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00:00:04Oh
00:00:34I always forget stuff when I walk out the door.
00:00:38If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that,
00:00:40perhaps things would have turned out differently.
00:00:44But, yeah, probably not.
00:00:46Jack was my first serious boyfriend, and I was madly in love.
00:00:50I thought he was the best.
00:00:51You're the best! You're the best!
00:00:54And apparently, so did my best friend Stephanie.
00:00:57Baby! I know this looks bad.
00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy.
00:01:07But, of course, I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:12But, he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:17And Phil was my rebound from the rebound.
00:01:19Dad!
00:01:21You're bad, baby!
00:01:23You're bad, baby!
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm.
00:01:40Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be.
00:01:45Limousine, beauty queen, in a magazine.
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury.
00:01:52Feel the spark of electricity.
00:01:55It's a world where dreams are made.
00:01:58In the heart of air.
00:02:01Where the sun shines high.
00:02:03The lights over the top.
00:02:05In Hollywood.
00:02:07Hollywood.
00:02:07Any time we want fun.
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play.
00:02:20I forgot to introduce myself.
00:02:23I'm Dale.
00:02:24That's me a few years later, sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP.
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer.
00:02:31Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that.
00:02:35God, I'm already name-dropping.
00:02:37That's so lame.
00:02:39Baby, give me your foot.
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP.
00:02:47Uh, uh, okay.
00:02:49Mm, manjara.
00:02:53Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:02:59Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:03:05What?
00:03:06No good experience?
00:03:08Bye, baby.
00:03:12Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome.
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23The six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:28Good energy, Mia, you know?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Mia, come dance with Poppy.
00:03:38Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48Oh, JP.
00:03:50Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:51Are you there?
00:03:52Just stay here.
00:03:53It's Melissa.
00:03:53JP.
00:03:54Stop.
00:03:54The computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:04:00No, I only have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP.
00:04:05Let's do that thing with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Babe.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation.
00:04:18Right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:24JP.
00:04:25No mozzarella, Mama.
00:04:33Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:46Mm.
00:04:50In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:55There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:59Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:10I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:19Oh, my God, did you...
00:05:21Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:30Oh, you mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:37This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42The planet is called N-D-I.
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight,
00:05:51but Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:56And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls home.
00:06:00It's all over the Internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:03I can't stop reading.
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale?
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:40And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:43So it's over?
00:06:45I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera.
00:06:56Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Why?
00:06:57Maybe.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama.
00:07:04I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:17I just had your penis inside of me.
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:25Oh, last week bird crap, this week falls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information, but that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:47Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toe suckers freak me out.
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her.
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:08:00Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:04What do you...
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:15Okay, but if the guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:24More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it.
00:08:36Okay, okay, you have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:44What?
00:08:45Oh, no.
00:08:47Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel, recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirmed that celebrity fashion photographer J.P. Gia, whatever his name is, is the father.
00:09:10JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:17I'm done.
00:09:18I'm sorry.
00:09:19I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:29Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hi.
00:09:32Zach.
00:09:33You look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:35Oh, thanks.
00:09:36I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:41I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me, he'll always be good old Zach.
00:09:55Wow, a long time to see.
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:59And Becca, I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you.
00:10:04You too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:07I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so.
00:10:12So I'm going to be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen.
00:10:15Tomorrow night, my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will.
00:10:23We'll just email the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:29I think the Paps have found you.
00:10:31And, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hi.
00:10:41Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm just going to get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:47Yeah, well...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me.
00:10:49Don't forget to come.
00:10:54Oh, my God.
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know.
00:11:05And I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:07It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time started
00:11:12back in Catholic school, and specifically our first communion.
00:11:16We got to walk down the aisle like mini-brides-to-be, comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows.
00:11:23This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle dressed in
00:11:27white.
00:11:35You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with a carrying case.
00:11:43Oh, right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What?
00:11:47You're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48No, personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:51I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56You're having your own.
00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:03Yeah, because he couldn't be.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:09Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:13Hmm.
00:12:17Okay, what a job.
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but...
00:12:26Since you asked.
00:12:28Girls?
00:12:29You can just tell me later.
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment, but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:47It's not that I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore.
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:52It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:54Can you marry me or you leave me?
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:10I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:22Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Well, who came up with the term douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time.
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want, so just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious.
00:14:02I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up from other seasons of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago, and the producer told my agent that my butt looked big
00:14:22in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that cause me to temporarily tune out of a conversation.
00:14:27And Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent?
00:14:31It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:33I don't want to do that.
00:14:34You want to?
00:14:35And it's okay.
00:14:35As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:43Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound, it's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic
00:14:50or self-serving than the rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:56Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking hot.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done.
00:15:10I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might pass on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going.
00:15:18You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single.
00:15:22Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:30Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city.
00:15:33Because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity,
00:15:39Work in the A-list arena,
00:15:41Or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door nazi,
00:15:44Then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in.
00:15:46Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:53Hands up.
00:15:54You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:15:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:16:00Hands up.
00:16:01You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:05If you're now a little L.A. sleeve,
00:16:08honey, not in my club.
00:16:09Natural hair colors only.
00:16:12Anthony, of course, come on in.
00:16:15Great, Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Son of a�, we're full.
00:16:20Seven, really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week three times is your phone broken are you
00:16:27thumbs okay look we're on the list here you see that
00:16:31let him in you totes owe me something nice natural looking good uh-uh Brent
00:16:39Michaels is waiting down over there and you darling Sunset Strip is that way
00:16:58Jamie bro you don't want his floppy secondary kidding me they call him her for
00:17:02a reason they check out the old dude in the cougar I'm sorry there's been some
00:17:06kind of misunderstanding there you go how many times do I have to tell you I only
00:17:10date girls 25 and younger
00:17:12oh my god is that thing it's great over there
00:17:20god this song is so disgusting
00:17:22oh my god so I should check that guy out
00:17:25that's the producer that I met the other night
00:17:26he's so smart and well connected
00:17:30I guess I'm under my wingman
00:17:32uh-oh don't look over there
00:17:42oh you've got to be kidding me
00:17:46I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:47I'm-I'm just gonna go to the bathroom
00:17:49oh-ah
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53Dale, baby, what are you doing here?
00:17:56well let me guess
00:17:57baby's mama
00:17:58you didn't call me a baby
00:18:00JT she didn't just call me a baby now did she?
00:18:03what?
00:18:03don't screw with me slut
00:18:04excuse me
00:18:06you don't know her do you JT?
00:18:08yes uh baby this is Dale
00:18:14well not anymore you don't
00:18:16mm-hmm
00:18:18buh-bye
00:18:22this is my first bitch slap
00:18:24but seeing the look on her botoxed face
00:18:26you deserve him
00:18:27totally makes it worth it
00:18:29I like
00:18:34and he's gonna put me in this next movie
00:18:35but isn't he kind of old?
00:18:38aren't you gonna have to you know
00:18:39do him?
00:18:40probably
00:18:40oh god
00:18:42if I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blow job she'll have to give
00:18:45to get a movie part
00:18:46I'll pee my pants
00:18:48um excuse me
00:18:50we're in line
00:18:52um actually you're at the mirror which doesn't really constitute the line
00:18:59whatever just go
00:19:01it's fine
00:19:05ew
00:19:05and ick on you
00:19:07hmm
00:19:08hmm
00:19:09hey Chris now
00:19:11you know you're the only one for me
00:19:14yeah
00:19:15I'll give you my number and then you know maybe we can hang out sometime
00:19:18you wanna give me your number?
00:19:19yeah sure
00:19:20totally cool
00:19:21yeah we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing
00:19:23yeah right
00:19:24that's just awkward
00:19:25yeah I know
00:19:28gosh
00:19:29oh
00:19:30ola
00:19:33what?
00:19:34no I didn't pee on my hands
00:19:40yo mama
00:19:42hey
00:19:42hey did you see Zach?
00:19:43he's over there in the corner booth
00:19:44uh no I didn't see him
00:19:46did you see JP?
00:19:47yep
00:19:48I saw him
00:19:49he looks really hot tonight
00:19:50did you talk to him?
00:19:52did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54sorry
00:19:54that was really tacky wasn't it?
00:19:57so what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:20:00have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02yeah
00:20:02uh no I mean not really
00:20:05seriously?
00:20:06yeah seriously why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before
00:20:11yeah well I mean we've hung out a lot but nope
00:20:14well if you were telling me you're just gonna leave him to the uneducated models of LA
00:20:17then I am gonna have to jump his bones
00:20:19for both of us
00:20:26so are you an actor?
00:20:27no no no no not really
00:20:28I thought I was for a minute but turns out it's not for me
00:20:32it's way too much self analyzing
00:20:35so what do you do now?
00:20:36I designed jewelry
00:20:37these are mine
00:20:39they're very nice
00:20:40thanks
00:20:40oh my gosh
00:20:42is it here?
00:20:43it was
00:20:43Zach's magazine is named number one in their hottest men alive issue
00:20:47yes
00:20:47can I protest that?
00:20:49oh come on are you kidding?
00:20:50oh come on CC it's Zach's magazine
00:20:52yeah
00:20:52it's not exactly
00:20:53you know it's very good
00:20:55wait you're leaving?
00:20:56yeah where's Becca?
00:20:58she was a producer
00:21:02maybe she gets home okay?
00:21:04okay
00:21:05bye
00:21:05bye
00:21:06no
00:21:12I don't
00:21:12excuse me for one second
00:21:13hey guys
00:21:14hey Dale
00:21:16hey Dale
00:21:17hey Dale
00:21:18focus back then
00:21:21I'll hold him up Zach
00:21:24this one's crazy
00:21:26yeah it's
00:21:27it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes
00:21:30listen I didn't get a chance to talk to you
00:21:32I wanted to uh
00:21:32see if you wanted to go to dinner next week
00:21:34um
00:21:35I-I can't
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day
00:21:38well I-I'm sorry I know I'm just
00:21:41I'm slammed right now
00:21:43working this retarded dating reality show
00:21:47okay
00:21:48well I mean
00:21:50look if you're not too busy
00:21:51then maybe uh
00:21:52you can make about my show at the label next week
00:21:53we can hang out after that
00:21:55yeah?
00:21:56cause
00:21:56yeah
00:21:56you didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night
00:21:59oh I'm-I'm sorry
00:22:02it's okay
00:22:03I totally forgot
00:22:04hey you know what next week though for sure
00:22:06okay
00:22:06good because
00:22:09you had me a little bit worried there
00:22:10you know
00:22:11it's not like you to just drop off the grid like that
00:22:13you're my LA comfort food
00:22:14you know
00:22:15I need to see you every so often
00:22:17LA comfort food
00:22:19I like that
00:22:22I-I'm sorry
00:22:23it's just been one of those months
00:22:25you know
00:22:26that photographer JP and I
00:22:28right
00:22:28we were sort of dating on and off
00:22:31and
00:22:31then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant
00:22:33and
00:22:34I mean I didn't even want to come out tonight
00:22:35and I ran into them
00:22:38and I just
00:22:39I don't know
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore
00:22:42it's just
00:22:43it's not for me
00:22:44well I didn't even know you were dating anyone
00:22:46I thought you were-I thought you were single
00:22:48well
00:22:48slightly single
00:22:51I mean it was never anything fully committed
00:22:55well breakups are always
00:22:57pretty tough
00:22:58yeah
00:22:59I just don't get this town
00:23:01everyone is always on the search for the
00:23:03bigger better deal
00:23:04it just
00:23:04yeah but you know it's all about hype
00:23:06right
00:23:07I mean at the end of the day that's all it is
00:23:08it's hype
00:23:09well
00:23:10yeah
00:23:10but it's different when you're famous
00:23:14you're part of something better that people are searching for
00:23:16but I am
00:23:17the exact same person that I've always been
00:23:19I mean I'm not in this business for the hype
00:23:22hey Jack
00:23:23come here
00:23:25come on
00:23:26I got it
00:23:28am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that
00:23:36oh
00:23:38I'm so sorry
00:23:39it's okay I like a good headbutt
00:23:41that was
00:23:41yeah I was
00:23:42I went to kiss your cheek and
00:23:44I am such an idiot
00:23:46he was clearly going for the lips
00:23:50okay well have a good night
00:23:51thanks
00:23:52bye
00:23:52bye
00:23:58seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows
00:24:03our job is to find and cast a quote unquote talent
00:24:07such as it is
00:24:09so just be natural and forget that the camera's even here
00:24:12oh well I'm very comfortable in front of a camera
00:24:15so why don't you tell me how you and Bert met
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story
00:24:19we met on the internet
00:24:21now take these two
00:24:22they're here for a slot on the upcoming show
00:24:25Geezer Town
00:24:26some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV
00:24:30a blue pill a day makes your lady wanna stay
00:24:33oh yeah
00:24:37hey Dale
00:24:37oh
00:24:40seven
00:24:41there's a call for you online too
00:24:42oh really
00:24:43um
00:24:45I'll be back in just a second
00:24:52this is Dale Squire
00:24:53Dale
00:24:54it's Becca
00:24:56can you come pick me up please?
00:24:57yeah what's wrong?
00:25:00I'm up to Haiti
00:25:01it's like a saucepan
00:25:02take a laugh
00:25:03okay I'll be there in two seconds
00:25:08you don't want to leave this in there
00:25:10that was Becca
00:25:11she was crying
00:25:13I don't know I gotta go pick her up
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes
00:25:16can you cover for me?
00:25:17with the phone sexing cyberspacing 80 year old couple
00:25:19yes
00:25:20please they're kinda scaring me
00:25:21yeah yeah yeah go
00:25:23thank you
00:25:29three
00:25:30two
00:25:30one
00:25:31oh please
00:25:33thank you
00:25:40hey
00:25:40hey
00:25:44what happened?
00:25:46Becca what happened?
00:25:47what's wrong?
00:25:49what happened?
00:25:51you have got to be kidding me
00:25:53I just don't understand
00:25:55I mean you got a boot
00:25:55six months ago
00:25:57how does someone get a boot on their car twice
00:25:58unless in a year?
00:25:59every Monday
00:26:00I have to get up and move my car
00:26:02before 9am
00:26:049am
00:26:05and?
00:26:07sometimes I forget okay?
00:26:10on days like this
00:26:11it's really helpful to remember
00:26:12that Becca donates blood
00:26:13rescues puppies
00:26:14and volunteers at the local soup kitchen
00:26:17how much?
00:26:19980 dollars
00:26:20980 dollars?
00:26:22yes
00:26:23you know what?
00:26:24we'll get the money
00:26:49we'll check next time
00:26:52I'm running wild, love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight, and you give it to me, you
00:27:12give me all of you, you're all I see, you're all I want is to be.
00:27:23I love you.
00:27:25Take me away.
00:27:28Wow, he is good.
00:27:31I know, right?
00:27:32He looks so different.
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be.
00:27:36Clean?
00:27:36He trapped that whole grungy rockstar thing working for him.
00:27:40You can say that again.
00:27:44Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening, and then he's going out the guys.
00:27:50Is he so excited about the whole engagement?
00:27:51Yes, he's so excited.
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement, so we set a date.
00:27:57September.
00:27:58Oh!
00:28:00That's great.
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't.
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here.
00:28:09I'm 25, Jill.
00:28:10Not like you're 100.
00:28:11Yeah, yeah, count me out on this one.
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never divulged my real age, so I really can't participate in this conversation either.
00:28:18Can you both smell like desperate whores?
00:28:26Thank you all for coming.
00:28:27Thank you very much.
00:28:31Hey.
00:28:32You made it.
00:28:33That was incredible.
00:28:36That was amazing.
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, sweet.
00:28:38You know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely.
00:28:39Lovely ladies of LA, of course, and Seven.
00:28:42How are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here.
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:43Good.
00:28:45Good.
00:28:46Oh.
00:28:47Hey.
00:28:48How are you doing?
00:28:49How's that?
00:28:50Uh, I'm gonna go to the bar.
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure, why not?
00:28:54I'll stay.
00:28:55Will you get me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Hey.
00:28:59Hey!
00:29:02Hey, where did, uh, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08Oh, well, um, Cece, this is Hallie.
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night.
00:29:11Uh, no, it's nice to meet you.
00:29:12Same.
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique.
00:29:17Mwah.
00:29:18So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow,
00:29:19I want to hear from the song.
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager,
00:29:23so everything's gotta get the thumbs up from her.
00:29:25Oh, I'm easy.
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know,
00:29:28but for the boys like his, you can't do much wrong.
00:29:32She's, uh, she's cute, but I say go for it.
00:29:36You're troubling, you know that, Cece?
00:29:38What, afraid you're gonna fall in love?
00:29:42Holding?
00:29:43Holding?
00:29:45Holding?
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks.
00:29:52She winks?
00:29:52All the time.
00:29:54Peca is a winker.
00:29:55Peca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker, a winker.
00:29:58She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing.
00:30:05It's a character role.
00:30:07But what are you guys doing after this?
00:30:09Um, at home.
00:30:11Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning.
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame.
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16Pop shell?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:18Oh, no.
00:30:19No, that is trouble.
00:30:20I've puked.
00:30:22I'll clean it up.
00:30:23Oh, God.
00:30:24Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out.
00:30:26Well, she's always in bed by 10 p.m.
00:30:28Maybe just one night.
00:30:30Uh, I would, but I really should go.
00:30:33Me either.
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning.
00:30:36I have an audition at 9.
00:30:37I'm casting.
00:30:39I'm free.
00:30:40I'll stay.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:41Well, I'll let you do a lot of stuff at this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying.
00:30:47All of you staying.
00:30:48Good job.
00:30:49Bye, guys.
00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:55Oh, yeah.
00:30:56Sure.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'm a big fan.
00:31:05Wow.
00:31:06That is a lot of tequila.
00:31:08Oh, yeah.
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix.
00:31:12Things might get silly.
00:31:14Okay?
00:31:16All right, but only if you do a wraparound.
00:31:21Go like this.
00:31:29Just once.
00:31:30Just once.
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either.
00:31:33It's an out hole, not an in hole.
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude.
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody.
00:31:42I just had the wedding on my mind, all right?
00:31:44Oh, surprise.
00:31:45The wedding, which you haven't had any input in, BTW.
00:31:49BTW, Jesus.
00:31:51It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding.
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing.
00:31:57It's a pig.
00:31:58I'm a pig.
00:31:59Hi.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good.
00:32:03We're just here working on our calves.
00:32:04Hey, hi.
00:32:06Well, that's, I know.
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:08That is a client.
00:32:10Jill!
00:32:12God!
00:32:12Back off!
00:32:13Yeah, right.
00:32:14That's what it is.
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew a match made in Heaven.
00:32:20Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex,
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that Heaven has a strange sense of humor.
00:32:28I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Bye.
00:32:30Come on, Bowie.
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man.
00:32:33Listen.
00:32:34I want to try it.
00:32:36It's just one, one little, just one time.
00:32:36We can't even go hike one day.
00:32:38No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you.
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet and make some money off your ass.
00:32:51Album cover, my man.
00:32:53I'm telling you.
00:32:55Want some?
00:32:56Oh, no, no, thanks.
00:32:57I'm cool.
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jeffers.
00:32:59Way too much.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural.
00:33:02We're all organic.
00:33:04No chemicals.
00:33:07Is this new?
00:33:08It is.
00:33:10It's about a girl.
00:33:12Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:16No.
00:33:18No blondes.
00:33:21There ain't no words that I could say.
00:33:26Cause words would just get in the way.
00:33:32But it is written in the wind.
00:33:37This is where it all begins.
00:33:43I've been dreaming you to laugh.
00:33:49I've been hoping every night.
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay.
00:34:00Keeps getting better every day.
00:34:04Every day.
00:34:05Every day.
00:34:06Every day.
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:11I think about it all the time.
00:34:16Yeah, yeah.
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:23I just can't get you off my mind.
00:34:29I found a reason for living again.
00:34:34I found a reason for living again.
00:34:37See you later.
00:34:40I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:43So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good.
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though.
00:34:49Wow.
00:34:49Drama and a wedding.
00:34:51It's shocking.
00:34:51Yeah, well Jill wants this, you know, chapel filled with 8,000 red roses and some like $80,000 wedding
00:34:59dinner and $7,000 wedding dress.
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab.
00:35:03Well, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now.
00:35:06Or her dad.
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know.
00:35:09We love her for it.
00:35:10She's extravagant.
00:35:11You know, I've known her since I was 11.
00:35:13We went to boarding school together.
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11.
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:20Um, it's complicated.
00:35:22Well, when did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend.
00:35:27No, I liked boarding school.
00:35:29It was what I needed.
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34Well, my parents died when I was a kid.
00:35:37I've told you that, right?
00:35:39No.
00:35:40No, I'm very sorry.
00:35:41I didn't know that.
00:35:43How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately.
00:35:48Um, my dad was when I was five.
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11.
00:35:54Oh, no.
00:35:55No, no.
00:35:55It's...
00:35:56It's not sad.
00:35:57It was a really long time ago.
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much, cause...
00:36:06Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're...
00:36:08They're...
00:36:09Still together, right?
00:36:10Still together.
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:12After...
00:36:1230 years.
00:36:14They're totally in love with each other.
00:36:15It's amazing.
00:36:16Oh, you can get that.
00:36:19No.
00:36:20No, that's okay.
00:36:22But you can get that.
00:36:24Sorry.
00:36:26Oh, it's Hallie.
00:36:27Just...
00:36:27Two seconds.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:31Um, yeah.
00:36:32Yeah, yeah.
00:36:32We're...
00:36:32I'm...
00:36:32I'm still here.
00:36:36Um...
00:36:37Sure.
00:36:38That's fine.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because I kinda had plans to just spend the night with you.
00:36:47Um, she's outside.
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know.
00:36:51Not for me.
00:36:52No!
00:36:54Door's open.
00:36:55Hi.
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today, so I thought I'd surprise you.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:02We actually, uh, finished a couple hours ago, but, um...
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:08I wanted you, uh, come sit back down.
00:37:10You're not...
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11No, I know.
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame, but I have to work in the morning, so...
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting.
00:37:17It is so funny.
00:37:18Look, you could stay.
00:37:20Have another beer.
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time.
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later.
00:37:23Look, just...
00:37:24One...
00:37:24One second.
00:37:27Alright, Mr. Zachary.
00:37:29Um...
00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow.
00:37:31Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow.
00:37:35And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:42Whatever.
00:37:44She just showed up hours later, unannounced.
00:37:47I guess something did happen between them the other night.
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay, and...
00:37:53You know, but I think it was just playing dumb.
00:37:56I'm gonna get you, Dale.
00:37:57I really don't.
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven, I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser L.A. guys.
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:38:08Whoa.
00:38:09Zach is a loser L.A. guy.
00:38:13No, he's...
00:38:14No, he's not.
00:38:15But, anyhow, I'm not his type.
00:38:17Especially now that Hallie's all over him.
00:38:20You are so wrong.
00:38:21You're so wrong.
00:38:23It doesn't matter, because...
00:38:24Hey, I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden.
00:38:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:28But just his friends.
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city.
00:38:36Oh.
00:38:36Shit, Seven.
00:38:37That's...
00:38:38That's harsh.
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you so you listen to his stupid reality show concept.
00:38:43What?
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career, because you have a career.
00:38:48And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach is because you gave her the okay to pursue.
00:38:52I never said pursue.
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up, and I said no, but I...
00:38:57I've never said this to you before, but you are gonna regret this.
00:39:00Trust me.
00:39:02Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships.
00:39:09But you're scared of something.
00:39:13Let's just forget about it.
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:30No, I...
00:39:30It's okay.
00:39:31I just wasn't, um, expecting that.
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah.
00:39:42Yeah, it was weird.
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something between you guys.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:51Yeah, I think maybe you did.
00:39:52I don't know.
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight.
00:39:54You know?
00:39:55And, um, as I told you before, Hallie, I'm just not that interested in a relationship right
00:39:58now, and I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression about what's going on here.
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you, just so you know.
00:40:07She told you that?
00:40:09Yeah, and you sound surprised.
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends, you've never hooked up, and that she isn't your type.
00:40:17Not my type.
00:40:21So, are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're cool, but I just...
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea right now, okay?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look, I just...
00:40:31I'm just not that into this right now.
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36No.
00:40:45Hey!
00:40:46Hey, Hayden.
00:40:48Hey, tell us that up.
00:40:49Hey, Hayden.
00:40:49Oh.
00:40:50I'm just joking.
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:53Oh!
00:40:54Oh!
00:40:54Oh!
00:40:54Oh!
00:40:54Oh!
00:40:55That's...
00:40:55That's...
00:40:56That's...
00:40:57It's really, really nice to see you.
00:40:58So, this is a great restaurant.
00:40:59It's got some health-conscious options.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:01Because, you know, I'd like to take care of myself, as you can see.
00:41:07I...
00:41:07I did notice your pecs just now.
00:41:09Oh.
00:41:10Hey!
00:41:11Hey!
00:41:13Hey!
00:41:13Are you flicking?
00:41:14I'm going to talk to you too.
00:41:16Really?
00:41:17No.
00:41:21What are your options for something low-carb, low-fat, low-sodium, high-profile?
00:41:25Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger or the baby back ribs?
00:41:28It's Cajun-style, wild-caught, or farm-raised.
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers with ranch?
00:41:32My favorite?
00:41:32Organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, not...
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Can you steam that into the grilling egg?
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylamites in my food.
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter.
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right, but people really are vain here.
00:41:45I mean, I'm not.
00:41:46I'm self-aware, which is, like, radically different.
00:41:49And I'm self-conscious, conscious of self.
00:41:52Right.
00:41:53I'm self-conscious.
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think.
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
00:41:58Well, I'm all about my work, and my body is my work.
00:42:00So, one might say that, yeah, I'm all about my body.
00:42:04But, in some respects, that is true.
00:42:07But, I mean, you're completely missing the point.
00:42:08And the point is...
00:42:13Completely missed my point.
00:42:15Okay, rewind.
00:42:17Reset.
00:42:17Uh, look.
00:42:19I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me.
00:42:21Great energy going on here.
00:42:22So, yeah.
00:42:23Okay?
00:42:24I get it.
00:42:26So, let's lay the facts down.
00:42:28You want to be with me, and vice versa.
00:42:30That much is clear.
00:42:31But my work always comes first.
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat.
00:42:36Basically, my body comes before you.
00:42:38He seems perfect.
00:42:39Good looking.
00:42:41Somewhat single-minded.
00:42:42Somewhat vain, and...
00:42:44Not too bright.
00:42:45No promise of a great romance.
00:42:48No chance of falling too hard for this guy.
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt.
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here.
00:42:59She's got this great, beautiful chest on you with great definition.
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit, right?
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right because he's always right about that kind of stuff.
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or...
00:43:17I need a sign.
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea.
00:43:24I know you're gonna love it.
00:43:27Fitness Fanatics.
00:43:28It's my reality TV show.
00:43:32Check, please.
00:43:34Is that the checks?
00:43:43Hi!
00:43:45Ready, Freddie?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks.
00:43:52They have valet parking, you know.
00:44:00So, where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know.
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday and I haven't seen her for the rest of the week.
00:44:07You know that she changed her status to it's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:12It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys.
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me.
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple.
00:44:21Okay, he's telling us to shut up.
00:44:23His smile is just his state at Zen.
00:44:26Oh gosh.
00:44:26Oh god.
00:44:28Namaste.
00:44:30Namaste.
00:44:31Hey.
00:44:32You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:34I have to.
00:44:35I'm older than you.
00:44:37You get fatter quicker.
00:44:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:44:39I just got your message.
00:44:42You're late.
00:44:43Hey.
00:44:45Hey.
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious.
00:44:49I was telling Yale about my wedding.
00:44:51Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet.
00:44:53Or groomsmen for that matter.
00:44:55Well, you know, we're guys.
00:44:57We take a little bit longer where that kind of stuff.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:02Well, I gotta go.
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at 2 and then a couple jewelry design appointments.
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch.
00:45:07Congrats, girl.
00:45:08Thanks, girl.
00:45:09So I'll call you later?
00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga.
00:45:15No.
00:45:15We missed it.
00:45:16Um, yeah.
00:45:17I guess.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21When did that start and did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean, I kind of guessed, but...
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28Well, what's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better.
00:45:31Seriously.
00:45:32Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him.
00:45:35Becca, I am not so hot for him.
00:45:36No, he's your friend.
00:45:38And it is so typical of Hallie.
00:45:40She's a fame whore.
00:45:42No, she's not.
00:45:44It's...
00:45:45Dammit, she is a fame whore.
00:45:47No, she's not.
00:45:48Oh, God.
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now.
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that.
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu.
00:45:56Every time I've broken up with a cross-eyed boyfriend.
00:45:59And I don't know what I would have done about that stalker if it wasn't for Hallie.
00:46:04I need something to take my mind off all of this.
00:46:10Zelle, I don't know what I would do without you.
00:46:12Oh, come on.
00:46:13That's what friends are for.
00:46:14Oh, honey, do you like that setting?
00:46:15Yeah, no, I do.
00:46:17It's nice.
00:46:17You didn't even look.
00:46:18No, I did.
00:46:19I'm looking.
00:46:19Yeah, I love it.
00:46:20It's...
00:46:21What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Ooh, that's beautiful.
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go.
00:46:24I gotta go.
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:25I gotta go.
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting.
00:46:28Oh, look it.
00:46:29That's great.
00:46:30That was my favorite.
00:46:31I love you.
00:46:32I love you so much.
00:46:33I love you.
00:46:35Shit.
00:46:36He makes me so mad.
00:46:38We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life and he just leaves.
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of...
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46I can't believe you're defending him.
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No.
00:46:49No, no, no.
00:46:50I'm not defending him.
00:46:51You just don't understand.
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now because you've
00:46:56never been here.
00:46:57Well, that's...
00:46:58That's true.
00:47:00I used to think about what it'd be like to live your life, Dale.
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes.
00:47:05What?
00:47:06Nobody expects anything from you.
00:47:08They don't.
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm.
00:47:13Because you don't have parents expecting babies and marriages and perfect husbands.
00:47:17It's really hard.
00:47:20It's true, but it doesn't mean I want to end up alone.
00:47:25Tell me something, Dale.
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding, is that too much?
00:47:38I don't know, Jill.
00:47:40Back at St. Mary's for our first communion, the biggest deal was finding out who you were
00:47:44going to get paired up with.
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson, hand in hand.
00:47:51But no such luck.
00:47:52He was paired with Jill, and I ended up with what's-his-face who picked his nose all the time.
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own.
00:48:11Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them.
00:48:16And is this you with your mother?
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:23Here, look at this one.
00:48:25Oh, that's great.
00:48:26That's so great.
00:48:26With the smoke around Jibber's face.
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No.
00:48:35No.
00:48:36Not an item.
00:48:37Definitely not.
00:48:38She's a very nice girl, but she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy.
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her.
00:48:48Hey, um, I wanted to ask you, did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54I...
00:48:55Hello there, Miss Homebody.
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere.
00:49:03Hello?
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead.
00:49:12No excuses.
00:49:14Seven was supposed to tell you.
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't.
00:49:16Oh, my God, I did actually.
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos and you didn't notice.
00:49:21Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want.
00:49:25Yeah.
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse.
00:49:26I'll get your heels.
00:49:29Well, hello to you, too.
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to.
00:49:32What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but I'm done now.
00:49:37Holly, Holly, what's up?
00:49:38What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question.
00:49:42Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:46Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:49Oh, wait.
00:49:49Do you like him now?
00:49:51Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just gonna leave, all right?
00:49:54Of course you are.
00:49:55Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01and then not call him, well, fuck you!
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie.
00:50:04I've told you that ten times.
00:50:05Okay, look, look, I'm just gonna leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not gonna end well.
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie.
00:50:20You really need to calm down.
00:50:21You put on this little woe-is-me act, but I'm not buying it.
00:50:25Is it just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous, who you think can get you somewhere,
00:50:30and who you think wants you and then shoots you down?
00:50:32You know what?
00:50:32Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well, but it's a load of crap.
00:50:39Shut up.
00:50:40You're not my friend, Dale.
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:44You just play it better.
00:50:45Come on, you guys, this is retarded.
00:50:46Are you just gonna take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go.
00:50:51Just don't touch me.
00:50:56That really just happened?
00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies.
00:51:07What do you want to clean this up?
00:51:08I can't live like this.
00:51:09I made the mess.
00:51:10I don't understand why I should have to clean it up.
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to a letter.
00:51:16The producers want to see it by Friday.
00:51:18I think cleaning's overrated.
00:51:20There's still a lot of food down to eat.
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat.
00:51:24There's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once.
00:51:27We're gonna just use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean.
00:51:34So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really.
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No.
00:51:42Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything.
00:51:45Until I do it.
00:51:46I'm not a housewife.
00:51:47I found a flea in the bedroom.
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too.
00:51:52And they should be treated.
00:51:53So I've shown you my pets.
00:51:55And you're gonna kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderess?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest.
00:52:03Well, I've been honest.
00:52:06Not with Hallie.
00:52:07With yourself.
00:52:10Sorry, babe.
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one.
00:52:15You know, look.
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it, she should clean that up.
00:52:19Hey, it's Dale.
00:52:21Listen, Hallie, please.
00:52:23Can you just call me back, please?
00:52:26Since I have a private number, Hallie won't pick up.
00:52:29Neither will any of our friends, in case it's, you know, someone annoying.
00:52:32They will call you back.
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers, it's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone.
00:52:39Fortunately, I pick up my phone.
00:52:42Otherwise, this game of trading voicemails would never end.
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie.
00:52:47Hey.
00:52:49Jerk off!
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone and can't drive.
00:52:55Sorry.
00:52:57Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay.
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um, you want to meet up for dinner tonight and maybe just clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should.
00:53:08How does 8 p.m. at Cascade Town?
00:53:10Alright, sounds good.
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there.
00:53:14Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:53:18Aww.
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful.
00:53:26So what are the big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie.
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together and thinks that we can talk about everything.
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday, though.
00:53:36I mean, we should understandable under the circumstances.
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind.
00:53:42Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding and, you know, Becca just got that huge movie, so...
00:53:46It's okay.
00:53:48Happy birthday, Del.
00:53:58Hi, I have a reservation under, um, Squire or Hallie Kimble.
00:54:03Thanks.
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:08You didn't think we were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did.
00:54:12Happy birthday.
00:54:13Happy birthday.
00:54:14Happy birthday.
00:54:15Alright, you guys, let's dance!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:19Cause you're my grave.
00:54:23But get away.
00:54:25It's like a chase.
00:54:29Cause you're my grave.
00:54:32Woo!
00:54:36Woo!
00:54:39Make a wish!
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true.
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:50Woo!
00:54:52Happy birthday!
00:54:53Thank you, bye.
00:54:55Alright.
00:55:12You're drunk, Jill.
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk.
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sake.
00:55:18Alright, you have got to lower your voice now, because now you're making a scene.
00:55:22Uh, you've got to relax, Drew.
00:55:24Cause there's nothing I've never heard before.
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew.
00:55:30There's bigger things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients and the Nielsen ratings on the TV.
00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here.
00:55:39Okay?
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you.
00:55:44Okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag.
00:55:47A nasty ass, sleazebag agent.
00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag.
00:55:52It's okay.
00:55:53Thanks.
00:55:54Oh, where are you gonna go?
00:55:55Are you gonna go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons.
00:56:02He made me watch anime porn.
00:56:03Yeah, I'm gonna go home and masturbate.
00:56:06It's disgusting.
00:56:07Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home.
00:56:09No, cause you love to masturbate.
00:56:11Cause for you it's like having sex with somebody that you love!
00:56:14Yourself!
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:17Annie Hall, 77.
00:56:18I'm going home!
00:56:19You're gonna go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:22One of your stupid, slutty, sleep your way to the top actresses?
00:56:31Only I need to go to the top.
00:56:33Somebody can stay her home.
00:56:34Cause now she's drunk and you're pissed off.
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you!
00:56:39I know!
00:56:40Oh, just...
00:56:41It's okay, it's okay.
00:56:42It's okay, it's okay.
00:56:47I'm stuck.
00:56:49I'm sorry, Dale.
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry.
00:56:52You just got a little wasted.
00:56:53That's all.
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much.
00:56:57Never drinking again.
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:59Heard that one before.
00:57:04I don't like you once to marry me, you guys.
00:57:07And then I'm getting married in three weeks.
00:57:11Drew?
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now.
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:21Listen, Hallie.
00:57:23I'm really sorry.
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay.
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:28Me too.
00:57:29I'm so sorry.
00:57:30You're okay.
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in.
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party.
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out.
00:57:45See you.
00:57:47I'm glad you did.
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:53I told everybody he jacks off.
00:57:56Two cartoons.
00:57:58Oh, God.
00:57:58I am not drunk, but I definitely am still.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:05Let's come get something to eat.
00:58:05I'm really hungry.
00:58:07You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh, no.
00:58:09We'll stay.
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay here.
00:58:10I'll still stay with you.
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:19Bye.
00:58:21Thank you, Papa.
00:58:24Going?
00:58:25Wow.
00:58:26Quite a night.
00:58:28Yeah.
00:58:28Definitely.
00:58:29It was a birthday dance?
00:58:32I don't know.
00:58:33Come on.
00:58:33Come on.
00:58:34Go away, Randy.
00:58:34I Wish...
00:58:36I, will...
00:58:38I go again...
00:58:39Let me at the gate...
00:58:40Just in.
00:58:40We won't be fine.
00:58:44You rocked down with your face...
00:58:49If...
00:58:52Oh, my lord.
00:58:58No.
00:58:59I wish...
00:59:00I only can't see you last time or anything and that's been found.
00:59:03I go behind myals...
00:59:04Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes.
00:59:09So when is your tour starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month.
00:59:14Our tour manager totally screwed it up.
00:59:17She got the dates wrong.
00:59:18Actually, Cece, whom I think you've met.
00:59:22Oh. The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blondes.
00:59:24At the park and at the show.
00:59:27Right, you had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No.
00:59:32No, no, no.
00:59:33He works with me.
00:59:34Tour manager.
00:59:35I'm not into guys.
00:59:38But what makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot.
00:59:45His lesbian tour manager?
00:59:46Ugh.
00:59:58It's a birthday present.
01:00:03He'll bring you luck.
01:00:04I thought you could use a little bit.
01:00:06I'll stay asleep here for a day or two.
01:00:15That's fine.
01:00:17You're welcome.
01:00:24You're welcome.
01:00:25You're welcome.
01:00:27No.
01:00:28No.
01:00:29It's actually just the opposite.
01:00:32And that's the problem.
01:00:34I want that moment to last.
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask.
01:00:40If you'll just bring me back.
01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale.
01:00:47Come on, Jill.
01:00:48We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight.
01:00:51Drew!
01:00:52You okay?
01:00:54Just a couple glasses of water and some sleep.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:59Come on, babe.
01:01:04Oh, that's disgusting.
01:01:05No.
01:01:06This is definitely picture-worthy.
01:01:16Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22Becca's panties.
01:01:25That's so funny.
01:01:29They're granny panties.
01:01:31Bowie!
01:01:32He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world.
01:01:37It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast.
01:01:43Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:46Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zack?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was good enough for him.
01:01:58But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah.
01:02:02And you think he's handsome.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:06And he likes the doll ears.
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:09He loves Bowie.
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends.
01:02:13Mm-hmm.
01:02:15So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him.
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy.
01:02:25Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous.
01:02:27I mean, I never...
01:02:28I never meant to.
01:02:29I never even knew I did.
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that.
01:02:43The next morning, as soon as she woke up,
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music.
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march.
01:02:52Drew!
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:02:58I'm so sorry.
01:03:05I love you.
01:03:15I really do love you.
01:03:18Me too.
01:03:27Smell my hair.
01:03:28Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill.
01:03:32Ugh.
01:03:33Wow, look at this.
01:03:34Party at our place.
01:03:36It's only 9am.
01:03:37Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven.
01:03:45We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere.
01:03:47Please.
01:03:48Shut up.
01:03:49They were my period panties.
01:03:51Hello.
01:03:52Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast.
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Can't.
01:03:58Can't.
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no.
01:04:03You're coming with me.
01:04:04You need the fresh air.
01:04:05So does Bowie.
01:04:07What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:14Alright, twist our arm.
01:04:18To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:04:27Be my hope, be my truth, I will not forget you.
01:04:36And through all the days of sleep, these nights they're so ragged heart.
01:04:44Too frail to fight, we'll hold on to you, till you are all I need.
01:05:10To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:05:23You know the truth
01:05:25I will not, I will not just get you
01:05:34I think you want to go inside.
01:05:36Okay, go on in, boy.
01:05:38Good job.
01:05:40Thanks, I really needed that.
01:05:42Yeah, so did I.
01:05:44Definitely.
01:05:57Look, I, can I just talk to you for a second, Dale?
01:06:01Just about you and me and about us and what's happening here and...
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just...
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:06:19And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away, but I am not
01:06:22going anywhere.
01:06:26Dale, I'm not going to die on you.
01:06:27I'm not your mother or your father.
01:06:31You're so scared of anything that's real and...
01:06:34And I'm right here.
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way.
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.
01:06:50Wow.
01:06:53Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here, but I guess I was just...
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong.
01:07:01I can't believe you're saying that about me.
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me.
01:07:08I just want something real.
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale.
01:07:12Two years.
01:07:13You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore.
01:07:17Not if you don't feel the same way about me.
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale.
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real.
01:07:43And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack.
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.
01:08:08She was right.
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes.
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me.
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it.
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt.
01:08:19Because he's too perfect, I've kept Zach at arm's length.
01:08:23You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:36No, hell no.
01:08:39I'm ready to change.
01:08:41If I get one more change, I won't screw it up again.
01:08:46If I just get one more chance.
01:09:11I'll be right there.
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk.
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking.
01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't going to work.
01:09:35You and I, that is.
01:09:39Okay.
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:48Like, well, like right now.
01:09:51And you're like a tiger.
01:09:52And you throw yourself at me.
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now.
01:09:57But it's just the best I can come up with on the fly.
01:10:02Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy.
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that.
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.
01:10:12And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two.
01:10:19I've seen guys come in and out of her life.
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you.
01:10:27Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zach.
01:10:31Just let her work it out.
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:10:39I never meant to do that.
01:10:40You didn't.
01:10:42I hurt myself.
01:10:47I'm just going to open my eyes a little wider next time.
01:10:53Can we maybe, um, hang out?
01:10:56Just, like, be friends and stuff.
01:10:59Yeah, I don't see why not.
01:11:01That'd be good.
01:11:02Okay.
01:11:04Good night.
01:11:05Can we hang out right now?
01:11:06Maybe, like, just come in.
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea.
01:11:08Just come in.
01:11:08That's not good.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:17No, no, no, no.
01:11:18Because we don't understand.
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:22Bye.
01:11:23Hey.
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time.
01:11:26How can we help, man of honor?
01:11:27I am so late.
01:11:28Talk to seven.
01:11:30Okay, okay, okay.
01:11:31I'll be right back.
01:11:33Hello.
01:11:34Hello.
01:11:35Three, two, one.
01:11:38My keys.
01:11:42Three, two, one.
01:11:44And a picture of Drew's mom.
01:11:50I'm going to follow her, make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the
01:11:54front door.
01:12:03Today's the fixin'.
01:12:07Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is there isn't a tag.
01:12:10How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things.
01:12:17Hi.
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you.
01:12:20Nice suit.
01:12:20Oh, shut up.
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful.
01:12:22It's your day.
01:12:24Gosh.
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose.
01:12:30It's hot.
01:12:30Take them off.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32Ridiculous.
01:12:33I'm so sorry.
01:12:34Oh, my God.
01:12:35Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly at the reception and
01:12:39the dinner, and it's great.
01:12:41Wow.
01:12:43You look amazing.
01:12:44You look like a princess.
01:12:55What's wrong?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry.
01:12:57It's just...
01:12:58I've dreamed about this day my whole life.
01:13:01Since my first communion.
01:13:03Is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon.
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings.
01:13:07Now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right.
01:13:11Everything will work out as it should.
01:13:15The future kind of has a funny way of doing that.
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds.
01:13:27Deep breath.
01:13:28Yeah.
01:13:28Take a deep breath.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:36Oh, wait.
01:13:36Picture.
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No.
01:13:38No pictures.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:41Oh, you know you love it.
01:13:43You like that, huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it.
01:13:46Work it.
01:13:47You better tag me in all these photos.
01:13:48Okay, I like it.
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh.
01:13:50Hey.
01:13:51No, seriously.
01:13:52I can't find Drew.
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready.
01:13:57Seven, you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:01You?
01:14:01No, never.
01:14:03No.
01:14:04Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to.
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe.
01:14:14If they ever make it legal.
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada.
01:14:19Right.
01:14:20What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi.
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now.
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure.
01:14:32Princess picture pants here.
01:14:33She loves taking photos.
01:14:34It's their wedding gift.
01:14:36Especially of hot guys.
01:14:38No, I'm just kidding.
01:14:39Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:14:40I like it.
01:14:41Mm-hmm.
01:14:43Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so.
01:14:45Just give us two seconds.
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:48I'll go get Drew.
01:14:48Do one shirtless.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:52Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No.
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew.
01:14:57Oh, so typical.
01:15:17Drew left no explanation with anyone.
01:15:20I guess he felt he didn't need to, since he never actually asked Jill to marry him in
01:15:24the first place.
01:15:25But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill, deep down, I don't think
01:15:30she was surprised.
01:15:32You can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome.
01:15:37Well, perhaps at one point, Drew did love her, and he just forgot why.
01:15:51What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza.
01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:02Uh, excuse me, Jill, I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week
01:16:07long.
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, get things off your mind,
01:16:11and I, um, I don't mean to have to do this.
01:16:15It's kind of required.
01:16:16This is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything, and
01:16:21this is a poison control.
01:16:23Probably might need that.
01:16:24I don't know.
01:16:24Well, the good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement, and we like
01:16:29to dance around.
01:16:29It's a lot of fun.
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look.
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes, they might want to reconsider.
01:16:36They can just, oh, come to my office.
01:16:38Thank you, Father.
01:16:39You're welcome.
01:16:40Thank you very much.
01:16:42It's not him.
01:16:47He's gone.
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy.
01:16:57Okay.
01:16:59Look, Katie.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:01It's a bride.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too.
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like.
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:09Yes.
01:17:09Very pretty.
01:17:10Thanks.
01:17:11Today's my first communion.
01:17:13Hey, my veil's the same as yours.
01:17:16Oh, you're right.
01:17:17It is.
01:17:18You're very pretty.
01:17:23Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride.
01:17:29Bye.
01:17:30Bye.
01:17:32Story of my life.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:37Come on.
01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while.
01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive.
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven.
01:17:50Okay.
01:17:56Dale.
01:18:02Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:04Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:05Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:06Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:07Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:07Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:07Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:08Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:08Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:08Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:09Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:10Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:11Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:12Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:13Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:14Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:15Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:18Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:18:20hey hey
01:18:26no more douchebag boyfriends send me relationships and keeping people at an
01:18:31emotional arms length I just wanted to say no wait
01:18:45sure I'm putting myself at risk again but I'm finally ready to face an uncertain
01:18:50but promising future
01:18:54you walk with angels
01:18:58love surrounds you
01:19:01you walk with angels
01:19:04wherever you are
01:19:07you walk with angels
01:19:11angels
01:19:12angels
01:19:14wherever you are
01:19:21love is alive
01:19:24alive like a newborn child
01:19:28love is a war
01:19:32broken and running wild
01:19:35love is a fool
01:19:39and a steel in your hearts tonight
01:19:52you walk with angels
01:19:59you walk with angels
01:20:02you walk with angels
01:20:02with angels
01:20:03angels
01:20:05wherever you are
01:20:12wherever you are
01:20:14you walk with angels
01:20:15with angels
01:20:17angels
01:20:19wherever you are
01:20:26wherever you are
01:20:55you are
01:20:58there are
01:20:59Your love is a candle that I need forever. It burns me to you. Your love is a widow. Carries
01:21:11me stronger. Pulling me through. All that I needed to find. It always been right by my side.
01:21:24The first time I saw you. Something's locked down in the world. Not all rock stars will make believe. But
01:21:39you rocked me wherever you are. I fell in love with a star.
01:21:50Your love is a mountain that takes all my troubles and makes them look small.
01:21:58Your love is like cotton and one perfect remedy made for myself. Nothing can keep me away. Strength to you
01:22:14is the one step I'll take.
01:22:17The first time I saw you. Something's locked down in the world. Not all rock stars will make believe. But
01:22:32you rocked me wherever you are.
01:22:36My eyes love seen. The love I believed in. It has always been right by my side.
01:22:45I was stuck in the middle. A more silent, single. Will be one if you hold me tonight.
01:22:53Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:01Something slowed down the world
01:23:05Thought all red stars were make-believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:15The first time I saw you
01:23:19Something slowed down the world
01:23:23Thought all red stars were make-believe
01:23:29But you rocked me wherever you were
01:23:32Rocked me wherever you were
01:23:37Rocked me wherever you were
01:23:42I fell in love
01:23:48With a star
01:23:56guitar solo
01:23:59You rocked me wherever you were
01:24:03Rocked me wherever you go
01:24:07Oof,
01:24:07oof Coming
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