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New Hot🔥 My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12slow-ass sea slug your launch today beach
00:33slow-ass sea slug
01:00filthy scavengers when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep you sky rat swore never to
01:07breach the surface Poseidon fish food ages ago
01:38sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier
01:40I'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:48sire
02:04who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire
02:09you're finally stepping in
02:24go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:28my king even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:54what did you do turn me back right now
03:01sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus we
03:07beg you Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years I'm retired I
03:12don't waste breath on crazy people
03:20screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:37get your hands off me creep
03:39sorry I didn't mean to
03:45you
03:46wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here
03:52what's a forest nint's doing here
03:53he's just a regular human total nerd
03:57damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:09you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured
04:14I was drugged
04:15this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:18if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:21I die
04:21I really need this guy
04:28god damn
04:30you really know how to flip my switch
04:40I need more
04:41a lot more
04:48Oh
04:48Oh
04:49Don't stop
04:51Harder
04:53Squeeze me tired
04:54Oh
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night
05:05Hey
05:06I've put in a lot of work
05:08Don't tell me you forgot
05:09Leora
05:10I know you're in there
05:12Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora, you're my fiance.
05:31You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck!
07:22I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water,
07:26or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hoop, speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius's seafo give him a wide bird.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeats fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Leora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins,
09:49even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss?
10:17Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it,
10:26promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:31She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients,
11:10where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:02Whee ho-ho...
13:18Who...
13:27Who...
13:36you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
13:43i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
13:50ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
14:04two courses for the price of one
14:18jack take lily and run go
14:27run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
14:38you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
14:55what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
15:03the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
15:11wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
15:16whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
15:22about that monster
15:28failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
15:39so
15:46so
15:47so
16:13My liege, have mercy.
16:16I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
16:18Please, spare my life.
16:20No problem.
16:21Thank you, my lord.
16:22Thank you for your mercy.
16:23Try to remember that in your next life.
16:38Enjoying the show.
16:49My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
16:52Listen to me.
16:54If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
17:00Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
17:02Yes!
17:03Yes, my liege.
17:15My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself.
17:30That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
17:33But Poseidon?
17:35Guy's long gone.
17:36Probably fish food in some trench, right?
17:39Sea god myth, ancient history.
17:41Wanna bet?
17:42There ain't no sea king anymore.
17:55The world's the same as ever.
17:57The dead are louder than the living.
18:00Who the hell are you?
18:01You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:15Poseidon?
18:25Is Hades still breathing?
18:27If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
18:33Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this.
18:43I'm not wasting it on you.
18:44I need a background check.
18:50You know who I am?
18:52Hades is ace.
18:54You crash my spot, you die here!
19:19Little fish.
19:27Headed staff?
19:29One shot?
19:30The sea king?
19:31He's real.
19:34Hades, you hiding?
19:37Come out.
19:37Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
19:41One.
19:42Two.
19:47Thank the fates!
19:48The boss is here!
19:54Boss, this bum!
19:57This bum!
20:02You idiot!
20:03Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
20:05You're done.
20:06Get out.
20:07In front of Poseidon.
20:09Your ants.
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights.
20:16My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
20:19Actually, I'm not here for fun.
20:22I'm not here for fun.
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
20:28Understood.
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now.
20:31You have three days.
20:32I'll be back.
20:37Everyone!
20:38Drop what you're doing!
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child.
20:41Every resource, every contact.
20:44Now!
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back!
20:46Yes, boss!
20:53Poseidon's back.
20:54Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead.
21:07Kid comes with us alive.
21:08She's still hurt.
21:09Easy pickets.
21:11Let's move.
21:23We'll make a nice stew.
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch?
21:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:32Ha ha ha ha!
21:34A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
21:37Pathetic.
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders.
21:44Come quietly to the stronghold.
21:46Or I drag your corpse back.
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid!
22:02Stay away from my daughter!
22:04Don't you dare touch her!
22:21Mommy!
22:22You're bleeding!
22:23This forest is locked down.
22:26Surrender now.
22:27I'll go with you.
22:29On one condition.
22:31Let my daughter go.
22:33No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you.
22:46Kids mine.
22:47You die.
22:50You.
22:52You poisoned me?
22:55My poison fog.
22:57The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
23:01Give up!
23:02You've gone too far.
23:04Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
23:10You're wounded.
23:12Poisoned.
23:13Done.
23:15The kid's coming with me.
23:19Don't touch her!
23:20Come at me!
23:22Feisty one.
23:23Dylan wants you dead.
23:25But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
23:35Such a pretty face.
23:37All mine now.
23:41Let my Mommy go, you bastard!
23:44Ah!
23:50Lily!
23:52Lily!
23:53Run!
23:53Get out of here!
23:58Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
24:08Lily!
24:16Daddy?
24:21Your hands off her!
24:31You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
24:40Jack, what the hell just happened?
24:45You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend.
24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.
25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
25:13Shut up and go.
25:15Now!
25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
25:32Run all you want!
25:33My pack tears you both apart!
25:35Run all you want!
25:47No!
25:50No!
26:08Oh, my God.
26:25daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
26:29shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
26:33we're going back for her right now
26:41hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
26:52lily turn around and cover your ears okay
26:57daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
27:03you are the best
27:13some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
27:20you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
27:26disappear
27:45okay lily you can turn around now
27:52daddy what happened to the bad guy
27:54he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
28:04lily stay right here inside this circle
28:06don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
28:09i'll be right back
28:15daddy be careful
28:18don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
28:28that poison's eating you alive little nymph
28:30how much longer you got let me have my fun first
28:35so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
28:50damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
28:58for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
29:05no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
29:11no choice i'm taking them down with me
29:14this the woman dylan wants where the kid
29:17some guy took the brat
29:20useless grab her first then we hunt the child
29:27just let jack and lily be safe
29:33you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
29:49why did you come back where's lily
29:55lily's safe don't push yourself
30:00so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
30:05beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
30:09refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
30:16you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
30:19just weeds to be crushed under feet
30:22just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything
30:27i won't let him get hurt
30:38you want my husband step over my corpse first
30:43in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
31:15you're half dead already
31:17how the hell did you knock me back
31:19the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
31:24this can't be
31:50ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster
31:54why would she be here
31:58our boss has real backing
32:00he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
32:03no matter how strong you are
32:05kneel and beg
32:07they're coming for us
32:08we're finished
32:10don't worry darling things might turn around
32:12lyra veil has been captured
32:15now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
32:20they're here for me
32:21jack stay behind me
32:23with me here no one touches you
32:26stop saying that jack
32:27look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
32:36my lords
32:37let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
32:43you worthless creature
32:46you shouldn't even exist
32:48where i stand
32:57who dares show such insolence
33:00before the lord of the sea
33:04you
33:05so
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