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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:03¡Gracias!
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's going to kill me, but I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend,
00:00:50claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:19Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of a chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right, you're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You've got to keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, later, buddy.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:57open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:35That's a bummer, honey.
00:04:36Can you just help me?
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm going to go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city, new school.
00:04:52I'm going to make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay, yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47And if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:44Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:00Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' life, man?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:02Touchdown.
00:09:10And you guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Allison, un-menged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he loves?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42Because that's not fair.
00:10:44Yes, it is.
00:10:45Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:56Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take it like you?
00:11:28Yes.
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Oh, yes.
00:11:38Brett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Oh, faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you all right?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh, my God.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:15I'll tell you guys.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What would you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically tacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:06No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35See, you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No, pro-max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a pro-max.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:49I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my God.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone.
00:15:31The strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:58All right.
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:23Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um, I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:48Come on, Brett.
00:17:49Please, this is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please.
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19Nope.
00:18:20Get off of me.
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:29That's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting.
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking the V-card out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please stop.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole.
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:47Brett.
00:19:48This is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38Hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37And you don't need to.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:56I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:24Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44See, you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:22:55Allison.
00:23:00There is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Bruce?
00:23:40Running everything.
00:23:42I'm running everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like, an urgent care right
00:25:02now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, but, uh...
00:25:16What?
00:25:17Let's go on.
00:25:18We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on.
00:25:21You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:25:53You're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:56Partner up!
00:26:57Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm not hands-on.
00:27:07Mm.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on, he'll be fine, I promise
00:27:13Look Chad, you're really
00:27:16Uh, she's with me
00:27:19I'm not with anyone
00:27:21Um, I don't need rescuing, so
00:27:24That's right, she just needs to keep her breath
00:27:28Choose me
00:27:33Walk away Chad
00:27:35Right now
00:27:38Whatever man, you're lost
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you
00:27:52Keeping the vultures away, just doing my job
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups
00:28:03Alright, come on
00:28:04You first
00:28:11Let's go, we don't have all day
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett
00:28:16But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go, we don't have all day
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine, let's play
00:28:27Let's go, we don't have all day
00:28:37Let's go, we don't have all day
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop, Blair.
00:29:05Switch positions.
00:29:08You're dead.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brad?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:33Oh my god.
00:30:35Oh my god.
00:30:35Shit, fuck, hot, hot.
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Oh my god.
00:30:40Oh my god.
00:30:40Oh, no.
00:30:45¿Puedo poder me comprar un papel?
00:30:47Sí, por supuesto.
00:30:48Gracias.
00:30:49Jesús, me siento.
00:30:50Me siento sorry.
00:30:51Oh, no, no.
00:30:53Ok, brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, ¿cómo do I unseed it?
00:30:59¿Cómo do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Ok, it's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's ok.
00:31:04Just forget it, ok?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, ok.
00:31:20I said I was sorry, alright?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38How do you...
00:31:40Oh my god, she's going to kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's ok.
00:31:47We're all...
00:31:48It's alright.
00:31:49Ok.
00:31:49Thank you.
00:32:03Get all your stuff.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Ok.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:23It never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, sorry I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:12Alright.
00:34:27Hey, listen.
00:34:36Oh shit!
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Sturny.
00:34:53Look at you, you look uh... you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58That's cause you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As...
00:35:19I'm more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51I'll do.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:35Who is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh, good job.
00:37:31Go right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49Thank you.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Go!
00:37:57Are you okay?
00:37:58You, are you okay?
00:37:58Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15What?
00:38:15Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:26I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:31Come on Allison
00:38:32Let's give the people what they want
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:41But I want it
00:38:57Wait what
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:05Kiss cam me and Brett
00:39:17Allison don't pass out
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:25No problem
00:39:34This is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38But it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:46Harrison
00:39:52Harrison
00:39:55Oh shit
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:39:59Ron just calm down okay
00:40:01You're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:07Stop beating like this okay
00:40:09Are you serious right now
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12You two would have needed to get a room
00:40:16You're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22Dude I'm
00:40:22No no no no
00:40:23You cut the crap
00:40:24You tell me right now
00:40:25What's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27Do not bullshit me
00:40:28Do not bullshit me
00:40:29Absolutely nothing
00:40:30I'm I'm serious
00:40:31Nothing
00:40:32Fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34Okay
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:37So you stay in your lane
00:40:39Because she is my sister
00:40:41And I'm warning you
00:40:41You do not cross me
00:40:43You do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:45Dude
00:40:46Fuck
00:40:50Okay
00:40:51Hey we need to talk
00:40:53No
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:56This is ridiculous
00:40:58Why am I texting him
00:40:59He's literally in the next room
00:41:01You know what
00:41:03Just go in there
00:41:04Just ask him
00:41:05Hey Brett
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss
00:41:07He kissed me back
00:41:09He can't deny it this time
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14Okay
00:41:15Do or die
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27Well I think you should do something else
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:44Hi
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:48Like are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50You know what
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:52Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:56And we did it
00:41:57Do you want to get real Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over
00:41:59It's finished
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare
00:42:05No
00:42:05Don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing it
00:42:07No no no
00:42:08That's not fair okay
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh?
00:42:17Yeah I don't know if you can
00:42:18I'm not doing anything
00:42:19Yes you are
00:42:21You know what
00:42:21Even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24Because that's all this is
00:42:25Yeah
00:42:26Okay so then earlier
00:42:28I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options
00:42:30You and him
00:42:31And I picked wrong
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40And a loser
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody
00:42:43A lot better than that okay
00:42:46I can't
00:42:52Oh
00:42:54Is he
00:42:55Hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:11You know
00:43:13Biology
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Allie
00:43:24Brett
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:30If I get out
00:43:30He's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31And he's gonna kill me
00:43:32Okay well yeah
00:43:33He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34So I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36Okay cool
00:43:37Allie hey
00:43:39Oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40Allie hey
00:43:41Just get under
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43You have to get down
00:43:48Allie
00:43:49Hi
00:43:50She's not alone?
00:43:52Yeah but I'm naked
00:43:53Run I'm naked
00:43:54Get out
00:43:56You're
00:43:58You're not though
00:44:00Okay well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03And you're ruining it
00:44:04So
00:44:04I'm sorry I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday
00:44:07You got it
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:16You kicked ass
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:17And I'm sorry that I was a
00:44:18An asshole about it
00:44:21Thanks
00:44:27Okay but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend
00:44:31Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:34Traumatized me
00:44:35So I'm just wondering
00:44:36So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:38Ron
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40It's a game
00:44:41Everyone does it
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45I don't know
00:44:46A dream
00:44:46This is a guy that you've
00:44:48Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49Well it was him
00:44:50Or it was Chad
00:44:51So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit
00:44:57Okay?
00:44:58Okay
00:44:58He's my best friend
00:44:59And I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02They won't be
00:45:06Okay thanks
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:18Okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19Don't drown
00:45:19Okay
00:45:20Okay
00:45:20Have a good soak I guess
00:45:21Okay
00:45:23Bye
00:45:28Oh
00:45:31God the alien was going to die
00:45:34Good talk
00:45:35Wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42On a date
00:45:43Don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48Like stupid event
00:45:49Thing tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:52Wondering if you would
00:45:53Want to go with me
00:46:00Got plans Allie
00:46:05Okay
00:46:05Okay
00:46:06Okay
00:46:06Yeah whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:20Brett
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his
00:46:32Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:47:02Look
00:47:03Some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some Birkin bags
00:47:05Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here Allie
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:18$15 for some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:21You don't have to buy it
00:47:22It's ambitious
00:47:24You know I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:47No you're nothing
00:47:48Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:16I'm just trying to
00:48:17No
00:48:18Allison
00:48:19Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:32So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:02There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn, Allison
00:49:07You look sexy
00:49:08Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:14It's a cool party
00:49:15Yeah, you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:19For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:23I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:27So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:35Of my brother
00:49:35So
00:49:37It's his loss
00:49:38My gain
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:51Yeah
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end
00:50:02Until one of us chickens out
00:50:19Damn it
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison
00:50:24You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:43I can check it out
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over
00:51:03Let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:17I know
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me
00:51:35Oh my god
00:51:36Oh shit
00:51:57Oh my god, is she okay?
00:52:01Hey
00:52:03Hey, hey, look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Look at me
00:52:05Hey, hey
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't feel it
00:52:10I can't feel it
00:52:11Just breathe
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:12All right
00:52:13All right
00:52:16I'm going to be okay
00:52:17All right
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:20Let's get you
00:52:20Let's get you
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:27Get out of my way
00:52:28Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred
00:52:32All right, here we go
00:52:33Put you down
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my god
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing
00:52:42Him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's half a brain cell
00:52:43Realize he's a total fucking douchebag
00:52:45All right
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay, I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:03You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:08What are you talking about?
00:53:09Your work
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:10I saved your life
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:13How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:26Yeah, I know
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:39That's the worst thing
00:53:40Don't say that
00:53:41I did
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:43I'm in love with you
00:53:44Stop, stop
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:47I know
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49And saving me like a hero
00:53:51And then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:10I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51That you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend and sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:10I think I met you every day
00:55:23Every morning
00:55:25And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:32It's you that I see
00:55:34Every time
00:55:35Every time
00:55:37Every time
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:49Right here
00:55:52Right now
00:56:06So what do we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protective older brother
00:56:36But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:54Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01But it's just
00:57:02For a little
00:57:04Until we find the right moment
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:08Yeah
00:57:08I don't want to be your way
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers
00:57:29Thinking about you
00:57:38Hi captain
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck
00:57:43In the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away
00:57:45From ditching my car
00:57:46And just sprinting to you
00:57:48Aww
00:57:49Well
00:57:50As much as I'd love to see you
00:57:51Running to me
00:57:53Don't
00:57:54My legs are killing me
00:57:55And
00:57:57I really like your car
00:57:58Oh I know you love my car
00:58:00He grabs me by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:04Brett
00:58:04Stop
00:58:05Don't
00:58:06Read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:10Is etched into my heart
00:58:11Into my soul
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:15To my breasts
00:58:16Gently sucking
00:58:17And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:22But why does it sound like
00:58:23Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:24When he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palms my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:39Fuck
00:58:40Catching miracles
00:58:41With pockets full of gold
00:58:43Oh my god
00:58:44Someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08Hey
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:12Mind your own business
00:59:13Virgin Mary
00:59:14You think just because Brett
00:59:15took a chance on you
00:59:15once you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21Save it for someone
00:59:22Who gives a damn
00:59:25Shoot
00:59:27Late
00:59:47Brett
00:59:49That's Allison's
00:59:50Uh
00:59:51I found it in the bathroom
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:11See what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:22Attention all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29is using illegal drugs
01:00:31I strongly suggest
01:00:32whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:35Otherwise will be forced
01:00:37to contact the campus police
01:00:38for a thorough search
01:00:40Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone
01:00:42who would do anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:48in the bathroom
01:00:48like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:55This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:01:00who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02who came in with
01:01:03zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:06Search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12Your turn Scott
01:01:14Sure, but I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:20Well, well, well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:23to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27that quick
01:01:28without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32are grounds for immediate
01:01:33dismissal of the squad
01:01:34Coach, I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:37Okay, those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:39A cheater and a liar
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:45I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way
01:01:48a cow like her
01:01:49could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually
01:01:52my vitamins
01:01:54Did you forget?
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56to my vitamins this morning
01:01:58Yeah, sorry
01:01:58I should have
01:01:59labeled them or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No, they aren't
01:02:03Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05that you come to possess
01:02:06such extensive knowledge
01:02:08of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12They look suspicious
01:02:13Well, we were just
01:02:14worried about
01:02:15the integrity of the team
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:18everything was legitimate
01:02:19That's enough
01:02:20All I see here
01:02:21are three bullies
01:02:22trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24You are stripped
01:02:26of captaincy
01:02:27effective immediately
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks
01:02:31Nobody else knows
01:02:32the whole routine
01:02:33I mean, I know it
01:02:34Yeah, every count
01:02:35every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41walk in here
01:02:41and steal everything from me?
01:02:43That's enough, Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:50Listen up
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn
01:02:51for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have
01:02:53a little timing issue
01:02:54You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:57That's the point
01:03:00Accidents happen all the time
01:03:01in cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03Coach will kill me
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05And say goodbye
01:03:06to those little supplements
01:03:07that keep you fitting
01:03:07in your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:11Every dirty little secret
01:03:12Do exactly as I say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15Your call
01:03:16And make sure
01:03:17she falls hard enough
01:03:18she never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:31How did you know
01:03:31that Rita put those vitamins
01:03:32in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting
01:03:34something in your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom
01:03:43like ten minutes before
01:03:45Yeah
01:03:45She was throwing up
01:03:47It was when we were
01:03:50When we were
01:03:51having
01:03:55Bone sex
01:03:57So she's the one
01:03:58who interrupted
01:03:59my grand finale
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea
01:04:01how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously
01:04:08go put that garbage
01:04:09in your head
01:04:10I don't want you
01:04:11to say anything like that again
01:04:12I'm being serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:19Perfect
01:04:20I'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you on your phone
01:04:24Always
01:04:27All right
01:04:28On the count
01:04:29You both perform
01:04:30an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita, you're up first
01:04:33Then Allison
01:04:45Okay, Allison
01:04:47Hey, great job you guys
01:04:49You killed it
01:05:14I told you to catch you
01:05:16Brett
01:05:18You just saved my life
01:05:22I guess that makes me
01:05:24like a backup tree weed
01:05:25or something, huh?
01:05:27Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt
01:05:29so you could dry hump
01:05:30the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed
01:05:35I could have died
01:05:36That would have been
01:05:36the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting
01:05:40thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym
01:05:42and think very carefully
01:05:43about your future
01:05:44on this team
01:05:46Oh, Brett
01:05:48Thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53All right, everyone
01:05:54In light of
01:05:55performances
01:05:56and character
01:05:57I am so proud
01:05:59to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:01as the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:05Wow
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:10Wanna show me
01:06:11just how proud you are?
01:06:15And that's game
01:06:16State loses
01:06:1621 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:22Look, I know
01:06:22It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks, bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28Ew
01:06:30Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:31Yo
01:06:33Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good, baby
01:06:35Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know
01:06:38Something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind
01:06:41You're so gross
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:45Are you serious?
01:06:46What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:47I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48Yo, don't play with me, bitch
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53How about you spend more time
01:06:54training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:57never happens again
01:06:59You think you're so fucking special
01:07:01Why?
01:07:02You know, everyone knows
01:07:03how you got the captain's position
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:11while you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:14Hey
01:07:15One more one
01:07:16I do
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride
01:07:24Hey
01:07:25Hey
01:07:26Hey, fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name
01:07:29out of your fucking mouth
01:07:30Hey
01:07:35That's enough
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:38I mean, coach
01:07:38We all saw it
01:07:39Chadwick's gonna hit her
01:07:41You're gonna hit her?
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:43You
01:07:45With me
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:51Alright
01:07:52Make sure you're on it
01:07:58It's a really nasty cut, Brett
01:08:00You could have broken your hand
01:08:01Yeah, well, it was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody get away
01:08:05with cheating like that
01:08:07Shut up
01:08:13You know, I could kind of get used to this
01:08:15Having, uh
01:08:16Nurse Allison around
01:08:18Take care of me
01:08:18Help me out
01:08:21Yo, guys
01:08:21304
01:08:22I think it's this one
01:08:22Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh, shit
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:27They can't see us like this
01:08:29You won't let him
01:08:30Let's tell him
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth
01:08:32In front of
01:08:33The entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38What do you want to do?
01:08:40Let's hide
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:48Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:49Yeah, I'm just, uh
01:08:50Washing up, man
01:08:51God, you have no idea
01:08:54How crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know, every single time
01:08:57I see, all I can think about
01:08:58Is, uh
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:04Do you need a hand, man?
01:09:06No, I got everything I need
01:09:07Uh, right here
01:09:15You gotta be quiet
01:09:18Let's see what happens
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off
01:09:23And get your ass out here, man
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time
01:09:27Assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:38I feel what you did
01:09:42It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46I'm just real
01:09:48Brett, you gotta
01:09:48You gotta speed this up, man
01:09:50We got your food
01:09:50It's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57Alright, let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time
01:10:09You know what I mean?
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:32Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:34No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
01:10:56I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00Sick
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:21She bought it
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's, that's not true
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:36I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Alison become captain
01:11:57You know, that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07No more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Alison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie
01:12:19It's all coming out now
01:12:20I saw her taking pills
01:12:21For practice
01:12:22We trusted you
01:12:24Cheater
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:29Messes with me
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:32She's using you
01:12:33For the clout
01:12:34For the status
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:40Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit
01:12:41It's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear
01:12:45If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:51Hey everybody
01:12:51Just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58All right, that's enough
01:12:59That's enough
01:13:01Now, in light of these
01:13:03Significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the evidence
01:13:06That has been presented
01:13:07I have no choice
01:13:09Alice and Scott
01:13:10You are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position as captain
01:13:12Of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore
01:13:14You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:17Justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on
01:13:21Hold it
01:13:22If you would please
01:13:24Look to the Jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27That can help you guys
01:13:28Get healthy
01:13:29The right way
01:13:30No more pills
01:13:31No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen, you guys
01:13:35Are never going to have to
01:13:36Take any of Rita's
01:13:37Take your spells ever again
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're going to make Rita
01:13:40Take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one
01:13:47That Rita just played
01:13:49Not for the drugs
01:13:51These are the drugs
01:13:51That I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these
01:13:54At any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:06Who has been forcing
01:14:06Her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous
01:14:08Weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them
01:14:11If they wouldn't comply
01:14:12And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them
01:14:14From the bodies that they have
01:14:15Now, everybody is different
01:14:16But all bodies
01:14:17Are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:20For one reason
01:14:20One reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:24That Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:27Because Allison
01:14:28She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true
01:14:36He's lying
01:14:37She's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:40Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:43Lock her up
01:14:44Lock her up
01:14:45You fucking bitch
01:14:46You ruined my life
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:01Look at you
01:15:02Playing the victim
01:15:04You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05For weeks
01:15:07Just when I give you a chance
01:15:08You run crying to Harrison
01:15:10Nothing
01:15:11But a little
01:15:12Shut up, dude
01:15:13Shut up
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16You're going to get exactly
01:15:17What you deserve
01:15:18Right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've
01:15:24Had a number of
01:15:25Allegations
01:15:26Of sexual harassment
01:15:27Against you
01:15:28From various female students
01:15:29As of now
01:15:30You are officially suspended
01:15:32From all school activities
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No
01:15:34My father
01:15:35Your father
01:15:36May have his name
01:15:37On the library
01:15:38But I assure you
01:15:39His money will not
01:15:40Buy you immunity
01:15:41You can take him away
01:15:42Artie's over
01:15:43Let go
01:15:44No
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:45This isn't over
01:15:49And as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51On behalf
01:15:52Of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize
01:15:56To you
01:15:57For everything
01:15:58That you've had to endure
01:15:59And as of now
01:16:00You can consider yourself
01:16:02Officially reinstated
01:16:03As captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06Officially reinstated
01:16:08As captain
01:16:10Thank you, principal
01:16:11Alright, everyone
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16But
01:16:17We have a game
01:16:18To get back to
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:35Fuck yeah, State University wins it all!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:42Yeah!
01:16:44Yeah!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:54¡Gracias!
01:16:56¡Gracias!
01:16:57¡Gracias!
01:16:59¡Gracias!
01:16:59¡Gracias!
01:17:01¡Gracias!
01:17:02¡Gracias!
01:17:06¡Hey! ¡Alison!
01:17:10...the way I'm not even surprised
01:17:14Hey, well, you know what, uh
01:17:16He's cool, eh?
01:17:18I think he knew before
01:17:20We did
01:17:22I love you kid, Scott
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback
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