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New Hotπ₯ Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Isode
Love Request From My Enemy Isode
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring.
00:00:22You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:13I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:46Oh, my God!
00:09:50I'm not gonna be forgiven for you.
00:09:51I'm not gonna be a baby.
00:09:51No.
00:10:00No, he's not gonna be a baby, huh?
00:10:09Come on.
00:10:10Oh, good.
00:10:12Oh, Lord.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:54A lot of the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, not even my type, but, you know, it's Arthur.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:34Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.
00:13:35Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.
00:13:40Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.
00:13:51My school enemy is my online girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When? When?
00:16:44About after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his bed video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Help me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Pick it up you were going to record this...
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you like it, Sherry.
00:20:20That's how your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22you want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:55Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:15Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you're going to do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Why not that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend years make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:13Does he...
00:22:14How you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27What would you know each other more?
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:33Like, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:00Well, I don't know.
00:26:01So, you have a date.
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Miss Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28No, okay.
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe trust me, too.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:14You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:32Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you, Zach.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:10We're okay.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12Nice.
00:28:17Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax.
00:28:29I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait.
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I got to go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow, that is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:32:51Wow, he's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:33:59Good.
00:34:01If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00I don't care.
00:35:00Haley, I...
00:35:16I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just...
00:35:38Just don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Colt is talking to Haley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was...
00:36:43So sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:06Look at him.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:19Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop.
00:37:24Guys, stop it.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:26Stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens.
00:37:44I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Haley Roth.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:37:55Oh, my God.
00:38:07Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Come to keep you company.
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved our ass today.
00:38:15the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you're jake huh no he lied about
00:38:28that
00:38:28i don't know why though good you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes
00:38:35me sick to my stomach thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:48okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:30sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no no what it always has to
00:39:35be about her doesn't
00:39:40they're dead they're both dead oh how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43the rice trick
00:40:46yeah
00:40:48you don't know about the
00:40:49come on
00:41:03hey um ella
00:41:06it's emma
00:41:08yeah that's what i said
00:41:10can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:23we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26oh it's not just the phone or the laptop it means
00:41:29it means i can't
00:41:32can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:42:03okay okay i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17oh my god
00:42:21you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:50morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:59valley whore
00:43:00what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17guacamole wizard when can we be together in person
00:43:20guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:52here you go here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:35stop it stop stop
00:44:35stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jake
00:44:58hey
00:45:01now is the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:36it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:50all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:24and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what not over my dead body
00:46:31oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:55message him
00:46:56just do it
00:46:57just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got this haley
00:47:45just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:47:56thank you mom
00:48:14hey hey hayley
00:48:16i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:43what are you doing here
00:48:44valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57jen
00:48:57why are you doing this
00:48:58what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually i kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that hayley
00:49:11she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:22hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:28okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:45oh
00:49:46oh
00:49:47oh
00:49:54I
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot
00:50:46hey wait wait please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:01then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:06bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you and what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:35and
00:51:35introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:42so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:51:49young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:51:55you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i
00:52:04swear
00:52:04to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:12hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:29i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:36hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:43these
00:53:43lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:57but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole
00:54:06is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee we're
00:54:13supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a
00:54:21day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back
00:54:25this school
00:54:26sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:49i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by
00:54:52tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you
00:54:59can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:06no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:19mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you i'm sure you've given these two a long time
00:55:48hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand that this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:39you do yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because i had to be loyal to him and but you're him you didn't expect her
00:56:55i mean i i always hoped it was you until you hoped yes i hoped it was you you were
00:57:05always there for me
00:57:08you're hot now you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20you're gonna go
00:57:21yeah
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26you're getting there don't worry
00:57:28and i'm so beyond you
00:57:32just beyond me
00:57:36i'm so beyond you
00:57:38oh
00:57:39oh
00:57:40oh
00:57:40oh
00:57:50oh
00:57:51okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10. yeah
00:57:55yeah would do again
00:57:57i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:06i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god
00:58:17no i i fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21i'm just
00:58:23i'm just lost behind it
00:58:25there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll see you in a minute now
00:58:28stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32i think
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but
00:58:41the real question is do you get a date
00:58:45cool
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but jay kind of
00:58:50gave me to the show
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:06and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:18uh
00:59:18i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:36mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:39are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:43shhh
00:59:43fuck
00:59:45mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37uh uh uh
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46deal
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:54i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:07oh my god
01:01:09thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:13i mean like who else would win right
01:01:16oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:25it was fun
01:01:28it was fun
01:01:28since what did you get
01:01:29it's
01:01:33there uh
01:01:34most ten minutes up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:41woo
01:01:43ew literally what the fuck
01:01:46hell yeah
01:01:47language
01:01:47i am the queen okay
01:01:49she's just a little
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51come on
01:01:52everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:01:56pervy princess
01:02:00pervy princess
01:02:12pervy princess
01:02:13hey
01:02:13don't worry daddy
01:02:15if i can't have
01:02:17no one can
01:02:18i'm gonna destroy
01:02:20hayley rod's life
01:02:21is this real
01:02:22jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:27who did this
01:02:30what
01:02:31you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little
01:02:35shit
01:02:37you know jen
01:02:39as the principal
01:02:40i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46but quite frankly
01:02:47you are the worst
01:02:49and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmund's academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:55i'm the principal
01:02:56so uh
01:02:57yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:17hayley
01:03:18catch
01:03:22oh
01:03:24my princess finally has a crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh
01:03:30yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer
01:03:34is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:39oof
01:03:39how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home
01:03:51right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time
01:04:00about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:03yet
01:04:03you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:08and you can accept that
01:04:09or i'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this
01:04:15that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy
01:04:21joy
01:04:21pride
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39well so
01:04:40i love you viala queen
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:45oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:47yeah you do
01:04:47oh hey
01:04:49wow
01:04:52great
01:04:55wow
01:04:55wow
01:04:55oh
01:04:56wow
01:04:56wow
01:04:57wow
01:04:57wow
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