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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:03Ah!
00:01:04Oh, my God.
00:01:39Audio message to Jojo Therapy.
00:01:43Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
00:01:50I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
00:01:56Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
00:02:04Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
00:02:13Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
00:02:17Are you kidding?
00:02:20Obviously.
00:02:22It's Duncan.
00:02:25How are my ketones?
00:02:270.3 millimolar.
00:02:29I've got too many gojis in my slurry.
00:02:30I told you.
00:02:31I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
00:02:32What the hell?
00:02:33Where is my one by?
00:02:36Oh, um, I don't know.
00:02:37My one by.
00:02:42Where's Thelma?
00:02:44Where's Thelma?
00:02:45Thelma, Thelma.
00:02:46The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
00:02:48Yeah, remember?
00:02:49Where is it?
00:02:50I don't know where the cube is.
00:02:52Did you take my cube, Thelma?
00:02:54Listen, I'm not accusing you.
00:02:57I know it's cliché, but we were just talking about it.
00:03:00No, no, Thelma.
00:03:02Brain food only.
00:03:04Fish with the good Omega 3.
00:03:06The Atlantic Nova.
00:03:08Don't cry.
00:03:08Don't do that.
00:03:09It's okay, thank you.
00:03:10She's okay.
00:03:10She's fine.
00:03:11She's not fine.
00:03:13She's so cute.
00:03:14This is what you once said about you.
00:03:16You yelled it out.
00:03:17Nothing worse.
00:03:18Nothing worse?
00:03:19Really?
00:03:20Well, she fucked a great day.
00:03:28Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
00:03:34It's time to think endowment gifts.
00:03:37Stanford's not taking this one for free.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:41Ah, Adam.
00:03:48Hey, Duncan.
00:03:50Hey, Duncan.
00:03:51Oh, Jesus.
00:03:52Nana, you paparazzi, you know?
00:03:54Well, you weren't taking my calls.
00:03:55I can't find the stock app on this thing.
00:03:59Concerns about your price?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01Just doing fiduciary hygiene.
00:04:02Well, markets are closed today.
00:04:03It's Labor Day.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
00:04:06But, hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
00:04:09So, off the record, in the lockbox,
00:04:11any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
00:04:14Come on, man, you started this.
00:04:16Are talks still going ahead?
00:04:18What's happening?
00:04:18You know, after your last article came out,
00:04:20a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor.
00:04:23Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
00:04:26Hey, can we stop running, please?
00:04:29I understand an American diet.
00:04:32Duncan, please!
00:04:37Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
00:04:40Not from me, anyway.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:42And if you want anything else about me, from me,
00:04:46you're gonna need to stay in my deep throat, okay?
00:04:48No.
00:04:49You're in my deep throat.
00:04:50Any way you like it, Nana.
00:04:52Well, I...
00:04:58Audio message to Jojo Therapy?
00:05:01Hey.
00:05:02Um, just to say, you could hit me back.
00:05:04I'm anxious, okay?
00:05:06Man, anxious.
00:05:08Manxious.
00:05:11Manxious.
00:05:12I want a gun.
00:05:14Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
00:05:17They think they did.
00:05:19Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
00:05:22You caught a guy, not the guy.
00:05:24Are you hungry?
00:05:25Eat something.
00:05:26My child sleeps down there, okay?
00:05:28I mean, what if this guy's still out there lurking, waiting?
00:05:33You can eat more than that.
00:05:33See, this is why your tummy hates you.
00:05:36Looks like he tried to break the seal with this.
00:05:38That's my Pippin!
00:05:39This is...
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41This is an original Broadway cast recording.
00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Look at that.
00:05:47Trashed.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:48That's just...
00:05:48You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
00:05:51How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
00:05:54I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
00:05:57Okay, well, true Alvin, our landlord.
00:06:00We asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're gonna...
00:06:02He's done nothing.
00:06:03Okay, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, okay?
00:06:06No gun.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You may not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
00:06:27I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
00:06:38I don't.
00:06:38I mean, CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now, I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Whittingidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:25Like whining.
00:07:26But more horrible.
00:07:28Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:38But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:52That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again.
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08And sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11Amen, sister.
00:08:13Let's hurt them.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15But what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:21What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:24S-T-O-P.
00:08:25Stop.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26That thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop.
00:08:28T.
00:08:29Take a step back.
00:08:30O.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:30Can I?
00:08:30Forgive me.
00:08:31Can I just?
00:08:33The S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop.
00:08:38But the S of stop stands for stop?
00:08:41Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41That's, um...
00:08:43Oh, that's...
00:08:43No, that's right.
00:08:44S-stop.
00:08:45T.
00:08:45Take a step back.
00:08:46O.
00:08:47Observe.
00:08:48P.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Proceed.
00:08:49Uh-huh.
00:08:50Mindfully.
00:08:51It's just a little thing to remember for when that...
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, couldn't you people pretend to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:00I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20You did.
00:09:21The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Yeah, of stop.
00:09:24Of stop.
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I think I may fail.
00:09:34Because I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, uh, R is for, uh...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm going to say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm going to say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapist.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapist.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it.
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:58You breathe!
00:10:02But I've seen S.A.T. scores go up.
00:10:05Fifteen, twenty percent with the right fungal regime.
00:10:07But there's always side effects with fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest.
00:10:12All right.
00:10:12With the hitting and getting the right...
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon.
00:10:20No, I'm going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow.
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:31It's, like, worth a hundred IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe multicolor?
00:10:41Uh...
00:10:41Manifests?
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:44Individuality?
00:10:45Mm-hmm.
00:10:46No.
00:10:47I think she'd look like a blue-eyed piñata.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:01Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:04Um...
00:11:04All right.
00:11:05So, as I said, the full report promised, but...
00:11:09Okay, so, boiling it down to some salient headlines...
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:13Um, the nonverbal abstract processing, average, um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying
00:11:20diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:32Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Duncan?
00:11:36Remy?
00:11:36You remember Remy, our admissions consultant?
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:39Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit.
00:11:53Jamie.
00:11:54Whoa.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Ginger.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:07Just do that.
00:12:08I'll take you.
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:10No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the silicon sabants are in a little diversion in the neural, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in.
00:12:27Right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry.
00:12:44I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called the cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50And I was talking to her, and I just, oh, and...
00:12:53Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:13:00Uh, no.
00:13:03Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You do not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:24Come get me.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Can I...
00:13:26Listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:34A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:37Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:43Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's joining...
00:13:51Actually, uh...
00:13:52I keep meaning to get tested, but, um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What are you doing now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:10Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah, great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:25Yeah?
00:14:29Okay, so, microphones.
00:14:32Same as ed-bugs.
00:14:34You don't know where it's warm.
00:14:36For a bright, yeah.
00:14:38Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look, no shame.
00:14:43Look above it.
00:14:43Even your closet can be tiny places.
00:14:46For cameras as tiny as a grain of salt.
00:14:51And people, your art.
00:14:53Those paintings and that pattern hiding is really wicked, right?
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of Tsuna Bizaris.
00:15:04And...
00:15:04...that's not what I'm doing.
00:15:14Just Pei Chan Ho.
00:15:16Gina Ad San Ho.
00:15:19Just Pei Chan Ho.
00:15:21Gina Ad San Ho.
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah.
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes, like, I would call it...
00:16:19Yeah, good.
00:16:20That structure...
00:16:20I think you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe in, I guess.
00:16:57If you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04All right.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:50I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson.
00:18:32Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:36Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I, I, I, I, I...
00:19:50I, it's, it's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:55Hallumi?
00:19:56Uh, uh, our, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Hallumi, uh, wiener dog, uh, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That, that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There, there, there was that, um, that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't, why don't we just do the, the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:35Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:20We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24Uh, a buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back, so, can you run me to the, uh?
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:41Inept.
00:21:42But, you know, he, he couldn't, he couldn't look people in the eye, he couldn't, couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49So, I talked for him.
00:21:52I mean, I don't know.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication, you know, that kind of thing.
00:22:07And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34You're welcome.
00:22:34He gave, he gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Woo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm, I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I, I'm, I'm, I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill, you'll, you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up, up the, this.
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well.
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um, okay.
00:23:49What is she, uh, she wants, uh, she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:07A gun.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16Good morning.
00:24:17Good morning.
00:24:19Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're going to say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21This is embarrassing.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:54You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um, he tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted, and so he fell down
00:26:08to earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:30Yeah.
00:26:36Oh, yeah.
00:26:37Let's go.
00:26:38Let's go.
00:26:39Let's go.
00:26:39Let's go.
00:26:42Let's go.
00:26:42Hey.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:47Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so.
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:28:01I'm okay.
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:38Have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk.
00:28:47That's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate, um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine.
00:28:57That's fine.
00:28:57Follow me.
00:28:58Uh, we'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:00Um, wouldn't you?
00:29:02When you were insider trading off your patients, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients' most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence, according
00:29:13to the rules of Therapy International, I'm just curious.
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:24Well, no.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:28What?
00:29:29I don't know.
00:29:30Sure, yeah.
00:29:32Yeah!
00:30:07Yeah!
00:30:56Hello, can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello, hi, um, I've been hacked.
00:31:01I think.
00:31:01several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear.
00:31:05Have a seat.
00:31:08The sticky part is I'm a psychologist.
00:31:13But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home.
00:31:18The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone
00:31:22and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Uh, well, I need to emphasize
00:31:34that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients,
00:31:41I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
00:32:21Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:27Right.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity,
00:32:49like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up.
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clear image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:34:00That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no, did.
00:34:09No, did.
00:34:10Like, hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like, G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no, no, G.
00:34:14Oh, she's on the 280, and she's getting a hub.
00:34:15Oh, where is she?
00:34:16Wait, wait.
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um.
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no...
00:35:08The eye of no...
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:01That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are
00:36:05numbers, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:13Morons.
00:36:13Morons.
00:36:14Morons.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:51Wow.
00:37:52Great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, dude, like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31Called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong, Januszka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:45You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:28Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:58Ruff-ree!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters, what's unique about hypergnosis is-
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO.
00:40:28Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10We just need some specs for the, uh-
00:41:13We will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:41:34Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Right, right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to last.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Potting this thing?
00:42:53Just poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03You laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person now. I just need spots and raging hormones
00:43:10trophy for you Xander
00:43:12Thank you Martin
00:43:15Alexander trophies are dopamine shortcuts for those of us with dopamine he's making his own dopamine
00:43:20He's gonna be a genuine friend
00:43:22Listens and responds to teens. You're in a bubble. You have no idea what teens today are going through
00:43:29First turtle
00:43:32Right trophy for tests if you make it to school today without incident
00:44:00I
00:44:30I
00:45:21I
00:45:22Don't want to start
00:45:32He's not here. Okay, the muscles gone. He took the car just
00:45:37Joanne
00:45:42Let's up your arms
00:45:44Okay, Duncan you you have to stop breaking into my house like this is my first time okay?
00:45:52I I'm gonna call the police no no and I'm and I'm hi and I'm gonna call Nana marks
00:45:57You know the journalist she hounds me for tips all the time all I have to tell her is Nana
00:46:01Do I have a story for you shrink turns patient's trauma into trades who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here like that
00:46:09Let's go
00:46:22You think you think you think you know everything about me?
00:46:25You think you know everything about me?
00:46:51Well, you don't
00:46:52I
00:46:53I wanted my son
00:46:55It's just that that
00:46:57Ethan told me he promised that that he would look after him while I finished my degree and got myself
00:47:02into lifelong
00:47:03student loan debt at eight percent
00:47:05So and now I have a
00:47:08A 15 year old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat
00:47:11I got him after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court
00:47:15So you think you know everything
00:47:18Because you have information
00:47:20But information is not insight and of that Duncan you have none
00:47:29Please
00:47:33Please
00:47:36Don't
00:47:38Don't do this
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading
00:47:50Sorry
00:47:51Yeah
00:47:53Thank you
00:47:54You're so sorry
00:47:55But you can't unfuck that bell
00:47:58You committed a crime and I'm the natural consequence of that crime
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abadeli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo
00:48:09I my what what I
00:48:13How
00:48:13That memoir you're writing it's still on note docs
00:48:15It's like a demon shat you into my brain
00:48:19How many companies how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients
00:48:24That dot come on that's gotta burn
00:48:26It is jojo's turn
00:48:29Right all I need is just one of your clients someone
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with
00:48:38That's it
00:48:40And of course someone who's gonna
00:48:44Get me
00:48:56Carl Bardoff
00:48:59Carl Bardoff
00:49:01Isn't Bardoff's law?
00:49:02Bardoff?
00:49:02That
00:49:03That
00:49:03Carl Bardoff
00:49:09Oh wow nice
00:49:10Okay
00:49:11Okay
00:49:12Okay
00:49:13All right
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game
00:49:14You know what's his sweet spot
00:49:15His open sesame
00:49:16Come on
00:49:17Joanne
00:49:19I bet he likes it
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet
00:49:23And does he does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days
00:49:27Oh he's a glory hound
00:49:28Yeah, yeah
00:49:29I'm at his feet
00:49:30So he's at my feet
00:49:31Yeah
00:49:32Come on
00:49:34Oh come on
00:49:37Always
00:49:38Sometimes
00:49:39Rarely
00:49:40Never
00:49:46Sometimes
00:49:50Tell me more
00:49:57Come on
00:49:58Come on
00:49:58Come on
00:49:59Here we go
00:50:06Wow
00:50:07Everything okay?
00:50:13hey you all right gary um i have to
00:50:22tell you something
00:50:26so duncan park oh oh yeah yeah yeah yes um that's on me i'm so sorry about that i
00:50:37it was a slip it was just a slip i'm i'm sorry i apologized right away and um then i
00:50:46gave him a
00:50:48free neuropsych eval you you did what why that man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars
00:51:00and he he's the single most vile arrogant incurable okay i see you're still activated
00:51:05no no gary you have to listen to me okay can you just let me listen to me yeah please
00:51:11may i
00:51:15i get it i do sometimes we become resentful of our clients oh please tell me more
00:51:23professor felder who teach me and mentor me all right sarcasm aside i know a psychiatrist who
00:51:30was in a terrible car accident he barely survived broke his neck and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back to treat clients and i asked him how do you do this how do you sit
00:51:40there and
00:51:40listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through and the answer was suffering
00:51:46is suffering is suffering gary i was there when phil told you that story
00:51:57and he was no you no you're no you're wrong because phil was no you're mistaken about that
00:52:05but the point is that duncan park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere he's a human being rich poor
00:52:17it doesn't matter
00:52:22can we stop fighting now joanne
00:52:25i hate to fight with you yeah
00:52:33anyway here
00:52:38i know that you feel that you don't always get what you want
00:52:40that's not what i i didn't mean to it's okay if you did
00:52:44i heard you and i wish i could give you a better
00:52:52anyway here
00:52:59thank you
00:53:00you're welcome
00:53:01silly
00:53:05silly
00:53:20i think this is our new regular
00:53:33yeah i sort of prefer alpine but this is good
00:53:37this is good
00:53:40hey dad
00:53:42can't fire thelma
00:53:44she stole my cube jib jib
00:53:46and you've had so many nannies anyway
00:53:49nope
00:53:50this is thelma
00:53:51this is the one
00:53:52no
00:53:53what about the hot ones when you were young with the shorts
00:53:57that was thelma
00:53:58that was delma
00:54:00oh really okay
00:54:04how about this you don't tell mom about the milkshake
00:54:06and i won't
00:54:08i won't fire thelma okay
00:54:10deal
00:54:14and also
00:54:15i can get into stanford for real
00:54:17without cheating
00:54:19i don't need all the extra time
00:54:21and you and mom will have to get money
00:54:22okay
00:54:23okay
00:54:24it is daddy's money
00:54:26and sweetie
00:54:28cheating is doing it for real
00:54:29the only real cheating is when you cheat yourself
00:54:33cheaters never lose
00:54:34and losers
00:54:36they never cheat
00:54:39okay dad
00:54:58think about the sun
00:55:04think about her golden glass
00:55:10how she lights the world up well
00:55:14now it's your chance
00:55:17with the guardian of splendor
00:55:21inviting you to dance
00:55:25think about the sun
00:55:33think about your life
00:55:36and
00:55:37days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41think about the beauty
00:55:43in one perfect flame
00:55:47and the angels
00:55:49and the angels
00:55:50of the morning
00:55:51are falling out
00:55:53today
00:55:55if they
00:55:58think about the sun
00:56:02hard off is in my sights
00:56:04i feel like jane goodall
00:56:06about to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10did you kill anyone
00:56:11sander
00:56:12until we get his transcript
00:56:14he's not our responsibility
00:56:16duncan park
00:56:17hypernosis
00:56:19zero days since i've stabbed someone joanne
00:56:21do you hate me that much
00:56:24yes
00:56:24what happened to your face
00:56:26what happened to your face
00:56:32what's up
00:56:37i nearly socked loran when she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory
00:56:45that's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47never again
00:56:48bardolph goes to see joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52and he's upset at something
00:56:55i don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58to me some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06and she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09stop
00:57:10s stop t
00:57:11take a step back
00:57:12o observe
00:57:13p proceed
00:57:16mindfully
00:57:16it's just a a little thing to remember for when that
00:57:20the s of stops is for stop correct
00:57:21that was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25and she would joke about that
00:57:27i may start s is for start
00:57:29t uh throwing thing
00:58:00carl
00:58:29she wants a gun
00:58:32to watch
00:58:32i just have to say like working with sarah has been an absolute treat
00:58:36you know it's it's important like to show up every day
00:58:39to work and be inspired by the people around you to push harder and you know be better
00:58:44it was just a little insider trading but you can't unfuck that bell you committed a crime and i'm the
00:58:54natural consequence of that crime it is the moment when their characters wants and needs come to a collision point
00:59:03joanne seemingly gives in all i need is just one of your clients carl bardol
00:59:11carl bardol
00:59:11we know that carl bardol
00:59:13is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and worshiping at his feet she does not mention
00:59:20that to duncan that will play out in the next episode of the audacity
00:59:32you
00:59:37you
00:59:39you
00:59:46you
00:59:47you
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