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00:23This is a love story.
00:26Love.
00:27Love.
00:28It's supposed to be patient and kind, but let's be honest, it's irrational.
00:35It can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane.
00:40I should know.
00:42My husband made me small.
00:49No.
00:52It's not a metaphor.
00:55He made me six inches tall.
00:59I'm literally the size of a dry martini, shaken, stirred and nursing the burn of every sip.
01:09Even at our ugliest, I still believe our love's worth fighting for.
01:16But fair warning, it's going to get worse before it gets better.
01:30To us.
01:32To us.
01:38To recapturing magic.
01:42To the journey, not the destination.
01:44And to Dr. Carmichael, couples therapist extraordinaire.
01:48To her words of wisdom.
01:52Speaking of the journey.
01:53It was bumpy.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Hit a few potholes.
01:58Yeah.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Checked into separate rooms.
02:01But I am working through my narcissistic tendencies.
02:05And I am working on my accountability issues.
02:08And here we are.
02:10We made it.
02:12Got to the next stop.
02:13Dr. Carmichael's new year, new us, colon.
02:17A grand gesture.
02:19I'd like to go first.
02:20Okay.
02:20Great.
02:20Yeah.
02:30I've arranged to get the Vermont gang back together at the Grey House on New Year's Eve
02:34for our anniversary, so we can renew our vows.
02:39New year.
02:41New us.
02:43I'm speechless.
02:45We were so happy there.
02:49Really?
02:50Really.
02:51Are Gary and Meg going to be there?
02:52They're giving up Cabo.
02:54Lulu?
02:55Our daughter has not returned my calls.
02:56Oh, she's 18.
02:57She will.
02:58They don't do phones.
02:59Always send a text.
03:00Okay.
03:00Okay.
03:01My turn.
03:02Okay.
03:04This will be the last Christmas that we spend in St. Louis because I have listed our house
03:10with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next December.
03:14I am going to land this big fish, and tomorrow I'm going to get Elvin Smith to bankroll the
03:20final stage of my life's work so that in one year, Lindy, we can move back to the Grey House
03:25permanently.
03:27Like I promised years ago, a clean slate and a fresh start.
03:32I supported you, and you got your prize, and all I ask is that for one more year you support
03:39me so I can get mine.
03:41Are you serious?
03:44The listing went up today.
03:51Is this real?
03:53Very.
03:58Plus.
04:02I love you.
04:04Lindy.
04:05I love you, too.
04:08I love you, too.
04:09I love you, too.
04:17Thank you for inviting me back into our bed.
04:44How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
04:49Only less little John knows.
04:52Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of its original
04:59size?
04:59Just imagine, a farmer could grow ten, a hundred, a thousand ears of corn in the space it takes to
05:07grow one.
05:08But, how does cellular reduction work?
05:12My revolutionary molecular transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms.
05:19The real question is, can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized?
05:25Not only can we do it, we will do it.
05:28Together, Hilton Smith.
05:29We can make more with less.
05:32And that's L-E-S.
05:36I'll take it from here, Les.
05:38Okay.
05:43Now it's time to blow your minds.
05:50We call this the mini barn card.
05:54No one calls it that.
05:55It's just me.
05:56See, I grew up on a farm.
05:58Sorry, I get excited.
06:25We call this the future.
06:42I am fucking amazing.
06:49It's a corn in the truck.
06:51Look how tiny it is.
06:52It's been tiny.
06:53It's incredible.
06:54I got you.
06:55You did.
06:56You really did.
06:56You really did.
06:57It's crazy.
06:59Well, it amazed me again.
07:01Make it big.
07:01I want to taste it.
07:04Oh, a big corn takes a big investment.
07:06Oh, there he is.
07:08Money man chiming in.
07:10Well, go on.
07:10You know, Flavor Saver was a huge step forward.
07:15It was the first and the best GMO tomato on the market.
07:19But it was a failure.
07:20Well, no, it wasn't.
07:23It was a breakthrough, but it tasted like old band-aids.
07:27Admit it.
07:27No, I don't think I want.
07:29Well, admit it or I walk.
07:33No.
07:38Fuck yeah!
07:39You should never admit failure.
07:42I got you.
07:42I got you.
07:43Yes, you did, Hilton.
07:44But this agrotech is going to change the world.
07:48Jinx.
07:49And just think, this is only the beginning.
07:52Sorry, who are you?
07:53Vivian, Hilton's chief scientist.
07:55I'm the guts.
07:56I just write the checks.
07:57She's...
07:58The brains.
07:58And my guts never make mistakes.
08:01I mean, I would write you a check right now.
08:05But for some reason, I'm just not feeling yummy in my tummy.
08:14You.
08:14Mingi.
08:16Who are you?
08:18Is this a trick question?
08:19I don't know.
08:20Is it?
08:21Well, who are you?
08:23I'm awesome.
08:24I'm Hilton.
08:25Well, I'm awesome.
08:27I'm less.
08:30Yeah.
08:30I'm gonna need more.
08:38You liked it.
08:40Yeah, I'm gonna lose my house.
09:00Hey.
09:02Hey.
09:03Uh, something quietly revealed itself to me.
09:08Oh?
09:08What's that?
09:09Maria's staff pick.
09:11My rainbow starts with black.
09:13It's a Pulitzer Prize winning novel.
09:15By the one, the only, Lindy McMichael Littlejohn.
09:20That's a lifetime ago.
09:23Uh-uh.
09:2318 years and still a fan fave?
09:26Listen, Richie.
09:27Um, we need to talk.
09:31Uh-oh.
09:32No.
09:33Yeah?
09:34No, we've just begun.
09:36Richie.
09:36Hold on.
09:37This is just the first act.
09:39Do not turn this into a tragedy.
09:41Tragedy's a better story.
09:43Oh, I wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair.
09:49Listen, you really saw me when I needed it the most.
09:53I did.
09:54Yeah, and you really gave me that emotional intimacy that I craved, you know?
10:00Mm-hmm.
10:01You were a great shoulder.
10:03An ear.
10:04Mm-hmm.
10:04You're so handsome.
10:06Young.
10:07Smart.
10:08No, stop it.
10:09And maybe in another life, but...
10:11But I fell in love.
10:15And you?
10:16I fell in Les.
10:18Hell yes?
10:19Yeah.
10:19Why?
10:20Les knows the real me.
10:23The worst of me.
10:24And he...
10:25He still loves me.
10:27I could love the worst of you.
10:28No.
10:29Yeah?
10:29He has 20 years on you, and you've known me, like, a few months.
10:32Six and a half.
10:35Les...
10:36He made a grand gesture, and he promised me a fresh start, and I believe him.
10:43Why?
10:44No, no, no.
10:45Actually, don't say.
10:46Love should remain a mystery.
10:50My mom told me that.
10:52Okay.
10:53I'm gonna go.
10:54Just, just...
10:54Wait, wait.
10:55Wait.
10:56This...
10:56Oh, God, no, no.
10:57I got you this Christmas present.
10:59Absolutely cannot accept this.
11:00You must, or it means our love was in vain.
11:03Sheesh.
11:03Not love.
11:04Okay, just open the card first.
11:07There is no need to thank me.
11:09Okay?
11:25Merry Christmas, my love!
11:27In anticipation of the new year, new you, and new us, I thought this would be a great start.
11:34Open the present.
11:35I'll wait.
11:47I hate this rag.
11:48I know you hate this rag, but I knew you'd never send it in yourself.
11:53Give it a quick read.
11:54See if you recognize it.
11:58Oh, Richie.
12:00No, no, no, no.
12:01What have you done?
12:02I pretended to be your book agent.
12:04Your story is gonna be in the New Yorker.
12:08No!
12:09I didn't write this.
12:11I'm fucked.
12:12I know it's overwhelming, and I'm sure you don't.
12:15Oh, fuck, Richie!
12:18No, no, no!
12:20Oh, my fuck.
12:22Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
12:23Oh, bitch, pick up.
12:25Pick up.
12:25Hi, this is Terry.
12:26Leave a message.
12:27Terry!
12:28Oh, fuck.
12:29Okay.
12:29There is a story.
12:31There's a story in the New Yorker with my name on it.
12:33And I need you to call me back.
12:35This is an emergency.
12:36For serious this time, call me back.
12:39Oh, fuck.
12:41Fuck!
12:51Shut the door.
12:52Why?
12:53Because I want to raise my voice.
12:56Jesus jumping crackers.
12:58Why would you invite Hilton to your charity event at your home tonight?
13:03Because he wants to know who I am.
13:05But Lindy will be there.
13:06And?
13:07I'm sorry.
13:08Am I the only one that remembers last year?
13:10The silent auction?
13:12The pool incident?
13:13And you're still serving alcohol this year, right?
13:15Count me out.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17I cannot watch.
13:21I don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him.
13:27But we are broke.
13:29And he is all we have.
13:31There are no more interested investors less with Hilton's kind of cash.
13:36You know what?
13:37Lindy and I are fine now.
13:38We're good, even.
13:40And we're renewing our vows.
13:42New year, new us.
13:43New us!
13:43Yes!
13:43You said that last year.
13:44This year, it's gonna stick.
13:46You sleeping in the same bed?
13:47Yes.
13:48Just sleeping?
13:49Sleeping plus.
13:51Big plus?
13:52Small plus.
13:53It'd feel so much better if it was big.
13:55We're on the road to big.
13:56I promise you.
13:57Um, okay.
14:00Lindy, it's me.
14:01It's me calling you.
14:02Um, I'm not panicking, but just call me back before the party, okay?
14:05It's not an emergency, but it's an emergency.
14:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:08So sorry, sorry.
14:09Um, my, uh, my polyp is gone.
14:12Yeah, but there's a hole in my heart now.
14:14Sounds like a case for the bard's guard.
14:16So I'll be unable to attend your party this evening?
14:19Our loss.
14:20Good luck, Richard.
14:45You're not Jackie.
14:46I'm Hill.
14:47Don't make me raise it.
14:49Through?
14:50I'm Professor Littlejohn.
14:51Jackie's professor.
14:52Did she leave for break already?
14:53Have I missed her?
14:54I hope not, because I'm her fucking ride.
14:57Jackie!
14:58Professor Littlejohn.
14:59Yeah, Lindy.
15:00You should call me Lindy.
15:01Oh, uh, hell, uh, Professor Littlejohn is the reason that I'm here.
15:07Oh, you wrote that book she loves.
15:09I didn't read it.
15:10No offense.
15:11None taken.
15:11Jackie, I'm so glad I caught you.
15:14Can we talk?
15:15Yeah.
15:16Just real quick.
15:17Oh, you mean without me?
15:18I do.
15:19Oh.
15:19Is it okay?
15:20Oh, yeah.
15:21Is it rude?
15:21No offense, but sure.
15:23Okay.
15:23Let's just have it.
15:25Okay.
15:28Um, have I done something wrong, Professor Littlejohn?
15:31Oh, no, no.
15:32Gosh, no.
15:33No, I have.
15:34I have.
15:36I, um, I need to tell you something.
15:39Uh, I loved your short story.
15:47Untitled on purpose?
15:48Yeah, that's the one.
15:49Yeah, I loved it.
15:50It was brilliant.
15:51Uh, the prose was incisive.
15:54Oh, just the voice.
15:55Fresh.
15:56Distinguished.
15:57Rare.
15:58One that deserves the attention of the New York literati.
16:04I mean, that, that means the world to me, Professor Littlejohn.
16:08It's almost, it's almost Christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work.
16:11I, oh my gosh, I couldn't ask for a better gift.
16:13Okay, listen to me.
16:14Listen to me.
16:14Yes?
16:15You need to turn it into a novel right now.
16:19Now?
16:21Really?
16:22Really now.
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24Um, I guess I could get started over the break.
16:27No, you need to take next semester off.
16:29And just write.
16:30The whole semester.
16:32The whole semester.
16:33You just want to isolate and write.
16:36While it's fresh.
16:37While it's here.
16:37While Untitled on Purpose is coursing through you.
16:41Right?
16:41Yes, I feel it.
16:42Okay, so you need to isolate and write.
16:44Uh, no distractions.
16:45No internet.
16:46No novels.
16:47No magazines.
16:49No, uh...
16:49Nothing.
16:50Nothing.
16:50Right?
16:50Nothing.
16:51And just all winter long, a very, a room of one's own.
16:54Right.
16:55Wolf it.
16:55Right.
16:56Wolf it.
16:56Could you do that?
16:57Yes.
16:58Well, uh, well how's dad?
16:59My Uncle Flip.
17:00He has a cabin back in Montana that's super isolated.
17:04Oh!
17:04Walden Pond isolated.
17:05That's perfect.
17:06Right?
17:06Yes.
17:07Jackie.
17:08Yeah.
17:09This has the potential to be your...
17:12My rainbow starts with black?
17:15No.
17:16Professor Little John, it, it couldn't.
17:18Jackie.
17:19I...
17:19I should know.
17:20My goal in life is to just write one, one great novel like you.
17:27That's okay.
17:28So we're agreed.
17:30You're gonna isolate and write.
17:31Yes.
17:32All semester.
17:33All semester.
17:33You're going to Montana.
17:35Yes!
17:35Remember, no magazines, right?
17:37None.
17:37You know what I need?
17:38Uh-uh.
17:39Just turn off the internet, okay?
17:41Right.
17:41I will unplug completely.
17:43Yes!
17:44Okay, hey, Merry Christmas!
17:46Merry Christmas!
17:47Merry Christmas!
17:47To you too!
17:52Okay.
17:55That's...
17:57Right here.
18:00Oh!
18:14Terry!
18:14Thank...
18:15Christ!
18:16Okay, listen, I...
18:16Lizzie, I have ten minutes.
18:18Blindsiding me with one short story published in the New Yorker over the last two decades gets you one.
18:23And the fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another.
18:26And the other eight belong to Gilliam Flynn.
18:28He continues to publish bestsellers, which bought me a classic six off the park.
18:33I didn't write the story.
18:34It's my students' work.
18:38My ex-emotional lover.
18:41Long story.
18:42Found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine.
18:45And I...
18:45Why would I correct him?
18:47You know?
18:48He sent it in...
18:51Without my knowledge on my behalf.
18:53Because he...
18:53Long story.
18:54Adored me and...
18:56Thought I was capable of writing something great again.
18:58I'm taking a sabbatical from Wash U.
19:00I'm headed to the Grey House.
19:02Les and I are gonna renew our vows.
19:04Long story.
19:05You're invited.
19:06I know you hate him.
19:07I did too.
19:08But...
19:09He is a good dad.
19:10And I'm committed...
19:12To committing to my marriage.
19:14So...
19:14I cannot handle...
19:16This shitstorm right now.
19:18Which is sure, by the way, to tarnish your reputation as well.
19:22So if you wanna keep that classic six...
19:24Then can you please...
19:26Please...
19:27Fix this fucking mess so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised?
19:32I hate you.
19:34I know.
19:35I hate me too!
19:38Ah, you're not allowed to thank me.
19:44Oliver!
19:52Oliver!
20:06Less has been calling.
20:07I've been texting.
20:08And I have been busy.
20:09Less needs you on best behavior tonight.
20:12Hilton Smith is attending.
20:14Condescending as always, Starla.
20:16And who?
20:18Necessary.
20:18And he is a big investor.
20:20You know, I thought the cover was on the pool last year, right?
20:23You know that.
20:24Great!
20:24You already picked up the first frame to me that did.
20:26Yep.
20:27It's locked.
20:28I know.
20:30Is this another party protest?
20:31No.
20:32Hilton is here in five.
20:33Starla.
20:34Your dress is upstairs.
20:35I need you inside.
20:35Now.
20:36What dress?
20:37Less had me assess your wardrobe situation.
20:39And we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade.
20:43Insulting?
20:44And what if I hate it?
20:45Your futures are on the line.
20:48He said to me, quote,
20:50No new year, new us without new money.
20:52Unquote.
20:53So please, just move.
20:55Get out of the car.
20:57Now!
20:59Goodbye, Starla.
21:00I will have the valet physically remove you.
21:05I need a minute!
21:07One minute!
21:11We need a Hulk out front.
21:13Stat.
21:23So with Les...
21:42Come on.
21:43Tell me what Les is working on...
21:45this is the cover of scientific american he tells me nothing else and you never ask
21:52well i have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years
21:56all i'll say is first rule of fight club lane and outdated just like scientific american
22:13vodka dry
22:21oh thank you
22:33big red has landed where's lindy i need eyes on lady tomato help give me a 20 on deep pockets
22:42double negative big red is not happy i know amazing style when i see it
22:48oh this is a facade oh well the facade is working i'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as
22:57a
22:57fraud which i probably deserve i'm supposed to be the supportive wife but uh my career going up in
23:07flames is banging around my brain that's all i can hear what does your husband think about that
23:13oh he has no clue he's a fraud too is that so
23:20welcome everyone uh every year um i say i'm going to keep it short and that this night is not
23:28about
23:28me it's about the children and tonight i'm actually going to keep that promise but you know let's be
23:34honest um it has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff well he's
23:41just
23:42playing the role of a charitable philanthropist but all he really cares about is his life's work
23:49first himself second our daughter third me last which i probably deserve well just curious what do you
23:58think about his life's work and a very personal little ditty about jack and diane my john cougar
24:06melancamp velcro wallet with my high school id still inside huh where else are you gonna get one of those
24:13i can't tell you that it's so top secret i actually have no idea what it is
24:20hold on a second my my top elf is really trying to tell me something
24:24lady tomato on the brand of deep pockets two drinks and third on deck you're
24:28fucking joking aren't you fucking fired i'll turn to my headset
24:34but i can tell you
24:37he's brilliant don't tell him i said that yeah i mean i'm already last you know what's after last
24:48not much so yeah merry christmas and happy holidays and uh hopefully that covers it all okay
24:59last five minutes no two one later maybe done oh everybody was up do you remember no no i'm just
25:05explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season so as a joke last year
25:11i put into the silent auction as a joke watch almighty less walk on water i thought the cover was
25:19on the
25:19pool oh oh i'm so sorry hilton i'm so sorry i just want to say i'm so sorry well i
25:25pay right now to see
25:27that awesome less if you can walk on water you got my money are you being serious no no oh
25:35oh great
25:36so i can still get the money after the conversation with your wife uh i don't know hi hilton i
25:45didn't
25:45know okay lady why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks
25:51okay so um hilton i don't know what she said well she said that you put work first family third
25:57and
25:57her dead last that's out of context what kind of man are you i know i just i can't explain
26:03i can't
26:07you never explain anything i got you again again you suck at it i do i do i do so
26:15just to be clear
26:15lindy didn't tank the deal she closed it now she's awesome workaholics they changed the world
26:22i'm a workaholic i should know thank you thank you so much thank you so much i want to go
26:28to work right
26:29away like the holidays yeah put it on my christmas card every year yeah you really see me we both
26:34do
26:35oh it's you again hilton's chief scientist all the brains and the boots the boots the boots on the
26:41ground what do the boots do the boots ensure that my guts are never wrong the boots are part of
26:49the deal
26:50i'm all in are you awesome less
26:59fine just just tell me i'm melting down because i fucked the deal no i closed the deal i closed
27:07the
27:07deal fantastic no what do you mean no that's so great oh my god i was so worried now i
27:14am saddled
27:15with one of hilton's network of bio spies his chief scientist is going to come in and she's going to
27:20take credit for my work and all of this will have been for nothing i will be nothing my legacy
27:25will be
27:26nothing i shall go to the grave without a nobel you know this was my last chance at greatness god
27:34hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey come on you remember joan ryan huh yeah my nemesis at mit
27:47that's right
27:48you were convinced that the phd board was gonna pick her over you and you were gonna be relegated to
27:55just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad thing right but what
28:00actually happened less they chose me they chose you and where's joan ryan teaching at berkeley
28:10yeah and where are you in st louis but why oh uh to give the finger those ungrateful pricks at
28:21monsanto and to build the menlo park of the midwest and how how because i am i am a partner
28:27in my own
28:28company creating the bio agro tech that will change the world that's right yeah you're gonna change the
28:34world and you are i've always believed that even when you hated me oh especially when i hated you
28:46so what do i do you do what you always do you get back in the workshop and you figure
28:54it out
28:55that's what less little john does yeah right yeah right okay that's it that's it thank you
29:08thank you for being so understanding oh god so now i gotta get back in the workshop and let's move
29:17our
29:18renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea less no i didn't what huh that's what you said
29:23right huh did i yeah gary and meg oh gary and meg would much prefer to go to cabo let's
29:31send them
29:31something sign my name no no no that will be so humiliating don't worry don't worry i'll tell lulu
29:35that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted so i'll see you when i see you
29:38i'll be
29:39back when i'm back and um i love you and i can't wait for new year new us next year
29:54is he
29:56fucking kidding me
30:16lindy
30:17lindy um i made a mistake and i'm i'm leaving less tonight i hear the emotion in your voice and
30:27it's
30:28beautiful i've been hoping for a christmas miracle yeah i'm gonna go to vermont i'm gonna go to the
30:33gray house and i um could you could you come with me where you finished your masterpiece i'd be honored
30:40to be invited a gift beyond measure i have 10 vacation days and one personal day bank and heart emoji
30:49let's meet at mandy's diner at midnight heart emoji bag i'll arrive with joy in my step and a light
30:55in
30:55my heart did you love my presence pardon yeah i didn't have the heart to open it so um i'll
31:06just
31:06bring it with me okay new year knew you knew us oh is vermont cold i get
31:35everybody out in 30 minutes or hulk is gonna see me smash
31:41iceberg ahead 30 clicks abandoned ship lady tomato about to burst hey hey hey less promised me a minute
31:51i'll give you 20.
32:11excuse me
32:12excuse me
32:13i thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays martin signed the loi asap and hilton
32:19turned on the money hose in good faith i didn't sign i'm a partner apparently not the important
32:24one oh well now i'm inspired and i would like you to leave a genius needs his space exactly and
32:36i
32:36plan on being inspired throughout the holidays i know this is a difficult transition period
32:41i'll give you tonight but i'll give you tonight but i will be back tomorrow
32:47boots on the ground dr little john
32:53fuck me
32:54well
33:00uh
33:32Nils, I don't have time.
33:37She what?
34:01You're old. Text me.
34:08Fuck you, too.
34:13Starla?
34:24Starla?
34:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say, I need to regroup. Where are you going?
34:31I'm leaving you.
34:32If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
34:35How's that?
34:36For trying to sabotage my career? Think I don't know? Huh? You don't think Nils would call me for comment,
34:41Lindy? Scientific American, not TMZ. I'm a hoax, you know what? I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for
34:48my work. You mentioned Joan. I'm not a misogynist. I'm not intentionally.
34:54If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist, and I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.
34:58I never said misogynist.
35:00Why would you do this? Why?
35:01You know why.
35:04Is it about Gary and Meg?
35:06This is about you, and our marriage, and breaking the promise of step three colon, a grand gesture, and our
35:14daughter who hates me, sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
35:19Career? Stop! It was one book in the early aughts!
35:24This is what you did. You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family, you changed
35:29the names, you added a little bit of wry sarcasm, and then you called it fiction, and you got lucky.
35:35My rainbow starts with black. No shit.
35:38My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion
35:48in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try to be something
35:54other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
35:57This is the last thing I need right now.
35:59Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. What is it you need right now?
36:03I need you. Yeah, I need your support. This is my last chance. You already got your prize. And, in
36:12case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence. Every book signing, every interview. I held your
36:20purse. I held my tongue. You know, I was there for the ride. And it wasn't always pleasant. You know,
36:26the roller coaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
36:30I have paid that debt. I have been by your side for 15 years. You had Flavor Saver. And it
36:39was insufferable. Still is.
36:43But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did. I didn't get my prize.
36:48Swing and a miss. How is it my fault? How?
36:54My apologies. Forgive me for being ambitious. Um, coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me.
37:01Maybe you don't have another hit in you. Huh? Maybe you're one and done. Maybe your ego just won't let
37:07you read the room.
37:08I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
37:11That's me? That's what you think of me?
37:13Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years!
37:17What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house? Huh?
37:21With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm because, quote,
37:27I promised we'd return there one day, unquote.
37:30I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
37:36And there it is, everyone!
37:39That's our show. Same line every time.
37:48I mean, this is the top-secret thing you've been working on?
37:54Give me that. Give me that.
37:55A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
38:01You have no idea what you're talking about.
38:02This is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.
38:06You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
38:09It's nice to see yours to scale.
38:18What a gentleman!
38:19Oh, fuck.
38:21What?
38:22Oh, no, Lindy.
38:24What?
38:26What'd you do?
38:43Oh, God, is she dead?
38:45Oh, God, is she dead?
38:51Lindy!
38:53Say something!
38:54Are you alive?
38:56Oh, you're alive!
39:01Fuck you!
39:02Fuck you!
39:04Fuck you!
39:11Oh!
39:20Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight.
39:23Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight.
39:27Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight with you.
39:35Good morning.
39:36How long?
39:37How long until you can fix me?
39:39I need the truth!
39:43I don't know.
39:46but i'm making really good progress it's incredible
39:53moving forward everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me
39:58mom wrote something the story is viral this is a taking time bomb that is going to blow
40:04but you're gonna fix that
40:09that means the world to me richard were you at my house
40:14lindy where poor art now
40:17i was in there i was in the neighborhood
40:20so i think mom has had an emotional breakdown so hurricane lindy is track no don't say that
40:29i'm the villain
40:36oh god i've created a tiny monster
40:50you
40:50you
40:50you
40:50you
40:50you
40:51you
40:54you
40:56you
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