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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:12And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:21Now she would know the truth.
00:00:24She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:44The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:49Lisa, that's the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And.
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:48So.
00:01:49How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:58Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:34Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:43I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:49Well.
00:02:50Why don't you just...
00:02:51Chat GBT.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:53I'm kidding.
00:02:54Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look.
00:02:56Why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01I should be writing.
00:03:02Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:07Do you wanna...
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:29You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Ms. Longclim stole us some time before 3pm.
00:03:48Hurry.
00:03:49Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the ladies some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth.
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction.
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel.
00:04:32I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:36I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:41I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:45That hair.
00:04:46That...
00:04:47The race of a generation.
00:04:48Exactly.
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want.
00:04:54Just look at me.
00:04:55But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire.
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:35It's all just fiction.
00:05:37Made up.
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:42I'll double your next advance.
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:00You'll be odd.
00:06:03Get out.
00:06:07Showtime.
00:06:21You know?
00:06:25guess I wasn't dreaming guess I wasn't either Lisa has to get ready I'll walk
00:06:34around look I know Giselle's the CEO but she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:42I wasn't looking who's her friend don't even think about going for Max you are
00:06:49here to be my dating coach not to date my man got it you better Max and I are going
00:06:57to have the hottest kids ever what were you saying about a party my people will
00:07:02explain everything Lisa Brown Giselle's lawyer can you sign this NDA I'm the
00:07:13stylist I need your measurements I'm the dog walker and what did I get myself
00:07:27into Lisa hurry up
00:07:29I can barely walk in these you'll learn tonight's my first night meeting Max
00:07:47outside the office help me sweep him off his feet I'll do my best I just wish I
00:07:51had more time to prepare I believe in you Heidi Burschweiler
00:08:03I hate parties you know this oh come on it's part of the job Max hey listen I
00:08:09want you to meet this producer he wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12how many times do I have to tell you I don't care about Hollywood I want my books
00:08:18to stay books
00:08:24on second thought maybe there is something here I want to talk to
00:08:29what are you talking about Max is coming tell me what to say
00:08:34I thought this was your thing I need lines right fucking now
00:08:53I am so sorry I didn't mean to the next time you want to use my jacket just ask me
00:08:58come on Lisa a word stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job sorry it wasn't my fault
00:09:13all will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out tell me what to do
00:09:23well in Elvenless she are the Elven princess attracts men with her mystery she's quiet she speaks in
00:09:31riddles she has a ethereal eroticism to her like a sexy alien that'll work be alluring I'll come to you
00:09:40if you fuck this up not only are you gonna lose your bonus I'm canceling your publishing contract
00:09:47what yeah you think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books I own the pen name and the
00:09:54rights
00:10:06sorry about Lisa what a klutz try not to spill this one
00:10:14I'm sorry that was a bad joke I feel like I'm falling on my face here too even if I'm
00:10:20not
00:10:20literally doing it so Max what's up what's the scariest kind of writer
00:10:33a ghost writer oh no when I told her to speak in riddles I didn't mean literally
00:10:39now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:46well you have a mysterious sense of humor Giselle
00:10:50what the hell it actually worked
00:10:59why are writers always cold
00:11:04because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:11thank you Giselle for the entertainment for the night
00:11:17I'm gonna head out of here but and please respect the personal space okay
00:11:26have a good night
00:11:29that's me Giselle just fucking stop okay you're warning everything
00:11:35I warned you you are going back to Indiana right now
00:11:47can you let go of my hair please
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight and it's all your fault
00:11:54give me another chance please
00:11:56as if you're not a date doctor
00:11:59you're not even fit to be a romance author
00:12:02not in my company
00:12:04no I'm begging you miss von Klimt I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom she needs me
00:12:14you're on thin fucking ice Lisa
00:12:17thank you thank you don't thank me
00:12:20go get me my man
00:12:29nice pool tell me all about LA
00:12:32I should be home with you mom
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37so what's the hubbub
00:12:38I actually can't talk about it because I signed an NDA but
00:12:42the good news is I might be getting a big bonus if I don't screw things up
00:12:46when have you messed anything up except your dating life
00:12:48mom speaking of
00:12:50I made you a tinder profile
00:12:52you already have matches
00:12:54remember Billy from high school
00:12:55he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58maybe too sexy
00:13:00could you please not butt into my love life
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while
00:13:05but that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:11was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana
00:13:16hopefully miss von Klimt doesn't find out
00:13:18I have to get to work
00:13:43this is hopeless
00:13:46I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:48and I haven't learned anything that could help miss von Klimt
00:13:51I'm screwed
00:14:03I'm so sorry
00:14:09please don't recognize me
00:14:10please don't recognize me
00:14:13you're Giselle's friend right
00:14:16the clumsy one
00:14:17a week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:21now I wish I was dead
00:14:23hey
00:14:24why are you crying
00:14:26okay
00:14:39I was just um
00:14:42reading a sad book
00:14:48what were you reading
00:14:50think Lisa
00:14:51you're a writer
00:14:52you know about books
00:14:54wait
00:14:55I know
00:14:56withering heights
00:14:58not a lie
00:14:58it does make me cry
00:15:00withering heights
00:15:01well that's one of my favorites
00:15:04it makes me cry too
00:15:06it's so beautiful
00:15:08and tragic
00:15:09you like romance
00:15:10yeah I used to
00:15:13hey let me help you
00:15:15I got it really
00:15:25is this yours
00:15:27I'm not stalking you
00:15:28I promise
00:15:30you can admit you like me
00:15:37okay
00:15:39I'm a fan
00:15:41I read your books
00:15:42because I know you have a new one coming out
00:15:43so
00:15:44I was just rereading your last one for
00:15:47about the tenth time
00:15:49you read my book ten times
00:15:52I'm a writer too
00:15:53miss von Klimt's my publisher
00:15:55so I've heard
00:16:01funny seeing you here
00:16:03aren't you supposed to be reckless
00:16:04whoever said that
00:16:06obviously spends no time in the library
00:16:08because I'm here all the time
00:16:10I love the smell
00:16:12of old books
00:16:13what are you checking out
00:16:15that's actually this new author
00:16:17um
00:16:19have you heard of Heidi Brushfire
00:16:22but
00:16:23how
00:16:24I googled it
00:16:25I'm not stalking you
00:16:28I promise
00:16:31and here is the romance section
00:16:36here we go
00:16:39oh yes
00:16:40I can't wait to read this
00:16:43could you take a picture of us
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours
00:16:47Miss Brushfire
00:16:48oh
00:16:48okay
00:16:50thank you
00:16:51okay
00:16:57looking forward to your next book
00:17:01that never happens in Indiana
00:17:04back to Wuthering Heights
00:17:07not to brag
00:17:08but I happen to own a first edition
00:17:10come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13your place?
00:17:15oh
00:17:16um
00:17:17how about tomorrow?
00:17:33hi
00:17:34miss von Klimt
00:17:36hi
00:17:37poo-poo
00:17:40so cute
00:17:42where have you been?
00:17:44and why am I not
00:17:45Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48funnily enough
00:17:49I
00:17:49just ran into Max
00:17:50at the library
00:17:55did he say anything
00:17:56about the other night?
00:17:58tell me everything
00:17:59it actually didn't come up
00:18:01that could be good
00:18:03actually
00:18:04he invited me over
00:18:05tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06you?
00:18:08you?
00:18:08what did I tell you
00:18:09about snaking my man?
00:18:12back your bags
00:18:13you're out of here
00:18:14oh
00:18:15wait
00:18:16wait
00:18:16let me explain
00:18:19you're right
00:18:21Max is a special case
00:18:22my usual advice won't work
00:18:24I need to get to know him better
00:18:28I'll tell you everything
00:18:29so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31I just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan
00:18:37what do you think
00:18:39poo-poo?
00:18:40should we trust her?
00:18:43I leave for New York
00:18:45this week
00:18:46if you don't have results
00:18:47by the time that I'm back
00:18:49you're out of a job
00:18:51and a publishing deal
00:18:53got it?
00:19:00since the divorce
00:19:02every moment was pain
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus
00:19:06tortured by the gods
00:19:07but instead of eagles
00:19:10eating his liver
00:19:10they picked at his heart
00:19:13then again
00:19:14maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:27who would read this
00:19:28self-pitying garbage
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it
00:19:34Lisa
00:19:35I almost forgot
00:19:37just the writing break I needed
00:19:47hi Max
00:19:50it's so good to see you
00:19:55same here
00:19:58come in
00:19:59do you want some wine?
00:20:01um
00:20:02water's fine
00:20:06don't lose your mind over a man
00:20:08Lisa
00:20:08you have a job to do
00:20:18hard to believe
00:20:19people have been falling in love
00:20:20with Catherine and Heathcliff
00:20:21for almost 200 years
00:20:24well they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:31I leave for New York this week
00:20:34if you don't have results
00:20:35by the time that I'm back
00:20:37you're out of a job
00:20:39and a publishing deal
00:20:41got it?
00:20:44so Max
00:20:45seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you
00:20:50right now
00:20:51I mean
00:20:53romantically
00:20:54what do you want in a woman?
00:21:00just look in the mirror
00:21:05you
00:21:06joker
00:21:10is it me
00:21:11or is Max
00:21:11coming on stronger
00:21:12than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14he's supposed to want Giselle
00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me
00:21:21forgive me
00:21:22Emily Bronte
00:21:30Lisa
00:21:30it's a $50,000 book
00:21:33$50,000?
00:21:35$50,000?
00:21:36oh no
00:21:37I went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:46there's no damage
00:21:49luckily
00:21:50I'm so sorry
00:21:52let me clean up
00:22:00so when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03as soon as I finish writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet I thought
00:22:06the subject matter is proving quite difficult
00:22:10it's about a divorce
00:22:13my divorce
00:22:14I'm so sorry
00:22:15I didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures
00:22:17I don't like to broadcast
00:22:18my personal life
00:22:21anyway
00:22:21I'll finish the book
00:22:22I just can't find the ending
00:22:23when I have writer's block
00:22:25I usually try to talk it out
00:22:26with someone
00:22:26usually my mom
00:22:28she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:30thanks Lisa
00:22:31but I don't think
00:22:32my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:35sorry
00:22:36stupid
00:22:38thanks for the advice
00:22:40I can write an ending
00:22:41I just don't know what it should be
00:22:45which reminds me
00:22:46I should probably get back to work
00:22:58thanks for coming by
00:23:00and
00:23:02getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:05anytime
00:23:16later
00:23:18dude
00:23:25as I left the house
00:23:27Max continued his battle
00:23:28with the blank page
00:23:31I couldn't help wondering
00:23:33if I'd ever see him again
00:23:36well
00:23:37I guess I could maybe
00:23:38do something about that
00:23:49I need more info to work with
00:23:50before Miss Von Klimt gets back
00:23:52but how do I ask Max to hang out
00:23:54without giving him the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her
00:23:57not me
00:24:03reading by the pool
00:24:05that's platonic
00:24:07thanks for having me over today
00:24:08I'd love to return the favor
00:24:10come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:16what am I thinking
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events
00:24:20and lives in a mansion
00:24:21why did I ask him
00:24:22to do the most boring thing on earth
00:24:26no no no no no no no no
00:24:28he's responding
00:24:29please let me down gently Max
00:24:31my fragile heart can't take it
00:24:39I really needed this
00:24:42I got the big house you know
00:24:44but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome anytime
00:24:47I mean I'm sure it's cool
00:24:49with Miss Von Klimt
00:24:50it's her house
00:25:03oh
00:25:04still at it I see
00:25:09sorry
00:25:11creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy together
00:25:20you're actually reading it
00:25:22are you joking
00:25:23I can't put it down
00:25:24it's like the sexiest book
00:25:26I've ever read
00:25:26hey
00:25:27where do you get your ideas
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:32my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent
00:25:35actually
00:25:37I find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling
00:25:43it was easier making my characters
00:25:45fall in love than
00:25:47actually risking it myself
00:25:50well Lisa
00:25:52you're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:55I think you should come out of your shell
00:26:01so any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04yeah
00:26:04one more
00:26:06the next book you release
00:26:08make it under your name
00:26:10you are too good
00:26:12I'll think about it
00:26:14hey can you get my back for me?
00:26:27be cool Lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion
00:26:30on your hero crush's back
00:26:31think of Miss Von Klimt
00:26:50so Max I was wondering
00:26:53the love interest in your last novel
00:26:56is she based on your ex?
00:27:04shoot
00:27:04I said the wrong thing
00:27:06Jesus Lisa
00:27:07you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14yeah I guess what I don't
00:27:15post online
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing
00:27:19yeah
00:27:22she's uh
00:27:24she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:26very different time
00:27:29it's
00:27:29it's hard to even imagine myself
00:27:32having a
00:27:33romantic bone in my body
00:27:35cause all I do is write
00:27:39and avoid
00:27:40writing
00:27:42can I ask what happened?
00:27:43I thought she was my
00:27:46I thought she was my
00:27:47pixie
00:27:47manic
00:27:49dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:53she was just manic
00:27:54she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type A
00:27:58workaholic
00:27:59obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:01and money
00:28:02sounds like Miss Von Klimt
00:28:04is that your type?
00:28:07it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:13but
00:28:15I'm an introvert
00:28:16you know
00:28:18I would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:21than
00:28:22some random
00:28:23LA party
00:28:25if I decide to remarry
00:28:27it's gonna be someone
00:28:29who's like me
00:28:33maybe even a writer
00:28:40oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be
00:28:42platonic abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:44what's wrong Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot
00:28:46are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty
00:29:10you okay?
00:29:12worry about that
00:29:13that was nuts
00:29:16that's so mean
00:29:29I'm so mean
00:29:37I'm pruning
00:29:38you look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune
00:29:50my phone
00:29:59jeez
00:30:00is she sidekick
00:30:01or something?
00:30:04Miss Von Klimt
00:30:05hi
00:30:05any updates
00:30:07on Max?
00:30:11um
00:30:16who are you waving to?
00:30:17I just invited a friend
00:30:19over to swim
00:30:19a fuck party?
00:30:21show me
00:30:22no
00:30:23of course not
00:30:26me likey
00:30:28just don't bang in my pool
00:30:29I had it cleaned last week
00:30:31so
00:30:31what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material
00:30:36music to my ears
00:30:38poo-poo's too
00:30:40I have good news as well
00:30:42got the contract
00:30:43all settled with Tony
00:30:45and we are signing Max
00:30:46to EMU Publishing
00:30:48that's amazing
00:30:49I'll talk to you about it more
00:30:51when I see you
00:30:51poo-poo's got a poo-poo
00:31:00how about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02no little spot by the beach
00:31:04I don't normally go out
00:31:06but
00:31:07it might feel special
00:31:09if you ruin this
00:31:10for Miss Von Klimt
00:31:11your writing career
00:31:12is done for
00:31:13what do you say?
00:31:20Giselle's contract
00:31:21just came in
00:31:22looks good
00:31:23all's in our court
00:31:24yeah maybe I should
00:31:25read it myself
00:31:25come on
00:31:27you don't trust me?
00:31:28okay
00:31:30but
00:31:30make sure that
00:31:32she doesn't turn
00:31:32my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood
00:31:34cash grab franchise
00:31:35okay?
00:31:36hey
00:31:36you're the boss boss
00:31:43Max paddled towards me
00:31:44with that same
00:31:45cheeky smirk
00:31:46he'd given me all day
00:31:48if I didn't know better
00:31:50I'd swear
00:31:51he wanted to kiss me
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56sorry about that
00:31:57I had a business call
00:31:59what are you writing?
00:32:03Max stop
00:32:04is this your diary?
00:32:06oh no
00:32:07Max has my journal
00:32:08how could it be so stupid?
00:32:18on second thought
00:32:21I would not want
00:32:22anybody reading my diary
00:32:27you never know
00:32:28when inspiration
00:32:29will strike
00:32:37have you felt
00:32:38inspired lately?
00:32:39yes I have
00:32:40maybe you're my muse
00:32:42in all seriousness though
00:32:43it's nice
00:32:44spending time
00:32:45with another writer
00:32:47makes me feel
00:32:48like less of a weirdo
00:32:49weirdo?
00:32:51Max
00:32:51you're one of the most
00:32:52famous authors in the world
00:32:54it gets lonely
00:33:00thank you
00:33:07what's wrong?
00:33:08that food's amazing
00:33:10can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13would you be willing
00:33:13to read my manuscript?
00:33:17maybe you can help me
00:33:17write the ending
00:33:21me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing
00:33:26so we're basically
00:33:26co-workers
00:33:27and you're a fantastic writer
00:33:29and you know my work
00:33:31and you know
00:33:33that I'm struggling
00:33:34with this
00:33:36I trust you Lisa
00:33:37you
00:33:39trust me?
00:33:42yeah
00:33:45should I not?
00:33:46you might not trust me
00:33:47if you know that
00:33:48I'm an undercover
00:33:48date doctor
00:33:52I'd be honored
00:33:53to read it Max
00:33:56thanks
00:34:00it would mean a lot
00:34:01to me
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:11we can print
00:34:12at the library
00:34:15stop by my place
00:34:16to read it
00:34:18your place?
00:34:19that's okay
00:34:20isn't it?
00:34:21he can't really be
00:34:22trying to sleep with me
00:34:23right?
00:34:24he just wants to give me
00:34:25his manuscript
00:34:26because if he does
00:34:27have other ideas
00:34:28I'm not sure
00:34:29I'll be able
00:34:29to control myself
00:34:35check please
00:35:00careful
00:35:01clumsy girl
00:35:03I'm only clumsy
00:35:04around you
00:35:05is that right?
00:35:06please
00:35:07do not share this
00:35:09with anyone
00:35:10the only people
00:35:11I want reading it
00:35:12are you and me
00:35:14okay?
00:35:15thank you for trusting me
00:35:23you make it easy
00:35:25Max
00:35:26we can't be
00:35:34oh my god
00:35:35oh my god
00:35:41oh
00:35:41oh
00:35:41oh
00:35:42oh
00:35:42oh
00:35:44oh
00:37:21What have I done?
00:37:34Oh, no. I'm at Max's place.
00:37:37Oh, my gosh.
00:37:38Oh, my gosh.
00:37:39I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:42Miss von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:51Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Miss von Klimt.
00:38:01Lisa, what are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:18It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me too.
00:38:46Who's that?
00:38:59Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:10Shh.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract,
00:39:18I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:32Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:43I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:45Nice.
00:39:47Woo!
00:39:55Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:05Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:28You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:33What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:43Er...
00:40:43Jerry.
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were gonna say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:03Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:06My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're off to the quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:32Oh, I love this smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:36You know.
00:42:37Sure.
00:42:39Ha-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:50To the thorn tree.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:01Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:08Well, that should get going.
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:20We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:06But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12If Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here, I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:44:25At least I'll die happy.
00:44:25We'll die.
00:44:37Let's go.
00:44:40Bye.
00:44:52Let's see.
00:44:53We'll die.
00:45:21Max's car?
00:45:22What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:45He has a choice at the end.
00:45:47To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:07But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:15I mean, James.
00:46:18You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the readers some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:25Max!
00:46:26Max!
00:46:28Oh my God!
00:46:29Oh my God!
00:46:30Giselle's home!
00:46:32Aren't you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:39Because...
00:46:39Because...
00:46:41You're a private person.
00:46:42It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:03Uh...
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:11Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:22Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:28Bye.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean...
00:47:51You know, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but...
00:47:54I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56I'd much rather stay in and...
00:47:58Curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:00You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but...
00:48:10Didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What? You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:26Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:32Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:36Um...
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:51I can't watch.
00:48:56I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa,
00:49:36I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That homewrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:41Big time.
00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what? That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:56Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:02It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How did it go, Leslie?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags. Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa. I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated. Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo poo. I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint. Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:53Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:51:21Unless we are. What do I do?
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max. Be home.
00:51:46Lisa.
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:52I...
00:51:54I...
00:51:56I...
00:51:56I...
00:51:57I...
00:52:00I...
00:52:01I...
00:52:02I...
00:52:03Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:05You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:11I...
00:52:13I...
00:52:30I...
00:52:37that bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime
00:52:41wait i know that address
00:52:54max's house
00:52:57she's dead
00:53:09i should go or i'll miss my flight i just came to say goodbye i didn't expect all of this
00:53:20maybe it sounds crazy lisa but i'm falling for you
00:53:26you can stay here with me as long as you want
00:53:32really
00:53:34and if you miss your mom i will fly her here
00:53:36she can stay here there's plenty of space
00:53:40i'll put in ramps for her wheelchair
00:53:43what about you and miss von klimt
00:53:46i saw you kissing last night
00:53:48well then you must have missed me letting her down easy
00:53:50because you are the only one that i want
00:53:57let me think about it
00:53:59all right
00:54:00take as much time as you need
00:54:14real smooth max
00:54:21i have to admit i'm curious what she's working on next
00:54:24one little p couldn't hurt
00:54:34i was craving sex with max more and more
00:54:37knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter
00:54:52what the hell is this
00:54:57max i can explain
00:54:58you're writing about us
00:54:59about me
00:55:00i told you my journal's private
00:55:02then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel
00:55:05it does
00:55:08you know
00:55:09i don't want my personal life
00:55:12splattered around
00:55:13max
00:55:14it's just my diary i'd never dream of publishing it
00:55:17i cannot believe i fell for your ugly duckling story
00:55:21just admit it
00:55:23you are using me for material
00:55:25i can't tell max the truth or it'll mean ratting out miss von klimt
00:55:29and that means losing my publishing contract
00:55:30what do i do
00:55:37your silence says everything
00:55:39max i never meant to hurt you
00:55:42don't you have a plane to catch
00:55:44but max
00:55:44we're done
00:55:47get out lisa
00:55:50and if i ever see this printed
00:55:52you'll be hearing from my attorneys
00:56:02i'm so sorry max
00:56:18need a ride skink
00:56:26what are you doing here
00:56:28bitch what are you doing here
00:56:30you're supposed to be at the airport right now
00:56:33but no
00:56:34you just had to stop by max's for a little last quickie didn't you
00:56:39i can't explain
00:56:40i brought you out here for a reason
00:56:42and that reason is not fucking max behind my back
00:56:46i trusted you
00:56:49i'm so sorry i let you down
00:56:52max just broke up with me
00:56:54you broke up
00:56:56max must be vulnerable
00:56:58maybe i'm still in the game after all
00:57:03i'll forgive you
00:57:04if you leave right now
00:57:06you can keep the money
00:57:07and the publishing deal
00:57:09but i never want to see your face at la again
00:57:12got it
00:57:13okay
00:57:16now beat it
00:57:25damn it lisa
00:57:26i said to get out of here
00:57:28we're through
00:57:30uh
00:57:31giselle
00:57:33what are you doing here
00:57:34i guess this is a bad time
00:57:37wait
00:57:39i could use somebody to talk to
00:57:45thanks giselle
00:57:46i don't think alcohol can solve this problem no
00:57:50couldn't hurt
00:58:05so
00:58:08what happened with lisa
00:58:09she was using me
00:58:11for her next romance novel
00:58:16i found her journal
00:58:18i should have known it was too good to be true
00:58:22she's the woman you told me about
00:58:23i'm so sorry
00:58:26i'm so sorry
00:58:27no lisa's always been like this
00:58:30she's a succubus
00:58:32just
00:58:33using men
00:58:35for her perverted novels
00:58:44now
00:58:45i may not know what to say
00:58:47to make you feel better
00:58:48but
00:58:50i do know something
00:58:52that
00:58:52might distract you
00:59:16i have just returned from a visit to my landlord
00:59:20the solitary neighbor that i shall be troubled with
00:59:24this is certainly
00:59:27a beautiful country
00:59:29in all england
00:59:32i do not believe that i could have fixed on a situation
00:59:36so completely removed
00:59:39from the stir of society
01:00:07are you gonna mope around in your pjs forever
01:00:11i'm a writer mom
01:00:13pjs are my uniform
01:00:15when are you gonna tell me what happened
01:00:19how about getting out of the house
01:00:20i thought we got teresa so you didn't have to be around so much
01:00:25your tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place
01:00:28i don't want a tinder date mom
01:00:30just leave me alone
01:00:31please
01:00:33see what i'm dealing with teresa
01:00:35goes to la for two weeks
01:00:37comes back a drama queen
01:00:43mk roth's thorn tree tops times bestseller lists
01:00:47congratulations max
01:00:52miss von klimt
01:00:57looks like she finally got him
01:01:09another week topping the bestseller list
01:01:12we're breaking records max
01:01:14i'm just glad that people like it
01:01:16like it
01:01:18they love it
01:01:19you might win the national book award
01:01:27you've been drinking a lot lately
01:01:29everything okay
01:01:33well i know something that will cheer you up
01:01:37i went to the doctor today
01:01:40guess what
01:01:41what
01:01:42i'm pregnant
01:01:46you're pregnant
01:01:47mhm
01:01:48but how how we're using protection
01:01:51accidents happen right
01:01:53you are going to be such a great father
01:01:57i can't wait to be mrs rock
01:02:01so you're keeping it
01:02:03why wouldn't i
01:02:04i want this to work max
01:02:07i love you
01:02:20well
01:02:22whatever you want to do
01:02:24i will support it
01:02:32shihara never loved anyone like the werewolf king
01:02:36their days were filled with long talks
01:02:38reading strolls around the castle
01:02:41their nights with passionate love making
01:02:43shihara had never been so happy
01:02:49i can't write romance with a broken heart
01:02:51this is torture
01:02:54not now mom
01:02:56i thought a little gift might improve your mood
01:03:00thanks mom you didn't have to
01:03:02your favorite author
01:03:04everyone's talking about the new book
01:03:06it's in oprah's book club
01:03:08surprised i haven't seen you reading it
01:03:13i just didn't have the time
01:03:14thanks mom
01:03:40as james perused the library
01:03:42he saw a young woman in glasses
01:03:43crying over wuthering heights
01:03:47she felt his presence
01:03:51wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:56james had lost the game of love
01:03:58but that didn't mean he never went again
01:04:02a happy ending
01:04:05he took my note
01:04:08maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:12millionaire author m.k. roth to wed
01:04:14ceo of emu publishing
01:04:18they're getting married
01:04:26yes yes
01:04:29yes yes yes yes
01:04:43Oh, the skimming around got me so horny for you, man.
01:04:53By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract he made.
01:05:09Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.
01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.
01:05:20The studios are dying for a movie version of The Thorn Tree.
01:05:24Why not a trilogy? A TV show? Crypto? Video games? The possibilities are endless.
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.
01:05:36Good. I hate sneaking around.
01:05:38Would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.
01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for.
01:05:44What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money.
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years.
01:05:55You are so bad.
01:06:06What is it, honey bunch?
01:06:08Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:18I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.
01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce
01:06:26him.
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.
01:06:28Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.
01:06:35Maybe a lot more.
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich.
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.
01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere.
01:06:43With a mom in a wheelchair.
01:06:45And somehow you still became a big author.
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.
01:06:52But Max dumped me.
01:06:54What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him.
01:07:00Brave.
01:07:01Like Shehara, the elf princess.
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.
01:07:07You're a badass bitch.
01:07:10You're right.
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes, you can.
01:07:26Hey.
01:07:27You look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:34Not with the right lady.
01:07:38I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:46What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:54Hey.
01:07:55Men would kill to be with Jazeera.
01:07:58You know that.
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:19Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules.
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:36Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:45Okay.
01:08:45Okay.
01:08:46Okay.
01:08:49Okay.
01:08:49Okay.
01:08:49Okay.
01:08:53I made it.
01:08:55Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:59No.
01:08:59She ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:03Yeah.
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa.
01:09:09So.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:10That's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:12He doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Giselle are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help her seduce him.
01:09:20You are crazy.
01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:22All right.
01:09:23Go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this too.
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:37You stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you.
01:09:47What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry.
01:09:51Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:08Easy, Giselle.
01:10:10What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:17Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:20Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:24It's now or never.
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:47So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No.
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor.
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:01And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for the
01:11:05right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho.
01:11:11Somebody call the police.
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day.
01:11:15Max, please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:21Don't marry her.
01:11:22LAPD.
01:11:23There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding.
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm going to bring her right over here.
01:11:30Answer me this.
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:45It's mine.
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses in
01:11:51the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:54She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:56Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:14All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit.
01:12:18You fucked us.
01:12:20I love you.
01:12:21And the baby.
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:22We hate you.
01:12:24Hey.
01:12:25It's safe to say this wedding is over.
01:12:28And I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:38I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:52You are finished, Lisa.
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract and I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:58Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash.
01:13:12Get up.
01:13:13Baby.
01:13:14Baby.
01:13:14Get up.
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:26You just have to trust me.
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa.
01:13:47Happy to present the author formerly known as Heidi Brushfire, reading from her first novel
01:13:54under her real name, which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list, ladies and
01:14:00gentlemen, Lisa Brown.
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs, writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess.
01:14:17When the phone rang, little did I know my life was about to change forever.
01:14:30I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:36Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:41I love you, Lisa Brown.
01:14:43Some of you.
01:14:47I love you.
01:14:48I love you.
01:14:52I love you.
01:15:02I love you.
01:15:08I have a question.
01:15:09When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:21Actually, I can answer that.
01:15:31I've never really been a public person.
01:15:33Um, but Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which.
01:15:48Lisa Brown, will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:55Yes.
01:15:56Yes.
01:15:59Woohoo!
01:16:01Good job.
01:16:03Yeah.
01:16:04Yeah.
01:16:04Woo!
01:16:05Woo!
01:16:06Woo!
01:16:07Woo!
01:16:08Woo!
01:16:08Woo!
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