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[Unsent Text Message] "I know you're my brother's best friend, and I know this is wrong... but I can't stop thinking about last night."
The tension in "Craving My Brother's Best Friend" will leave you breathless. It’s the perfect blend of sneaking around, stolen kisses, and the constant, thrilling fear of the older brother walking in on them.
If you crave forbidden, spicy romance, this full web series is for you.
The tension in "Craving My Brother's Best Friend" will leave you breathless. It’s the perfect blend of sneaking around, stolen kisses, and the constant, thrilling fear of the older brother walking in on them.
If you crave forbidden, spicy romance, this full web series is for you.
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Fire.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:48my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:02It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:07So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:00You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08Yeah.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:09No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:13Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:53Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:02And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:05Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08All right.
00:03:08You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:11Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, everybody.
00:03:24You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:26having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:41Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug,
00:03:50like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like,
00:03:53will give you a virus if you open it,
00:03:55so you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:56And if you see anything from me,
00:03:57you should just delete it right away
00:03:59and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut
00:04:04about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:09No, I've been, uh, you know,
00:04:11at a training camp the last, like, two weeks,
00:04:13so I had a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:22Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:25Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:28Because you know, like I am,
00:04:30I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron,
00:04:32so, uh,
00:04:32if there's anything I need to know about,
00:04:34you should, uh,
00:04:35tell me.
00:04:36No, nothing.
00:04:37Nothing scandalous.
00:04:38I'm gonna go, actually,
00:04:39I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:49New city.
00:04:50New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:52And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid,
00:04:56perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:24I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:29And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team,
00:05:36and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:44Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines,
00:05:51then I'm fine with it.
00:05:53Sure.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway.
00:05:59Third door on the left.
00:06:00And just barge in.
00:06:02Be aggressive.
00:06:03He loves them.
00:06:06See you luck.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:18Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:25Third door.
00:06:26Meeting room.
00:06:27Show him aggression.
00:06:28I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:45Hmm.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:53What?
00:06:54No!
00:06:55No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa!
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:07I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:11Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Um...
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett?
00:07:41He's the football captain?
00:07:43Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half amazing.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:54The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:00I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's alright.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28What's that?
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:31It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:00Touchdown!
00:09:02I slept.
00:09:09You guys are benched.
00:09:11What?
00:09:11It's just a joke.
00:09:13Seriously?
00:09:15The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:19Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:20In the men's shower, Elson, unhinged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me now.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:39Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message, sir?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:09Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:11You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:20Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:28So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:31Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop.
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:38That's not cool.
00:10:39You can't do that.
00:10:41That's not fair.
00:10:42Yes, it is.
00:10:43Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:46So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:49I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Do what?
00:10:55I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:06Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:08Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:18I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:30My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:37Brett.
00:11:38Harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:43Yes.
00:11:45Any and a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:54No, I just...
00:12:03Oh my god.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condens, do you see?
00:12:13I'll tell you this.
00:12:15It's for grownups.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18They use your face.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:21That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:35You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:47I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:50I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:56Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate.
00:13:18And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:30Mm-hmm.
00:13:30And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:33So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:37And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:42make sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53Pro Max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:57Yeah, Pro Max.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:10You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:12I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:29Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie?
00:14:41Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:51And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:58I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:04Come on.
00:15:06Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:08Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:20Oh my god.
00:15:22Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:25Oh.
00:15:28Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:31Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:38Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:42You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:45I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:51Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up.
00:15:57Let's play a game.
00:16:12I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:29What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick-tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:43Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:03That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06Since you're so thirsty, lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:25What's up?
00:17:26Where are you?
00:17:28I'm at Club Five.
00:17:29I lost a dare.
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:33What kind of dare?
00:17:36I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:40Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:44a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:46Come on, Brett.
00:17:47Please, this is serious.
00:17:48Can you just come get me?
00:17:49No, Allison.
00:17:50You know what?
00:17:51You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:53Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:00He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:03You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:16Grab her.
00:18:17What?
00:18:17Nope!
00:18:18Get off of me!
00:18:19You lost the dare.
00:18:20You pay the price.
00:18:24You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:28We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:32No!
00:18:33No!
00:18:45What was that?
00:18:46Oh.
00:18:47Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:54Please!
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:57A dare is a dare.
00:18:58Stop fighting.
00:19:00I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:02Taking that V card out there.
00:19:12Please!
00:19:13Please stop!
00:19:14You're getting this?
00:19:15That's what gets used.
00:19:18Hey, asshole!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:44Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:50I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:52She's practically begging for it.
00:20:04You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:06Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:09And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:16Great.
00:20:17We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:21Yep.
00:20:23You okay?
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26Let's go.
00:20:34Hey!
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:36What do you think you're doing?
00:20:38Huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:40Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52When you told everyone
00:20:55that I'm your girl.
00:20:57The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it
00:21:00when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:05And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09I know.
00:21:11Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:13Always causing trouble.
00:21:14Please, just put this out.
00:21:16Happy?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:22Well, you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:25dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:28Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:30You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:32Okay?
00:21:32These people are not your friends
00:21:34and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:35And you don't need to.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:38And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:40And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:42That's not true.
00:21:45Fuck Rita.
00:21:46Fuck everybody.
00:21:49I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:50I don't want to be me.
00:21:52Okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked.
00:21:53I want to be wanted.
00:21:55And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:00I'll always be there.
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:03What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:13All I can think, just this once.
00:22:17What?
00:22:20Just say it.
00:22:21Just say it.
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:29That is not true.
00:22:30Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:38And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:44Forget I said anything.
00:22:47I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:49No, Allison.
00:22:50Allison, stop it.
00:22:58Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:02Why?
00:23:03Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:09It says that you have to stop.
00:23:13Please don't stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:20Please don't stop.
00:23:21Please don't stop.
00:23:21Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:37We're hurting everything.
00:23:50Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:56Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:00Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:03Face time to run.
00:24:07What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:19Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:28and beat your ass.
00:24:29It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:31We just...
00:24:32I butt-dialed you.
00:24:34We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:43Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:51My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right.
00:24:55Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:24:59right now or something.
00:25:00I need you to take care of that.
00:25:01I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:03I got it.
00:25:05Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:09Oh, my God.
00:25:10That was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, but, uh...
00:25:14What?
00:25:14Come on, we should...
00:25:15You forgot something.
00:25:16No, Ellie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:18Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:27Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:36is you.
00:25:44All right, ladies.
00:25:46Physical assessments today.
00:25:48Allison, you're first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison.
00:26:23I see you.
00:26:25Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:27You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:30Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it.
00:26:42What's your problem?
00:26:45Hmm?
00:26:53Partner up!
00:26:55Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison?
00:27:01Let me help.
00:27:02I'm real hands-on.
00:27:04Hmm.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06Come on.
00:27:07It'll be fun.
00:27:08I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:13Oh, excuse me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right.
00:27:23She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:30Walk away, Chad.
00:27:32Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man.
00:27:36You're a loss.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:43What?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:51Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:01You first.
00:28:08Let's go!
00:28:09We don't have all day!
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:11I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:16Let's go!
00:28:17We don't have all day!
00:28:19You want to play?
00:28:21Fine.
00:28:22Let's play.
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:55I'm not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:28:59Stop where?
00:29:02Switch positions!
00:29:05You're turned.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:21And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:40What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brett?
00:29:51Okay.
00:29:51And done, Allison.
00:29:53You killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Good flirting, you two.
00:30:13You're off me.
00:30:30Oh my god.
00:30:32Oh my god.
00:30:32It's fucking hot.
00:30:33Hot.
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:35Oh my god.
00:30:37Can you talk?
00:30:39Oh my god.
00:30:40Oh my god.
00:30:40No.
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:45Here.
00:30:45Thanks.
00:30:47Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:51I need brain bleach, but damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine.
00:31:00Just, it's okay.
00:31:01Just forget it, okay?
00:31:02I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it, and neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:17I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:23Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and
00:31:32makeup thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:33Nobody told me that, had, oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:39This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
00:31:44We're all, uh, it's alright.
00:31:45Okay.
00:32:00Get all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Um.
00:32:03I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:19And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:21Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:23Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:25Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:34Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:36I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:38Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:41Late is late.
00:32:42You're just too lazy.
00:32:51Hey!
00:32:53What's your problem?
00:32:54My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:05Stop!
00:33:06Are you crazy?
00:33:08Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:12Stop!
00:33:14You want to fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:22Hey!
00:33:23What are you doing?
00:33:24What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:25Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:26This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:28Cool.
00:33:28Get out.
00:33:31Get out of here.
00:33:31All of you, get out of here.
00:33:33Right now.
00:33:33Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out!
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:43I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:45I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:48It's gonna be okay.
00:33:48We have enough time.
00:33:50Trust me.
00:33:53Hi, hello.
00:33:55Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:56and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:33:58Right now.
00:34:03All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:05Use my jersey.
00:34:06Make it look better than the original.
00:34:07All right?
00:34:08All right.
00:34:32Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:45She looks...
00:34:46Stony.
00:34:49Look at you.
00:34:50You look, uh...
00:34:51You look fantastic.
00:34:52You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:55It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:58That's true, I am.
00:34:59Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:04You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:12Of course.
00:35:14As...
00:35:15More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:18All right.
00:35:19Time's ticking.
00:35:20Let's move.
00:35:22Allison.
00:35:23I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:27But it works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:31Let's go.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:36Hey, uh...
00:35:44Look at the leg.
00:35:48Hold it in.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:00Oh, yeah.
00:36:02Oh, yeah.
00:36:02One, two, three, go.
00:36:04Woo!
00:36:07Shout out loud!
00:36:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah.
00:36:21Oh, yeah.
00:36:23Oh, yeah.
00:36:32What is that girl?
00:36:33She's on fire.
00:36:34That's Allison Scott.
00:36:36Who knows she had moves?
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:44I mean, damn.
00:36:45I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:48Body in that uniform?
00:36:50Woo!
00:36:51You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:53Stay with me.
00:36:55I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:36:59I'm telling you right now.
00:37:01If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:14He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:16He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:21Touchdown!
00:37:22Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:24State wins.
00:37:40Hey!
00:37:42Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:44That was really good.
00:37:46You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:48Okay, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:53Are you okay?
00:37:54Kiss!
00:37:55Kiss!
00:37:55Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:19Now we've got ourselves a good old Kiss Cam standoff
00:38:23I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:31I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37But I want it.
00:38:53Wait.
00:38:54What?
00:39:00I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:02Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:13Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:18Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:21No problem.
00:39:30This is insane.
00:39:31I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:34But it feels so right.
00:39:37I never want it to end.
00:39:42Harrison!
00:39:48Harrison!
00:39:52What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:55Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:57You're making a scene.
00:39:58I'm making a scene?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:39:59I'm making a scene.
00:40:00You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:03Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:07Are you serious right now?
00:40:07If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:12You're unbelievable.
00:40:14I hate you.
00:40:18Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:18No, no, no, no.
00:40:19You cut the crap.
00:40:20You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:22I promise.
00:40:23Do not bullshit me.
00:40:24Do not bullshit me.
00:40:25Absolutely nothing.
00:40:26I'm serious.
00:40:27Nothing.
00:40:28You're fucking lying.
00:40:29I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:31She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:33I know that.
00:40:33So you stay in your lane.
00:40:35Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:38You do not cross me.
00:40:39You do not.
00:40:40I promise.
00:40:41Dude, fuck.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I sound like a mom.
00:40:52This is ridiculous.
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:55He's literally in the next room.
00:40:57You know what?
00:40:59Just go in there.
00:41:00Just ask him, hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:03He kissed me back.
00:41:05He can't deny it this time.
00:41:06It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:11Do or die.
00:41:18What are you doing?
00:41:19Getting groceries.
00:41:20What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:22I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:23Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:25I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:28She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:31Brett.
00:41:33What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:36I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:37I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:40Why?
00:41:41You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:43Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:45You know what?
00:41:46I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:50It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:41:53Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:54The fun's over.
00:41:55It's finished.
00:41:56Do you understand?
00:42:00Don't you dare.
00:42:01No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:02I'm not doing anything.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:03That's not fair, okay?
00:42:04Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:06Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:09Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:10You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:12Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:13I'm not doing anything.
00:42:15Yes, you are.
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:17Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:20Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:22Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:25I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:32Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:35Chad's a predator.
00:42:36And a loser.
00:42:37And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:42I can't.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:49Is he hard?
00:42:55Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:58You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:05Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:07You know, biology.
00:43:11Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:19Allie!
00:43:20Brett!
00:43:21He goes out here?
00:43:22Fucking shit!
00:43:23What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:24You have to get out.
00:43:25I can't get out.
00:43:25If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:28Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:30So I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:32Okay, cool.
00:43:33Allie, hey.
00:43:34Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:36Allie, hey.
00:43:37Just get under.
00:43:38Get under what?
00:43:38Brett, I have to get down.
00:43:44Allie.
00:43:45Hi.
00:43:46Showing alone?
00:43:47Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:49Run, I'm naked.
00:43:50Get out!
00:43:53You're, you're not, though.
00:43:56Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:00I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:02I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:03You got it, so.
00:44:04I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:10I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:12And I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:16Thanks.
00:44:23Okay, but, but, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:25Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:30So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:34Run.
00:44:35I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:36It's a game.
00:44:37Everyone does it.
00:44:39A game?
00:44:40I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:42This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:47So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:49That's fair.
00:44:50Chad sucks.
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:54He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:58They won't be.
00:45:01Okay, thanks.
00:45:05What was that?
00:45:08What was that?
00:45:11Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14I'm okay.
00:45:14Don't drown.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:15Okay?
00:45:16Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18Bye.
00:45:26Doc, the animal's gonna die.
00:45:29Good talk.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:34I have to ask you something.
00:45:35What?
00:45:36I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:39Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:40Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:41Just, there's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:56I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Yeah, whatever.
00:46:02I just...
00:46:16Rhett?
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:26Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:38Look.
00:46:39Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:41She's finally getting back.
00:46:42Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:45It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:47I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:50I came by myself.
00:46:52Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:58Nothing major.
00:46:58Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:02Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:06Huh.
00:47:07How much are you asking for this?
00:47:09$15.
00:47:11I made it myself.
00:47:13$15?
00:47:14For some plastic and twine.
00:47:15You don't have to buy it.
00:47:17It's ambitious.
00:47:19You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:22I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:28You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:32Are you insane?
00:47:34You actually want this garbage.
00:47:35You know, I value the artist.
00:47:37That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:38So, $500?
00:47:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:41She's nothing.
00:47:42No, you're nothing.
00:47:43Especially compared to her.
00:47:45How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:49Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:51No, I'm serious.
00:47:51Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:56You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:58What are you doing?
00:47:59What do you mean?
00:48:00You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:02You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:04And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:06You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:09What do you want?
00:48:10I'm just trying to...
00:48:12No.
00:48:12Oh, Allison.
00:48:14Party at my place.
00:48:16Celebrating the big win.
00:48:17You coming?
00:48:19I don't know.
00:48:20I'm not interested.
00:48:22She's a grown woman.
00:48:24She can speak for herself.
00:48:27So, what do you say?
00:48:30You're not going anywhere.
00:48:32And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:35Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:38You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:40Fine.
00:48:40Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:42No, yeah.
00:48:43Sounds fun.
00:48:47I'll be there.
00:48:56There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:00Oh, damn, Allison.
00:49:02You look sexy.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:09It's a cool party.
00:49:10Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:13Really?
00:49:14For me?
00:49:15Why did you do that?
00:49:16You're single.
00:49:18I'm single.
00:49:19You need another reason?
00:49:22So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:25No deal.
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:28He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:32It's his loss.
00:49:34My gain.
00:49:37Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:41Let's fix that.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:47There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:50Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:52You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:54No.
00:49:54What's that?
00:49:55We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:14Damn it.
00:50:15Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:18Come on, Allison.
00:50:19You're already here.
00:50:30Fine.
00:50:32But I play to win.
00:50:38Aki, check it out.
00:50:40Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:55Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:57Game's over.
00:50:58Let's go.
00:50:59Excuse me.
00:51:00What are you doing, huh?
00:51:00Get off of me.
00:51:01What do you think you're doing?
00:51:02You're ruining my night.
00:51:04Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:05What do you think Rob would think if you knew you were happy?
00:51:06Don't care.
00:51:07How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:09No more of these stupid games.
00:51:11You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:13I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:15I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:18Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:30Oh, my God.
00:51:31Oh, shit.
00:51:34Oh, shit.
00:51:40Ow!
00:51:42Hey, we got you.
00:51:43We got you.
00:51:44You okay?
00:51:44Hey.
00:51:45Hold on.
00:51:46Hold on.
00:51:46Hold on.
00:51:47It's okay.
00:51:48I got you.
00:51:48I got you.
00:51:49I got you.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:53Is she okay?
00:51:57Hey.
00:51:57Hey.
00:51:58Look at me.
00:51:59Look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:01You okay?
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:04I can't.
00:52:05I can't.
00:52:05I can't.
00:52:05I can't.
00:52:05I can't breathe.
00:52:06I can't breathe.
00:52:07All right.
00:52:07Hey.
00:52:08Oh.
00:52:09Oh.
00:52:10I'm sorry I'll be okay.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13It hurts.
00:52:13Let's get you.
00:52:14Hey.
00:52:14Let's get you.
00:52:15All right.
00:52:19Get out of my way.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:23Move.
00:52:25Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:27Here you go.
00:52:27Put you down.
00:52:28Hurry.
00:52:29You know, you could have died.
00:52:31And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:35close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's half a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:41What's not fair?
00:52:43What's not fair?
00:52:44What am I not understanding?
00:52:45Huh?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:47I don't know how this works.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:49I'm sorry.
00:52:50I'm figuring it out.
00:52:51I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:53You know what?
00:52:54That's fantastic.
00:52:54I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:52:59I'm not any better?
00:53:00What did I do?
00:53:00How am I not any better?
00:53:02What are you talking about?
00:53:03You're worse.
00:53:03I jumped in the pool.
00:53:05I saved your life.
00:53:06And now what?
00:53:06I'm an asshole?
00:53:07How am I worse?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:09Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:11Yeah.
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:15Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:18Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:21Yeah, I know.
00:53:21I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:24You know, I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:33That's the worst thing.
00:53:35That's it.
00:53:35I did.
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:36I fell in love with you.
00:53:37I'm in love with you.
00:53:38Stop, stop.
00:53:38And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:40I know that.
00:53:41I know.
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:53:53And you can't keep doing that.
00:53:56Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:04I'm going to tell you to stop this.
00:54:06I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:13Fuck it.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:16Fuck it.
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:39Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:41Every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:47than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:50Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:55But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:10I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:22I want you to take me right here.
00:55:23Every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:26It's you that I see.
00:55:29Every time.
00:55:34Hey, I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:00So what are we now?
00:56:06What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:17I think I already am.
00:56:22But what about Ron? He's gonna kill you.
00:56:26You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:28He's very protective older brother,
00:56:30but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:34how much I love you.
00:56:41I don't know, I think...
00:56:44I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:50I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:55But it's just for a little
00:56:58till we find the right moment.
00:57:00Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03I won't do your work.
00:57:05We'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:22Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain.
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:35I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:38I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:42Aww.
00:57:43Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me...
00:57:46Don't.
00:57:48My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:52Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:54He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:57Brett, stop.
00:57:59Don't.
00:58:00Read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you.
00:58:02Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:07Betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:10Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:12Holy shit.
00:58:14That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Palm's my center.
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you away, Allie?
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:33Fuck.
00:58:38Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:39Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:41Bye.
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:02Hey.
00:59:03Are you okay? You sounded sick.
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:05Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:08You think just because Brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now?
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:14Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:19Shoot.
00:59:20I'm late.
00:59:40Brett.
00:59:42That's Allison's.
00:59:44Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:45If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:04I see what you're up to.
01:00:08Hey.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:09You found my bag.
01:00:10I was looking for that.
01:00:12No problem.
01:00:13No problem.
01:00:16Attention.
01:00:17All members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:24I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:33thorough search.
01:00:33Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:43Excuse me.
01:00:43I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:46And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:48Look at this.
01:00:48This is perfection.
01:00:50It's every girl's dream.
01:00:51I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:55I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:00:59Search me.
01:01:00I have nothing to hide.
01:01:06Your turn, Scott.
01:01:08Sure, but I-
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:12Jackpaw.
01:01:13Well, well, well.
01:01:15Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:18I knew it.
01:01:19No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:23Allison.
01:01:24Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:28Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before.
01:01:30Okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:35Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:37I've never seen those.
01:01:38I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I-
01:01:40Lying.
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:48Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:51Yeah, sorry.
01:01:52I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:54He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:03I just...
01:02:05They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:10Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:14All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:18Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:21What?
01:02:22You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:25Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:26I mean, I know it.
01:02:28Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:32You little bitch.
01:02:34You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:36That's enough, Rita.
01:02:37My decision is final.
01:02:43I know.
01:02:43Listen up.
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:48You want us to drop her?
01:02:49She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:51That's the point.
01:02:53Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:02:55So tragic.
01:02:56I can't do that.
01:02:57Coach will kill me.
01:02:58Fine.
01:02:59Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:02I know everything, girls.
01:03:04Every dirty little secret.
01:03:06Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:09Your call.
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:19Very sweet.
01:03:22What happened back there?
01:03:24How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:29So I swapped it out.
01:03:32I knew it.
01:03:33I knew she was up to something.
01:03:35You know, I heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before.
01:03:38Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:40It was when we were...
01:03:43When we were having...
01:03:48Oh.
01:03:48Sex.
01:03:50So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:53Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:57Hey, do you...
01:04:00Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:01Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:03I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:05I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:07I'm being serious, too.
01:04:08Allison.
01:04:09Perfect.
01:04:10Just who you are.
01:04:10Yeah.
01:04:12I'll always be there.
01:04:15To catch you when you fall.
01:04:17Always.
01:04:20Alright.
01:04:22On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:25Rita, you're up first.
01:04:26Then Allison.
01:04:39Okay, Allison.
01:04:41Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:43You killed it.
01:05:07Hey.
01:05:08I told you to catch you.
01:05:10Brett.
01:05:11You just saved my life.
01:05:16I guess that makes me like a backup tree weed or something, huh?
01:05:20Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:24Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me.
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:28I could have died.
01:05:29That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:31Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:34Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:39Oh, Brett.
01:05:42Oh, my gosh.
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:46Alright, everyone.
01:05:47In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:58Wow.
01:06:00Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:02I'm proud of you.
01:06:03Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:07And that's game.
01:06:09State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:13Allie.
01:06:15Look, I know.
01:06:16It's not what you wanted.
01:06:16It's okay.
01:06:17Because you did good.
01:06:18That's all that matters.
01:06:19Thanks, bro.
01:06:20I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:21I'll be right back.
01:06:22Ew.
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:25Yo.
01:06:26Allison.
01:06:26She is.
01:06:27Looking good, baby.
01:06:29Y'all do private shows.
01:06:30You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:34You're so gross.
01:06:36Yo, what the hell?
01:06:37Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:39What's going on?
01:06:39I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:41No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:43You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:44I'm in your dreams.
01:06:46How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:50again?
01:06:51You think you're so fucking special?
01:06:54Why?
01:06:55You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:57How?
01:06:58By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:00I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:02Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:05You shameless whore.
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08One more woman.
01:07:10I do.
01:07:11You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:13She's a public boss.
01:07:14Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:17Hey!
01:07:19Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuckface.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:28That's enough.
01:07:29What's going on here?
01:07:30I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:32Chatter's going to hit her.
01:07:33You're going to hit her?
01:07:35No.
01:07:35Get my office now.
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me.
01:07:38This is a really nasty cut, okay, let's we should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:43All right, make sure you're on it.
01:07:50It's a really nasty cut, Brett. You could have broken your hand.
01:07:54Yeah, well, it was totally worth it. Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:07:59Sit up.
01:08:06You know, I could kind of get used to this, having Nurse Allison around, take care of me, help me
01:08:12out.
01:08:13Yo, guys, 304. I think it's this one. Let's go see the hero.
01:08:17Oh, shit. No, that's Ron and the whole team. They can't see us like this.
01:08:22I won't let him. I'll sell him. I'll sell him the truth.
01:08:25In front of the entire team, Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:31What do you want to do?
01:08:32Let's hide.
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:34Okay.
01:08:39Brett!
01:08:40Brett, you in there?
01:08:41Yeah, I'm just washing up, man.
01:08:44God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:49You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is...
01:08:55Doing this.
01:08:57You need a hand, man?
01:08:58No, I got everything I need.
01:08:59I need, uh, right here.
01:09:07You've got to be quiet.
01:09:11Let's see what happens.
01:09:14Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:17Hey, you know what? It takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:30I feel what you do to me.
01:09:32I feel what you do to me.
01:09:34It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:38100.
01:09:40Brett, you got to speed this up, man. We got your food. It's going to get cold.
01:09:44You know my hands are soft, bro. I can help you.
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right? I'm going to be a little while.
01:09:49All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:52Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:53You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:56I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:00health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:03You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:05You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:20Are you going to help me?
01:10:26No, I think I'm just going to watch.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this. Guaranteed.
01:10:49I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:53Sick.
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:10:58Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:03I will end you.
01:11:04Leave it.
01:11:07Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:13She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:16And her dealer?
01:11:18Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:20Brett Harrison.
01:11:25That's not true.
01:11:27You know what?
01:11:28I don't care.
01:11:29Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:31She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:34Just ask them yourself.
01:11:35Oh, really?
01:11:36Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:41Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:44He said he had good stuff.
01:11:47But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:50You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:52I have proof.
01:11:55I know real doctors.
01:11:57I've got pills.
01:11:59Allie,
01:12:00no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:08I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:10Oh, sweetie.
01:12:11It's all coming out now.
01:12:12I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:15We trusted you.
01:12:16Cheater!
01:12:17Son of a...
01:12:19Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:22Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:24She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:28Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody.
01:12:30A total bottom feeder.
01:12:32Rita, you know what?
01:12:32You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:36And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:41Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:43Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:44This is my sister, okay?
01:12:45She would never do something like this.
01:12:48And here come the pretzels.
01:12:51All right, that's enough.
01:12:52That's enough.
01:12:53Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:56as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:12:59I have no choice.
01:13:01Allison Scott,
01:13:02you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:06Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:08pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:10Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:13Hold on.
01:13:14Hold it.
01:13:15If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:18I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right body.
01:13:22No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:26Absolutely.
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again.
01:13:30So, what's the catch?
01:13:32We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:34This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:37not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:41Now, for the drugs.
01:13:43These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:45They're vitamins.
01:13:46You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:48You want to check these out, Principal?
01:13:53He's right.
01:13:54These are common supplements.
01:13:56Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:13:59to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:02She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:04and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:07Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:13because she was a threat.
01:14:14She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:18And it's horrible.
01:14:19Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:21and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:24And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true.
01:14:29He's lying.
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:32Lock her up!
01:14:34Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:36Lock her up!
01:14:37You fucking bitch!
01:14:38You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:45Oh my God.
01:14:53Look at you, playing the victim.
01:14:56You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:01you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:03Nothing but a little...
01:15:04Shut up, dude.
01:15:05Shut up.
01:15:06What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:07I don't have to do anything.
01:15:09You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:11Mr. Williams.
01:15:15Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:18of sexual harassment against you
01:15:20from various female students.
01:15:22As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:24from all school activities.
01:15:25What?
01:15:26No!
01:15:27My father...
01:15:28Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:30but I assure you,
01:15:31his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:33You can take him away.
01:15:35Artie's over.
01:15:36Let go.
01:15:36No!
01:15:36I'll throw you off!
01:15:38This isn't over!
01:15:41And as for you,
01:15:42Ms. Scott,
01:15:43on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:47I would like to apologize to you
01:15:49for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:51And as of now,
01:15:53you can consider yourself
01:15:54officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:57You can consider yourself
01:15:58officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:03All right, everyone.
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:08But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:10So let's cheer on our wolves.
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:27Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:59Hahahaha!
01:17:02the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:07hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:13i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
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