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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:12And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:21Now she would know the truth.
00:00:24She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:44The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:49Lisa, that's the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And.
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:48So.
00:01:49How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:58Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:34Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:43I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:49Well.
00:02:50Why don't you just...
00:02:51Chat GBT.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:53I'm kidding.
00:02:54Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look.
00:02:56Why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01I should be writing.
00:03:02Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:07Do you wanna...
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:29You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Ms. Longclim stole us some time before 3pm.
00:03:48Hurry.
00:03:49Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the ladies some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth.
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction.
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel.
00:04:32I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:36I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:41I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:45That hair.
00:04:46That...
00:04:47The race of a generation.
00:04:48Exactly.
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want.
00:04:54Just look at me.
00:04:55But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire.
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:35It's all just fiction.
00:05:37Made up.
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:42I'll double your next advance.
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:02Ehh!
00:06:03Ah!
00:06:05Ah!
00:06:08Ah!
00:06:08Showtime.
00:06:11Ah!
00:06:17Ah!
00:06:23so we meet again guess i wasn't dreaming guess i wasn't either
00:06:31lisa has to get ready i'll walk around
00:06:37look i know giselle's the ceo but she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:42i wasn't looking who's her friend
00:06:46don't even think about going for max you are here to be my dating coach not to date my man
00:06:53got it you better max and i are going to have the hottest kids ever
00:06:59what were you saying about a party my people will explain everything
00:07:10lisa brown giselle's lawyer can you sign this nda
00:07:13i'm the stylist i need your measurements i'm the dog walker and lisa's poo poo
00:07:21what did i get myself into
00:07:27lisa hurry up
00:07:31see a little flicker right here yes perfect
00:07:41i can barely walk in these you'll learn tonight's my first night meeting max outside the office
00:07:48help me sweep him off his feet i'll do my best i just wish i had more time to prepare
00:07:53i believe in you
00:07:54heidi burschweiler
00:08:03ah no i hate parties you know this oh come on it's part of the job max
00:08:08hey listen i want you to meet this producer he wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12how many times do i have to tell you i don't care about hollywood i want my books to stay
00:08:18books
00:08:25on second thought maybe there is something here i want to talk to
00:08:29what are you talking about max is coming tell me what you say
00:08:34i thought this was your thing i need lines right fucking now
00:08:53i am so sorry i didn't mean to the next time you want to use my jacket just ask me
00:08:58come on
00:09:03lisa a word
00:09:06stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job
00:09:10sorry it wasn't my fault
00:09:13all will be forgiven if you can get max to ask me out
00:09:17tell me what to do
00:09:22well
00:09:24in elven list shihara the elven princess attracts men with her mystery
00:09:29she's quiet she speaks in riddles she has a ethereal eroticism to her like a sexy alien
00:09:37that'll work
00:09:38be alluring i'll come to you
00:09:40if you fuck this up not only are you gonna lose your bonus i'm canceling your publishing contract
00:09:47what yeah you think i need you to push the heidi brushfire books i own the pen name and the
00:09:54rights
00:10:06sorry about lisa what a klutz
00:10:09try not to spill this one
00:10:14i'm sorry
00:10:16that was a bad joke
00:10:17i feel like i'm falling on my face here too even if i'm not literally doing it
00:10:23so
00:10:24m
00:10:25max
00:10:27what's up
00:10:28what's the scariest kind of writer
00:10:33a ghost writer
00:10:34oh no
00:10:35when i told her to speak in riddles i didn't mean literally
00:10:39now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:46well you have a mysterious sense of humor giselle
00:10:51what the hell
00:10:52it actually worked
00:10:59why are writers always cold
00:11:04because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:11thank you giselle
00:11:13for the entertainment
00:11:15for the night
00:11:17i'm gonna head out of here
00:11:19but
00:11:19and please
00:11:22respect the personal space okay
00:11:24uh
00:11:26have a good night
00:11:29no sweet giselle just fucking stop okay
00:11:32you're warning everything
00:11:35i warned you
00:11:37you are going back to indiana
00:11:39right now
00:11:47can you let go of my hair please
00:11:50i look like an idiot in front of max tonight
00:11:52and it's all your fault
00:11:54give me another chance please
00:11:55as if
00:11:57you're not a date doctor
00:11:59you're not even fit to be a romance author
00:12:02not at my company
00:12:04no
00:12:04i'm begging you miss von clint
00:12:06i can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07i'm supporting my mom
00:12:08she needs me
00:12:14you're on thin fucking ice lisa
00:12:17thank you
00:12:18thank you miss von clint
00:12:19it's me
00:12:20go get me
00:12:21my man
00:12:29nice pool
00:12:30tell me all about l.a
00:12:33i should be home with you mom
00:12:34i can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37so what's the hubbub
00:12:38i actually can't talk about it
00:12:40because i signed an nda
00:12:41but the good news is i might be getting a big bonus if i don't screw things up
00:12:46when have you messed anything up except your dating life
00:12:48mom
00:12:49speaking of
00:12:50i made you a tinder profile
00:12:52you already have matches
00:12:54remember billy from high school
00:12:55he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58maybe too sexy
00:13:00could you please not butt into my love life
00:13:03i know i haven't dated in a while but that doesn't mean i want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer heidi brushfire
00:13:11was really a spinster in training from rural indiana
00:13:15hopefully miss von clint doesn't find out
00:13:18i have to get to work
00:13:43shh
00:13:44shh
00:13:45this is hopeless
00:13:46i've been reading dating books all day
00:13:48and i haven't learned anything that could help miss von clint
00:13:51i'm screwed
00:13:58oh
00:14:03i'm so sorry
00:14:09please don't recognize me
00:14:10please don't recognize me
00:14:13you're giselle's friend right
00:14:16the clumsy one
00:14:17a week ago i would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:21now i wish i was dead
00:14:23hey
00:14:24why are you crying
00:14:26okay
00:14:39i was just um
00:14:42reading a sad book
00:14:48what were you reading
00:14:50think lisa you're a writer
00:14:52you know about books
00:14:54wait
00:14:55i know
00:14:56withering heights
00:14:57not a lie
00:14:59it does make me cry
00:15:00withering heights
00:15:01well that's one of my favorites
00:15:03it makes me cry too
00:15:06it's so beautiful
00:15:08and tragic
00:15:09you like romance
00:15:10yeah i used to
00:15:13hey let me help you
00:15:15i got it really
00:15:25is this yours?
00:15:27i'm not stalking you i promise
00:15:30you can admit you like me
00:15:37okay
00:15:39i'm a fan
00:15:41i read your books
00:15:42because i know you have a new one coming out
00:15:43so i was just re-reading your last one for
00:15:47about the tenth time
00:15:49you read my book ten times?
00:15:52i'm a writer too
00:15:53miss von clint's my publisher
00:15:55so i've heard
00:16:01funny seeing you here
00:16:03aren't you supposed to be a recluse?
00:16:04whoever said that
00:16:06obviously spends no time in the library
00:16:08because i'm here all the time
00:16:10i love the smell
00:16:12i love the smell of old books
00:16:13what are you checking out?
00:16:15that's actually this new author
00:16:19um...
00:16:19have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23but...
00:16:23how...
00:16:24i googled it
00:16:26i'm not stalking you
00:16:27i promise
00:16:31and here is the romance section
00:16:36here we go
00:16:39here we go
00:16:40here we go
00:16:40oh yes
00:16:41i can't wait to read this
00:16:43could you take a picture of us?
00:16:46i'm a big fan of yours miss brushfire
00:16:48how...
00:16:49do you?
00:16:49okay
00:16:50thank you
00:16:56looking forward to your next book
00:17:01that never happens in indiana
00:17:04back to wuthering heights
00:17:06not to brag
00:17:08but i happen to own a first edition
00:17:11come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13your place?
00:17:16oh...
00:17:17um...
00:17:17how about tomorrow?
00:17:34hi...
00:17:34miss von klimt
00:17:36hi poo poo
00:17:41so cute
00:17:42where have you been?
00:17:43and why am i not mrs mk roth yet?
00:17:48funnily enough i...
00:17:49just ran into max at the library
00:17:55did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58tell me everything
00:17:59it actually didn't come up
00:18:01that could be good
00:18:03actually he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06you?
00:18:08what did i tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12back your bags!
00:18:13you're out of here!
00:18:15ah! wait!
00:18:16wait!
00:18:17let me explain
00:18:19you're right
00:18:21max is a special case
00:18:22my usual advice won't work
00:18:24i need to get to know him better
00:18:28i'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31i just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan
00:18:38what do you think poo poo?
00:18:40should we trust her?
00:18:43i leave for new york this week
00:18:46if you don't have results
00:18:47by the time that i'm back
00:18:49you're out of a job
00:18:51and a publishing deal
00:18:53got it?
00:19:01since the divorce every moment was pain
00:19:04james felt like prometheus
00:19:06tortured by the gods
00:19:07but instead of eagles eating his liver
00:19:11they picked at his heart
00:19:13then again
00:19:14maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:26who would read this self pitying garbage?
00:19:30i've got to snap out of it
00:19:34lisa
00:19:35lisa!
00:19:35i almost forgot
00:19:36just the writing break i needed
00:19:47hi max
00:19:50it's so good to see you
00:19:55you know
00:19:55same here
00:19:58come in
00:19:59do you want some wine?
00:20:02water's fine
00:20:06don't lose your mind over a man lisa
00:20:08you have a job to do
00:20:17lisa
00:20:18lisa
00:20:18lisa
00:20:19lisa
00:20:19lisa
00:20:20lisa
00:20:32lisa
00:20:33like this week
00:20:33if you don't have results
00:20:35by the time that i'm back
00:20:38you're out of a job
00:20:39and a publishing deal
00:20:41got it?
00:20:44so max
00:20:46seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48i'm seeing you
00:20:50right now
00:20:51i mean
00:20:53romantically
00:20:54what do you want in a woman?
00:21:00just look in the mirror
00:21:05lisa
00:21:05you joker
00:21:10is it me or is max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14he's supposed to want Giselle
00:21:16i've got to get his mind off me
00:21:21forgive me Emily Bronte
00:21:30lisa
00:21:32it's a fifty thousand dollar book
00:21:33fifty thousand dollars?
00:21:36oh no
00:21:37i went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:46there's no damage
00:21:49luckily
00:21:50i'm so sorry
00:21:52let me clean up
00:22:00so when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03soon as i finish writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet i thought
00:22:06the subject matter is proving quite difficult
00:22:10it's about a divorce
00:22:12my divorce
00:22:14i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures i don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:21anyway i'll finish the book i just can't find the ending
00:22:23when i have writer's block i usually try to chalk it out with someone
00:22:26usually my mom
00:22:28she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:30thanks lisa but i don't think my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:35sorry
00:22:36stupid
00:22:38thanks for the advice
00:22:40i can write an ending
00:22:42i just don't know what it should be
00:22:45which reminds me i should probably get back to work
00:22:58thanks for coming by
00:23:00and
00:23:02getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:05anytime
00:23:16later
00:23:18dude
00:23:25as i left the house max continued his battle with the blank page
00:23:31i couldn't help wondering if i'd ever see him again
00:23:36well
00:23:37i guess i could maybe do something about that
00:23:49i need more info to work with before miss von klimpt gets back but how do i ask max to
00:23:53hang out without giving him the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her not me
00:24:03reading by the pool
00:24:05that's platonic
00:24:07thanks for having me over today
00:24:08i'd love to return the favor
00:24:10come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:16what am i thinking max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion
00:24:21why did i ask him to do the most boring thing on earth
00:24:26no no no no no no no no no he's responding
00:24:29please let me down gently max
00:24:31my fragile heart can't take it
00:24:37ah
00:24:39i really needed this
00:24:42i got the big house you know but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome anytime
00:24:47i mean
00:24:48i'm sure it's cool with miss von klimpt it's her house
00:25:03oh
00:25:04still at it i see
00:25:08sorry
00:25:11creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy together
00:25:20you're actually reading it
00:25:22are you joking i can't put it down
00:25:24it's like the sexiest book i've ever read
00:25:26hey where do you get your ideas
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:32my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent actually
00:25:37i find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:41i was an ugly duckling
00:25:43it was easier making my characters fall in love than
00:25:47actually risking it myself
00:25:50well lisa
00:25:52you're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:55i think you should come out of your shell
00:25:59hmm
00:26:01so any other thoughts about the book
00:26:04yeah one more
00:26:06the next book you release
00:26:08make it under your name
00:26:10you are too good
00:26:12i'll think about it
00:26:14hey can you get my bag for me
00:26:27be cool lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back
00:26:32think of miss von klimpt
00:26:50so max i was wondering
00:26:53the love interest in your last novel
00:26:56is she based on your ex
00:27:04shoot
00:27:04i said the wrong thing
00:27:06jesus lisa you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14yeah i guess what i don't post online it still comes out in my writing
00:27:19yeah
00:27:22she's uh
00:27:24she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:26very different time
00:27:29it's
00:27:30it's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:33romantic bone in my body
00:27:36because all i do is write
00:27:39and avoid
00:27:40writing
00:27:42can i ask what happened
00:27:43i thought she was my
00:27:47pixie
00:27:49manic
00:27:50dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:53she was just manic
00:27:54she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type a
00:27:59workaholic
00:28:00obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:01and money
00:28:03sounds like miss von klimpt
00:28:05is that your type
00:28:08it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:13but
00:28:15i'm an introvert
00:28:16you know
00:28:18i would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this than
00:28:22some random l.a party
00:28:25if i decide to remarry
00:28:27it's gonna be someone who's like me
00:28:33maybe even a writer
00:28:34maybe even a writer
00:28:40oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be platonic abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:44what's wrong lisa
00:28:45i'm getting hot are you thirsty i am so thirsty
00:28:48thank you
00:28:49hs
00:29:00a première
00:29:08ahhh
00:29:14hs
00:29:15oooaah
00:29:18ahhh
00:29:37I'm pruning.
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:50My phone.
00:29:59Jeez, is she sidekick or something?
00:30:04Miss Van Clem, hi.
00:30:07Any updates on Max?
00:30:12Um...
00:30:16Who are you waving to?
00:30:17I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:20A fuck party? Show me.
00:30:22No, of course not.
00:30:26Me likey.
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool. I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:36Music to my ears. Poopos too.
00:30:40I have good news as well.
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:48That's amazing.
00:30:49I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:52Poopos got a poopoo.
00:31:00How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02No little spot by the beach.
00:31:04I don't normally go out, but
00:31:07this might feel special.
00:31:09If you ruin this for Miss Van Clem,
00:31:11your writing career is done for.
00:31:14What are you saying?
00:31:20Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:22Looks good.
00:31:23Ball's in our court.
00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30But make sure that she doesn't turn my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise, okay?
00:31:36Hey, you're the boss, boss.
00:31:43Max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk
00:31:46he'd given me all day.
00:31:48If I didn't know better,
00:31:50I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56Sorry about that.
00:31:57I had a business call.
00:31:59What are you writing?
00:32:03Max, stop!
00:32:04Is this your diary?
00:32:06Oh no, Max has my journal.
00:32:08How could it be so stupid?
00:32:18On second thought,
00:32:21I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:27You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:37Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:39Yes, I have.
00:32:40Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:42In all seriousness, though,
00:32:44it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:49Weirdo?
00:32:50Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:54It gets lonely.
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:08That food's amazing.
00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:17Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:21Me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing,
00:33:26so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:27And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:30And you know my work.
00:33:32And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:36I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:39You...
00:33:39trust me?
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:45Should I not?
00:33:46You might not trust me
00:33:47if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:55Thanks.
00:34:00It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:10After dinner,
00:34:11we can print it at the library.
00:34:15Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:18Your place?
00:34:19That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:26Because if he does have other ideas,
00:34:28I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:35Check, please.
00:35:00Careful.
00:35:01Clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm really clumsy around you.
00:35:05Is that right?
00:35:06Hey, please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:10The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:14Okay?
00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:23You make it easy.
00:35:25Max, they can't be.
00:35:34Oh my God, Max.
00:35:41Shh, shh, shh.
00:35:48Shh, shh.
00:35:55Shh.
00:35:56Shh.
00:35:56Shh.
00:35:58Shh.
00:36:22Wow, Lisa, I want you.
00:36:25I want you to see him.
00:36:56I want you to see him.
00:37:21I want you to see him.
00:37:34Oh, no, I'm at Max's place.
00:37:37Oh, my gosh.
00:37:38Oh, my gosh.
00:37:40I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:42Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:51Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one-night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:00Lisa?
00:38:02What are you doing?
00:38:05Oh, Max, look.
00:38:07We don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:18It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me, too.
00:38:46Who's that?
00:38:59Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:10Shh.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract,
00:39:18I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:32Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:43I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:45Nice.
00:39:47Woo!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:59Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:28You're home early.
00:40:29You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:33What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:43Er...
00:40:43Jerry.
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were gonna say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:03Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:06My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:32Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ha-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:50To the thorn tree.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from the trusted reader.
00:43:01Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:08Well, that should get going.
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:20We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:06But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12If Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here, I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:44:26I'm dead meat.
00:44:27I'm dead meat.
00:44:34Ah, shit.
00:44:38Ah.
00:44:48Oh, my God.
00:45:21Max's car? What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:45He has a choice at the end.
00:45:47To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:06But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:15I mean, James.
00:46:18You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:25Max!
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:29Oh, my God.
00:46:30Giselle's home.
00:46:32Aren't you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:40Because you're a private person.
00:46:42It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:11Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:22Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:28Bye.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, you know, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going-out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:00You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05You know, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:27Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:32Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:34Um, yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:48I know it's worked.
00:48:50I can't watch.
00:48:56I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:41Big time.
00:49:45Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what?
00:49:48That's a good thing.
00:49:49Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:55Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:02It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go, Leslie?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:15Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:35Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Van Clem now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:53Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:56I don't know.
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:33Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max. Be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:54I...
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:02Just breathe. Calm down.
00:52:05You're with me now. Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:37That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41I'm not...
00:52:41Wait, I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead.
00:53:08I should go.
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:23But I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me.
00:53:28As long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:33And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here.
00:53:38There's plenty of space.
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy.
00:53:51Because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:56Let me think about it.
00:53:59All right?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:38Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:54:59About me.
00:55:00I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:02Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max.
00:55:45We are done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:50And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:55:58Yes.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:18Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:30You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:33But no.
00:56:34You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can explain.
00:56:40No.
00:56:40I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:46I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:56Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:58Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:06You can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:25Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:26I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:31Uh, Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:37Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, though.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:01So.
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:15I found her journal.
00:58:18I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:21She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:27No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:30She's a succubus.
00:58:32Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:44Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better,
00:58:49but I do know something that might distract you.
00:59:16I have just returned from a visit to my landlord,
00:59:20the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:30In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation
00:59:36so completely removed from the stir of society.
01:00:07Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:20I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone, please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa?
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks, comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller list.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it!
01:01:19You might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:29Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:46You're pregnant?
01:01:47Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:51Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:57I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the Werewolf King.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:51This is torture.
01:02:54Not now, Mom.
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:00Thanks, Mom.
01:03:01You didn't have to.
01:03:02Your favorite author.
01:03:03Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:06It's in Oprah's book club.
01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:12I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:40As James perused the library, he saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:47She felt his presence, wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:56James had lost the game of love, but that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:02A happy ending.
01:04:04He took my note.
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:12Millionaire author M.K. Roth to Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:26Yes.
01:04:27Yes.
01:04:28Yes.
01:04:29Yes.
01:04:43All this scheming around got me so horny for you.
01:04:53By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract he made.
01:05:09Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.
01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.
01:05:19The studios are dying for a movie version of The Thorn Tree.
01:05:24Why not a trilogy?
01:05:24Yeah.
01:05:25A TV show.
01:05:26Crypto.
01:05:27Video games.
01:05:27The possibilities are endless.
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.
01:05:36Good.
01:05:37I hate sneaking around.
01:05:38It would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.
01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for.
01:05:44What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money.
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years.
01:05:55You are so bad.
01:06:06What is it, honey bunch?
01:06:08Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:18I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.
01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce
01:06:26him.
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.
01:06:28Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.
01:06:35Maybe a lot more.
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich.
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.
01:06:41You were born in the middle of nowhere, with a mom in a wheelchair, and somehow you still became a
01:06:48big author.
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.
01:06:52But Max dumped me.
01:06:54What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him.
01:07:00Brave.
01:07:01Like Shihara, the elf princess.
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.
01:07:07You're a badass bitch.
01:07:09Shihara, you're right.
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes, you can.
01:07:26Hey.
01:07:27You look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:34Not with the right lady.
01:07:37Shihara, I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:46What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:53Hey.
01:07:55Men would kill to be with Jazzy.
01:07:58You know that.
01:08:00You know that.
01:08:02You know that.
01:08:11Elvin and Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump Rules.
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:36Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:53I made it.
01:08:55Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:58No, she ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:03Yeah?
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:10That's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay, he doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Giselle are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help I seduce him.
01:09:20You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:22All right?
01:09:23Go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this, too.
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:37You stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42Come on, dear.
01:09:47What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry.
01:09:51Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:08Giselle.
01:10:10What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:17Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:20Lisa, is that true?
01:10:21Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:24It's now or never.
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:47So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No.
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor.
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:02And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for
01:11:05the right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho.
01:11:11Somebody call the police.
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day.
01:11:15Max.
01:11:16Please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:21Don't marry her.
01:11:22LAPD!
01:11:23There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding!
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm gonna bring her right over here, right-
01:11:30Answer me this.
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:45It's mine!
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses
01:11:51in the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:56Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:13All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit!
01:12:18You fucked us!
01:12:20I love you!
01:12:21And the baby!
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:22We hate you!
01:12:24Hey!
01:12:25It's safe to say this wedding is over.
01:12:28And I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:38I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:51You are finished!
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.
01:12:56And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:58Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash!
01:13:07Shhh!
01:13:10Shhh!
01:13:12Get up!
01:13:13Baby!
01:13:14Baby!
01:13:14Get up!
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:25You just have to trust me.
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa.
01:13:47Happy to present the author formerly known as Heidi Brushfire,
01:13:52reading from her first novel under her real name,
01:13:56which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list,
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:01Lisa Brown!
01:14:03Yay!
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs,
01:14:13writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess.
01:14:17When the phone rang,
01:14:19little did I know my life was about to change forever.
01:14:30I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:36Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:39Aww!
01:14:41Max started his own publishing company
01:14:43after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:52So, you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks.
01:14:57The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher.
01:15:00I heard the CEO writes the books herself now.
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt.
01:15:08I have a question.
01:15:09When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually,
01:15:21I can answer that.
01:15:31I've never really been a public person,
01:15:34but Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which...
01:15:48Lisa Brown,
01:15:50will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:55Yes!
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