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I Had The President's Wolf Babies
I Had The President's Wolf Babies
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00:06begin to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube
00:11baby for a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:18identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby it's
01:32a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the kid
01:37he had
01:38her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she actually hooked
01:43up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being crazy enough
01:46to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took one look at
01:51each
01:51knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard and get lost
01:55mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before i knew it it
01:59was the
01:59day i went into labor
02:03come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:12one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:25what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:36oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this
02:43isn't his
02:43i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down sorry for what i lied
03:23i
03:25i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:41that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots
03:46and it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:01mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank
04:05so i skipped a budget hearing and a national security council meeting and waited two hours
04:10here just for you to take a clap mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give
04:18me more time i promise i'll get pregnant with your baby i won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:24but what about the surrogacy money after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner
04:29in the white house until you've paid off your debt what
04:35no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke you two little troublemakers you totally
04:42screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady now
04:52okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right
04:59me you guys hungry wait you you don't want to nurse do you all right fine breastfeeding a couple
05:19of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26drink up
05:31now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places
05:36looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:51who's dog is this you hurt hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big
05:58as you before
06:01could it be him nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:14mommy you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can
06:20talk what kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm feels just like regular kids mommy hugs okay okay mommy's good babies
06:37puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything
06:53you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:55just focus on paying off your debt don't try anything cute i i get it
07:08bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out mom worked so hard for us we gotta
07:13get her a gift
07:14i think i smell dad
07:47Hello?
08:03Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:13you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick-qualified? What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:25You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:31Remember your place, janitor.
08:33Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:43Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:46Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:52A present?
08:53What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:03Mommy!
09:05Here, take this.
09:08The Presidential Seal?
09:09The Nuclear Button Briefcase?
09:11No, no!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:29This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:30You should wear it.
09:32Oh, no. Oh, no.
09:34We are so screwed.
09:36Code Red.
09:37Locked in the White House.
09:38Search every room.
09:39Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:47Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:49This is the last one the maids quarters.
09:52Open the door.
09:59There they are!
10:00Right here!
10:02Oh, my God.
10:03Caught Red-handed.
10:04I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole,
10:07wire my Presidential Seal and the Nuclear Bolton Briefcase in your room.
10:11Mr. President,
10:12I...
10:13I don't know anything.
10:15I went to work early this morning,
10:16and when I got back,
10:17these things were just...
10:18here.
10:20It must be the real thief.
10:21They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:23so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off,
10:25or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:29Your room is so remote.
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:34you little lying bitch.
10:35Just tell the truth already.
10:36Ma'am, look at me.
10:38I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:39Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motive.
10:42Mr. President,
10:43don't forget,
10:44this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:47When she got caught,
10:48she held a grudge.
10:49I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:51That's why she stole the Presidential Seal
10:53and the Nuclear Button Briefcase,
10:55to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:56Tell me,
10:58who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear,
11:03I didn't.
11:04Mr. President,
11:04this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage
11:10and throw her in prison right now.
11:13No, I'm not a spy.
11:14I swear.
11:15Then let's do it in your way.
11:23Oh my God.
11:26Get down from there now.
11:28That's the President.
11:30Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:43You dirty bitch.
11:45You didn't clean properly,
11:46so you attracted these strays.
11:48Someone,
11:48kill these animals.
11:49Throw them in the trash.
11:50No!
11:55Mr. President,
11:56they're just two stray dogs
11:58with nowhere to go.
11:59I felt bad for them,
12:00so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:02I'm just a single mom
12:03trying to raise two little ones.
12:05It's hard enough.
12:05Please,
12:06don't hurt them.
12:07I swear,
12:07I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:08And they won't chew up your shoes.
12:12Mr. President!
12:14These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:15but she's raising them like dogs.
12:17And weird thing is,
12:18holding this little guy
12:19gives me a strange feeling
12:20like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well,
12:28duh.
12:28They're my kids.
12:29Of course I like them.
12:31Yes!
12:32They're adorable!
12:33Please,
12:34just let me keep them.
12:35I swear they won't bite,
12:36won't make a mess.
12:37I'll even put diapers on them
12:38if I have to.
12:42Too bad they're just
12:43regular wolf pups.
12:44Wish they were werewolves.
12:46This ends here.
12:47No one speaks of this.
12:49Thank you,
12:50Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals
13:05best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something
13:08like that again,
13:09I swear,
13:10I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little hand warmers.
13:27Mr. President,
13:28I checked it out.
13:29Not so straight as the woman
13:29brought them to the hospital.
13:30But where they actually came from,
13:32that I couldn't trace.
13:34No way she secretly had two puppies
13:36while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:42That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:43That was...
13:43That was a massive,
13:45toxic,
13:45waist-level crap.
13:47One wick,
13:48and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:53Find the doctor
13:54who delivered her baby.
13:56Yes, sir.
14:07Hey, easy now.
14:09I won't bite.
14:10But wow,
14:11I've never seen a dog
14:12as big as you before.
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President,
14:23she was the one
14:23on delivery duty that day.
14:25Tell me,
14:27what did you see
14:28when that woman gave birth?
14:30I...
14:31I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth!
14:36Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:38I saw that she didn't
14:39give birth to a baby.
14:40She gave birth of
14:41two puppies.
14:43And then...
14:45I passed out from shock.
14:47You're saying
14:48she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:50Yes, I swear.
14:51Every word is true.
14:52I've never seen a woman
14:53give birth to puppies before.
14:55So that's...
14:56Yesterday was so weird.
14:58Stealing the presidential seal
14:59and the nuclear button briefcase
15:00is supposed to be
15:01a one-way ticket to prison.
15:02But he totally let me off.
15:04And he even touched my pups.
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready.
15:08I'm getting those mutts
15:08out of the White House today.
15:17Quick!
15:18Hide!
15:24What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:26Those...
15:27Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:31Leah Cole.
15:33This is the White House.
15:34Not your trailer park.
15:35Now hand over those mutts.
15:37The president said
15:38I could keep them.
15:40The president runs a country.
15:41You think he remembers
15:42some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place.
15:46Find those little beasts.
15:48I'm throwing them out myself.
15:56Stop!
15:57The president said
15:58I could keep them.
15:59You can't...
16:01Out of my way!
16:03Out of my way!
16:07You think I don't know
16:08what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl
16:11with two dogs
16:11so the president
16:12takes notice of you?
16:14Let me tell you something.
16:15You're not even fit
16:16to tie his shoes.
16:19There you little bastard dog!
16:23Grab them.
16:25Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:28Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her.
16:47Don't move.
16:48You forgot what you promised
16:50mommy yesterday.
16:53Promise me.
16:55Never shift in front of anyone else
16:57or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:00Okay, mommy.
17:04What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09Don't hurt my kids!
17:10Don't hurt my kids!
17:13Kids?
17:13What kids?
17:20Leah Cole,
17:21have you lost your mind
17:22wanting to be first ladies
17:23so bad
17:24you actually think
17:25two stray dogs
17:26are your kids?
17:27You can't have a real baby
17:28so you're raising mutts
17:30as substitutes?
17:31You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away
17:33every shred of dignity
17:34just to be first lady?
17:37You scheming little bitch.
17:39I'm not letting you
17:40stick around.
17:42I'm gonna make you
17:43watch these little beasts die.
17:45Throw these stray dogs
17:46in the cage
17:46and kill them!
17:56Babies,
17:57don't be scared.
17:59Mommy's here.
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see
18:17anyone touch her.
18:27I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:28Mr. President.
18:29Mr. President,
18:31what brings you here?
18:31This place is beneath you.
18:33Olivia,
18:33you've got some nerve.
18:34I made it clear
18:35she's allowed to keep
18:35these two here.
18:36Why do you bring people
18:37to hurt them?
18:38Mr. President,
18:39you misunderstand.
18:39I was worried about rabies.
18:41What if they pose a risk to you?
18:42I was just going to have them
18:43checked out
18:44and bring them back.
18:47She's...
18:47she's lying.
18:48She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:50Sorry I'm late.
18:59These two are cleaner
19:00than the bottom of your shoes.
19:20These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:22Oh my God.
19:23The President?
19:24The President is holding me?
19:26What kind of script is this?
19:28He saved me?
19:30And he's being...
19:31gentle?
19:32Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:35Olivia, since you care so much
19:37about the pets running around the White House,
19:39security's looking for someone
19:40to walk the dogs.
19:41You'd be perfect.
19:42Mr. President,
19:43I just didn't think it through.
19:44But I was only worried about your safety.
19:47You too.
19:47Are you here to protect me
19:49or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:51Mr. President, we...
19:52If you can't figure out
19:53who signs your checks,
19:53I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
19:55They're short on people in the Middle East.
19:57You leave tomorrow.
19:59See what a real field assignment looks like.
20:01Mr. President,
20:02we're sorry.
20:03Please, give us another chance.
20:04Mr. President,
20:06this young lady has extensive bruising
20:07and contusions on her back.
20:09I've already disinfected the area.
20:10Just needs oint applied regularly.
20:12I'll do it.
20:18Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:21I mean, your hands are for signing treaties,
20:23not for...
20:25Oh my God!
20:26The President just touched me!
20:27Why is he being so nice to me?
20:29We've only known each other for a few days.
20:31Is he...
20:31Is he up to something?
20:38I promise you,
20:40what happened today will never happen again.
20:42Thank you for seeing me, Mr. President.
20:46Come in.
20:48Mr. President,
20:49about what happened today,
20:51it was my mistake.
20:52I hope you can forgive me.
20:54Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
20:56But you need to understand,
20:57my personal life is none of your business.
21:01Yes, sir.
21:03From today on,
21:04Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
21:05Move her into the room next to mine.
21:08What?
21:09And one more thing.
21:11The White House Correspondents' Dinner
21:12is the day after tomorrow.
21:13Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
21:15We're making it official.
21:16Girlfriend?
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Mr. President?
21:20This...
21:20This isn't right.
21:21I'm just a cleaner.
21:22I...
21:24No one deserves it more than you.
21:26What is wrong with this man?
21:28Did someone drug him?
21:29I mean,
21:29okay, he's hot
21:30and the body's not bad,
21:31but this is too fast.
21:32I am not ready for this.
21:33Mr. President,
21:34every major media outlet
21:35will be at that dinner.
21:36Announcing a surrogate
21:37as your girlfriend
21:38out of nowhere is reckless.
21:39If they dig into her background,
21:41your reputation...
21:41Then this is a test
21:42of your public relations skills,
21:43Olivia.
21:44I'm sure you'll do a great job
21:45with the dinner party.
21:48Too bad he doesn't know.
21:50These two little ones
21:51are his own flesh and blood.
21:53Only these two pups
21:54are truly mine.
21:56None of those women
21:56bore my seed,
21:57but no one can know
21:58I'm a werewolf.
22:00Their real identity
22:01has to stay hidden for now.
22:09Miss Cole,
22:10this is your room.
22:11If you need anything,
22:12just call me.
22:20Okay, come out, babies.
22:25Mommy!
22:26Mommy!
22:29My good babies.
22:33Kids?
22:34You're sure the maid
22:35heard right?
22:36Positive.
22:36Two kids,
22:37four or five years old,
22:38called her mommy.
22:39Ah, got it.
22:41This bitch makes a living
22:42by spreading her legs
22:42for surrogacy.
22:44Those brats are probably
22:45leftovers from some job.
22:46Baby data ran off.
22:47No one wanted them,
22:48so she got stuck with them.
22:49Then we should tell
22:49the president.
22:50Let him know she's got
22:51two kids in tow.
22:51He'll dump her for sure.
22:52That's too easy for her.
22:54Tomorrow is the
22:55White House
22:56Correspondents' Dinner.
22:57Every media outlet
22:58in the country
22:58will be there.
22:59I'm gonna destroy her
23:00in front of everyone.
23:01She'll crawl out
23:02of the White House
23:03in shame.
23:05Mommy's going
23:06to a dinner tonight.
23:07You two stay here,
23:08sleep tight,
23:09and no sneaking out.
23:11Got it?
23:12Got it, mommy.
23:14Bye-bye, mommy.
23:15Bye-bye, mommy.
23:20Mr. President,
23:21we hear you're announcing
23:23something big tonight.
23:24Any hints?
23:25You'll know soon enough.
23:37Who is she?
23:38Who is she?
23:38I don't remember
23:38any first lady
23:39looking that young
23:40and gorgeous.
23:40Maybe some European
23:41princess.
23:42She's got that kind of vibe.
23:43Whoever she is,
23:45tomorrow's front page
23:46is locked.
24:00You look stunning tonight. Shall we dance?
24:05Mr. President, I don't know how.
24:09Just follow my lead.
24:16The president is dancing with her? This is huge.
24:28No, no, no. Snap out of it, Leah.
24:31He's the president. Half the women in America would could kill to marry him.
24:34What makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance?
24:38Get a grip.
24:40Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
24:48He actually said it.
24:53Mr. President, what's Miss Cole's background?
24:56How long have you two been together?
24:58How did you meet?
25:01Don't be afraid.
25:04My girlfriend is an ordinary girl. No noble background, no complicated past.
25:08She's clean. She's simple.
25:09I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
25:11I'm counting on all of you. Please, leave her alone.
25:16Miss Cole, do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend?
25:21I...
25:22How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:25I've never dated anyone.
25:27So that means the president is your first love.
25:34Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
25:38They say they're looking for their mother.
25:40I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
25:46My babies!
25:48You
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