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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy #FullMovie
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:43You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:21This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:44every hallway, and every rumor.
00:03:47You need to school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:13Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44What?
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:51Chill.
00:05:53Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26What?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:26Hailey.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened, uh...
00:08:07I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate. I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah, get ready.
00:08:46Okay, no face. Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this. You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley. Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay, yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:24Hello? Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31Trying to have her viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Get out! Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow! Dammit!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:46I don't need a drink.
00:09:48I don't like it.
00:09:50I don't like it.
00:09:55I don't like it.
00:10:00Like, I don't like it.
00:10:05I don't like it.
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:34actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't
00:10:39lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well
00:10:44can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um well the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i mean i
00:10:58am not in my type but
00:10:59you know power theory or whatever would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:29oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:47give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:52oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:56see it did you get it lindsay got it
00:12:02what are you doing
00:12:04what are you doing
00:12:33what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen what's yeah
00:12:50come on
00:12:52come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:56stop delete it please delete it
00:13:09oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god
00:13:19oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30jen no
00:13:31no no no no no
00:13:32jen stop
00:13:33stop
00:13:35no
00:13:50my school enemy is
00:13:52my ally girlfriend
00:13:56my ally girlfriend
00:13:57stop it
00:13:59oh my god
00:14:08hey
00:14:10you okay
00:14:12give that to me
00:14:20now give the phone back jen
00:14:22what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school
00:14:32not good huh now if you don't delete it off your phone i'm exposed to what else is fake
00:14:36about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:40why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:44okay
00:14:44et puis
00:14:46you agree with me
00:14:50you agree with me
00:14:53you agree with me
00:15:06you agree with me
00:15:08And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:55I don't know.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:57There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I'm not into this guy.
00:16:26I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:36Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43Where?
00:16:43After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:17Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:21Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Hayley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:43Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley, Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:50What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:23But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:28Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:44You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his bike video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:00Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:23So you think that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:59It's ketchup.
00:20:00Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take her you're going to record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:17Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:19Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:40What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:02Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:04I just...
00:21:06I happened to see you.
00:21:08Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:11My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:15Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:24Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:33Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:39Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:48How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:55He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:04I understand better than you think.
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Does he...
00:22:14Like you touching my feelings?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:35In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:45Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:06I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:38It was...
00:23:41There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:56You live such a tough life.
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I... got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:24Nobody.
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, no, you can't.
00:24:29I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine. If you say so.
00:24:35So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:05Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:23You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh...
00:25:33How close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So.
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:58Yeah, well, I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date.
00:26:03Or shall I say victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me, Alice?
00:26:07Me? Jealous?
00:26:08No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:12You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:20It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Gorman's gonna be back in an hour.
00:26:24I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28No, okay.
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:30I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:33Don't worry.
00:26:34No.
00:26:34Make me trust me to do.
00:26:35Mm-mm.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:09You're really good at this.
00:27:11Why don't you regret it?
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:22No.
00:27:31Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:01How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:07Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09I think so.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:11Okay, nice.
00:28:17Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Hey, Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:27Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:00You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06He was in a real car accident.
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't do this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:19What's up, guys?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:30Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring us some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:52The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Well, you gotta say, get out of here, bro.
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:24I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:29Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:36Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:50Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:06I'm thinking.
00:31:07About the report, or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:19Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um...
00:32:10What do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Hey, can we not?
00:32:25Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude,
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh my god!
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:55He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:58Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Cole, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:18New couple alert?
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot.
00:33:44And we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:49So...
00:33:49How romantic?
00:33:50I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:00If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's filming.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:08And the Dean's List.
00:34:18I'll talk to you later.
00:34:19I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:21Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:29Hailey?
00:34:34Oh!
00:34:39Geez!
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:56I do care.
00:34:59Hell yeah.
00:35:16I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:20He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:26Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:30Hmm.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go, I'm gonna check.
00:35:53Move!
00:35:55Cole is talking to Hailey.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:06Uh, what do I do?
00:36:10I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20Alright, I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:24Except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:33Hey Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Uh, I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:03Oh, shit.
00:37:05Look up.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:22Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:24Stop, stop.
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:32I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:42Principal Stevens.
00:37:43I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Hailey Rock.
00:37:46That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:49Don't be late.
00:37:51Mark.
00:38:06Cool.
00:38:07What are you doing here?
00:38:08They came to keep you company.
00:38:10They're the least I could do after you saved my house today.
00:38:14the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you and jake huh no he lied
00:38:27about that
00:38:27i don't know why though good you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes
00:38:34me sick to my stomach thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:43promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:48okay fine i won't
00:38:52because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:07oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:28oh sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no what it always has to
00:39:34be about her
00:39:35doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead they're both dead oh
00:39:43how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying
00:39:52it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:13mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:32jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:39hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:42the rice trick
00:40:46yeah
00:40:47you don't know about the
00:40:49come on
00:41:02hey um ella
00:41:05it's emma
00:41:07yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:22we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:31can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online
00:41:37he's really important to me
00:41:42and i'm sure
00:41:44you're really important to him
00:41:54you know cole
00:41:55if you look past
00:41:57all that hair gel and
00:41:59big ol ego and
00:42:01rich kid bravara
00:42:02okay okay i get it
00:42:07you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:16thank you
00:42:18oh my god
00:42:20you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:31shut up ella
00:42:32it's emma
00:42:33whatever
00:42:40oh my god
00:42:43oh my god
00:42:48oh
00:42:49morning valley whore
00:42:51how are things in the castle
00:42:57valley whore
00:42:59what are they talking about
00:43:15guacamole wizard when can we be together in person
00:43:19guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you touching me
00:43:22oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26such me guacamole wizard
00:43:29yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:52here this is for you
00:43:57oh
00:43:58oh
00:43:58oh
00:43:58do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:59you hacked
00:44:01my laptop
00:44:02oh no it wasn't me
00:44:03it was that kid ella
00:44:05but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:07what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:10what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:12no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14hey everyone
00:44:14i think valley whore is a cat fin
00:44:18because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop
00:44:48stop
00:44:51i thought i'd take the janitor some time
00:44:56jane
00:44:58hey
00:45:00now is the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:02tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:13oh my god
00:45:14did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh
00:45:18sweetie
00:45:18i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:21what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:23oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:28jake is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:33sorry
00:45:35it was nothing personal
00:45:41yeah nothing personal
00:45:44oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:47oh
00:45:47oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:50alright alright alright
00:45:51enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:54is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him
00:45:57okay well you both have detention so
00:45:59no
00:46:04let me get this straight
00:46:05you stole a leaf blower
00:46:07and defaced school property
00:46:09it wasn't school property dad
00:46:11it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:13jesus
00:46:13how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:16could it be because her father's running for senate colt
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:20who cares
00:46:21i care
00:46:23and
00:46:23i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26so you're taking her to prom
00:46:27what
00:46:28i don't overmind that body
00:46:30oh
00:46:30because you like that hayley girl
00:46:33i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:35no no please don't
00:46:36please
00:46:37please
00:46:37then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:39max's dad called
00:46:40he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42you're gonna go
00:46:43and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:45end of discussion
00:46:52come on you big coward
00:46:54message him
00:46:55just do it
00:46:56just do it
00:46:59you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:18i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:27if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:42you got this hayley
00:47:43okay
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:45you got this
00:47:46you got this
00:47:50you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:48:00i can't really
00:48:01wait
00:48:02wait
00:48:02wait
00:48:02wait
00:48:03wait
00:48:03wait
00:48:03wait
00:48:03wait
00:48:03wait
00:48:04wait
00:48:04wait
00:48:06wait
00:48:06wait
00:48:06wait
00:48:07wait
00:48:07wait
00:48:09wait
00:48:09wait
00:48:13wait
00:48:14hey hayley
00:48:15i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:17hi
00:48:18hey max
00:48:19your house is gorgeous
00:48:21i mean
00:48:21no it's just my parents blood honey
00:48:23you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:25they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:42What are you doing here valley whore looks like the catfish came out of the pond hey everyone
00:48:49let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:56why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about our
00:49:01whole
00:49:01community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning actually
00:49:07kind of a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess hey let's get pervy tonight leave me alone
00:49:26is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:42call
00:49:54so
00:50:19are you him
00:50:23would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not him
00:50:28anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be honest
00:50:35about
00:50:35your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:52please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:57to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:01you
00:51:01trying to do i guess you obviously the wet clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't have
00:51:07trusted you
00:51:08trusted you
00:51:09now what about guacamole was it
00:51:12what are you
00:51:21who is that
00:51:23just the devil
00:51:26get in the car
00:51:29i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:33dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:36hayley
00:51:36i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:39hi mr opens
00:51:40so
00:51:42you're the scholarship trash
00:51:44that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:46well i've got news for you young lady
00:51:48my son
00:51:49is gonna marry a good girl
00:51:51from a respectable family
00:51:53and that's not you
00:51:54you will be forgotten
00:51:56you're a maid's daughter
00:51:58and your mom works for me
00:52:00stay away from him
00:52:02or i swear to god
00:52:04your mother is fire
00:52:06dad stop
00:52:07don't you touch my family
00:52:10i'll stay away
00:52:11hey wait come on you don't mean that
00:52:15i hate everything you stand for
00:52:18i hate your greed
00:52:20and your callousness
00:52:21and your elitist ideas of what you think
00:52:23a good person looks like
00:52:24i hate everything about you
00:52:26i hate all of it
00:52:28i don't want any part of it
00:52:30so cole
00:52:31go with your dad
00:52:35hayley
00:52:39fuck this
00:52:44no laptop
00:52:45and no phone
00:52:46for a week
00:52:47ever since mom died
00:52:48you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:49hayley not that's real love
00:52:51why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:52i promised your mother
00:52:54i would make you a success son
00:52:56even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:06hi hayley
00:53:07i'm emma
00:53:08i know who you are
00:53:10right
00:53:10i just felt kind of bad
00:53:13that i accidentally helped
00:53:14and ruin your life
00:53:15so i wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:18good as new
00:53:23oh wow
00:53:25thanks emma
00:53:27okay bye
00:53:32one down
00:53:33one to go
00:53:34you're so cool
00:53:36i know emma
00:53:37wanna go to prom
00:53:38why not
00:53:41let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:47hi mr edmund
00:53:49hi max
00:53:50and max's friend
00:53:51sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:53cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is
00:53:56but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:59what can i say max
00:54:01actions have consequences
00:54:03birthday or no
00:54:05cole is grounded
00:54:06well that really sucks
00:54:08because
00:54:09he's uh
00:54:10also the president of the prom committee
00:54:12we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:14cole
00:54:15my son cole
00:54:17reviewing budgets
00:54:18he's never reviewed a budget
00:54:20a day in his life
00:54:21well mr edmunds
00:54:22today could be that day
00:54:23and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:25so we can get back to his very important
00:54:27and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:43max what
00:54:45what are you guys doing here
00:54:46happy birthday cole
00:54:48i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:50just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:52what what's going on
00:54:54dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:56you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:58you can be together
00:54:59just log into this stupid game
00:55:01and tell the girl who you love
00:55:02who you really are
00:55:04no
00:55:05i'll tell her myself
00:55:06stick me in your car
00:55:17mom i'm fine
00:55:19i just need some time alone
00:55:28open the door
00:55:30wait what
00:55:33he's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43i'm sure you've given this to you a long time ago
00:55:47hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:51and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:54to tell you who i was
00:55:55i got my inheritance
00:55:57and i can protect you and your family
00:55:58and so
00:55:58you don't have to choose
00:56:13i understand if this changes things
00:56:16if
00:56:16you don't love me the way
00:56:19you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:22i need you to know i love you
00:56:36cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:40yes you idiot
00:56:41i've loved you for months
00:56:43i mean
00:56:44this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:47because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:50but
00:56:50but you're him
00:56:51you didn't expect her
00:56:54i
00:56:54i mean
00:56:55i
00:56:56i always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped
00:57:00yes
00:57:02i hoped it was you
00:57:03you were always there for me
00:57:07you're hot
00:57:09you're really fucking hot
00:57:15hey uh
00:57:16one of those things i said we could do
00:57:19here i go
00:57:20yeah
00:57:24take my clothes off
00:57:26you're getting there don't worry
00:57:29i'm so beyond you
00:57:31just beyond me
00:57:35so beyond you
00:57:42just beyond me
00:57:49okay so
00:57:50what do you think
00:57:5210 out of 10
00:57:53yeah
00:57:54yeah
00:57:54what do again
00:57:56i'll get sex to sex with me specifically
00:57:58i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:01all right
00:58:02all right all right that's fair
00:58:03i'll uh
00:58:04i'll take that as a one
00:58:10what is my life now
00:58:12am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:15oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:20no i'll just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:24there's always been lost behind it
00:58:25i'll see you in a minute
00:58:26stop it
00:58:30um
00:58:31i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:37okay
00:58:39but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:44cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:46i would have asked you earlier
00:58:48but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:50oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:51i don't want to hear it
00:58:53yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:55but i don't even have a dress
00:58:58later
00:59:02i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:04and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:06who would have guessed
00:59:11i thought
00:59:13only the best for my princess
00:59:15where did you get that
00:59:17uh
00:59:17i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you
00:59:22might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:34mr edmonds
00:59:35i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:37cole
00:59:38are you here
00:59:40cole
00:59:40are you here
00:59:43mr edmonds
00:59:44you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:46i see you cole
00:59:47you are in big trouble
01:00:05hey uh
01:00:07you almost done in there
01:00:08you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:13okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:30my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:40you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 minutes
01:00:43i'm in
01:00:45i do
01:00:49thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:55and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:04thank you
01:01:05thank you
01:01:07thank you guys so much
01:01:10seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:12i mean like who else would win right
01:01:14oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:21oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:24it was fun
01:01:27this is what you got
01:01:31here uh
01:01:33most time that's up
01:01:34no
01:01:35but who cares
01:01:46i am the queen okay
01:01:48she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:50come on
01:01:51everyone say it with me
01:01:52pervy princess
01:01:53pervy princess
01:01:54pervy princess
01:02:00wait
01:02:02wait wait wait
01:02:03what are those
01:02:04those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:09his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:12don't worry daddy
01:02:14if i can't have him
01:02:16no one can
01:02:17i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life
01:02:20is this real
01:02:21jen's crazy
01:02:24who did this
01:02:25who did this
01:02:29what
01:02:30you exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:32and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:34you little skit
01:02:36you know jen
01:02:37as the principal
01:02:38i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:41and above all of this
01:02:43petty drama
01:02:44but
01:02:45quite frankly
01:02:46you are the worst
01:02:48and i think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:52from edmunds academy
01:02:53you can't do that
01:02:54i'm the principal
01:02:55so uh
01:02:56yes i can
01:03:06there was no internship
01:03:08you lied to me
01:03:21oh my god
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:26now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:28oh
01:03:29yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer
01:03:32is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:34and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37how can i refuse
01:03:44oh no that's my dad
01:03:49we are going home
01:03:50right now
01:03:52you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:54yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:56you talk all the time
01:03:58about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01yet
01:04:02you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:05and it's because of hayley
01:04:06and you can accept that
01:04:08or i'll make my own path
01:04:09and best believe me i can
01:04:12i'll say this
01:04:14it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:19joy pro
01:04:26i am so proud of you
01:04:30i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:33that was terrifying
01:04:35it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:37well so
01:04:39i love you battle queen
01:04:41i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:43oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:45yeah you do
01:04:46oh hey
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:50oh my god
01:04:52oh my god
01:04:54oh my god
01:04:58oh my god
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