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00:00:01What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:24You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:32What the fuck?
00:00:35What?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:37Don't worry.
00:00:39You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:54Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:01Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:08Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Maria.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hey, I'm Michaelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold on.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photoshoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Ah, Sulayton's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did you have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Mm-hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight
00:07:43and, uh,
00:07:46make something nice.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:17Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44No.
00:08:44I don't know your heart.
00:08:46Hey.
00:08:47I remember that shit, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean...
00:09:14It's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Bromulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you I'm...
00:09:49Shut down.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole.
00:10:13You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:28Please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's...
00:10:31He's immature.
00:10:32Alright?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Pour forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37Alright?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39Alright?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night,
00:10:43won't you son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:45Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's
00:10:48cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well,
00:11:13it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14Heh heh.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married,
00:11:18that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus.
00:11:23What are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angela, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45See?
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:52Oh yeah,
00:11:53we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:09Like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus,
00:12:13isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Or you'll be able to afford
00:12:21the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:51then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract
00:13:11and, son,
00:13:12we are gonna need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Holloway Bowl
00:13:32is not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion,
00:13:38you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public,
00:13:45right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:50made.
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:24So,
00:14:25your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31Okay.
00:14:41So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:46A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here,
00:15:21not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man thong.
00:15:26It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:35we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:38It's electric.
00:15:44Oh, by the way,
00:15:46this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:04I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10Actually, we're...
00:16:12Reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Mom?
00:16:19Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides,
00:16:24Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:26So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valeno?!
00:16:41Shhh!
00:16:45So, should I meet like start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:16:49How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so... toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil...
00:17:04Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:15Betsy Carlyle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:43Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:18:03Where did that come from?
00:18:30Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks, Carly.
00:18:36Oh, good taste.
00:18:39Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:48You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:50you should see the bedroom.
00:19:04Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, Doug Walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kinda hot.
00:20:09I'll see you later.
00:20:11I'll see you later.
00:20:11And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:16I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19Better not.
00:20:31How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But, your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:50And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:04And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:15Then the contract is violated.
00:21:17Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:21Get what we want.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:32I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:35I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear.
00:21:42I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear.
00:21:45I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54Sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:59Sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01Just really.
00:22:04Really.
00:22:07Hung over.
00:22:10Hung over.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:38I like it.
00:22:41That's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:56Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're s-
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:02Fine.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15Look, I-
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Right.
00:23:23Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gooch.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:36It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40Nice to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:50Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59They should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:05Do you want to walk together?
00:24:06Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:31Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I'm trying to have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:36I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:04I mean, it kinda looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:26:44You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi.
00:27:19I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:30Uh, it's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:36Um...
00:27:37But yeah.
00:27:38That's the presentation.
00:27:40By me.
00:27:42Michelangelo.
00:27:49What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:10But she just worked hard, and now...
00:28:13Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, I see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:31Break's over.
00:28:47Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:55Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:28:58you talk about the day's work,
00:29:01raise you closer together,
00:29:03comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking,
00:29:10it's time for the world to meet Amelia...
00:29:14tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the Dino for Dino.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit...
00:29:33soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44Alright, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:29:47in the limo,
00:29:48and...
00:29:49don't be late.
00:29:53Why, Dad?
00:29:55Why, Dad?
00:30:05So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:16And...
00:30:17And...
00:30:17You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:37How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out!
00:30:48How's it going in there?
00:30:49That bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:14Come on.
00:31:40What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45I...
00:31:48Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just...
00:31:52Something...
00:31:53Different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:08We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey.
00:32:24Look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:26Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some...
00:32:39Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next film.
00:32:43Telling me that I hope she feels better sooner.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:09Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11You still track people?
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway, without a dog.
00:33:37Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But, you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50You like your treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jay.
00:33:55Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:04Break a leg.
00:34:06Love it, dude.
00:34:26Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's alright.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:21You want some of that a drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29It's okay.
00:35:30So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:39going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42When I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:21We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiance.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not Jake.
00:37:25This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that.
00:37:39After your high and mighty speech?
00:37:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:42Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:55Me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine!
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17They're treating me like shit!
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance!
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare!
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract!
00:38:26For an arranged marriage!
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you!
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more!
00:39:15I won't say it.
00:39:16You won't say it, you won't say it, you won't say it, you won't say it!
00:39:20We won't say it, you won't say it, you won't say it, you won't say it, you won't say it,
00:39:22you won't say it, you won't say it.
00:39:23And the soft question inclined, you won't say it to me.
00:39:24You won't say it you won't say it, you won't say.
00:39:25Por favor!itti!
00:39:30No Lizанд,
00:39:30no, you won't say it in the wrong direction you won't say it, do I certainly lose.
00:39:53Where am I?
00:39:54Who's spooning me?
00:39:58Is that Jake?
00:40:00How drunk was I?
00:40:06Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog walker.
00:40:10Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh.
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:21We had too many drinks.
00:40:22We just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:43My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:51I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:06So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:10For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:16Michelangelo.
00:41:17The male gigolo.
00:41:19Taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:26And, how was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad.
00:41:31Right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like...
00:41:55Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:43What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:55Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:11Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:43:14I can't make it tonight.
00:43:18Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:43Hey.
00:43:49We should talk
00:43:55I'm not very good with words
00:43:56Me neither
00:43:56But last night I
00:43:59You don't have to say anything
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened
00:44:06I don't think you understand it
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second
00:44:10You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:44:11I'm a big girl
00:44:12I've had a one night stand before
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before
00:44:17Okay, I get it
00:44:19I'm not one of your models
00:44:21Or your D-list actresses
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech
00:44:26About letting me down easily
00:44:27I know that if you would take back last night
00:44:30That you would
00:44:30Frankly, so would I
00:44:32You're driving me nuts
00:44:33You don't understand
00:44:34Let's get some takeout
00:44:36And figure this thing out
00:44:37I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:44:41Wait
00:44:42Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make
00:44:55Last night
00:44:56I don't know how
00:44:57I don't know why
00:45:00That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor
00:45:08I could even do reality TV
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:20You sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:45:23Amelia
00:45:25Please
00:45:27I know you felt it too
00:45:34Amelia, please
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:40I felt it too
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day
00:45:50Me too
00:46:05I know you're a good actor
00:46:06I know you're a good actor
00:46:07I know you're a good actor
00:46:07I know you're a good actor
00:46:08I know you're a good actor
00:46:08I know you're a good actor
00:46:09I know you're a good actor
00:46:09I know you're a good actor
00:46:09I know you're a good actor
00:46:09I know you're a good actor
00:46:09I know you're a good actor
00:46:09I know you're a good actor
00:46:10I know you're a good actor
00:46:10I know you're a good actor
00:46:11I know you're a good actor
00:46:11I know you're a good actor
00:46:11I know you're a good actor
00:46:12I know you're a good actor
00:46:13I know you're a good actor
00:46:25so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:30fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:37no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:46:42till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:52you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:47:00you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:07i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:47:13you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone
00:47:20else
00:47:34oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:41oh hey royce
00:47:44jake how's it going good yeah but the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told
00:47:54you
00:47:54about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like
00:48:02that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:48:07he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he
00:48:14got jealous
00:48:16and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride
00:48:25just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:27i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:30thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:48:44come on gucci let's go
00:48:48cats are awesome
00:48:53that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:02maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little
00:49:10brother for me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:15yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:21at the dog park
00:49:22mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get her lover boy
00:49:40so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's my dad's dog not mine
00:49:49let me try
00:49:51that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:49:59do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:03no i like my work
00:50:05what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:50:10you're right i should work less
00:50:13if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:20fetch gucci
00:50:26i've got a big surprise
00:50:27a surprise
00:50:29just wait and see
00:50:40have a good night mr dino heleno
00:50:48what's that
00:50:49special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:55the gucci
00:50:56it's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:59you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:03i thought you were off the clock today
00:51:07besides a special occasion
00:51:10i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:16ok this is for us
00:51:18why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:51:19what else is in the back
00:51:21just some imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:26you can cook
00:51:40that was so good
00:51:43i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:51:47how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:51:50making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school
00:51:55no my mom taught me
00:51:57tell me about her
00:52:00i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:03sorry i don't mean to pry
00:52:06she passed away when i was 11
00:52:09breast cancer
00:52:11but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:15and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:20we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:26i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:52:31that's really special
00:52:35i miss her
00:52:37this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:43it's not corny
00:52:45but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:48just don't tell tmz
00:52:51what about your parents
00:52:53my parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when i was 13
00:52:58it's been me and betsy ever since
00:53:00i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:06i don't want to lose her too
00:53:10i'm sorry
00:53:11your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:17it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:22well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:28is it just the wine
00:53:29or am i really falling for
00:53:31him
00:53:32her
00:53:36you don't want espresso
00:53:46hey
00:53:47hey
00:53:48do you want an espresso
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:54me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i
00:54:01ready bro
00:54:02well let me fix your tie
00:54:05what do you know about ties
00:54:07you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:09and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:12touche
00:54:14there you go
00:54:15okay bye
00:54:17bye
00:54:19love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:31sorry
00:54:32it's reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:34me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:38talk about it later
00:54:39yeah
00:54:41okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:43uh could that have been any more awkward
00:54:46and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:53look who's here
00:54:54hey my little guy
00:54:57hey little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try
00:55:03oh yeah now here's mine
00:55:08right
00:55:08just like that
00:55:10huh
00:55:10yeah
00:55:11even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:13there you go
00:55:14come to papa
00:55:15yes my boy
00:55:18all right
00:55:19all right
00:55:20so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this
00:55:22this wedding right
00:55:23this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin
00:55:29on the plane
00:55:29he says the band
00:55:30is free
00:55:32you like cold
00:55:33play right
00:55:34dad
00:55:34we can't have the wedding
00:55:36at the hollywood
00:55:37cool
00:55:39well all right
00:55:40then we'll book
00:55:41the magic castle
00:55:42how about that
00:55:42not too big
00:55:43plenty room for cold
00:55:44play
00:55:45let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding
00:55:49like this
00:55:49what
00:55:50something wrong with
00:55:51Amelia
00:55:51no
00:55:53everything is great
00:55:55better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:58but we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's
00:56:01our thing
00:56:02it's not Amelia's thing
00:56:05i think it'd make it
00:56:06uncomfortable
00:56:08wow
00:56:08i never thought of that
00:56:11you know you have a very good point
00:56:15i'm very impressed
00:56:17you've never acted like this
00:56:18with any other woman
00:56:21i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:56:23with another girl
00:56:24sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:27love
00:56:29yeah
00:56:31i don't know
00:56:33he's cute
00:56:34all right all right
00:56:36change the deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39all right
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small
00:56:41intimate affair
00:56:42a wedding
00:56:43with
00:56:44cold play
00:56:45no cold play dad
00:56:47no cold play
00:56:55so
00:56:57it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:06and i'm cured
00:57:07what
00:57:09you're cured
00:57:10oh
00:57:12congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:15i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured
00:57:18in only two sessions
00:57:20it only took two sessions
00:57:22i almost had enough in my savings
00:57:24to cover that
00:57:26maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:28what's wrong sis
00:57:29we should be celebrating
00:57:31i brought prosecco
00:57:34no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:36no i'm good
00:57:37yeah
00:57:38amelia
00:57:39i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:43is it michelangelo
00:57:45is everything okay
00:57:47if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:56it's not michelangelo
00:57:57let's see
00:58:00it's me
00:58:03i have to tell you something
00:58:08i cannot believe
00:58:09that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage
00:58:14what is this game of thrones
00:58:15it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:21actually
00:58:23he's not that bad
00:58:26i kinda like him
00:58:28yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:29that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:33betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:35real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:40what about the tabloid stories
00:58:42you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:47you'll never go to epcot
00:58:50he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or
00:58:53at least not to me
00:58:55he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:59:00if you marry michelangelo
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell
00:59:06what if you meet him
00:59:08yeah
00:59:09meet him
00:59:11maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:13don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:20fine
00:59:21yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:26you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:31you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner
00:59:38of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:40we need to celebrate
00:59:45michelangelo
00:59:45you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:55have a glass of wine
00:59:58tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's enormous
01:00:12why would anybody need so much room
01:00:17it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:21nice to finally meet you
01:00:23let's see
01:00:26so
01:00:26this is the
01:00:29infamous
01:00:31michelangelo
01:00:35how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 domperion
01:00:39amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:41yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:00:51$8.99 at ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:55this was made in france
01:00:57sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:59so
01:01:00who wants a drink
01:01:22you
01:01:23hardly touch your food
01:01:26it's
01:01:26a little too
01:01:27rich
01:01:28for me
01:01:30mine tastes great
01:01:33so
01:01:34michelangelo
01:01:35i
01:01:35have some
01:01:36big sister questions to ask about the
01:01:38pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you
01:01:40don't mind
01:01:41do you
01:01:42fire away
01:01:45so i know you two have been having your
01:01:48fun
01:01:49um
01:01:50but
01:01:51what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase
01:01:54wears off
01:01:56i don't think it's going to
01:01:59that's cute and all but
01:02:02what about her career are you gonna support her
01:02:04or kids what's your stance on that
01:02:06or are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:11betsy
01:02:11betsy
01:02:12look
01:02:13i know i have a past
01:02:15but
01:02:16i'm committed to it
01:02:17we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:20i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married
01:02:25and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know now
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:31i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:37you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert
01:02:41i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:43michelangelo
01:02:44you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:51are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:02:53you started
01:03:00why don't we all just calm down
01:03:03betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:03:05no she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:11she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:13you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what
01:03:19you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:21that's my sister
01:03:22she just survived cancer
01:03:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29this is my house too
01:03:30and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32not to me
01:03:32you know maybe she should be concerned
01:03:34i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her
01:03:42she's my sister
01:03:44i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:45oh is that all i am to you
01:03:47a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:03:50it's not what i meant
01:03:51it came out wrong amelia
01:03:54i love you
01:03:55you love me
01:03:57don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:03:59shut the fuck up
01:04:02you know what maybe she was right
01:04:04i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:04:05it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here
01:04:14i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:23emilia
01:04:24i know this is hard to hear
01:04:27but
01:04:28you did the right thing
01:04:30you do so much better than him
01:04:33yeah
01:04:34but he isn't a monster
01:04:36i shouldn't have said that
01:04:38we can talk about it on the road
01:04:40get packing
01:04:41and if we leave now
01:04:42we can get to mexico by dawn
01:04:44lay low for a bit
01:04:45mexico
01:04:46or canada
01:04:47whatever
01:04:48it's that or stay here and get sued
01:04:50by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse
01:04:54i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56i mean
01:04:57i only told you about the contract
01:04:59it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:04we're liabilities
01:05:05loose ends
01:05:07you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:05:12get rid of that thing
01:05:14they could be tracking us right now
01:05:18yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day
01:05:23see
01:05:24he could have a sniper on us
01:05:30it's romulus
01:05:31hey romulus
01:05:33what
01:05:34what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:48you came
01:05:51against my better judgment
01:05:53i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy
01:05:57but
01:05:59it's over with now
01:06:02you should
01:06:03punish me for straying
01:06:06you make me sick
01:06:08i make me sick
01:06:18nice
01:06:20underwear
01:06:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:28okay
01:06:29let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say
01:06:36do you even realize how hot i am
01:06:38i'm sorry
01:06:41chantel
01:06:43i thought i wanted this
01:06:46but i don't
01:06:49i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:54amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:07:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:14i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:16i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:20i'm there
01:07:26amelia
01:07:28hi dad
01:07:30gucci's gone
01:07:32i'll be right there
01:07:35i'll be right there
01:07:37i
01:07:40gucci
01:07:40gucci gucci
01:07:51i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58we can help you find him yeah right good thanks good Gucci this better not be a trap
01:08:08just come on Gucci Gucci hey hey where's Michelangelo huh I thought you're both together
01:08:18why isn't he here with you oh um he's sorry I'm late dad where were you I had to stop
01:08:25for late
01:08:26night delivery of Mastriani's it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of
01:08:30hiding nothing will smart move here ladies
01:08:35take a piece of this prosciutto yeah that's it give me the irk
01:08:53Gucci
01:09:00he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him
01:09:07don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few
01:09:11minutes see they're not gonna kill us I do have to admit though I didn't expect to see this side
01:09:20of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:31Gucci
01:09:34Gucci my boy's back
01:09:45okay okay I'm a little closer to approving
01:09:57I might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:10:06it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:10:11amelia can we talk
01:10:17please
01:10:21amelia can we talk
01:10:24please
01:10:27okay
01:10:36amelia
01:10:39i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:10:42i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:10:50i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:10:57thanks for saying that
01:10:59i needed to hear that
01:11:02and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:05you're not one
01:11:08i'm still learning new things about you
01:11:11most of them are good
01:11:14i'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:17i'm not
01:11:20you're not what do you mean
01:11:25amelia this
01:11:26might sound crazy but
01:11:28i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:32and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:11:38i want to know that our love is real
01:11:42dad
01:11:43what is it son
01:11:45i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:11:49why son
01:11:50because i want to ask her to marry me
01:11:54and not because of some legal obligation
01:11:59but because she wants to
01:12:06consider our contract null and void
01:12:15amelia
01:12:17what will it be
01:12:20will you marry me
01:12:25will you marry me
01:12:28yes
01:12:29i'll marry you
01:12:45you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:48and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:51look at me
01:12:52i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:12:57all right
01:12:58all right you two
01:12:58that's enough all right
01:13:00we spent this whole night together
01:13:02come over to my place all right
01:13:04we'll have a nice breakfast
01:13:05italian style
01:13:08hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:10i think i can get used to it
01:13:12and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:13:14all right
01:13:15i want to hear from everybody involved
01:13:18especially uh coldplay
01:13:20we're not getting coldplay dad
01:13:22it was worth a try
01:13:48and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:13:50michelangelo
01:13:51michelangelo
01:13:55amelia
01:13:58even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:14:00we're perfect together
01:14:04i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:14:07and not just about dogs
01:14:11i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:14:17i'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:14:22as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:14:25and in return i promise
01:14:30to be patient
01:14:32and a loving husband
01:14:34as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare
01:14:37you've always dreamed of
01:14:43i amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:14:49i love you so much
01:14:56i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model
01:15:00but here we are
01:15:03michelangelo
01:15:04you've helped me come out of my shell
01:15:06and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:15:08something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:15:16and although we haven't spent much time together
01:15:18it feels like a lifetime
01:15:20in a good way
01:15:26with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:15:30and the city of beverly hills
01:15:31i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:15:34you may kiss your bride
01:15:44thanks
01:15:46i'm betsy
01:15:47amelia's sister
01:15:48i'm jake
01:15:50another dog walker
01:15:52it's crazy
01:15:53you know given my sister
01:15:55i've always been more of a cat person
01:15:57me too
01:15:59woo
01:16:00woohoo
01:16:01woohoo
01:16:01woohoo
01:16:02woohoo
01:16:02woohoo
01:16:02woohoo
01:16:03woohoo
01:16:03woo
01:16:08woo
01:16:08woo
01:16:09woo
01:16:09woo
01:16:11woo
01:16:12woo
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