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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:03Oh, God.
00:01:11Oh, God.
00:01:12Oh, God.
00:01:38audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages
00:01:47uh for the next session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously
00:02:22it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really i don't know she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:47hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are
00:04:08on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me
00:05:04back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay man anxious anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child
00:05:26sleeps down there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more
00:05:33than that see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this
00:05:38that's my pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow
00:05:45look at that trashed i'm sorry that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room
00:05:51how many times have i asked alvin to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry
00:05:55but what
00:05:56choice do we have but a gun okay well true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm
00:06:01as well
00:06:01and we're gonna he's done nothing okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living
00:06:08in a home with an instrument of death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell
00:06:23you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar
00:06:28of
00:06:29cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want
00:06:47a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture
00:06:54from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay
00:07:56carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no
00:08:03manners no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about
00:08:09hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that
00:08:18that we could use um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh
00:08:27s stop t take a step back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop
00:08:35is stop the acronym
00:08:37is stop but the s of stop stands for stop yeah yeah that's um oh that's no that's right um
00:08:44s stop t
00:08:45take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when
00:08:53that the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on
00:09:08that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i
00:09:13could stop i
00:09:14wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because
00:09:19i can't stop right you did stop is only the first step of stop of stop right stop now t
00:09:28okay take a
00:09:29step back yeah are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for
00:09:36start t uh
00:09:38throwing thing carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say
00:09:45i'm gonna say
00:09:46it retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things and retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen those at scores go up 15 20 percent with the right fungal regime but there's always
00:10:08side effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say
00:10:16she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try
00:10:27these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview
00:10:36yeah and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy
00:11:38will you tell him what you're thinking read the um endowments oh three or four million to the
00:11:43endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic
00:11:50generosity a bit shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being
00:11:56neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the
00:12:02test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that
00:12:08i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong
00:12:12with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among
00:12:17the
00:12:17silicon savants aren't a little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good
00:12:22at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right
00:12:27dr gary
00:12:28that's right that's a really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on
00:12:36the spectrum well why was she no what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's
00:12:46called
00:12:46the cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i was talking to you and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so
00:14:30for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03and
00:15:04and
00:15:04and
00:15:04and
00:15:05and
00:16:06I'm Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes, alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19Good.
00:16:20That's true.
00:16:20You wanna go?
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Block's all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no.
00:16:39I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe in, I guess.
00:16:57If you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Alright.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with like fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:12It's just one.
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson.
00:18:32Orson.
00:18:33Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:47Um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password, then I can
00:18:58change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It...
00:19:28It totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:46I...
00:19:52It's, it's Halloumi's birthday.
00:19:56Halloumi?
00:19:57Yeah, our, she was your dad's.
00:19:58Actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Halloumi.
00:20:01Wienerdog.
00:20:02We scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That, that trip.
00:20:06That we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There, there, there was that, um,
00:20:14that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:34Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa
00:21:26and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back.
00:21:36So, can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept.
00:21:42But, you know, he, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't, couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked...
00:21:51...for him.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:32Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He gave, he gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought hypergnosis.
00:22:51Whoo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm, I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I, I'm, I'm, I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19Uh, I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If, if you just go up the hill, you'll, you'll eventually get service.
00:23:25Okay?
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:26Wait up, up the, this.
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well.
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um.
00:23:48Okay, what.
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh, she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57Yes.
00:23:58A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Hi.
00:24:27Good morning, Belle.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Belle, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:55Hyro.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59They'll probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:14You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:18Speak up.
00:25:21It's embarrassing.
00:25:23Cheers.
00:25:24All right.
00:25:35Come here.
00:25:37Come here!
00:25:41Come here.
00:25:44It's easy!
00:25:46Hold up.
00:25:47Come here.
00:25:48Look.
00:25:48Come here.
00:25:49Hold up.
00:25:51Come here.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be. You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great. You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted,
00:26:07and so he fell down to Earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning, not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:20But, hey, you're flying. That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:38Hi.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Hi.
00:26:48Thanks so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:06This young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:55Hi.
00:27:57Hi.
00:27:57I'm already.
00:28:04Nice.
00:28:08Hi.
00:28:38Have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Bye, bye.
00:28:42Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk.
00:28:47That's, that's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate, um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine.
00:28:57That's fine.
00:28:57Follow me.
00:28:58Uh, we'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:00Um, when you were insider trading off your patients, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients, most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10given to you in strict confidence, according to the rules of Therapy International, I'm
00:29:16just curious.
00:29:22Oh my God.
00:29:24Oh my God.
00:30:09Oh my God.
00:30:09Oh my God.
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:06Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29The name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image? Harper, this, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40What's...
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems?
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new day, Ex-Landway.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project. What have we got to call it? Did you come
00:33:56up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no did.
00:34:09No did.
00:34:10Like...
00:34:10Hypnosis?
00:34:11Hypnosis, like...
00:34:11G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:16Wait.
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Odin.
00:35:09Eye of Odin.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:35:12Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:35:25Bye.
00:35:26Bye.
00:35:26Bye.
00:35:28Bye.
00:35:30Bye.
00:35:32Bye.
00:35:41The secret to success. Take something people already do for free and charge them for it. Now you've got a
00:35:49business. I'm the founder of Brainly. What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ. Come on. Come on. Work is life. That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your
00:36:04business where days are numbers, not names. No more Mondays. No more Sundays. Just pure flow. What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:23Morons.
00:37:16Now, my alpha myth, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in Iceland.
00:37:23Isolation. So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track our aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:52You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:57Um, yeah, no, the future.
00:39:01No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:04Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Right, right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to last.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:57Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:27Trophy for Tess.
00:44:34Trophy for Tess.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down, calm down, calm down, I just want to talk, I just want to talk, I just want to
00:45:29talk, no Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, he's not here, okay, the muscle's gone, he took the car, just, Joanne, lift
00:45:42up your arms.
00:45:44I, okay, Duncan, you, you have to stop breaking into my house like this, this is my first time, okay,
00:45:52I, I'm, I'm gonna call the police, no, no, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks, you
00:45:58know, the journalist, she hounds me for tips all the time, all I have to tell her is, Nana, do
00:46:01I have a story for you, shrink turns patient's trauma into trades, who wouldn't want to click that, come here,
00:46:08like that, let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me, well, you don't, firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation,
00:46:32I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured, you don't always wear panty house.
00:46:38Ugh, oh my god, and much more importantly, that, that thing about Orson's custody, you have no right to any
00:46:47of it, but since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that, that Ethan told me, he, he promised that, that he would look after him while I finished
00:47:01my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%, so, and now I have a, a 15
00:47:08-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him after he had a shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything, because you have information, but information is not insight, and of that, Duncan, you
00:47:26have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abadeli finger-banged you at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I, Mike.
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That, that, that memoir you're writing, it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone, someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That, that Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So, he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His, his open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he, does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on, you know?
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:26I, so, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:50You.
00:50:54You, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me?
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, you, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:46And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:16I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:24It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:51Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:28cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating
00:54:31is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:55:03Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian of splendor.
00:55:21Inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin,
00:55:28think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:36Pippin.
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty
00:55:44in one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning
00:55:51are falling out today.
00:55:55Give it.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:02Ardolph is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript,
00:56:14he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm
00:56:43at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:49Ardolph goes to see Joanne
00:56:50for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know
00:56:57what that is yet.
00:56:58To me,
00:56:59some of it's just
00:56:59old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees the younger people
00:57:05screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him
00:57:08a mnemonic,
00:57:09stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T,
00:57:12take a step back,
00:57:13O, observe,
00:57:14P, proceed,
00:57:16mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing
00:57:18to remember
00:57:19for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop
00:57:20is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed
00:57:23upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start,
00:57:28S is for start,
00:57:30T,
00:57:31uh,
00:57:31throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view
00:57:35of Bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into
00:57:40making stop
00:57:41the first step of stop
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T
00:57:50is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start
00:57:51throwing things
00:57:53and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne
00:58:00texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two,
00:58:07you have a real
00:58:08ratcheting up
00:58:09of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14they were gonna be partners
00:58:15and now she's not
00:58:16returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking
00:58:21into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all,
00:58:23it's probably my favorite scene
00:58:24in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27are duking it out
00:58:29in a way that's
00:58:30incredibly gratifying
00:58:32to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say,
00:58:33like, working with Sarah
00:58:34has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know,
00:58:37it's important, like,
00:58:38to show up every day
00:58:39to work and be inspired
00:58:40by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder
00:58:42and, you know,
00:58:43be better.
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45one of the little
00:58:48insider trading.
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime
00:58:53and I'm the natural
00:58:54consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment
00:58:56when their characters'
00:58:59wants and needs
00:59:00come to
00:59:01a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly
00:59:04gives in.
00:59:05All I need
00:59:06is just
00:59:06one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that
00:59:13Carl Bardolph
00:59:13is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want
00:59:16people talking to him
00:59:17and worshipping
00:59:18at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22in the next episode
00:59:23of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
00:59:26The Audacity.
00:59:35The Audacity.
00:59:39The Audacity.
00:59:42The Audacity.
00:59:44The Audacity.
00:59:45The Audacity.
00:59:46The Audacity.
00:59:46The Audacity.
00:59:46The Audacity.
00:59:47The Audacity.
00:59:47The Audacity.
00:59:48The Audacity.
00:59:49The Audacity.
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