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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:24Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:43This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Calm fucking down.
08:34Calm fucking down.
08:36You bull, IDEA.
08:51Hey!
08:54What...
08:55I knew him...
08:57I knew him.
08:58I-I'll find him.
09:00You where the hell TA-
09:04He's been away
09:14Thank you
09:17You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:22She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Cause we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We got concrete plans
09:37How about
09:38A ten day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:50There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:02Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:08Oh
10:10Quiet everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well
10:22Well, I
10:23You know, I was gonna head out of town, so
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No, I've not heard from Les
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy
10:52Hmm
10:53Peace offering?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer, I don't wanna keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:22It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so
11:28Sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:33Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:58They're so cute
12:01Oh, and functional
12:02Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't wanna know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no, no, Les
12:28Take me with you, I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else beyond the accident
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not wanna be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
12:59I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:15Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, my
13:21Oh God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no!
14:45It's trying to eat me!
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
14:52There's a dream for you to sit in the lake, so it's within a beautiful sign, a beautiful sign.
15:05Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:15Ha, ha, ha.
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Ha, ha, ha!
15:28Woo!
15:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:34Ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, God.
16:00Hey, it's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh...
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:37Six inch tall, Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
19:59Okay.
20:01Okay.
20:02Okay.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:31I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Watch.
20:59Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
21:01Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:17Okay.
21:19We're defending.
21:20I always want.
21:22We're defending.
21:23Go ahead.
21:24Go ahead.
21:24Go ahead.
21:28Oh, no.
21:30I'll put your hand on my arm again.
21:35Oh, Jesus, Waltz!
21:37Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet!
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:50It's only a few days.
22:52I think so.
22:52It's only a few days.
22:56Okay.
22:56Oh, my God.
23:11Oh, my God.
23:22Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:32Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:50Oh, my God.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:05Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magu.
24:19Come here.
24:22Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43Feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey.
25:03Hey.
25:06Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:08Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard.
25:11I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay.
25:20Right.
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:28She's fine.
25:28Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard.
25:35She's at home, riding.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's riding, riding.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
25:58Yes, you know!
26:01Less.
26:03Less!
26:04Oh!
26:09That is a toy.
26:14Oh.
26:16He left me?
26:19Right!
26:23Why?
26:24I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:28huh oh yeah why not okay that's that's good space colon colon colon colonel colonel
26:44space colonel next stop uranus i could fuck i'm already spiraling you made me believe you were
26:54so close so i believed you yes and you should believe me that's our deal there is mathematical
26:59truth in stating i am so close so what does so close mean to you in this context today my
27:07god i
27:08can't put an actual number on it i don't know what oh what have you done what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job contract is for 30 days that's insane well you
27:23said that you were close 30 days oh well it will work i mean the math says it will and
27:32math is never
27:33wrong so now you have 30 days no no no we have 30 days oh now it's we what does
27:38it say exactly what
27:39does it was the small print say exactly says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula
27:45works or the patent on our tech on my tech thank you reverts to hilton and hilton sues you sues
27:54us
27:55for fraud and you go to jail to jail well can he do that he can and after 30 days
28:04it goes the the
28:05tech the lab the bob's gone but but okay so how do i make uh how do i how do
28:17i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
28:38less how bad is this
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:06um hey i i i i got you something for christmas oh i i i didn't get you anything
29:14oh it's okay it's okay it's okay i love you like what shakespeare used to write with
29:22you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows you like shakespeare bar's card well you talk about
29:29it a lot um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh just tired yeah i was waiting up
29:39last night for
29:40someone someone someone special you know and it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard
29:49yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:58thy returneth to thine grind
30:09okay
30:10buddy
30:13any room over here
30:25right okay
30:29okay
30:31looks good okay
30:37come on
30:42okay
30:44oh my god
30:46oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:51um
30:53god
30:58oh
30:59Oh, a classic.
31:01Come on!
31:06Volume.
31:10We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sachs.
31:16So...
31:18We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today. It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell Stress Tensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:09Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:16Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:17B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught. Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:30B sub J minus one half times E squared plus B squared over mu naught times E squared plus B
32:41squared over mu naught times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
33:12Let's make history.
33:24Let's make history.
33:26Press.
33:37Please hold me up.
33:39Open the drop and close the current city to hope.
33:49Next.
34:01a great attempt in the name of science richard bob the explainer nominal success subject expanded
34:11to regular size for 2.1 seconds same as previous attempt result molecular disequilibrium
34:18eraser bob see medic bring in fred clean up an aisle everywhere richard waiting on analysis to
34:27proceed we'll adjust based on your thoughts we'll go again no you won't if this is your definition
34:34of close we have a big problem you working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today
34:41moving forward everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me no no no no
34:48no um this is not how we work here we are making history okay that corn was regular size it's
34:58incredible as a scientist how can you not see that reports equipment results any spending whatsoever
35:04everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break
35:10room can i explain my fiber deficiencies okay everybody everybody this is virginia vivian vivian
35:16i don't know her last name but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work and bob you
35:20don't need to worry about your oatmeal okay can we just talk about this martin you know exactly how
35:27much money this science circus is hemorrhaging i don't care about the money of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo i had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect what irresponsible and deeply sad dr littlejohn it's no longer your money
35:46it's hilton smith's money this is his lab now and i run hilton's lab ergo i run this lab this
35:53is
35:53unacceptable and it's ridiculous and do do something okay no we no we just me i want to talk to
36:02hilton
36:03right now well good luck reaching him he's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible
36:09off the coast of guam guam guam what shut it down we'll try again tomorrow together these ladders are
36:20an osha violation you're an osha violation dear hairy jesus and i hope hilton gets crushed into
36:29ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure 29 days not helpful not the point
36:44what have i done
36:52midnight
36:54for the stars and you
36:59midnight and a rendezvous
37:05your eyes held a message
37:09tender
37:12saying i surrender
37:14all my life
37:16oh it's my phone
37:18oh it's my phone
37:20oh
37:21oh
37:24coming coming coming
37:26what
37:40oh
37:41oh
37:42oh
37:42oh
38:00fuck did you just say something
38:09oh
38:09am i losing my mind
38:10am i losing my mind
38:13i can see me in you
38:23do you
38:25what
38:25ah
38:26what is that
38:27oh
38:30oh
38:31fuck
38:36i gotta get out of here
38:43oh
38:44ah
38:45ah
38:48ah
38:49jesus
38:53god damn it lad
38:57for god's sake
38:59ah
39:05ah
39:06ah
39:13ah
39:14ah
39:17ah
39:17ah
39:18ah
39:24ah
39:25ah
39:28ah
39:30ah
39:32ah
39:34ah
39:42ah
39:44ah
39:45ah
39:49ah
39:51ah
39:51ah
39:52ah
40:00ah
40:05ah
40:07ah
40:07ah
40:09ah
40:11ah
40:14ah
40:16ah
40:18ah
40:19ah
40:20ah
40:20ah
40:21ah
40:26Oh God, oh God.
40:37Ruby, hold on! I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:58Too many lonely stories have driven out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:17You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:22The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:43You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Oh, yeah, every moment of the world
42:04Oh, you're like me
42:07Oh, yeah, every moment of the day
42:15He insists on this
42:15All this matters
42:16Time is getting panic
42:16He says you're being-
42:16I'll imagine you're waking up
42:17Oh, yeah, every moment will be
42:20Thank you
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