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00:15I
00:16Know you
00:31I
00:35A bluebell of light entertainment popping up in a forest of Married at First Sight Australia horse dung
00:43Let us begin the next round of the competition and meet our mighty competitors once more, please welcome
01:09Sidney
01:10You drunkenly confided in me that whenever the presenter Fiona Bruce comes on the television
01:14He can't help but rub himself against the arm of his
01:26So
01:28Money-making plan for me and you yes, I've been watching a lot of motor racing and they look cool
01:33Don't they the guys the motor racing guys, you know why they look cool?
01:36No, because they've got they've got adverts all over their clothing
01:39So I'm releasing little areas of my of my coat 15 pounds 15 pounds advertised there on the back
01:47Oh
01:4720 pounds
01:50Yeah, yeah
01:51It works people have already taken out advertising power milk and outdoor crisps have bought in
01:59That's my idea Greg. Are you in I'm not in no
02:03Let's start the show
02:10Prize category this week is the thing that most makes Greg scratch his chin
02:18Yes
02:19Yes, what a strong chin it is to be scratched by such a mighty bear paw on the end of
02:24such a funny hairless arm
02:27The legs are also hairless
02:30Call me
02:32Five points for the thing that causes the most chin scratching and then five fairly useless prizes for the winner
02:37of the episode
02:38Take it away Greg who is first today?
02:40Bubba oh
02:42No
02:44I really tried to get something to make you scratch your chin, but in a way which which you're like
02:49confused
02:50So that's why I chose a paper plate
02:54Yes, you did here is Bubba's paper plate
03:00Are you going to explain the paper plate?
03:02No
03:04Oh
03:11Wow!
03:11Very good
03:13Andy
03:14I've got you some aftershave
03:21It's made out of mosquitoes is it?
03:23It's made out of mosquito bite so it's actually the saliva of the mosquito that creates the allergic reaction
03:29So I'm going to get a lovely old big red chin with that aren't I?
03:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
03:32Have a look at the other side
03:33Look who uses it
03:39The absolute highlight for me is now I try to watch it like a real man
03:46Hello Jack
03:46Hello
03:47I brought in a book and it's called the the Colin Phillips book of information
03:53Okay
03:53Take a look at the book
03:55Okay, it's a genuine book from Jack
03:57Oh
04:05Do you know why the screwdriver is in there?
04:07To try and escape from prison
04:08No, no, no, no
04:10No, see metaphorically you're already scratching your chin
04:12Even though you haven't done it dramatically
04:14No
04:15Because you're puzzled now
04:16But in the introduction he explains how he is
04:20Very loosely related to the man who developed the Phillips head screwdriver
04:24And that was a promotional version of the book which he thought would launch it
04:29Yeah
04:31Yeah
04:32A little bit
04:32A little bit
04:33A little bit
04:34Thanks, yeah
04:34A little bit of my grave scratch
04:36Emma
04:37So
04:38I brought in fake chin acne
04:44They look like you've knocked into a tray of canopies
04:49Have you ever had spots on your chin?
04:52Yeah, back in the 80s
04:53And what would you do to kind of get rid of them?
04:55I used to love squeezing spots
04:57Yeah
04:57Yeah
04:57Go on, what did it look like?
04:59It was on my nose, I'd probably give it that
05:00Even if it was on my chin, I'd probably give it that
05:03I used
05:04One
05:04One squeeze
05:05One squeeze
05:06And off
05:07Great
05:08Thanks Emma
05:09Rosie
05:10Hello
05:10Hello there
05:11I have brought a genuine question for you
05:19Okay
05:19And I really want you to think about it
05:25So I made it into a scroll
05:30Yes, here we go
05:31Lovely
05:32Would you rather make sweet love to my body
05:42But with Alex's head
05:50Or Alex's body with my head
05:55Oh
05:58No
06:04No
06:05No, it's gone
06:05That was brilliant
06:07Answer me
06:08She said answer me
06:10Thank you
06:11I want to know too
06:12You want to know me
06:14Okay
06:16I would make sweet love to Alex's body
06:20Ooh
06:20Hello
06:21Because
06:22Because I think the humiliation that he will suffer for the rest of his life
06:26Yeah
06:27Will delight me
06:28Yeah
06:29And I quite enjoy chatting to you
06:32Whereas I despise him
06:37Okay, let's give some points there
06:39We all know who pimples get wonders
06:42One to you Emma
06:43Okay
06:44Absolutely rubbish
06:45Baba and Jack take three
06:47Joint third
06:47Got it
06:48I'll tell you because it doesn't exist
06:49But it's very imaginative
06:50You get four points
06:51This
06:53Dilemma is awful
06:54Five points to Rosie Rose
06:55Four points to Andy Zaltzman
06:56There we go
06:57Well done
06:57Well done
06:58Well done
07:01Task time
07:03Well, well, well
07:04Yes, it's time for a task
07:05Sure
07:05But also time for an eye test
07:07Hmm
07:22Baba
07:25What's this?
07:29That's the first time the helmet's come in use
07:31Yep
07:33Oh, yeah
07:34I know what this is
07:38That's
07:39That's to wedge your head into
07:40Oh, I like this
07:44It's comfy, isn't it?
07:46Can I have it?
07:49No
07:49Please
07:50No
07:51But
07:53No
08:00Put on the special glasses
08:03Fastest wins
08:04No, they're not glasses
08:10I hate opticians
08:11Because you can never tell
08:13If the eye chart is actually in focus
08:16Or whether it's just a big scam
08:25Rosie's immediate reaction is
08:27I love this chair
08:29And I want to take it home
08:30And Jack posits the theory
08:32That all opticians are part of an international scam
08:37It could be
08:37It could be
08:39It could be
08:39It could be
08:40Well, first up
08:41Zootalor
08:42It's Emma and Baba
08:44Are these the special glasses, yeah?
08:46They must be, bro
08:47But no, these ain't the special glasses
08:49Where are the special glasses at?
08:51T-I-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-W-O-L-E-P-H
08:55-E-D-E-C-H
08:56Pardon?
08:57I didn't understand it either
08:59Oh, cheesed
09:02I'm not able to work with that
09:05All right
09:07Where are these special glasses?
09:09Cheesed
09:10See if there's anything in here
09:13Oh
09:16Oh
09:16Oh
09:17That was bad for me
09:18Sorry
09:18T-I-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T
09:24-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T-R-T
09:43I don't know how to speak
09:44What's this?
09:45French?
09:45I can't speak French
09:47Cheese
09:48There's the cheese
09:51I'm actually against the clock
09:52There's a cheese dome
09:53And I'm just going to look in there very quick
10:04Yeah, brilliant
10:05All right
10:06Well that took a minute
10:07You should have to look at the interior of the house
10:17What's screwed, bro?
10:19You should have to look at the interior of the house
10:22Oh my god
10:23So I did French at uni
10:25What did you get?
10:272-1
10:27Tell you what you get if you get first
10:29The vocabulary of socle
10:31I don't know what that means
10:38You must look in the inside of a socle
10:41That is such an incredible shame
10:43Socle
10:46I'm about to call Eddie Caddy
10:47He's Congolese but they speak French
10:49I might just have to quickly use word reference
10:52Can you hear me?
10:54Try and translate this for me, please
10:56Uh, vos tevez a
10:59Ah, man
11:01What?
11:01Don't do that
11:02Bro, I don't know French
11:05I've consented to the cookies
11:07You haven't allowed all the cookies
11:08I'm under a lot of stress
11:09I've allowed them all
11:10Oh my god
11:11All right, I've sent it to you, bro
11:15What's going on?
11:16One second, one second
11:18Yeah
11:18Basically, you should look at the inside of the base
11:20The inside of the base?
11:22Base?
11:24Yeah, pedestal, pedestal
11:28Imagine
11:28This is so insane
11:32Bang!
11:42You increasingly make really strange noises
11:45I know
11:46Have we got a couple of the noises that came out during that attempt?
11:49I always isolate the noises, here they are
11:51Mmm
11:53Oh
11:54Par
12:01But we knew what she meant
12:02I know what she means
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:05Yeah
12:05I'm going to start using par
12:07But the point is, they both found the special glasses
12:10They did
12:11Who should we see next?
12:12Andy and Rosie?
12:13Yes, I think so, Alex
12:13Great job on all the admin, etc
12:15Here we go
12:17It feels like there should be a clue in there somewhere
12:21No, it's some strange tongue
12:24At least there's special glasses
12:29Is this enough?
12:31Oh, that's not very special
12:32Oh, sorry
12:33Right
12:34I don't understand
12:36So that feels like it might come off
12:39Right
12:41I don't understand
12:45Special glasses
12:46Special glasses
12:47I feel like I'm missing one of your clues again
12:53Why was that here?
12:56Is there anything behind you?
12:58There's nothing
12:58That comes off
13:00And you know I'm strong
13:03So if I break this
13:07That's on you
13:09I'm missing something here, Alex
13:10Glasses
13:11OK
13:11Other than the glasses
13:14Right
13:23OK
13:25I mean, that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?
13:27Is it special?
13:28I don't know
13:28Depends your attitude to Flamingo
13:30I felt like they're special
13:31I mean, it was right there
13:32I mean, I could have got that within seconds
13:35Yeah, baby!
13:40Oh, no!
13:48I just think that two grown adults being told to look for some magic glasses
13:52And it being both their instincts to go, are these the magic glasses?
13:57Sort of smacks of some sort of unravelling
14:01Andy looked at the optician's board for quite a while
14:04But he was just reading it forwards over and over again
14:06Ironically, I'm Jewish and the Hebrew text is written right to left
14:11But I'm equally, unfortunately, I'm a very, very lapsed Jew
14:15I didn't seem to read right to left
14:18How did they do?
14:19Give me some scores
14:20Both of them were quicker than
14:22In French
14:24Le...
14:25Le...
14:26Zoltzman
14:27We are
14:28Zoltzman A. Jones
14:30Oui
14:32V...
14:33Plus vite
14:34Que...
14:35Les autres
14:35Oh!
14:38Oui!
14:39Part one is complete
14:39It's...
14:40Here's the fucking adverts
14:42APPLAUSE
14:58Hello!
14:59Welcome back to the show, it's part two and our cast have been busy looking for some special glasses
15:04So busy, Greg
15:05I mean, so busy
15:08We've had four successes so far
15:10And the answer is right under their noses
15:12Talking of noses
15:13Finally, here's a man with a really lovely one
15:15It's Jack Dee
15:20Is there anything that's not...
15:24I need to look round the house, I think, if it's not these ones, unless they've been hidden in here,
15:30that would be... you went...
15:33I didn't mean...
15:34I didn't mean to do that
15:35Oh, OK
15:35But I did do that
15:36Yeah
15:36Yeah
15:49Um...
15:49I think this is special
15:53I'm slightly surprised
15:55Why?
15:55But I don't think I can deny that those are special glasses
15:57I think... thank you
15:58Thank you
15:59APPLAUSE
16:01Oh, come on
16:02It's quite exciting when you put your hand near the special glasses
16:06And then you just wandered off and came back in with any old glasses
16:10It's just a shame we didn't nail what special glasses were
16:13It wasn't defined
16:14What was the task?
16:16Well, it was to put on the special glasses
16:18And isn't the elephant in the room here that they're goggles?
16:22LAUGHTER
16:22Shall I tell you the times?
16:25Tell me the times
16:25Well, Bubba was the slowest in 13.20
16:28Emma, 9.40
16:29Rosie and Andy, only 30 seconds between them
16:32Rosie, 5 minutes 24
16:33Andy, 4 minutes 53
16:36Oh...
16:36Jack the Quickest, 4 minutes 23
16:38Well then, come on
16:40But he must be punished
16:42He must be punished for not finding the special glasses
16:46We're giving him a sympathy point
16:48So the winner is Andy Zaltzman on this occasion
16:50OK, so it's 1 to Jack
16:512 to Bubba
16:523 to Emma
16:524 to Rosie
16:535 to Andy Zaltzman
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:58In this episode, two leaders at the top
17:00It's Andy and Rosie on 9 points
17:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:09Next, well, this one really is a great big barrel of laughs
17:13MUSIC PLAYS
17:30WHISTLE BLOWS
17:33WHISTLE BLOWS
17:34LAUGHTER
17:36LAUGHTER
17:37Hello, Rosie.
17:38Oh, yeah!
17:41Hello.
17:42Hello, Emma.
17:43Hi.
17:44A couple of questions for you before we start.
17:46OK.
17:46How far do you think you've just walked?
17:48That's probably 40 metres.
17:50Yeah, 40 yards, 40 metres.
17:5250 yards.
17:53A few yards.
17:5625 metres.
18:0043...
18:01yards.
18:02Briefly, how are you and yourself?
18:04Well, good.
18:05I'm great, bro.
18:06Yeah, I have my good days, I have my bad days.
18:09LAUGHTER
18:09Six?
18:11Yeah.
18:11Did you sleep well last night?
18:13Um...
18:14Eight.
18:15Ten hours!
18:16No, I have a four-month-old.
18:18I wore socks, middle of the night I had to take them off,
18:21so that disrupted it a tiny bit.
18:23Knowing I was coming to a theme park,
18:25I had a precautionary crap.
18:29LAUGHTER
18:29Did you have any peculiar dreams?
18:31I mean, he's running the 100-metre final on a...
18:34whilst riding a pig, is that peculiar?
18:35Can't remember my dreams, man.
18:37I don't dream.
18:39Er, yeah.
18:40I think some admin stuff.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:43OK, so shall I open?
18:45Yes, you should now.
18:46All right.
18:48Be at the highest number barrel
18:50when Alex blows his whistle again.
18:53You're at number one currently.
18:54Number two is to your right.
18:56Oh, right.
18:57OK.
18:58You may only move to the next barrel
19:00when you have completed the challenge at the previous barrel.
19:05If you fail a barrel challenge twice in a row,
19:07you must move back to the first barrel.
19:10I'm going to fail this barrel.
19:12If you are at an even number barrel at the end of the barrel task,
19:14you are disqualified.
19:15That seems harsh, Alex.
19:17You have as long as it took you to walk to this barrel
19:20and read up to this line.
19:22Three minutes and four seconds.
19:24OK.
19:24I went really quick.
19:26You ran, yes.
19:27Yes.
19:27You've got two and a half minutes.
19:29You've got four minutes and ten seconds to play with here.
19:31I wish my dream had been longer.
19:32I could have told you more about it.
19:34That's two minutes forty-two you've got.
19:36I didn't know that though.
19:37You guys didn't tell me,
19:38yo, slow down.
19:39You've got six minutes and eight seconds for this time.
19:42This is where the policy comes in handy.
19:48Yes!
19:50Your time started when you said the word barrel for the ninth time.
19:55We're off.
20:00You've never dreamed?
20:02I never dreamed because I'm already living the dream.
20:12Emma, you dream about admin and you had to take your socks off
20:16in the middle of the night.
20:17Erm, when women...
20:21OK.
20:23Women are much likelier to orgasm if their feet are kept warm.
20:29What?
20:31This is new territory.
20:34I know!
20:34People don't talk to me.
20:35I don't know what the hell's going on.
20:38I don't need to go into it, do I?
20:40So, I'm sorry.
20:40You're serious?
20:41Women are more likely to orgasm if they're wearing socks?
20:44No.
20:45If their feet are cold, they're less likely to orgasm.
20:50And you took them off.
20:52Well...
20:52LAUGHTER
20:57OK.
20:58Let's see some stuff.
21:00Right, I'm going to double barrel to begin with.
21:02It's Baba and Rosie.
21:04Throw an odd number with this dice.
21:11Come on.
21:15Er...
21:16Number five.
21:17Yes!
21:19Answer Alex's question correctly.
21:22True or false, Baba?
21:23True or false?
21:23Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes?
21:26False.
21:27False.
21:28It's true.
21:28True or false?
21:29All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus?
21:33No.
21:34False.
21:34Correct.
21:35You can move on.
21:36True.
21:37It's false.
21:37Back to the dice, please.
21:38Oh, God!
21:42Three.
21:43You can move on.
21:44Pick any single red playing card.
21:47I'll pick the first one.
21:48OK.
21:49Correct.
21:49Wow!
21:50Come on!
21:50Let's go!
21:51One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
21:54True.
21:54False.
21:55True or false?
21:55Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
21:57False.
21:58It is false.
21:59It's Mark.
21:59Yes!
22:01That one.
22:02OK.
22:05There we go.
22:06Oh, shit!
22:08Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
22:11Your right hand.
22:13Give one more go.
22:16Your left hand.
22:17Correct.
22:17Come on, let's go!
22:18Select an even number bingo ball.
22:21OK.
22:22Yeah?
22:23Maybe a bit slower.
22:25Bro, you're wasting my time.
22:27There's one.
22:27What number is it?
22:2855.
22:29Right, try again.
22:3229.
22:33Right back to barrel number one.
22:34Oh, what?
22:35You've got one minute and one second left.
22:37Oh, man.
22:39Five.
22:40Boom.
22:41One.
22:42Let's go.
22:42One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
22:45That's false.
22:45Correct.
22:46Come on.
22:46True or false?
22:47The high five was invented in 1977.
22:50False.
22:51True.
22:51True or false?
22:52True or false?
22:53True or false?
22:54The dialing code for Greece is plus 31.
22:56Glow in the dark.
22:57Lobsters are biologically immortal.
22:59True.
23:00False.
23:01No, it's true.
23:02True.
23:02False.
23:03True or false?
23:04True or false?
23:04Pineapples take two years to grow.
23:07True.
23:08Correct.
23:10I'll pick this one.
23:11Come on.
23:12That one.
23:14Correct.
23:1520 seconds left.
23:16That one.
23:18Yeah.
23:20Which hand is my whistling?
23:21That one.
23:22No.
23:23Which hand is my whistling?
23:24That one.
23:25No.
23:25Yes!
23:27Come out.
23:29This thing is rigged.
23:31That's your time up.
23:32You are on barrel number five.
23:34Come on, bro!
23:35You've got a minute and 30 seconds.
23:37Erm, yeah.
23:39I reckon I'm happy.
23:42OK.
23:42I stopped there.
23:44Yeah.
23:45You got to barrel number five.
23:48More than halfway, I'm happy with that.
23:55APPLAUSE
23:57It was rigged.
23:58It was rigged.
23:59It was racist.
24:03I was so shit at that.
24:07No.
24:07Don't talk yourself down.
24:08Just because you, a grown woman, think that lobsters can live forever.
24:15But I want lobsters to live forever.
24:20Yeah, that's not how it works, Rosie.
24:23They've both got the same score.
24:25Both got the same score.
24:26Five barrels.
24:27It seems like a reasonably strong start.
24:30Yes.
24:30Who's next?
24:31Well, she ran to the barrels and spoke very quickly,
24:34reducing the time she had quite dramatically.
24:35So, good luck to Emma Siddee.
24:38You've got two and a half minutes.
24:41Throw an odd number with this dice.
24:44Cool.
24:44You've done it.
24:44Answer Alex's question correctly.
24:46Go on.
24:46Hello, Emma.
24:47True or false?
24:48Yeah.
24:48Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
24:51Er, false.
24:53True.
24:54No, I can ask you a second one.
24:56True or false?
24:57All the electricity powering the internet weighs the same as a school bus.
25:00True.
25:01It's false. It's the same as a plum.
25:03Wrong.
25:03Back we go. You've got two wrong.
25:07Hello, Emma.
25:08Yeah.
25:09True or false?
25:09False.
25:09One in every 15 people has a third nipple.
25:11False.
25:12It is false.
25:13One in 18.
25:14Pick a single red playing card.
25:16Oh.
25:17OK.
25:19Predict which hand Alex's whistle is in.
25:21You're right!
25:22Well, I'm not...
25:23You're right.
25:24Hello, Emma.
25:25Er, yes, it is.
25:26Select an Eden-numbered Bingle book.
25:31How do these work?
25:33No, just turn the handle.
25:3518.
25:36Right, OK.
25:37Eat a chocolate covered coffee bean.
25:42Oh, I know which...
25:43That was coffee, that was coffee.
25:45Yes.
25:45It's also a head.
25:48Oh, now you must go back to one.
25:49You did it twice wrong.
25:50How many...
25:51Where do I have to go?
25:52Back to the beginning.
25:53Yep.
25:56Hello, Emma.
25:57Yep, quick.
25:57You've got 45 seconds.
25:59I don't care.
25:59True or false?
26:00Wayne Rooney's middle name is Paul.
26:02Er, true.
26:03No, it's Mark.
26:04I can ask you another one.
26:05Go.
26:06True or false?
26:06Yeah.
26:07The high five was invented in 1977.
26:10False.
26:10No, it's true.
26:11Back to the dark.
26:11That's not true.
26:13Come on.
26:14Wait.
26:15True or false?
26:15J was the last letter added to the alphabet.
26:18True.
26:19It is true.
26:20OK.
26:21There you go.
26:22Right, OK.
26:23Er...
26:24Right!
26:25Er...
26:25Right.
26:26No, not right.
26:27Where now?
26:27I'll do it again if you want.
26:28OK, right!
26:29No, it's still not right.
26:31Where now?
26:32Come on.
26:32You've got ten seconds.
26:35Go on!
26:36True or false?
26:36Lobsters are biologically immortal.
26:38True.
26:39No, it's false.
26:40They die.
26:41Australia is wider than the moon.
26:43You've got two seconds.
26:43True, true, true, true.
26:44It is true.
26:48I'm at three.
26:49Just.
26:50I am at three, though.
26:53OK.
26:56Fascinating.
26:57Good.
26:57Emma was patently shit at that task.
27:00But had the demeanour of someone who was excellent.
27:05True act.
27:06And...
27:06And was speaking to you as if you were getting in the way of her genius.
27:09Yes.
27:10Come on.
27:10Yep, yep, yep.
27:12I think I was in a playful mood.
27:14Is that playful?
27:18I would have sworn the socks were off up there.
27:22That's the end of part two.
27:23Time for a break and a chance to look at that fitness watch that you've been wearing.
27:27Anyway, let me guess.
27:28Time to stand.
27:29Put the cheese puffs down.
27:31Your children need you.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:44Welcome back to Taskmaster, where our speedy comedians are in a theme park surrounded by barrels.
27:50Yes, Greg.
27:51At last, the fast cast were asked to do a cast task in a vast park.
27:55Two manly guys left to go.
27:57That's right.
27:58It's Jeff Capes and Monty Don.
27:59Not really.
28:00It's Jack T and Andy V.
28:03Throw an odd number with this dice.
28:06One.
28:07Yeah.
28:08Welcome to barrel number two.
28:09True or false?
28:10Humans have the same number of neck bones as giraffes.
28:12True.
28:13Correct.
28:14It could be a stacked deck where they're all...
28:16That's black.
28:17OK.
28:19That's black again.
28:20Back to the beginning now, Jack.
28:22OK.
28:23Predict which hand my whistle is in.
28:25Left.
28:26This one?
28:26Yep.
28:27Correct.
28:28Correct.
28:29Yes.
28:29Yes.
28:30We move on.
28:3488.
28:35We move on.
28:39Two.
28:40Oh, that's an even number.
28:42Oh, it is.
28:42Yeah, yeah.
28:43Eat a chocolate-covered coffee bean.
28:49Yeah, that's coffee bean.
28:52It's not my first time.
28:53That was lucky.
28:54Do you promise, Jack?
28:57That was a lie.
28:59Tops or head?
28:59As in with the coin?
29:00Yes, please.
29:03It's head.
29:04Why?
29:04Does that count as enough?
29:05Yes.
29:06Pull a lemon out from this box.
29:08Is there a lemon in the box?
29:09I'm going to find out.
29:12Congratulations.
29:13You have reached the ninth barrel.
29:14You've done really well.
29:15Good stuff.
29:15Stop the clock.
29:19Yeah, that was coffee.
29:20That sounded more coffee-y.
29:21Yeah.
29:22OK.
29:22You've got 20 seconds left.
29:24Toss ahead.
29:27OK.
29:29I mean...
29:30You've got two seconds.
29:31Congratulations.
29:32You have reached the ninth barrel.
29:33You've done really well.
29:34Good stuff.
29:40I think Alex is extra sweet with Jack.
29:44No, no, I think he's a little bit nervous.
29:50I'm not sweet with Jack.
29:51Couldn't give a shit.
29:54You've changed.
29:57Yeah, so both of them did very well.
29:59I mean, looking at Jack, you wouldn't know he'd nailed the task,
30:01but congratulations, Jack.
30:03Why didn't you just kiss him?
30:07All five contestants ended on odd-number barrels, so well done.
30:10Tick.
30:11Tick.
30:11Emma, you came last, though, so one point to you.
30:13Rosie and Bubba both managed to barrel five,
30:15so you come joint third with three points.
30:17Andy and Jack both got to barrel nine,
30:18so both get five points each.
30:23Let's have another one.
30:25OK.
30:26This one involves just three simple requests.
30:41Yo, yo, yo?
30:47Hello?
30:49You weirdly don't look much different.
30:52What do you mean by that?
30:57Of course you can.
31:00There's a task. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
31:02It looks like it's floating. It's floating.
31:05OK.
31:06Label a part of your body, make a surprising noise...
31:10And do something interesting.
31:12..with your legs.
31:13You have one minute.
31:15The time starts now.
31:19I just greased my hands. There we go.
31:21Why did he grease your hands?
31:22Well, because my hands were dry.
31:24My head.
31:25Arm.
31:26My upper nose area.
31:31Gemma.
31:33Don't put that on the elbow, I think.
31:36What does it say?
31:38I saw the words of truth.
31:40Nexus.
31:42Surprising noise.
31:43Roar!
31:45Roar!
31:45Meow!
31:46Roar!
31:47Claw!
31:48Roar!
31:49Then do something interesting with your legs.
31:51Still got 40 seconds.
31:52Oh!
31:54So they're sort of perpendicular and crossed.
31:57OK.
31:57Yeah.
32:00Right.
32:01I'm doing something with my legs.
32:02Isn't that lovely?
32:02Yeah.
32:05Right.
32:15That's your time up, Rosie.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Still got ten seconds.
32:19Oh, shake at the end of it.
32:20Hang on.
32:23Really quite low.
32:24Mm.
32:25Oof!
32:27OK, thank you.
32:29So how does that work then?
32:30Is that a sort of subjective judgement?
32:32Points-wise?
32:33Yeah.
32:34Well, it depends what you do now.
32:37Oh.
32:38Do these three things again.
32:40And again.
32:41And again.
32:42In that same order.
32:44Oh, blood, man.
32:45What the hell?
32:46Most sequences completed within ten minutes.
32:49Ten minutes?
32:50Mm.
32:50Wins.
32:51Oh, my word.
32:53Well, I think we're probably both regretting what's just happened.
32:56Yep.
32:58APPLAUSE
33:04Who tricked them into doing something that will be difficult to replicate over and over again?
33:09Particularly when it involves the nexus of truth.
33:12LAUGHTER
33:12The nexus of truth.
33:14Yeah.
33:15It is now in urbandictionary.com.
33:17We've added it.
33:19LAUGHTER
33:19Yes.
33:20It wasn't there before.
33:20It's nice to leave a legacy for future generations.
33:22That's lovely.
33:22OK, well, with a woof meow and an oof, it's Andy and Rosie.
33:27Here we go.
33:27What is it, upper nose area?
33:29It's quite a long phrase, isn't it?
33:30Yeah.
33:31I wish I'd chosen a shorter phrase.
33:33But, you know, a nickname's a nickname.
33:35Right.
33:37Er...
33:37Woof meow!
33:38Ooh!
33:39HE SIGHS
33:40HE SIGHS
33:40HE SIGHS
33:45Lovely.
33:46Yeah.
33:46Right, come on, up you get, up you get, I haven't got time.
33:48HE SIGHS
33:50Sorry, Matt.
33:51This is not the way we wanted our careers to go.
33:54LAUGHTER
33:56Oh, sorry, sorry.
33:58Again.
33:59Quick.
34:00Please.
34:03HE SIGHS
34:05Assume the position.
34:07HE SIGHS
34:09Yes.
34:11HE SIGHS
34:12HE SIGHS
34:12HE SIGHS
34:13WHOOH
34:13Oww!
34:13Oww!
34:14HE SIGHS
34:16HE SIGHS
34:19It's not everywhere.
34:20OK.
34:21Hi Rosie.
34:22HE SIGHS
34:22Aw, petting nose!
34:41WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
34:45Yeah, I'm back on like a hundred.
34:50Yeah, if we round it up.
34:51Wow!
34:54Now, 18 seconds.
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