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00:03I'm sorry I'm late I'm assuming you're a wonder man and not a Barnaby correct I don't have a doorman
00:08waiver on file for you so I'm gonna need you to sign this assuming of course you don't have
00:14superpowers the showrunner just called he's cutting your character from the show what happened
00:19on American Horror Story Simon I got fired okay oh no Simon oh mommy it wasn't my fault of course
00:26nothing is ever your fault don't upset him you know I'd never work again if anyone found out
00:34what are you talking about because of DeMar Doorman Davis sorry who's DeMar Doorman Davis
01:20oh damn sorry I can't let y'all in what why not you see right there it says
01:26uh you're from Texas and I
01:35oh my god I think we'll be okay all right
01:42don't injure yourself now you hear
01:44hell yeah look who's in the house oh what there he is Ben Beck what's up Mr. Gad how you
01:52doing son
01:53Mr. Gad come on man call me Josh or Jay Gad I'm trying to make that a thing anyway so
01:58what's cooking
01:59tonight oh y'all gonna have this next seems like it was live in here the line outside was slammed
02:06people want ape shit when Olaf started crowd surfing I bet do you realize the first time I
02:13tipped you out was over three years ago you kidding I've been here that long do you like working here
02:19tomorrow of course why you say that we don't normally have employees last with us this long
02:24it's Hollywood everyone's an actor or a model and you know working here is just
02:30a stepping stone that ain't me I like this gig it's fun tips are good get to talk to people
02:36be
02:37myself that's all I really need you don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy
02:43with where they're at hold on to that why wouldn't I probably because you're going to be hauling a
02:49stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds heart the heart's over sorry thank you very much fun
03:00why it lasted
03:15shit
03:37what the hell
03:45what the hell
03:51what the hell
03:54what the hell
04:06what the hell
04:16Oh, my God.
04:41What's up, Chance?
04:50Chance!
04:54Chance!
04:55Chance!
04:55Chance, I'm coming!
04:58Hello?
05:02Hello?
05:05Chance, come here, come here, come here.
05:08What the hell are you doing? Get out of my apartment!
05:10Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:12I put my hand in some goo, and all of a sudden,
05:14my dog fell through the floor.
05:16Get out!
05:16I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:21Whoa! I'm leaving!
05:40No.
05:47Demar, uh...
05:49You okay?
05:50Yeah, yeah.
05:51It's just kind of been a weird day.
05:53That's all, sorry.
05:54No, no, it's fine.
05:55Listen, we are totally packed tonight,
05:57pushing it on the fire code,
05:58so just, you know, don't let anyone else in
06:00until it clears out a bit.
06:01I got you.
06:02Bees of fuzz,
06:04kids of little dandelion fuzz,
06:05and I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer!
06:11A drink in my hand,
06:14my snow's against the burning fan,
06:16probably getting gorgeous,
06:17and in summer...
06:19We're melting!
06:21Melting bitches!
06:24Melting bitches!
06:25Melting bitches!
06:27Melting bitches!
06:36What the hell is that?
06:40Hey, stop!
06:45I can't get it open!
06:46Keep trying!
06:47I'm gonna call the fire department.
06:49Get that door open.
06:51Okay. Hold on!
07:17The door was jammed.
07:19Quick! Go through me!
07:20What do you mean?
07:21Go through me.
07:23I don't... Julia, what is he saying?
07:25I think he said he wants us inside him.
07:27Pass.
07:28He's saying...
07:30he wants us to go through him.
07:36How does... how do I do this?
07:38Do I just enter you or...?
07:39I really don't know, really.
07:40Uh, hold on, just give me a second.
07:43Now! Now!
07:44Okay.
07:46All right?
07:47Oh!
07:48Why am I doing this?
07:50Oh, God.
07:50Oh!
07:51Oh, look. Oh, look at that.
07:52There's the other side.
07:54Oh, shit.
07:54It works!
07:56Everyone follow me!
07:57Exit through Damar!
08:08Hurry, this ain't easy!
08:11Go, Ruben!
08:14Hey!
08:15Jesus!
08:16Sorry, man.
08:16I didn't mean to scare you.
08:17I just wanted to come out here and say thank you.
08:20I don't sweat it.
08:22I'm sure anybody would've done that.
08:23Are you being serious right now?
08:24You just saved everybody's life in that building.
08:27You just saved my life.
08:29I gotta pay you back.
08:31I don't need anything.
08:32Good.
08:33Having a new job.
08:34What?
08:35Damar, after what you did tonight, there's no way, no offense, that you can go be a doorman anymore.
08:41Come work for me.
08:42I'll put you on the payroll.
08:44Look, Mr. J. Gadd, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here.
08:47Got a good ball.
08:48Starting salary is $200,000 plus benefits.
08:51Yeah, that'll work.
08:52Yeah.
08:53Josh Gadd is in the news again.
08:55The Frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super-powered personal valet.
09:00The man in question appears to be Damar Davis, former Wilcox employee who's affectionately been dubbed doorman.
09:06He's been spotted all over town with Josh and seemingly has the power to move himself and his boss through
09:12solid walls.
09:13Davis recently saved a crowd from a fire at a popular nightclub.
09:17Now, it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of Gadd.
09:22Meanwhile, this Mormon has just booked a new project, an action comedy called Cash Grab.
09:28You might say this former LeFou is Gaston Aro.
09:42Dying for some sugar.
09:43They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
09:45But it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie.
09:48You know what I'm saying?
09:50Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
09:52Oh, I heard of that.
09:54Damar, right?
09:54Yeah.
09:55The doormat.
09:56Live and direct.
09:58Ding dong.
10:00You're a funny guy.
10:02Yeah.
10:03You ever think about acting?
10:05Nah.
10:06Not my thing, Frank.
10:09Besides, who can get J-Gadd his snack plate?
10:11True.
10:12Keep it.
10:13You never know.
10:14It's just, you know, the heist is feeling flat.
10:18Mm-hmm.
10:19I agree.
10:19I think we need something more original.
10:21Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
10:23I always liked that version.
10:24Snatched you some crap Rangoons before they got housed.
10:28Or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them.
10:32The vault needs to be impenetrable.
10:34The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out.
10:42Um, I may have something.
10:44Look, man, I want to help out.
10:47I can't act.
10:48Who cares?
10:49I can't act.
10:50It's never stopped me from being an actor.
10:52We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
10:54This will be easy, I'm telling you.
10:56You know it's easy if you bring somebody else in.
10:58Right.
10:58Keep the idea.
10:59Brilliant idea.
11:00Bringing a real actor, then you could fake it with CGI.
11:04Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you.
11:07People know who you are and they would go crazy.
11:11I don't know.
11:12I'm more comfortable behind the scenes than we are.
11:15There is a reason that you are making headlines.
11:17You have something that other people just don't.
11:21It's, uh, a charisma, a charm.
11:24On top of all of that, you can become a door.
11:27It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap.
11:32You do realize that, right?
11:38All right.
11:39Yeah.
11:40All right.
11:41It's gonna be great.
11:48Let's go to the playa, amigos.
11:50We've been training 10 years for this.
11:52And now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash.
12:03Ding dong, mother...
12:05Starbuck!
12:07Starbuck!
12:08Starbuck!
12:09Starbuck!
12:10Starbuck!
12:11Starbuck!
12:11Starbuck!
12:12Starbuck!
12:13Starbuck!
12:14Starbuck!
12:15Starbuck!
12:15What did I tell you?
12:16Huh?
12:17I love you!
12:19And things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy Family when special guest DeMar Doorman-Davis
12:25comes a-knockin'.
12:28There's the door!
12:29Man!
12:35Where is that thing?
12:37I'm so embarrassed.
12:39Oh, hold on.
12:40It is.
12:40Ding dong!
12:41Ding dong!
12:41I said ding dong!
12:42You ding dong!
12:43I am a big fan.
12:45You wanna pick?
12:46Okay.
12:50Ha-ha!
12:51I remember this place.
12:53Dang, girl, you done got fine.
12:55What's up?
12:56Yo!
12:57Mind if I come in for a drink?
12:58Oh, of course.
12:59Mr. Doorman, please head right in.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Oh, if things quiet down, why don't you come have a drink with us?
13:05Oh, I love that.
13:07Ding dong!
13:08Dance!
13:09Dance!
13:10Ding dong!
13:13Action!
13:14Dance!
13:15Dance!
13:16Dance!
13:17Dance!
13:17You'll be dancing like a song in Hollywood.
13:20Oh, yeah!
13:21You'll be dancing like a song in Hollywood.
13:24All right.
13:25Hollywood!
13:26Hollywood!
13:28So, oh!
13:29Hollywood!
13:30Hollywood!
13:32Woo!
13:32Yeah!
13:34Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
13:37Oh, Bridget!
13:38What's up, girl?
13:39Bridget!
13:40Yo!
13:40Yo!
13:41What's going on?
13:43Wow!
13:44Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey.
13:46Yeah.
13:47Number one club owner in L.A.
13:48And an amazing boss.
13:50Wow.
13:51Look at you.
13:59Me?
14:00Yeah.
14:01You know, same old, same old.
14:04So, uh...
14:06You happy?
14:07Damn straight.
14:08Just got off the phone with my agent.
14:10He told me he landed me a huge, huge commercial contract.
14:15Wow.
14:16Life's about to change.
14:25What the hell?
14:26Wouldn't knock-knock make more sense as a catchphrase?
14:29That's a good one, Samuel.
14:32Mark that one.
14:35Please tell me when it's 15 minutes are up.
14:40You're real tired of this ding-dong business.
14:44Some fools are hating, but doorman still makes me smile.
14:53I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal.
14:55Let me know if you need anything else.
14:56Will do.
14:58Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
15:01Or...
15:03I can go to town with this round.
15:09Door, man.
15:10Yo, this is crazy.
15:11I'm such a huge fan, bro.
15:13Good to meet you, bro.
15:14I appreciate that.
15:15Yeah.
15:16So, hey, look.
15:17I was looking over the pages.
15:18Yeah, man.
15:18We wrote that at 3 o'clock in the morning, man.
15:20Go easy on me.
15:20No, no.
15:21It ain't that.
15:22It's just...
15:23I'm a little nervous about the bit.
15:25Don't sweat it.
15:26People love you.
15:26You can poke a little fun at yourself, man.
15:28Trust me.
15:28Okay.
15:29Cool.
15:30I gotta get back out to rehearsal.
15:31I'll see you out there.
15:32For sure.
15:35Hey!
15:42What's up, y'all?
15:43It's me, D-list actor and literal door,
15:46DeMar Davis, AKA Doorman.
15:47And welcome to Ding Dong Tonight.
15:54I'm a little thirsty.
15:55A little thirsty?
15:56Let me see what I can.
15:57Oh.
15:58Oh.
16:00Oh.
16:04Tastes like door.
16:06Ding dong.
16:08What else I got up in here?
16:10Oh.
16:10Oh.
16:11Oh.
16:12Oh.
16:12Oh.
16:12Oh.
16:12Oh.
16:12Oh.
16:12It's my mixtape.
16:13It's my mixtape.
16:14I've been looking for this.
16:16Ding dong.
16:17Oh.
16:18Oh.
16:18Oh.
16:19I call this the go long ding dong.
16:27Oh.
16:28Oh.
16:28Oh.
16:29Oh.
16:29Look out.
16:29Look out there.
16:31Oh.
16:32What's up, DeMar?
16:34Hey.
16:34What are you doing here?
16:35I thought you was hiding out from the IRS?
16:38Earl, come on.
16:39You got to cool it with those rumors.
16:41And that impression?
16:43Ding dong.
16:44I mean, who is that?
16:45That's not me, is it?
16:47I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
16:49You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella
16:54Adler Academy.
16:55Really?
16:55Yeah.
16:56Well, let's see some of that training.
17:00Oh.
17:09Oh.
17:11Oh.
17:12Oh.
17:12Oh.
17:15Oh.
17:17Oh.
17:17Yeah, I knew him, Horatio.
17:27Sweetly.
17:28Oh.
17:29With my diet, sometimes I have trouble getting things to...
17:32Move through me.
17:34Try ExpoLax.
17:35It'll have your insides as insustantial as mine.
17:39Doormant.
17:40Boundaries.
17:41Ding dong.
17:45ExpoLax and new black cherry flavor.
17:48Oh, oh, oh.
17:50Sure you don't want to slow down there, pal?
17:54You're out of late.
17:56Well, I'm here now.
17:58What do you want to talk about?
18:00ExpoLax.
18:01They said the campaign will be smart and elevated,
18:04like Seinfeld and American Express with these.
18:06Yeah.
18:07About that, Ogilvy's cutting the contract short.
18:12They just feel the jokes a little...
18:15stale.
18:16Exactly.
18:17That's why we need to come up with some new ideas.
18:19Let me pitch you something.
18:20It's too late, Damar.
18:21They already signed Michael Strahan, so...
18:23Strahan?
18:24Yeah.
18:25That doesn't even make sense.
18:26Just a normal guy.
18:27He is charming AF,
18:29and apparently suffers from chronic constipation.
18:31Damn.
18:33Can we fight this?
18:34I mean, we got a contract, right?
18:36I don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency.
18:39Things are getting pretty tight.
18:41Behind on car payments and a few other things.
18:44Oh, come on, Damar.
18:45You gotta be more careful with your money.
18:47You know how this business works.
18:50You can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands.
18:54You've never said that.
18:56I'm saying it now.
19:00You don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about, right?
19:02Just a door thing.
19:05Cool.
19:06Okay.
19:07Well, look.
19:08This is a dip.
19:09This is a tiny little dip,
19:10and we're gonna get back on top.
19:12We're gonna get you something better,
19:13something...
19:15smart and elevated.
19:17Trust me.
19:20That's right.
19:20This, you don't even need this no more.
19:22This is a drum.
19:23Because with the potato bag,
19:24your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside
19:27and chewy on the outside.
19:28Why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag?
19:31Just drop it and plop it in the microwave.
19:35You hear that sound?
19:36I think the potatoes just said ding-dong.
19:41Whew.
19:42Well, it looks like Doorman is back in the news.
19:44Only this time, the overnight success
19:46finds himself in a bit of hot water.
19:49Steam might be more accurate.
19:51Damar Davis has been hit with several lawsuits
19:53over his involvement in the potato bag product,
19:56which has been found to cause severe steam burns.
20:00Ouch.
20:01Hey, doorknobs.
20:02I just wanted to get on today
20:04just to let you know that I'm sorry
20:06to the hundreds of you who experienced steam burns
20:09from using the potato bag.
20:10I want you to know that I'm in full support
20:12of the class action lawsuit
20:15and that I too was misled
20:17by Food America Product Incorporated.
20:21I think at this moment I need to take some time
20:23to step away and really reflect on
20:26where all this is going for me and for you.
20:30So stay supportive, and I will stay supporting you.
20:33Keep knocking.
20:36Oh, shit.
21:01There's my best friend.
21:02I miss you, man.
21:04I miss you more.
21:04Guess what, though?
21:05Studio One's cash grab, too.
21:06Really?
21:07Hell yeah.
21:08You bullshitting.
21:09Nah, man.
21:10We're getting the band back together.
21:12You in?
21:12Of course.
21:13I'm in.
21:14Ah, beautiful man.
21:15Let's do it.
21:16Yeah?
21:17Hell yeah.
21:17Amazing.
21:18All right, I'll be in touch, bud.
21:20All right.
21:29Don't mess this up.
21:31Don't mess this up.
21:41Don't mess this up.
21:42So will that be, Jorge!
21:44Ask Big Don if he's been here.
21:49Pilger,rey, my Currently
21:53They're inviting you to set. Again.
21:55I'm coming.
21:58Tamar?
22:00Go ahead.
22:03Oh, shit.
22:06Oh, shit.
22:07Cast grab two apart.
22:08It's up in our game on the stunts.
22:09Hey, you want an incredible hulk, huh?
22:11You ain't that tall.
22:12Tamar, you're all right with that, right?
22:14The stunts?
22:14Of course.
22:15Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
22:18Stunt, stunt, stunt.
22:19Tamar, you good, buddy?
22:20Yeah, I'm good to go.
22:21Okay.
22:22GTG.
22:24Tamar.
22:25Tamar.
22:26And action!
22:34We only get one shot at this Gustavo.
22:37You ready?
22:38Always.
22:39Jake!
22:42We're in position.
22:43They're in place.
22:46Here we go.
23:02I'm going through.
23:04Wait.
23:05I'm going through.
23:07Wait.
23:08What?
23:08What?
23:26Where is he?
23:28He didn't come out.
23:35Take it!
23:45Where is Josh Gad?
23:47The world wants to know.
23:49It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis and the Department of Damage
23:53Control is still searching for answers.
23:56We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control takes this
24:00horrific incident seriously.
24:02DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
24:05We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens
24:12again.
24:12While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
24:18Hollywood is now waiting.
24:20Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
24:25They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
24:28Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in
24:33major motion picture or TV roles.
24:36The insurance required now?
24:38Astronomical.
24:39Everything okay?
24:41Hmm.
24:42Is it bad news?
24:43Oh, no.
24:45It's good.
24:46It's all good.
25:05I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee, and I've worked hard to make the folks back
25:12home real proud of me.
25:14Now, everybody knows my name no matter where I go.
25:18But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
25:26Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid.
25:31A million-dollar dream beneath this thirteen-dollar wig.
25:35In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow, I became an overnight success from
25:42the Johnny Carson Show.
25:45From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills.
25:50From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill.
25:55From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose.
26:00But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
26:05Now, there's only one small problem.
26:08Sometimes I get disturbed.
26:09The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
26:14But still, I think it's worth it.
26:16And I just thought you should know that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur.
26:28From Kmart to Gucci's, from here no telling where.
26:33From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast.
26:37But I never really made it till the Johnny Carson Show.
26:47And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
26:53A trick in my hand.
26:55My snow up against the burning sand.
26:58Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
27:01Summer, summer, summer, summer.
27:03You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm.
27:07And find out what happens in solid water when it gets you warm.
27:13And I can't wait to see, what my buddies all think of me.
27:17Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer
27:21Summer, summer, summer, summer, summer, summer
27:27And it's summer!
27:42The hot, the cold are both so intense
27:46Put them together, it just makes sense
27:52Winter's a good time to stay in the cuddle
27:54Put cookie and summer in Alvia
27:55Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, snowman
27:59Happy, happy, snowman, happy, snowman
28:04Happy, happy, happy, happy, snowman
28:06Happy, happy, happy, happy, snowman
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