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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:58General, this changes.
01:58Close one.
01:59Is it close one?
01:59General, this changes every one.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:11Hey, what the...
03:20I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:24I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laugh it up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's go.
03:45Let's go.
03:52Let's go.
04:06There we go.
04:12Let's go.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss
04:30a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed
04:47me
04:51richie i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:01you're a good man a really good man now please move i implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13hilton has smoothed the demonstration to this morning this this is that's his last chance to
05:19fix the formula and so we just we both need him to succeed so regardless of what's happened just
05:25think about your future and mine your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration
05:38and a scientific discovery for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie
05:56you almost had me convinced get the out of my way
06:02i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you do reset you need to rest i'm so close what's the map what is it you don't see
06:53what don't
06:58you
07:07mommy
07:20you
08:03Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck! Where the fuck are you? You evil tiny bitch! Fuck! You made a fucking canoe! I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you! I will win!
08:43Oh, come on!
08:51Help, man!
08:53Lindy!
08:57Lindy!
08:59If you're hurt, answer me! We can call a timeout!
09:04I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! Fuck!
09:09I'm coming, Lindy! I'm coming!
09:11I'm coming!
09:13And I'm trusting!
09:15This is the timeout, Lindy! We agreed, right?
09:20I'm here now!
09:23Ow!
09:24Ow!
09:26Ow!
09:28My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree!
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster!
09:37You deserved it! You're a sore loser!
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good! Now we're even! Time in!
09:46So there was a timeout!
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along!
09:51You're gonna need to dumb down! You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last twenty fucking years!
09:55Dumb luck! That's what jealous, resentful people call talent!
10:00Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay!
10:06I teach!
10:07Yeah! Those who can't do!
10:10What's the saying? You wanna see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother!
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot!
10:16I'm no idiot! I'm a literal genius!
10:18Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been!
10:22Who will be so close for the rest of his life!
10:26At least I started something!
10:27And finished it!
10:28And won!
10:29That Nobel you wanna fuck so bad?
10:32I will kill us both!
10:34Before letting you win it!
10:36Start and finish!
10:38I win again!
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You!
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:47Ow!
10:53Ow!
10:53All right already!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:03What!?
11:05What happened to you?
11:07Your eye!
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late!
11:12What time's it?
11:13Presentation time, you're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey! Hey, down here!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny! Down here!
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes. I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah. I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay. Let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing. I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:29But older, tiny me might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:40And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so, you know, um, I was thinking, you get to hold this my husband-trunk-me shit over dad
13:09for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever, which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever, uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am
13:31making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So, you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:15Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this going to be a problem?
15:41First thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45Dad's name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:52Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:12size?
16:13I can assure you, you'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:41Hilton.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, I said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungers?
16:51No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway.
17:05But we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:18You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:34You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48i see you looking at me judging me like smug dicks but you will never judge me as harsh as
18:01i judge
18:01myself i've realized that i've been trying to live up to others expectations of me
18:08i don't know what i want from myself and i thought that was a problem but it's not
18:18it's just the process and i can figure that out here or somewhere else
18:31honestly i'm okay either way
18:48any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts yes quite science is not magic
19:18no there is no ta-da there is not it is work hard work evidently
19:30it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear
19:37you can spend years lost wandering among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which
19:44goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally
19:50see the forest well
19:55today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half plus plus p hat squared over 2m
20:28plus 2
20:29over m omega squared uh x squared which
20:39which
21:01it's upside down
21:06it's inverted
21:09it's inverted
21:10janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared x squared over 2
21:17bob's invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared x squared over 2
21:31carl
21:33implement
21:34m
21:35m
21:35m
21:35m
21:36m
21:36m
21:41m
21:44m
21:49m
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation, ta-da.
22:57Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:39I did it.
23:40I did it.
23:40I did it.
23:42We made history!
23:43Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn...
23:50Let me.
23:51Let me.
24:01Delicious.
24:03Sweet and crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did it.
24:09Come in.
24:10Oh dear.
24:15Oh God.
24:17Oh my God.
24:19Oh my God.
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les.
24:24Woah woah woah!
24:25Give me some more!
24:26Les!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give me some more!
24:29Give me some more!
24:30Les!
24:30You okay?
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you.
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Wes.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And something is going to destroy me.
25:45Just when I'm...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes.
25:51Well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big, uh, small, but very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:00Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:06No.
26:08It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now, tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice but to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:10Lindy.
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21All right.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:32I remain a literal genius.
29:34Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:48What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:50Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:00Well, got to feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:04Like, you know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never going to stop.
30:25I got to eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:29Well, and so I bid you farewell, and I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:56Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:02Easy.
31:04Stop.
31:13Magoo, stop.
31:14Dad, Dad.
31:16Stop.
31:17Oh, child.
31:21So be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:26You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah.
31:59You know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03That cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:07I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy.
32:11Helped you.
32:13With science.
32:14Yeah, I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:31We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah, of course.
32:43You helped.
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:57And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy is more important to you than us.
33:10I'm not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22From what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26Yeah.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I order you anything else?
33:36I'm done.
33:46I'm done.
33:51Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
34:15I know you can see me.
34:17Open the fucking door.
34:20My ID's not working.
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You didn't let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him.
34:42I took him home.
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat.
34:45I hate that cat.
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:48I don't know who you are.
34:50I don't know who you are.
34:52Are you gonna let me in?
34:56Oh, fuck this!
34:57I think you can lock me out, motherfuckers!
35:09It's my fucking world!
35:11It's mine!
35:18Goddamn it.
35:20Oh.
35:21Goddamn it.
35:27What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work.
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah.
35:42You didn't listen.
35:44I tried.
35:46I was passionate about it.
35:48I cursed.
35:50I warned you about these people.
35:53You did.
35:54You dummy.
35:56Now it's over.
35:59Hilton has everything.
36:04We have nothing.
36:08Well, I...
36:09I couldn't help it.
36:11It's my life's work.
36:12I had to do it.
36:14Les, the Nobel was never on the table.
36:19They were always going to steal your tack.
36:24Martin, without the Nobel, I'm not worthy.
36:32Worthy of what?
36:39Her.
36:42Lindy.
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me, seen me.
37:00Lindy.
37:03I can't get her out of my head.
37:05She's everywhere.
37:12Oh, God.
37:14Oh, fuck.
37:15Oh, fuck.
37:17Oh.
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up.
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula.
37:24Oh, fuck, fuck.
37:25I can't go home without it.
37:26I need a ride.
37:27No, you're going to have to take an Uber because I got Dana.
37:29No, you're going to fucking drive me home fucking now.
37:32This is life or death, Martin.
37:33For real this time.
37:34What?
37:34Really, really real.
37:35Magoo could eat her.
37:37The cat.
37:38Yeah.
37:38I'll explain.
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later.
37:40You're going to drive me.
37:41Come on.
37:42Why?
37:42What are you?
37:55Wow.
37:57Fuck.
38:03Rishi!
38:05No, no, no, no, no.
38:06What?
38:07No, no, no.
38:08What?
38:08Come on.
38:09Come on.
38:11Okay.
38:12Okay.
38:12Okay.
38:13Okay.
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15Okay?
38:16You're alive.
38:17You're alive.
38:18Wrong one.
38:18But I just, I'm trying to reconcile Les the husband and Les the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity and compassion towards science and yet such selfish
38:27heartlessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why Les?
38:34Richie.
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:41Richie!
38:42Charlie!
38:43Thanks, friend, Mommy!
38:45Honey!
38:46Yes, cuz it's gone.
38:47Daddy gone.
38:48Love is gone.
38:49It's gone.
38:50Daddy gone.
38:53Love is gone.
38:55It's gone.
38:56Daddy gone.
38:57Love is gone away.
39:03When I see you
39:07Eyes will turn blue
39:10When I see you
39:13Thousand eyes turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, day gone
39:17Love is gone
39:19Gone, day gone
39:21It's gone, day gone
39:24Beautiful girl
39:27Lovely dress
39:28Zipped and smiles
39:30Oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl
39:33Lovely dress
39:34Where she is now
39:36I can only guess
39:37Cause it's gone, day gone
39:39It's gone, day gone
39:42It's gone, day gone
39:45It's gone, day gone
39:49Love is gone
39:50Gone, day gone
39:52Gone, day gone
39:53Gone, day gone
39:58Gone, day gone
39:59Gone, day gone
40:01Gone, day gone
40:01Gone, day gone
40:05Gone, day gone
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40:12Gone, day gone
40:12Gone, day gone
40:13Gone, day gone
40:14You
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