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¡No es una mendiga, es una diosa sanadora!
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00:00:00La Dios de la Salud.
00:00:03Ella es excéntrica y elucidante.
00:00:07No hay nadie ha visto ella antes.
00:00:08Quien que encuentre la Dios de la Salud, va a dar $5 millones.
00:00:13Oh, kind stranger.
00:00:15Déjame repayar por dar un deseo.
00:00:17Quiero que te quede mi hermano. ¿Puedo eso?
00:00:20Mi hermano es un herógen de guerra.
00:00:21Siempre ha salvado el país de un terrorismo.
00:00:24Si es un herógen de ti, eso significa que es un buen hombre.
00:00:28Es un deal.
00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:00:31How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:00:38That's right.
00:00:39The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top doctors in the world.
00:00:43If we can't save her, no one can.
00:00:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:00:50Now stop getting in my way.
00:00:53Every second counts.
00:00:58Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:01:02Please, save my time.
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00:09:41Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and no avail.
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try.
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:09:53All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:10:01Was that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me.
00:10:06y estoy solo aquí para repayar tu hijo más joven, pero ya no es welcome aquí.
00:10:12I'll leave.
00:10:14Devin, ven a encontrarme cuando hay un nuevo deseo.
00:10:17No, Miss Trixie, mi hermano es un héroe para mí.
00:10:20No puedo perderlo.
00:10:23Bueno, si es un héroe para ti,
00:10:26entonces eso significa que debe ser un buen hombre.
00:10:29Mi hermano es un héroe de guerra,
00:10:30quien salvó este país de un terror de terror.
00:10:33También, si es genial con papas,
00:10:35he'd make a great husband.
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:10:43would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:10:50I mean, look at her.
00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:10:53you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:58were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:11:00Continue wasting your time.
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient.
00:11:14Oh, okay.
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
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00:11:50And the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:54Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:58Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known for man, right?
00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:12This?
00:12:19It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:12:22What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:12:34I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of us doctors who
00:12:41have studied for years?
00:12:42We are all certified.
00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:12:48She's right about everything.
00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:57And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02And of course none of you have heard of it, because I just discovered it.
00:13:07This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:13:11The chances are a billion to one, a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:13:15But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney.
00:13:22I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:13:26Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:13:30You don't compare to me, us, who actually studied real medicine.
00:13:35I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:13:39Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:13:42And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:13:46which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:52Oh, yeah.
00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:14:01Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?
00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me,
00:14:08and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:14:12Then let's have a vet.
00:14:14If you can't heal him,
00:14:17we'll break your hands.
00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:14:33Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:14:37There's too many lives at stake.
00:14:41Miss Trixie, don't worry.
00:14:42I got this.
00:14:45It's a deal.
00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:14:49No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:15:07Homeless or not,
00:15:09if you save my son,
00:15:10I'll give you everything.
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:35What for?
00:15:35Don't listen to her.
00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:15:50you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:54What?
00:15:55Did you just call me?
00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here,
00:16:01and you're standing in my way.
00:16:03Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:16:07Now stop getting in my way,
00:16:09or I promise you,
00:16:10you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:16:13Oh yeah?
00:16:14You want to see real pain?
00:16:15Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well, put down the dog!
00:16:17With pleasure.
00:16:34Left.
00:16:35Leave the wrong breath.
00:16:37Oh!
00:16:40Oh!
00:16:41Oh!
00:16:42Call yourself a doctor.
00:16:45She's been poisoned!
00:16:48It was her!
00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:16:54but in the wrong hands,
00:16:56it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course.
00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:17:08If I want to save someone,
00:17:10even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:17:18Oh!
00:17:20Oh!
00:17:23Oh!
00:17:24Oh!
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:26Oh!
00:17:26Oh!
00:17:28Oh!
00:17:28Why is she skidding blood?
00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:17:31I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:17:34Angel herbalist.
00:17:35This is what I call...
00:17:38malpractice.
00:17:40This isn't fatal.
00:17:41She'll live.
00:17:42But she deserves a little punishment.
00:17:44Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:47Right this way.
00:17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:50What the hell is going on?
00:17:51You say you want your son to live on
00:17:53to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:57Every second counts.
00:18:00Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:18:05General Armstrong,
00:18:07your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:18:11Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on.
00:18:15You two are going in there alone?
00:18:18If you don't want these drooling vultures
00:18:21to see your son naked,
00:18:22then sure, invite everyone in.
00:18:25All right.
00:18:26But I warn you,
00:18:28no fun business.
00:18:30Thanks.
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00:20:58You see that, General?
00:20:59This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:21:01This is a witchcraft.
00:21:04I know what this is.
00:21:06This is the dark witch.
00:21:08I've heard of her.
00:21:09She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive.
00:21:15I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:21:18James, get the SWAT team.
00:21:21Yes, sir.
00:21:25You regain consciousness.
00:21:36Help me.
00:21:38I just want to...
00:21:43Something is wrong.
00:21:46You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:21:49Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:54That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:22:03Sir?
00:22:05The SWAT team is here.
00:22:06Captain Morales.
00:22:09My son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch.
00:22:15I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:22:18Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:22:20We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:22:27Right.
00:22:36Who the fuck are you?
00:22:38And why the hell are we bitch?
00:22:41Good.
00:22:42You're awake.
00:22:43I'm saving you.
00:22:45Saving me?
00:22:46By bathing with me?
00:22:48You are your fucking spy?
00:22:51Talk.
00:22:51I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:55You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:23:00I will never.
00:23:01Oh, really?
00:23:16Look who's guilty now.
00:23:19Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:23:21But it is a biological fact.
00:23:24A man is attracted to a naked woman.
00:23:28And her breasts.
00:23:29Science, okay?
00:23:30It just means that my body...
00:23:31Oh, shut up.
00:23:32Excuse me.
00:23:35You're just acting like you're flying.
00:23:37And I'm a professional.
00:23:39I hear Lysander's voice.
00:23:41Captain, do something now.
00:23:43Ready.
00:23:49We're almost better.
00:23:50Aim.
00:23:53Get him, boys.
00:23:54Get him.
00:23:56Fire!
00:24:00Fire!
00:24:15Those demon seals.
00:24:17How is this possible?
00:24:19It's not even a scratch.
00:24:21I told you this is dark magic.
00:24:23Of course, your earthy bullets won't do a thing.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:24:28She's not the dark witch.
00:24:30Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:24:34This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:24:38How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:24:45If we can't save him, no one can.
00:24:47Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:49Think about it.
00:24:50We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:52He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:54Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:55You're right.
00:24:56This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:25:01Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:25:04No, no, absolutely not.
00:25:07There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:25:10How could you know for sure?
00:25:12Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:25:15You're wrong, sir.
00:25:16This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:25:21It's called borderline revival.
00:25:23She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:25:27But only temporarily.
00:25:28It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:25:33That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:25:36I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:25:41My son doesn't deserve this.
00:25:43He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:25:48Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:50The witch doctor.
00:25:51Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:56My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:58You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:26:02I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:26:08from me.
00:26:10This is it.
00:26:12It's a machine touch.
00:26:14I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:26:17So we can both survive.
00:26:37It's poison gas.
00:26:39Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:26:43Poison gas?
00:26:45My son is in there.
00:26:46You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:48No, don't worry, General.
00:26:50Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:53Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:56Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:59And then he can marry one of us.
00:27:01They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:27:07I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:27:10Now or never.
00:27:23What the hell are they doing in there?
00:27:25It's been over ten minutes.
00:27:27Wait a second.
00:27:28You don't think that they're...
00:27:30You!
00:27:31You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:27:34Don't point your fingers at me!
00:27:35If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:27:39Oh my God.
00:27:40Yeah?
00:27:40She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:27:43I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:50This is taking way too long.
00:27:53Captain Morales, time to get out the big guns.
00:27:57These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:28:01Bazooka.
00:28:02She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:28:05Crap.
00:28:05Oh my God.
00:28:06Get back, son.
00:28:08Ready.
00:28:09Aim!
00:28:10Oh, shit.
00:28:15Quit your whining and stand down.
00:28:29The parasite's been extracted.
00:28:31Shoot her dead now.
00:28:32Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:28:35I said stand down.
00:28:38Don't listen to her.
00:28:39She's a fraud.
00:28:40A termite to the field of medicine.
00:28:42I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:28:46If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:48you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:50Wait a second.
00:28:52Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:54He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:55You can see for yourself.
00:28:57Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:29:00That is it.
00:29:01No more stalling, General.
00:29:03If you won't punish her, I will.
00:29:09Don't hurt her.
00:29:14Is he cured?
00:29:16Sure.
00:29:17Sure.
00:29:19Sure.
00:29:20Sure.
00:29:20His pulse is regular.
00:29:23In fact, it's never been better.
00:29:27There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:29:38Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:29:40Lysander's warm again.
00:29:41He's not cold and pale like before.
00:29:43And his heart is strong.
00:29:45Come.
00:29:46Feel it.
00:29:48I saved my son.
00:29:50Thank you.
00:29:51Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:54Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:58I've learned my lesson.
00:30:00I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:30:05Wait, wait.
00:30:06No, no.
00:30:07There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:30:12queen, angel, and I.
00:30:15The goddess healer.
00:30:20Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:30:23But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:30:29a day after 20.
00:30:30It doesn't matter who I am.
00:30:32What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:30:35Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:30:39Take care.
00:30:40No, wait.
00:30:41Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:30:44He's right.
00:30:45We are men of our words.
00:30:47And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him.
00:30:51And you did just that.
00:30:52Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:56Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:31:00I...
00:31:02I'm already engaged.
00:31:05Already engaged?
00:31:06I am.
00:31:07I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:31:11And he's coming back today.
00:31:13But don't be disappointed.
00:31:15Really, I'm no one special.
00:31:17I just got lucky with your brother.
00:31:20Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:31:23But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:31:25Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:31:27Take the gold.
00:31:28No, really.
00:31:30I don't need anything.
00:31:32I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:31:37Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:31:40He's back.
00:31:41And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:31:45I must go.
00:31:52Hobo close.
00:31:54Halo glow.
00:31:55I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:58It was just dumb luck.
00:32:01She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:32:03She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:32:05Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:32:12I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:32:18Oh my God.
00:32:19I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:32:25No, no, no, no.
00:32:27My sister, my sister's job is supposed to be mine.
00:32:32I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:32:36You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:32:40Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:32:43No.
00:32:44We're not for us.
00:32:45No, she's just better than us.
00:32:48Oh my God.
00:32:50Oh my God.
00:32:52We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:55She's no average Jane.
00:32:56No, she isn't.
00:32:57She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:59But if she truly had these special skills,
00:33:02why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:33:05But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:33:07No normal person could have done that.
00:33:09Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:33:13I have never met a woman like that.
00:33:14I have to find her.
00:33:15I have to make her my life.
00:33:17She won my heart over too.
00:33:18But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:33:22All right, listen.
00:33:24I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:33:31I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:33:39Trixie paid for this house.
00:33:41She waited for you for three years.
00:33:44She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:46And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:48One with some serious fuck-you money.
00:33:51So get lost.
00:33:53Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hanging on my house?
00:34:02Grandma.
00:34:03Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:34:06I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:34:08I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:34:13In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:34:16So sign over the house now.
00:34:23You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:34:26And I did.
00:34:27For three years while you were deployed.
00:34:30Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:34:32And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:34:35Do you have no shame?
00:34:37We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life
00:34:41when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:49That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:35:02Oh, yeah?
00:35:04Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:35:08She grew up even poorer than you.
00:35:11And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:35:16Dude!
00:35:18And you?
00:35:20You're still nothing.
00:35:22So you think she's an upgrade?
00:35:25Of course she's an upgrade.
00:35:27Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:35:30Oops.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:35:42You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:44I certainly did.
00:35:45In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:57Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:59That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:36:02You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:36:06My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:36:12How dare you insult her
00:36:16Okay, Grandma, let's not stoop to that level
00:36:19Poor Edna
00:36:20She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:36:23What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:36:26Show her, Bob
00:36:31This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:36:35She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:36:37She was begging on the street for money
00:36:40I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you
00:36:43Even if you got no game
00:36:45I got street cred I got out of case, you dig?
00:36:48The word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:50And you're one to speak, cheater
00:36:54Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:59I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma
00:37:01I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:37:04So that I can help them
00:37:06Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:37:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:37:13It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:37:16Is actually a downgrade
00:37:21Enough bullshitting already
00:37:22Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:37:38At your wedding, I will
00:37:40Whaaaaat?
00:37:41If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:37:44Before two-timing you with my best friend
00:37:46Why should I do good by you?
00:37:48I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:51As a charity
00:37:53To you
00:37:54Fucking bitch!
00:37:55You better keep your word
00:37:56Oh, that's rich
00:37:58After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again
00:38:01Do remember that
00:38:10Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now
00:38:12They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:38:17Grandma, I have to confess something to you
00:38:20I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:38:23Trillions?
00:38:26That would make you the richest person on the planet
00:38:30Because of the healing hands I inherited from Assepolis
00:38:34The god of healing
00:38:36I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:38:39That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:38:42And become the goddess healer
00:38:44It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:48But please, Trixie dear
00:38:51I know it was to broken your heart
00:38:53But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:57It will only delay the healing process
00:39:00You don't have to believe me just yet
00:39:02After we lost mom and dad
00:39:04Because we didn't have the money for their medical pills
00:39:07I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:39:12That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:39:14And I'm giving it back to charity
00:39:15You've always had an angel's heart
00:39:18I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:39:22Who actually deserves you
00:39:24You will see tomorrow, Grandma
00:39:27Oh, yeah
00:39:33You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:39:36She was bullying us too, Sasa
00:39:38She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:42We're not when nobody steps on a snake
00:39:45Because the snake bites that heart
00:39:46So let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50You mean
00:39:53We broadcast
00:39:55That video of me?
00:39:58Yes
00:39:59Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:40:02She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:40:04And the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:40:06Against my presidential glow up
00:40:08Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:40:17There he is
00:40:20Welcome home, brother
00:40:22Welcome home, General
00:40:26Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie
00:40:29This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner
00:40:31He served with her regiment in the Marines
00:40:33You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:40:36Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:40:38While he's been deployed overseas, sir
00:40:40So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:40:43Fucking coward
00:40:44According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:47Then we should join her
00:40:50Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:53And her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:55So she needs our support
00:40:56Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:58Yes, sir!
00:40:59We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:41:02Then let's roll
00:41:18Welcome, everyone, to my wedding
00:41:20Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:41:22Not only are we getting married
00:41:23But in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:41:27Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:41:34Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs...
00:41:37Wakeham Stowe, Butch is taking my last name
00:41:40Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho
00:41:43You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department
00:41:46But this is a partay, after all
00:41:48I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:55The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:42:00It's an honor
00:42:01And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:42:07We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:42:10Let the wedding begin!
00:42:13Not so fast
00:42:15The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:42:18¡Gracias!
00:42:48Um, this is our, uh, entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:52Just watch.
00:42:55Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:57This isn't the homeless shelter you lost.
00:42:59I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:43:01You know, being his poor.
00:43:05Me, bum a meal.
00:43:07Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:43:10And what evidence do you have of that?
00:43:12Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:43:15I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:43:17Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:43:21And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:43:24Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:43:28See, everyone?
00:43:30Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:43:36wedding to suck up to me.
00:43:38This is what poor sad girls do.
00:43:41They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:45Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:47You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:52Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:58You giving me the contract?
00:44:02You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:44:05So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:44:11dollar contract?
00:44:12We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:44:14And I saw potential in you.
00:44:16Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:44:18But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:44:22Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:44:25This is what us rich girls do.
00:44:27They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:44:30Damn right.
00:44:32You were too embarrassing for me.
00:44:35Sasa tramples you any day.
00:44:37I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:40Bravo.
00:44:41Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:43Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:45Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:47You should make her sup.
00:44:48Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:49She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:44:52I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:58You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:45:03Okay, enough!
00:45:03You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:45:06Your moral posturing.
00:45:08But guess what?
00:45:09Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:45:13That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:45:16Because I've got the material goods.
00:45:19And you're just all empty talk.
00:45:20I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:45:23Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:45:26See this?
00:45:34Oh my god.
00:45:40Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:45The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:47No, absolutely not.
00:45:49I don't believe it.
00:45:51You all sound so scared already.
00:45:53Don't worry.
00:45:54This isn't that contract.
00:45:56It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:46:01I don't see everyone.
00:46:03She's just trying to bluff us.
00:46:05But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:46:07Look at her following orders.
00:46:08I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:46:11Like a good little peasant slave.
00:46:14That house is worth all her life savings.
00:46:19You want to, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:46:33You must understand me.
00:46:35I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:46:38I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:45Bro!
00:46:47She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:48She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment
00:46:53baddie.
00:46:53You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:56It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:58Uh, I know what this is.
00:47:01You've gone delusional.
00:47:02And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:47:07scoop you into money forever?
00:47:09Well, that's not happening.
00:47:10Security, lock the doors.
00:47:12This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:47:18This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:47:23We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:47:25She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:47:28Butch Tanner.
00:47:29Well, he's going to wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:47:39I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:47:42Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:45General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:47You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:50He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:54You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:57So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:48:04No one here is going to believe you.
00:48:05If you really cured the incurable General, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:48:10Andrea.
00:48:11You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:48:14Show them, Butch.
00:48:17Oh my God.
00:48:21See for yourselves, everyone.
00:48:23Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:48:28She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:48:33I'm a major in the Marines.
00:48:35Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:48:41Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:45How despicable.
00:48:46She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:50Get out of here.
00:48:51No one wants to marry you.
00:48:52No free meals for the poor.
00:48:54Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:57This is high society, so you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished
00:49:02as me to be here.
00:49:03Maybe if you do some serious dick-sogging here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:49:08in your tin can.
00:49:12I already have everything one can dream of, but I valued our friendship, Marissa, which
00:49:17is why I came here to give you a second chance, to see if you'd apologize and admit to your
00:49:21backstabbing.
00:49:22But no.
00:49:23You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:49:26Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:49:31And who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services.
00:49:36Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:40My brother will never take you back.
00:49:43No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:46But make me happy?
00:49:48And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:50:01How dare you hit my brother?
00:50:03I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:50:06I saw that or something.
00:50:08Don't worry, my dear.
00:50:10After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:50:15Oh, is that so?
00:50:18Security!
00:50:20Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:50:26or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:50:30I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:50:33Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:50:38Dream on!
00:50:40You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:44You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:46Enough!
00:50:48You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:54On the count of three!
00:50:55I think I quite like it here.
00:50:57Two!
00:51:09This wine is so delicious.
00:51:12One!
00:51:13Shoot!
00:51:15Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:51:35Who the hell is this?
00:51:41I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:42Did they hurt you?
00:51:44No, I'm fine.
00:51:46But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:50You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:53I'm a man of my word.
00:51:55They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:57Really, it was nothing.
00:51:59I saved you because you're a good man,
00:52:02not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:52:10I see what this is.
00:52:11You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:52:13Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:52:15Don't try to pin this on her.
00:52:17She waited for you for three years.
00:52:18This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:52:23Virtue?
00:52:24Don't make me laugh.
00:52:26She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:52:28No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:52:33She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:39I see her in the Marines.
00:52:43I'm a major.
00:52:44You know, look, man.
00:52:45I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:49Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:50but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:53:00A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:53:04You're a coward.
00:53:14We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:53:19You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:53:23You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:53:25So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:53:28You understand?
00:53:28You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:53:30I'm a fucking major.
00:53:32You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:35I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:37Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:39I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:41What have you been doing this whole time
00:53:42if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:45He was just a supply boy.
00:53:49War hero?
00:53:51Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:54Poor girl.
00:53:55Did you sell your house to hire this actor
00:53:57so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:59A woman's worth is tied to the man she married.
00:54:02Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:54:08A bum girl and a pimp.
00:54:10What a pair.
00:54:12It seems like they don't know who you are
00:54:13since you've been out of action for so long.
00:54:16Maybe she tried to piss him off some more.
00:54:18Don't you think?
00:54:20Bring in the wedding gift.
00:54:29What is all this?
00:54:30Trixie, listen.
00:54:31I know that you didn't ask for anything
00:54:32after you saved my life.
00:54:35But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:40I'm not the kind of man
00:54:41to get close to a woman
00:54:42and then just disappear.
00:54:43It's not in my nature.
00:54:46I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:48Listen, Trixie.
00:54:50I have never met a woman
00:54:54like you.
00:54:55So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:58So I know
00:54:59that you're the one for me.
00:55:03This guy's either nuts
00:55:04or a really,
00:55:06really good actor.
00:55:08Oscar worthy.
00:55:09Oscar worthy.
00:55:10No.
00:55:11First gift.
00:55:17Trixie,
00:55:18I know that you just lost your home.
00:55:19So I'm gifting you
00:55:21with your own new mansion.
00:55:23Worth $500 million,
00:55:25previously owned by
00:55:26Jennifer Aniston.
00:55:29Second gift.
00:55:32This contains all the rights
00:55:34to my entire fortune,
00:55:37which is now yours.
00:55:38Entire fortune
00:55:39from a cowboy actor?
00:55:41You must be pennies.
00:55:42They already spent
00:55:43their entire life savings
00:55:44on this clown show.
00:55:44They've got nothing left.
00:55:46Lysander,
00:55:47I really don't care for any of you.
00:55:49No, look.
00:55:50I know.
00:55:51I know that you are
00:55:52the farthest thing
00:55:52from a material woman.
00:55:54Okay?
00:55:55Which is exactly why
00:55:56my third gift
00:55:57is, um,
00:56:00wealth.
00:56:14Cleo!
00:56:16Hey!
00:56:17Oh, my God.
00:56:20You found my dog.
00:56:24Trixie,
00:56:25I'm just a man.
00:56:26But with you,
00:56:27it's so much more.
00:56:29Trixie Amore.
00:56:33Will you marry me?
00:56:36Do you know I can't say no
00:56:38to this doggo?
00:56:42Yes,
00:56:43I will marry you.
00:56:45Thank you.
00:57:00Go, go, power couple.
00:57:02Woo!
00:57:03Okay, stop.
00:57:05The only power couple here
00:57:07is Butch and I.
00:57:09Let's remind everyone
00:57:10how worth it's tricksy is.
00:57:13No man in their right mind
00:57:16would marry that embarrassing
00:57:17sack of scraps.
00:57:19Hey.
00:57:19I don't care if she's homeless
00:57:21or not,
00:57:21but I'm making this woman
00:57:22my wife,
00:57:23which means that she will be
00:57:25treated as,
00:57:25and cherished as,
00:57:27the most precious woman
00:57:28on Earth.
00:57:29Understand?
00:57:33You still don't realize
00:57:35that my brother
00:57:36is the most powerful man
00:57:37on Earth.
00:57:38This is General
00:57:39Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:47As if,
00:57:49like the almighty
00:57:50General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:52would propose
00:57:52to a homeless prostitute
00:57:54like Trixie.
00:57:54Yes,
00:57:55the Armstrong family
00:57:56basically control
00:57:57the global stock market.
00:57:58Lysander Armstrong
00:57:59would sooner marry
00:58:00the Princess of England
00:58:01than someone from
00:58:02the lowest rank
00:58:03of society.
00:58:04I bet my life
00:58:05you're all just
00:58:06actors.
00:58:07Then you better
00:58:08enjoy your last breath.
00:58:09Come on, Lysander,
00:58:10what are we waiting for?
00:58:11Let's show them
00:58:11what we can do
00:58:11and get revenge
00:58:12for Trixie.
00:58:13What can a bunch
00:58:13of piss poor people
00:58:14do to us,
00:58:15the Elise?
00:58:16Infect us with
00:58:17your poor people bad luck?
00:58:19She wishes
00:58:19she could blame
00:58:20her low status
00:58:21on bad luck.
00:58:22Truth is,
00:58:23she's just a useless,
00:58:24lazy bitchin' bum.
00:58:26She's utterly
00:58:28unmarriable.
00:58:30I can dispose
00:58:31of them
00:58:32in other means
00:58:33if you don't
00:58:33prefer violence.
00:58:34I'd handle them
00:58:35myself,
00:58:36but
00:58:38I'll let you
00:58:39do all the
00:58:39heavy lifting.
00:58:40Go ahead,
00:58:41Lysander.
00:58:49Yes,
00:58:49hello,
00:58:49this is Lysander.
00:58:50Please
00:58:50bankrupt
00:58:51Marissa Wickham
00:58:52for me.
00:58:54Oh my gosh,
00:58:55I'm so scared.
00:58:56Anyone these days
00:58:58could call anyone
00:58:58and pretend
00:58:59to be on the phone.
00:59:06Uh, hello?
00:59:08Yes.
00:59:11What?
00:59:16I'm going
00:59:17bankrupt!
00:59:20Hey, hey, hey.
00:59:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:59:27Are you sure
00:59:27that was the call,
00:59:28Sussman?
00:59:29That was a real call?
00:59:30People don't just
00:59:31suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:32like that.
00:59:32My company's dead.
00:59:33It evaporates.
00:59:35It's a thin air.
00:59:39That's impossible.
00:59:41Who are you?
00:59:42What did you do?
00:59:44Secretary Cho,
00:59:45you said you're
00:59:46the Secretary of Health,
00:59:47right?
00:59:47And you yourself
00:59:48said that the Armstrong
00:59:49family owns
00:59:50the entire global
00:59:50stock market.
00:59:51Could that be
00:59:52how they bankrupted
00:59:53Miss Wickham?
00:59:55Then that means...
00:59:58You're really
00:59:59Lysander Armstrong,
01:00:01the richest
01:00:01and most powerful
01:00:03man in the country.
01:00:04Drake,
01:00:05Steve, Mary,
01:00:05the famed war hero,
01:00:08the man every girl
01:00:09wants and every man
01:00:10wants to be.
01:00:12Now you believe me?
01:00:13Those who do bad
01:00:14will always end up
01:00:15losing everything.
01:00:17There's got to be
01:00:18some trick to this.
01:00:19You guys are just
01:00:19bums trying to extort
01:00:20money from us.
01:00:22Sussman.
01:00:30I know why
01:00:32you're all over Trixie,
01:00:33because you've been
01:00:33in the military
01:00:34for so long.
01:00:35and you don't know
01:00:35what a real woman
01:00:36can do for you.
01:00:37Let me take you
01:00:38to my wedding chamber
01:00:39and I'll show you
01:00:40a good time.
01:00:43Do you have
01:00:44your hands for me
01:00:44or I'll have them
01:00:46removed for you.
01:00:51I would never be interested
01:00:52in a woman who's as vile
01:00:54and cruel
01:00:55and wicked
01:00:55as you are.
01:00:57Guess the cheater
01:00:58gets cheated on
01:00:59eventually.
01:01:01Sonset was just
01:01:02trying to save the company.
01:01:04I don't blame her at all.
01:01:05Your double standards
01:01:06are incredible.
01:01:07Okay,
01:01:08you don't want me?
01:01:09Fine.
01:01:10But there's plenty
01:01:11of other efficiency.
01:01:11I can give you
01:01:12a room full of
01:01:13pageant winners
01:01:14at 18 years old
01:01:15fresh for the taking.
01:01:24I did that
01:01:25so you wouldn't have to,
01:01:26Miss Trixie.
01:01:27Thank you, Devin.
01:01:29Marissa,
01:01:30not only have you
01:01:31backstabbed me,
01:01:32your best friend,
01:01:34by stealing my fiance,
01:01:35but now you'd sell
01:01:37at other innocent girls
01:01:38just to get your company back?
01:01:40You're an insult
01:01:41to all good women
01:01:41out there.
01:01:42No,
01:01:42to all of humanity.
01:01:44So now,
01:01:44everything that I've
01:01:45ever given you to,
01:01:47I'm taking it all back.
01:01:51Wait,
01:01:51everyone,
01:01:52stop.
01:01:55They're imposters.
01:01:56Woo!
01:02:00I just got off
01:02:01the phone with the
01:02:01president and she said
01:02:02your contract is not
01:02:03getting cancelled
01:02:04because it was
01:02:05assigned by the
01:02:05goddess healer herself.
01:02:07So we won't
01:02:08go bankrupt?
01:02:09The goddess healer?
01:02:10You mean the eccentric
01:02:12and highly lucid sage
01:02:13in the field of medicine
01:02:14approved of my
01:02:15biomedical product?
01:02:17Yes,
01:02:17that's the highest
01:02:18honor anyone can have
01:02:19in the field of
01:02:20health and medicine.
01:02:21The goddess healer's
01:02:22motto is
01:02:23the right rewrites
01:02:24the wrong,
01:02:25the left leave
01:02:26the wrong bereft.
01:02:28That means she's
01:02:29rewarding me.
01:02:30The president would
01:02:31never let your company
01:02:32go bankrupt.
01:02:33In fact,
01:02:34she's on her way
01:02:35now.
01:02:37So you're telling me
01:02:38this dashingly
01:02:40handsome motherfucker
01:02:41over here
01:02:42isn't Lysander
01:02:43Armstrong?
01:02:44Who the fuck
01:02:44cares who he is?
01:02:45If the president
01:02:46and the goddess healer
01:02:47approves of my
01:02:48product,
01:02:49who cares about
01:02:49this washed up
01:02:50war hero?
01:02:50We can break his
01:02:51legs, break his
01:02:52arms, no one
01:02:53would even bat an
01:02:53eye.
01:02:54She even gave us
01:02:55explicit permission
01:02:56to call upon
01:02:56secret services.
01:02:58FBI!
01:02:58FBI!
01:03:01You're under arrest
01:03:02for fraudulent claims
01:03:03and identity theft.
01:03:06Gotcha.
01:03:10Guess I still get the
01:03:12last laugh, Trixie.
01:03:13No, don't arrest her!
01:03:15Trixie's a good person.
01:03:17Please, officer,
01:03:18don't arrest her!
01:03:19Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:03:21Mrs. Williams,
01:03:22what are you all
01:03:23doing here?
01:03:23The neighbors heard
01:03:24about the breakup
01:03:25between you and
01:03:25Butch.
01:03:26We were worried,
01:03:27so we came here
01:03:28to back you up.
01:03:30Listen, officer,
01:03:31I can attest that
01:03:32Trixie Amoria
01:03:33is a good neighbor.
01:03:34She's very kind
01:03:35hearted and would
01:03:36never break the law.
01:03:37Yes, and one time
01:03:38when my daughter
01:03:39needed university
01:03:40tuition, Trixie gave
01:03:41her everything she had
01:03:43just to help her out.
01:03:44She also paid for
01:03:45my recent heart
01:03:46surgery as well.
01:03:47My fiancée really
01:03:49is an incredible woman.
01:03:50She's an angel
01:03:51descended from heaven.
01:03:57You must be the
01:03:58criminal pretending
01:03:59to be General
01:03:59Lysander Armstrong.
01:04:01My brother is not
01:04:02a criminal.
01:04:03He's a war hero
01:04:04who single-handedly
01:04:05saved this country
01:04:06from a terrorist attack.
01:04:07Without him,
01:04:08this whole country
01:04:08would have been
01:04:09bombed to ash.
01:04:10And that's why
01:04:11it's twice the crime
01:04:12is stealing his identity.
01:04:14General Lysander Armstrong
01:04:15only fell into a coma
01:04:16because of the fight
01:04:17with the terrorists.
01:04:18And we've received
01:04:18no word that he's
01:04:19woken up yet,
01:04:20so this must be
01:04:21an imposter.
01:04:23I can tell that
01:04:24this whole dilemma
01:04:24with my identity
01:04:25is causing you
01:04:26a lot of trouble.
01:04:27I promise that
01:04:28I'll get it resolved
01:04:28and we can focus
01:04:29on taking down
01:04:30your scumbag ex.
01:04:33If you want to
01:04:33arrest me, fine.
01:04:36But don't fuck
01:04:36with my fiancée.
01:04:37You don't get
01:04:38to decide, punk.
01:04:39Let's go!
01:04:40Let's go!
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:03If you can.
01:05:04Let's go!
01:05:34¡Oh, Dios mío!
01:05:55¿Es suficiente? ¿O quieres más?
01:06:06¡Legend is written all over you, I found her!
01:06:10Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:06:16Wow, your new fiancé.
01:06:18He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:06:22I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:06:25It's Butch's loss.
01:06:26Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:29She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:35Bitch, we name-calling them?
01:06:37I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:06:40Drown out the poor!
01:06:41Drown out the poor!
01:06:43Drown out the poor!
01:06:46Drown out the poor!
01:06:47Drown out the poor!
01:06:47Drown out the poor!
01:06:48See, Trixie?
01:06:49You've got no connection, no power.
01:06:52You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:56We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:58So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:07:03Let them eat, Kate!
01:07:14You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:07:34You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:42I...
01:07:43What the fuck was that?
01:07:44I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:46I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:56Damn it!
01:07:57I'm dead!
01:07:57I'm dead!
01:07:58I'm dead!
01:07:59I'm dead!
01:08:00You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:08:02That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:08:06We're cornered.
01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:08:10Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:08:13I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:08:15They will be punished.
01:08:20Now hold still for me.
01:08:23Right.
01:08:24Ray rides the road.
01:08:36Holy fuck!
01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:39By chanting the Goddess Healer's chance?
01:08:40Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:45I'm all better now.
01:08:47Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:48See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:52No.
01:08:53Please.
01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:55Don't put me on them sort of pedestal.
01:08:57Sure.
01:08:59You hear that?
01:09:00She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:09:03She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:09:05While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:09:10Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:09:13but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:09:20God?
01:09:21Wrong.
01:09:23But you're close.
01:09:24I'm bullshit.
01:09:26I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:30You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:33Then let's see you try.
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:43The hell is this?
01:09:45This is the line between life and death.
01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:57You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:59What if it's a trap?
01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:10:02We ain't afraid of her.
01:10:03She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:10:08I will.
01:10:12Left leaves the wrong rest.
01:10:21I'm fine.
01:10:23Nothing happened.
01:10:24You'll see soon enough.
01:10:26Oh, please.
01:10:27I really wanna die.
01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:34Whoops.
01:10:34Just crossed it again.
01:10:36Whoops.
01:10:37And again.
01:10:38Nothing's happening.
01:10:40Stop.
01:10:41Stop.
01:10:45Stop.
01:10:46Stop.
01:10:47Stop.
01:10:50No.
01:10:50No, Bob.
01:10:52Hey.
01:10:53What do you do to my brother?
01:10:55I didn't do anything.
01:10:56Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:59I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:11:01If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:11:05Come on.
01:11:06Major.
01:11:07Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:11:08How was he able to cross the line?
01:11:11See, this must be an illusion.
01:11:15Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:27You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:29You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:30Oh, please.
01:11:32You hurt us first.
01:11:34At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:36But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:41Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:45You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:49You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:54When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:59Don't touch my wife.
01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:12:10But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:12:15That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:12:18Oh, really?
01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:12:22You've got nothing on me.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:35Goddess!
01:12:36Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:39Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:44Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:13:04Miss Wickham is correct.
01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:13:12You hear that, everyone?
01:13:13There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:13:19She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:13:23so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:25No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:33Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:41Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:47and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:56I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous Trixie, it ain't
01:14:10working.
01:14:10You can't just fake the...
01:14:14Yeah, but Goddess Healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:25And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:32No.
01:14:33Trixie, look, I believe you. You saved me.
01:14:38Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:41No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:45We'll riot against you now.
01:14:47Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:54The Vice President arrives!
01:15:12Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:15:19apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear
01:15:19her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:15:19Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:15:19apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear
01:15:19her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:15:20Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Te
01:15:35¡No, no, no, no, no!
01:16:21¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:16:26¡Honors and Titles!
01:16:30¡Hurry!
01:16:31¡The Goddess Healer needs us!
01:16:35¡You can't do that, Mr. Vice President!
01:16:38¡My brother is a war hero!
01:16:39¡He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attacks!
01:16:42¡He was in a coma for two years!
01:16:44¡If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:45¡Enough!
01:16:46¡You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family!
01:16:50¡Not just your brother!
01:16:52¡Devon, it's okay!
01:16:55Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life
01:17:03And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:17:06I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:17:11I truly saved a good man
01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé
01:17:22And what can you do about it?
01:17:23Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:17:26My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:31Let's try it out on them
01:17:34Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:17:35There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:37Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:39Despicable!
01:17:40What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:45Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:49Did you hear that, boy?
01:17:54Oh!
01:18:04Shoot!
01:18:05Wait, that's the President
01:18:18No!
01:18:19Hey, idiot!
01:18:22Oh!
01:18:24Oh!
01:18:24Oh!
01:18:24Oh!
01:18:24Oh!
01:18:25Oh!
01:18:27Oh my gosh
01:18:28I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:18:30That was
01:18:31They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:18:35What is this?
01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:40This is a war crime
01:18:42These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:44You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:46I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:47I have the presidential contract
01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:51And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you
01:18:56What are you doing?
01:18:57Reverse the poison
01:18:58And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:19:00That is easy
01:19:02There's no need
01:19:04I'll save everyone
01:19:18It's raining gold
01:19:21What's happening?
01:19:23Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:24It's gotta be cheap glitter
01:19:28She, she, she is
01:19:30She is a criminal
01:19:32Don't worry, Madam President
01:19:34We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:37Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:40What are you talking about?
01:19:42The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:55This contract?
01:19:57Yes!
01:19:58Yes!
01:19:58Thank you, first gentleman
01:20:17My contract, you bitch!
01:20:19And that's not all
01:20:32This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:35There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:38Don't you realize?
01:20:40Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:43You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:45Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:48And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:51So prepare yourself
01:20:52Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:56What are you going to do?
01:20:57The President is here
01:20:59And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:21:03And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:21:07Madam President, you've recovered now
01:21:10So what's your final decision?
01:21:14I don't know
01:21:15She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:21:22I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:28Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:34You wish, you idiot
01:21:38I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:40So ugly on the inside
01:21:42It makes me want to vomit
01:21:43I don't understand
01:21:45I was just trying to punish these impostors
01:21:47For posing as the Goddess of Healing
01:21:50And do you know
01:21:52The Goddess Healer saved me and my son
01:21:54During childbirth?
01:21:56You've really seen the Goddess Healer
01:21:59Herself in the flesh?
01:22:00The one and only
01:22:01And it's
01:22:06Her
01:22:22Welcome, Goddess
01:22:35You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:44I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:47Help those in need
01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:52No, so that means
01:22:54The billion dollar contract
01:22:56It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:58And she took it away just like that
01:23:02That was her golden ticket
01:23:03You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:23:05But after everything you've done
01:23:07We're officially getting ties with you both
01:23:10No, please, I swear
01:23:11I didn't know you were an actual saint
01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is
01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:19She's an amazing person
01:23:21And you ruined that
01:23:23The moment that you betrayed her
01:23:25She's going to be my wife
01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful
01:23:28And amazing woman on this planet
01:23:35I love you
01:23:48All her gold
01:23:50All her clothes
01:23:51All that could have been mine
01:23:53This is all your fault
01:23:55This is all
01:23:56You seduced me
01:23:57Stop off me
01:23:59You were the one that came onto me
01:24:01You himbo
01:24:02Please, Tracy
01:24:04Give me another chance
01:24:06I want to be rich again
01:24:08I'll be your slave
01:24:09Kiss the ground you walk on
01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize
01:24:13But it's too late now
01:24:16All I see is your greed
01:24:17And how much you'd hurt others
01:24:19Just to benefit yourself
01:24:20You two should be locked up
01:24:22And she shall
01:24:23For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:26Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:29It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:31I never loved you
01:24:33It's your fault
01:24:34I was only with you for your money
01:24:36I don't care
01:24:36You were rich
01:24:37You all sent itself out
01:24:40Rest assured, goddess
01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:45My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:47Just like you
01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:51That is why I saved you
01:24:53With these healing hands
01:24:55I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:58One good deed at a time
01:24:59Well
01:25:01Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:25:05Let's party!
01:25:07Wait
01:25:07What if we just got married?
01:25:09Right now?
01:25:10Yes
01:25:11Well
01:25:12Woo!
01:25:15Do you take each other
01:25:17To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:20I do
01:25:20I do
01:25:21You may kiss the bride
01:25:23Oh
01:25:25I do
01:25:25I do
01:25:45Gracias por ver el video.
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