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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh, my God, it's cold.
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What do you want me to start?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make her watch a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi, I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi, I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Bye, bye.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online game bird?
00:05:28You're a boy.
00:05:30Oh, get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Aw, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the hell queen goes into school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Jen is a new girl.
00:06:34Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow, Hailey.
00:07:27I think you, uh,
00:07:29used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence.
00:07:35So did you.
00:07:36Oh, no.
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her,
00:07:50I must have filled in the eyes, Jen.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today,
00:08:07and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is,
00:08:17is I want to be with you,
00:08:19and you want to be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:33um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:40Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18I won't.
00:10:19I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:36if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Hmm, funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend
00:10:46this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:53Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:55I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I am my type, but, you know,
00:11:00power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think
00:11:56the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:33Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:52Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:39Oh, my God!
00:13:43Oh, my God.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:50My school enemy is my ally, girlfriend?
00:13:54Get off of me!
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:01Oh my god!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:41She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom!
00:15:26Do, do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:14He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:36Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When? With?
00:16:43After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:41That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:50What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:53I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I am Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Help me.
00:19:23So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Guacamole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Guacamole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cool.
00:19:59We were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06I think you're gonna record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:19Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:58Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:02Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:04I just...
00:21:06I happen to see you.
00:21:08Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:11My boyfriend actually.
00:21:12Really?
00:21:15Well, he...
00:21:17He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:24Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:33Why that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:39Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:48How'd that online board communities make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:55He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:04I understand better than you think.
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11I didn't see...
00:22:14Now you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:28No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:35In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:45Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you a little slow on the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25No.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41It's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:48It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:56You live such a tough life.
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:16I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:24Nobody.
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, no, you can't.
00:24:29I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:35So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:05Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:23You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm all about curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So, are you going to prom?
00:25:58I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:03Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:12You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:20It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Make me trust when I do.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:11One day when you regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:22We know we're keeping our days.
00:27:34Don't even go to.
00:27:35You make me.
00:27:41Oh, damn.
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:17You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:19What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Hey, Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:27Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06He's using a real car accident.
00:29:08And according to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:29:10I can't take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh shit.
00:29:19What's up, Gus?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:30Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite.
00:29:36Right.
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro.
00:30:00And knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:24I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:50Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Hey, can we not?
00:32:25Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here distracting me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:40What?
00:32:42Oh my God.
00:32:50Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:18New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot.
00:33:44And we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:49How romantic.
00:33:50I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're gonna regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:33:59Oh, here they come.
00:34:00If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's going to ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:19I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:22See you.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27I don't think I'll stay with you.
00:34:29Haley?
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:37Oh!
00:34:39Geez!
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:56I do care.
00:34:59Here we are.
00:35:09Let's go.
00:35:16You don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because...
00:35:28I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just...
00:35:38Just tell me I'm gonna apologize.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:10I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:25Except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:38the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was...
00:36:44so...
00:36:44sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:03Oh!
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Look up!
00:37:05Oh, shit!
00:37:07Oh, shit!
00:37:08Come on!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:19Oh, my God!
00:37:19Oh, my God!
00:37:20Oh, fuck!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:23Guys!
00:37:24Stop it!
00:37:24Stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:32I've gotta save Cole...
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:34I've gotta save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:41Oh, my God!
00:37:42Principal Stevens!
00:37:43I'm so sorry!
00:37:45Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:48After school, don't be late.
00:38:05Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:08I'm gonna keep you company.
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:17Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:24No.
00:38:26He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you,
00:38:34makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:39I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:52Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:07Oh, my God. I am so fed up with this.
00:39:11No.
00:39:28Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jet.
00:39:33What?
00:39:33It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:40They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you...
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:52It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen.
00:39:57What's going on over there?
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman is burning.
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:17Detention. Today after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:32Jake.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:35Gotta get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:02Uh...
00:41:03Hey! Um, Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... it means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:00Big ol' ego and rich kid bravara.
00:42:03Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:07You're kinda sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:16Thank you!
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:31Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:44Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God. Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, valley whore.
00:43:31Show them what you really like.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:46Hey, valley whore.
00:43:47Show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:02Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:07What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:18Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:51I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57Jake hey
00:45:00Now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10Here you go
00:45:13Oh my god, did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend? Oh
00:45:18Sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you. What?
00:45:22Why would you do that? Oh, I don't know Cole. Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake is this true? Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry, it was nothing personal
00:45:41Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:48Oh
00:45:49All right, all right, all right enough. What in the world is going on here? Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him. Okay. Well, you both have detention so
00:46:04Let me get this straight
00:46:05You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:09It wasn't school property dad. It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets. Jesus Christ
00:46:14How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:16Could it be because her father's running for senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:20Who cares?
00:46:22I care and I hear she's got an eye for you. So you're taking her to prom
00:46:27What? I'm not over my dead body. Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now. No, no, please don't
00:46:37Please then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:39Max's dad called. He said he's having a party tomorrow. You're gonna go
00:46:43And you're gonna ask Jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:52Come on you big coward message him
00:46:55You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08I could never think that
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake. Please can't you just tell me now? I think I've had enough public humiliation
00:47:20for one lifetime
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow. If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:42You got the ceiling just a deep breath. You got this
00:47:50You look beautiful
00:47:54Thank you mom
00:48:01Oh
00:48:14Hey Haley, I'm glad you came. You look so pretty
00:48:18Hi, hey Max your house is gorgeous. I mean, no, it's just my parents blood money
00:48:23You know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now. They don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:31Yeah
00:48:42What are you doing here valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49Hey everyone, let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51Valley whore
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you to me? Oh, I'm actually concerned about
00:49:01our whole community
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game. Those are concerning
00:49:06Actually kind of a bit of a perv. Did you know that Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:22Let's get perfect tonight leave me alone
00:49:27What is there fire? Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:43Oh
00:49:53Oh
00:50:21Are you him?
00:50:23Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend? Okay, Cole is not him
00:50:28Anyways, we are going to the prom together. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. It's okay. You can be honest
00:50:35about your feelings
00:50:37Oh, so you too this whole time
00:50:43Oh my god, I am such an idiot
00:50:46Hey, wait, wait
00:50:50Hey, wait, look
00:50:52Please at least take my jackets, you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to go
00:50:57to the extra effort
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine. I wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:00Then what were you trying to do? I guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:09Now what about guacamole wizard?
00:51:12What are you?
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:23Just the devil
00:51:26Get in the car
00:51:29I'm not gonna ask you again, Cole get in the car
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to Haley?
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans
00:51:41So
00:51:42You're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life
00:51:46Well, I've got news for you young lady
00:51:49My son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:51:54You will be forgotten
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:01Stay away from him or I swear to God your mother is fired
00:52:06Dad, stop
00:52:08Don't you touch my family
00:52:10I'll stay away
00:52:12Hey, come on, you don't mean that
00:52:15I hate everything you stand for
00:52:18I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like
00:52:25I hate everything about you
00:52:26I hate all of it
00:52:28I don't want any part of it
00:52:31So Cole, go with your dad
00:52:35Haley
00:52:39What the fuck with this?
00:52:41That's me
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:06Hi Haley, I'm Emma
00:53:08I know who you are
00:53:10Right
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life
00:53:15So I wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:18Good as new
00:53:23Oh wow
00:53:25Thanks Emma
00:53:27Okay, bye
00:53:32One down, one to go
00:53:35You're so cool
00:53:36I know, Emma
00:53:37Wanna go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmunds
00:53:49Hi, Max
00:53:50And Max's friend
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you
00:53:53Cole's grounded
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:01Actions have consequences
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded
00:54:06Well, that really sucks
00:54:08Because he's also the president of the prom committee
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets?
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:21Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day
00:54:23And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:25So we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:38Go away
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account
00:54:50Just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:52What? What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now
00:54:58You can be together
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:04No
00:55:05I'll tell her myself
00:55:06Stick me in your car
00:55:14Welcome to the wizard
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine
00:55:19I just need some time alone
00:55:28Open the door
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you
00:55:43I should have given this to you a long time ago
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:50My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:54To tell you who I was
00:55:55I got my inheritance
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose
00:56:13I don't understand if this changes things
00:56:16If you don't love me the way you
00:56:19You love guacamole wizard, but
00:56:21Look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:36Nicole, I love you
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot
00:56:42I've loved you for months
00:56:43I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:47because I had to be loyal to him and
00:56:50But you're him
00:56:51You didn't expect her
00:56:54I mean, I
00:56:55I always hoped it was you
00:56:59Until you hoped
00:57:01Yes
00:57:02I hoped it was you
00:57:04You were always there for me
00:57:07You're hot and
00:57:09You're really fucking hot
00:57:15Hey, uh
00:57:16There are those things that we could do
00:57:20I don't
00:57:21I don't
00:57:25Take my clothes off
00:57:25Yeah, no, don't worry
00:57:29I'm so beyond you
00:57:31I'm so beyond you
00:57:32Just beyond me
00:57:35I'm so beyond you
00:57:37Just beyond me
00:57:49Okay, so
00:57:50What do you think?
00:57:5210 out of 10
00:57:53Yeah
00:57:54Would do again
00:57:56Okay, sex is sex with me specifically
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:01All right
00:58:02All right, that's fair
00:58:03I'll uh
00:58:04I'll take that as a win
00:58:10What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Oh god, no
00:58:16I fully expect you to
00:58:17continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:20No, I'll just
00:58:21I'm just lost behind it
00:58:24There's always been lost behind it
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute now
00:58:27Stop it
00:58:30Um
00:58:31Say
00:58:33Isn't promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:37Okay
00:58:39But the real question is
00:58:41Do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:50Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:51I don't want to hear it
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress
00:58:58Wait here
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:04And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought
00:59:13Only the best for my princess
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:17Ah
00:59:17I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you
00:59:22might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds
00:59:35I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:37Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds
00:59:44You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:46I see you, Cole
00:59:47You are a big pro
01:00:05Hey, uh
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:13Okay, I'm ready
01:00:15Okay, I'm ready
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:30My god, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:33I have ever seen
01:00:36Uh uh uh
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:44I'm not in
01:00:45I'm not in
01:00:49I do
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:53So here we have a winner
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:03Oh my god, thank you guys so much
01:01:10Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:12I mean like who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22Oh my god, that's Haley and Cole
01:01:25It was fun
01:01:27Since when did you get out of here?
01:01:32Hey, uh
01:01:33Most time that's up
01:01:35No
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:50Come on, everyone say it with me
01:01:52Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess
01:02:00Wait
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait, what are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:12Don't worry daddy, if I can't have him, no one can
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life, is this real?
01:02:21Jen's crazy
01:02:24Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit
01:02:36You know Jen, as the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45But quite frankly
01:02:47You are the worst
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:53You can't do that
01:02:54I'm the principal, so, uh, yes I can
01:03:05There was no internship, you lied to me
01:03:10You lied to me
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oof.
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no.
01:03:46That's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:56You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:07And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:09And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:19Joy Pro.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:30I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:04:33That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, no.
01:04:38So.
01:04:39I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:43Oh, my God.
01:04:44I got to change that username.
01:04:45Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Hey.
01:04:46I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:50I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:52I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:53I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:54I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:54I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:56I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:56I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:56I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:57I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:58I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:58I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:05:00I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:05:01I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:05:01I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:05:03You
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