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🔥New My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug!
00:14Your launch today, beach!
00:35Slow-ass!
00:37Slow-ass!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon, fish food ages ago.
01:13Me...
01:37Sire! Zeus's people just breach your outer barrier!
01:40I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Puss on himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus.
03:07We beg you.
03:08Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:11Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28God damn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:38What the hell did you do to me last night?
04:43Hey.
04:44I put in a lot of work.
04:45Don't tell me you forgot.
04:47Leora!
04:48I know you're in there.
04:50Nowhere left to run.
04:51Damn it.
04:52He tracked me.
04:54He tracked me.
05:06Leora.
05:07You're my fiancé.
05:09You belong with me.
05:10Come home.
05:11Get away, Dylan!
05:14As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:22Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:25You slept with someone?
05:27Who screwed up my plan?
05:32Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:34Newsflash, tough guy.
05:35Real men don't need tricks.
05:37You talking to the boss like that, punk?
05:45So you're the loser who ruined everything?
05:48You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
05:57Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:00Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:02Can't push too hard yet.
06:06I won't kill him.
06:08But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:12Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:20Forget today ever happened.
06:22Go back to your life.
06:24Yeah.
06:36Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
06:50Those assholes are back already.
06:51What are you talking about?
06:59Hey, pencil neck.
07:00I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:02Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:05Dylan who?
07:06Speak up, man.
07:07My ears are shot.
07:08Keep acting tough.
07:09Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:12Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burp.
07:15What?
07:18What?
07:26You asked for this.
07:40You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
07:43Who the hell are you?
07:55Asshole.
07:56Using my divine power to barbecue.
07:58Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:01What are you whining about?
08:03Nothing.
08:04Heat's too low.
08:05Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:12Molly?
08:13Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:18Huh.
08:20Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:28Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:31Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:33Yeah, baby.
08:35But he retired recently.
08:37We're gonna find him now.
08:39Pfft, pfft, pfft.
08:46I'm badly wounded.
08:48I don't have much time.
08:50Find Lily's real father.
08:52Leave her with him.
08:53I just hope you two can live in peace.
08:58Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:14There it is.
09:22Liara's wounded bad.
09:24Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:25Lifetime of easy living.
09:32What the hell was that?
09:34Nothing.
09:35Just swapped a bug.
09:39That girl from five years ago.
09:41You came looking for me?
09:44She's your daughter.
09:46We need you now.
09:49So you're my dad?
09:51You're actually pretty handsome.
09:53This aura?
09:54She's got my blood.
10:01Who did this?
10:03Don't worry about it.
10:05Just keep Lily safe.
10:10Mommy.
10:12Mommy.
10:13Mommy.
10:29It's too late, boss.
10:31Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:47Somebody help me!
11:01Give me a name, Liara.
11:03Who did this?
11:04I'm going to tear them apart.
11:09It was...
11:30You're father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:32You're my fiance.
11:34My property.
11:35You filthy whore.
11:36Spread your legs for some stray dog!
11:42But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
11:49No!
11:50Let go!
11:53With nymph blood in my veins,
11:55even Olympus will bow to me.
12:05I got careless.
12:07Diving near a shipwreck.
12:09My fault.
12:10Shipwreck?
12:11Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:13Someone did this to you.
12:18You're just a regular guy.
12:20Stay out of it.
12:22Boss?
12:23Soup's ready.
12:24Okay.
12:25Okay.
12:26Okay.
12:29If I don't make it,
12:32promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:34She's all we have left.
12:37She's safe.
12:38Now drink.
12:41Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
12:49Jack, you...
12:52Ambrosia residue?
12:53Golden apple sap?
12:54I studied this in grad's time.
12:57Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:00Where the hell did you get this?
13:03More.
13:03Try it.
13:15These ingredients,
13:16where did you get them?
13:22It's my first time meeting daddy.
13:25I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:32I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:51What a lively little snack.
13:53Gulp you down and my power doubles!
13:56Ha ha ha ha!
14:04I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:06You want more?
14:07I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:09This guy's luck is insane.
14:13A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:18Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:21You're safe here, Liria.
14:26We've got a kid together now.
14:28I'm not letting anything touch.
14:32You or Lily.
14:33Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:35Daddy!
14:36Help!
14:37Help!
14:39Something's trying to eat me!
14:42Lily's in trouble!
14:49I...
14:50I'm not tasty.
14:52My mommy and daddy are super strong.
14:55Please don't eat me!
15:00Divine power runs through this girl.
15:03Devour you.
15:05And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:10Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:16Mm-hmm.
15:24Whew!
15:42You disgusting freak!
15:44What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
15:46Mommy!
15:49I've got you, baby.
15:50I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
15:56Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:01Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:09Two courses for the price of one!
16:19Run!
16:25Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
16:28Go!
16:33Run, from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
16:44You... Poseidon?
16:46That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
16:51That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:01What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:04Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:10Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:16Wait. Maybe it sensed the Guardian of the Sea Vault?
17:22Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:29About that monster.
17:34Bailed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
17:49Béta of the Sea Vault is a great...
17:53..not child suffering?
17:53ltיך W cabe and run.
18:00Although the Anita�—
18:01We're gonna have people who knew how they were efficient?
18:01A few minutes, we expect them to avoid what they want.
18:01They expect the part...
18:01...
18:01...
18:03...
18:14Um...
18:15...
18:16Oop here.
18:17Just track you guys with him.
18:18We'll be a bit up here in a minute.
18:19Your number?
18:19My liege.
18:21Have mercy.
18:22I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:24Please, spare my life.
18:26No problem.
18:27Thank you, my lord.
18:28Thank you for your mercy.
18:29Try to remember that in your next life.
18:44Enjoying the show?
18:55My king!
18:56We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
18:58Listen to me.
19:00If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:03I will skin you alive.
19:06Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:08Yes!
19:09Yes, my liege!
19:21My love, since you refuse to tell me who did this to you,
19:25I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
19:36That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
19:39But Poseidon?
19:41Guy's long gone.
19:42Probably fish food in some trench.
19:44Right?
19:45Sea god myth, ancient history.
19:47Wanna bet?
19:48There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:01The world's the same as ever.
20:03The dead are louder than the living.
20:06Who the hell are you?
20:07You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:10Asshole!
20:20Poseidon?
20:31Is Hades still breathing?
20:33If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
20:39Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
20:47I don't have time for this.
20:49I'm not wasting it on you.
20:50I need a background check.
20:56You know who I am?
20:58Hades is Ace.
21:00You crash my spot, you die here!
21:03You die here!
21:24Little fish.
21:33Hades's staff?
21:35One shot?
21:36The sea king!
21:37He's real!
21:40Hades!
21:41You hiding?
21:42Come out!
21:43Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
21:47One!
21:48Two!
21:53Thank the fates!
21:54The boss is here!
22:00Boss!
22:01This bum!
22:07You idiot!
22:09Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:11You're done!
22:12Get out!
22:13In front of Poseidon, your ants.
22:16I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:22My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:26I'm not here for fun.
22:28Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:34Understood.
22:35I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:37You have three days.
22:38I'll be back.
22:43Everyone!
22:44Drop what you're doing!
22:45Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
22:47Every resource!
22:49Every contact!
22:50Now!
22:50Tell them Poseidon's back!
22:52Yes, boss!
22:59Poseidon's back.
23:00Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:04Okay.
23:11Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:13Kid comes with us alive.
23:14She's still hurt.
23:15Easy pickets.
23:17Let's move.
23:29We'll make a nice stew.
23:31Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
23:37Ha ha ha ha!
23:39A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
23:43Pathetic.
23:46Who are you?
23:48Dylan's orders.
23:50Come quietly to the stronghold.
23:52Or I drag your corpse back.
23:55Mommy?
23:56Who's the ugly goat man?
23:58Hand over the kid!
24:08Stay away from my daughter!
24:09Don't you dare touch her!
24:18Don't you dare touch her!
24:27Mommy!
24:28You're bleeding!
24:29This forest is locked down.
24:31Surrender now!
24:33I'll go with you.
24:35On one condition.
24:36Let my daughter go!
24:38No, Mommy!
24:40I'm not leaving you!
24:51Kids mine.
24:53You die.
24:57You poisoned me?
25:01My poison fog.
25:03The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:07Give up!
25:08You've gone too far.
25:11Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:15You're wounded.
25:17You're wounded.
25:18Poisoned.
25:19Poisoned.
25:21The kid's coming with me.
25:24Don't touch her!
25:26Come at me!
25:27Feisty one.
25:29Dylan wants you dead.
25:31dead.
25:31But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
25:40Such a pretty face.
25:43All mine now.
25:47Let my mommy go, you bastard!
25:56Lily, Lily, run!
25:59Get out of here!
26:04Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:08No!
26:17No!
26:21No!
26:22That's enough!
26:26Paddy?
26:30No!
26:45Oh, my God.
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