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00:00:17Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one
00:00:25That shines on me like the morning sun
00:00:33Wake up!
00:00:56Good morning!
00:01:04That's a good leg
00:01:07Okay, fine, but we have to be fast
00:01:12Are you close?
00:01:14I really can't start sweating, baby
00:01:16Yeah, I'm working on it, darling
00:01:18Okay
00:01:21Okay, I'm sorry, I have to get ready
00:01:23I'm so sorry
00:01:25It's so bright in here, too
00:01:26It's just... you're sweat
00:01:29I'm sorry
00:01:29You can watch me, though
00:01:30Watch me!
00:01:32Yeah, okay, it's romantic
00:01:39Wait, what the hell?
00:01:41Oh my god, shit
00:01:43Shit
00:01:45Shit
00:01:46Oh my god, shit
00:01:48My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case
00:01:50Shit
00:01:52Oh my god, shit
00:01:54Shit
00:01:55No offense, Nai Nai, but I really have never had an issue with a guy coming before
00:01:59You know?
00:02:01Never, not in my life
00:02:02Like, usually it's the opposite problem
00:02:03Don't say it's like the age thing because I've had older boyfriends
00:02:06It's the age thing?
00:02:08Not the age thing
00:02:11It's not you, it's me
00:02:13Yeah, no shit
00:02:14I meant it's you, it's not me
00:02:17You're so funny, Niles
00:02:19Oh my god, you're hilarious
00:02:21Hey, Misty
00:02:21What?
00:02:24You kill me
00:02:25Niles!
00:02:26Look
00:02:27I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable
00:02:30But please, I'm begging you to not bring our drama here, okay?
00:02:33Because this is truly a sacred day and it doesn't belong to us
00:02:37This day belongs to Tala and it belongs to Abe
00:02:42You gonna be happy?
00:02:44Are you gonna be smiley?
00:02:46That's a weird smile
00:03:09Good day so far?
00:03:12Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same
00:03:15You?
00:03:16Today's young
00:03:17Lost me again at the end
00:03:20Anything can happen
00:03:23Not today, sounds fun
00:03:24That's a nice try though
00:03:44How gorgeous are these two? I mean, hashtag life goals, am I right, you guys? But, um, no, seriously, okay
00:03:51guys, we're all part of this gorgeous...
00:03:53No
00:03:53Come on, throw me a bone
00:03:55This isn't the day for moderation
00:03:56It's not good wine
00:03:58I don't care
00:04:00Okay, I decided to google the two most important things about marriage, love and commitment
00:04:05Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone
00:04:09And we all know these two little freaks are fine in that department, right?
00:04:13And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, etc.
00:04:24Oh, she's done!
00:04:26Woo!
00:04:28Thank you, I love you guys
00:04:30Um, so without further ado, I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister of the bride, Sarah
00:04:37Get on up there, Peanut
00:04:39No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech
00:04:41Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor
00:04:44It's, it's, it's your main job
00:04:45She's been drinking, Howard
00:04:48Sarah
00:04:54Bonsoir, mi familia!
00:04:57Et, amici
00:04:58Who is that?
00:04:59Nails, what are you doing?
00:05:00Going in for the safe, babe, I'd like to share my thoughts on love
00:05:03What are you talking about?
00:05:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes
00:05:05There's this guy
00:05:06What's his boyfriend?
00:05:07Why is he dressed for a luau?
00:05:09Oh my God
00:05:10I, no
00:05:12We are born, lost
00:05:17Then, we're found
00:05:19But, we're all just lost, am I right?
00:05:22Oh my God
00:05:23However, in the darkness, comes light
00:05:28Talha Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trenchleefen
00:05:32who do not look like siblings you see their optimism their selflessness it's in their blood
00:05:39and Tala there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you but they should
00:05:44I hope you don't mind it's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes
00:05:52she has also donated of herself bone marrow that's right she gave hers to her baby brother
00:06:02Nico saving his life but now it's time for us to give to you here you are standing on the
00:06:13precipice
00:06:14of something so much bigger than anyone here and it may be frightening and filled with doubt
00:06:20but always remember you are not alone everyone here is your family we are your world and we
00:06:30we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes as you achieve your wildest dreams so raise
00:06:35a glass we may be born lost but now you are found cheers
00:06:55wait what let's dance
00:07:13I already told you no earlier Randy what what makes you think that I changed my mind I know you've
00:07:20had
00:07:20more to drink you can't say that to me man whatever I don't need a lecture
00:08:02you
00:08:03also
00:08:03you
00:08:12how did
00:08:13you
00:08:13you
00:08:14here
00:08:14you
00:08:26what are you smelling
00:08:29orchid explosion by fournier right yeah that's very weird well i know my hair mist i dated a
00:08:38girl who used to bathe in it well i i don't like it tala got it for me as a
00:08:42birthday present last
00:08:43year and if i didn't wear it she'd she'd murder me that makes sense here are the drinks you didn't
00:08:48pick up from the bar thank you i always get an extra one save myself a trip or you might
00:08:54just
00:08:54be an alcoholic could be thank you cheers cheers you're misty's boyfriend i don't think that we
00:09:06met at the rehearsal dinner last night i'm sarah niles hi hi so what's your deal you don't
00:09:13dance plantar fasciitis actually ah respect dear i have been to more weddings in my life than you
00:09:21can imagine you might be surprised and i have to say that your speech is the best wedding speech
00:09:28i've ever heard it's your grand wow thank you that feels good yeah i bet but you don't actually
00:09:40believe any of the shit that you said not a word of it we're all fucking alone
00:09:48hey uh you don't want to maybe go someplace where we could be alone do you wow that is very
00:09:56forward of you what's your rush well it's just you know your dad and your mom are about stepmom and
00:10:04mom's
00:10:05oh yeah well um they're about to sing a song and i i just can't handle that right now
00:10:15and uh what would misty think about us running off together i have a feeling she'd be okay with it
00:10:21oh my god we're so bad we're so bad oh my god i can't say i ever liked her yeah
00:10:28she has her moments
00:10:29but this one hurts why don't you go in there and stop them trust me there is not a world
00:10:35where
00:10:35these two don't end up together
00:10:40well
00:10:43if it makes you feel any better my whole family is embarrassed by me they all see me as a
00:10:49uh
00:10:50as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much why would they think that because i fuck around
00:10:54drink too much which they tell me all the time and then they uh try to take care of me
00:11:02and
00:11:04it is absolutely suffocating yeah i've never been big on unsolicited help exactly i can fend for
00:11:09myself of course you can you don't need a leg up hold my leg up oh that was weird this
00:11:16is so fucked up
00:11:17it's so fucked up it's kind of hot though don't you kiss me don't you tell me what to do
00:11:37i can't i give up i just will you just please take off your clothes yeah you got it
00:11:53yeah yeah you wear underwear under your bathing suit yeah doesn't everybody
00:12:07oh fuck what the fuck is happening i thought i smelled you you piece of shit
00:12:14oh my god what the fuck what the fuck is happening oh my god holy fucking shit what
00:12:24oh my god you're a sick fuck roy
00:12:37you're a sick fuck roy
00:13:00Keep running, shitbird.
00:13:02I will always find you.
00:13:34Niles?
00:13:37No, stop! Don't come in here!
00:13:40Are you okay?
00:13:41Don't come in here!
00:13:44Wake up!
00:13:47Good morning!
00:13:56That's a good leg.
00:13:58Okay, fine.
00:14:00But we have to be fast.
00:14:09Oh, man.
00:14:10Oh, man.
00:14:12Yes, man.
00:14:14Stupidity.
00:14:16Chakran, good day so far?
00:14:18Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
00:14:21You?
00:14:22Today's young.
00:14:23Ask me again at the end.
00:14:26Anything can happen.
00:14:28You!
00:14:29What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:33What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:35Hey, come here!
00:14:37Get out of the water!
00:14:38Get out of the water!
00:14:43Get out of the water!
00:14:52Tell me what the fuck is going on!
00:14:56You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:14:58You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:15:08Niles?
00:15:09Niles?
00:15:10No, stop!
00:15:11Don't come in here!
00:15:12Are you okay?
00:15:13Don't come in here!
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:27What the fuck?
00:16:00I found Sarah!
00:16:03We were looking for you all morning, honey.
00:16:06Okay.
00:16:07Come on!
00:16:10Are you all right?
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13Sarah, peanut.
00:16:16You must have gotten up early.
00:16:18I checked your room at 6.
00:16:20Yeah.
00:16:21I went on a hike.
00:16:24Well, you look exhausted.
00:16:26Stay hydrated.
00:16:27Dad, is this...
00:16:28This is, uh...
00:16:29This is really happening, right?
00:16:31I-I-I-I-I don't understand your question.
00:16:35This-this day already happened.
00:16:39What are you saying?
00:16:41It felt real.
00:16:44It-it felt so real.
00:16:48Are you on drugs again?
00:16:55What the fuck did you do to me?
00:16:58Hey, come here!
00:16:59I'm not gonna hurt you!
00:17:00Just get out of the water!
00:17:02Come here!
00:17:02Get out of the water!
00:17:07Tell me what the fuck is going on!
00:17:10Sarah!
00:17:11Oh my god!
00:17:12What are you doing?
00:17:15Whoops.
00:17:16I'm okay.
00:17:17Oh my god.
00:17:17You're okay.
00:17:18You're okay.
00:17:19Oh my god!
00:17:20Jerry, give me the teeth.
00:17:21The three front teeth are pretty much broken off.
00:17:24There's one full canine.
00:17:26This is like a big day for everyone.
00:17:28This is a big day for me, too!
00:17:29Oh my god!
00:17:29The wedding is today.
00:17:30It's been six hours.
00:17:32Sarah!
00:17:32Why are you standing there like a freak?
00:17:34Why were you in the pool?
00:17:35This doesn't make any sense.
00:17:36This doesn't make any fucking sense!
00:17:40What happened?
00:17:40He can't see me.
00:17:41What happened?
00:17:42Is she okay?
00:17:42Hey!
00:17:43Get out!
00:17:44She'll be okay!
00:17:45I'm taking Tyler into town.
00:17:47This dentist lose teeth.
00:17:50I love you, Daddy!
00:17:53Sarah!
00:17:54Sarah!
00:17:54You're thinking it worse!
00:17:55Sarah, no!
00:18:01Guess you followed me.
00:18:04What's going on?
00:18:07I tried to stop you.
00:18:08But what is this?
00:18:11When is this?
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:15About that.
00:18:16So, this is today.
00:18:20Today is yesterday.
00:18:22And tomorrow is also today.
00:18:25It's one of those infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
00:18:30That I might have heard about?
00:18:32Yeah.
00:18:33How do I stop it?
00:18:34I don't want tomorrow to be today.
00:18:36I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
00:18:37Right.
00:18:38That's natural.
00:18:40Uh, unfortunately, that's never gonna happen.
00:18:43Tomorrow will always and forever now be today.
00:18:47So.
00:18:50Right.
00:18:52Uh, well, how about this?
00:18:55Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.
00:19:00Which way is that cave?
00:19:04Uh, you don't want to go there.
00:19:05You don't want to go there.
00:19:32Uh, what about this?
00:19:45Please.
00:19:47Where is it?
00:19:49You gotta wait.
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:19:52Fuck you.
00:19:52Just tell me.
00:19:59Where?
00:20:02i told you you gotta wait what where where is it wait for it almost
00:20:18i am the antichrist
00:20:34i'm just kidding there is no god the earthquake happens every day but check it out opens up the
00:20:41cave you're not gonna find what you're looking for in there once you go in the whole day just
00:20:48resets to wherever you woke up this morning same thing if you stick around the second you fall
00:20:53asleep it all just goes back to the start but will this day end if i go in there sure
00:21:00for you
00:21:03you're wasting your time
00:21:14it's gonna be a beautiful wedding
00:21:22wake up good morning
00:21:47she didn't leave a note sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left don't say that
00:21:59she's scared of what families weddings intimacy melanoma nanotech round-the-clock surveillance sauce
00:22:11she'll be back
00:22:17and how gorgeous are these two i mean
00:22:19hashtag life goals am i right you guys
00:22:24oh but um no seriously okay guys i know this is supposed to be like
00:22:31uh
00:22:39uh
00:22:42uh
00:22:46uh
00:22:50uh
00:22:55uh
00:23:09It's going to be a beautiful wedding.
00:23:13I'm coming.
00:23:14I'm coming.
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:16Sarah?
00:23:16Oh, excuse me.
00:23:17Hi.
00:23:18Wake up.
00:23:19Sarah, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:20Sarah, what are you doing?
00:23:22Get dressed.
00:23:23I can't be here anymore.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:28Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:23:30No.
00:23:32You're cheating on me, you goof.
00:23:37Wait, what?
00:23:40I don't know what it is.
00:23:41It could be life.
00:23:42It could be death.
00:23:44It might be a dream.
00:23:45I might be imagining you.
00:23:46You might be imagining me.
00:23:47It could be purgatory or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.
00:23:50I don't know.
00:23:52So I decided a while ago to sort of give up
00:23:56and stop trying to make sense of things altogether.
00:23:58Because the only way to really live in this
00:24:01is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
00:24:04Well, then what's the point of living?
00:24:06Well, we kind of have no choice but to live.
00:24:11So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
00:24:17So we can't die?
00:24:18No.
00:24:19The loop just starts over.
00:24:20There might be some way to kill yourself,
00:24:21but I haven't figured it out,
00:24:23and I've done a lot of suicides.
00:24:26So many.
00:24:27No.
00:24:29No, I'm going to get out of this.
00:24:31All right.
00:24:35Suit yourself.
00:24:38What are you doing?
00:24:39Bracing for a quick death.
00:24:41I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.
00:24:45There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
00:24:51We can just skip this whole phase.
00:24:54Go get a beer, you know?
00:24:57We're not.
00:24:58Whatever.
00:25:01See you tomorrow.
00:25:03Wake up.
00:25:09So, as I was saying,
00:25:11you just have to find peace, you know?
00:25:16I drove all the way back home to Austin,
00:25:19and I still woke up here.
00:25:21That's how it works.
00:25:22One time I smoked a bunch of crystal
00:25:24and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
00:25:27It was a huge waste of time.
00:25:28They detained me as soon as I got off her plane.
00:25:30I was acting a little odd.
00:25:33And then I passed out in a couple of minutes,
00:25:35woke up back here.
00:25:37Whoop!
00:25:39Darla, you and me, a hundred bucks.
00:25:43Who the fuck are you?
00:25:46Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
00:25:48I'm an honest man, Darla.
00:25:50You're gonna lose this game.
00:25:52But you can keep your money.
00:25:55Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you?
00:25:59Fuck.
00:26:08That was Roy.
00:26:10He was a guest at the wedding.
00:26:13Abe's dad's cousin of the Shaliefen clan.
00:26:17That's about all I know about the dude.
00:26:19Yeah, but why was he trying to kill you?
00:26:27One night, a very long time ago,
00:26:32I partied with Roy.
00:26:35I mean, this was back in the early days
00:26:37before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone.
00:26:39I was just fueling my way through it.
00:26:41Is that tuna?
00:26:42Yes, sir.
00:26:47I know you know,
00:26:49but you don't know that I know.
00:26:50Or do you know?
00:26:51Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring?
00:26:54What?
00:26:55Are you being a dick to the bartender?
00:26:58I would like a Moscato, please.
00:26:59Sure.
00:27:01What might have been and what has been point to one end,
00:27:04which is always present.
00:27:08Second thought,
00:27:08make that two shots of bourbon, please.
00:27:19I like your hat.
00:27:20Of course you do.
00:27:23Thank you, man.
00:27:26To the struggle.
00:27:32Confucius said marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow
00:27:34that makes you forget who you are.
00:27:36He did not.
00:27:37But there is a bottom, my friend,
00:27:40and it is a fucking dark place.
00:27:47What do you say, man?
00:27:48You want to dance a little bit?
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
00:27:56Trevor.
00:27:57He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
00:27:58He tried to hit him up,
00:28:00but he said he did not want to share money.
00:28:03Um, but tonight is not about me.
00:28:07You're right.
00:28:09Got him.
00:28:10I don't know what that was.
00:28:15Oi, open up your cunts.
00:28:16Give me that shit back.
00:28:17Come on.
00:28:18Open up your top picks.
00:28:21We're in the shit.
00:28:23We are in the shit.
00:28:24We are in the shit.
00:28:25You're alive.
00:28:26Wait, come on.
00:28:28That must be enough now.
00:28:38This is...
00:28:42the greatest...
00:28:45night...
00:28:46of my life.
00:28:54I wish I could just live out here forever.
00:29:00Follow me.
00:29:04What is it?
00:29:05Your ancestors are in there.
00:29:09My ancestors are in there?
00:29:11Your answers.
00:29:12They're the answers you're looking for.
00:29:14Oh, okay.
00:29:16That's...
00:29:17totally a different thing, but...
00:29:21I'm in.
00:29:24This...
00:29:25didn't take too much.
00:29:28Wait, Roy.
00:29:29Wait.
00:29:29Wait.
00:29:32Wait.
00:29:33That was a mistake.
00:29:34When Roy found out about his new life,
00:29:36he did not take it lightly.
00:29:39Luckily, he lives in Irvine
00:29:40and wakes up there every day,
00:29:41so he only comes around once
00:29:42every few days,
00:29:45four weeks.
00:29:46I don't know.
00:29:46My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
00:29:48But what does he want?
00:29:49I think he thinks it's revenge.
00:29:52Run, rabbit, run!
00:29:55He may have some anger issues.
00:29:58You said you didn't want the date in!
00:30:03What's that smell?
00:30:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:30:09So, I vowed to never bring anyone
00:30:11into this life ever again.
00:30:13Amen to that.
00:30:15I tied my tubes of 40.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18You have to confront him, right?
00:30:19I mean, you cannot keep running
00:30:20from this person forever.
00:30:22What are you talking about?
00:30:26Of course I can't.
00:30:28Hey.
00:30:28Come on.
00:30:29Burrito truck just opened.
00:30:30Hey.
00:30:31That's for you.
00:30:32Keep the change, okay?
00:30:33But you have to promise me
00:30:34you're going to spend it all today.
00:30:38You know that's a scam.
00:30:39Of course.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:40I just like to give back
00:30:41whenever I can.
00:30:42You know, material matters
00:30:44don't really concern me.
00:30:45With the exception of booze
00:30:47and burritos and designer drugs
00:30:48and candy.
00:30:49Obviously.
00:30:49I'm not a Puritan.
00:30:50And sex, I assume.
00:30:52You fuck other people in here?
00:30:53Great question.
00:30:54You must, right?
00:30:55I have, but, you know,
00:30:56it takes a lot of work.
00:30:58And I try to live my life
00:30:59at this point with as little
00:31:00effort as possible.
00:31:01Huh.
00:31:04Have we roped up?
00:31:05No.
00:31:06At least I don't think so.
00:31:08Still look like who else?
00:31:10Right.
00:31:10Uh, well...
00:31:11Besides Misty.
00:31:12Daisy, the barkeep.
00:31:13You know, I once hit a guy
00:31:14with his car.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:20I don't think he ever
00:31:22walked again.
00:31:23Oh.
00:31:28I bet that was great.
00:31:30You would have bet right.
00:31:31What about Tala?
00:31:32No.
00:31:32But I have tried.
00:31:34May I cut in?
00:31:37It's the first dance.
00:31:39And that's a deal breaker?
00:31:41And that didn't work?
00:31:42It was a big swing.
00:31:43Right.
00:31:44Who else?
00:31:45Hey!
00:31:47There you go.
00:31:48You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?
00:31:50Well, he fucked me.
00:31:51He put his penis in my butthole.
00:31:53Yeah, I know how it works.
00:31:54I'm really glad I tried it.
00:31:55He's a sweet guy.
00:31:57Nice shot.
00:31:58And that's it?
00:31:59That's all you got?
00:32:00Oh.
00:32:02Your dad.
00:32:04What are we doing?
00:32:08I don't know.
00:32:09Nah, I'm just kidding.
00:32:10Oh, my God.
00:32:11I got you, though.
00:32:13You did.
00:32:13What about you?
00:32:15What's going on with your sex life?
00:32:18Nice try.
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:21I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:32:23You asked me about mine.
00:32:24I was just being courteous.
00:32:25I mean, I might have the other night.
00:32:26I, you know, I would have.
00:32:28But not now, though.
00:32:30Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing, you know?
00:32:33We're going to be seeing each other all the time.
00:32:35Let's just keep it simple.
00:32:36Don't overcomplicate it.
00:32:40We've never had sex?
00:32:42Again, my memory is pretty shot, but I don't think so.
00:32:46Anyways, I think the party's going to start pretty soon.
00:32:48You want to head back?
00:32:49Is that a joke?
00:32:52No.
00:32:53Why would I do that?
00:32:54I don't know.
00:32:55Eat, drink, dance, bask in love.
00:32:57That is not love.
00:32:57Of course it is.
00:32:58Tala's in love.
00:32:59No, you don't actually know what you're talking about.
00:33:00We, you, me, everyone.
00:33:02Everyone we know.
00:33:03Nobody can stand the idea of being alone.
00:33:08So we buy into this pageantry and celebrate.
00:33:14Bullshit.
00:33:15All right, so no wedding then.
00:33:16Where do you want to go?
00:33:19Oh, my God.
00:33:22Maybe it's a karma thing.
00:33:24What is?
00:33:25Yeah, what if it's like, to get out of this, you have to be selfless and then you're free?
00:33:31I just bought a hundred dollar candy bar and I'm still here.
00:33:33Yeah, but not like that.
00:33:34Like, real acts of selflessness, like the bone marrow shit that Tala does.
00:33:37You know, look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here,
00:33:41but not you and me until we've earned our way out?
00:33:43You've really never thought about this before?
00:33:45Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.
00:33:47All right, fine.
00:33:48Let's say you're right and that would work.
00:33:50What's the most selfless act you can think of?
00:33:53Something that would guarantee this day to end.
00:33:59And I have full faith in your abilities to keep the boat afloat.
00:34:09And now, old mate Abe, he's going to say his vows.
00:34:12Actually, just, sorry, hold on one second.
00:34:15Here, take that.
00:34:49Are you joking right now?
00:35:02All right, get down, get down, get down.
00:35:09Hey, hey, this place is, get off me, get off me.
00:35:12I should never have left the Great Lakes.
00:35:14This place is a nightmare.
00:35:16It's all right, Randy.
00:35:17It's all right, Randy.
00:35:18Everything is great.
00:35:19Sorry.
00:35:20Well, the gods have spoken and they approved this marriage.
00:35:27What the hell did you say to her?
00:35:29Sister stuff, but I think I'm good.
00:35:31Selflessness is just, it's fantastic.
00:35:34Right.
00:35:36Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey.
00:35:41Alan.
00:35:43Well, Niles, this has been great.
00:35:45Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.
00:35:48And hey, in all your future loops, please keep me out of that fucking cave.
00:35:54And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.
00:35:59Deal with him.
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:01That could be your way out.
00:36:02Well, you seem to have it all figured out.
00:36:04Good luck.
00:36:08Coming!
00:36:09Oh, Sarah?
00:36:11Didn't work.
00:36:12Life is meaningless.
00:36:13Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:36:15Oh, my God.
00:36:18Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:36:21What?
00:36:23This isn't funny.
00:36:25Okay, stop.
00:36:27I'm serious.
00:36:28Stop copying me!
00:36:30Stop pretending like you know everything!
00:36:32Yeah!
00:36:35Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:36:36Wait, what?
00:36:37And what is this place?
00:36:39This is kind of a safe house for me.
00:36:42The family who lives here is out of town.
00:36:44I don't know when they're coming back, but it's not today.
00:36:53Let's waste some time.
00:37:04Hey!
00:37:05What's the mustache?
00:37:07Break my wife runoff with.
00:37:11The ocean will have us home.
00:37:14The ocean will have us home.
00:37:22The ocean will have us home.
00:37:24Dark woman in the cup of burning.
00:37:28All my life has been done.
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:33Dark woman like I'm at the breathing.
00:37:36All my life can't be done.
00:37:41The ocean will have us home.
00:37:44The ocean will have us home.
00:37:51Cold cars, sick of death, and nothing.
00:37:53This is fucking crazy!
00:37:55This is just like nothing, dear.
00:37:57Uh-oh.
00:38:12What the hell?
00:38:14What the hell?
00:38:19How old are you?
00:38:22Oh my God, that's fast.
00:38:27Are you busy?
00:38:28Yeah!
00:38:28Yeah!
00:38:33Yeah!
00:38:37Woo!
00:38:38Woo!
00:38:39Woo!
00:38:43Woo!
00:38:45Woo!
00:39:00Sarah, where have you been?
00:39:02Tala's pissed.
00:39:03I missed you.
00:39:05What?
00:39:06I want you to meet me in the bathroom.
00:39:08Uh, alright.
00:39:10And I want you to wear this.
00:39:14Oh, um, sure.
00:39:18Can I keep my shirt on?
00:39:34And there's flames coming off the back and everything?
00:39:36Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car.
00:39:38How close are you sticking to my sketch?
00:39:39I stuck to it exactly.
00:39:41You're gonna love it.
00:39:42Awesome.
00:39:42It looks really cool.
00:39:44Oh, no, no, no, make her alive.
00:39:48Hey, beauty, ma'am.
00:39:50Wait, stop!
00:39:51There's a bomb in the cake.
00:39:53Don't worry.
00:39:54I used to be a bomb guy.
00:39:56Everyone stand back!
00:40:01Oh my God!
00:40:03Try it out!
00:40:04You son of a bitch!
00:40:06You ruined my plans!
00:40:07Sarah, the sister of the bride, and based on her accent, from origins unknown.
00:40:14I'll take her dead or alive.
00:40:15Put the weapon down.
00:40:17Fine.
00:40:17Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat that...
00:40:20Oh my God!
00:40:21Niles!
00:40:22How's it going?
00:40:23Is it good?
00:40:23Yeah, it looks really good.
00:40:25And are the balls smooth and hairless like I asked for?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:27And are you getting the jizz right?
00:40:29Dotted lines.
00:40:29Straight across.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:31Ready?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:36Ta-da!
00:40:39Wow!
00:40:41That's beautiful.
00:40:43I'm not that old, though, am I?
00:41:01Think of it like this.
00:41:04Everything in this void, the space where the candy bar once was, but is now in my stomach,
00:41:11is the past.
00:41:13Mm-hmm.
00:41:13And everything that's remaining is the future encased in chocolate.
00:41:18Mm-hmm.
00:41:18I have no interest in this emptiness.
00:41:21You know, the who, what, why of your past.
00:41:25You got here.
00:41:25That's all that matters.
00:41:26But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter.
00:41:30It does.
00:41:32You have to know the whole package.
00:41:34I disagree.
00:41:35This.
00:41:36The next bite.
00:41:40That's all that matters.
00:41:45I was married for two years.
00:41:52I knew it wasn't going to work.
00:41:54I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.
00:41:56I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for you.
00:41:59I mean, I knew it wasn't going to work out as I walked down the aisle, but I went through
00:42:08with it, and it didn't work out.
00:42:12I knew it wasn't going to work out.
00:42:13Now, ignoring all that would make me destined to repeat it.
00:42:26What about you?
00:42:31Are you going to tell me anything about it?
00:42:35There's nothing.
00:42:36What about your life before you got stuck in here?
00:42:40What was your job?
00:42:51I honestly can't remember.
00:42:53God, that's bullshit, Niles.
00:42:55No, I'm serious.
00:42:58Wow, it's been such a long time.
00:43:11These are fantastic mushrooms.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:20Too bad we're doing them in such a shithole, though.
00:43:23He's not a fan of this magical desert.
00:43:27Well, then I just feel sorry for you.
00:43:29Yeah?
00:43:29Uh-huh.
00:43:30Oh, wow.
00:43:32Well, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean that you care about me, Niles.
00:43:35And what?
00:43:36No.
00:43:37And what?
00:43:38What?
00:43:38No, but when I say that I feel sorry, it's like, it's the same way that I would say that
00:43:44I feel sorry that, you know, I finished one beer and now I have to open a new one.
00:43:50You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.
00:43:53It's just a fleeting feeling.
00:43:55Right.
00:43:56It drifts away, just like, uh, they all do.
00:44:04What do you mean?
00:44:05What do you mean?
00:44:06It just drifts away.
00:44:08Like they all do.
00:44:11Like what has drifted away?
00:44:23Everything.
00:44:29Anyways.
00:44:31Cheers.
00:44:33To pretending not to care.
00:44:36I like that.
00:44:38I know you do.
00:44:41To pretending...
00:44:49That's a nail.
00:44:50I know.
00:44:53My God.
00:44:55Do you see them too?
00:44:58Are they real?
00:45:01Who cares?
00:45:02Who cares?
00:45:25Night.
00:45:32It's not real.
00:45:38You're so rambling.
00:45:39Niles?
00:45:41Mm-hm...
00:45:42Let's just get it over with.
00:45:49Okay.
00:46:04Wait.
00:46:05What?
00:46:08I just...
00:46:22I just love you.
00:46:26I just love you.
00:46:29I just love you.
00:46:49It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:47:04I love you.
00:47:09Hey.
00:47:11Um...
00:47:12Sorry.
00:47:12You um, you should probably go.
00:47:15You know, before somebody sees you.
00:47:42Sarah?
00:47:44Yeah.
00:47:50I've got to say, I kind of felt a little different this morning.
00:48:00Like, I don't know, I'm kind of good.
00:48:06Because last night...
00:48:12Oh, yeah.
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:17Is that a yeah for Gret, or...?
00:48:20Yeah, it was fun.
00:48:22It was fun.
00:48:24Yeah, sounds like it.
00:48:30I can't keep waking up in here.
00:48:34Yeah, the waking up is always weird.
00:48:36But, you know, going to bed maybe just got a little better, right?
00:48:42This cop's been following us for miles, right?
00:48:49Do you want to talk about it, or...?
00:48:51The cop?
00:48:52No, the fact that we had sex last night.
00:48:55You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.
00:48:57What's there to talk about?
00:49:00It's all meaningless, right?
00:49:02I mean, I hope it's not all meaningless.
00:49:10So what, we're just littering now?
00:49:11God.
00:49:12Nothing.
00:49:13What is this guy's deal?
00:49:24Oh, there we go.
00:49:26Fine.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:27You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:30And I'm very curious to see what it's all about, aren't you?
00:49:33No.
00:49:34No, no, no, no, don't.
00:49:36I think it might be him.
00:49:37Him?
00:49:38Roy.
00:49:41Fucker.
00:49:44Don't stop.
00:49:45If you're not going to take care of this, someone has to.
00:49:48No, someone doesn't have to.
00:49:50We've been over this.
00:49:51I'm serious.
00:49:51I'm serious.
00:49:53Help!
00:49:55He's trying to kill me!
00:49:58He's trying to kill me!
00:50:01He's trying to kill me!
00:50:03Sir, step out of the vehicle with your hand up.
00:50:10Is that him?
00:50:11Sir, we do not comply.
00:50:13All right, I'm not sure if it's a caroony man force.
00:50:21Ah, OK!
00:50:25I'm coming out!
00:50:30Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman.
00:50:32I thought you were someone else.
00:50:36You should always go with that first instinct, shitbird.
00:50:45All right, Roy.
00:50:54Did you call for backup?
00:50:57Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
00:50:59Oh, come on, relax.
00:51:00I just, uh, I just clipped him.
00:51:02You did not just clip him!
00:51:03He's a fucking sadist!
00:51:05I was just saving you!
00:51:06You should be thanking me!
00:51:07He was gonna kill you!
00:51:08OK, well, no thank you!
00:51:09Freeze!
00:51:10Put your hands above your head!
00:51:11Suck my dick, officer, bitch!
00:51:13Seriously, man, just leave us alone.
00:51:14Are you gonna fucking tase me, fuckface?
00:51:16Oh, oh, oh yeah, go ahead and tase me!
00:51:18Come on, just do it!
00:51:22I'm touching your bike!
00:51:23Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
00:51:25Who the fuck just said?
00:51:27What the hell is going on with you?
00:51:29What?
00:51:30You got a little out of hand.
00:51:32You think?
00:51:34Sorry.
00:51:36The pain is real.
00:51:38Why can't you understand that?
00:51:40It doesn't matter!
00:51:41Nothing matters, right?
00:51:42Those are your words.
00:51:43No, pain matters.
00:51:44What we do to other people matters.
00:51:46Being a source of terror is not fun, okay?
00:51:48It's not fulfilling.
00:51:49I know this from experience.
00:51:51It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.
00:51:53We remember!
00:51:54We have to deal with the things that we do.
00:51:55Oh my god, cry me a river, Niles.
00:51:57You were never gonna deal with him.
00:51:58I actually did you a favor, so fuck you.
00:52:00No, Sarah, fuck you.
00:52:02Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,
00:52:04which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.
00:52:07Ow!
00:52:08See? A child.
00:52:09Shut the fuck up over there!
00:52:10I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.
00:52:14I tried to stop you!
00:52:16Or don't you remember?
00:52:17I said, stop!
00:52:18Don't come in!
00:52:18But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.
00:52:20She's got it all figured out.
00:52:21Are you serious right now?
00:52:22I followed you into that cave because I liked you,
00:52:25and someone was trying to hurt you,
00:52:27because I give a shit,
00:52:28which is something that you clearly know nothing about.
00:52:31If I had known that I was going to be stuck
00:52:34with a pretentious sad boy for the rest of eternity,
00:52:38I would have stayed so far away from you,
00:52:42and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.
00:52:44Oh, please.
00:52:45Fucked like a thousand times.
00:52:49What?
00:52:57What did you say?
00:52:57What?
00:52:58I didn't say-
00:52:59Answer me!
00:53:06I lied, okay?
00:53:08We did hook up before.
00:53:10A lot.
00:53:13All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
00:53:16But it was different then.
00:53:18It was always just going to reset.
00:53:20And then you got stuck in here and-
00:53:23I don't know, maybe I should have told you,
00:53:25but I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:28I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:32So I didn't.
00:53:34Okay?
00:53:34Okay?
00:53:41I'm getting out of this day.
00:53:45Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
00:53:47Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
00:53:59Hey, Pia.
00:54:01What room is Sarah staying in?
00:54:05Misty's boyfriend.
00:54:06Come on!
00:54:06Oh, okay.
00:54:07Right, right.
00:54:07Sorry.
00:54:08Her room is second to last down the hall.
00:54:11But she isn't in there.
00:54:12Where is she?
00:54:13No one knows.
00:54:14Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.
00:54:23So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night?
00:54:26She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere.
00:54:29Niles, what are you doing?
00:54:30Sarah!
00:54:31Come on out!
00:54:33Come on out!
00:54:35Wake up!
00:54:39Sarah!
00:54:43Sarah!
00:54:45Sarah!
00:54:48Wake up!
00:54:50Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:54:53Oh, don't say that.
00:54:54No.
00:54:55Howard, once again, Pia is right.
00:54:58Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.
00:55:01Who are you?
00:55:04Misty's boyfriend.
00:55:09Wake up!
00:55:11Wake up!
00:55:11Where is she?
00:55:12Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this?
00:55:14Okay, maybe you didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?
00:55:16I don't feel safe with him in the house.
00:55:18I feel like we should call the cops.
00:55:19That's, like, honestly...
00:55:21I don't feel safe anymore.
00:55:23And how gorgeous are these two?
00:55:25Hashtag life goals in my right size.
00:55:28We're so bad.
00:55:29Oh, my leg.
00:55:30Wake up!
00:55:32Air Force reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.
00:55:34Randy, you have the best stories.
00:55:35I know.
00:55:37Hey!
00:55:38Oh, my God!
00:55:39The wedding guy's here!
00:55:42Hey!
00:55:42Nice job, man.
00:55:44Yeah!
00:55:44I need a breather.
00:55:45Can I...
00:55:45Please, go for it.
00:55:47I brought it for you, man.
00:55:49Misty's boyfriend, are you in on this?
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:55That's a hard no.
00:55:56Okay, all right.
00:55:57Don't mind if I do.
00:55:59That's good, right?
00:56:00Oh, my God.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Yeah.
00:56:02Feel free to join some white boys tonight.
00:56:05Now he's married, man.
00:56:06Watch him go back to the wedding.
00:56:08Duff.
00:56:08I never want to be married.
00:56:10You okay, dude?
00:56:11Did you two sleep in here last night?
00:56:13No, Tyler's all about that no sleeping together before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
00:56:17Why?
00:56:18Abe slept here last night.
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:20What's up?
00:56:25You're so fucking beautiful.
00:56:27Abraham, you slick fuck.
00:56:29I get it.
00:56:31Uh...
00:56:31Excuse me?
00:56:32You and Sarah.
00:56:33It all makes sense now.
00:56:35What's he talking about?
00:56:36Your sister and Abraham boned each other.
00:56:39She wakes up with him every single day and then probably sneaks out in the morning.
00:56:44God, no wonder she hates herself.
00:56:45Here, smell this from Abe's room.
00:56:47Shut up and sit down.
00:56:48You're drunk.
00:56:48Miles, what are you doing?
00:56:50Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
00:56:51That isn't true, is it?
00:56:53What?
00:56:54No, no.
00:56:55This guy's been drunk all day.
00:56:56That may be accurate.
00:56:58However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion
00:57:03by Fournier, the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.
00:57:06Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
00:57:10Oh my god.
00:57:12I didn't think so.
00:57:14Get the fuck out of here, okay?
00:57:16Hey, let's take a walk.
00:57:17You don't actually believe this guy, do you?
00:57:19You cheated on your fiancƩ the night before your wedding with her sister?
00:57:22And you know what?
00:57:23Fuck all of you.
00:57:25Sarah's a good person.
00:57:26But for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you.
00:57:31Come here!
00:57:34Stay back!
00:57:37Trying to ruin my wife, huh?
00:57:39Come on!
00:57:39Let's go!
00:57:47Misty's boyfriend!
00:57:51Oh, wow.
00:57:52Oh my god!
00:57:53Oh my god!
00:57:54Oh my god!
00:57:54Is there a fork in my face?!
00:57:56Yeah!
00:57:58Yeah!
00:57:59Yeah!
00:58:00Yeah!
00:58:05Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special
00:58:09performance.
00:58:13Tala, you know that I'm not great with words, but I do love you more than anything.
00:58:19So, we're going to perform a number that I sung to Howard on our wedding night.
00:58:25It's a song that I want you two to remember.
00:58:27When you fall into hard times, love can get you through anything.
00:58:32And this is A Lover's Concerto.
00:58:36How gentle is the rain that falls softly on the mantle?
00:58:51I miss her, Jerry.
00:58:53Who?
00:58:56Sarah.
00:58:58Wilder?
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:01I didn't know you knew her.
00:59:11I love her.
00:59:15I see.
00:59:17That's interesting.
00:59:25Wake up.
00:59:28Wake up.
00:59:31Wake up.
00:59:53Roy!
00:59:54I'm turning myself in!
00:59:57Torture me!
00:59:58I don't care!
01:00:00Motherfucker.
01:00:01You're right.
01:00:01It's dark down here.
01:00:03What the fuck are you doing here?
01:00:05Hey, Roy.
01:00:06I give up.
01:00:08You win.
01:00:10It's okay, everybody.
01:00:12It's my nephew.
01:00:13Thanks for your concern.
01:00:16You cannot be here.
01:00:18Who is that man?
01:00:19Buck.
01:00:19Who?
01:00:20Hey, hon.
01:00:21This is...
01:00:22Niles.
01:00:23Niles.
01:00:24He's an old friend.
01:00:25Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.
01:00:35You look sad.
01:00:37Oh, he's okay, sweetie.
01:00:45Twins.
01:00:47You believe I made these at my age?
01:00:50If I had one less Mai Tai that night, I'd have put the condom on right and they wouldn't be
01:00:54here.
01:00:56So, here's to Mai Tai's.
01:01:04So, this is your life?
01:01:06Not bad, huh?
01:01:07Beautiful wife.
01:01:09Beautiful kids.
01:01:13Little Joey is watering dog shit.
01:01:16It's weird.
01:01:18But, it's beautiful.
01:01:21What happened to marriage being a bottomless pit of sorrow?
01:01:24Things change, you know?
01:01:28Priorities change.
01:01:34Okay, so what are you doing here?
01:01:35Just get on with it.
01:01:36You're freaking my wife out.
01:01:41I don't know.
01:01:43Hadn't seen you in a while.
01:01:44Yeah, no shit.
01:01:45I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.
01:01:47Nurses wouldn't let me sleep.
01:01:49They were afraid I'd go into a coma.
01:01:50Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.
01:01:55I had a lot of anger towards you, man.
01:01:59I mean...
01:02:01I'm not gonna see my kids grow up.
01:02:04Never gonna walk little Ivey down the aisle.
01:02:12I guess I had my head up my own ass.
01:02:15I mean, I didn't really comprehend what I was putting you through.
01:02:21A little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes though.
01:02:29This was always a good day here.
01:02:33You know?
01:02:34My wife in the prime of her womanhood.
01:02:39Little Joey tending his dog shit.
01:02:43Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon where we're all animals.
01:02:48I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.
01:02:50I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.
01:02:57You gotta find your Irvine.
01:03:01I don't have an Irvine.
01:03:04We all have an Irvine.
01:03:09Hey, who was that loony bitch who blindsided me with the cop car anyway?
01:03:12Don't call her that.
01:03:15You took her to the cave, didn't you?
01:03:17Did you learn nothing from all this?
01:03:19She followed me in.
01:03:24Well, at least you have each other.
01:03:28Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.
01:03:39Okay, I think it's time for you to go.
01:03:42Can I stay for dinner?
01:03:43No, man, look, I...
01:03:45I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.
01:03:49It's not you, it's me.
01:03:56Would she kill me...
01:03:57one more time?
01:04:00Just, you know...
01:04:03beat the traffic.
01:04:07I'm back.
01:04:08Side yard.
01:04:14I hope you find it, man.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:27I'm getting out of this day.
01:04:31Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
01:04:34Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
01:04:36It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
01:04:39Hey, shut up.
01:04:40That was awful and crazy, and it should never have happened,
01:04:43and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing
01:04:46that is coming toward us, because we are very shitty people.
01:04:50But...
01:04:51I am done being shitty.
01:05:03What did we do?
01:05:04That was so stupid!
01:05:06I'm a cheating piece of shit!
01:05:08Yeah, okay, great.
01:05:09I gotta know.
01:05:09It's like my dad!
01:05:10John!
01:05:11Get out!
01:05:12High five!
01:05:29Come on!
01:05:29Go to the bar!
01:05:29Go to the bar!
01:05:31Let's go!
01:05:31Go to the bar!
01:05:39Go to the bar!
01:05:39You didn't have to go!
01:05:39Go to the bar!
01:05:39Go to the bar!
01:05:40Go to the bar!
01:06:01It's a one possible future given the laws of our universe.
01:06:04Yeah, but it would allow an observer access to the inter-deterministic universe on the
01:06:07other side of the Kaoshi horizon.
01:06:10Okay.
01:06:11Sounds like you're joking right now.
01:06:16You'll be okay.
01:06:18You'll do just fine.
01:06:39Wake up.
01:06:48Hey.
01:06:52You're here?
01:06:53Yep.
01:07:19You're here.
01:07:37You're here.
01:07:40You're here.
01:07:51You're here.
01:08:21You're here.
01:08:48You're here.
01:09:04You're here.
01:09:10You're here.
01:09:32You're here.
01:09:36You're here.
01:10:02You're here.
01:10:10You're here.
01:10:16You're here.
01:10:23You're here.
01:10:45You're here.
01:11:16You're here.
01:11:28You're here.
01:11:40You're here.
01:11:42You're here.
01:12:10You're here.
01:12:26You're here.
01:12:31You're here.
01:12:43You're here.
01:12:45You're here.
01:12:46You're here.
01:12:49You're here.
01:13:20You're here.
01:13:20You're here.
01:13:20You're here.
01:13:20You're here.
01:13:31You're here.
01:13:33You're here.
01:13:33You're here.
01:13:33You're here.
01:13:33You're here.
01:13:33You're here.
01:13:34You're here.
01:13:35You're here.
01:13:35You're here.
01:13:38You're here.
01:13:39You're here.
01:13:39You're here.
01:13:44You're here.
01:13:48You're here.
01:13:50ever and ever ever be learning from you and now Abe don't fuck this up
01:14:23good
01:14:32you smell so good
01:14:37I love you
01:14:40I love you too
01:14:45so hopefully you get this and sorry about that again and I hope to see you soon okay
01:14:56that was a lovely speech dear thank you Anna thanks you know I lost my mother when I was
01:15:03very young too
01:15:08yeah
01:15:11well I suppose now that you'll be going soon
01:15:16good luck
01:15:29you're okay sweetheart
01:15:32I felt everything I'll ever feel
01:15:36so I'll never feel ever again
01:15:40what are you pouring this kid Ted
01:15:42that's his first drink
01:15:43I thought I knew how to live
01:15:48I didn't
01:15:49or I don't
01:15:52honey
01:15:53take a look around
01:15:55whatever you're after it ain't here
01:16:14oh my god
01:16:16I'm an idiot
01:16:18are you sure he didn't take anything
01:16:21he's just moping there
01:16:25I'm a fucking adult Ted with the pickup truck
01:16:27you talk to me like that
01:16:29you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar
01:16:41thanks dad
01:16:58no no
01:17:02damn it
01:17:08don't shoot don't shoot
01:17:10please I need help
01:17:12a ride anything
01:17:13who the fuck are you
01:17:1530 years ago you met a woman named Tracy Holmes
01:17:19at a bar in Aberdeen
01:17:20she took your virginity in the bathroom
01:17:22and then left town
01:17:23you never saw her again
01:17:25Spuds
01:17:27I'm your son
01:17:31I've always had a feeling
01:17:44Sarah
01:17:45Sarah wait
01:17:47wait
01:17:50I get it now
01:17:51you were right
01:17:51I was scared
01:17:54but I'm not anymore
01:17:55look Sarah
01:17:56from the first time that I saw you
01:17:59no stop
01:18:00stop it
01:18:00Niles I don't
01:18:01I don't want another one of your speeches
01:18:04alright
01:18:13you get one more sentence
01:18:14okay
01:18:16okay
01:18:17even though I pretend not to be
01:18:20I've realized that I am completely codependent
01:18:22but I'm cool with it
01:18:24because I think that life should be shared now
01:18:28and I need you to survive
01:18:32okay
01:18:34that's your one sentence
01:18:35I need you to survive comma
01:18:37but it's so much more than that
01:18:40colon
01:18:42I know you better than anyone knows you
01:18:45and remember that night
01:18:46when we saw the dinosaurs
01:18:48you said it yourself
01:18:49in order to really know a person
01:18:50you have to see the entire package
01:18:51the good and the bad
01:18:52and I've seen your package
01:18:53and it is excellent Sarah
01:18:56ampersand
01:18:58you're my favorite person that I've ever met
01:19:02and yes I know that it's crazy odds
01:19:03that the person I like the most in my entire life
01:19:06would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop
01:19:08but you know what else is crazy odds
01:19:09getting stuck in a time loop
01:19:12dot dot dot
01:19:13ellipses
01:19:13ellipses thank you
01:19:14called them ellipses
01:19:15ellipses
01:19:16look
01:19:17I hope
01:19:19that blowing ourselves up works
01:19:21but
01:19:22it's really irrelevant to me
01:19:24as long as I'm with you
01:19:26and if it kills us
01:19:27well then
01:19:31I'd rather die with you
01:19:33than live in this world without you
01:19:36emphatic period
01:19:43that was a grammatical nightmare
01:19:45yeah
01:19:46I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much
01:19:48you mean an emphatic period is just
01:19:49it's an exclamation point
01:19:51I don't want to seem desperate
01:19:56what if we get sick of each other
01:19:59we're already sick of each other
01:20:03it's the best
01:20:09I can survive just fine without you
01:20:11you know
01:20:15but there's
01:20:16a chance that this life can be
01:20:18a little less mundane
01:20:21with you in it
01:20:23yeah
01:20:24less mundane
01:20:26that's a super low bar
01:20:27that's a great place to start
01:20:33okay
01:20:35okay
01:20:38come on
01:20:39let's see if we blow up and die
01:20:43okay
01:20:48so
01:20:49was the whole
01:20:50go disappearing thing for real
01:20:52or was that bullshit
01:20:53it's too late
01:20:53you've already committed
01:20:54damn it
01:20:57where do you want to go on our first date
01:20:58when this for sure works
01:21:00your mom's house
01:21:01okay
01:21:02this was a mistake
01:21:03your mom's a mistake
01:21:04all right
01:21:12in case I don't see you again
01:21:16I love you too
01:21:22I love you too
01:21:25I love you too
01:22:16So now what do we do?
01:22:20Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.
01:22:28You have a dog?
01:22:29Yeah. Fred.
01:22:33You have a dog named Fred?
01:22:34I do.
01:22:36You've never mentioned us?
01:22:37Never came up.
01:22:39Where is he?
01:22:40With a neighbor.
01:22:42What kind of dog is he?
01:22:43He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:45He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:47Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
01:22:54I guess they come back November 10th.
01:23:08I went downtown to see my lady
01:23:12She stood me up and I stood there waiting
01:23:16It'll be alright when the morning comes
01:23:22Now I'm up in the air when it rained in my hair
01:23:25I got nowhere to go
01:23:27I can go anywhere
01:23:28It'll be alright
01:23:30When the morning comes
01:23:35Just passing
01:23:37I'm not asking that you're being a woman with you
01:23:41When you come home
01:23:43Try to come home alone
01:23:44It's so much better with two
01:23:54Hey, shit bird
01:23:56I got the message from your girlfriend last night
01:23:57That is a pretty crazy theory
01:24:00You really think it could work?
01:24:03I'm sorry
01:24:04Do I know you?
01:24:10I'm Niles
01:24:15Hi
01:24:16Hi
01:24:22No way
01:24:26Wow
01:24:26Daisy, I'd like a
01:24:28Lots of alcohol, please
01:24:31Nice to meet you
01:24:32Yeah
01:24:33When the morning comes
01:24:37Oh
01:24:39Ooh
01:24:42Ooh
01:24:43Ooh
01:24:45Ooh
01:24:46When the morning comes
01:24:51Just passing
01:24:52I'm not asking that your theater won't begin
01:24:56When you come home
01:24:59Try to come home alone
01:25:00I'm so much better with two
01:25:05Now I'm out in the cold
01:25:07And I'm getting on
01:25:08Standing here waiting on you
01:25:11It'll be alright
01:25:13When the morning comes
01:25:16Ooh
01:25:20Ooh
01:25:22Ooh
01:25:24Ooh
01:25:25Ooh
01:25:25Ooh
01:25:25Ooh
01:25:26When the morning comes
01:25:37It'll be alright
01:25:39When the morning comes
01:25:44Ooh
01:25:47Ooh
01:25:49Ooh
01:25:49Ooh
01:25:50Ooh
01:25:51Ooh
01:25:52Ooh
01:25:52Ooh
01:25:54Ooh
01:25:55Ooh
01:26:00Ooh
01:26:04Ooh
01:26:05You
01:26:06Oh
01:26:07Ooh
01:26:09Ooh
01:26:10When the morning comes
01:26:11Ooh
01:26:12Ooh
01:26:13Ooh
01:26:14Ooh
01:26:16Ooh
01:26:17Ooh
01:26:18Ooh
01:26:19Ooh
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