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04:10Y el callback es tarde esta mañana, pero no puedo estar aquí porque mi familia no está aquí.
04:15Así que hemos tenido que tener un detalle de seguridad de seguridad,
04:18que se convirtieron a ser el próximo...
04:20James Bond.
04:22Y...
04:23...entend a ser el Pigs Head por los racistas.
04:26Porque no me quiero ser el próximo James Bond.
04:28Así que es por eso que estos personas también abduquen tu familia.
04:33Es mi teoría de la laboración.
04:35You sound completely fucking mental.
04:42Ok, mate. Give us a few minutes and we'll be right back.
04:51You've got to be kidding me.
04:55What in the shitting hell are you doing, man?
04:59If you keep your mouth shut, then maybe I can focus.
05:02Focus on this, you sentient ballbag.
05:05You should be at home preparing for the audition.
05:07Shut up.
05:08Ouch!
05:08And you most certainly should not be here.
05:11You're not the hero of this story to them.
05:14You're the villain. Trust me.
05:16They're gonna Google me.
05:17And when they do, they're gonna see all the Bond chat
05:18and they're gonna see that I'm telling the truth.
05:20And then they can tell the papers how you showed up here
05:23with a severed pig's head.
05:25Think, you turgid gimp.
05:27Think!
05:30Fuck!
05:46Sorry.
05:48Be cool, man. Police are gonna be watching.
05:51I'm not. I'm just looking for my family. That's not a crime, is it?
05:53Hey, calm the fuck down. I saved you back there.
05:56Oh, right. I'm sorry. And thank you.
05:59That's more like it.
06:00All you've got to do is walk normally.
06:04Very weird walk, man.
06:05Right, fine.
06:07Be normal.
06:08This is normal!
06:21Oh, whoopsie-daisy.
06:23Gently, cockfingers.
06:25Okay, lock the doors, close the curtains.
06:28Let's run lines. Auditions in eight hours.
06:32Wait, where are you going?
06:34I need to find the right U.S.V.
06:36The only camera that matters is at the screen test.
06:40Sha, time's running out. Say the words with me.
06:46Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work?
06:50Fighting everyone and being no one. I don't live with myself.
06:56Oh, come on, come on.
06:58Hello? I'm giving you gold here.
07:02Oh, you guys!
07:03That's right, motherfucker.
07:06This is all a distraction.
07:09Classic self-sabotage.
07:11Ha, shit.
07:12Come on.
07:17Fuck.
07:18You're not afraid for your family.
07:20You're afraid of success.
07:23Even if they have been kidnapped, you're no superhero spy.
07:28Becoming one should be our focus.
07:32Why don't you try helping for a change?
07:33I am helping.
07:35The only version of you that has any value to your family or anyone else is Bond.
07:41Shut the fuck up!
07:44Oh, God.
07:45Selfies as basic as they come.
07:47Try his birthday, obviously.
07:50Oh.
07:56You don't even know his birthday?
07:58Some brother you are.
08:00Okay, we don't know.
08:02Can we get back to work?
08:07The security consultant?
08:09Yeah.
08:10If you were this obsessive about your craft, you'd have a career.
08:25This is a security midst of life.
08:30Speak to staff or text British Transport Ministries call 6901-230, please.
08:37Season 1-1-2-3-0-2-3-2-3-0-1-3-4-4-1.
08:49We've got problems, I've got dogs.ctor.
08:51I'm dry aged, you realize?
08:53Turn around now. Can't turn
08:55around. They've spotted us, it'll be suspicious. You're a
08:58sweaty brown man with a bloodstained
09:00duffel bag. You're already fucking suspicious.
09:03Let's just shit out,
09:04okay? Just have some faith. I'm
09:06an actor, aren't
09:07I? Oh God. Excuse me, sir.
09:13I'm not
09:13doing anything. I'm
09:15not even here to catch a
09:16train. Oh God.
09:19No, no, no, no, no.
09:21¿Puedo ir a la vez que se pude?
09:23¿Dumbos?
09:24¿Qué es en la boca?
09:26¡Dumbos, tú, fucker!
09:27Sir, eso no será necesario.
09:37¿Puedo decir algo?
09:38Bien, bien.
09:39¿Puedo haber un buen día?
09:43¿Cómo te hace eso?
09:44Yo tengo algunas cosas que me gustan cuando se trata de la ley.
09:48¿Puedo haber un buen día?
09:51El miembro tiene sus privilegios, ¿no?
09:54Es un malo.
09:56¿Puedo ir a la policía?
09:57¿Puedo ir a la policía?
09:58Vamos a encontrar tu familia, ¿vale?
10:01Bien.
10:02Bien.
10:03¿Puedo escuchar que te dice eso?
10:04Porque nadie me hace que me.
10:05Me gusta.
10:06Me hace sentirme seguro.
10:08Bueno, yo tengo un llamado a la Kielner System.
10:10Ahora, por supuesto, Wembley es CCTV a la hilo.
10:13Entonces, si tu familia ha estado en cualquier calle, en Londres, en las últimas ocho horas,
10:17voy a poder analizar su exacto localización hacia la entrada.
10:20Y, pronto, cuando me empiecen, serás el primer a saber.
10:23¿Puedo?
10:23Sí, hombre.
10:24Todo bien.
10:25Es increíble.
10:27Gracias.
10:28No me di cuenta que tu compañía tiene ese tipo de riesgo.
10:31Mi compañía tiene el mayor riesgo, ¿vale?
10:33No te preocupes.
10:33Mira, aquí está el problema, ¿verdad?
10:35Tu familia, ese es el problema de hoy, ¿verdad?
10:37¿Y qué es el problema de mañana?
10:38¿Quieres ser re-activo o quieres ser pro-activo?
10:42¿Quieres ser pro-activo?
10:43Sí, claro que lo que lo que quieras.
10:44Sí, tú estás en el precipicio de algo masivo.
10:46Y todo ese desgracia que has estado experimentando recientemente,
10:49solo se ha pasado.
10:51Confío, me lo sé.
10:52Me ha hecho el audición.
10:53Y mis prospectos han ido a la la tierra.
10:55No.
10:55No.
10:56Escucha, yo no estaría aquí conversando con ti ahora si estuviera el caso, ¿verdad?
11:02¿De acuerdo?
11:02Entonces, tienes tu recorrido a la tarde, ¿verdad?
11:06Sí.
11:07Sí.
11:07Entonces, vas a entrar allí, vas a hacer tu audición,
11:10y cuando estás haciendo, los decisión de los responsables estarán en su favor.
11:19¿Qué?
11:20¿Cómo es el poder?
11:23¿Cómo cano eso?
11:29¿Estás en mi 5?
11:32Es bien.
11:34¡Holy, f***!
11:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:39Yo soy el único que se necesitará.
11:42¡Nos tenemos tu banal!
11:47¿Qué?
11:48Es un cero, no.
11:49No.
11:51I mean, look, every relationship's a two-way street, isn't it?
11:55So, basically, what we're trying to do is we just want to build bridges to your community.
12:02And in order to do that, we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help us with messaging.
12:08You know, as a prominent Muslim and soon to be more so your voice, it carries a lot of weight,
12:12Sean.
12:13So let's use it.
12:15Yeah.
12:17Right.
12:18Shah, let's sidebar.
12:20Now.
12:21Just remember, we're the good guys.
12:23Yeah.
12:23Don't forget that.
12:25Shah!
12:27Obviously.
12:28Just need to do it now.
12:29You're all right.
12:29Don't go anywhere.
12:30Thank you.
12:31I'll be here.
12:36So?
12:36I mean, that sounds shady as shit.
12:39No?
12:39Shah, I was wrong.
12:41Going to Nigel was a masterstroke, albeit an accidental one.
12:45What are you talking about?
12:46He wants me to be a snitch.
12:48Snitch?
12:48He's not asking you to honey trap an ayatollah, is he?
12:51He's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light PR work.
12:57I'm not a sellout fed.
12:58Sorry.
12:58Sellout?
12:59Well, pardon me, Nelson pissing Mandela.
13:02Shah, you want to star in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers, cars, and the British Secret Service.
13:09This is the only way you will land this role.
13:14I guess I just always thought I was someone who represents us to them.
13:19You know, not them to us.
13:21You're not representing them or us.
13:24This is about you, Shah, and who you want to be.
13:28And put simply, do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a toilet, panicking about your career
13:33and your family,
13:34or do you want to be the hero of this story?
13:37The ultimate shitting hero.
13:39Because that, my friend, is what is on the table.
13:56Shah?
13:59Shah, what the hell are you doing, man?
14:03Hello?
14:04I'm improvising.
14:06Oh, God.
14:07Access.
14:37Move forward.
14:39Move forward.
14:45Watch out.
15:06Okay, okay.
15:08What in Satan's gossip did you just do?
15:10We were this close.
15:13Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:16Oh, God, nor improv.
15:18No one's watching you, malodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah.
15:25I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me, but all you do is shit on you.
15:30It's tough, love, and it's the only voice you understand.
15:33If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the bitter humiliation of remaining as you are.
15:38You want to chill out?
15:41I'm in control now.
15:43And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no.
15:48Please don't fake hang up on me.
15:51You need me.
16:16Fine, I'm willing to try things your way.
16:19But if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban HQ?
16:24These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:51Congratulations to Allah, inshaAllah.
16:53Yeah.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Yeah.
16:54Yes, inshaAllah.
16:55Excuse me.
16:56Sorry.
16:56No, no.
16:57No, no, no.
16:57Excuse me.
16:58No, no.
16:58No, no.
16:59No, no.
16:59No, no.
17:00¿Por qué me llaman mi padre?
17:02¿Por qué?
17:02Sí, estoy aquí para buscarme a alguien que ha ido a mi hermano.
17:08Zofi.
17:09Creo que él es el gran hombre que hace cabos.
17:11¿Has visto él?
17:13Insha'Allah, vamos a empezar a ir a las preguntas.
17:15Vamos a ir a la gente.
17:15Y luego, después, podemos hablar.
17:16Solo es un poco de emergencia.
17:18¿Qué tal?
17:19Asala-o-la-kum, a mi familia ha ido a mi hermano.
17:23Mi padres, Latif, mi madre, Taira Latif,
17:26Zofi, y Q, Kuratul Ayn.
17:30Creo que algunos de ustedes conocen.
17:32¿Están preguntando si...
17:34¿Podría haber escuchado algo?
17:36Esperaba que alguien podría ayudarte.
17:37¡Pig!
17:39¡Pig!
17:40¡Pig!
17:41¡Pig!
17:42¡Pig!
17:42¡Pig!
17:42¡Pumpe!
17:43¡Pumpe!
17:44¡Pumpe!
17:47¡Pumpe!
17:54¡Pumpe!
17:55¡Pumpe!
17:58¡Pumpe!
17:59¡Pumpe!
17:59¡Pumpe!
18:00¡Pumpe!
18:02¡Pumpe!
18:04¡Pumpe!
18:05¡Pumpe!
18:05¡Pumpe!
18:06¡Pumpe!
18:06¡Pumpe!
18:06¡Pumpe!
18:07¡Pumpe!
18:08¡Pumpe!
18:09¡Pumpe!
18:09¡Pumpe!
18:10¡Pumpe!
18:10¡Pumpe!
18:11¡Pumpe!
18:17¡Pumpe!
18:32¡Oy!
18:34¡Game!
18:36¡Get in the package!
18:38¡Shit!
18:38¡Look what you've done, Shah!
18:46¡You owe me an apology, mate!
18:48And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you, your failures would catch up to you.
18:55IDF, bastard!
18:57Who recruited you, Mossad?
18:59IDF, 100% Mossad.
19:01I told you.
19:02He's not Dave Patel.
19:03He's much too short.
19:05You can't handle them alone.
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:15Him.
19:21My God.
19:24I will...
19:24Give him a hand.
19:28He's not a fan.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:39Look at his...
19:40What?
19:43What?
19:44Oh, my God.
19:45I'm not a fan of him.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:46Oh, my God.
20:00¡Gracias!
20:20¡Gracias!
20:21¡Gracias!
20:23¡The strong must replace the weak!
20:31¡Your turn now, Sha!
20:55This is the only way, can't you see? Surrender! Surrender!
21:33Oh, my God, are you okay?
21:57How bad is it?
21:59No, no, no, it's not bad, it's not bad, it's not too bad.
22:01I feel like it's pretty bad, it feels like I'm missing an eye. Am I missing an eye?
22:06You're gonna be okay, right? You're gonna be okay.
22:09Oh, it's cold, it's so cold, I don't want to die.
22:15Say, I can't do this without you.
22:17I know, you really can't. That other guy though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
22:26Why, why did you resist?
22:30You tell me, you're the only one who gets it, you're the only one who gets me.
22:35That's why I need you. But I don't even know who you were.
22:41I was who you needed me to be. Hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart. Which is weird. You might
22:52want to unpack that.
22:55No, no, no, no. Don't go. We're a team, okay?
23:00Good luck without me. Dickhead.
23:29I told you I wasn't lying. What are you doing?
23:33You need to realise what we're dealing with here. Put it down. Don't put it down, get rid of it.
23:36I am gonna get rid of it, but just look at you. I don't need to see shelter.
23:39She doesn't know what she's doing. I do know what I'm doing.
23:41And I'm not the one acting crazy here, okay? Your son is. And so are you two by ignoring him.
23:45Shaju is fine. He's just stressed. I don't need to hear this shit, no.
23:48Why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay when it is not...
23:51No one is pretending it. You pretend about everything.
23:53I do not. You're pretending right now.
23:56You are. Why can't you... Baba?
24:02Barvez! Barvez! Barvez! Barvez!
24:05Shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. For fuck's sake.
24:09Emergency, which service? Yeah, ambulance, please. Baba, I'm sorry, okay? I'm so sorry.
24:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
24:27But you are Shah Jahan.
24:31King of the world.
24:34What the fuck?
24:35You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. Okay?
24:38What's going on? I'm bleeding.
24:39I'm driving you home.
24:41How did you find me?
24:42With extreme difficulty, mate.
24:43Someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car.
24:49Oh, yeah.
24:50Was it good?
24:51That was shit.
24:52Fuck, the view count's rising.
24:55Oh, fuck my family!
24:55Family is fine.
24:56Q was the one who sent me the clip.
24:58If anything, they are more concerned about you.
25:00Oh, thank God.
25:01Thank God.
25:03Alicia.
25:04Yeah?
25:05I know I haven't been myself recently.
25:06Ooh, that was extremely understated.
25:08Do that in the audition, yeah?
25:10What, is that still on?
25:11Yeah, it's still on.
25:13What?
25:13Yeah, no, you don't deserve me.
25:15I even got your slot pushed to the end of the day.
25:16Oh my God, I fucking love him.
25:19Now listen, we've got to clean you up, sort this shit out with your family, so I don't
25:22need you distracted in the room today, okay?
25:24Yeah.
25:25All right.
25:25Absolutely.
25:30Hey, I care about you, you know that, right?
25:36Yeah, I do.
25:38Thank you.
25:48Hello?
25:49In here, baby.
25:52So, Nicole.
25:55Who are you?
25:56We're fine.
25:57How are you?
25:58Okay, I was so worried about you all.
26:02She's fucking crazy, bro.
26:03What the hell are you doing, Felicia?
26:05Going above and beyond as your agent.
26:07Again.
26:09Sit down.
26:10I can't believe I was going to do work, it's really-
26:12All right, shut up!
26:15You think that I'm going to put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity
26:19pass me by?
26:20If you're not happy, then we can talk.
26:21I can change the commission structure.
26:23Oh, I'm not doing this because I'm unhappy.
26:25I'm doing this because you are.
26:26That doesn't even make sense.
26:28That's all in bitch.
26:30Shah, do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33Why you fucked the biggest moments of your career?
26:35You are looking at reason one, two, three, and four.
26:40You are obsessed with getting their blessing.
26:43Their approval.
26:44To be fair, you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us.
26:48Ain't it?
26:49Yeah, ain't it?
26:50She's right.
26:50You keep trying to take people with you.
26:52But that's why there's only two seats in a DPS.
26:54Is that like a jet?
26:56It's an Aston Martin, you idiot.
26:57You know, the fact you didn't even mention the DB12 to him proves to me that you're a blood clot
27:01pagan.
27:02What the fuck did you call me?
27:03Just use being true.
27:04They don't understand.
27:05Shut the fuck up!
27:06Listen to me, Shah.
27:07If you want to nail this audition, you have to eliminate all of them first.
27:15But these are my people.
27:18Everything I do is for them.
27:23You're ashamed of them.
27:24You're always trying to fix and change them, but you can't, so just cut them loose, man.
27:28You told me when you signed me that we were going to change things.
27:31We were going to make a difference.
27:32Yes, to your life.
27:34I'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback.
27:37I didn't mean village.
27:38We're from Karachi.
27:38We've got running water there, thank you.
27:41Listen, making a difference means paying minimal tax.
27:44Maybe you buy a couple holiday homes.
27:47You can hire a few assistants who look just like you.
27:50That's what I want.
27:51But what do you want, Shah?
27:53Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
27:55I'm an artist.
27:56I feel, I feel, I feel.
27:59What?
27:59Why can't you accept that?
28:01I'm an artist.
28:02Yeah, you know what?
28:03True artists, they don't give a fuck about other people or what they think.
28:07Come, let's do this loud now first.
28:11Don't do it!
28:16This should be the one who does it.
28:20Say what?
28:24Shahju?
28:25Shut up, Mummy.
28:26What the fuck are you doing, bro?
28:27Stop undermining me in front of everyone.
28:29You always do that.
28:32You will not shoot Mummy and Baba, okay? I forbid it.
28:35I'm in control now.
28:36Don't talk to your mother like that.
28:38Also, shoot of us.
28:39What?
28:40Come on, Thad.
28:41Everybody knows you pushed him into this.
28:43Your ambition.
28:44The pressure.
28:45The ridiculous school.
28:47Oh, that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country.
28:50I thought I was so happy in Pakistan.
28:52And the best actor of all goes to...
28:54Shut up!
28:55I decide who gets it.
28:56In what order?
28:58Bro, quick sidebar.
29:00Why am I even tied up?
29:02I've been your biggest fan since day.
29:04Do you know how many anonymous tweets I wrote defending you?
29:06Oh, I appreciate that.
29:07Yeah.
29:08I'm your ride or I die, cuz.
29:10Obviously, I don't really want to die, but...
29:11Listen, these men are old as fuck.
29:13They're on their way out already.
29:14You can do them guilt-free, do you know what I'm saying?
29:15Can you just shush?
29:16Okay?
29:17You're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway.
29:18How about you, shush?
29:19Yeah?
29:20You've been jealous of this man before you could walk?
29:21I took...
29:21Bro!
29:23I've been here for you since day one, cuz I took a knife for you.
29:26Yeah?
29:27And my brother, I need to be here with you, for you, to defend you off from these snakes.
29:31You're ungrateful f...
29:31Shut up!
29:32Shut up!
29:33Listen to me, cuz.
29:34Yeah?
29:35Any time I took the piss out of you, it was just character building.
29:37I was building you.
29:37You hate him.
29:39Shadu, Janna, shoot Zulfi.
29:40He would have strangled you in the crib if he could.
29:42Hey, listen.
29:43Nobody's shooting anywhere.
29:44Shut up!
29:46Oh, la!
29:51Cuz...
29:53I just wanna say...
29:55Yeah?
29:56Guess me, you know I'm here, Katnoss.
29:58I wanna apologize for saying...
30:04Oh, okay.
30:05Good.
30:05Yeah, nah, you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family, so...
30:08Yeah.
30:09Bro, you know what?
30:09You actually did well.
30:10I kinda raped that, so that was mad.
30:12We weren't expecting that, were we?
30:13I...
30:14I wasn't expecting...
30:24It's always been you and me, Shadu.
30:31Just me and my beautiful boy.
30:45Where am I?
30:46Hmm.
30:47I'm still asleep.
30:49How many fingers?
30:50Three.
30:51Name?
30:52It says here, Shahaj...
30:54Shahajah.
30:55Yeah, everyone calls me Shah.
30:57Mary?
31:00Hmm.
31:02Your abs aren't the best, Mr. Lateef.
31:04It's been a long day.
31:05It's been a long day.
31:05Yeah?
31:06What do you do for a living?
31:08I'm an actor.
31:09What you been in then?
31:11You think I've seen?
31:12Probably not.
31:15Might be in next James Bond, though.
31:20I won't do this in a couple of hours.
31:22You've taken a piss?
31:23Yeah.
31:24Well, you have to before you go anywhere.
31:26You're dehydrated, love.
31:28Fuck.
31:28My...
31:29My family, yeah.
31:31They're gone, doctor.
31:33They're missing.
31:34Sounds like a busy day.
31:36Doctor will be in soon.
31:40Bond.
31:41Huh?
31:42Break a leg.
31:44Yeah.
32:16Thanks.
32:18Mr. Lateef, what are you doing?
32:20I need you to go back to your room.
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23I...
32:23You can't keep me in.
32:24Yeah, no...
32:26What you doing, bro?
32:26¿Qué es lo que estamos haciendo aquí?
32:28¿Qué es lo que está haciendo aquí?
32:29¿Por qué no has respondido a tu mensaje?
32:32¿Por qué? ¿Y tú?
32:33¡Loco ha aparecido finalmente!
32:36¡Baba!
32:37¿Baba!
32:38¡Baba!
32:38¡Baba!
32:38¡Baba!
32:38¡Baba!
32:39¿Qué te pasa?
32:44¡Baba!
32:44¡Baba!
32:45¿Qué te pasa?
32:49¡Baba!
32:49¡Baba!
32:50¿Qué te pasa?
32:55¡Baba!
33:00C Media
33:02¿Amen?
33:03¿Para?
33:05No, tengo que preocuparme de que me refiero.
33:06Si, esto es sobre Q, me ha dicho.
33:07¿Tienes que te llamar?
33:09Ok, hay una locura pica...
33:10¿Puedes que te llamar a Q?
33:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
33:14Pero tú disrespecíte mi, ¿no?
33:15Y tú viste mi tiempo.
33:17Ok.
33:18¿Puedo ser honesto?
33:20¿No?
33:21Me encanta Muba.
33:22Ok, y así te lo de la equipa de inversión en Dubái.
33:25¿Fuera?
33:26Por cierto.
33:27Si, yo en el día voy, y Muba es el primer de lo que suena.
33:33¿Tomora tarde?
33:34Sí, tú sabes lo que? Vení conmigo, te lo amo. Te voy a pagar por tu viaje.
33:41¿Qué? Creo que tengo que verlo ahora.
33:43Bro, están en el avión.
33:44No, vengan, vengan. ¡Vamos a ir!
33:45Pero tú tienes tu audición, ¿todas?
33:47Mamá, f*** el audición. Tengo que ver Zofi.
33:51Gracias, hombre.
33:53No puedo hacer esto sin ti.
33:56¿Tienes tu teléfono fully cargada?
33:57Sí.
33:58Sí, no puedo hacer esto sin ti.
34:06No, no puedo hacer esto sin ti, ¿sabes?
34:06I could get fired for just having you in this car.
34:08Oh, yeah. Zofi banned you from the app.
34:11Nice.
34:12No, nothing's going to happen to you, mate.
34:13That's me on the dashboard, all right?
34:15Really?
34:18I thought it was Dev Patel.
34:20Right, you know what?
34:22You get it before 3.30, I'll give you an extra 20 quid.
34:24How's that?
34:24Wait, chill, yeah?
34:26This is my account.
34:27I'm good for the dough.
34:27No, you ain't.
34:28You're broke as f***.
34:30What?
34:31You leave tags on your clothes.
34:36It's harder to return them with the tags off, all right?
34:38All right, stop it, bro.
34:39It's embarrassing.
34:40Shit.
34:41We might not even make it in time.
34:43You'll make it.
34:44I know all the shortcuts for the airport
34:45while avoiding all the speed cameras and CCTV.
34:49I could even get you through security
34:50and onto a runway if you want.
34:53Just try the car.
34:53Please drive the car.
34:55To the terminal, not the runway.
35:06That way.
35:08That way.
35:12Duh!
35:14Oh, shoot.
35:16Yes, mate.
35:17What are you doing here?
35:18I'm just, um...
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20You can't keep doing this.
35:22I can't believe this is happening.
35:23Um, I thought I made it clear when we spoke last night
35:26that this isn't a...
35:27Oh, no, I'm not here to try and stop you leaving.
35:29Oh.
35:30We're actually here to try and stop someone else leaving.
35:34I'm sorry, you saw him last night.
35:35You didn't tell me that.
35:37Oli, right?
35:38You're nice to me, man.
35:39Yeah, I've heard a lot about you.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:43Oh.
35:43Yeah, yeah.
35:44Oh, that's right.
35:45It's worse than it looks.
35:47Bro, seriously, you've got to go.
35:48Yeah, I've got to go.
35:49What are you like, six to?
35:50What?
35:51Come on.
35:54What was that, Yaz?
35:56I got...
35:57You got to be good at all.
36:00Excuse me, sorry.
36:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
36:02Excuse me, sorry, sorry.
36:04I'm sorry.
36:05Whoa!
36:06Boarding pass.
36:07We don't have boarding passes,
36:08but somebody that we really need to speak to
36:10has just gone through.
36:11That's not how it works.
36:13Sorry, one sec.
36:14Have you got any photos of Zoffie in the phone?
36:16Yeah.
36:16I mean, I'll quickly...
36:18Excuse me.
36:19We have reason to believe that this individual
36:21is a terror suspect and a security threat.
36:23We need to locate them and stop them immediately.
36:26One moment, sir.
36:27What the fuck are you doing, Rob?
36:28Trust me.
36:29It's going to work.
36:30No, no, no.
36:30I'm not involved.
36:32Right.
36:33You said something about security.
36:35I did.
36:35Yeah.
36:35He's travelling to the Middle East.
36:37He runs a complex network of drivers, couriers,
36:38and black market dash cam suppliers.
36:41And how do you know this?
36:42I have links to the security establishment.
36:44What links?
36:45MI5.
36:46Sorry, I...
36:46MI5.
36:50Yeah, not buying it.
36:51Next.
36:53I'm sorry, what do you mean you're not buying it?
36:57I, you know, tone of voice, body language,
36:59the whole performance, really.
37:00I just didn't see it in the eyes.
37:01Let me go again.
37:02You film it this time,
37:03and we can watch it back together.
37:04You are already on camera.
37:05If you keep annoying me,
37:07I'm going to put you on the news.
37:08Better than having a hundred dead bodies
37:09and exploding 747 on the news.
37:11They don't fly 747s anymore.
37:12Because of people like this,
37:14I'm trying to tell you.
37:15Trained in Chechnya,
37:16fought in Afghanistan,
37:17the Battle of Kandahar,
37:18maybe you've...
37:18What are you doing?
37:21He's saying you're a security threat
37:22and a terrorist.
37:23I'm an entrepreneur.
37:26Sorry.
37:28Hey, come to talk.
37:30Next.
37:31Yeah.
37:35You got blood?
37:37Oh, yeah.
37:39I got hit by a car.
37:41You hurt?
37:42Yeah.
37:42Good.
37:49Bro, I'm sorry.
37:51I'm really, really sorry.
37:53I've been a fucking dickhead
37:55through this.
37:56My whole life,
37:57I've seen you out here,
37:58yeah?
37:58Doing you.
38:01I've been at home, bro,
38:03trying to repay your family
38:04for taking me in QA.
38:09I should thank you.
38:11You know what you made me realise?
38:13I have to do me.
38:17Yeah.
38:20Wait, is this like a real thank you?
38:22Like a fuck you, thank you?
38:24Both.
38:26I'm tired of being the little baby.
38:28I'm not trying to be a junior partner
38:29in a relationship.
38:31And I hear that.
38:31Yeah.
38:32I don't want to control you.
38:34I'm sorry I sweated you.
38:36I've just been ticking boxes
38:38my whole life.
38:40And...
38:41You're not a box.
38:43You are a flower.
38:45Or...
38:45With layers.
38:46Like an onion.
38:47Okay, you need to work on that.
38:49Yeah.
38:51What are you getting on a plane yet?
38:54I'm back in four days.
38:58Why didn't you just call me anyway?
39:00This is too important.
39:06I love you, bro.
39:07Say it again?
39:08I said you're a fucking prick.
39:10You're a little prick too.
39:16That way.
39:18Economy.
39:19I'll see you at baggage claim.
39:22For fuck's sake.
39:24Yes.
39:24I'll put yourself together.
39:26I'm grinning the nail for you, bro.
39:27Ma'am, give me my phone, please.
39:28It's children now.
39:30Psycho.
39:34I don't know if you're still down,
39:35but you could probably still make an audition.
39:36I don't know if you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:43you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:43you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:43you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:45you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:48you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:50you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but you're still down, but
39:55you're still down, but you're still down, but
40:13No, no.
40:48No, no.
40:48No, no.
40:51No, no.
41:25No, no.
41:53No, no.
41:56No, no.
41:56No, no.
41:56No, no.
42:26No, no.
42:34No, no.
43:22No, no.
43:23No, no.
43:40I'm going to say your name in three, two, one.
43:55Action.
43:58The name's Shah Jahan.
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