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00:09To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube
00:13baby for a mysterious client.
00:15I'm warning you again, absolute confidentiality about the president's identity, not a single
00:21word, otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:33Mr. President, eyes on me.
00:46Take your clothes off.
00:54Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press.
00:58I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him.
01:01The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
01:17Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
01:26Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go.
01:28First lady?
01:29Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
01:31Nurse?
01:32Doctor?
01:33Surrogate number one just had her baby, it's a boy.
01:36Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her.
01:38The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out, said the baby she
01:42had was some other guy's bastard.
01:44Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it.
01:49But then, one by one, the other women had their babies.
01:52The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his.
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:56Take your bastard and get lost.
01:57Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance.
01:59I swear I can give you a child.
02:01Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
02:05Come on, push.
02:06Give it everything.
02:07Baby's almost here.
02:08Ah!
02:15One last push.
02:16Come on, you can do it.
02:18The baby's here.
02:19A healthy baby.
02:22Oh, monster!
02:24Monster!
02:27What's wrong?
02:31What the hell?
02:33I just gave birth to...
02:34Dog pups?
02:36How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:39Oh no.
02:40This is bad.
02:41The president won't even need a test.
02:43No!
02:43Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:46I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:48And the money?
02:49Gone.
02:52What's going on here?
03:01What should I do?
03:02What should I do?
03:12Where's my baby?
03:17Tell me, where is my child?
03:20Mr. President, I'm so sorry.
03:22I let you down.
03:23Sorry for what?
03:24I lied.
03:25I...
03:27I wasn't pregnant.
03:29That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:30That was...
03:31That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
03:34One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:39A fake pregnancy?
03:40So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:44That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:47I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:48It made me look pregnant.
03:50Today...
03:50Today I just ate too much and had to go...
03:55What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President, you should stay back.
04:06I just went.
04:07It's pretty rank.
04:08So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting
04:12and waited two hours here just for you to take a crack?
04:16Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:19Just give me more time.
04:21I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:23I won't waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:26But what about the surrogacy money?
04:28After playing me like this,
04:30you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:33What?
04:37No money.
04:38And now I'm stuck working for free.
04:40What a joke.
04:41You two little troublemakers.
04:43You totally screwed me.
04:45If it weren't for you, who knows?
04:46Maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
04:57Eh, whatever.
04:58But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:14Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:19All right, fine.
05:21Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:22I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:29Drink up.
05:33Now that's what I call my kids.
05:35Already drinking in style.
05:36You two are going places.
05:39Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now.
05:44What the hell?
05:45I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:49So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:54Whose dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:57Hey, easy now.
05:58I won't bite.
05:59Wow.
06:00I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:04Could it be him?
06:06Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:14Mommy, hug.
06:18You two?
06:19We're the puppies?
06:20How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:22And they're already big and can talk.
06:23What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:25Mommy!
06:26Mommy!
06:27Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:30Feels just like regular kids.
06:33Mommy, hug.
06:35Okay, okay.
06:37Mommy's good babies.
06:40Puppy kids, whatever.
06:41You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:45Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:48This might just last them one day.
06:51What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything.
06:55You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt.
07:00Don't try anything cute.
07:03I get it.
07:11Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:14Mom worked so hard for us.
07:15We got to get her a gift.
07:16I just don't want to get out of the Queen.
07:18I think I smell bad.
07:20I have to make it.
07:44Hi!
07:49Hello?
08:05Stop right there.
08:07Mrs. Olivia.
08:10So, a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use,
08:15what makes you think you're qualified?
08:19Quick qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:25Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights,
08:27and you? You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:31I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:40Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:43What?!
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:49Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:53Mommy!
08:54We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:10The Presidential seal?
09:12The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:24How could you steal this stuff?
09:25Here.
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh no, oh no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code Red.
09:40Locked in the White House, search every room.
09:42Not one corner gets missed.
09:44Oh my God.
09:45If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:47we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one in the Maid's quarters.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:05Oh my God.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:09Leah Cole,
10:09why are my Presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President,
10:15I... I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning,
10:19and when I got back, these things were just...
10:21here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:26so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off,
10:28or set me up.
10:30That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote,
10:33which thief would just happen to come here?
10:36You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:37you little lying bitch!
10:38Just tell the truth already!
10:39Ma'am, look at me!
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here!
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive!
10:44Mr. President,
10:46don't forget,
10:47this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught,
10:50she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the Presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase,
10:57to set you up and destroy your reputation!
10:59Tell me,
11:00who put you up to this?
11:02Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear,
11:05I didn't!
11:06Mr. President,
11:07this woman is too calculating.
11:09Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage,
11:13and throw her in prison,
11:14right now!
11:16No, I'm not a spy!
11:17I-I swear!
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god!
11:29Get down from there!
11:30Now!
11:31That's the President!
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:41What the hell is that filthy thing?!
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:48You didn't clean properly,
11:49so you attracted these strays!
11:50Someone!
11:51Kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President,
11:59they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them,
12:02so I've been hiding them here.
12:04They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please!
12:09Don't hurt them!
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet!
12:11And they won't chew up your shoes!
12:15Mr. President!
12:16I didn't!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:18but she's raising them like dogs.
12:20And weird thing is,
12:21holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling
12:23like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh!
12:31They're my kids!
12:32Of course I like them!
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them!
12:38I swear they won't bite,
12:39won't make a mess,
12:40I'll even put diapers on them if I have to!
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:05We're finally gone.
13:07You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:09If you pull something like that again,
13:12I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:15You can be her little hand warmers.
13:30Mr. President.
13:31I checked it out.
13:31Not so stray as the woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from,
13:35that I couldn't trace.
13:36No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:41So why lie?
13:43I wasn't pregnant.
13:45That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:46That was...
13:46That was a massive toxic waste level crap.
13:50One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I... I didn't see anything.
14:38Tell the truth!
14:39Okay, okay.
14:40I'll talk.
14:40I... I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of...
14:44Two puppies.
14:46And then...
14:48I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying...
14:51She gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's it.
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:07And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:10Get the cages ready.
15:11I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:20Quick! Hide!
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those... those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:34Leah Cole.
15:36This is the White House.
15:37Not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The president said I could keep them.
15:43The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:50Find those little beasts.
15:51I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop!
16:00The president said I could keep them.
16:02You can't...
16:04Out of my way!
16:10You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:17Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:22There you little bastards are!
16:26Grab them!
16:29Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:51You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday.
16:57Promise me.
16:57Never shift in front of anyone else.
17:00Or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:16Kids?
17:17What kids?
17:23Leah Cole.
17:24Have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:48Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:50Get out of here.
17:51Get out!
17:53Get out of here!
17:59She's trying to sweep them.
17:59Babies, don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:05Hit her too!
18:05Feed her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:31Mr. President.
18:33Mr. President, what brings you here? This place is beneath you.
18:36Olivia, you've got some nerve. I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here. Why do you bring
18:40people to hurt you?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand. I was worried about rabies. What if they pose a risk to you? I was just
18:46going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:51She's... she's lying. She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:54Sorry I'm late.
19:03These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:25Oh my God. The President? The President is holding me? What kind of script is this? He saved me? And
19:33he's being... gentle? Am I hilarious?
19:36Are you hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:39Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House, security's looking for someone to walk
19:44the dogs, you'd be perfect.
19:46Mr. President, I just didn't think it through. But I was only worried about your safety.
19:50You two. Are you here to protect me, or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:54Mr. President, we...
19:55If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast. They're short on people
20:00in the Middle East.
20:01You leave tomorrow. See what a real field assignment looks like.
20:04Mr. President, we're sorry! Please, give us another chance!
20:07Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back. I've already disinfected the area, just needs
20:14oint applied regularly.
20:15I'll do it.
20:22Um, maybe I should just do it myself? I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:28Oh my god! The President just touched me! Why is he being so nice to me? We've only known each
20:33other for a few days! Is he... is he up to something?
20:42I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:45Thank you for seeing me, Mr. President.
20:49Come in!
20:51Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake. I hope you can forgive me.
20:57Olivia, I've never doubted your work. But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
21:05Yes, sir.
21:06From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner. Move her into the room next to mine.
21:12What?!
21:13And one more thing. The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow. Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
21:18We're making it official.
21:20Girlfriend? Girlfriend? Mr. President? This... this isn't right! I'm just a cleaner! I...
21:27No one deserves it more than you.
21:30What is wrong with this man? Did someone drug him? I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad,
21:35but this is too fast. I am not ready for this.
21:37Mr. President! Every major media outlet will be at that dinner. Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere
21:42is reckless! If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:45Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia. I'm sure you'll do a great job with the
21:48dinner party.
21:52Too bad he doesn't know. These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
21:56Only these two pups are truly mine. None of those women bore my seed, but no one can know I'm
22:02a werewolf. Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
22:13Ms. Cole, this is your room. If you need anything, just call me.
22:24Okay, come out, babies.
22:28Mommy!
22:32My good babies.
22:33My good babies.
22:37Kids? You're sure the maid heard right? Positive. Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
22:43Ah, got it. This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
22:47Those brats are probably leftovers from some job. Baby data ran off. No one wanted them, so she got stuck
22:52with them.
22:52Then we should tell the president. Let him know she's got two kids in tow. He'll dump her for sure.
22:56That's too easy for her.
22:58Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Every media outlet in the country will be there.
23:02I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone. She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
23:09Mommy's going to a dinner tonight. You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out. Got it?
23:15Got it, Mommy. Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:24Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight.
23:28Any hints?
23:29You'll know soon enough.
23:41Who is she? I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous.
23:44Maybe some European princess? She's got that kind of vibe.
23:47Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
24:03You look stunning tonight. Shall we dance?
24:09Mr. President, I don't know how.
24:12Just follow my lead.
24:20The President is... dancing with her? This is huge!
24:32No, no, no. Snap out of it, Leah.
24:34He's the President. Half the women in America would could kill to marry him.
24:38What makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance?
24:41Get a grip.
24:44Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
24:52He actually said it.
24:57Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
25:00How long have you two been together?
25:02How did you meet?
25:05Don't be afraid.
25:08My girlfriend is an ordinary girl. No noble background, no complicated past.
25:11She's clean. She's simple.
25:12I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
25:15I'm counting on all of you. Please, leave her alone.
25:20Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
25:25I...
25:25How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:29I've never dated anyone.
25:30So that means, the President is your first love!
25:38Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
25:42They say they're looking for their mother.
25:44I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
25:50My babies!
25:51We'll see you, Ms. Tommy.
25:55According to me, we did not pretend to be an old daughter.
25:58She can't get into, but she's so...
25:58Watch your girlfriend!
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