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00:01Amanda's pregnant. She's gonna dub Dave and move to Singapore. You need to tell him.
00:07Destroy the fucking bitch.
00:23Jesus.
00:28What do you mean?
00:30Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant?
00:34Can I just get like a broker?
00:36Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him and take the kid to Singapore?
00:44What's going on?
00:46What do you mean, what's going on?
00:48The bitch is pregnant, what do you think is fucking going on?
00:50Casual. Yeah, she said it was casual.
00:54Can I just take these?
00:56She had some ex that died and she said Dave is just a casual relationship.
01:01He's your best friend.
01:02Okay, just stop shouting.
01:05You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him.
01:21Have you had some of these?
01:25Ibuprofen?
01:26Yeah.
01:28I took paracetamol off.
01:31Yeah, I'm touched the sides.
01:58I'm working near his office today.
02:01I'll take him a coffee.
02:04Face it head on.
02:06I bet there's a phone charger in my van for ages.
02:09I'll use that as an excuse for why I'm doing it.
02:12I'll take him one of his bush coffees.
02:14Oh yeah, nice.
02:16I'll have a big chat.
02:18I'll take it all out, man to man.
02:20I'll tell him she's using him and he's not actually going to Singapore.
02:27He makes, he'll be fine.
02:29He needs to know.
02:36So, she came out and just told you she was pregnant.
02:41Did she get a chance to talk about you?
02:45You?
02:55She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding.
03:04What, are you going to do your hair together?
03:06I hope so, yeah.
03:09Wait to wear nails.
03:11Girly.
03:12You enjoy that.
03:14Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room.
03:19I think I hate her.
03:22I should have seen her sitting there.
03:25Jog basically all the food.
03:28Oh Jesus, shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands.
03:31I think I actually hate her.
03:44Never used to hate anyone.
03:56Your dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
04:02I'm going to stop the day with a little syllable.
04:09Left unfinished.
04:14When you move to kiss me.
04:22Now each word bursts like a volcano.
04:27Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:35Now grab the keyboard and a microphone.
04:40Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:58Now grab the keyboard and a microphone.
05:07It's a bit late but...
05:12Really?
05:13No.
05:13You say coffee don't keep you awake.
05:15No, I'm sorry.
05:16You're saying that you're the only person in the universe.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:18I could call you a coffee at 4.30.
05:20You're hilarious.
05:23Have a good one.
05:25So how's Amanda been?
05:27All good?
05:28Singapore?
05:31What are you doing?
05:34What are you doing mate?
05:36Singapore!
05:37Singapore!
05:38Singapore!
05:39Yeah, you're all like...
05:40Oh my God!
05:40Singapore!
05:43No, it's hilarious mate.
05:45You're all like...
05:45Singapore this, Singapore that.
05:47I'm leaving.
05:48I'm settling down.
05:49Get over it.
05:50What do you keep going on about it for?
05:52Are you jealous?
05:56Yeah, yeah.
05:56Really jealous.
06:01So she's going around telling me, and I hardly know her, telling me she's pregnant.
06:06And she hasn't told the father.
06:09Oh, Amanda.
06:10Rack of lamb.
06:13She ordered her champagne and a rack of lamb and made her split the bill.
06:18She applied for her job in Singapore.
06:20Okay, I'm back.
06:21Sorry about that.
06:22That's okay, we're still here.
06:23Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner and which one of us is the pet.
06:29You good to start the meeting?
06:31Yep.
06:33Okay.
06:36Sorry, I couldn't make it in this morning.
06:37There he is!
06:41What are you doing here?
06:43Are you following us?
06:44You're the one following me mate!
06:49I'm so joking.
06:51How are you?
06:51I'm okay.
06:52Ready for a weekend of Mayhem?
06:54Every weekend's a weekend of Mayhem.
06:55Enjoy!
06:58We're here for the wedding.
07:00We've got a lot of you in today.
07:02Promise not to be too rowdy.
07:04Easy problem.
07:05We're the groomsmen, so duty to get absolutely shit-faced.
07:08Oh, groomsmen.
07:10You didn't make it to best man.
07:12He likes you, but not quite enough.
07:13Not very much.
07:20Have a great night!
07:22No!
07:24No!
07:26No!
07:28No!
07:30So you've got to get up?
07:33No!
07:34No, no.
07:40Do you want to go somewhere?
07:42So you want to go somewhere.
07:43And a good order for the wedding.
07:57You said that the car was empty.
07:59I said the boot was empty.
08:07There's a difference between a car and a boot.
08:10So basic.
08:17I mean, seriously, that's, like, so bozer.
08:34Hey.
08:35Hey.
08:38Yeah, yes, they've left my laptop in the car.
08:54How's Lisa?
08:58Uh, busy.
08:59Oh, God.
09:01Yeah.
09:14Congratulations on your promotion.
09:25Yeah, no, Dave mentioned it.
09:27Head on it.
09:28Mm-hmm.
09:29In Singapore.
09:30Yes.
09:31Wow.
09:35Are you heading out, or?
09:38Yeah, uh, chewing gum.
09:41I'd like to keep a packet on me, but I've pulled me out of my pocket.
09:49Yeah, uh, Dave mentioned you're still working through the practicalities in Singapore.
09:54Yeah, there's a lot to think about.
09:56So excited.
09:58But, uh, the two of you moving to Singapore?
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:05He's really excited.
10:06He's telling everyone.
10:09Yeah, no, in his head, he's, like, he's definitely going there, which would be great for him, but I suppose
10:19if there's any chance he might not be going there.
10:23I know what you're doing.
10:25What?
10:26What am I doing?
10:26What do you mean, what are you doing?
10:30What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum?
10:34You followed me out of my room.
10:37Yeah, I genuinely lost my chewing gum.
10:39Yeah, right.
10:40Fuck off.
10:42I know that Lisa's told you.
10:44You manipulate her.
10:45I can see the sadness in her eyes.
10:48So go and tell Dave that I'm going to Singapore without him telling her I'm pregnant.
10:50Please.
10:51You'd save me a load of hassle.
10:53Honestly, I wasn't...
10:54Have some fucking bollocks, yeah?
10:57You're all fucking full of yourself, aren't you?
11:00And your jokes, which actually aren't anything any normal person would find funny.
11:04And you fucking stand there waving your stupid dick around, but men like you are fucking terrified of telling the
11:09fucking truth.
11:16He actually said that?
11:17Yep.
11:20God, that's so funny.
11:23He said I was excited about moving to Singapore.
11:26When?
11:28Literally just now.
11:31Why would he say that?
11:33I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore.
11:35Promise.
11:36Hand on heart.
11:36I'm a dad's life.
11:51What was it?
11:53I was down the side of the driver's seat side bit.
12:00This fell into your pocket.
12:05You're okay?
12:32Is that the best way of doing it?
12:35Got a bow on?
12:37Probably.
12:38What would you do?
12:39Just hold them in your hand?
12:40I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table.
12:42Really?
12:43Yeah.
12:45There's like a hundred of them.
12:46Yeah, there's 85.
12:49Whatever, it's like...
12:50There's a difference between 85 and 100.
12:52I think even you can work that out.
12:56These are the pavers.
12:58Great.
12:59Thanks, mate.
12:59Just need one on each seat.
13:01Great.
13:01Good luck.
13:04Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table.
13:06What's that?
13:08Interesting strategy.
13:09He's just laying all the names out.
13:11He was going to do it from his hand.
13:13I think you guys just need to get a room.
13:16Yeah.
13:18He'd love that.
13:19He should be so lucky.
13:20I'll give him a shock.
13:21I'll tell you.
13:22I'll give him a shock.
13:23Best night of his life.
13:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:37Hey, hey there.
13:39Mmm, that's so nice.
13:41Yeah.
13:44Dave, ate all three biscuits.
13:46I was like, I wouldn't be needing them.
13:49You can also have a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant.
13:51I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps.
13:55No, I was saying, just give me a text when you're done with work.
13:59Or nearly done.
13:59I'll come over.
14:01I don't mind sitting and waiting.
14:02Oh.
14:04So much to do.
14:06Oh, God.
14:08Uh, I better get back to her, actually.
14:11Yeah.
14:12No.
14:12Yeah.
14:13No, I'll see you in a bit, though.
14:14A fine bit.
14:39So, should we just do the favours as we go?
14:42Uh, do it at the end?
14:45All at once?
14:47Yeah?
14:49I don't mind.
14:52I just remember at our wedding we...
14:54Our wedding, you did at your wedding.
14:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:07Sorry, mate.
15:08All good.
15:09I just find it funny.
15:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:12Uh, that one?
15:13Yeah.
15:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:20No, wedding's not even, like...
15:23It's man.
15:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:26I'm not being rude, but...
15:27I'm just like, wedding?
15:30Really?
15:32Yeah, not for me.
15:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:39I just think when you've had a kid, like I have,
15:42you reach a sort of emotional maturity.
15:45Yeah?
15:46You understand, like, depth.
15:52It's like me and Amanda.
15:54Yeah.
15:55What we have is...
15:56it's so profound.
15:59It's frightening, yeah.
16:01It's bigger than a wedding.
16:05I just, I think you live in this quite shallow world.
16:09But that will change if...
16:12you ever have the guts to become a dad.
16:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:17No offence.
16:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:23Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:25Look at me.
16:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:38Wedding's just so beautiful...
16:40Totally.
16:40...and meaningful.
16:41And they give you a candle.
16:42You can't just assume everyone has a mindful piece.
16:46Yes!
16:47Oh my god, that's...
16:49Yeah.
16:50Weird.
16:51That's exactly what I'd say.
16:53Is it?
16:54Yeah.
16:56I don't...
16:57Don't want to start the rehearsal.
16:59Yeah.
16:59Thanks.
17:08Why do they need to rehearse?
17:09Yes.
17:10Good.
17:11Well, exactly.
17:12It's just...
17:13It's just so fucking sanitised.
17:15Yes.
17:16I can't stand that.
17:18Yeah.
17:19The sanitisation of the...
17:21Like the...
17:22Global West.
17:31I'm awake.
17:48We're not having sex.
17:51We're not having sex.
18:22We're not having sex.
18:22You've got all the chocolates, yeah?
18:34You've got all the chocolates?
18:40Oh no!
18:41What's happened to your chocolates?
18:46Hello?
18:48Hello?
18:51Oh no!
18:53Look!
18:54Quick!
18:54Oh no!
18:57Who's got all the chocolates now, eh?
18:59Hello?
19:06Hello?
19:06Any babies?
19:10Oh...
19:10There's a higher chair.
19:12It's on the other side of the room.
19:13Oh, someone will make us hold it?
19:15Yeah.
19:16Yeah, cool so.
19:20I've had Amanda round.
19:24What else?
19:26Yeah, but she couldn't stay, because I'm so busy with work.
19:29Mm.
19:30And you had to die off.
19:32I know, right?
19:36I was Dave.
19:42Uh...
19:43Yeah?
19:43Okay.
19:46And he has no idea she's pregnant.
19:51Does that mean he does know, or he doesn't know?
19:54Yeah, he doesn't know.
19:55Sorry.
19:56So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore?
20:04You should tell him tonight in front of her.
20:08I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face.
20:18I'm allowed to hate the bitch.
20:23Lovely.
20:35Hi.
20:36Here they are!
20:39Hey!
20:40How are you?
20:41How are you?
20:42Yeah, I mean, we've had a bit of a disaster with the flowers.
20:46Oh, God.
20:47Yeah, so I'm...
20:48Oh, it's just... just flowers.
20:50It's, uh...
20:50It's just flowers.
20:51It's just flowers.
20:52Yeah, get nervous.
20:56Nervous.
20:57She said she was nervous.
20:58I was just done talking about the flowers.
21:00I'll be nervous in marrying you tomorrow.
21:03Can you guys be nervous in marrying him?
21:19Let me get this.
21:20I can get it.
21:21You mad?
21:22Come on.
21:23No, I'm just back to water.
21:24I'll buy you a drink.
21:26Why?
21:27Because I want to get my mate a drink.
21:40They're like, why aren't you drinking?
21:42Yeah.
21:43Yeah.
21:44It's the worst.
21:44Literally the worst thing.
21:46I'll be pregnant.
21:47Well, you do.
21:47Take a lot of money on chocolate.
21:55No, no, no, no.
21:55I just made me say that he's popping outside for a bit and having a nice little chat.
21:59You want to have a chat?
22:00That's alright.
22:03We like having chats.
22:06Keep it decent, boys.
22:07Keep it decent.
22:08He wants to have a chat.
22:09You want to have a chat?
22:10He wants to talk about his feelings.
22:12A little chat about his feelings.
22:30A little chat about his feelings.
22:33Oh, good to see you.
22:34I see you.
22:36You look amazing.
22:44You're there.
22:47Oh, great.
22:48Thanks.
22:48That was all it.
22:49Yeah, we're splitting up the couples.
22:51Oh, nice.
22:52Yeah.
23:24I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here.
23:26Yeah.
23:44You're failing her.
23:47It might be that you don't notice because you're a man.
23:49You don't do empathy.
23:53But I'd like to point out that you maybe, perhaps, as a husband, have a role to play in helping
24:01her.
24:03I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously.
24:05I mean, if that's something that you're not incapable of.
24:08If you didn't just reduce everything to your pointless fucking banter.
24:12If you actually said anything that means anything, or is it all just fucking noise?
24:15Oh, hey.
24:17Oh, here she is.
24:18Where am I sitting?
24:19We are splitting up the couples.
24:22Right here.
24:23Next to me.
24:24We can make a plan for tomorrow.
24:34You okay?
24:37Is it not okay?
24:39If you ask me if I'm okay, in what world will I be okay?
24:51Take me to Singapore.
24:55Yes, it is.
24:57I'm okay.
25:00You're gonna meet my dad tomorrow. I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore.
25:09Take me to Singapore.
25:12Come on. I love you.
25:15What the fuck?
25:17Look at me, I'm crying.
25:19You're not crying.
25:20See you later.
25:21See you later.
25:26Bye.
25:36Good to see you.
25:52Alright.
25:55How much?
25:56Good journey.
25:59Yeah, not bad.
26:02How are you, mate?
26:04Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
26:04That's still here.
26:06Something, isn't it?
26:07It is, yeah.
26:14I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours.
26:17Absolutely.
26:18Is she awake yet?
26:20Or is she still exhausted from all the fucking?
26:29Oh, you're alright, boy.
26:30There he is.
26:34Oh, mate, good to see you.
26:36Oh, thank you.
26:38Hey, you look amazing.
26:42So do you.
26:43Oh, I don't want to feel terrible.
26:45I mean, I don't have a bonk somewhere in like 13 weeks too,
26:47but I just feel so full inside.
26:52Just let me get my, uh...
26:53Yeah, of course.
26:54One minute.
26:55that, huh?
26:57That!
26:58Oh, dear.
26:58Yeah, I don't want to get out of here.
26:59O-oh.
27:04Oh.
27:09Yeah.
27:14Yeah, yeah.
27:19Yeah, yeah.
27:19Oh, dear.
27:21I know what is more.
27:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:23I know what it is.
27:24It's been a great day.
27:25See you down there. Sorry.
27:28No worries.
27:45Here he is!
27:47The legend!
27:51Look at you in your fancy gear.
27:53He's all dressed up.
27:54Some for you, Raph.
27:56Are they for me and all?
27:58I've got you some little flowers, mate.
28:00I've got you some chocolate.
28:02You would, wouldn't you?
28:04I can believe that. That is highly likely.
28:07Oh, you flowers, chocolate.
28:14I've got one question.
28:17You lots are where the lights are.
28:18They love it.
28:19They love it.
28:21They love it.
28:22It sounds like a kicker.
28:23They love it.
28:25They love it.
28:25They love it.
28:29They love it.
28:35They love it.
28:41They love it and him.
28:59In a row 13,5 cm.
29:00I'll eat.
29:01I'm not going to do that, stop.
29:17Oh God.
29:49I don't know.
30:20I don't know what this means, okay?
30:25Let's just focus on the facts.
30:33Sometimes, bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy.
30:41No, hey, come on.
30:44Come on.
30:54Do you want me to get Dave?
31:00No, here it is.
31:01Okay.
31:09Just put...
31:15Just put, um, hay or grapes, whatever you normally start with.
31:21Keep it breezy.
31:23I have a really bad migraine.
31:26Then put something like, uh, Lisa's looking after me.
31:30Oh, God.
31:40Two...
31:41One...
31:43One...
31:44Two...
31:46One...
31:48Two...
31:50Three...
31:51Nice and calm.
31:56Yeah, really well.
31:57She's having a fucking miscarriage.
32:00She's ha...
32:02Can you hear me?
32:03Steven?
32:05She's having...
32:06A fucking...
32:08How is it?
32:15It's blood.
32:18Is it, uh, dark blood?
32:20Is it, uh, dark blood?
32:21Is it...
32:23Patches?
32:24Spotting?
32:25Any lumps?
32:27It's kind of, um...
32:31I think it's quite a lot of it.
32:36And that can be normal.
32:39Yes.
32:40There's...
32:41Tons of it she's having.
32:44Oh, my God.
32:45And you date a bit of...
32:4617th of February, 1983.
32:49I'll... I'll leave it here.
32:52Are you sure?
32:54Yeah, don't worry.
32:58Oh, you...
32:58You could come in.
33:00Oh, it's...
33:01Quite private, I...
33:02I don't mind.
33:03Okay.
33:05But it's...
33:05Sometimes these things, they can be, like...
33:09There might be something bad.
33:11Yeah, no.
33:14Yeah, I'll come in.
33:15Of course.
33:16Do you wanna come in and shut the door?
33:20Thank you for seeing me.
33:22Oh, it's no problem, my lovely.
33:28Okay.
33:28So, you've had a bit of bleeding?
33:30Quite a lot of bleeding, yeah.
33:32Okay.
33:32And you are?
33:3313 weeks, two days.
33:3513 weeks, two days.
33:36Okay.
33:36And everything was okay at the 12-week scan?
33:38Uh, yeah.
33:40Yes, yeah.
33:40All normal.
33:42Um, what do you wanna do about your lovely dress?
33:46I'll need to get to your tummy.
33:47So, we can roll it up.
33:48Oh, there's a gown.
33:49Gown, yeah.
33:50Yeah, it might be easier.
33:54You wanna pop behind the curtain?
33:55Okay.
33:57Are you sure you don't want me to?
34:02Yeah.
34:03No, whatever you need, yeah.
34:04Sorry.
34:05No.
34:10Yeah.
34:22Okay.
34:46You being someone nice?
34:49We were at a wedding
34:50Oh, lovely
34:51Yeah
34:52How was the weather?
34:54Nice, yeah
34:56Kind of lose track of the day, innit?
34:57Mm-hmm
35:06You could pop yourself on the bed
35:11You okay?
35:12Yeah
35:15Oh, sorry
35:16No
35:20If it's okay, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on
35:23It might take me a little while
35:25But when I have everything I need, I'll let you know what I can see
35:27Is that okay?
35:29Yes, thank you
35:36Ready for me to start?
35:38Yeah
35:38Yes, please, thank you
36:00This will be a bit cold
36:11Okay
36:12Let's have a little look
36:25You can get yourself back to the wedding now
36:27We've missed the ceremony
36:28Well, you can't even go back and have a drink
36:30Right
36:30Hey
36:31Oh, she's at her wedding, she can't get drunk
36:33Oh, don't torture
36:34Don't do it to yourself
36:37So, we're all good?
36:38Massive overreaction
36:40No
36:40As usual
36:41Well, they'll probably want to do your bloods anyway
36:42Just for fun
36:43You have a really strange idea of fun
36:52I started crying
36:54Good night
36:58We all did
36:59Like, you were really blood-brained
37:01It's a magical moment
37:03Such a relief
37:04You know, these stories about people like going for the scanner and the baby's dead inside
37:09Yeah
37:10I've seen some really terrible stories
37:13You'd think they'd know, right?
37:17Like, you'd think they'd
37:19I mean, that it was dead
37:20You'd think they'd know
37:22I don't see how they couldn't know
37:24But they said it's fairly normal, bleeding
37:27I've led a lot through my first pregnancy
37:28I'm going to get a drink
37:29Can I get a drink?
37:32Are you all right to come in with me?
37:34I'm terrible with needles
37:35Of course
37:36I'm just going to hop to the machine
37:38Okay, I'm hurt
37:41I'm sorry
37:42So I'm going to hop to the machine
37:49Ah
37:49Ah
37:55I'm sorry
37:56Ah
37:56Oh
37:56I'm sorry
37:57Oh
37:57Oh
37:57Oh
37:57Oh
37:57Oh
37:57Oh
37:58Oh
37:59Oh
37:59Oh
37:59Oh
37:59Oh
38:00Oh
38:00Oh
38:00Oh
38:01Oh
38:01Oh
38:01Oh
38:48She was just hoping to get a drink.
38:52Sorry.
39:08Yeah.
39:10Yeah.
39:11Yeah.
39:12Yeah.
39:33Oh, good.
39:34Mike.
39:35Oh, good.
39:36Oh, good.
39:37That's what I like to hear.
39:42Want to get yourself in the dance floor?
39:44That dance floor couldn't take me.
39:45I couldn't take you.
39:46Nothing can take me, mate. I'd tear the world up.
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:51The mysterious migraine.
39:53Yes.
39:55She vanishes into thin air.
39:58Nah, that's hilarious.
40:00Nah, it's all good. You'll meet her at breakfast.
40:02Of course I will.
40:03That's amazing.
40:05Breakfast.
40:07Yeah, it's brilliant.
40:09I love it, Dad. I love it.
40:10He loves it.
40:12Of course he doesn't fucking love it.
40:36We'd have our chat.
40:39You're getting, like, getting a bit close, mate.
40:42You're getting a bit sexy.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Yeah, I'm getting sexy.
40:46Yeah, you're getting desperate, mate.
40:48Lisa not, like...
40:49What?
40:50What?
40:50Standing all close and shit.
40:53Just talking.
40:54Well, you can talk from over there.
40:55That's all where I want.
40:57Alright.
40:57You don't need to get, like...
40:58No, I'm not.
40:58I'm not getting, like, anything.
40:59Lisa not giving you enough, mate.
41:02Yeah.
41:02Yeah, I'd have to be desperate.
41:04Sounds like you are.
41:09No, mate.
41:11They didn't like out last week, the girls.
41:13It's all, like...
41:15Yeah, no.
41:16Right.
41:17Yeah.
41:17It is burning.
41:18Oh, yeah.
41:19No doubt about it, mate.
41:20Yeah.
41:21I bet you got a roast in here.
41:23Always.
41:30No, I just...
41:31Wanted to have a chat, really.
41:34About Amanda.
41:36What are you doing?
41:39You're all just like, I just wanted to have a chat, really.
41:42What do you need to say, really?
41:47I'm worried about you, mate.
41:48So why do you need to say, really?
41:52You're worried about me.
41:53Okay.
41:54Right.
41:55Hmm.
41:56That's interesting.
41:57Oh, great.
41:58No.
41:59You're worried about me.
42:01Thanks, mate.
42:02Yeah, I appreciate that.
42:03I...
42:03I find that hilarious.
42:04That's it.
42:05I just...
42:06I find out...
42:07Yeah.
42:08No, that's excellent.
42:09You're worried about me.
42:10Very good.
42:11Well done.
42:11Brilliant.
42:14I mean, do I need to have a chat, really, about Lisa?
42:18Hmm?
42:19Do I?
42:21Do I go on about how she's fucking, like, miserable all the time
42:26and acts like she doesn't like me anymore, do I?
42:29Hmm?
42:29No, I don't, because I'm not a prick.
42:32Ha!
42:32Ha!
42:35Hilarious.
42:35Why do you need to say, really?
42:41I've got this kind of new perspective.
42:43Ha!
42:44Ha!
42:46Ha!
42:46Ha!
42:48Ha!
42:49Ha!
42:49Ha!
42:50Ha!
42:51I think you and me are both in a bit of a new place.
42:54Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place.
42:57Hilarious.
42:59Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby and...
43:01You can't get her pregnant?
43:05Well, not...
43:05You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant, which is it?
43:10Because you're all like, I want to talk to you about Amanda.
43:14You're all like, fucking, look at me.
43:17I'm married like a fucking prick.
43:20But actually, it's all just deflection, isn't it?
43:23So interesting.
43:24Such an interesting example of human behaviour.
43:28It's sad, actually.
43:30It's really sad.
43:31You're a failure and you can't even face it.
43:36God, it must be mortifying me.
43:37And sperm count's fucking negatory.
43:39I mean, I bet Lisa's furious.
43:41No wonder she's so quiet.
43:42She's dumbstruck.
43:43She can't believe what she's married.
43:44No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time.
43:47I mean, I feel bad for you.
43:49It's embarrassing.
43:50Is there anything actually in your bollocks?
43:52Or is it just air?
43:54You're just jizzing air into your poor wife.
43:56Oh, no, man.
43:59Sorry.
44:00That is tragic, okay?
44:03I can see that that's tragic, but you...
44:05Don't go around taking it out on me and Amanda
44:10just because you're fucking jealous.
44:23I think you need to prepare yourself.
44:25You're not actually moving to Singapore.
44:31Why are you so desperate to go?
44:33There's such a...
44:33Why do you think I'm desperate to go?
44:37What, you think I want to sit around there for another 20 years with you in my fucking ear?
44:44You have no idea how patient I am with you.
44:47Well, I've had enough, mate.
44:49I've had enough.
44:50I can't wait.
44:51I cannot wait to get to Singapore and be away from you and your barren fucking wife.
44:57You thick fucking useless fucking failure.
45:15Have a good one, yeah?
45:17Mate, are you actually fucking doing this?
45:24No.
45:25No.
45:30No.
45:33No.
45:40Oh.
45:42No.
45:50I don't know.
46:15It's right, yeah.
46:18It'll be a nice chat.
46:20Did you mention Amanda or Singapore?
46:23Yeah, yeah.
46:36Morning.
46:37Morning.
46:41That's nice this morning.
46:43I don't know.
46:46Shall I meet you to the car?
46:47Yeah.
46:48You left me.
46:50I was worried about you.
46:53Why didn't you tell me where you were going?
46:57I didn't want to.
47:00You got the keys?
47:08Have you seen Dave?
47:10Oh, God.
47:10Did he have a late one?
47:12Someone's been a naughty boy.
47:21I think you and me, we're different.
47:24Like, with respect.
47:27Ages.
47:28Yeah, but ages are constructs.
47:31Oh, totally.
47:32It's a capitalist, like...
47:34It's a way of getting you to, like...
47:37Yeah.
47:38Yeah.
47:39Hmm.
47:42I mean, these people that go on about age...
47:45Yeah.
47:45It's just...
47:46It's another way to confine people.
47:48Hmm.
47:51That's just the sort of thing I'd say.
47:54No.
47:55Yeah.
47:58It's weird, Al.
48:00It's so weird.
48:02Hmm.
48:14Hmm.
48:15Hmm.
48:50It's so weird.
49:07Add 1-5 minutes into a pan.
49:13The pan has turned out.
49:16I'm ready to cool the pan.
49:16I'm ready to mix it up.
49:20Put it on a little than a 1 hour while we leave.
49:24I've kept my pan, but it's really good to know.
49:50We're so alone.
49:56No one understands what we're going through.
50:07So we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff and not just...
50:14We use words but we're not speaking.
50:22We'll end up like your parents doing chit chat and laughing about nothing.
50:36If I don't have you, what do I have?
50:48I need you to talk to me and say, like...
50:58Anything, anything you need to say because I know you've got a lot of stuff going on
51:04in there and I can see it's hurting you but you were just waiting for it to go away and
51:09it's not going anywhere.
51:13It won't just disappear, it'll sit there and rot.
51:23Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage unless we say them.
51:35What do you want me to say?
51:44It's literally the worst thing you could have.
51:59You're such a fucking break sometimes.
52:02My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you
52:08When you start the day with a little syllable
52:15Left unfinished
52:20When you move to kiss me
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