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00:21The End
00:22You don't look like the other one, right?
00:25The commander has asked me to close the door.
00:30I don't know.
01:09I don't know.
01:30No!
01:30No!
01:35Please.
01:36I have family.
01:38I love you making dragons.
01:40Please.
01:41I'm sorry.
01:42No one can know I was here.
01:49Soldier Boy.
01:51America's first hero.
01:53Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
01:56Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
01:59Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:04But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
02:09And America deserves the truth.
02:12Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:18traitors in Ukraine.
02:19Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
02:21They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
02:25We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:28And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
02:36It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:54My boy.
02:55My poor sweet boy.
03:01So I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
03:07Oh, hold on.
03:08When did you find out?
03:09Oh, I know.
03:09When did you find out?
03:10I know.
03:10I know.
03:11I know.
03:11I know.
03:12I know.
03:13I know.
03:13I know.
03:14I know.
03:16I know.
03:25I know.
03:27You still got it, huh?
03:29Sage tells me the socials are blowing up.
03:33People magazine, they're calling us
03:36America's sexiest dynasty.
03:38Believe that?
03:44Come on, I would never have sent you in there
03:47if I knew the butcher had the fibers.
03:49I wouldn't have, I swear to God.
03:51Although I did tell you not to engage.
03:53So, if we're pointing fingers,
03:55I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:58Gentlemen, lab results are in.
04:02Lab results.
04:07How?
04:08We were there, they all got infected,
04:10we watched them die.
04:12How the fuck is that Constable Braven?
04:15Oh no, oh no.
04:23He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:25Shit.
04:26V1, what is V1?
04:28Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:33V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:36Highly unstable, only worked on a handful of early supes.
04:40You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
04:44Who is Stormfront?
04:46Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:47Uh, I think you know there's Liberty.
04:50Point is, V1 saved your life.
04:53And it's likely why your generation of supes doesn't age.
04:55This is a modern compound V molecule.
05:00This is the virus.
05:02Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors,
05:04kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
05:07It looks like this.
05:10Nothing for the virus to bind to.
05:12You might have told us that before we tested it.
05:14V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s,
05:16and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:18We all did.
05:19And now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:31Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:35Does this... does this mean that...
05:37I'm his son.
05:38Am I immune too?
05:39No.
05:40Your embryo was shot up with plain old Garden Variety V.
05:43Like me, like every other suit.
05:45But if Homelander got his hands on some V1,
05:46then theoretically he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:48Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
05:51Bring me some.
05:51I can't.
05:52Why not?
05:53Vought destroyed every vial.
05:54There's none left.
05:55The vial still exists somewhere, I suppose.
05:58Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that...
06:00We need to get to it before Homelander does.
06:02How?
06:03I'm sure he knows all this already.
06:05We're fucked.
06:05Good point, love.
06:06We hit him with the virus today.
06:08While it still works.
06:10That wasn't at all my point.
06:12Which is right.
06:13See?
06:15It's the smart play.
06:16We draw him out and hit him today.
06:18Okay, how are you gonna get it in front of him?
06:20Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
06:23Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
06:25And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
06:30So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this v1.
06:34We don't really have a choice.
06:36I know where to start.
06:42Wow.
06:42Thank god that stuff's in here.
06:44I saved you.
06:45Um, I guess all's well that is, well...
06:46You know what?
06:47Fuck you.
06:48You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:49You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:52No, no, I did not.
06:54What I wanted-
06:55What joke's on you, asshole.
06:56Cause I'm gonna live.
06:58And you'll die.
06:59If the virus doesn't get you, I will.
07:02And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
07:05I'll be running the seven.
07:08Shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
07:13Look at you.
07:15Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:20Hypothetic.
07:21You're nothing at all.
07:30What was it on here?
07:31Are you certain of this?
07:33We don't have a choice.
07:43You know what this means, right?
07:44If we do get this v1, you and Kimiko could take some.
07:48I mean, if you made Soldier Boy immune to the virus,
07:50it could make you immune too, like a vaccine.
07:51Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:53Like a kushval, but with dicks.
07:55It's very specific, but look.
07:57There's a chance.
07:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:04Zoe, take it easy.
08:05Put him away, kiddo.
08:06That won't be necessary.
08:09At least, not yet.
08:12Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
08:14I take it Marie Moreau is running late.
08:16Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:19She set this up, actually.
08:22Did she?
08:22Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:26You mean the first-generation V?
08:28Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with
08:32William Butcher?
08:36You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:38But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my
08:43granddaughter?
08:47Vicky, you meant a lot to me, too.
08:49And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:51But you're still working with him.
08:54We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:58And if he does, he lives forever.
09:00And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
09:04So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock,
09:08or you're gonna help us out?
09:15Follow me.
09:16Follow me.
09:27After you.
09:500.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:56It smells near.
09:57You're right.
09:58Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked out from the corner.
10:03Svibro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
10:05Fuck!
10:06Everyone, this is Maverick.
10:07Translucent, son.
10:10Sup, player?
10:11Sup, player?
10:14Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
10:17He sang at my dad's funeral.
10:18Maverick, hi.
10:19Um, what are you doing here?
10:21Don't you go to Gadolkin?
10:23Fuck that place.
10:24And fuck Vought.
10:25They're all a bunch of liars.
10:26They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:29Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:34It was Homelander.
10:36Homelander killed my dad.
10:41Wow.
10:42Homelander.
10:43Oh, God.
10:45I...
10:45Fuck that.
10:46Fucking motherfucker.
10:47I've been saying it for years.
10:49This fucking...
10:49This...
10:51Fucking guy.
10:52Motherfucker.
10:52Yeah.
10:52Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:56What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:58I believe the children are our future.
11:01Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
11:03Follow me.
11:04If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
11:10V1 was barbaric and unstable.
11:12Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
11:17He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
11:20Jesus.
11:22Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of US servicemen.
11:27Why am I not surprised?
11:29By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:33security.
11:35Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s, and swept all mention of V1 under the rug, like every other
11:41sorted chapter in this company's history.
11:42And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:45Not that I've seen.
11:46You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:49This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
11:52If you want to look through them, be my guest.
11:59Zoe?
12:01Zoe, wait.
12:03What happened to your mom was awful.
12:06Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
12:10I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
12:12I promise.
12:19Promise?
12:20You promised that we'd be safe.
12:22Then I woke up, alone, to see my mom ripped in half.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:31So go fuck yourself.
12:44Maybe if I'd raised you, I could've made you better.
12:47Butcher, fucking disappointment.
12:50Disappointment.
12:51The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:53Deep down, there's a part of you in that is still.
12:55There's somebody.
12:56You'd be better here.
12:58You're weak.
12:58You're my greatest failure.
13:00You're nothing at all.
13:12You're nothing at all.
13:19Oh, my boy.
13:22My sweet boy.
13:25What is wrong?
13:27Why are you so unhappy?
13:28My father.
13:30And my dear son.
13:32Everything.
13:33It's all falling apart.
13:35No.
13:36No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
13:38Yes.
13:40It's been foretold.
13:41Yes.
13:41You're about to ascend.
13:43Become immortal.
13:45Divine.
13:46A true God.
13:48With the love of the world.
13:50But...
13:51I know you think love is weak and human.
13:54But who is more love than Jesus?
13:58And why should he have more love than you?
14:02You save more people than he does.
14:06The one true God.
14:09Yes.
14:11How?
14:13How millions of people save me?
14:15Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
14:22Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
14:25Skin parents in front of their children.
14:28Rid the world of the wicked.
14:31The non-believers.
14:34They'll call me a first.
14:36The only ones left will be your faithful.
14:40And they will love you in their hearts.
14:43They'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you.
14:47You have one last task, my love.
15:19You're late.
15:20Came as soon as you texted.
15:22Just kind of far.
15:23Where?
15:24Russia.
15:25Near the border, I think.
15:26Anybody see you?
15:29Uh, no.
15:32What's that?
15:39I...
15:40Got myself shaving.
15:42Trust me.
15:43You don't need a shave.
15:45You don't need a shave.
15:46Uh, so your...
15:51Your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:54Is, uh...
15:55Is Butcher in there?
15:57No.
15:57But they can lead us to him.
15:59We can find him, and kill him.
16:02Kill Butcher?
16:04I...
16:05I don't think that's a good idea.
16:06You don't think we could?
16:07He's dangerous.
16:09Look what he did to your mom.
16:10That's the point.
16:12He's not worth it.
16:13Ryan.
16:13It's not worth you getting hurt.
16:17He'd kill you.
16:20So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand?
16:22Zoe...
16:23Forget it.
16:40You think I couldn't smell the Tanqueray in your breath?
16:45What the fuck?
16:46Well, well, well.
16:48Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:50Should buy meself a lotto ticket.
16:53Thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:55And if I hadn't showed?
16:56I was planning to nick, Zoe.
16:58Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
17:00But hey...
17:02Fucking Christmas.
17:10Nice one.
17:12But I don't break easy in that one.
17:15Not like Mallory.
17:16You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
17:18Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
17:22Zoe was right about you.
17:25Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
17:29You could.
17:31But you won't.
17:32And why is that?
17:33Because...
17:34We both love the same woman.
17:36And we both hate the same cunt.
17:41Look, mate.
17:42You can be as pissy with me as you like.
17:44But we both know...
17:47I ain't the bad guy.
17:50No, really.
17:52I just need us to have a proper chat.
17:56That's all.
18:03Oh, my dear.
18:04Up here.
18:05What are you...
18:08What in the fuck?
18:12Is that milk?
18:13Better.
18:14Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
18:16What, you ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit-jizz?
18:19I wanna give you another chance.
18:21You wanna give me another chance?
18:23Yes.
18:23Help me find the V1.
18:25I'd rather fist myself with that handful of racers.
18:27Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
18:31Oh, there most certainly is.
18:34And I am going to find it.
18:37Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:38An angel told me.
18:41It's my destiny.
18:43Just when I thought it was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
18:46Yes, yes.
18:47Make your jokes.
18:49You've been blessed with immortality.
18:52But what have you done with it?
18:53Drink and fuck yourself numb.
18:57You...
18:59You...
19:00are a disappointment.
19:05You see...
19:08I...
19:09am not gonna waste my immortality.
19:12I am gonna take what's rightfully mine.
19:14I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father.
19:18But with...
19:18or without you...
19:21A reckoning is coming.
19:25You know all I see is a freak.
19:27A freak with a bushel of grey pubes.
19:32Try some juice for men.
19:48What's Fort Harmony?
19:49I have no idea.
19:50It's all over these memos.
19:52What'd they say?
19:53I don't know.
19:54The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
19:56You couldn't possibly.
19:57It's 1944.
19:58There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
20:03Give me an hour.
20:06What the fuck is that?
20:09The fuck is that?
20:20Hey.
20:22Sorry, just uh...
20:24You might wanna lighten up on that V-bro mango thunder.
20:28That is...
20:28That is musky.
20:31My dad was in the first campaign.
20:33Vanish into freshness.
20:34It just smells like him, you know?
20:37I'm sorry about your dad.
20:40I...
20:40I lost mine too.
20:43I'm sorry to hear that.
20:44It's just...
20:45It's crazy, right?
20:46Walk around one day feeling fine and then...
20:49I don't know where the pain just hits you like a truck.
20:51Like, just takes the wind out of you.
20:53You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:56Let me help.
20:57Look, Maverick.
20:57I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:59It...
20:59It's really dangerous.
21:01I don't care.
21:02He fucking killed my dad.
21:03It's the only thing I can think about.
21:05I know that you want this to mean something.
21:07But it's never gonna make sense.
21:10And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
21:13It...
21:13Trust me.
21:15I know.
21:16What am I supposed to do?
21:17Honestly?
21:19Just...
21:19Let go.
21:21Live your life.
21:22Be happy.
21:23Fall in love with someone.
21:25I do have a girlfriend.
21:26Really?
21:27Sloan.
21:29She's an alpaca.
21:33Cool.
21:33Just...
21:34Maybe think about what your dad would want for you.
21:36And then...
21:37Do that.
21:38That's what I'm trying to do.
21:39Anyway.
21:41Yuri.
21:42Can I, um...
21:43Can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:45Yeah.
21:50Stop.
21:56Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
21:59But you raise a scanner, no?
22:01He does.
22:02Maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
22:05Okay.
22:06Go with him.
22:07Sounds good.
22:07I've been watching pornography and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
22:15I don't understand.
22:17All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
22:21He rocks up.
22:22You chuck the shit in his face.
22:25And that'll be it.
22:27Why me?
22:27Because he won't leave the fortress of cunnature for anyone else.
22:30So this is what you want to talk to me about?
22:33Killing my dad?
22:35Listen, mate.
22:35Is that all you think I'm good for?
22:37I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, alright?
22:39You're done with that.
22:40Homelander raped your mum.
22:42He's gonna burn everything down and you are the only one who can stop him.
22:48Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:51But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:58I throw this virus at him.
23:01What'll happen to me?
23:04He'll die.
23:09I'll be close by and we'll go together.
23:13Look.
23:16I ain't gonna lie to you.
23:17This is not what your mum wanted.
23:21It's the only way.
23:24And it will be justice.
23:29You're asking me to kill myself?
23:34You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
23:37But you would be the first.
23:40To save the world doing it.
23:54I'll fetch us a point.
24:05I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
24:07He's a fucking nepo daddy.
24:09Like, he's not even that good looking.
24:11Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
24:14Like, you shave his head.
24:16He's the gayest sailor in Fleet Week.
24:18Seriously, man.
24:19Thanks for letting me tag along.
24:21I need a win.
24:23Will you just tell me this?
24:24Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
24:26He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
24:32Why'd he ask them?
24:40Keep heading south.
24:45So, like, what's your story?
24:48My story?
24:49Yeah.
24:50I was born on a sugar bush.
24:51A maple farm.
24:52One day when I was five, my parents died in a tidal wave of molasses.
24:56Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave
24:58where they taught me the ways of the soil and the salt central Gerald.
25:01That's the oldest goose.
25:03Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
25:06And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork
25:08because Mork & Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
25:12Orson married us.
25:15And the rest is history.
25:22Homelander has you to come along?
25:25Personally.
25:31Boy blind!
25:31Boy blind!
25:318AC!
25:35Merda...
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25:51Do you think so?
25:53It would give us more time.
25:59What would you want to do?
26:02We could travel.
26:03I can DJ in Berlin.
26:06Nothing to tie us down.
26:08Never in the same place twice.
26:14Do you want that for your kids?
26:16Of course not.
26:18Which is why I would never have any.
26:29You want children?
26:32Three.
26:33Two girls and a boy.
26:35A house by the water.
26:36And maybe a Bernadoodle.
26:37Peace and quiet.
26:38After all this killing,
26:40I just want a place to call home.
27:04I told her you were thirty.
27:08Fuck the liver.
27:09Fuck the lice.
27:10Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
27:17Where'd you pick that up?
27:19Me old man.
27:20You're too close?
27:22No, not really.
27:23He was a piss artist.
27:26Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
27:30No, horses.
27:31And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of men and me.
27:36And then later.
27:38Laugh about with his mates.
27:40He was a right cunt.
27:41Where's he now?
27:43Bottom of the Thames.
27:45I put him there just the other day.
27:48I only wish I'd done it sooner.
27:50Before he caused more.
27:54More damage.
27:58Butcher.
27:58Butcher.
28:01Do you think that I could ever...
28:04That I might turn into my dad?
28:10I don't know.
28:16My mom.
28:18And Grace.
28:20The others.
28:22All I do is just hurt people.
28:23I can't be around anyone.
28:32Without us.
28:34Without Sucs.
28:37The world is a better, safer place.
28:47I'll do it.
28:55I'll do it.
28:57I'll do it.
28:59Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters, protesters have taken to the streets and clashed violently with superheroes and police
29:07alike.
29:07It's all so tediously predictable.
29:10Insurgency.
29:11Counterinsurgency.
29:13Liberation.
29:14Crackdown.
29:15Round and round she goes.
29:18It's not a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy.
29:22Whoa.
29:23Hold on a second.
29:24I got something.
29:25Check that out.
29:26So Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
29:30The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
29:35Why is that square blurry?
29:37That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
29:40Now I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's, that's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
29:44If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
29:46Hmm.
29:53Were you followed?
29:54Hell nah.
29:55Holmander's looking for the V-1 just like we are.
29:57It's only a matter of time before he found you.
29:59We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
30:01The door is munitions grade, ballistics resistant, same as a norad bunker in Chaya Mountain.
30:06It will hold.
30:09Better hope so.
30:17Oh, thank fuck.
30:19We'll hold forever.
30:20So, we're trapped down here.
30:21What's the plan?
30:23Wait.
30:24Has anyone seen Zoe?
30:48Let's go.
30:53Let's go.
30:54Let's go.
30:56Let's go.
30:59Let's go.
31:15Come on.
31:36Dad?
31:40Dad?
31:42Dad?
31:45Sorry.
31:48Oh my God, sorry.
31:50Oh my God.
31:54Sorry.
32:07Oh my God.
32:17What are you doing?
32:19I told me Zoe was dead.
32:22And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Holman.
32:25Fucking psycho.
32:27And you all went along with it.
32:34I'm sorry, my boy.
32:37I cannot allow you to leave.
32:41Please.
32:42Don't make me shoot your papa.
32:47No.
32:48Let them go.
32:49She tried to kill us both.
32:51She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
32:57Go.
33:18Zoe, pick up.
33:19Listen to me.
33:20Do not come home until I tell you to.
33:22It's not safe, you understand?
33:23Call me.
33:24Do we know when she left?
33:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
33:31Can we get out that way?
33:34That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
33:36Well, if that's the case,
33:40what are you packing?
33:43Whoa.
33:44I've been looking for those.
33:51Oro Blanco.
33:53500 a stick.
34:22My father spent his whole life fighting for it.
34:26And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
34:31I remember your father, you know.
34:35He was impressive.
34:38Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had bought, and one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
34:46Damn fucking straight he did.
34:48But he couldn't win.
34:51It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
34:55You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
34:56You know that, right?
34:58Who?
34:59What?
34:59Please.
35:00It's more powerful than bought.
35:02Or Homelander.
35:03More powerful than nature or life itself.
35:05It's profit and loss.
35:07Supply and demand.
35:09The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
35:13We're just cobs in a great machine.
35:16And we all have our part to play.
35:22Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus.
35:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
35:30Because corporations must still grow.
35:35Money must still be made.
35:37The machine must still be fed.
35:41But that is the way of the world.
35:46Motherfucker.
35:48When this is all over, you're aiming to run VAR again, ain't you?
35:53Like I said, we all have our part to play.
35:56Mm-hmm.
36:00If that day ever comes, I have a part to play, too.
36:06And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
36:14Finally.
36:15Ha ha.
36:17Showtime.
36:18Hey, kids.
36:19Do you love America?
36:20And basic knife skills?
36:22Making s'mores?
36:23And marching?
36:24Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
36:26You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a rifle, and the
36:31best way to sniff out stinky starlighter rats.
36:35So if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
36:38Sign up for the Homelander Youth and be tomorrow's heroes today.
36:44Sponsored by Greenland Diet Lunches.
36:46We've got a question for it.
36:48It's clear for my son.
36:51Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
36:53Listen, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V-1.
36:58It's out there.
36:59Oh.
37:00I know it.
37:00Uh, how many people do you want on?
37:04Everyone.
37:05It's all we do from now on.
37:07Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V-1 formula.
37:14Vought, destroy the original formula.
37:15That could take years.
37:16Skip animal testing.
37:17You have camps for the criminals?
37:19Just start using them.
37:21Mm-hmm.
37:22Mm-hmm.
37:29This is wonderful.
37:37Howdy, boss.
37:39What are you drinking?
37:49It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
37:53I guess it runs in the family, huh?
37:56Homelander's father.
37:58Dang.
38:00The Glock, huh?
38:01Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
38:05Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
38:07This here's a 9mm.
38:09Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
38:14Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
38:16Battle-proven, all-American, Colt 1911.
38:19Chambered in 45 ACP.
38:24That'll blow your fucking panties off.
38:28Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll, but this here, that's a certified Kraut dealer.
38:34Think you mean an antique?
38:35I mean a classic.
38:37You want to give it a try?
38:39Now, some can't handle the kick.
38:41Something tells me you'll do just fine.
38:48I haven't so fancy!
39:06I got hated to you.
39:09I haven't fucked that hard since...
39:12Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
39:16I ain't got no idea who that is.
39:21Hey, why the hairless pussy?
39:23What?
39:24I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?
39:29Was that how Homelander likes you?
39:31Like a baby?
39:35More like a mother.
39:39But you do have fuck, right?
39:41Mm-mm.
39:44Damn.
39:45I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
39:51That's terrible.
39:52Who would do such a thing?
39:55You shouldn't say that about your son.
39:57Well, he thinks he's better than me.
39:59He doesn't.
40:01How do you know?
40:03I don't know much, but I can read people.
40:05And the way he looks at you?
40:08Shoot.
40:09I ain't never seen him look at nobody like that.
40:17Oh.
40:18It's not exactly a compliment, though.
40:21He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
40:23And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
40:26Oof.
40:32Yeah.
40:33There's someone I want you to meet.
40:38Is this terror?
40:42Well, my mom told me all about you.
40:45Hey, boy.
40:46Where's he been?
40:47Me, Aunt Jenny's been looking after him.
40:49Does he still help everything?
40:51Gentleman of his age.
40:53Well, he does his best.
41:00Ryan?
41:02Kimiko?
41:03Wait, you can talk.
41:11Tell me.
41:13He's all gone.
41:15Where is Samaya?
41:17We let him leave with Zoe.
41:18We're not all monsters, you fucking...
41:22monster.
41:28You, Dutcher, I'll never make war.
41:30So back off.
41:45We're still gonna go off your homelander, right?
41:46Not today, we're not.
41:48Then when?
41:49I don't know.
41:50A week?
41:51Have your month.
41:53We don't have a month.
41:55He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
41:57Let's just go now.
42:00Not without the virus.
42:01But you said I was strong enough.
42:03You said I was the only one who could stop him.
42:05You said it was my destiny.
42:06I just said that so you'd get him out of the tower.
42:10Without that gem,
42:12you'd just be another stupid kid
42:13on a fucking suicide run.
42:17same old lying, pathetic asshole.
42:22Ryan.
42:24Ryan.
42:31All right, kid.
42:32this is a halothane grenade.
42:34What you do is you pull the pin,
42:35you toss it,
42:37and you run like hell.
42:38Also, make sure you don't inhale,
42:39or else you're gonna knock yourself out, too.
42:42Once all the bodies are down,
42:43and the smoke clears,
42:44we'll come out and get you.
42:44You got it?
42:45Yeah, got it.
42:48Maverick.
42:49Be careful.
42:56Huey.
42:59Hey.
43:00I know.
43:01I'm sorry.
43:01It's just...
43:03He's a really good kid.
43:05I mean, if we find the V1,
43:06I think we should give him some.
43:07Huey.
43:08Come on.
43:09How many more people
43:10are we gonna kill,
43:11and then their kids come after us?
43:13And then we kill them,
43:14and it's this vicious cycle
43:15that never fucking ends.
43:17Maybe we'll never be able to break it,
43:19but we have to at least try.
43:27What was that for?
43:29It's just...
43:31It's been a long time
43:33since I've been around someone
43:34who is actually trying to
43:36make things better
43:36instead of stopping them
43:37from getting worse.
43:41You think the V1
43:42can save us?
43:44Fuck yeah, I do.
43:46He's at the hatch.
44:19What the fuck is this?
44:21Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
44:23This stinks like V-Bro
44:24mango thunder body spray.
44:26Here, take him.
44:27Shit burns my nuts.
44:29Maverick?
44:29Is that you, bro?
44:30You with Edgar?
44:31You were one of my dad's best friends.
44:33How come you never told me
44:34it was Homelander
44:35that killed him?
44:36Bro, Homelander
44:37didn't kill your dad.
44:39It was Butcher's crew.
44:41You know,
44:41that sus French dude
44:42and Starlight's boyfriend.
44:43What's his name?
44:44Lucy Howie?
44:45They blew him up,
44:46stuffed his body parts in a box
44:47and dropped him
44:48and dropped him
44:48in the East River.
44:49Star with my own eyes.
44:51No cap on God, bro.
45:03Does it look like
45:04the Deep is talking
45:05to an invisible person?
45:06Fuck.
45:11Fuck.
45:15Fuck.
45:20Fuck.
45:26We were just here.
45:40God damn it.
45:41Fuck.
45:41There's not enough power.
45:46Slithery motherfucker.
45:49Oh shit.
45:51I mean,
45:51instant karma,
45:52but fuck.
45:53Okay,
45:53we gotta go out front.
45:55Stick together.
45:58Yo!
46:00Nice work,
46:00Robocop.
46:04Get out front.
46:10Let's go.
46:37Sorry, bro.
46:39Don't hate the player, hate the game.
47:19Let's go.
47:21Don't go, motherfucker.
47:31Where's you, Ian?
47:33It was you, wasn't it?
47:34You killed my dad.
47:36Get the pants off me.
47:38Where are you?
47:40Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
47:43You sick fuck.
47:44You're right, you're right.
47:45It was me.
47:45It was me.
47:46I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
47:50You fucking psycho.
47:51Just wait, just wait.
47:52Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
47:55Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
48:02And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
48:05I shouldn't have done it.
48:06It's not the answer.
48:07It's the only answer, motherfucker.
48:14Rhetoric, stop.
48:15I don't want to fight you.
48:31I don't want to fight you.
48:38F***
48:38Oh!
48:39Oh!
48:41Oh!
48:41Oh!
48:43Oh, fuck.
48:43Oh!
48:45Oh!
48:48Oh!
48:51Oh!
48:53Oh!
49:13There's Maverick.
49:16You got Maverick.
49:19It's okay.
49:20Oh, no.
49:22It's okay.
49:26Everyone's going to be okay.
49:31I'm here.
49:54Dad?
49:57Ryan.
49:59Hey, you.
50:01I'm really glad you called.
50:02I knew you weren't.
50:05It's like a miracle.
50:09You like the upgrade?
50:11Do you remember when you took me here?
50:13Pretended to care about me?
50:16I do care about you, son.
50:18I love you.
50:22I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
50:26You already have it.
50:28Okay?
50:28Let me finish.
50:29I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots, and I realize now that, uh, well, that that
50:40was impossible.
50:41But I do have some pretty exciting news.
50:45I am going to live forever now.
50:49I don't realize my own legacy.
50:52And you?
50:54You're off the hook.
50:56You can do whatever.
50:57Did you do it?
50:58Did you rape my mom?
51:00What?
51:01Of course not.
51:03Who told you?
51:04Did William Butcher tell you that?
51:07Your mother and I, we had an affair.
51:11A consensual affair between the two adults.
51:14Your heart's racing.
51:15Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
51:16And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit that you could think I would do something like that.
51:25Ryan, Ryan, son.
51:32Ryan, I don't know where this is coming from, because your mother,
51:36she came on to me.
51:40Ryan!
51:41Son!
51:43Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
51:46My son, a blessing!
52:08Oh, Ryan, look at what you made me do.
52:24It's okay.
52:28My sweet, sweet boy.
52:29I'm, she's dead.
52:33MRS.
52:35Aaron.
52:41John!
52:43wspost υπεrexn
52:43Uh...
52:43Ugh!
52:46Uh...
52:46Uh...
52:48Uh...
52:48Uh...
52:49Uh-uh...
52:50Uh...
52:50Uh-uh?
52:52Uh-uh...
52:55Uh-oh!
52:56Uh...
52:56Uh-uh...
53:06Okay, so the virus is gone.
53:08Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
53:13Probably getting lasered as we speak.
53:14That homelander's got Edgar.
53:16If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
53:18We are so fucked.
53:19Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
53:23Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
53:27No.
53:28Okay, I do have some good news.
53:31We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
53:34In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
53:40The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
53:48And this is good news?
53:49Okay.
53:51The files are no longer reductive.
53:53Okay.
53:55Well, that's where we're headed.
54:17Danny?
54:19Wait!
54:21Wait!
54:21You could have died, Hugh!
54:23I'm okay. I'm here.
54:24I don't think if that happened...
54:25I just, I wouldn't go back from that.
54:27This was easier when I was on my own.
54:30Annie.
54:39A minute?
54:51Well, well, well, so I can die easy
54:55Jesus gonna make him, Jesus gonna make him
54:59Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
55:04All I want for you to do is take my body home
55:10Well, well, well, so I can die easy
55:14Well, well, well
55:18Well, well, well, so I can die easy
55:21Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
55:33We have much to discuss
55:41Lord, in my time of dying
55:44Don't want nobody to cry
55:47All I want you to do is take me when I die
55:54That's what I want you to do
55:54Okay, Wendy
55:55Yeah, I think we have to do it
55:55That's what I want you to do
55:55I want you to do it
55:55I want you to love you
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