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00:00:00THE END
00:00:02Look out.
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23Could've been really bad.
00:01:26What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:13And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:37It's been a while.
00:02:38You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55Wait, Ellie.
00:02:56Sorry.
00:02:56Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:57Quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't want to
00:03:58open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:27That's a bummer.
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:38Don't you tell me?
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:41Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:49This is my year, new city, new school, I'm gonna make this squad and I'm not going to think about
00:04:57Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Um, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison. I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate. You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay. You want a shot? But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay. Yeah, I'll do anything. Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure. Yeah. Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting. Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in. Be aggressive. He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:22I can't believe.
00:06:27Third door. Meeting room. Show em regression. I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god. Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl? Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm. We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:57No! No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby. Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay? I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here. Are you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett? He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is. Who else could it be?
00:07:49Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay? The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to
00:08:00be put on the squad.
00:08:00Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's alright.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsing, you fuckin' puke.
00:08:25Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:36I'm out of here!
00:08:37I'm out of here!
00:08:53I'm out of here!
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:57The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:02Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously?
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me.
00:09:30No.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48And, uh, whose fault is it at?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my messenger?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever.
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:25Ah, a school project.
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop.
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43That's not fair.
00:10:45Ah, yes, it is.
00:10:46Because, listen.
00:10:47You're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Well, do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:20And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:25Make sure you want me to take your attention.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40But.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:42Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47I need a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just like...
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms?
00:12:15There you go.
00:12:16I'll tell you guys.
00:12:17It's for grabs.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They're used for grabs.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:35Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what? Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are? My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:09Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16You don't control what I do.
00:14:19You're pretty.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:42Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:45But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:03I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:08Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:11Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:13Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:25Oh my God.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:58Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit, I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:37She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:57Hey, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Five.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:33I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea?
00:17:47For you to go out tonight?
00:17:49Come on.
00:17:50Brett, please.
00:17:50This is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20What?
00:18:20No!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touching.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:10No!
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17Are you getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:40Oh!
00:19:44Oh!
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24Yep.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41What do you think you're doing?
00:20:42You're sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey.
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true!
00:21:31I know, okay?
00:21:31I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit!
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38And you don't need to-
00:21:38I know!
00:21:38I know!
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked.
00:21:56I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them!
00:22:01I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:23Just say it! Just say it!
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Cause I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:34Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me!
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything!
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison, Allison, stop it!
00:22:56Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:21Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:40We're outing everything.
00:23:41We're outing everything.
00:23:48What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:53We're outing everything.
00:23:54Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Ally?
00:23:59Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:03I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07Face time to Ron.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Ally called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:33It's...
00:24:33It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:36I butt-dialed you.
00:24:38We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay? Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58Alright, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care right
00:25:02now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it, man.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:10Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:16Hey, what's up?
00:25:18What?
00:25:18Don't we should...
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Ellie.
00:25:21It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:48Alright, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're up first.
00:26:08You're up, Allison.
00:26:10You're up first.
00:26:17Alright, let's see.
00:26:25I'm going to get...
00:26:26Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm no hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on, he'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone. Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She just need to keep her breath.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:27Good job.
00:28:28We appreciate you being here.
00:28:33Bye.
00:28:38Bye.
00:28:54Bye-bye.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop, Blair.
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09Your turn.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Morana's gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:15You know what I need.
00:30:32Oh my...
00:30:35It's fucking hot, hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:41Jesus.
00:30:43Um...
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, sorry, I'm late. I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott. Late is late. You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No, hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now, did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay, we have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make you look better than the original, all right?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh.
00:35:48Break the leg.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39You know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with you.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yay!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:44Woo!
00:37:45Woo!
00:37:45Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up!
00:37:57Nukia.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:08Oh my god, is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait. What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening. Kiss cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:14I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable. I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm-
00:40:22No, no, no. You cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise-
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her. Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise, dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay. Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No! I sound like a mom!
00:40:56This is ridiculous. Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what? Just go in there. Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett. What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:07He kissed me back. He can't deny it this time. It's recorded and livestreamed.
00:41:13Okay. Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23I'm getting groceries. What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what? I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare. No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no, that's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:38Oh my god, he's killing you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:42Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie!
00:43:49Hi!
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:56You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:04I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:15You kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:18An asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:29Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:39I don't want to.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett.
00:46:24Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15Hmm.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine?
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty good.
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:17Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:34Of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:49:59We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Aki game.
00:50:43Check it out.
00:50:4410 bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00dude what the fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do
00:51:06you
00:51:06think you're doing you're ruining my night just think i care that i'm ruining your night what
00:51:10do you think rob would think if he knew you were at don't care how about you lecture someone who
00:51:13gives a fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit i
00:51:16know let's
00:51:17go play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to get the fuck away from me
00:51:34ah oh my god oh shit
00:51:50oh my god is she okay
00:52:01hey hey look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:06i can't i can't feel it i can't feel it breathe just try to breathe all right hey
00:52:17let's get you ready let's get you ready okay
00:52:26get out of my way move
00:52:30just put me down brett
00:52:31you know you could have died
00:52:36and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy you let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total fucking douchebag
00:52:44right that's not fair what's not fair what's what's not fair what am i not understanding
00:52:50what what don't i understand i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out
00:52:56i don't know how guys work all the time you know that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able
00:53:00to admit that okay you're not any better than me i'm not any better what did i do how am
00:53:06i not
00:53:06any better what are you talking about you're worse i jumped to the pool i saved your life and
00:53:10now what i'm an asshole how am i worse you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning
00:53:16yeah because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined because you caught me when i fell in
00:53:22front of everyone because you drove me to school when i was late yeah i know i sound like such
00:53:26a total
00:53:27jerk you know i don't understand you made me fall in love with you
00:53:38that's the worst thing i did i fell in love with you i'm in love with you stop and you're
00:53:44my
00:53:44brother's best friend i know that i know so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like
00:53:50a
00:53:50hero and then pushing me away am i crazy do you not feel anything because you're playing with my
00:53:58feelings and you can't keep doing that okay i want you to tell me to stop tell me that you
00:54:07don't want
00:54:07this tell me you want me to get away from you right now i tell you stop i'm never gonna
00:54:11tell you to stop
00:54:34i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44i said you had no idea every single time i saw you with him
00:54:48i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:52than just my best friend sister
00:54:55why didn't you say anything
00:54:57i made a promise to run but you know what
00:55:07i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19i think about you every day
00:55:21every morning and every night
00:55:27every single time i close my eyes
00:55:30it's you that i see
00:55:33every time
00:55:37hey
00:55:45i want you to take me
00:55:48right here
00:55:52right now
00:56:05so what do we now
00:56:11what do you want us to be
00:56:15what do you want me to be
00:56:18i want you to be mine
00:56:22i think i already am
00:56:27but what about ron
00:56:29he's gonna kill you
00:56:31i know ron loves you very much
00:56:33he's very protectable to brother but
00:56:35i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39how much i love you
00:56:46i don't know i think
00:56:49i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:55i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57i know
00:57:00but it's just for a little
00:57:02until we find the right moment
00:57:05yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:07i won't do it here
00:57:10we'll be secret lovers
00:57:27thinking about you
00:57:37hi captain
00:57:38when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:40i am uh
00:57:41currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:45sprinting to you
00:57:48well as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52don't
00:57:52my legs are killing me and
00:57:55i really like your car
00:57:57oh i know you love my car
00:57:59he grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:02brett stop
00:58:04don't read my smut
00:58:06i'm telling you
00:58:07every single word that you have ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:10into my soul
00:58:12betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts gently sucking and biting
00:58:17holy shit
00:58:18that is literal trash
00:58:20but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it
00:58:24i feel so hot right now
00:58:29palms my center
00:58:30slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you white ally?
00:58:34fuck
00:58:38fuck
00:58:39fuck
00:58:42oh my god
00:58:43someone's coming
00:58:44um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:46i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07hey
00:59:08are you okay
00:59:09are you okay you sounded sick
00:59:09do you need help
00:59:10mind your own business
00:59:12virgin mary
00:59:12you think just because brett took a chance on you once
00:59:15you're on my level now
00:59:17i was just trying to help
00:59:20save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24shoot
00:59:25i'm late
00:59:45brett
00:59:47that's allison's
00:59:48uh
00:59:49i found it in the bathroom
00:59:50if i'd known it was your little girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:10see what you're up to
01:00:13hey
01:00:14hey
01:00:14you found my bag
01:00:15i was looking for that
01:00:16thank you
01:00:17no problem
01:00:21attention
01:00:22all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24it has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28is using illegal drugs
01:00:29i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:38well
01:00:40i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend
01:00:44right
01:00:44i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago
01:00:48excuse me
01:00:48i was fixing my makeup
01:00:50sounded like you were retching
01:00:51and i asked you if you were okay
01:00:53look at this
01:00:53this is perfection
01:00:55it's every girl's dream
01:00:56i don't need shortcuts
01:00:57and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:00i mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04search me
01:01:06i have nothing to hide
01:01:11your turn scott
01:01:13sure but i
01:01:15rita
01:01:17jackpot
01:01:19well well well
01:01:20look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23i knew it
01:01:24no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28allison
01:01:29performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those aren't mine
01:01:37right
01:01:37a cheater and a liar
01:01:40coach please listen to me
01:01:42i've never seen those i don't know what they are
01:01:45lying
01:01:45it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49they're mine
01:01:49yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:53did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:56yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:01:59he's right
01:02:00they're just vitamins
01:02:01no they aren't
01:02:02uh miss russo
01:02:03how is it
01:02:03that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:08i just
01:02:10they look suspicious
01:02:12well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:17that's enough
01:02:18all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:26what you can't do that
01:02:29championships are in two weeks
01:02:30nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32i mean i know it
01:02:33yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:38you little bitch
01:02:39you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:41that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:48listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53you want us to drop her
01:02:54she could get seriously hurt
01:02:56that's the point
01:02:58accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00so tragic
01:03:01i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:03fine and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:07i know everything
01:03:09girls
01:03:09every dirty little secret
01:03:11do exactly as i say
01:03:13or you're gone
01:03:14your call
01:03:14and make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:16she never gets back up
01:03:24very sweet
01:03:27what happened back there
01:03:29how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:31i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35so i swapped it out
01:03:37i knew it
01:03:38i knew she was up to something
01:03:40you know i heard her
01:03:40in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:43yeah she was throwing up
01:03:45it was when we were
01:03:48when we were
01:03:50having
01:03:53phone sex
01:03:55so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:02hey do you
01:04:05do you think i'm fat
01:04:06seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:08i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:10i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:12i'm being serious too
01:04:13allison
01:04:14perfect guess who you are
01:04:15yeah
01:04:17i'll always be there
01:04:20to catch you when you fall
01:04:23always
01:04:26all right
01:04:27on the count
01:04:28you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30rita you're up first
01:04:31then allison
01:04:46okay great job you guys
01:04:48you killed it
01:05:13hey i told you to catch you
01:05:16brett you just saved my life
01:05:21i guess that makes me like a bag of two years or something huh
01:05:25are you serious scott
01:05:26you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain are you kidding me they almost dropped
01:05:32me i could have been paralyzed i could have died that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36rita that is a disgusting thing to say leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this
01:05:43team
01:05:45oh brett
01:05:46oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack
01:05:51all right
01:05:52all right everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce ellison scott as the new
01:06:00captain
01:06:06congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you
01:06:08wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:13and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:19allie
01:06:20look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:24thanks bro
01:06:25i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back
01:06:27ew
01:06:28don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:30yo
01:06:31how's it
01:06:32she is
01:06:33look good baby
01:06:34y'all do private shows
01:06:35you know something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:39you're so gross
01:06:42yo what the hell
01:06:43are you serious
01:06:44what what's going on i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:46yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:48you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50i'm in your dreams
01:06:51how about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today
01:06:55never happens again
01:06:57you think you're so fucking special
01:06:59why
01:07:00you know everyone knows how you got a captain's position
01:07:03how
01:07:03by sucking your way to the top
01:07:05i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:07considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:10you shameless whore
01:07:12hey
01:07:14i'm more than one
01:07:15i do
01:07:16you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:18she's a public bus
01:07:20everybody gets a ride
01:07:23hey
01:07:24hey fuck face
01:07:26you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33that's enough
01:07:35what's going on here
01:07:36i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:37chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:39you're gonna hit her
01:07:41get my office now
01:07:42you
01:07:43with me
01:07:44this is a really nasty cut okay
01:07:46let's
01:07:46we should take you to the er okay
01:07:49all right
01:07:50you sure you're on it
01:07:56it's a really nasty cut brad
01:07:58you could have broken your hand
01:08:00yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:02never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:05shut up
01:08:11you know i could kind of get used to this
01:08:13having uh
01:08:14nurse allison around
01:08:16take care of me
01:08:17help me out
01:08:19yo guys 304
01:08:20i think it's this one
01:08:21let's go see the hero
01:08:23oh shit
01:08:23no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:25they can't see us like this
01:08:27i won't let them
01:08:29let's tell them
01:08:29let's tell them the truth
01:08:31in front of
01:08:32the entire team
01:08:34ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36remind you
01:08:38let's hide
01:08:38yeah
01:08:39all right
01:08:41all right
01:08:42all right
01:08:46yo brett you in there
01:08:47yeah i'm just uh
01:08:48washing up man
01:08:49john you have no idea
01:08:52how crazy you drive me
01:08:54you know every single time i see you
01:08:56all i can think about is uh
01:09:01doing this
01:09:03you need a hand man
01:09:04no i got everything i need uh
01:09:07right here
01:09:13you gotta be quiet
01:09:17unless you are not
01:09:20brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:22hey you know what it uh
01:09:23takes me a very long time
01:09:26assholes
01:09:36i feel what you did
01:09:37i feel what you did
01:09:40it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:42yeah
01:09:43yeah
01:09:44i feel what you're doing
01:09:46brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man
01:09:48we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:49you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:51hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:53i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55all right let's just give him some space
01:09:56enjoy your blue balls
01:09:57yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02i think i've earned some uh
01:10:05allison physical therapy time if you know what i mean
01:10:08you know you could have just asked
01:10:11you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:29are you gonna help me
01:10:32no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:51brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:54i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:56captain scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58sick
01:10:59ladies and gentlemen
01:11:00let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04led by captain alison scott
01:11:08i will end you
01:11:10leave it
01:11:12save your applause everyone
01:11:14you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:16your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:19she bought it
01:11:20with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:21and her dealer
01:11:23look no further than your MVP
01:11:25brett harrison
01:11:31that's not true
01:11:33you know what i don't care
01:11:35rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:37okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:39just ask them yourself
01:11:41oh really
01:11:42let's ask the squad then
01:11:47brett approached us
01:11:48about a month ago
01:11:50he said he had
01:11:51good stuff
01:11:52but only if we helped alison become captain
01:11:56you know that's bullshit
01:11:57i have proof
01:12:01i know real doctors
01:12:03i've got pills
01:12:04ali
01:12:05no more being blackmailed
01:12:07let alison take the captain position
01:12:11this is insane
01:12:13okay
01:12:13i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16oh sweetie
01:12:17it's all coming out now
01:12:18i saw her taking pills
01:12:19for practice
01:12:20we trusted you
01:12:22cheater
01:12:25hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:27messes with me
01:12:28open your eyes brett
01:12:30she's using you
01:12:31for the clout
01:12:32for the status
01:12:33who was she before you slept with her
01:12:35nobody
01:12:36a total bottom feeder
01:12:38you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:39it's unbelievable
01:12:40how'd you get that video huh
01:12:41and what'd you do to it
01:12:42you have nothing to fear
01:12:43if you have nothing to hide
01:12:44boom
01:12:46listen just
01:12:47please listen to me
01:12:49hey everybody
01:12:49just shut up
01:12:50this is my sister okay
01:12:51she would never do something like this
01:12:54and here come the pretzels
01:12:56all right
01:12:57that's enough
01:12:57that's enough
01:12:59now
01:12:59in light of these
01:13:01significant allegations
01:13:02as well as the
01:13:03evidence that has been presented
01:13:05i have no choice
01:13:07alison scott
01:13:08you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain
01:13:11of the cheerleader
01:13:11furthermore
01:13:12you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:16justice for the real athletes
01:13:18hold up
01:13:19hold it
01:13:20if you would please
01:13:22look to the jumbotron
01:13:24i know some real doctors
01:13:25that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy
01:13:27at the right way
01:13:27no more pills
01:13:29no more purging
01:13:29no more blackmail
01:13:30you'd really help us
01:13:31absolutely
01:13:32listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:35take your spouse ever again
01:13:36so what's the catch
01:13:37we're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:40this video
01:13:41this is the real conversation
01:13:43not the edited one
01:13:45that Rita just played
01:13:47not for the drugs
01:13:49these are the drugs that i gave the girls
01:13:50they're vitamins
01:13:51you can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:53in the world
01:13:54you wanna check these out principal
01:13:58he's right
01:14:00these are common supplements
01:14:02everybody
01:14:02Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous
01:14:06weight loss supplements
01:14:08she's been threatening them
01:14:09if they wouldn't comply
01:14:10and she's been shaming them
01:14:11degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:13now everybody is different
01:14:14but all bodies
01:14:15are beautiful
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:18for one reason
01:14:18one reason only
01:14:19because she was a threat
01:14:20she threatened the total control
01:14:22that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:23and it's horrible
01:14:25because Allison
01:14:26she's a beautiful person
01:14:27and she would never do anything like this
01:14:29and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:33that's not true
01:14:34he's lying
01:14:35she's the one who's been drugging the team
01:14:43you fucking bitch
01:14:44you ruined my life
01:14:46you ruined it yourself
01:14:59look at you
01:15:00playing the victim
01:15:01you've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:03for weeks
01:15:04just when i give you a chance
01:15:06you ruined crying to Harrison
01:15:08nothing but a little
01:15:10shut up dude
01:15:11shut up
01:15:12what are you going to do about it Harrison
01:15:13I don't have to do anything
01:15:14you're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:15:16right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students
01:15:27as of now you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities
01:15:31what?
01:15:32no
01:15:32my father
01:15:33your father may have his name on the library
01:15:36but i assure you
01:15:37his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:39you can take him away
01:15:41party's over let go
01:15:42no
01:15:42i'll steal you all
01:15:43this isn't over
01:15:47and as for you
01:15:48miss scott
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration
01:15:52i would like to apologize to you
01:15:55for everything that you've had to endure
01:15:57and as of now
01:15:58you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08thank you principal
01:16:09all right everyone
01:16:10sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:12i hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14but
01:16:14we have a game to get back to
01:16:16so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:30let's win
01:16:32let's win
01:16:34state university wins it all
01:16:52okay
01:16:53kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
01:17:03Hey!
01:17:05Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:13Hey, well you know what uh...
01:17:15This is cool, isn't it?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did
01:17:19I love you, kid Scott
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback
01:17:35You
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