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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:38The VA has 16 million killed people in his office.
00:00:38I have 12 miles per hours.
00:00:38Yes.
00:00:45Tom.
00:00:47Do you have one or two?
00:00:55Jesus.
00:00:55Jesus.
00:00:57Jesus.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i on the spectrum what's my score well uh according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and
00:01:45zero empathy you know uh actually uh according to this test as far as quantifiable attributes
00:01:53associated with what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person
00:01:58what suck my dick i'm empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not
00:02:04communicating it properly okay in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm
00:02:11fucking exceptional well from a medical perspective the two are not mutually exclusive
00:02:16no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay i am an apex predator i eat empathy for
00:02:25breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary yeah well you work with kids what's up with
00:02:30that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be
00:02:38destabilized all right fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires
00:02:52they're not far from napa duncan
00:02:57die die die die die die
00:03:02taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51sake and i
00:03:52am invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's this oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry that your clients might be like unstable
00:04:17maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve
00:04:30financial prosperity
00:04:31i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 864
00:04:42oh no are you okay yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school
00:04:50and so much damn it every time npr plays someone's music they're dead
00:04:54i'm sorry dad loves him too so
00:04:58i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:23carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge
00:05:36might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven
00:05:51by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mount rush work carl tell you that but you're not stone you are
00:06:04flesh and i bet i bet you're not done not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope
00:06:21um f a h dash fa.com yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't matter
00:06:31my latest enterprise
00:06:33hypernosis i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:42cupertino wants us yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50so i'm not talking out of school but i i think it's a big mistake taking the deal
00:06:55i mean you know what it's like they're golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i could
00:07:02find a private placement investor someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are i mean so i gotta ask like how about us and maybe hypernosis is how you
00:07:17get back in the game double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could
00:07:23really make something oh my god
00:08:07zero day
00:08:09since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts
00:08:17talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my
00:08:44work crossed too it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy
00:08:52he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't
00:08:57because she's not supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault
00:09:03some people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes we will
00:09:19work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of
00:09:38course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open
00:09:44yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they
00:09:48they they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy dung beetle i have
00:09:55no
00:09:55idea what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not
00:10:01a dung
00:10:01beetle he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:25move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes ointment of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin
00:10:40rodents hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's
00:10:55the sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be down this week so yeah and we we've been
00:11:00working
00:11:01with uh your cto harper turns out you're gynoden gizmo i have gynoden same tech right can be used to
00:11:10identify bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming
00:11:19here to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i would
00:11:27love
00:11:27to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow
00:11:39but thank you there are workarounds yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you i'm telling you like a half up front to pay you to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay
00:11:54the engineers we're going to need to hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe we shouldn't
00:11:59simplify the data how fast oh fast yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank
00:12:06you thank you mother yeah you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy
00:12:13hair girl with a weird curve in her back that's the only willing partner right okay wow oh yeah
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking
00:12:28barbecue
00:12:31okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole
00:12:39hawk we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your yeah sure hypergnosis is soliciting a
00:12:49government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great meeting guys
00:13:05it's throwing the party right i'll be on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:11let's get on the phone now okay get on the phone now okay get on the phone now okay get
00:13:27on the phone
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:47mom
00:13:49see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson
00:14:02naked people and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay
00:14:11why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled we can't call the mother of every child who isn't
00:14:17a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for ninety thousand dollars a year on
00:14:23scholarship at the very least keep track of him i'm sorry but when orson got home from school and
00:14:29you asked how his day was helped him with his homework okay who are you i'm the one who had
00:14:34to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident i well that that was an
00:14:39emergency i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis i know it sounds harsh but until we
00:14:48get his
00:14:48eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him he's not our responsibility he's yours you know what it's
00:14:55fine we will reach out to his baltimore school first thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll
00:15:01him when we're on it we're on it okay we're on it and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i i gotta
00:15:19oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in no i can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scarves that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires are bearing down in napa i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink
00:15:48fire retardant at a cost of course can you say retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house it's a house we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah i think so remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do linus poe and one of them he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh didn't even ask me what happened you got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why sure they had a reason
00:17:10what's going on
00:17:12NOTHING!
00:17:28Oh, good-bye. Good-bye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I... you... so... you just... you poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I... sorry. Let me... let me just get... get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please. Just... just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it. I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow! This house!
00:18:20What? I... I can't talk. I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider. I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I... I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up. Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is... sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:43But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money. Go. Enjoy your life. I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball. Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever. I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm alright, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man. You're the man.
00:19:39You're the man.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk, yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:46Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57I can try.
00:19:58I can try.
00:19:59Oh, God, assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:15Are you laughing?
00:20:16No, no.
00:20:27I'm an injury on my phone.
00:20:30You need a sickle.
00:20:31No, no.
00:20:31No, no, no.
00:20:32No, no.
00:20:32No, no, no.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:05There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color above the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:21:59You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:02Helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's gonna want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41What?
00:22:41Tell them the-tell them the-the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55Uh...
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music is the sex file like?
00:23:01Do we can-
00:23:01What?
00:23:02You know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes-hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually-
00:23:07You know.
00:23:08Uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Y-yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah, let me shoot you, man.
00:23:26You have to be-
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They-they do our social media stuff, and-
00:23:38You know, it's a-it's-it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I-you know, bigger-
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her-
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:52Spookle?
00:23:53I-
00:23:53God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to-
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is o-
00:24:05Do not take photos!
00:24:07Party's fuckin' done!
00:24:11Party's fuckin' done!
00:24:20Big blind!
00:24:28Needed to lock in Sekva Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black site.
00:24:33And waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Barry, can you show Nena out and tell our guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00What's Lily?
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were gonna be here.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15It's such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk assigning, Einstein?
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:59I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:39It's...
00:27:39Learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him.
00:27:43About war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:14It's all about the questions of your life.
00:28:16Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a friend.
00:28:19Just talking to your dad.
00:28:21Do you wanna sit down?
00:28:29I'm just...
00:28:30Not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:40Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:51But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:01Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest, you look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:27It's...
00:29:31It's...
00:29:31It's...
00:29:33It's...
00:29:33It's...
00:29:33It's...
00:29:33It's...
00:29:34It's...
00:29:34It's...
00:29:35It's...
00:29:35It's...
00:29:36Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm...
00:29:41Just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit. That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With...
00:30:04Great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:10No.
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:26My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka, have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36The first...
00:30:38Real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:46Please.
00:30:47People are spinning.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50No!
00:30:50No!
00:30:54No!
00:30:57No!
00:31:00No!
00:31:02No!
00:31:04No!
00:31:06No!
00:31:06No!
00:31:09No!
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping but all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:42i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:33i've been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of cupertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:48exactly
00:32:51like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time we saw tech
00:33:03help
00:33:04i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:15truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves please absolutely blew it on climate
00:33:42data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better provably no we can have q-tips at our door
00:33:53in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams you know uh xander is he's my thing no i martin i know
00:34:36you're the creator and it could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and in june of this year when in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on the
00:34:54toddler's chew toy
00:34:57you remember
00:35:04no i do
00:35:30no
00:35:32no
00:35:33no
00:35:33no
00:35:34no
00:35:36Duncan the house is gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53we'll build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have one what's gone so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some prune danish is that are you being okay are you being serious yes yes yes i am
00:36:28very serious it wasn't at the house despite our arrangement it's just your idea by the way i
00:36:36wouldn't do that where was it i told you i told you the mud bath oh like a pig right
00:36:41great great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured you are disgusting oh and just so you know mud is
00:36:49antimicrobial
00:36:57that house was ours it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:07i heard the news i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:19oh
00:37:24cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:39headphones
00:37:40lilly
00:37:41lilly since everyone wins with headphones you love his music this was our first concert what is
00:37:49wrong with you seriously he's a sad cowboy goth
00:37:53shit he's sad
00:37:55what there was a spider
00:38:03get up
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip okay might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something like what i don't know um something that i know that i maybe you
00:38:38don't know i don't know i know oh sweetie oh i'll plug my ears
00:38:44oh yeah
00:38:45yeah here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech not lab tech
00:38:55okay so where the lab just a couple more and we're done first pavilion east one building over you better
00:39:02get it there they go to lunch at 12 past that we'll have to collect another one oh yeah and
00:39:06you know he had a lot of
00:39:07trouble getting a lot of trouble getting a lot of trouble getting the
00:39:10okay well i will uh take the sample
00:39:13i um oh just call me okay if you're feeling
00:39:18uh oh right here have mine
00:39:21just
00:39:22call me if you're feeling i'll have your phone
00:39:25right okay um well i'll be right back so just
00:39:28watch a show or something don't buy anything i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:05what
00:40:05what
00:40:11ten
00:40:11nine
00:40:13eight
00:40:15eight
00:40:15seven
00:40:17six
00:40:19six
00:40:20six
00:40:21six
00:40:21six
00:40:22six
00:40:34six
00:40:35six
00:40:39six
00:40:41hey
00:40:42hey
00:40:46where's the
00:40:46three
00:40:47two
00:41:07please
00:41:07We don't take samples during lunch.
00:41:09Oh, my God. Please.
00:41:11Please, I got lost.
00:41:13Please. Please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you.
00:41:22You're going to tell someone.
00:41:23Then I got to do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, you went to school to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I really get it.
00:41:35But you can help me.
00:41:38A person.
00:41:40And it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:01Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:42:07You don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's nasty out there.
00:42:16Yes.
00:42:16Yes.
00:42:18And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:16Peter.
00:43:18Jesus, Jojo.
00:43:19It shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I lost a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he wasn't human.
00:43:30But I'm still miserable.
00:43:33Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:45A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:50Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not.
00:43:59Even.
00:44:00You.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02Did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her!
00:44:09Arrivederci douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:02Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:11What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:20How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:25Oh, shit.
00:45:32Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah?
00:45:55Yeah?
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:09That, that's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I, yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit?
00:46:56Sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:43I, his name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And, and if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I, I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is
00:48:08not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are, are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You, you, you seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy, Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:51Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16My God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor, patient, confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:16Stay tuned.
00:50:40God damn it, you're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:04Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee get us about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:14I crawled out.
00:51:19You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:22It's a Linus phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Bo to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million.
00:51:57And I thought this son of a bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bo came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs,
00:52:12and walked off stage, flashed me the bird,
00:52:15double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:28Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him,
00:52:54because he never, he never made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into
00:53:48my ear.
00:53:49We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:35Oh, my God!
00:54:39Ew!
00:54:40Ew!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph
00:54:59in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered we'll see, and the wind spoke his name through the
00:55:30teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:40And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling
00:57:02him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21Let go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible, and she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital, and it's, I think,
00:57:48a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypnosis, to being stabbed
00:58:20by him, because with a forward-facing data analytics outlet, and then eventually bagging
00:58:31him.
00:58:32And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in
00:58:41his sink.
00:58:48Spider could talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:58:55Play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:11I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:56Oh, my God!
00:59:59You
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