck you!
34:05No, no, Lindy!
34:08I'm gonna explode now!
34:13You can't keep me prisoner!
34:16I'm not a fucking lab rat!
34:18Listen to me!
34:18No! Never!
34:20I want to tell the world what you've done to me!
34:24Lindy, no!
34:25I don't trust you.
34:27How long until you can fix me?
34:31For real, I need the truth!
34:39I don't know.
34:42You don't know.
34:45That's the truth.
34:47You can't say when!
34:49It could be tomorrow.
34:50But it could be weeks, months, or...
34:53Never!
34:53No, not never.
34:55My theory is sound.
34:57I just need to figure out the math.
34:59And I know it must have looked like a disaster, but I'm making really good progress.
35:03You know, yesterday was two seconds, today is over 30!
35:07I'm scared.
35:09Is this my new life?
35:11No.
35:11It's temporary.
35:13I promise.
35:15I want to trust you, but I can't.
35:19In a minute!
35:22We'll just go.
35:23Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer.
35:26To hide it.
35:27My height, my autonomy, and...
35:29Not my dignity.
35:31Please.
35:33I'm gonna need something, too.
35:35Anything.
35:36Stop locking me in the dollhouse.
35:38Well, that's for your safety, but fine.
35:39Lose the cameras.
35:42Yeah, I know you're spying on me.
35:44Also for your safety.
35:45And I'm not spying on you.
35:47There's no audio.
35:48I'm doing a series of daily check-ins.
35:49Oh, like a mental patient.
35:51Like a loving husband with a miniature wife.
35:53Fine.
35:54But then I need a working laptop.
35:57And toothpaste that I like.
35:59And...
36:00And...
36:00My lipstick.
36:02My favorite lipstick's in my purse.
36:05Coming!
36:06Ah!
36:07Sorry, sorry, sorry.
36:08Too loud.
36:09Yes.
36:10Yes.
36:11Fine.
36:11Deal.
36:12Make a list.
36:18Love you.
36:21Fuck you, too.
36:24My favorite wildlife thing.
36:30I'll be playing.
36:31It's time to run.
36:31It's time to run.
36:33I'll be playing.
36:33The laundry room.
36:34Can I get those?
36:37I'll be playing.
36:39Ah!
36:40Why did you play?
36:41Why did you play?
36:42Is your favorite animal?
36:42Why did you play?
36:46Is that even going?
36:48To the side of your body,
36:52Oh, my god!
36:54I can't be playing.
36:57I'm home.
37:00Terry.
37:03Come on.
37:06Oh, fuck.
37:07Shit.
37:09Come on.
37:14Okay.
37:17Okay.
37:34Is she dead?
37:36What?
37:36Who?
37:37Is who dead?
37:39Lindy.
37:40You thought I died?
37:42It's the only reason Les would call me.
37:44You sounded scared.
37:46I was.
37:47Oh, that means the world to me.
37:50You have no idea.
37:52Wait, how do you think I died?
37:54What were you imagining?
37:56Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
38:01Yeah, but you're gonna fix that.
38:04Lindy, I tried.
38:05Tried?
38:06Terry.
38:07That sounds very defeatist.
38:09That's not you.
38:10Come on.
38:11I really, really, really, really need this.
38:13I hate to say it, but this is my fucking problem.
38:16Your ex-emotional whatever the fuck sent the story in.
38:19I'm about to get my own imprint.
38:21I cannot be associated with this shit.
38:23But what about our friendship?
38:26Is this friendship or business?
38:27Both.
38:28Well, that's...
38:30That's the problem, isn't it?
38:32The lines have blurred.
38:34And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
38:39Look, Lindy, I love you.
38:41I always will, but...
38:42But?
38:45You're toxic.
38:47It doesn't matter who sent the story into the New Yorker.
38:50It's out there.
38:51And if it's out there and you have to deny it...
38:54You're toxic.
38:59I see.
39:01Well, then by that logic, if I were to put it out there that you knew about the story and
39:08encouraged me to submit it anyway, and then you had to deny it, you're toxic.
39:15But you wasn't.
39:17No, not if it's friendship.
39:20But if it's just business.
39:24I'll keep you posted, friend.
39:27Oh, thank you, friend.
39:34Oliver!
39:34Your friendship is so toxic, I love it.
39:36Get me Jackie fucking ball when my fucking office fucking tomorrow.
39:39Thank you, God.
39:41Conclusions.
39:42The regrowth process induced excessive molecular tension surpassing substructural limits of
39:46the plant cells.
39:48This tension compounded by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction.
39:54This is key.
39:55Hello?
39:56It's me.
39:57I've been miniaturized.
39:59I'm in the laboratory.
40:00I'm in Les' death store.
40:01He's taking me home to a dollhouse.
40:03Help me.
40:04Detonation.
40:04Bang.
40:05And so.
40:06Wait, what?
40:06Recommend Richard.
40:08What?
40:08What?
40:08Is that a personal call?
40:10Hang up.
40:11I'm sorry.
40:12Richard, go hang up.
40:13Come get me.
40:13I'm in the drawer.
40:14I'm in the drawer.
40:14Open the deck.
40:15The top deck.
40:16Hello?
40:19Apologies.
40:19It was, um, it was my mother.
40:22It's just a tiny issue.
40:26Recommendations.
40:27Immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound X44.
40:31Do we read?
40:40Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
40:44Lindy.
40:45Wouldn't want Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
40:49What was it?
40:50Category five?
40:52What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall?
40:55It was five.
40:57And I'm very sorry.
41:01What does it matter now anyway?
41:04I think it would traumatize her.
41:07I think she'd blame me.
41:10I should probably move the dollhouse.
41:13Yeah.
41:14My prison within my prison.
41:17You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says...
41:21Fuck that bitch!
41:22Whoa, Lindy!
41:23That is a red light reaction.
41:25Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
41:37Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
41:42I will take my foot off the brake.
41:46And although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
41:50I feel that we have achieved a yellow light and will proceed with caution.
41:55As Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
42:04I, as half of us, agree.
42:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato that stands for genetically modified organism.
42:21And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it.
42:27The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
42:31Um, it has a longer shelf life, it has enhanced nutrition, and it reduces the need for fertilizers.
42:37So, win, win, win, win, win.
42:39Ha!
42:40Ha!
42:40Smell's good, too.
42:54Sam, incarcerated.
42:58Bill, grandpa.
43:00Warren, great-grandpa.
43:03Jeff, gross.
43:18That's not how you spell Little John, Mr. Magoo.
43:47At least he gets out.
43:50I'm gonna get out.
43:58I'm gonna get out.
44:12I'm gonna get out.
44:21This is going to be less than a big dumb green light face.
44:34Richie?
44:38Wait, are you real?
44:40I come bearing me, my love.
44:42And these.
44:47Richie!
44:48Wouldn't it be nice if we were older than we would have to wait so long?
44:56And wouldn't it be nice to live together in the kind of room where we belong?
45:04No one's going to make it look better when we can say goodnight and stay together.
45:15Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is new?
45:22And if you haven't spent the day together, all of each other goes the whole night through.
45:31Happy times together, week is ending.
45:36I wish that every kiss was never ending.
45:42Wouldn't it be nice?
45:47Wouldn't it be nice?
45:48Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true.
45:54Run, run, run.
45:55Maybe then I wouldn't be a single baby, run, run.
46:01But we could be nice.
46:04We can be happy.
46:06And then we'd be happy.
46:08And then we'd be happy.
46:10Wouldn't it be nice?
46:14Run, run, run.
46:15Run, run, run.
46:17We can be happy.
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