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00:22Hello one and all to another brand new episode of 7 Days where I, Jeremy Corbett, take you
00:26the viewer on a magical journey through the past week of news, deleting the boring bits
00:31and making this crack team of comedians find the funny and what's left over, let's meet
00:35them shall we. Leader of team one is an actor, director, comedian and musician, wow she just
00:40cannot commit. She's mad as salami, it's Madeline Salami. Thank you Jeremy, it's called undiagnosed
00:51ADHD. Now have I got a hot team for you tonight, he started as a production runner on this very
00:57show and now he's on the panel, he started on the panel and now he has the runs, it's Anthony
01:02Grant and John Johnson. The big question about the leader of team two is if he's here then
01:10who's walking around in the woods of Northern California pretending to be Bigfoot? Rhys
01:21Christchurch? You might have better luck guessing than I did. Let's make a start by seeing what
01:30made the news in a game that's legally called Newsmakers. I'll give each team a prompt from
01:34a headline story, they need to figure out which one and team one. I've got an answer for you
01:38so you might need to come up with some questions. Why is this a Newsmaker? 51 tests. How many
01:44tests of supermarket camembert did I get through before the promo lady told me off? How many
01:52pregnancy tests did I shove up my bum before I realised you just need to pee on them? How
01:59many pregnancy tests did I get through before I realised it's the woman who's meant to pee
02:02on them? How many times did I do a Covid test in an afternoon before I was like do I
02:09have
02:09a kink? Madeline, any guess at what the story might be? Okay, 51 tests. I'm going to assume
02:16this is something to do with sport. Oh yes, actually there was a story about an ex-All
02:22Black, Tane Randall. He is standing for a political party. Correct, Madeline. The question is how
02:30many tests did Tane Randall play for the All Blacks? Well it's 51, 22 as captain. One of our
02:35youngest captains between 97 and 2002 and he announced this week he will be running
02:39as a New Zealand first candidate in the Tukituki electorate in Hawke's Bay at the upcoming
02:43election. Sort of a direct swap actually. Tane Randall is becoming a politician and Christopher
02:49Luxon is going to be a rugby ball. So...
02:53Aero dynamic. It's so aerodynamic. I reckon we should have more rugby players in parliament
02:58and if we did, Stephen Joyce would have caught that dildo. And said I'm knocking it on with
03:05his face. Yeah. I mean it wasn't a straight line-out dildo throw that's for sure. I don't
03:09know how to catch a dildo on a line-out. No. He did the old falcon didn't he? Did the
03:13falcon.
03:14Lovely that it proves that it's not just old people who support New Zealand first, it's
03:17also people with severe head injuries. Yeah. Hopefully people will take that concussion
03:22thing seriously after seeing this. Yeah. I think that's the new slogan. Had a fall. Vote
03:26New Zealand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the electorate he's going for? Is it Tukituki? Tukituki.
03:33Tukituki. Yeah. Yeah. Because Labour haven't announced their candidate for Tukituki yet but
03:37if they do pick a South African and Tane gets sick the night before the election, I'm going
03:44to have a lot of questions. That's what I'm saying. We'll be looking for someone called
03:46Susie. Yeah I think so. I think so. Hey Crum, I know it's your first show so welcome. Also
03:51in the middle of Team 2, first show Bubba. You were a guest here in Guest Who? We had
03:57you on didn't you? With a mystery sack on your head. But now you're sitting on the panel,
04:00how does it feel? You good? I feel like I levelled up. Leveled up? Alright Team 2, are
04:06you ready? Yeah. For your news maker, I've got an answer for you. What's the question? This
04:10is from the last seven days. Crabs and barnacles. Ooh. With rising sea levels, what
04:16are the new STIs in some of our sluttier coastal towns? Um, now that we are at an earlier
04:24time slot, what does Jeremy have to say instead of shit and ****? I'll tell you how I feel
04:30about that. Crabs and barnacles. Um, what shows that a mermaid's let herself go?
04:40Oh. Alright, any idea what the story might be, Rhys? Um, it's almost nothing to go on.
04:46So I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna guess it's, it's under the water. Under the sea? Down where
04:51it's wet, everything's better, Jeremy. Is that the story? Not even close. Um, what are thriving
04:57in the Great Pacific garbage patch? Crabs and barnacles. That's the huge accumulation of
05:02marine plastic in the North Pacific Ocean. The GPGP, as the cool kids are calling it, was
05:06found to have grown so large it now hosts its own ecosystem. It's now about three times the
05:11size of France. Uh, contains roughly 1.8 trillion pieces of plastic, but I reckon I could still get
05:17a little on my recycling bin to close on that, you know. Push it in. Guys, I just want to
05:23say, I, I don't think we should call it the Great Pacific Garber patch. Its name's Australia.
05:28Okay. Be kind. Be kind. It's quite, quite nice to know that when you biff, like, a beer cannon to
05:33a river,
05:34it's not littering. It's gonna end up being a little house for a hermit. Yeah, you're making a home.
05:38You're making a home. It's Q day. Yeah, yeah. It's Q day. Well, that's aluminium or steel gonna sink,
05:42so you're not helping the patch. Uh, I think you'll find metal floats, Corbyn. What?
05:49Yeah. Do they? Do they? Yeah. There's metal, there's metal boats. Yeah, as long as the displacement
05:54is greater than the weight. Oh, okay, Archimedes. It's freaking him, buddy. Displacement theory.
06:00Oh, I'm back to school. I'm from the North Island. All right.
06:06Yeah! Look at him! What's that? That's a thinking man! What about you, Bubba? Because, you know,
06:12do we need another Pacific Island? You've been living in Samoa, basically, haven't you?
06:16I can't even talk because I've been eating turtles. What? Yes!
06:20What do they taste like? Straws? Do they taste like straws? Chicken or kiwi? What does it taste like?
06:26Like, fishy fish. Really? Oh, like a cross between, like... And then I can crisp up the skin.
06:32Wow! Yum! But we do it sustainably. That's the way...
06:36That's the way you save them. Yes. I suppose you...
06:40Oh, it's like farming. You're farming. You're farming. That's perfect.
06:45Well, yeah. Yeah, they kind of come with their own bowl. Yeah.
06:49And a dipping spoon in each corner.
06:54We're gonna go to, uh, to points for newsmakers. Uh, team one, you can have don't know. Uh,
06:58uh, interesting number. That's the number of national MPs who voted against Prime Minister
07:01Christopher Luxon in that confidence vote. He called on himself this week. I haven't revealed
07:05the numbers, so I don't really know. Uh, but he's fine, honestly. Team two, you can have 70.
07:10That's 70 mil of rain that fell in one hour in Wellington on early Monday morning. That's
07:15about half a month's rain in one hour, hence the terrible flash floods. Hope you're okay there
07:20in, uh, Wellington. 70 beats don't know. First star of the night goes to team two.
07:26Well, a star, you know, a star isn't just a giant burning ball of gas, which also happened
07:30to be my stripper name. No, but also the currency for the show. Most stars at the end of the
07:35night
07:35wins a highly sought after and valuable prize. And with Tane Randall's mate Shane Jones saying
07:40New Zealand's trade agreement with India will lead to a butter chicken tsunami, his actual words,
07:45we thought this week's prize would be helpful when the big wave eventually arrives.
07:49Ooh and ah at that. That is a boogie board made from garlic naan. Wow.
07:55Not only is it a delicious buttery Friday night takeaway, but we'll also keep you afloat
08:00while Shane Jones is washed out to sea to drown in the incoming crowd-pleasing curry.
08:04Something to strive for. Good luck teams. All right, our next game is called guest two,
08:08where we pick a random news story of the week, secretly recruit the star of that story to join us
08:13in the studio under the cover of darkness. And when I say darkness, I mean a sack with a limited
08:17air supply.
08:18Please welcome our guest two guests.
08:21Just stay mad at him. I'll jump in behind you, drive you in. Three, two, one. Stop right there.
08:28All right, our guest is going to give you a thumbs up or a thumbs down for your yes,
08:31no question. Thumbs down, it goes to the other team. Team one, you start.
08:34Did you win the Hong Kong Sevens?
08:38Oh, that's good though. Good win for New Zealand, that one. Team two.
08:44Have you been to South Auckland?
08:48You've got a yes, you've got a yes.
08:51Not part of the story, I have to say, but you've got a yes, that's good.
08:55Um, did you fight for the Anzacs at Gallipoli?
08:59That's a no.
09:00Okay, so they fought for the Ottoman Empire.
09:03So it's clearly South Auckland based.
09:06It's not.
09:06No, it's not.
09:08Okay, is it a sport related news story, maybe?
09:14No, but a maybe.
09:15Not sport.
09:16So when you're in South Auckland,
09:21and you drive past Otara, do you ever stop for those lamb buns?
09:27No, it doesn't stop for those.
09:29You're lost.
09:32Bubba's out, Bubba's out.
09:34What's the address of these lamb buns?
09:35No, Tomo.
09:37The game.
09:37One thing has to do with the story.
09:39Focus on the game.
09:41If you were to walk in a realm of the topic that you delve into,
09:47would it be scientific?
09:49That's a no.
09:50That's a no, okay.
09:51Not scientific.
09:53Are you famous for entertainment?
09:58Yes, entertainment.
10:00Are you a musician?
10:02It is, it is a yes, it's a yes, but not the main.
10:06Oh my god, I read something, but I can't remember what it is.
10:09I have to think.
10:11Are you in film and television?
10:14Yes.
10:15Same, same, same.
10:19Not a conversation, Madeline.
10:21Are you on a reality television show?
10:23No, it's not that.
10:25They're in film and television.
10:26Okay, has the show been going for a long time?
10:30Yes, definitely.
10:32Were you on the news?
10:38That is a no, not what the story's about.
10:41Was the TV show for kids?
10:45Yes!
10:46No way.
10:47No way.
10:49Is that Susie Cato?
10:51Yes!
10:51Oh, wow!
10:55Wow!
10:58Wow!
10:58Wow!
10:59Oh my god!
11:01Oh my god!
11:02Oh my god!
11:03Amazing.
11:04Please, I must have asked, I must have asked.
11:05We were, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
11:08Um, wow!
11:11So, the look on Reece's face when he saw that it was you was just amazing.
11:15Oh really?
11:15You must get that a lot.
11:16You and me.
11:17Yes, you and me.
11:18Yes!
11:19Wow!
11:19So yes, it's been a very long number of years since we made you and me.
11:24But it's coming back!
11:25It's coming back, yeah!
11:29It's going to be streaming and all that sort of stuff, but also, um, you released It's Our Time,
11:34but you're releasing You and Me, the theme tune as well.
11:36Yeah, the theme tune was released last weekend.
11:38Right.
11:39We're releasing It's Our Time, Kia Ora Talopa this weekend.
11:44And then for the next 25 weeks.
11:47It's our time, our special time of day.
11:50God, I'm about to cry.
11:52I'm about to cry.
11:53It is incredible, because, like, you've had, like, there are kids that watched your show,
11:57it started in, what, 93 or something like that, and now they're parents themselves,
12:01and they come up and, and what do they say to you?
12:03They say hello, generally.
12:06Always not Talopa.
12:08Oh no, it's not Talopa.
12:09And we always have a big hug, and yeah, we sing the song, and it's, it's fabulous.
12:13And the now to be singing and performing for their children is pretty special.
12:17Yeah.
12:17Yeah.
12:18That's cool.
12:18You're a massive star.
12:19I remember, uh, back in the day, we sort of, um, your husband worked at the radio station I was
12:23at,
12:23and we had a radio, uh, sort of a do, and Sean Fitzpatrick was there,
12:27the, um, captain of the All Blacks at the time.
12:29A man not easily, uh, given to sort of shows of, uh, sort of stardom.
12:33But he, he was starstruck by you, because of his kids, and he came up and he wanted your autograph,
12:38and that I've never seen, like, the captain of the All Blacks being so,
12:41can I please have your autograph?
12:43It was incredible.
12:44Amazing.
12:44He's such a lovely guy.
12:46He was lovely, yes.
12:47And in between when there was a hiatus, I think we can call it now,
12:50the show didn't come to an end, it was hiatus.
12:51You were on, um, Dancing with the Stars and Masked Singer.
12:54Does it feel good to be on a proper TV show?
12:58It's an honour.
12:59Wonderful to be working with you.
13:00President dissed the Masked Singer when you made her stand there with a bag on her hand.
13:07Susie, am I in the show?
13:09In this show?
13:10Yeah.
13:11Seven days, darling, yes, you are.
13:12Oh, okay.
13:17I wasn't sure if I was aware.
13:19Why do you ask, Tom?
13:19Have you recorded something you think might be on Susie's show?
13:22I don't, I don't know if it's a...
13:24Oh my God, if there was one.
13:25Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
13:26He's playing one of the puppets.
13:26So long as you don't tell any of your, anybody else, yes, Josh reads a story.
13:32Do you?
13:34How did you learn to read?
13:37There were lots of pictures.
13:39Oh, there's lots of pictures.
13:41I didn't think they'd go for mine camp either.
13:43But it was quite a long time.
13:48And is it true that your kids told you what to wear tonight so that people would recognise you?
13:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:53Absolutely.
13:53Completely through you.
13:54Oh, great.
13:55Great choice.
13:55I had to bling, I had to stand in a certain way.
13:58Yeah, it was really good.
13:59Yeah, I was like, that's my cousin.
14:01That's definitely my cousin.
14:03I thought she was from South Wales.
14:07Where do I find those buns?
14:10I will take you.
14:11I love you.
14:12You're stunning.
14:14When does the show start and where can we see it?
14:16You can see it on the 2nd of May on my YouTube channel, YouAndMeNZ.
14:21And it'll also be on RNZ's platform in a few months' time.
14:25Well, the pleasure's been all ours.
14:26Susie Cato.
14:31Say hi to Steve.
14:36Standing.
14:37Oh, yeah.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:43Oh, that is fantastic.
14:45And congratulations.
14:47Who yelled it out?
14:48It was you, Rhys.
14:49Team 2.
14:50Give them a star.
14:51Well done.
14:53Wow.
14:54I have to say, one of our most popular guests who's ever.
14:57Right, coming up later, we have Aotearoa Music Award finalist Paige joining us for Slice
15:01of Seven.
15:02Stick around to see that, but after the break, it's TOG's time with Club Topakana here on
15:06Seven Days.
15:06See you soon.
15:20Oh, welcome back to Seven Days.
15:22Lovely to have you with us.
15:24And we'd like to celebrate the week of wild weather by shimmying across the sand, finding
15:28our way around the flotsam and jetsam to reach the embrace of the beach.
15:31It's Club Topakana.
15:32Play the steel drums.
15:37That was a cool thing I did.
15:38That's cool.
15:39That's cool.
15:40That's cool.
15:40That's cool.
15:41That's cool.
15:41That's cool.
15:41That's cool.
15:42That's cool.
15:42That's cool.
15:44Club Topakana, as you know, is brought to you by Dole Pineapples.
15:48Pineapples, chunks or pieces, whole or sliced, any which way, damn napples be nice.
15:54And inside this poetic fruit lies some news stories that drew my attention.
15:57It'll be the team's task to tell us more about each of them.
16:01All right, until I am satiated, what have we got on the menu this week?
16:04Let's start with this.
16:05Robots in China just beat the world record for running a half marathon.
16:08You may have seen that.
16:09The Ukrainian army reportedly adding 25,000 robots to its front line.
16:14Safe to say robots are taking our jobs, but I think we need to fight back, which is why
16:18I'd like to see some examples of humans doing robots jobs.
16:29Wake up, wake up!
16:30It's time to start your miserable life!
16:39Wait, so you want me to walk around, suck up dust and toenails, and you're going to pay
16:44me for that.
16:53Alive! Alive! Alive! Alive! Alive! Alive! Alive! Dead!
17:08Hello. Oh, yes, you'd like $20? Just put your card here.
17:13Put your PIN number here.
17:25Here's the $20.
17:28Can I get a receipt?
17:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:50Right, so you just want me to sit on the chair and vibrate.
17:56OK.
18:01LAUGHTER
18:12But then now do they get to sit on you? Is that...?
18:15Yeah, I don't want to make it gross, but yeah, I'm a vibrator.
18:18LAUGHTER
18:18It's a real shameful walk-off.
18:20All right.
18:22OK, here we go, down to Christchurch.
18:24Takaha Christchurch's new One New Zealand Stadium
18:27has its official opening this weekend.
18:28All Super Rugby games have been played there.
18:31683 mil it cost.
18:32I didn't get an invite, but I would love to see some scenes
18:35from a Christchurch Stadium corporate box, please.
18:41Um, they say I'm the first Samoan up here.
18:45LAUGHTER
18:48I'm the head of security.
18:54Ciao, do you look at that?
18:56That's the first Samoan in the corporate box.
19:01LAUGHTER
19:18I'll have the shrimp, please.
19:19LAUGHTER
19:19I'll have the shrimp, please.
19:30LAUGHTER
19:42What?
19:43Oh, we can't go on the field any more.
19:46No, yeah, well, yeah, could I get a drink
19:48and, um, 50 kg of oats for the horse, please?
19:53LAUGHTER
20:01Ritchie!
20:04I shot Ritchie McCaw!
20:07Sorry!
20:08He's as big as a horse, I'm so sorry!
20:15Uh, yes, we just book out the suite
20:19on an event-by-event basis, really.
20:20Once you've kind of got 20 people in here,
20:22it works out to be just as, uh, cheap as tickets.
20:25Uh, catering's pretty good.
20:26Drinks are included.
20:26They've got a different catering pick.
20:27What do I do?
20:28Uh, so I just, I...
20:30It's a bit boring.
20:30I work under the CFO,
20:31so I'm kind of managing logistics mainly,
20:33trying to stabilise, uh, the prices
20:36that were for our incoming product,
20:37particularly with the tariffs and the Hormuz.
20:39Don't even get me started on that.
20:40That's been an absolute number.
20:41But, you know, it works stable.
20:42It works pretty good, pretty interesting.
20:44Ch-ch-ch-ch.
20:45LAUGHTER
20:49You shot Dan Carter.
20:50All righty, moving on.
20:55Here's our next story from my dull pineapple.
20:58Uh, this week police arrested a man
21:00who'd stolen $34,000 worth of Lego from box sets.
21:04Uh, he'd done that by replacing it with dried pasta.
21:07Ingenious, but I'm pretty sure any crime involving pasta
21:09gets you locked up in a prison in Italy.
21:12So, uh, give me some examples of things overheard
21:14in an Italian prison.
21:19Luigi, why are you trying to dig out
21:22when we can just jump down the toilet
21:24and go down the pipes?
21:26Yoo-hoo!
21:27LAUGHTER
21:29Really good.
21:32Oh, mamma mia!
21:34I've been shanked!
21:36LAUGHTER
21:38Just checking, you can still do the Italian accent, right?
21:45I don't know.
21:47I shanked a woman, but my shank was al dente.
21:50LAUGHTER
21:57OK.
21:58If we are going to get out,
22:00we're going to have to get past the guards.
22:03LAUGHTER
22:03We don't want to have to resort to violence.
22:08LAUGHTER
22:15Get busy living, or get busy dying.
22:19Those are the words told to me by my friend,
22:23Andolini Ferrari Barista Napoletano Paparazzi Gelato de Fred.
22:28LAUGHTER
22:30Very good, Tomo.
22:31My name's Morgan Freeman.
22:33LAUGHTER
22:33We got that.
22:36What am I in for?
22:38Serving a red wine with seafood?
22:40LAUGHTER
22:41And I'm in with the pedos.
22:44LAUGHTER
22:45LAUGHTER
22:47LAUGHTER
22:50It was going so well.
22:53LAUGHTER
22:53Alright, unbelievable.
22:54Word is in that the garbage patch is spread to our own Topicana beach.
22:58Before you get barnacles on your dinghy,
22:59you'd better get out of the water and head back to the desks.
23:02Play the steel drums.
23:04APPLAUSE
23:14Ah, very good round of Topicana.
23:15Enjoyed that.
23:16Team one, you can have 32 points.
23:18That's the age of Harry Styles,
23:20rumoured to be engaged to his girlfriend Zoe Kravitz
23:22after she was seen wearing a huge diamond ring in public.
23:26Yes.
23:27Disappointing.
23:28I would have married either of them.
23:29Team two.
23:30120.
23:30That's the number of shows in the 2026 New Zealand
23:33International Comedy Festival.
23:34Kicks off in a week.
23:35Features many of your seven days favourites,
23:37including some here tonight.
23:38Tickets are at comedyfestival.co.nz.
23:41Congrats.
23:42The star goes to team two.
23:44APPLAUSE
23:48Alright.
23:49Team one, I've got your burger fuel brain grill,
23:52fresh out of 1990 for you now.
23:54Tell me what's happening here.
23:56And we want...
23:57We want this guy here to...
23:59Yeah, we want this guy here.
24:01Spread out, boys.
24:02Spreading out.
24:03Spread out.
24:03Here we go.
24:03Come on, Hawksby.
24:05Hands come down.
24:07Slapping, slapping.
24:08Slapping, slapping.
24:09Hands reach up one above the other.
24:12Fierce warriors poke-out guns.
24:14Poke-out guns.
24:18Oh, Lord.
24:19Ooh.
24:21Joke about that, yeah.
24:22Is this what they were doing at the National Party caucus on Tuesday?
24:26I know exactly what this is.
24:28This is a pakeha-haka.
24:31Yeah, that was from Telethon 1990.
24:35Sir Howard Morrison leading a hucker comprised of John Farnham.
24:39Amazing.
24:39Paul Holmes.
24:40John Hawksby.
24:41And the one on the end with the headpiece.
24:44Director of Seven Days sitting in the control room right behind me right now,
24:47Nigel Carpenter.
24:49Really good.
24:51The event raised $4.3 million, mainly from people paying to make them stop.
24:58All right, I feel a break coming on, so let's not promise to watch the ads,
25:01then enjoy Paige singing for us all in Slicer 7 next.
25:04See you soon, Seven Days.
25:16Welcome back to Seven Days.
25:18I see you've slipped into your dancing shoes.
25:21Good move, because we have a Kiwi songbird in the studio to serenade us
25:24with a couple of tunes that we've made her change the words to
25:27so our comedians can guess what news story they are about.
25:30Her song, Twenties, has just been named a finalist for Single of the Year
25:33in the 2026 Aotearoa Music Awards.
25:36Please welcome Paige.
25:41Your job, team, is to figure out what news stories we've got Paige to sing about.
25:45Team one, are you ready?
25:47In your own time, Paige.
25:55I can almost see it, the blood and screaming when a reptile bites a boat with Lisa Carrington.
26:07And it's so strong.
26:10You gotta go fast.
26:14You'll get eaten if you're last.
26:20Got crocodiles at the Briz Olympics.
26:24The rowers gotta whack him with their oars.
26:27They never want to see a gator later.
26:30Gold medal stuck inside their chores.
26:33Steve Irwin wears he when you need him.
26:37Oh no, the Coxless Fours have died.
26:52Oh my god.
26:54So good.
26:55Wow.
26:56Yeah.
26:57Wow.
26:57Amazing.
26:58I heard a bunch of stuff about Australia.
26:59Crocodiles.
26:59Steve Irwin.
27:00There was Lisa Carrington, who is a weapon.
27:04There's a rowing crocodile story from the Australians.
27:10I don't know when the Olympics are, but I think they're gonna row with crocodiles.
27:16Yeah, sort of, team one.
27:17I'll give it to you.
27:18Organisers are still committed to holding the rowing events for the 2032 Brisbane Olympics
27:23on the Fitzroy River, despite it being a known crocodile habitat.
27:28I guess it could make for a seamless transition from being an Olympian to a Paralympian.
27:31You know.
27:37Wait, wait.
27:37So like they're rowing and there's crocodiles chasing them.
27:41I would be, I feel like this is my chance to get into the Olympics.
27:45I would row so fast.
27:48And you'd be staring at them the whole time.
27:51Yeah.
27:51You gotta watch out because they might bite your cocks off.
27:53Yeah.
27:55That's a boat term, right?
27:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:57That's a cocksis.
27:57Oh, yeah.
27:58To be honest, like crocodile versus Lisa Carrington, I'm backing Carrington.
28:02Yeah.
28:03Have you seen her?
28:04She is jacked.
28:05Oh, yeah.
28:05They rip it in half.
28:07But she's, at least she's kayaking so she's going forward.
28:10So she'd see them.
28:11Whereas in rowing, you know what you're rowing.
28:13They just go down the throat.
28:16It's meals on wheels.
28:20I love the idea of injecting a little bit of animal danger into sort of any Olympic sport.
28:25I've often watched the bobsledding and thought, chuck a hippo down there.
28:29A hundred metres break?
28:30Well, just like, hippos famously don't like the cold and don't know how to apply brakes
28:35in ice.
28:36So I think they'd get really angry.
28:38Oh, rhythmic gymnastics with a snake?
28:40Oh, yeah.
28:41Yeah.
28:42Yeah.
28:42Oh, yeah.
28:44I would like to see you swimming with a shark in the pool.
28:48Just get some world record times.
28:49Yeah.
28:49I thought like Javelin could be made a lot more interesting without animals, but just
28:54both teams going at the same time at each other.
28:57So it's kind of like Javelin dodgeball hybrid.
28:59Yeah.
29:00I think it's like Pokemon.
29:01Is Pokemon where you throw a spear into another human being?
29:06No, that's Pokeman.
29:11Oh, wow.
29:12Really good.
29:13Team two, are you ready for a song from Paige?
29:15Yeah.
29:16It's about a news story.
29:17Try and guess which one.
29:18Yours.
29:18All yours, Paige.
29:23Stopped in and stared at the fridge in my dairy.
29:28Reached for a drink.
29:31It was real scary.
29:33The bottle was transparent like a naked ghost.
29:38Wanna keep it looking like the colour of toast.
29:45Yuck.
29:46Gross.
29:47Gotta bring back the brown.
29:50Sad.
29:51Times.
29:53In Waikato town.
29:55Statues changing.
29:57Now I'm worried about old Hakune.
30:03More kiwi than.
30:05Agenda strapped in.
30:07All the old LMPs are getting the can.
30:12Old bottles in.
30:15Old bottles in.
30:15The recycling bin.
30:18Stop the coke company.
30:21It looks like.
30:24Piss.
30:30Oh, wow.
30:32Awesome.
30:33So good.
30:34So good.
30:35So good.
30:35Well, first of all, Jeremy, you know how annoying I find it when you invite actually talented
30:38people on the show.
30:40Makes this look bad.
30:41Uh, what do you reckon guys?
30:44Um, LMP has changed.
30:47It's changing.
30:48It's changing.
30:48It's changing.
30:48The bottle, the bottle.
30:49I thought you knew this.
30:51Why would you think I know this?
30:53Okay, no.
30:54So LMP changing the bottle colour to clear for recycling purposes.
30:59Okay, and why did you think I would be up to date on fizzy drink news?
31:02You have an aura.
31:06Yeah, I did know this.
31:14Yes, upset a lot of fans of kiwi fizzy drinks, LMP have changed the design of their brown
31:18bottles to translucent ones.
31:20They've even updated the iconic LMP bottle statue in Pyro.
31:24It's...
31:25I don't know how it is.
31:26Even LMP's gone work, hasn't it?
31:28What's it called now?
31:29LMPTQIA plus?
31:30I don't know.
31:32What does it stop?
31:34Where does it stop?
31:35I mean, even when you...
31:36Look at it.
31:36Yeah.
31:37Paige is right.
31:38It does look like...
31:39His.
31:40Yeah.
31:41If they wanted to make a kiwi, they should have painted it blue and maybe put Tina from
31:45Turner's on there.
31:46Oh!
31:48Oh!
31:50Do you know her?
31:51Huh?
31:51Do you know her?
31:52No, but I heard she's amazing.
31:56Tell us your bubbles!
32:00That is a coincidence, isn't it?
32:03What's that?
32:05Where the f*** is this going?
32:08Go on, Poirot.
32:10No.
32:10At the same time as the movie about Michael Jackson is coming out...
32:17We're making a brown bottle less brown!
32:20Michael Jackson, of course, famous for making himself more clear to make himself more recyclable.
32:27I think he's famous for touching smaller bottles, I think.
32:33Get away from the cans, Michael!
32:36Maybe we've fallen into their trap.
32:38Maybe you're right.
32:38It's a marketing stunt and they've made it onto the show.
32:41Damn it!
32:42Good luck, Corbs.
32:43We're not all talking about their product.
32:45L&P, which is delicious, by the way.
32:47I love it.
32:48I love it.
32:49It's a great summer drink, even though it's getting close to winter.
32:52But what flavour is it?
32:54I mean, it's lemon and Pairo.
32:56But what flavour is it?
32:57What flavour is Pairo?
32:59I don't know.
32:59I think the yellow is for the lemon and the brown is from the dairy effluent that flows into the
33:04river.
33:07I don't know, but it doesn't matter because it tastes so good.
33:09And it makes me feel great.
33:12You can relax, Tomo.
33:15And you can hear the proper version of Paige's hit song, Twenties, which was the song she played for Team
33:19Two.
33:20It's all over the place.
33:21Instant classic.
33:22So find her on the socials.
33:23Please give it up one more time for Paige.
33:25Amazing, amazing.
33:26So good.
33:27Sound amazing.
33:28So good.
33:30For points for Slice, Team One, you're going to have 144.
33:34That's the number of pages in a new book written by our warm-up guy, Sam Smith.
33:38Yes.
33:39Wow.
33:41It's a lovely graphic novel called The Curse of the Carnivorous Cactuses for five to ten-year-olds.
33:48Team Two, I was going to say 20, which is how many dollars Sam paid me to say that.
33:52But I've got a better one because it's got a great video.
33:54So you get two points.
33:56That's the number of seconds a Delaware man won the Delaware marathon by
34:00after pipping another runner celebrating a little too early at the finish line.
34:04Have a look.
34:05No.
34:06Yeah!
34:07Yeah!
34:14Ah!
34:17Ah!
34:17Ah!
34:22I love what that means.
34:23Team One gets a star!
34:28Alright, after the break, we've got a game of history to test your nostalgic knowledge.
34:31See you back here on Seven Days.
34:33Cheers.
34:46Nomae.
34:47Hukimae.
34:47Welcome back to Seven Days.
34:49Ah!
34:49Do you remember the past?
34:50Me too.
34:51Good times.
34:52And I thought I'd bring back those good times with a game of history here on Seven Days.
34:56Teams, take a look at your screens and see what people from the past are joining us in studio tonight.
35:02bizarre clark and vanessa kelly through their dance group deep obsessions seem to be making
35:07some serious inroads into overseas markets they've had solid chart success here and on the strength
35:14of that universal records have poured half a million dollars into their international assault
35:45yeah give it up for deep obsession great singles there as the kiwi pop duo stormed the charts in 99
35:53three consecutive number one hits are the only kiwi group to ever do so and joining us in studio
35:58we have vanessa kelly from deep obsession uh joining vanessa we have a self-described raver and
36:05buddhist uh a person addicted to african wildlife adventures and an ultra marathon runners so they
36:12are the people up there you need to identify vanessa of course team one you can begin they they can't
36:17answer questions okay they can perform actions oh okay um this might sound weird um can i make these
36:24women dance for me you can thank you jeremy thank you jeremy okay okay okay just a quick just just
36:30quickly just because it's a raver and a buddhist right okay really cool great cool thank you
36:44thank you thank you thank you and your findings professor well i'd have to go on another date
36:53that was the most uncomfortable i think i think i think there was a little bit more pep in number
36:59fours um dancing yes yes a little bit more right for the maybe for the raver okay i've got another
37:04test for the wildlife adventurer okay okay
37:16no nothing all right what do you got for me okay right okay we've got a pick we've got a
37:20pick um
37:21okay so what do we what do we have so far we got number four we're thinking ultra runner
37:24ultra runner well number one what what wildlife wildlife yeah yeah yeah yeah number two are we
37:30saying we had a bit of sort of synergy when we were dancing yeah yeah so she's the raver buddhist
37:35number two and then number three is our pop star team one thinks uh uh number three is vanessa from
37:41uh deep obsession back in the 90s team two your turn now okay i feel like um four lived a
37:47life and
37:48now wants to settle down oh that's who i think could be the pop star of nothing else but that
37:54i want to know what what else you'll i feel like you're one of those women that senses i'd like
38:00to know i think you should do the guessing yeah absolutely you all are like teachers
38:07do you want me do you want me to give you the the the category and you give me what
38:10number it is
38:10yeah let's go okay uh addicted to african wildlife adventures i would say number one okay ultra marathon
38:17runner i want to say two nice two ultra marathon raver and buddhist i want to say three so you
38:25think
38:25vanessa kelly from deep obsession is number four team one thanks vanessa kelly is number three team
38:31two thanks vanessa kelly from deep obsession is number four can i ask vanessa kelly from deep
38:36obsession to step forward please
38:46oh vanessa thank you for joining us i was in my radio career when you guys were having your
38:51hits it was an amazing time yeah it was do you remember any of those dance moves that bring
38:56out bring back a few memories yeah i don't know if some of them i probably could could work on
39:00but
39:00i'm not sure some are a bit painful now who would be who would be your favorite person you perform
39:04with because there's some pretty big names there gosh um macy gray she was amazing actually i have
39:11to say s club seven were a lovely group of people so really lovely kids didn't you do like a
39:15party for
39:16robbie williams or something yes yeah yeah management crew so that was really fun yeah 500
39:21grand half a million dollars what'd you do with it we didn't do anything with it you didn't i think
39:27everyone had a really good time on us but i went into i know i know it sounds it sounds
39:32harsh but
39:33yeah i mean it was a different industry too put it this way we had a lot of traveling which
39:37was
39:37amazing great experiences and very different industry now for sure so yeah put out the memoirs
39:43i know yeah there's a lot there's a lot of stories definitely clarification because people
39:49sort of probably assume that it's manufactured but you wrote all your own songs we did yeah
39:54vanessa can i tell you a secret yeah um i actually knew who you were because i used to work
39:59in the
39:59warehouse uh music department of the warehouse timidoo and i sold 500 000 copies of your cd
40:06and so i saw your place quite a lot fantastic you didn't you didn't say that before did you
40:14no that's why i said i'm going to tell you a secret
40:18i actually was present as a 20-something year old on um the shooting of one of your video clips
40:24you look very familiar actually yeah yeah i feel so cold um video clip where you guys were in the
40:29in the crazy like hats and like and i think a friend of mine was like directing or something and
40:33i got to
40:34come come and watch that and i was like mesmerized because it was like whoa this is show business
40:38it was amazing oh fantastic sorry can we clear this round because you picked someone that all of team
40:44one well if you don't follow the news reese who's on next week my dad
40:53give it up for vanessa kelly from deep possession thank you vanessa we can go for you to team one
41:00uh let's see our raver and buddhist next could you step forward please raver and buddhist
41:04that is number two you're two for two team one addicted to african wildlife adventures
41:10that is number four struck out there an ultra marathon runner thank you very much
41:15give them all a round of applause keep the courts going for team one they cleaned up they get the
41:19start
41:20it is nearly time for a break but first you at home have your very own burger fuel brain
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41:31head
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41:36could win burger fuel for you and potentially others if you want to share that hundred dollar voucher
41:40you get stuck in we will take a break but don't go far because i'm chomping at the bit
41:44to get my dinger out for a classic game of beat the ding here on seven days next
42:01oh kia ora welcome back to the final of this epic episode of seven days where the game hangs in
42:07the
42:07balance only one round can lift the team to glory and bring the other crashing down in a burning heap
42:11and i'm talking of course about beat the ding or btt as everyone's calling it um i'm going to give
42:16each
42:16of our contestants a category of things to listen in a lot of time before i go to town on
42:20this shiny
42:21dinger success earns the team a star failure earns them shame and embarrassment and no star here we
42:27go uh pakaranga bakery has horse meat pies back on the menu josh you have 10 seconds to name eight
42:33types of bakery pie with a nay in between each one please go steak and mushroom uh mints
42:41no mints and cheese no apple no blueberry no three more
42:49custard
42:56sorry josh i couldn't give it to you anyway we do have a lot of feedback about blueberry pies we're
43:00going to find that in new zealand no one does a blueberry pie why did i get the horse meat
43:04category
43:04jeremy jeremy racism all right new york mayor zoran mamdami is still receiving royalties for his brief
43:12career as a rapper where he used the name young cardamon reese i'll give you 14 seconds to come up
43:18with five possible hip-hop names based on herbs or spices go uh old sage the bastard
43:26uh uh uh uh perry perry twice as nice um uh cumin my pants um
43:36um uh uh uh uh uh cardamon um um uh uh uh salt and pepper
43:45i'll give you a star well done well done well done love the panic in your voice
43:49oh yeah all right lani daniels has claimed her third world title becoming new zealand's most
43:53decorated boxer bubba you have 10 seconds to show us four boxing punches and name them go oh my god
44:01what i'm the mother
44:31wrote for this episode i'm sure it comes as no surprise to you the winner of this week's show
44:34is team two congratulations well done enjoy your garlic naan boogie boards memory to wait 30 minutes
44:44after eating it to go swimming thank you all at home for watching stay safe out there wellington
44:48everyone else please join me in thanking our wonderful panelists madeleine crumb josh
44:52reese bubba and brunley we'll see you in seven a's on seven a's thank you new zealand on air i
45:04know
45:05it's not an easy funding decision if you don't know how the funding rounds work basically we apply
45:09kind of end of the year that goes into a panelist who decides whether or not we deemed worthy for
45:14any
45:14of the money that's coming through uh that gets pulled down to a smaller funnel uh in which case we
45:19have to then compete against other shows maybe
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